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Aqua: WHO FUCKED UP MY CROSSWORD?!! Terra: What do you mean? Aqua: SOME BUCKTOOTHED, BIG-NOSED, PINHEADED, FLAT-FOOTED BUFFOON PUT DOWN SHAKESPEARE AS THE AUTHOR OF THE ODYSSEY. Terra: And? Aqua: IN PEN!!!!! Terra: THOSE BASTARDS!
#kingdom hearts#inncorrect quotes#terra#aqua#terraqua#It takes a lot for Aqua to get upset#The one thing she doesn't want touched is her crossword#Anyways it was Vanitas that did it#He thought that Aqua coughed a bit too loudly#So this was his revenge#He was later found with three degree burns#Terra tried his best to prevent the use of firaga#Clearly he failed#Like how he failed to not fall to darkness#On the bright side Ventus recorded it all on his gummi phone#He got a lot of likes on Vanitas getting his shit rocked#So Vanitas next time don't fuck with Aqua's crossword
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Sora & Riku: *Finding a dead body on a mission* Sora: Sora: B- Riku: *Holding up a finger* Don’t you DARE say “been there done that.” Sora: You can’t tell me what to do, you didn’t even come to my funeral! Riku: I was looking for clues to find YOU! Sora: And I was in another REALITY!
#kingdom hearts#inncorrect quotes#soriku#sora#riku#They perceived to go about this for another hour#Instead of going on about Riku not coming to his funeral#They should be concerned about the DEAD BODY#It's okay after an hour Riku did go should we maybe report this#Which Sora responded so you care about this dead body but not mine#Aqua had to be sent to dead with it cause Sora and Riku didn't have it together#Aqua is disappointed in them#But still can't believe Riku didn't go to Sora funeral#So much for being best friends#Though Riku did end up learning he wasn't dead#So Sora can't be that mad at it
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Riku: *Dressed as a werewolf* Sora, why are you dressed like a mirror?
Sora: A mirror is the scariest thing to look at.
Riku:
Riku: Are you okay?
Sora: No.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#sora#riku#a mirror is the scariest thing to look at#though in reality sora are you good#like do you need help#riku is concern#hey riku look on the bright side#at least he has the scariest halloween costume#though he really does need therapy#like he badly needs it#kairi: *dressed as a witch* I was excited but now I am just sad#happy halloween#destiny trio got a lot of candy#because of sora trauma#a positive#be safe tonight if you are going out
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Doctor: So you have PTSD and severe depression. Have you been in regular therapy?
Sora: Um, I’ve been replaying Steven Universe since I got back, so same thing...yeah.
Doctor: Um, no motherfucker it’s not the same fucking thing.
Sora: Ummmm yeah it is.
Doctor: No it’s not!!
Sora: UM, YES...IT IS....
Doctor:
Sora:
Doctor: You stupid motherfucker.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#sora#what do you mean that isn't the same thing#it's close enough#though sora does need to go to regular therapy#like he has so much trauma in his small body#maybe they all need a group therapy#someone please get these kids some therapy#but at least sora saw a doctor#small victories#he is a dumb motherfucker#give this kid a break#and let him be a kid#I hope steven universe is teaching you something#also cookie for whoever knows what this is from
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Riku: You know, you often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Sora: Thank you.
Riku: I didn’t say that was a good thing.
Sora: What I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#sora#riku#sora no#you can't be doing that#you should probably go to therapy#sora over the course of your teenage years#you have so much trauma#to be fair the entire guardians of light have trauma#they all need therapy#but at least riku knows you should use humor to deflect trauma#but riku you are admitting that sora is funny#trauma does make people funny#at least you get something out of it#you mostly get sadness#but at least you are funny#sora is looking at the positives#maybe sora will dress as a mirror for halloween#since that is the scariest thing#im sorry
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Based on a Conversation with my Friends
*Driving*
Lea: Oh look, they have a Dabi sticker on their car. God, why is Dabi so hot…
Roxas: Okay, what did you say?
Xion: Did you say Dobby is hot?
Isa: I didn't expect that from you…
Lea: Yeah, like he could step on me...wait, I’m talking about Dabi from MHA not the Harry Potter one.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#sea salt family#lea#axel#roxas#xion#isa#saix#dabi#dobby#he has us in the first half#lets just say the other three just stared at him for a bit after he said that#and he didn't realize they were thinking of dobby until he saw the weird looks they were giving him#however I agree dabi could step on me#axel x dabi#new ship#both have fire#match made in hell#just one big crossover here#isa is a shame of axel#you cant be saying step on me in front of roxas and xion#even though people write very detail fanfiction about them#but we are going to ignore that fact#axel still stand by the fact dabi is hot#no regrets
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Vanitas: You have friends, and I envy that.
Sora: You're welcome to share my friends!
Vanitas: *Looks at Donald and Goofy* I don't want those…
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#sora#vanitas#vanitas wants friends#but he has standards#no one wants to be friend with a fucking bird that doesn't heal you#like sora honey its great you have so many friends#but a lot of them just suck#some of them are cool#jack sparrow is pretty cool#the duck however#not as cool as a pirate#though vanitas in your situation#are you allowed to be picky about friends#maybe you shouldn't judge the sun boy#though I hope you do get some badass friends#you deserve it#let the dark boy have some friends#that are not a fucking duck
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*After Riku finds Sora*
Sora: I feel fine.
Riku: You were forced to be asleep for a year.
Sora: I’ve been forced to be asleep before.
Riku: YOU DON'T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO BEING FORCED TO BE ASLEEP!
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#sora#riku#sora being forced to sleep isn't like the common cold#you really don't build up an immunity#you have missed so much of your teenage years#that is not a good thing#riku doesn't know what he is going to do with his ass#riku is just disappointed#which is fair#man has been missing for a year and this is his reaction#maybe smash with knock some sense into you#I hope mario beats sense into you#but in reality we should get sora to a doctor#its not a good thing to be in a coma like state for a year
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Sora: I challenge you to a duel!
Jack Sparrow: *Pull out gun and points it at Sora*
Sora: Nevermind…*Runs away*
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#sora#jack sparrow#fucking cowards#man has fought monster three times his size#and he runs at the sight of a gun#you challenge him#your keyblade has magic#just use thundra#jack thought it was funny#when sora ran away with his tail between his legs#a fucking wimp#sora is a coward#just shame
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Roxas: You’re stupid.
Sora: *Laughing* Is that it?
Roxas: Give it time. It will eat at you.
*Later*
Sora: Am I stupid?
Riku: Yeah, a little…but I still love you.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#roxas#sora#riku#it does eat at you#it may not bother you in the moment#but as you think about it#it does bother you#also riku why are you so honest#you could of told him no#but at least you still love him for who he is#roxas that was a little mean#say sorry#not his fault he doesn't get the brain cell that often#the sun boy is fine the way he is
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Mina: How single are y’all?
Kaminari: I dm myself memes.
#my hero academia#buko no hero academia#inncorect quotes#ashido mina#denki kaminari#damn that single huh#its okay kaminari#we all have been there#single fuckers rise up#don't worry kaminari you will win shinso's heart oneday#but mina why you got to call a man out like that#like him be single in peace#even though he did voice up about it#he doesn't have many braincells
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Based on a conversation with my Mother
Riku: *Accidentally pushes a child*
Mickey: *Rushing to help said child* Riku, watch where you are going! God, never have children!
Riku: I don’t even want children.
Mickey: That’s okay, cause gays never want children.
Riku:
Mickey: *Laughing*
Riku: W...What kind of logic is that?! That doesn’t even make sense!
Mickey: I’m only joking with you.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#riku#king mickey#that is not how it works#how does not wanting kids relate to being gay#wtf#riku then sat in his room for 5 hours trying to figure out that logic#btw the child was okay#he only hit his head against the coffee table#mickey did think he was funny with that one#sora thought it was funny when riku told him#I still don't understand the logic#it doesn't make sense
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Sora: Are you bleeding badly?
Riku: *Clearly in terrible shape* Oh, not so much.
Sora: What about internally?
Riku: ...
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#sora#riku#riku really got fucked up by the heartless#but he doesn't want sora to worry#meanwhile sora clearly see that riku is bleeding out#someone get him a potion or a cure#like he is going to die from blood lost#riku might need to go to the hospital#riku don't be a tough guy#just say you are badly hurt#does anyone know his blood type#sora pls take your dumb boyfriend to the hospital
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Ventus: Terra, can I have a night off training to go with Sora and Riku to Corona for the festival?
Terra: *Tired dad voice* Go ask your mother.
Ventus: Okay Terra. *Halfway into the Land of Departure to look for Aqua* nOW WAIT A MINUTE...
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#terraqua#wayfinder trio#ventus#terra#aqua#ventus is their child#and ventus just realize that after terra said go find your mother#and he knew that meant aqua#terra and aqua adopted ventus a long time ago#even if ventus doesn't remember signing the adoption papers#real question did aqua say yes#and who are you taking ventus to the festival#cause if you just go by yourself you will be third wheeling sora and riku#maybe vanitas will go with you#or xion maybe#ventus did end up telling sora and riku about this moment#and they thought it was so funny
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Some Random Girl: Be honest with me, what is the real reason why you are not dating right now? Also why won't you go on a date with me?
Riku: Because my roommate doesn't like the idea of me bringing men home.
Sora: For the last time. We are not roommates, we’re MARRIED!
Riku: I didn’t know you were in here…
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#riku#sora#riku really wanted to say no to a girl without pulling out the married card#but sora won't stand being called a roommate after everything they have been through#riku tried to pull the gay card and that his roommate won't let him bring guys home#sora had to ruin his fun on this#the girl was just confused#riku is for sure getting a talking to when they get on the gummi ship#he might have to sleep on the couch#depends how upset sora is over this#riku does get hit on a lot while going to different worlds#and after a while the I'm married saying does get boring#he just wants to spice things up#meanwhile sora is like just say how it is#or I'm letting roxas stay with us for a month#he knows the two don't get along#and he will let riku suffer to punish him#good luck riku#he is a dead man walking
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*Class 1A at the aquarium*
Kaminari: Hey, do you work here?
Employee: Yeah.
Sero: Koda wants to tell you something.
Employee: ?
Koda: They thought I should let you know...the octopus doesn’t like you.
Employee:
Sero and Kaminari: *Trying not to laugh*
Koda: He says you’re basic as fuck.
#my hero academia#buko no hero academia#inncorect quotes#denki kaminari#hanta sero#koji koda#damn dude#what did you do to that octopus for them not to like you#why do you have to be a basic fuck#sero and kaminari are both dying from laughter over this#koda is embarrassed though#but he had to do right by the octopus#the employee did just walk away after#he cried in the break room#an octopus called him basic as fuck#I would cry too
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I know that Sora is lacking the brain cell, but can you do a quote where he gains it for a split second?
Riku: There is nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.
Sora: I have never consanguineous to something so much before.
Riku: Wait…did you just use a big word correctly?
Sora: I just perfunctory did.
Riku: Nvm, it was just a lucky guess.
#kingdom hearts#inncorect quotes#soriku#sora#riku#he had riku in the first half#then he used the wrong word#lucky guess the first time#for a second he seemed he had a brain cell#then it was gone in the blink of an eye#Riku is thinking about sending him back to school#he really needs it#sora has been out of school for a long time#he needs to go back#he might gain brain cells#and be able to keep them#don’t worry he gains brain cells when he need to sass someone#other times there are none#rip sora’s brain cells
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