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★ — INFECTED IS SO AWESOME

★ — Also shout out this part LMAO

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Trying to figure out that scene chibi (??) style😛

Also gonna start learning alight motion later,,

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Me slowly filling your inbox with art >:3

YELLS AT YOU!!!!!

[poptartcat]

Soda and Steve swap AU but the fire. Of course, the first thing Dally did was comment on how much they stank. He picks them up in Buck’s car and takes them to DQ and they hit on a couple women and gobble up a burger like it’s nobody’s business because all they’ve been eating is sweets they regrettably decided to buy at the beginning of the week.

When they return, there’s a scream. It’s the children. Soda knows he was the last one to smoke. He hardly ever smokes but the pressure of the week got to him. Soda’s always had a soft spot for little kids, and Steve too (although to a lesser degree). He charges headfirst and Steve doesn’t hesitate in joining him. Dally cusses them out but doesn’t go in. He wouldn’t run in for anyone but Johnny.

Same as before, they’re declared heroes and it can go one of two ways- the canon route, or the nice route

if this AU were to follow canon, Soda would be the one more injured. Steve would drag him out and the two of them would be sent to the hospital. I think Dally would make a call to the Curtis residence to let them know. I think Soda would die of his injuries just like Johnny. I think Steve would spiral. Not immediately like Dally. He would be angry with the world for letting such a thing happen. His anger was already the death of him, but now physically too. I want to say in blind fury, he’s end up in a fight with his dad and die. Or at least some sort of fight. I think they’d all see it coming.

In a nicer route, neither would die. The Curtis family would go all topsy-turvy and I think everyone would be on edge for those first couple weeks or even months. (And I like to believe Darry and Ponyboy were volatile in their relationship for that week Soda and Steve were gone. They’d go from grieving together to screaming until their voices gave out and the remaining gang would tiptoe around them, so there’d be this sort of morbid curiosity from them in the aftermath). I think Soda and Steve’s story would be more about self-acceptance/realization (Soda learning he doesn’t have to always be the middleman and Steve learning constant anger is a bad way of living if ykwim) so Soda would do his “Stop fighting” speech still. (And between you and me, I think Soda and Steve would be out to get away from the arguing and it would be a decently sized plot point in this story. Plus, he wouldn’t know about Sandy until after the events iirc, since he gets the letter I think in the week Ponyboy’s gone) Soda would get the worst of it because he did it. That and being a dropout looks really bad. He becomes an example of how you fail your child. Steve would be known as an accomplice. He’d be about the same in school and he wouldn’t get into many fights, but boy, would they be heated. You can’t tame a horse without training it, I suppose. All in all it’d be rough.

OR third alternate route where Soda dies but Steve doesn’t. Steve’s spiraling and maybe one day Dally gets him and slaps him right across the face because he knows exactly what Steve is thinking so they tussle it out. Maybe Johnny makes it a point to talk to Steve in the lot one night when they’re both kicked out. Maybe Ponyboy starts heavily resembling Soda and stops picking fights so Steve can’t look him in the eye but that’s okay because no one can anymore, not even himself, and the two talk about Soda for a bit. Drunk Two-Bit dropping his own family lore because he knows it’ll hit Steve right where it need to so he doesn’t do anything. Darry being straightforward and grabbing Steve by the shoulders and saying “Don’t do anything stupid. I’m not asking. We don’t wanna lose you too.”

[goldentail-readswarriorcats]

Infected :3

[br1ghtestlight]

most trophan content is focused on the jock x nerd dynamic or trophy being a protective/abusive boyfriend to his innocent uwu baby fan or whatever. but i think what they'd actually bond over is their mutual love of photography/recording vlogs and etc theyre both camera nerds!!!! maybe fan could help trophy post his photos online or something. i dont ship them but i think they should be friends :)

also i wish people were more willing to ship contestants with non-contestants post-canon cuz theyre not competing anyway and they're all living together in the same place. theyre on equal standing. why shouldnt they be allowed to pursue relationships/friendships outside of the context of inanimate insanity?? anyway thats my extremely long way of pitching camera one/trophy as a ship just cuz i think it'd be funny

[wahooworld-doublehelix]

Hello Splatoon Nation!

[graunblida]

Lexa's definitely unstable, but she's alive, thank the gods! Now back on her feet a warm, EUPHORIC feeling washes over her. She figures it's the remnants of adrenaline. That or the superhero equivalent to a 'runner's high.' The Valkyrie is right; there would be no dying for her this day.

" Oh, the whole getting attacked by aliens thing. " She thinks they were fighting aliens. It's hard to recall. So much movement, laser blasts and explosions. Lexa practically goes limp again when the other assists her ( more like lift really ) onto the pegasus. Somehow a flying horse is even more unreal than everything she's endured the past year. Holding back a girlish squeal is quite difficult, when a childhood dream is coming true before her very eyes.

If this is kidnapping, it's not her first rodeo. She's been taken to second, third and sometimes fourth locations with a number of the avengers. This is her first time crossing the Bifrost. A pegasus and a rainbow bridge in one day? Now she truly has seen everything. " I appreciate you looking out for me. " Lexa isn't fragile like a normal human, but she isn't impervious either. She's hopefully she'll be back to her usual self shortly after being treated. Asgardian medicine is surely superior to that of earth's.

' THIS ONE IS STRONG. LEXA, YOU MUST ASK HER TO MARRY US. THINK OF HOW POWERFUL- '

" No, no. We're definitely not doing that." Lexa cuts her symbiote off. Luckily, only she can hear the Klyntar, but that doesn't mean her ears don't still turn pink from embarrassment. She glances at the king, sheepishly. " Oh, don't mind me. Just arguing with the parasite in my body. " Terminology is purposefully selected and Envy growls disapprovingly. Usually the p-word is avoided, but Lexa wants the organism to stop meddling. The request catches her off guard, but she finds herself smiling at the king. " By all means. " They weren't well acquainted but she was a hero Lexa recognized. Having a familiar face around would ease any anxiety around medical treatments. " On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it? "

Val laughs, despite a worried crease that lingers between her brows at the warrior's blood splattering everywhere. Possible internal bleeding, or perhaps a knocked out tooth? Either way, it would be amended shortly back at New Asgard. The colony, though rural-looking to the Midgardian folk, had medicine advanced enough for even the worst of ailments– all of them except death. Valkyries come then instead, to take the slain to Valhalla, to drink and feast until the end of days.

Luckily for the stranger that's taking Val's hand, death is not the reason the King is here now; for the reaping souls is a thing of a past... for now at least. Their hands clasp with a grip that Val holds even when the other is finally on her unsure feet; afraid that the woman might topple over if the Valkyrie lets go of her too soon.

Once they are on eye level, her smile deepens as her other hand holds the woman's forearm for better balance. There is... something about the woman that Val can't quite place, but there will be more time for questions. The Asgardians will take care of the slain bodies and take them back to safety, to prevent a possible vulture raid and desecration of an already messy battlefield. She says none of it out loud for now, too preoccupied with making sure the woman survives the aftermath.

"Which part?" She asks through a laugh as she motions Elendil the horse to come closer. "Slaughter of this extent is not as common on Midgard, not an inter-species one at least. I'd hoped you'd know to tell me what happened. Here." Val helps her hoist her up on horseback, effortlessly sliding in the saddle behind her.

A press of a button, and one short Bifrost trip a second later, they are just outside of the village, with medics rushing towards them at the sight of the dead and the injured.

"I do hope you don't consider this a kidnapping." She muses, hopping off Elendil and looking up at the brunette. "We will take you anywhere you need after Asgardian doctors have mended your injuries. Is it alright if I come with you?"

[grox]

What do you do if there were like those youtube predator hunters trying to catch some guy in your area but hes smart so he uses pics of someone else and they just happen to be you, and he agrees to meet the decoy at walmart on the day you just so happen to be grocery shopping, and they see you with like a csrt full of poop items you knoe like you bought all your vegetables and fruits and meats the other day youre here for poptarts and liquor and chicken nuggets anf candy now, and theyre like, youre here to meet a 12 year old boy. And youre buying candy you fat fucking pedophile and all you can do is look aeound like huh? Theyre so mean too like theyre like ripping into your outfit theyre calling your shoes raggedy your breath stinks you got dandruff

[waltermis]

Scaredy Cat

MASTERLIST ↠ NATASHA ROMANOFF MASTERLIST

Summary: Who knew carving a pumpkin could be so damn difficult?

Warnings: swearing, Tony’s precious kitchen is destroyed

Pairings: Natasha Romanoff x reader (romantic), Avengers x reader (platonic)

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“Noooooo! Natty! That’s not right!!!!!!!!”

“I don’t know what you want from me, detka!!!”

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“Natalia Alianovna Romanoff!!! Put down the knife right now!”

“NO!!!! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GAVE IT TO ME AFTER THE TINY ONE BROKE!!! NOW LET ME DO IT!!!”

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“What’re you guys doing?” Steve asked, as he entered the living room. Inside was the entire team of Avengers, who look like they’re looking at… Natasha and you…?

“We’re watching Natasha and Y/N carve a pumpkin.” Wanda explained, never taking her eyes off the screen.

“What? What’s so interesting about that?” 

“Y/N bought a pumpkin for them to carve but Nat’s trying to carve a scary face in it and Y/N wants to make it look like a cat.” Clint answered.

“What? Are they carving one singular pumpkin?”

“Yup,” Tony said, distractedly

“Why don’t they just carve two different pumpkins?”

“Y/N/N thought it would be a nice couples thing… Popcorn?” he offered.

“Sure… why not.” Steve grabbed a handful as he sat next to Bucky and Sam.

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“Will you quit trying to make it look scary?!” you screeched, horrified at the face your cat was making.

“Stop trying to hold me back!!! I want a scary pumpkin!!!” Natasha yelled, raising her knife.

“Do not try to threaten me!”

“I wasn’t trying to!!” Natasha argued back.

“Then don’t raise your knife at me!”

“I wasn’t!”

“DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!!” You seethed.

“Whatever!!! Just carve the stupid pumpkin!”

“You know what, no.”

“No?”

“I have a better idea…”

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The team looked confused, as the security camera cut out. “What? What happened??” Sam asked, his mouth stuffed with popcorn.

“No idea…” Tony said, just as confused. “F.R.I.D.A.Y. run a diagnostic scan.”

“It appears that the security camera has been disconnected by Miss L/N.” F.R.I.D.A.Y. responded.

“Can’t you connect it again?” Thor asked, cradling his poptarts.

“It appears to have been done manually,”

“What does that mean?” Bucky asked.

“It means that Y/N either cut the wire or just ripped the whole thing out.” Tony said, “knowing Y/N, it’ll be the latter one. F.R.I.D.A.Y. can you order more cables for the security cams?”

“Already done, sir.”

Before the team could say another word, they heard a huge crash and bang coming from the kitchen. Quickly, they ran towards the sound, only to the entire kitchen covered in pumpkin guts. The top to bottom, ceiling to floor, the entire room was covered. You and Natasha fared no better, Natasha had guts in her hair while you had pumpkin seeds and guts stuck to your clothes and caked onto your skin.

“What the fuck happened in here?!” Tony let out a shrill cry as he looked at his beloved kitchen.

“Well, Nat and I couldn’t figure out how to carve our pumpkin so we just started flinging the pumpkin’s guts at each other.” you answered, wiping away some of the guts from your eyes. Natasha looked at you and smiled, before helping you wipe it all away.

“Who knew a pumpkin had so much inside of it.” Natasha commented.

“I know right?!”

“So, did you guys end up choosing between a cat or a scary face?” Bruce asked.

“Yeah, we… wait, how did you know what faces we were choosing?” you questioned, looking at them suspiciously. “Oh my god! Were you spying on us?!”

“Noooooooo…” they all declined quickly.

“Uh huh… right…” Natasha said, unconvinced.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y. said you disconnected the security feed. Please tell me you didn’t rip the wires to shreds.” Tony said, still gaping at what was once his immaculate kitchen.

“Nope, just disconnected it so you guys couldn’t see what we were doing. After Nat and I clean up, I’m gonna go save a couple copies of the feed.” you said.

“Oh, yeah! Bruce, to answer your question, we did end up choosing the pumpkin’s face.” you said, picking it up and showing it off.

“So you picked the cat face?” Wanda asked.

“And the scary face.” you added, turning the pumpkin around to show Natasha’s terrifying carving. “May I present to you, Scaredy Cat.”

“That’s pretty cute.” Clint complimented.

“Thanks…” Natasha responded.

“Why Scaredy Cat?” Thor asked.

“Because it has a scary face and it’s a cat. What’s so hard to understand?” you asked.

“Yeah, exactly. What’s so hard to understand? Now if you’ll excuse me, my girlfriend and I need to shower.” Natasha said, dragging you away.

“What?! No!! Clean this up!!” Tony said, still having a meltdown about his kitchen.

“What was that, Stark? Too far away can’t hear you! Love you! Byeeeeeeeee!!” you said, as Natasha cackled, along with you.

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[avianii]

Mav does not approve of said bs

part 1 - rip slider's poptart

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Mr more like 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴..

Heh..guess who changed designs again/silly

ill slowly get to THE final design chat bare w me

[intotheelliwoods]

I personally blame @v-albion for this, but when I asked "hey if sprout is edward, what does this make of a poptart alphonse? would his body just be stuck in the prison dimension? what would his soul be bound to" I did NOT expect v's answer to be "lmao what if his soul was bound to an empty hollow krang mech suit"

[poptartcat]

Steve and Dally

@vickypersch

Hi I saw you reply so I will now gleefully make a post in a way that sounds like poorly structured rambling >:) (I mean that’s literally what I’m doing but yk) (sorry this is going to sound really bad I suck at wording things when I’m trying to like analyze)

We don’t hear a lot about Steve, but he’s got a no-good dad, a buddy he’d fight until the ends of the earth for, and would choose to fight out of hatred and contempt. Wait-

You could totally apply that to Dally.

Dally mentions to Johnny that his dad doesn’t care where he is or what he’s doing. That’s just like Steve. We don’t know about either of their moms but we can assume they’re out of the picture. We know Johnny was Dally’s person (and Dally almost literally hid a dead body for him lol) but Soda was Steve’s. Pony says Steve would keep fighting and hating if it Soda who died. Dally did and didn’t fight after Johnny died- he fought an idea. Dally fought the mere idea of existence without Johnny. Steve would fight to avenge a wronged Soda. Steve would fight the people, the social class who looked down at them and killed his best buddy. He’s smart. He can’t fight something that isn’t there. He can’t fight an idea. He can fight the people perpetuating the idea. But ultimately, they’re both fighting for one person. And their people (Johnny and Soda) are the only ones who aren’t described very negatively. They’re two bright greasers in a world where those are hard to find. Both like see the warmth the world has to offer through them.

They’ve both also just been given a certain emotional trait. Dally’s got his indifference, Steve’s got his anger (this one idk how to properly explain). I like to imagine that this helps them bond (since they actually don’t ever directly interact in canon, which is actually very weird to realize). They both are spiteful of the world around them and tackle it in different ways. I imagine they have this dynamic where they’re hateful or cold to the world when they’re together. A little like Pony and Johnny where their eyes blaze and mouths curl into a sneer and it’s conveyed like that. Or maybe they’re both isolating themselves from everyone else because the world sucks. They both don’t really know what or how to feel except the one thing they know.

And this one is a little more in my own head, but I genuinely believe Steve could’ve gone down the same path if not for meeting Soda. I once saw another post and I wrote in the tags:

Steve and dally feel like two sides of an abnormally shaped coin. Like straight up just how Johnny is described as only really being around bc of the gang I imagine Steve in a similar situation where he’s only as open or joyful as he is bc of the gang. more specifically soda. He’d have a dally-esque reaction if anything happened to soda in ‘nam which is why I love [the idea of Soda in Vietnam]. Steve and dally losing the people they love most to the cruel reality and hatred of the world. their brightest person’s flame being stomped on before it lit the sky

Steve met Soda in grade school and he’s had the gang for years and he’s still a ball of fury. One can only imagine what he’d be like without Soda. He’s angry, but he’s got a best buddy for a reason. He’s got cars, and jokes, and does all that because he’s gained almost as much as he’s lost and had a system/people in his corner. Dally never had that. Dally didn’t meet them until way later and he’s hardened when he does. Both found that ray of hope within a hopeless war. Steve just got lucky and found it earlier. Especially when you take their childhoods and place them side by side (to a surface level, anyways. Since we don’t know much about either’s childhood. Especially Steve.) I think Steve would’ve let himself get consumed by the anger just like how Dally did the coldness.

Sorry I def had thoughts but idk if I connected them very well

[therealmrteapot]

Call of Duty OCs are wild, because mine are all in this little illegal gang together, we have

Alexei Krasnov: The group's literal mother who has been crushing hard on Price since he was like 13 (They're the same age and were besties in school fret not), is done with his 'kids' and their shit and realises that he also seems to have feelings for a certain old helicopter man.

Lucinda Boki: Absolutely fucking feral lady who can and will rip your face off over a Poptart, the designated driver of any event and the ultimate stalker.

Harrison Richards: Angery fire man, no other words

Leon Young: Who even let him in he can't even fight bursting into tears afterwards because he feels guilty. Definitely the favourite child, because out of everyone, he seems to be less violent and ultimately breaks less shit than Lucinda (Mouse) and Harrison (Flare).

Zaro: Literally just there for the gossip and alcohol. She doesn't even fight like girlypop what are you doing (gathering intel, that's what)

Vero MacTavish: Problem child.

[askthesweetdaycare]

What's Shrimpo's favorite poptart flavor? Or does he just like ripping people arm's off then the actual poptart

( "sorry for be late")