#rip dickmaster

[bibluebutterfly]

That smile he gives her before he dies…

HE LOVED HER DO Y’ALL UNDERSTAND?? THEY LOVED EACH OTHER 😭😭

[activesplooger]

Bro if Vox dies I'm never watching the show again /srs

lowkey same…

PLS THO DONT KILL VOXXXX!!! i feel like he can be redeemable. actually i like him toxic. but keep him alive and (un)well pls!!!

hh already killed adam which honestly made me die inside (rip dickmaster). pls no.

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

I thought Adam was either a demon or super fucking ugly cus he wore his Holy mask the whole time.

But finding out he's just a really normal ass looking guy is so funny to me.

There's just a normal pathetic misogynistic sadistic guy under there.

He's a Anon hater or Reddit mod behind the mask and that's pretty great.

[lettherebemonsters]

Adam had been delayed by Sera....again. No matter how hard he pissed and moaned, Sera was adamant he get his ass down to Hell.

He felt bad that he had to leave Lute and Melody alone for an hour but he was bringing muffins and Lute's favorite milkshake to make it up to them. Adam...noticed it was quiet.

That was...weird? Usually Melody would be singing....

The embassy was dark....and Adam got a sinking feeling that something was very, very wrong. The conference room a mess, papers everywhere....and a note.

A note.....with Lute's feather.

Adam dropped the milkshake and muffins he had been carrying as unholy rage engulfed him. Angelic fury engulfed him as the very sky started to electrify, wings spreading out as he let put a screech of murderous wrath.

Everyone in Pentagram City would have heard Adam's roar......and the smart ones knew to hide. Death was coming for whoever dared touch his daughter and girlfriend.

And this time.....he was going to enjoy keeping the kidnappers alive....

{closed thread with @lettherebemonsters }

Lute was finishing up in Hell's embassy as she was setting up for the next meeting with Charlie. This time Sera had demanded that the meeting was in person instead of Adam doing it through a hologram. Lute would peer over at Melody who was sitting on the table playing with her own toys. She smiled straighten up the last stack of papers where Adam will be sitting at.

She grabbed a hold of Melody getting ready to head back to heaven when all of a sudden she was caught off guard by someone grabbing her from behind. She couldn't react fast enough due to a towel being placed over her nose as her vision went blurry. The last thing she heard was Melody cry out for her.

A demon had breached into the embassy and held them both at ransom. "Take them both away" The hound instructed his backup writing a letter for whoever came in contact first along with one of Lute's feather plucked. '

The note read

Come to 354 Heyward street if you want to see your two angels alive'

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

SpongeBob Prehibernation Week

Mating season au

Sinner: [whispering to Sinner 2] This is a load of shit.

Lucifer: I heard that! No one's going anywhere until we find Adam!

Sinner 3: Uh... uh, wait! [picks up Sinner 4] Uh, here he is!

Lucifer: That ain't Adam! Adam is chubby!

[Sinner 3 shapes Sinner 4 into a chubby figure.]

Sinner 4: [in a poor imitation of Adam] I'm the Dickmaster! I'm the Original Dick!

Lucifer: No, you ain't! [Sinner 5 holds up a short chubby sinner]

Sinner 5: I found Adam!

Lucifer: That's just an another sinner. Besides, he's taller than him.

Niffty: [holds up a plushie of Adam] Uh... here he is! Hey, can I go home now? [Lucifer becomes annoyed]

Vaggie: [points up] Oh, look! He's up in the sky! [Lucifer happily looks up, but Adam's not in the sky]

Lucifer: He's not... huh? [everyone is gone] They must have gone to search some more. [continues searching for Adam] Adam, where are you?! [lifts up a house] You under there?! [lifts up another house] Nope! [lifts up another house]

Alastor: [handcuffed to a bed and in his underwear] Uh, I can explain.

Lucifer: [lifts up another house] Adam?! [lifts up another house] Nope! [lifts up another house] Nope! [lifts up another house] Nope! Adam, where are you?!

Angel: [everyone is looking at Lucifer] The king gone crazy.

Cherri: But he'll never look inside Hazbin Hotel.

Adam: [laughs] You said it! Lucifer never find us! [everyone glares at Adam. He chuckles, and they throw him out] Hey, wait, you don't understand!

Husk: [pops out from Hazbin Hotel] Oh, look, it is I, Adam, out here in the open! [Lucifer turns around with hearts eyes]

Lucifer: Adam?

Adam: [screams in horror] C'mon, let me back in! You don't understand! [Lucifer hugs him while everyone cheers]

Lucifer: Oh, Adam, I was so worried! I thought something terrible happened! [picks up Adam] Come on, there's just enough time to go smashing!

Adam: Luci, put me down!

Lucifer: There's no time to wait! Mating season! [runs away from Hazbin Hotel while carrying Adam]

Charlie: [returning to Hazbin Hotel with groceries and an ice cream] Who are you people?!

HAHAHAH 🤣 Thank you Anon this is beautiful lol

No Alastor I don't think I want you to explain lol

Lucifer being so desperate to mate with Adam he enlisted everyone he knew to find that first man booty.

You'd think the hotel would be the first place to look but Adam got lucky, until they threw him out.

RIP Adams booty, there's another week left of mating season.

Charlie those are your friends haha

[pearl-blue-musings]

Can I join in???

Daylight - Taylor Swift with Adam 🥰

Specifically these lyrics if I can add

And I can still see it all (In my mind). All of you, all of me (Intertwined). I once believed love would be (Black and white). But it's golden (Golden). And I can still see it all (In my head). Back and forth from New York (Sneaking in your bed). I once believed love would be (Burning red). But it's golden. Like daylight, like daylight. Like daylight, daylight

Specific lyrics make everything so so so much better 🥰♥️

You sigh heavily as you walk into your apartment from work. You rest your back against the door and sigh heavily, running your hand down your face. Val took another large cut from your pay this evening and your rent is almost due. It didn’t help that some prick at the club tried ripping off your clothes for some “all access” he didn’t pay for. You know for a fact Val wasn’t gonna try and protect you; could be why he docked your pay for not being a whore like he wanted.

You bang your head against the door, tears threatening to fall as the pressure from work finally overwhelms you. It’s nights like these you wish there was a better way to live out your life as a demon. The outfit you had was expensive and a gift surely he’s gonna-

“Why the fuck are you on the floor stupid? I- hey! Why’s my favorite outfit ripped?”

You look up and realize your boyfriend, somehow the first man Adam, is looking down on you without his mask. You pout at him and shake your head. “Not now,” you mumble. For as long as you’ve been a demon in hell, being alone and thinking of love in a positive light would get you nowhere. Who would’ve thought your mind would be changed through the power of love from an Angel no less.

“Nuh uh, you are not allowed to sulk looking like a sexy bitch. Get up.” He extends his hand toward you, relenting as you take it. He lifts you you higher and off the ground so that he’s carrying you. You yelp until your hands wrap around his neck. “The only one allowed to touch you and violate you is me, the OG dickmaster. Now I gotta wash off this asshole’s touch from you. Let’s take a shower.”

You bury your face into his chest, not wanting him to see your embarrassed and flushed face. Why was this abrasive and aggressive man being so gentle with you? He walks the two of you to the bathroom and starts to run the shower. The gold in his eyes seems more radiant than usual and it makes you feel weirdly safe and in love.

Elle’s (non) wine night!

[crooked-wasteland]

Hazbin Hotel Live Blog: Overture

. While I am being kind to the show as it is, I cannot push out of my mind the fact that this is still Vivienne Medrano, and while this seems to be an interesting direction the series is considering to take the story, I am lacking any intrigue. Medrano has a knack for interesting ideas, but once executed are often trimmed down from all nuance and then played in the most straight forward and storybook fashion.

Evil existed before and separate from Lucifer

Eve is linked to the root of evil through the animation

Dichotomy of Lilith and Lucifer

Why does Heaven think Hell will rise up?

Charlie is reading the storybook to herself. Aloud. And the reason is because she’s like a child seeking comfort. Also Charlie’s delivery of “Pretty worked up” is just feeling off. Like isn’t this supposed to be a somber moment? Why is it delivered so chipper? The pilot had her crying and singing a lamentation. Downgrade.

Info dump dialogue

“This kingdom was something she really cared about.”

Vaggie’s voice is such a downgrade. She sounds so uninterested.

“Daddy issues by fixing you” So alastor knows about Charlie’s family situation already.

The lineart around Alastor is so distracting. It’s so bizarrely thick.

I wish there was no dialogue

Her dad calls her but she is supposed to have a strained relationship.

I feel like Medrano doesn’t know what Angel Dust is. As in the actual drug. PCP is not Cocaine.

That was the worst segue into a song I ever saw.

“If you dont mind the smell, it’s a happy day in hell.” I hate this line.

Vaggie just never sounds right, does she? Her singing is so nasal dominate it doesn’t sound like her throaty modal voice.

What was the contract? What did it say? Why even have Charlie sign anything if we have no concept of what that is? It is such a rip off from Ariel’s contract in the Little Mermaid that it feels more like an Easter egg than relevant to the story actively being told. You need to show why the actions happening are taking place, you cant just do things and expect us to pick up the pieces for you. Are you trying to get across that Heaven is full of bureaucracy and paperwork? There is no receptionist and no other person in the building until she signs ONE paper. You failed at portraying an overabundance of bureaucratic red tape and it is distracting and infuriating. All I see are the better DISNEY MOVIES that were clearly just plagiarized. Not an homage, not inspired. Plagiarized.

Lucifer calls Charlie to meet Adam. Adam says he knows. So this doesn’t feel like this is Charlie filling in, the way the dialogue is written is that it was specifically planned for Charlie to meet Adam.

Everything has a gradient.

I bet $15 that the Dickmaster portion of Adam’s dialogue was Alex Brightman’s improv. I was not impressed by his Kaiju Dick improv in Oops and this is just as flaccid. Pun intended.

There is a clear discccrepency in talent between Alex and Erika. He has such a smoother voice and range while Erika feels like a Disney understudy where every delivery is pretty much identical to the last. Like the songs themselves are not doing her any favors. They range from bad to mediocre, and even in the better songs, there is always one horrifically bad lyric that just ruins the entire experience.

I like Lute. She feels like Peridot.

RIP Katie Killjoy.

Nifty is cute. The joke for her had a lot of potential of being hilarious but didn’t meet my threshold of comedy due to lacking a feel for Nifty. Imagine if she was in every scene with Vaggie talking her head off and never shutting up. Then when Vaggie is like, “If anyone can sell this hotel, it’s Nifty.” And we had this foundation that Nifty is known for being a huge chatterbox only to then be dead silent when the camera is on her. It would have been hilarious. But we see her once and she has one singular line previous. So it just feels like a cheap visual gag.

As a musical, it is lackluster. I see that Evil is something separate from Lucifer and something he dislikes. Lucifer is said to see free will as a spring of creativity, but humans used it to suck and that killed Lucifer’s love of life. In the meantime, Lilith is empowered by Hell. Hell fuels her sense of freedom, which she spreads through her “songs”. Only for her to just vanish I guess. She just hopes out without a word, Charlie says she must be doing something important over the last 7 years, but no inclination on what important things Lilith would be doing. Additionally, Lilith is said to have loved Hell, like Charlie. So it sets up this idea that Lucifer dislikes Hell or even hates it, while Lilith revels in it. Alluding to their marriage falling apart from this dissonance. At the same time, Lucifer calls Charlie to meet with Heaven, despite the pilot being canon. So we get the impression that Charlie and Lucifer had a falling out (“Maybe dad was right.”) but she doesn’t have much more than surprise at her father calling. Then he just sets up this meeting for her to meet with Adam off screen entirely. It is unclear how this was conveyed, but Lucifer doesn’t believe in Charlie and her meeting Adam has nothing at all to do with her hotel.

But the way Adam talks about the meeting is unusual in that it gives the impression that it wasn’t about Charlie “filling in”, but that this whole meeting was specifically set for Charlie and Adam. This is compounded by how the ending reads like they didn’t know if the angel was dead until that moment. So the extermination being moved up has nothing to do with the angel’s death. Maybe I’m wrong, but this all feels really disjointed.

But Lute really is just Peridot. So much so that when asked what I liked about the episode, I literally said “Peridot”, not Lute. The one good aspect of this episode is another stolen concept from a better show with a more competent creator. But I also like Alex Brightman’s singing. He is very talented and he does elevate the material by really playing with his delivery, but it’s still at best Mid due to the weak lyrics,

3/10

[lettherebemonsters]

It was just so WEIRD the way she treated him. Being so nice, especially with how aggressive he had been. Not even the nicest angels would tolerate the shit he pulled in Hell (not that he'd ever admit fault for it. He still believed the sinners had it coming after taking out one of his younger Exorcists.)

Had it been any other demon out there, she would have recoiled like she was diseased. But there was so much of Lilith in Charlie's eyes.....

Despite everything, he never stopped loving his first wife. He accepted her leaving him for Lucifer, but they had been made together by the same force from the same material......that kind of connection wasn't leaving anyone.

But.....a sponge bath did sound nice.

"....Fine. But.....don't get weird around me, okay? I.....I haven't taken off my clothes for anyone in a while..."

Except Lute. But he was taking that to the grave.

He saw the scars and he felt heaviness in him. It reminded him of......what happened to Abel. It reminded him of the animals he had cared for in the garden.

He had to swallow it down. He really must be weak if he kept getting feelings for a fucking DEMON'S booboos.

The robes were all Adam had left of heaven. Even his halo was gone.....but it almost felt like he was wearing a brand or something. Something that he had been so proud of now looking back at him, mocking him. That he must have been so damn lousy at everything he had ever busted his ass for that heaven threw him in the trash.

Adam at least tried getting something off, but it hurt. He even gasped in the burns as his wounds were far from healed. But the worst came from his wings. Nifty hadn't just stabbed him....she had ripped hole parts from his spine. The connective tissue holding the nerves and muscles to his wings had been brutalized. When he tried to move his wings, the most he could do was twitch.

A look of panic setting in fast.

He.....he couldn't move his wings.....his gorgeous wings!

" I.....I can't move them....what the fuck happened to them?! Why can't I feel them! Why can't I move them?!"

It wasn't until late afternoon that the angel stirred. His wings flopping as he let out a painful groan. Joints popping loudly as he managed to push himself up enough to shift the blankets on top of him.

His back freaking BURNED as he couldn't move his wings right. But other than that, he felt heavens better than he did earlier. Adam's hair made him look like a crazy chicken as he sleepily looked at Charlie.

" Did you....stay here all night...?"

He was skeptical, but....he didn't sleep well unless someone was next to him. And he felt a lot brighter.

[kittenfangirl20]

*Adam and Angel Dust were hanging when Angel Dust’s cellphone rings, he looks at it and sees that it is Valentino calling*

Angel Dust: Fuck, it’s Valentino.

*Angel Dust answers the phone*

Angel Dust: Hello………… What do you mean I have to come in right now? I thought you said I could have the day off……….. I know, I know, you want to try some new stuff out, but I haven’t had the day off in a long time.

*Angel Dust looks defeated at whatever Valentino told him, before he could could respond by saying that he would come right away, Adam takes the phone from Angel Dust*

Adam: Hey shit stain, my friend has the day off and if he is forced to come in you are going to regret it!!!!!!

*Adam pauses because Valentino was probably saying something like “What are you going to do about it” while probably bringing up that he owns Angel Dust*

Adam: I was hoping you would ask that. I would rip off all you arms, wings, and legs, curb stomp your most likely unimpressive dick. Then I would barbecue you with my Hellfire, after that I would pin your charred remains to a billboard as a warning to anyone who thinks that they can fuck with my friends. Unlike Charlie who is a good kid, when I give a threat I have no problem following through with it.

*Adam then hands the phone to Angel Dust and after listening to what he had to say, Angel Dust hung up the phone*

Angel Dust: Well, turns out that not only do I not have to go in today. I now have the week off with pay and I am also getting a raise. Thanks Dickmaster.

Adam: Hey, what are friends for.

*Adam and Angel Dust fist bump*

[rileyglas]

Hey You Up? pt. 2

How (I think) each male Hazbin Hotel character would wake you up in a *strictly platonic* way

Part two of my own silly little side headcanons that I felt like putting out in between working on my List series.

If ya'll want the NSFW part of my brain (Or the female characters) - let me know

Part 1

Masterlist

Adam

~Sleep in? Why? We’re in Heaven bitch!  ~Doesn’t bother knocking, just busts in the door and jumps into your bed, “Sup dude - let’s fuckin go!” ~ When you groan and fold the pillow over your face he gets frustrated “Commonnnn don’t be such a buzzkill!” ~ Annoyingly jams out, with or without his guitar depending on his mood, singing about how you should wake up. ~ You eventually give in, getting up just to make the ‘dickmaster’ shut the fuck up and leave.

Angel Dust

~ Knows sometimes sleep is best, hell he sleeps to get away from things. ~ Knocks quietly in hopes to not startle you. ~ Peeks his head in after a few minutes, speaks softly “Hey toots, Ms. Sunshine and Rainbows wants you downstairs for the group activity.” ~ Seeing you’re struggling to wake up he might bring you some water or medicine if it’s hangover related. He has those kinds of mornings all too often. ~ Sets everything down on your table and leaves quietly to give you some space but will probably come check on you after a few minutes.

Sir Pentious

~ Bolts into your room without knocking. Not to be rude but because he is too socially awkward to realize knocking is the polite thing to do. ~ “Exssssssscuse me? Are you doing ‘a sssssleep’? ~ Isn’t sure how to wake you, so he calls in a few of his eggbois for help. ~ You feel the eggs climb into your bed and proceed to poke at you above the covers. ~ When you don’t respond, either from annoyance or being in a deep sleep, they assume the worst, “I do believe this one is dead, boss. Should we dispose of the body?” ~ Sir Pentious panics at the thought of you actually being dead and begins shaking you violently, “Oh cruel world! Pleasssse wake up!” ~ Frustrated, you finally sit up, “I’m not dead you idiots!” ~ “Oh good. Charlie needssss you. Come now eggs.” he hisses happily, having completed his mission successfully.  ~ You realize you really should invest in a better door lock.

Vox

~ Has cameras in your room, so he knows you’ve been asleep for a while.  ~ Why use doors when he can just zip into your room directly.  ~ The type to fling the shades open to blast bright light on you (if there’s no window he will turn the brightness up on his screen while increasing his volume, “Get up! I have a packed schedule and Val needs you in the studio.” ~ If you don’t respond he will rip your blankets off, slowly losing patience. “I said…get…up!” his voice distorts with static. ~ Debates shocking you awake but decides he rather you awake than a convulsing, drooling mess.  ~ Doesn’t have the time or energy to keep trying, “Fine. I’ll just send Val in to deal with you.” he yells over his shoulder before zapping back out the room. ~ You get up immediately at the thought of having to pull Val away from work. Fuck that.

[unfilteredaj]

HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 1 FINALE SPOILER REVIEW:

WARNING: SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT.

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• ASHDJDHSHJD THAT CLIP OF CHARLIE IN FRONT OF ANGEL’S ROOM THAT MADE EVERYONE THINK HE DIED WAS JUST HER GETTING EMOTIONAL PRE-FIGHT AWE BLESS I LOVE CHARLIE SO MUCH. BBG.

• LUTE AND ADAM. I don’t think you heard me. I SAID LIEUTENANT DANGERTITS AND ADAM DICKMASTER. THE FIRST MAN AND HIS FAVORITE DESCENDANT. THEY ARE THE FUCKING BLUEPRINT.

• ADAM AND ALASTOR’S FIGHT? YOO!!!

•Alastor’s mic getting broke and getting to hear Amir’s sexy ass voice go “…fuck.” Will forever live in my brain rent free and I’m NOT kidding.

• I would hate fuck Adam he’s kind of hot tbh. Face reveal was WORTH IT. Rip I guess lmaooo

•LUCIFER COMING IN CLUTCH AT THE END. (Ten bucks says Jeremy Jordan can just DO THAT.)

•Alastor coming back after taking a minute to go ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL. Like bro just needed a second to tweak.

•SIR PENTIOUS OH MY FUCKING GOD. AND HE GOT ANGELFIED? IN HEAVEN. Upgrades, comrades, upgrades. Bless that snakey boy.

• Fucking LILLITH. For the last seven years of IGNORING HER DAUGHTER… had FUCKED OFF SOMEWHERE. On a BEACH. IN HEAVEN. Lillith is gonna be a problem I just have a FEELING.

[lettherebemonsters]

There was nothing funny about that smile. Oh how he WISHED he still had his mask. His fangs would have terrified anyone......instead of him being so exposed. Like a naked chicken.

" Charlie? Oh, shithead's kid? Yeah, she knows.....SHE BROUGHT ME HERE. I woke up in a room I didn't know, in the middle of FUCK ALL. I don't know WHAT her plan is...."

He was angry, nervous, scared, furious....every negative emotion dialed up. And that fucked-up smile....

He dared poking the demon cervid a little....his own stupidity knowing no bounds...

" You're still bitching about the way I beat you, aren't you?First time Mister Bambi Boy ever got a little boo boo? Did you get your fairy princess to kiss it better?"

His voice mocking despite how weak he was. There was no way he'd overpower Alastor like this.....

Fuck him....it was this freak again. Adam was alive, but he barely survived Nifty's blade. The other angels leaving him behind as they fled for their lives.....leaving their commander a dying mess of blood and feathers.

It was only thanks to Charlie having such a kind heart that he was even here. And yet he wished he had died. Being ripped into oblivion would have been better than being surrounded by all this sin.

" I was about to ask you the same thing, you antlered freak. What the fuck are YOU doing here? Aren't you supposed to be some kick-ass demon god or some shit?"

Not like he care. He just wanted Alastor GONE. Being near him made him feel sick, and his claw-like nails were no match for the radio demon's power.

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Hey, Dana. Wanted to share a Hazbin Hotel Theory.

So I haven't been watching the show really, but since it is everywhere, I know a lot about it. Kinda like how everyone knows who Godzilla is and his deal despite never watching a Godzilla movie.

I have a theory that Alastor made a deal with Lilith to be granted enough power to topple Overlords in Hell and be the most dangerous mortal to ever manifest there, in exchange Liltih would ask him a future favour, like how Alastor didn't immediately tell what he wanted from Charlie with there deal.

Think about it, it has been made clear that Alastor's raw power was something no one had ever seen before. I think he was binded to Lilith and became strong. And when Lilith made that deal with Adam to be in Heaven, he followed her, explaining how Alastor knows who Adam is. That's why they were both gone for 7 years. But then Lilith wanted that favour for Alastor to look after Charlie and he was cast down back to Hell. Explains his disappearance and his hunger for more power and freedom than before.

What do you think?

Oooooooh. That's an interesting theory. That could very well be possible. That he made a deal with Lilith for power... and now he's served to protect Charlie and the Hotel...

However...

I've been thinking a lot about Alastar, and Lilith for that matter since the finale.

The popular theory,

(and the one I started before the youtubers jumped on it for clickbait because I have my own fuckin' opinions... sorry. half joke. not the time to get into that.)

But now that I'm re-evaluating what Lute said to Lilith....

Lilith owning Alastar's soul doesn't make sense...

Well, it does and it doesn't at the same time.

They might pull an "Eve is Lilith/ Rose is Pink Diamond" type of twist here... Because we are sincerely lacking a lot of information.

Lute told Lilith that her deal is Done and Adam is dead and Lute is in charge now.

So, because of the lack of context, does that mean that Lute was supposed to kill Adam for Lilith?

I don't think so... considering how destroyed she seemed when her beloved Dickmaster bit the dust (rip king)

So... what was the deal that Adam made with Lilith?

Adam is the one leading these exterminations, and is the one who admits it's his entertainment. He is so bored in heaven man....

So... was that the deal? Did Lilith order these exterminations???

But... if she controls Alastor's soul... why did she hold him back against Adam?

.... And yes. Alastor was not fighting at his full capacity against Adam. He was slaughtering all his Angel Ladies/Bitches with angelic weapons, but against Adam... He had no angelic weapons. He wasn't using them.

I don't doubt that Alastor was supposed to die in that fight.

He was supposed to die... He was never meant to kill Adam, despite his threats of "ending his fucking life" If he was even the least bit serious, he would have gone full demon mode and he would have had angelic weapons with him against Adam.

So, what was Lilith's deal with Adam before his death? .......

He'd be allowed to do exterminations and be protected?

Why would Lilith leave Lucifer and Charlie in Hell, and live it up in heaven and not look back? Why would she allow exterminations to happen if she sent Alastor to protect charlie???

The Seven Year absence DOES add up... however...

If we are to assume that Lilith scorned Lucifer for dooming humanity and just wants her vengeance on all the Sinners (having a simalar Mindset to Adam about sinners cus they were made from the same dust...)

I think there is absoultely more to it then that. Unlike the Stella family portraits in Helluva Boss... I don't think this is a woman in a marriage who was never happy... Like, she was at some point... and I feel it would be so lame if she was just a woman scorned by the men in her life so took it out on all of hell. there is something else going on and we don't have enough information.

So... She ordered the exterminations??? Also Ordered Charlie to be kept safe by Alastar???

Okay??? But... that's SUPER contradictory.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

It's really contradictory. and we just don't have all the information. But... something has been bugging me...

(ignore the youtube border couldn't get a decent screenshot of this)

People are saying that this is a result of his curse. Always supposed to be smiling.... but...

That's also Green. Green is the color of Alastor's power... his magic, but at the same time... it's like he's calling from forces that he does not have direct control over... Almost like this is the power that HE made a deal with to get... This is the power that he has as a result of his deal.

Alastar dresses in all red. There isn't much green on him. Why is his magic and powers all Green???

Well, sure, it's common color coding in animation/movies/everything that Green and Purple are the "evil" colors.

Alastar giving big shadow man vibes... Especially with his minions and how they look.

I don't think the Green power comes from Alastar himself....

What types of Deers do you know that have Tentacles?

As when his cane breaks...

IT SPARKS RED.

NOT GREEN.

ISN'T THAT INTERESTING.

Cause if his powers were strictly the green magic... don't you think his cane/microphone when it broke would spark green instead of red?

So given that... I think I have a new theory on who might own his soul. Someone else in Charlie's family we have not met yet.

[lettherebemonsters]

" Fuck radio, that talking boob tube is gonna FUCKING DIE!"

[lettherebemonsters]

Music was Adam's passion. More than him being the father of humanity (a role he had been forced to take, and been told time and again was the only thing he had ever been good for), music was something that helped calm the storm in his heart.

Centuries of anger, betrayal, sadness....only music remained. Until he met Lute. Than it was like his music became alive....mere sound became a language. He had a reason to live with her.

From the start, even before Lute had their egg, he had been playing his guitar. When he took on the dominant brooding role, he sang to their egg every chance he got.

" Heh, I just know they're gonna love music. Hell, what about cute little guitar outfits and stuff? That'll piss off Sera...."

Adam had been wondering about that. He had checked and it was just one in there. But he thought something.....what if the baby was just fussy?

He had an idea.

" I think they're fussy. Maybe getting ready for a nap in there. Let me see if dad can calm them down...."

Yellow light formed as he summoned his guitar. His fingers expertly thrumming the divine strings. And he started to sing.

" Sweet dreams are made of this....who am I do disagree....travel the world on seven seas.

Everybody's looking for something..."

The egg slowed it's movement as their father's song gently reverberated. And the baby inside fell asleep. Adam could swear he saw a faint shadow of their baby suckling their thumb.

🥚 Adam's holding the egg close to him as he motioned for Lute to come closer. A soft smile across his LED mask.

" I can feel them moving."

He moved his hand so she could feel their baby move. Just under the shell....soon ready to meet them.

Lute turned around from what she was doing with a happy expression. She smiled big and ran over as she fell to her knees and gently placed a hand on their egg. Her facial expression was soft as she was feeling their baby move around inside.

“I can’t wait to meet them love”

Her head leaned against his shoulder looking down at their creation. She couldn’t contain her excitement to see how their off spring will turn out to be. Regardless she knew Adam will be a great father.

[the-maladjustedjester]

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