#rip crocodile hunter

[dudja]

When my boy tries to go to the bathroom for a solo bump: #comedy #SteveIrwin #legend #memes #funny #lol

[duranduratulsa]

Now showing...He Changed Our World: Steve Irwin Memorial Tribute (2006) on classic DVD 📀! #hechangedourworld #steveirwinmemorialtribute #steveirwin #RIPSteveIrwin #crocodilehunter #terriirwin #bindiirwin #RobertIrwin #johnwilliamson #RussellCrowe #wesmannion #camerondiaz #larryking #RIPLarryKing #kevincostner #justintimberlake #hughjackman #johnstainton #danielmcgahan #2000s #dvd

[captainpirateface]

R.I.P. Forever bud.

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[r0-boat]

MC naked & afraid featuring 7 idiots Headcannons

(What in hell is bad! survival Island headcannons)

Based off of my whb survival Island poll

Author's notes: I'm watching a documentary right now This shit made me laugh so hard imagining these demons becoming feral

It was supposed to be a cruise Mammon was testing out his new cruise ship but something horribly wrong happened where you and the seven kings were stranded on an island in the human world. Their powers unable to work for plot reasons.

They're not stuck forever They can go back home but a rescue team will take a month to arrive.

Satan

Satan somehow got a campfire running. He got so angry he lit the fire based off of pure anger. Because Leviathan was bullying him that he didn't know how to start a simple fire and asked him to hand over the sticks. Satan said "NO! FUCK YOU PUSSY BITCH I GOT IT!"

Satan is a really good hunter, like an exceptional hunter. And he quickly goes into his role. It's been 2 days and now He wears the pelt of his latest kill. Hey sharpens his own tools and he looks like a savage according to Leviathan.

Satan has gotten a thrill for the hunt and for some reason he keeps staring at you....

Mammon

For an hour he's been looking around this deserted island it is populated with native animals and foliage as well as fresh water. You know what he's thinking about... Turning this island into another one of his villas.

When he is not checking out this island as if he's trying to purchase real estate He's actually helping you with building a shelter. Tino's absolutely nothing about building shelters but he's glad to be your heavy muscles and tools for whenever you can't do something.

Following Satan His deconstruction of a civil man has begun but the only thing that really changed is his shirt came off that's it... Only because It got ripped when Satan and him had a fight.

Leviathan

He hates this he fucking hates this. Everyone's running around like headless chickens and he's the only competent devil (except for Lucifer)

He's been better... He was actually a lot worse when you first crashed on the island You had to actually calm him down from his panic attack and when he did finally calm down He has been clinging to you like his life depended on it. Using you as some kind of strange therapy. Becoming more possessive over you.

Anything you're doing he is doing with you no questions ask if anyone were to question it he will take a sharp rock and stab them right in the eye.

Beelzebub

As soon as you woke up in the sand Beelzebub. You wanted to search for him But the other kings we're not worried for him at all.

Before the sun goes down he does turn up with a stick sharpened into a spear and food. Beel is an exceptional hunter. He is the reason why All of you aren't starving. Beel can literally eat anything But that doesn't mean you and other devils can't. So if he tells you not to eat something don't need it.

Beel and Satan have some kind of dick measuring competition with killing and hunting prey. Satan comes back with a rabbit, Beel catches a wild boar, Satan comes back with a big fish, Beel comes back with a crocodile.

Lucifer

Oh my god finally a competent devil. Lucifer is the most important devil since he can heal injuries as well as sicknesses. Even though his magic isn't in effect he still knows a lot of natural plant remedies. He knows every plant species that God has made.

He looks at you with an odd look, while you follow his instructions closely on how to build a proper shelter.

He takes this chance to study you as if you were his science project every time you get a bump I scrape or scratch He studies you meticulously how your human body heals naturally slowly. His fingers delicately tracing each scar you've ever had.

Belphegor

Motherfucker is either asleep or jacking off while you guys do the work. He's so lucky to have all these hard workers working for him and with the shelter built he could finally... It's not comfortable...

He knows that you guys are doing your best and what not but damn sleeping on the ground sucks ass wipe. He wants to find natural soft moss or bedding just for a better sleep.

Because of Belphegor The shelter in looks more and more comfortable with his additions which he always adamantly reminds you. Every time you go in there's new shit added and it looks more like a nest then a shelter.

Asmodeus

Oh yeah the clothes are gone... Are you surprised? This demon has become full feral and he loves it. An island paradise for you and him and of the other 6 would like to join they're more than welcome to.

This uncivilized natural land spark something inside him that you don't want anything to do with.

After you literally threatened not to have sex with him for 2 months until he puts his clothes back on He decides to use leaves or vines instead now he just looks like PornHub Tarzan...

Bonus:

This devil is the king of lust, He has been eyeing this human potential mate for a while now...

The human bathing in the crystal pool catch a sight of him, They seem weary but content with his presence.

This is his chance The devil puffs out his chest showing off his horn it is a devil's way of showing strength and virility.

In his usual habitat He would be the undisputed king. But now his territory is shared. And another eyes his prey.

The human looks into the foliage before jumping back a splash of water fills his vision he hears warning hiss as his opponent comes in view a devil of envy, He has already laid claim to them and he will not back down.

Unlike his one horn this male has two, two against one is hardly fair but that doesn't mean he'll stand down without a fight.

Before these two demons can fight for this potential mate, the human screams "STOP FUCKING AROUND!! I'M TRYING TO BATHE GET OUT!!"

[innerfare]

Random Mihawk Headcanons

Summary: a random collection of Mihawk headcanons

CW: None // SFW

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Can’t stop adopting strays to save his life. He’s a sucker for a mangy cat or unwashed pirate. Perona was quite literally the only hygienic guest he’d ever had at his castle. Zoro’s bathhouse allergy only further endeared him to Mihawk. 

Also such a cat person in general. He’s introverted, too. Prefers the peace and quiet, enjoys sitting with a glass of wine, a good book, and a purring cat in his lap. That being said, for whatever reason, he just can’t help but gravitate toward rambunctious dogs who get mud on the carpet (i.e., Shanks). 

In general, has a magnet pull toward things he disdains and even outright despises. In relationship terms, this means he claims to want someone who will make him better, but he will really only go for someone who will make him worse. King of guilty pleasures.

Suffered the loss of someone he loved dearly when he was quite young. Shanks knew the person, too, thus their bond. The person died at the hands of a marine who saw no consequences, thus beginning Mihawk's reign as the dreaded Marine Hunter.

Is actually a horrible shot. Can't fire a gun or bow and arrow to save his life. Claims to dislike these weapons and refuses to fire them because an honorable fight can only take place in close quarters (or something like that) in order to save face. Only Shanks, Beckman, and Zoro know he can't shoot.

Smells so good. Has a fondness for jewels and shiny metal, fine wine, and other such luxuries, but expensive perfume has always been his weakness. A bottle was the first thing he purchased after his first big score as a pirate. 

Complains incessantly about being bored but is such a creature of habit that it’s a cage of his own making, low key. He wants excitement, but he also doesn’t like sleeping in a bed that isn’t his own or sipping wine he doesn’t like from a glass he did not hand select. He’s only grown more particular with age. 

Has a sentimental side. The type to keep small mementos to remind him of various events and people. Sometimes goes back through these mementos when he'd had a bit too much wine to drink. These include everything from his first sword to a copy of Shanks' first wanted poster.

Hates how people act around him- the infamous Mihawk. Be it kissing his ass or tripping over their words because they’re scared, he hates being ogled. Actually bonded with Crocodile over how annoying the masses, as he calls them, are in that regard. 

Claims to hate it when the Red Hair pirates come to stay because they always make a mess of things, but smiles to himself every time he passes the tapestry a drunk Lucky Roux somehow managed to rip a hole in despite its place so high on his wall. 

Though he had a perfectly logical reason for telling Crocodile to spare Buggy, he would have gone to bat for the Clown regardless due to his connection to Shanks, not that he would ever admit to this. Why Shanks is soft on Buggy is completely lost on Mihawk. 

Doesn’t do anything half-assed, and part of that means reading up on everything he does. Gardening? Stack of books. Cooking? Another stack of books. Interior design? More books. 

Total wine snob (obviously). Likes his wine as red as blood and dry as Alabasta. If it’s sweet, he doesn’t consider it to be a wine and scoffs at it. Only respects wine drinkers who share his particular taste. Nearly died when he found Buggy’s cellar full of rosé. 

Has repaired roofs and walls, but is a bit lost on how to decorate his castle beyond high-quality basics (silk sheets, fine glassware, etc.). Would appreciate someone’s thoughts on wall art, fine china, and furniture. 

If Beckman were not in the picture, would take his place as Shanks’ first mate in a heartbeat. Would also never admit this, pretends to hate the idea of being on a crew. Also has sexual tension with Beckman that has never been addressed, probably never will be.  

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Hope you enjoyed it! If you want more, you can check out my masterlist here!

[cleanbeanart]

Hermit a Day May, Day 28 — Scarrrrrrrrr

I figured if Scar was going to dress like the crocodile hunter this season, then I should draw him in a classic croc hunter pose. He doesn’t look too happy about his special guests, though!

(ref image under break)

Still trying to develop a style for doing faces. Not sure if I like the more realistic faces, or if I should swing back towards cartoon proportions. Will keep experimenting for now.

Ref image (RIP Steve):

[insomniasdelusion]

URBANSHADE FILE.

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Project M-14 and M-15.

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[Hunter and Hound.]

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There is currently no photo to use for experiment M-14.

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THE HUNTER.

The Hunter is a failed project, meant to see if we could possibly make humans quicker underwater.

DNA Mixes.

-Mugger Crocodile.

-Sand tiger shark.

-Oceanic white-tip shark.

Test M-14 had originally been a felon convicted with arson and genocide, having set a neighborhood aflame on two-forty three am.

The looks they had taken during the experiments was odd. They had a lower body exactly like the crocodile they had been tested with, though matched with a sharks dorsal fin and tail. Eyes had some reason grown onto the tail, each looked different constantly. The largest eye always was glaring harshly at the scientists, guards, or other patients. The hadn’t been a pupil and the iris seemed deformed and constantly moving, not trying to stop. The lower eye always avoided contact, it stayed glossy and rarely moved from its downward position. The eye above the main was constantly shifting to look around, it was swirled and never stopped moving. The final eye had been positioned slightly off to the left, it functioned as normal, looked to the person who was speaking and sometimes seemed to stare into the abyss. We believe there had been an accidental mix of eyefestations DNA into M-14.

Moving to M-14 facial features, they only had one eyes on their face, the other one had been clawed out by said subject with the constant screaming that it was too bright. The guards had unfortunately failed to stop them, so an empty socket rests on their face. The other one however, never closed, the eye moved oddly. Mixing into small shapes as to show if the patient was awake, alerted, uncomfortable, or distressed.

They had odd like shark fins on their head, moving around and flicking like ears, we are not sure why they had formed.

M-14 has very sharp teeth, they can and will bite. Many guards have sustained injuries and limb loss due to this so it’s suggested to stay back or subdue the patient before entry.

We have learned that the patient has sensitive eyes, using a flash beacon can stun them up to five to ten seconds. It gives us further evidence to believe that their DNA had gotten mixed with eyefestaions.

Though do be wary and use the flash beacon sparsely, the patient will become more aggressive and agitated.

M-14 is a generally neutral presence when not being experimented with or being agitated, they often sit in their cell playing with project M-15, assumedly had originally been the patients pet before all this. Nobody is quite sure why they were permitted to keep the animal, but it made a good testing ground for other mammals.

It has been seen if someone is to cause harm to the project M-15, patient M-14 will start a rampage of sorts. Screaming, growling, hissing, and causing mass damage. Intent on ripping apart the person who hurt their ‘friend’.

During this time, it’s smartest and safest to put the cell on lock down and wait for M-14 to calm down. Ignore the pleading. Ignore the begging. And ignore the crying. Subject is aggressive and just trying to manipulate you, it is no longer human. Do not empathize.

INFORMATION ON SUBJECT M-14.—————————————————

•Height: 9ft (standing)

•Length: 16ft

•Weight: 1,634lbs

•Age: experimenting started at 18 so subject would be possibly 23 now.

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OLD INFORMATION.————————————————

•Name: Oswald Reigns.

•Gender: Unconfirmed(?)

•Height: 5’3

•Weight: 160lbs

•Age: 18

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THE HOUND.

The Hound despite its name is no dog and had originally been a one year old female grey, orange, and white calico cat.

Project M-15 had come down with patient M-14, why it had been allowed nobody was honestly sure.

M-15 is hissy and can be violent if not with M-14, at first it would cower in corners and run from the nearest human. Now you would have a good chance of losing a finger if to close.

DNA Mixes.

-Arabian Shark.

-Mudskipper.

M-15 is around five feet tall, as long as an average sized human. It had fins resting on the sides of its head, attached to its ears. It has two eyes, each having an oddly shaped pupil. M-15 has fins attached to its front and back legs, as well as on its back which connects to the two the main and secondary dorsal fins. To many surprise, project M-15 is still oddly fluffy? As well it kept its original markings other than a few colors added, its fur still having orange, grey, and white.

M-15 will often wander around the abandoned facility, if an expendable is to pick it up, step on it, or flash it them M-15 will start to make a wailing noise that will attract M-14 or possibly even other entities. It’s best to hide in a locker until both M-14 and M-15 leave, if you fail to reach a safe spot in time flash M-14 and make a run for it.

If you are to kill project M-15, getting past M-14 will be significantly harder. Please be do mindful. Don’t take away their only friend it’s all they have left.

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INFORMATION ON PROJECT M-15.—————————————————

•Height: 5’5ft

•Weight: 153lbs

•Age: test started at 1 years old, subject would possibly be 6 now.

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OLD INFORMATION.—————————————————

•Name: Juno

•Gender: Female

•Height: 1’9ft

•Weight: 13lbs

•Age: 1

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CONCEPT ART FOR HUNTER AND HOUND.

[howlingday]

Cinder’s obsession with Ruby has become a Liability to Salem, so the next course of action was to fully Grimmify her and remove her autonomy.

"This is for your own good, Cinder, dear..."

The words were soothing, but did little to ease the agony that Cinder was in. That Cinder was becoming. Salem had noticed that every mission her pawn was sent on ended in disaster, be it to her benefit or not, as a result of her obsession with the up-and-coming silver-eyed warrior. And it had long become a problem by now.

As a result, Cinder was to receive a... change in her position within Salem's Inner Circle. However, transforming her into a Hound like she'd down before to the silvereyes of the past wouldn't be as effective as it should have been. The girl was already integrated with the Grimm, so there was at least some steppingstone to begin from. And that steppingstone then led to her replacing parts, emulsifying flesh into the black tar of the Grimm-pool and creating a new variant that would terrorize Remnant and hasten its destruction.

What little tears Cinder could cry had long dried out. Everything around her was black. Her lungs and throat were forced open to allow her to breathe and vomit through her pain. Her fingers clenched the viscous sludge, like one would to the cushions of a dentist's chair. Or, at least, she clenched what she thought were her fingers.

Salem's newest creature would be large. Much larger than her Hound was, but just as versatile. A faculative biped with the capabilities of flight, and able to command all of her Grimm on her behalf. Heavy armor would be distributed in small pieces across her body, though can gather together to form a large shell to protect any supposed vital points that Salem could have overlooked in her creation. Admittedly, Salem wasn't perfect. To think otherwise would be akin to hubris.

The ground suddenly came to meet Cinder from below. She wheezed, reaching for her master, only to become panicked as she saw her hand was so much different from her own before. She let out a yell, a horrible bestial cry that drove her mad. Other Grimm began to gather at her pain, eager to consume whatever failure their god had delivered unto them. The gathered closer and closer as Cinder flailed on the ground like a toddler throwing a tantrum. A Creeper opened the crouched close enough lunged at her!

"Well, well..." Salem smirked. "Isn't that interesting?"

The hunter had become the hunted as Cinder's new mouth, a jaw longer than a crocodile's, held the Creeper high in the air. It squealed and wailed as it struggled futilely. With a toss of her head, Cinder snapped her jaws shut, severing the Creeper in two. The other Grimm, either out of anger or confusion, jumped at Cinder. She spun around, and her tail whipped an Ursa's head clean off. A Beowolf jumped onto her but was easily snatched and ripped apart by her claws. It wasn't until a Beringel challenged her that she began to struggle.

Salem edged just a slight as she watched her creation combat her new brothers. The tail, jaws, and talons she'd used had proven to be effective and deadly weapons. Still, there was something missing. Something to really separate her from all the other Grimm.

Suddenly, Cinder's eyes flared not red, but orange. They blazed with the power of the Fall Maiden. Her back exploded outward, splattering black tar viscera this was and that. Her wings spread, then began to beat the air. She'd begun to lift herself, and the Beringel off the ground. Her opponent struggled, but found her claws had dug too deep into them. Then came the drop, smashing the beast hard into the ground. The Beringel survived, though not for long as her mouth opened, and orange flames spewed from her maw. The largest Grimm to challenge her died screaming and engulfed in flames.

"Enough." The flames died, and Cinder walked away from her kill to kneel before her master. "Well done, Cinder." She gave a rumble in pleasure. "Hm... But you're not Cinder anymore, are you? You're something... more. Something more powerful than any other Grimm I had created. You're... perfect~." She began to walk around her Grimm, admiring her handiwork. "And something so perfect deserves a name just as perfect."

This beast, the perfect incarnation of evil that contained the powers of a Maiden, the tactical mindset of a woman driven by a lust for power, and a killing instinct to match the Grimm she would serve with. However, as much as Salem bragged about Cinder's perfection, there was still the matter of conditioning her to not chase after Ruby Rose. So she would need to be kept close. Extremely close.

"You shall be my... Drakengard."

[fanaticsnail]

More on the Star Wars AU because it's eating my brain like a worm eats an apple 😭😭 You can ignore it if you want, sorry for being annoying

SENATOR CROCODILE! Representative of the planet of Alabasta, one of the Core worlds, quietly working to prove the current leadership as unstable and untrustworthy and take control of the planet and its trade corridors, looking for the blueprints of a mysterious weapon.

Diathim Robin, a runaway of one of the destroyed moons of Iego, perhaps even last of her species after the refusal of her people to surrender their knowledge for the benefit of the Galactic Government, with ripped wings and dimmed aura, angry and bitter, her angelic appearance now twisted to serve the label of the Demon child.

The vision of Zoro with a lightsaber in the mouth has me wiping tears, it shouldn't be that funny to me. But you're so RIGHT ABOUT MIHAWK. (+ maybe a little angsty bonus for the goth family, but Force ghost Perona, tied to the remains of an ancient temple on the asteroid Kuraigana).

Jedi Padawan Nami (Twi'lek Nami and Nojiko???) who secretly works against the Order because a fearsome criminal has a vicious hold of her home and she is too afraid of the consequences to ask for help.

Baratie is now one of the most expensive and elegant restaurants in the Upper Levels of Coruscant, beautiful and with delicious food, ideal place to overhear the shady deals between powerful people.

Germa 66 is just another clone producing company (Kamino who, I don't know them) involved with crime and unethical experiments, the Vinsmokes now selling slaves workers for the mines, as well as making their own personal army.

Thinking of Mihawk, I can see him using an untraditional lightsaber. Yoru is still Yoru, with that enormous handle, and probably a large blade due to a bigger than average kyber crystal. Also, in my head I see him as someone who at least in his youth fell off the balance and succumbed to the Dark Side, even if not for long, so maybe his kyber crystal was bled and he eventually healed it, giving Yoru a pure white blade. I see him as someone who fares incredibly well with any form of lightsaber combat (he is an overachiever like that), perhaps even developing his own (showoff), although I see him having a preference for a combination of Makashi and Soresu. Now Zoro, Zoro. In canon all his swords are legendary or cursed, but I still want him to have made at least one of his lightsabers. So let's say, Kitetsu III is the third because it's the third lightsaber made with this kyber, and it's not the sword but rather the crystal that is cursed. Perhaps it changes colour with every new person that bonds to it. Let's say in Zoro's case it's blue. Wado is very pale blue, almost white (think Ashoka), and Zoro still inherits it from Kuina, although I see her dying later in their years, perhaps in unfair combat. Shusui (I miss that sword so much) was won, and definitely has a purple blade. Zoro uses the Ataru form almost exclusively (big on the offense, physically challenging, requires a great deal of using Haki the Force, it screams Zoro), although Mihawk tries to make him at least combine it with Soresu (because Zoro's defense sucks <3 jk jk I love him).

Kid who incorporates a variation of every piece of weaponry he encounters and deems cool enough in his arm, always having a trick up his beskar arm. Rusty red armour, later incorporating bold gold stripes (gold symbolises vengeance so maybe?), Kil's armour is blue (reliability) -grey, I see Wire's as black (justice. It fits him), and Heat's perhaps black-gray-pale blue (gray is a symbol of mourning a lost love, if I remember correctly which immediately made me think of Heat x Tobiuo angst for some reason. But seriously, what if.....? Not that she is actually dead but what if he believes she is (I can't think about him separately of her anymore T.T)

Kid and Killer's dynamic reminds me so much of Boba and Din's in a way. Working for the Empire bounty hunter Boba has Kid's rage and pride. Din is a quiet, gentle giant for the people who cares about, honourable and proud, and loyal to a fault which is like. Killer. In a nutshell.

(And to think two of my main One Piece OCs started out as Star Wars OCs .... And now they want to go back home to be space criminals 😔😔)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Senator Crocodile. Diathim Robin. ZORO WITH A LIGHTSABER IN HIS MOUTH IM SCREAMING. I have no words, this is just gorgeous. You have so many beautiful thoughts, and I am so very grateful you're sharing them with me. Mihawk trying to work on Zoro's defence, hells yes.

The coloured armour I am absolutely, deeply in love with. Wire in black 🫠🫠🫠 and the fact you're thinking of my OC in there with Heat makes me so insanely emotional. Have Tobiuo missing and presumed dead, only to be a slave to the gangsters, like the hutts. Make her a Twi'lek, former Jedi with amnesia (forbidden love between Heat as a Mandalorian). GREAT, NOW IM THINKING REALLY HARD ABOUT THIS AND TRYING NOT TO SCREAM.

KID AND KILLER BOBA AND DIN AAAAAAA YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU ABSOLUTELY. I am so in love with this whole train of thought, you have no idea. Thank you 😭😭😭

Edit to Add: YES TO STAR WARS OCS MIXED INTO ONE PIECE. I gotta hear about them.

[bandnerdlevel43]

Bad Batch + 501st as random things I've heard/said pt. 2

Echo: How do you find the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Hardcase: Smack it!

Rex: No.

Crosshair: It's May Day.

Tech: Mmhm.

Crosshair: Look what I wrote in my notes.

(Cross shows him a page headed with "rip Mayday you will be missed")

Tech: *Blank stare*

Cross: Oh- Oh my- You don't remember Mayday?

Tech:

Cross: He was the one at the Outpost.

Tech:

Cross: The one with the mullet?

Tech:

Cross: The one who diED WHEN I TRIED TO SAVE HIM?!

Tech: o H-

Cross: You are a disappointment! I can't believe you forgot-

Tech: I'M SO SORRY

Cross: YOU SHOULD BE

(501st just chillin)

Dogma (bursts in the door): WHO TOOK MY BIBLE

Hunter: Good mo-

Cross: Sussy baka.

Hunter: What did I do to you-

Echo: That's it. I'm not eating. I'm depressed and don't feel like it.

Wrecker: Can I have your cake, then?

Echo: Take my cake and I'll take your spinal cord.

(Echo just chillin in an empty room)

(Tup and Hardcase enter)

Tup:...Hardcase, if you go bungee jumping, I really hope you do use a bungee!

Echo: Excuse me what

Rex: What is that?!

Fives (wearing a spicy cheeto's costume): You can't deny I'm flaming hot.

Hunter: The wild speaks to me!

(Goes outside)

(Returns covered in tooka hair)

Hunter: The wild has spoken.

[puffin-smoke]

hey, is the bug army taking new recruits? Because if so, I've got a harpoon wielding existential dread fueled hunter who'd love to join

Her name: Duarte "Lightning Bug" Cardoza

(Shitty drawings done by me in my notes app, and the harpoon picture taken from here)

Genderwise they're unlabeled and use any and all pronouns

LORE TIME :DD (tw traumatic violence, gore)

At seven years old, his parents, Emile and Marcy Cardoza, got a divorce after a few months of growing apart emotionally. Duarte was sent to live with her father who almost immediately chose to move from Portugal to America to escape the memories of his former marriage.

She was never particularly close with her father, and any attempts to reconnect with her mother were just really unsuccessful as they had nothing to connect over. So a lot of their early life was spent unsupervised. Most of their childhood was spent exploring the city she lived in, alone, and getting into various scrapes. Duarte had a very laissez-faire attitude towards his own health and became more and more arrogant as time went on.

He moved away from home at 19, and began travelling the country until they turned 20. At that point they fell in with the wrong crowd and started running errands for some unsavoury individuals. At first it was just small things: petty theft, vandalism, intimidating business rivals but then it turned violent. Deep down they knew it was probably wrong, but they didn't care. They got to show off and play the Han Solo type, so why would they?

Eventually she fell out with her current employer, and, because god forbid they get a normal job, chose to go into hunting half bloods. They found it exhilarating, and proving that they were just as good as the more experienced hunters wrong felt incredibly cathartic.

Shit had to hit the fan at some point.

During one of her earlier hunts, she tried to attack and kill a crocodile that she thought was the half blood she'd been looking for. Turns out it was just a regular, and now very angry, crocodile. She was overpowered almost immediately, and the beast began to drag her into the swamp. As she struggled to free herself, kicking and screaming in pain, something dawned on them.

They were going to die. And it was their own goddamn fault.

They scrambled to grab their harpoon, which had been knocked aside by the crocodile's tail. They grabbed it and thrust it forward blindly, hacking and slashing untill the beast's jaw clamped around their leg went slack. Blood oozed from the sides of the crocodile's mouth. Breaths shallow, Duarte pried the beast's mouth open, letting out another choked scream as the teeth ripped at their flesh, gore dying the grass beneath them brown. One or two teeth stayed jammed stubbornly in their skin, tearing more and more at their skin with every passing moment.

Shaking, they stumbled to their feet, their leg a lead weight chained to them. Using their weapon as walking stick, they made their way back to town, ashamed.

During her time healing, she had alot of time to think. The incident changed the way they thought about life, and forced them to reconsider everything they'd done up to that point. How close they'd come to death and how it was nobody's fault save her own. And that terrified them.

After a month she returned to hunting, but she became a lot more cautious, planning out her hunts a lot more carefully instead of just jumping straight into the action. But this led to them getting up in their own head and getting overly nervous.

On one such hunt, she began to grow increasingly anxious that she hadn't prepared enough, especially considering all she'd heard about the monsters in these swamps. She started running through the plan in her head, getting so distracted that they didn't notice the trap right in front if them. They only noticed when they walked straight into it.

And they hurt the same. fucking. leg.

LORE OVER WOOOOO

Anyway that's their application. I can keep going. I can do this all dayyy

[duranduratulsa]

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[atherflame-theconcubus]

Can I watch as you show off your ocs Simba style?

Haven’t drawn any of the OCs I wanna talk about in a while, but I’ll talk about some of my oldest OC

Elizabeth

She is one of my first ever OCs, and though I usually give her the title of the first ever one she’s more like the first one I ever made public knowledge. She is the daughter of the eyeasaur from one night at flumpty’s 2, and was created when I was in sixth grade. Technically speaking, she is one of the first characters I made that has more of an original concept. (she isn’t just a rip off of the Fnaf band, a stolen character, or me or my friends as Minecraft characters.) when I first drew her, she had a more simplistic style, matching my art style back, then, which was mainly a circle head, circle body, circle feet, two black legs, squiggly, long neck, and a long squiggly tail (both of our eyes were either on the same side of her face, or only one was on the side of her face when I was drawing her from the side) her initial design, had her sport just plain dark red skin with olive green eyes. My first design of her was when I was in eighth or ninth grade, where I gave her a more crocodile like snout, better drawn feet, a slimmer body, ram horns, a scorpion stinger at the end of her tail, and hair for some reason. She also went through a personality 180, going from a shy character who really doesn’t like fights and would cry easily, to a manipulative Hunter, that’s trying to get the guard like the rest of the cast.

Next step are my Undertale OCs

Carol

In her first iteration Carol (& her younger sister Arisen) we’re initially just two humans that had magic with different shades of green hair, they were meant to just be one note characters for a two part art I drew where Carol, for some reason had bone magic, but it turned out to be a prank murder (Ivy was portrayed as dead in the first drawing/part of the slideshow) the next time I drew her, Carol ended up, taking Ivy’s shade of bright green and adopting the soul of kindness. These traits ended up remaining a staple for Carol, Arisen, and a later on added sibling. In her initial existence, she was technically an adopted child of gaster and biological older sister to Betty and frisk. (all three of these plot points with the sisters have been scrapped) in eighth grade when I decide to do some redesign of them I ended up turning them into half bath monsters and gave the two sisters wolf ears while the third sister was given rabbit ears. (I also made 6 1/2 angel OCs, which would later be repurposed for the forest of the Mystic as royalty for it.)

At some point during eighth or ninth grade, I did many extra sketches of Carol and Harrison at the bottom of a paper in a notebook sketching out their original designs, the current ones at the time, and what I thought would be their future designs, which were much taller and still human like.

This ended up not being the case as right now, the three sisters are more monster, like, on top of that instead of two being wolf monsters and being a monster, their mixes of the two. Carol throughout all this has still kept her bright, green, color, palette, and has kept kindness as a motive of hers)

As for the attack pattern, Carol has, it’s mainly plant based magic (flowers & vines)

ARISEN

She’s actually the whole reason my YouTube channel name ended up going through a name Renaissance because initially her name was not only the name of my first ever Sona (basically a Minecraft princess version of me that represented the element of air for the dragon mounts mod) but was also my YouTube channel name idea at the time. As mentioned in Carol‘s section, her name was originally Ivy and she initially had a bright green color palette while Carol had dark green. This ended up getting changed as I gave her a light blue color, palette reminiscent of patient. Back then she had more of a kindness like personality. She ended up going through the same changes. Carol went through though the half demon six I mentioned in Carol‘s segment we’re initially planned to be monsters that weren’t underground and we’re her best friends. During this friendship time is when she was also given a twin sister, crimson. Arisen is the only one that can understand what crimson is trying to say, without speaking through twin telepathy.

Another fun fact that I’m gonna get into a bit later on if I ever get into talking about the story for these three as of currently, arisen ended up getting associated with the alternate universes. It was a whole convoluted plot that started in sixth grade, which involved Carol and Arisen being able to turn into Fnaf animatronics (this ability and initial draft of the AU story arc have been scrapped for quite a few reasons)

Arisen has wind themed magic, the originally it was the Temmie paw attack.

Crimson

The new edition of the sisters, when she was created, some parts of carol & arisen we’re already scrapped (they weren’t related to anyone at that point) she initially was the rabbit sister of the group and was based around determination. I actually tried to make her hair look more crimson, so she is the only one of the sisters that had grey purple fades in her hair (which was dark red)

Despite being more rabbit themed, she actually had anger issues, which arisen & carol were able to calm her down from. When I made her, she was also my first ever mute character, and that trait has continued on. As of right now, she is just like Carol and Arisen physical design wise, except her color palette is primarily red, and she still is the more rabbit looking up the trio (she also has lop ears, as opposed to her original straight years to differentiate her from her sisters, even more) I’m still trying to figure out her magic right now, but for right now it’s a combination of illusions (which mainly work with her mind so she can speak through illusions, though she chooses not to because she finds it easier to sign)

[wittywallflower]

If you need something to watch and have Max, i highly recommend Crocodile Hunter Diaries. I'm watching the early years and remembering what a fucking gem of a man Steve Irwin was. RIP Steve, I hope you get to pet every animal that ever existed in your afterlife.

[artsymyargentavislove]

Blood above anything else

Meet Groundbreaker!

He's one of five monsuno a really old, wealthy and influential family commissioned from Eklipse, their symbol branded in their bodies, sacred Blades wielded in the name of the family's best interests.

Groundbreaker is the most ruthless and violent of the Blades, reflecting his controller's beliefs and determination, is the one most willing to dirty his claws if deemed necessary for their goals.

A darkness dweller, chamber of terrible secrets; Defeat is not an option.

I had a fun time designing him, it was a nice challenge since I normally don't do toads/frogs. He's a mix between a horned frog and a crocodile, although I must admit he kinda resembles more a horned lizard, the webbings of his hands and the long tongue drive the point home XDD

Dis his original design I didn't finished bc RIP my hand, I thought pen details were a good idea but in practice is a whole different story XDDD

The 'blade' tail gave me quite the trouble since sword fighting and blade/slice based attacks are the main theme in their designs, hence the 'Blade' title.

You can thank Glavenus' design for saving me XD Monster Hunter is a Goldmine of fantastic fauna.