#ringo is the cutest beatle

[georgeharrison-official]

Ok care to comment on how Ringo is cuter than Paul?

Oh, absolutely.

Evidence to support this:

I rest my case.

[midasmen]

an assortment of polish beatles-related posters i could find!

A Hard Day’s Night, Waldemar Swierzy (1965) / A Hard Day’s Night, Unknown, (1965, as it looks to be a poster used by polish movie theatres to dictate individual showtimes) / Help!, Eryk Lipinski (1967) / Yellow Submarine, Zygmunt Bobrowski (1970) / Unknown, Waldemar Swierzy (1978) / Yellow Submarine, Waldemar Swierzy (2009)

BONUS: VERY STRANGE poster from 1985 by Waldemar Swierzy. i wish i knew the context.

[lindaslover]

— Linda McCartney and Jeff Buckley backstage after Jeff’s performance at the Roseland Ballroom on June 2nd, 1995.

Happy heavenly birthday, Jeff 🤍

[brittsekland]

Handwritten letters from Maureen Starkey to Beatle fan Caroline, 1967.

[javelinbk]

Q: Well, how about these escape plans we keep reading about... you got out of one place disguised as policemenGeorge: We didn't actually, we just put the policemen's helmets onPaul: Just for a laugh, you know? The policemen said, 'ere are, let's have a laugh and put these helmets onGeorge: And we jumped out of the van... the press were there to take the photographs so we jumped out with the helmets onPaul: So the next day you read in the papers... police!George: The next day it was, 'there they are, disguised...'

The Beatles respond to reports that they disguised themselves as policemen in Birmingham. Interviewed by Stuart Hutchison for 'Move Over, Dad' in Plymouth, 13th November 1963 - part 3 (part 1, part 2, part 4) (x)

[nowordsformylove]

George rescuing Ringo in Help!

[son-of-sin]

THIS MAN IS ADORABLE

He's so cute <3

[uhhhjohnswife]

george & paul skiing behind the scenes of Help!

[cherry-velvet-skies]

A post dedicated to the best drummer in the world, a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Peace and Love bearer himself, 🌟 Ringo Starr 🌟

✌🏻❤🥰

[m1ssunderstanding]

Understanding Lennon McCartney Rewatch Part 1.1

So disclaimer: I took screenshots instead of photographing my screen this time, but the quality of footage is a thousand times worse so the images are still mostly shit. But anyway, here we go :)

We're going to have to keep a tally on how many times they refer to their relationship in romantic terms. Less than a minute in, Paul has used the description, “great love affair.”

And John's right on his heels with “the sexual equivalent of . . . People in love.” So there's 2 already. Oh boy.

That opening montage of John and Paul just living for the light in each other's eyes should actually be the official music video for “I wanna hold your hand.”

Also I wonder how many songs they have about hiding. Someone's got to have a list somewhere right?

I adore the absolute lack of reaction to John manhandling Paul.

And then This Look. He's in love with him, ladies and gentlemen.

I remember seeing somewhere that this footage was literally right after they'd finished “she loves you.” Which was pretty recently after Bob Wooler, which was right after Barcelona. And if you're like me and you think that song is secretly about their relationship? If Paul's just been singing “she said you hurt her so, she almost lost her mind, but now she says she knows you're not the hurting kind. She said she loves you” at you, after all of that? Of course John's acting like a fucking puppy dog.

Poor George tally number 1

Excuse me??? John wants to live in the Beatle apartment instead of with his actual literal wife until Paul decides to move in with his girlfriend? What? He's so insane. Cynthia, you're lucky Paul's a fucking social climber.

I think it's indicative of two things that Paul said “screw secret girlfriends” while John happily went along with secret wives. One: different levels of security in masculinity (John doesn't have gay eyebrows etc) and two: different relationships. Jane and Paul's relationship was a smart career move for both of them and I think, being upper-class, and having her own career, and not being a mother, Jane was in more of a position to have a say.

Every time I watch that footage of Ken Dodd asking about their parents I physically cringe. Poor poor babies. Do your research you idiot! I don't think that ever happened again. I wonder if Brian made sure of that.

Paul literally talks like such a husband here. “We've thought about it, and probably the thing that John and I will do . . .”

Obsessed with Paul shouldering himself between George and John after George's little joke shove. It's so protective and yet so subtle. Exactly the same strong posture and easy smile as when he stepped between John and that interviewer during the Jesus scandal.

Poor George tally number 2 (you can't quite tell from the pic but John is shoving him out of the way because how dare he put his suitcase by Paul's?! That's John's suitcase's spot!!)

All the Beatles were cuddly with each other. It's one of the cutest bits about them, the puppies in a basket aspect. But I think we'll need a “noticable spacing difference” tally for this rewatch, too, and here's the first.

Paul wearing John's hat for attention and it fully and completely doing the job? They're so embarrassing!

I actually love that John's imitation of his upper-class Scottish family (which Paul can't do) is actually much more convincing than his broad Liverpudlian (which Paul nails in two variations, one based off his own family) I'm obsessed with the class dynamics between them.

Poor George tally three. He shares this one with Ringo. That moment when Paul's pretending to interview them about their purple hearts and cuts them both off with, “thank you. Mi-mister Lennon,” and John and Paul proceed to completely forget the other two exist for who knows how long – certainly longer than the videographer was willing to record.

I find John sliding into Paul's raspy “tiiight yeeeah” with his very turned on “mmmMM it's been a hard” extremely suggestive. I'm sorry but I do.

It's like he thinks if he looks away for too long he's going to disappear or something. Which. Now that I said that. Yeah. That is what it is. Poor separation-issues baby.

Ringo: Paul, you wrote a beautiful song and you sing it great. John: yeah and you're SEXY! Let's not forget that, everyone.

Am I crazy to obsess over every little musical similarity in their songs? Yes. Can I help it? No. The little “oh-oh ohoho” in the If I Fell demo is exactly the same as in Imagine and (frothing and writhing) it means something I can feel it! I just have no idea what.

I also find the lyric change from “i hope that she won't cry” to “i hope that she will cry” extremely interesting. There's always a heterosexual explanation. Trust me, the straights are the Simone Biles of mental gymnastics. But while the published lyric can be read as a man bitter toward his ex girlfriend hoping to hurt her by flaunting his new relationship, the demo version is trickier. Could it be that he doesn't want to hurt his wife's feelings by letting her know he's in love with someone else? But who else could John Lennon possibly have been in love with at the time?

“Too too much in love. Woah, too too much in love with you.” My heart

[strewbeerry]

ringo is the cutest beatle and only beatle

[dyouwanttoknowasecret]

Ringo was low-key the cutest Beatle actually

Confession 32

[iheartjohnlennon]

Fic masterlist!

>>(Requests open. But if you make a request, sorry if it takes time to be done, I'm a professional procrastinator)<<

Imagines/Oneshots/Fics

John Lennon

'Let me take you down'

A sultry threesome with John and Paul...

'Lost weekend'

John eats you out as an apology...

'Misty'

John comes over to sort things out...

'You know I feel alright'

John gets jealous and takes you to the broom closet...

'Because'

John gets you high, one thing leads to another...

'You really got a hold on me'

John's secret love for his assistant gets uncovered...

Paul McCartney

'All my loving'

A casual session with Paul...

'Let me take you down'

A sultry threesome with John and Paul...

'Looking out for you'

Paul apologises for his jealousy over another man...

'Synchronised'

You and Paul try 69...

'Any time at all, any time at all'

Paul drags you to the nearest broom closet...

In her arms

You distract him so bad he wants to worship you...

George Harrison

'Moonlight on the river'

The aftermath of fucking on the beach is pretty melancholy...

'Heaven is a bedroom'

You guys make the cutest throuple...

'I'd have you anytime'

George confesses his love to you, with help from Paul and Ringo...

'Behind that locked door'

You want to try something new on George, something that will leave him breathless and restrained...

'Please please me'

George shows his soon-to-be girlfriend a good time with his mouth...

Ringo Starr

'Heaven is a bedroom'

You guys make the cutest throuple...

Headcanons

You dating George as Ringo's sibling

Your relationship with teddy boy John

Their reaction, and the aftermath, of you wanting to be dominant

Alphabets

The Beatles NSFW Alphabet - John

The Beatles NSFW Alphabet - Paul

The Beatles NSFW Alphabet - George

The Beatles NSFW Alphabet - Ringo

Others

Mick Jagger

'Luna, amore e no'

Mick's sexy affair with a fashion designer who's making his wife's wedding dress...

And there'll always be more to come...

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[buttahpie]

missing Magnolia so much 🥺

patiently waiting for any updates, I just love the story!!

my friends!!

i am planning on updating tonight!

i’ve had an ABSOLUTELY INSANE WEEK. i started my senior year ofy undergrad AND opened a musical that i’m a lead in all in the same week. i’ve been barely alive haha. but i finally get a rest today and will update!

thank you for being so patient! i’m so sorry for the long gap! love you all 🫶

(side note: there are little kids in the musical and one of the little boys LOVES the beatles and he and i talk about them all the time and it’s the cutest thing ever)

anyways, ringo and george during magnolia era for you all

[lil-melody-moon]

Uni bestie: Do you still like The Beatles? Because you're not talking about them that much anymore and I think I'm a bit outdated

Me: I do, but I have a break from them. A bit too much of them, why?

Uni bestie: Because I have an idea for a present for you with Ringo...

Me: Oh, I still like him a lot, I'm not that easily bored of drummers!

Uni bestie: YAY!

Also uni bestie making this:

HE IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

[rocknbolan]

Rock RP Recap for 6-28 into 6-29

The Slipknot folks are having pots and pans fights. Bets taken. people taking it for the team.

Arthur of New York Dolls and Ace of KISS discussed cooking and debated the plural of macaroni. The conclusion? Too stupid to know how to cook.

Scotti and Rachel of Skid Row are not getting married. SHHH stop asking. But, they are making the move to L.A.

John Lennon would like everyone to make peace with yellow teeth.

Paul from The Beatles apparently has a fat ass, learning this detail with the help of Brian from Queen.

Nick of Megadeth is up to no good, diabolically threatening to restring Junior's bass.

The Beatles have been busy with shenanigans today. Apparently rock stars cannot cook, no matter what generation they're from.

Gwen of No Doubt heads to the arcade with Axl of GnR. With the cutest invitation ever.

Razzle of Hanoi Rocks has discovered that sharks can go into fresh water areas. Beware, swimmers.

Somehow the cooking foibles continues, this time it's Junior setting the kitchen on fire. (Learn to read packages, can save a life and keep your cabinets from getting smoke damaged!)

We have a conclusion to the dilemma of Ringo's sudden walrus. It was George who committed the dastardly deed!

Rob Zombie @wh4t-lurks-0n-c4nn3l-x has joined the chat! (And has some great insults.)

John Deacon @deakyyy-boy has joined the chat!

Graham Coxon @heeverglades has joined the chat!

In case anyone missed the edited addition yesterday... Pamela Anderson @iampamelaanderson has joined the chat!

And now, the weather.

Tropical Storm Axl of Guns 'n' Roses ran right up against Tropical Depression Vince of Motley Crue. It was a hilarious hailstorm of middle fingers followed by a sharknado of screaming insults. One wonders if this will drown out rumors of a tour between GnR and Motley Crue, or if the Gunners will join Skid Row's jetstream to take the US by storm. Or if they'll form a mega storm with all three bands.

Drought conditions with Ace of KISS, who was challenged to go 5 minutes without Eric. Will he make it? Stay tuned to find out!

Wildfire smoke over George and Paul of The Beatles. But residents need not flee their homes, it's been contained with the pair safely.

Continued chances of bite swarms, not just from Scotti of Skid Row either, rumors abound that Junior of Megadeth may also be part of the swarm. And something about rabies?!?