#ring: sloth 🦥

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

[hornygreaser]

we need to hear more abt ur helluva boss oc!!!! who r they!!!

ARRGGHH THANK YOU ANON!! I NEVER THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD CARE ENOUGH TO ASK!! Just finished her reference too, her name is Mars! 🦥

(LONG TEXT OF INFORMATION BELOW!)

Mars is a sloth-like sinner; she currently works in the Greed ring along with other imps and demons. She works for money, obviously since her home is all the way back in the sloth ring, but also because there's a special someone who is the ticket to getting closer to her main target. Although she despises her current job as a clown, she does have a much more important one at hand.

to kill lustful sinners.

''The Heartless Killer'' is a proud title that Mars keeps as a well-known killer in hell responsible for thousands upon thousands of murders of sinners who were indetified as rapists,pedophiles, necrophiles, or zoophiles.

Since her death in 2002, Mars has always felt a deep hatred towards the unfair treatment of these disgusting sinners in Hell, mostly towards the one sin behind all the lust,Asmodeus. Mars doesn't care about anything else but killing those creeps one by one until they are all gone, both from hell and earth. She doesn't mind how or what it takes. She wants them all gone. Mars victims can also range from succubus to past lovers; she is neither a hero nor a villain, and her own morality is fucked beyond comprehension.

A bit about the outfit:

-She owns an alternative pink that was slowly crafted by Mars herself. The main goal is not to just hide Mars true identity but also to create the illusion that a succubus is responsible for the killings.

- A few accessories under Mars clothing allow her to not worry about ever getting caught, such as the high socks that look like succubus skin, the boots that are crafted to look like succubus hooves, fake wings, and a special cover for the tip of her tail that isn't shown in the reference.

-Also, with the exposure about the demon executions on TV, Mars got the chance to steal an angel spear for herself, as she hid it carefully on top of her thighs. It is now her weapon of choice.

In all suprise, Mars manages to get on a specific imp for help, Striker. It reaches her ears that there's an undercover imp working for one of the Goetias. Mars quickly traveled over Wrath to find this individual, knowing full well that they would need a specific weapon to do their job since the Goetias were powerful, rich assholes who owned guns that could kill any type of demon.

Striker and Mars end up as partners in crime, their goals not so far from each other. One is moved by the injustice suffered by all the poor imps, and the other is moved by the injustice and suffering suffered by the unspoken victims of all the weirdos and creeps on earth.

This is going to be a canon x oc story, so I hope you guys like it because I have many doodles planned to explain better Mars and Striker's story.

Her reasoning for her hatred towards lust is yet still unknown..

Nude Ref version here(+18) 🔞

[brandwhorestarscream]

How about the sloth god to start us off? 🦥

I was today years old when I fiund out that there's a sloth emoji oh my god 😍

Anyway! A very good choice indeed, sloth is one of my favorites! First and foremost, the deity of sloth is a goddess whom we've affectionately dubbed Lady Lullaby. Full name is probably Lullabus Unicronus, but Lady Lullaby is so much more fun to say. She's the only daughter of Pandemic, and the 3rd oldest of the 7 sinful gods. Her territory is a ring of great mountains to the east. Her temple rests at the highest peak, where the flowing streams, waterfalls, and whistling reeds make a natural lullaby. It's misty and foggy, plenty chilly, and incredibly tranquil; the perfect place to curl up in a warm bed and sleep. Lady Lullaby's territory is the most tranquil, quiet place on the planet.

Lullaby rules over the dreamscape, and is in a state of perpetual recharge; very rarely does she truly wake up. She is a prophet, able to predict the future in the endless visions she sees in the dreamscape, but due to her constantly being asleep, getting a prophecy or straight answer from her is borderline impossible. She mumbles and slurs her words a lot; getting a complete sentence out of her is a miracle. The dedicated Avatars that worship her know the only way to truly commune with the goddess and seek knowledge of the future is to sleep and find her in the dreamscape, but that's always a great risk. When connecting with Lady Lullaby, there's a very real chance you will never wake up. You could remain trapped asleep for the rest of your life, stuck in a vegetative state, wandering endlessly in the infinite worlds your mind can conjure up

Each of the gods has a sacred animal, and for Lullaby? It's a great, majestic sky whale that swims eternally through Unicronia's skies. It's song echoes like a great lullaby; listening to it is a great way to become bewitched and trapped permanently asleep. Lady Lullaby slumbers eternally on it's back, carried from dream to dream as it carries her from continent to continent across the great planet. It's a very rare but incredibly majestic sight to see, the goddess of sloth being ferried through the clouds on the back of her great sky beast, singing it's deep, echoing call

Be careful not to anger or wake Lady Lullaby, though. If you somehow manage to draw her attention, either in a prophecy or doing something drastic enough news reaches her in her eternal slumber, you have royally fucked up. Any who manage to anger the goddess will bear the worst possible curse: she will permanently take away your sleep. Any cursed by the goddess will never again be able to fall asleep, and are doomed to slowly go insane until they eventually die of exhaustion

[fkyumerica]

they keep doing shit to raise the cerebral palsy chimpanzees

no you were suppossed to kill them

ring bearers at a wedding

they will just shit and go UHH

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YW9gkuWPWEE so she hits chewbacca

CRAZY Lady RUINS Kids Show At Disneyland ! #shorts #disney

they wernt to light up the colleseum

hello

Masculinity Initiation Party | South Park | Comedy Central Africa

they would party like crayz to kill them everyday

and it didnt happen

I dont thin kso officer hit her officer

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HFDcDdFU0Vw wtf reverse and back

These Teachers Dressed Up As Their Students

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kiBzUQhAeQE and they got a sloth

kind Man helps sloth cross the road 🦥 #costarica #sloth #shortsviral #animals #conservation

how old are you 85 how are you so active we stole the beach

wtf a beach a boat whoa ok look i smashed in the window

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wx12eotl7sc you cannot control me

🤣when trolling a fan goes wrong #wwe #wwefunny

i will fuck all over you and rape you and your husband

what does it say miscarriage gear

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KahlQAtENJE she wanted to meet up with her ex boyfriend and be every princess at disney world

Disney Mascot STUNS Girl With Rare SURPRISE! #shorts #disney

and if not working there then owning it i got the dream

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CBFjRqgsxTA you got a fucking kangaroo with no arms now

Man saves dog from kangaroo #animals #fact #viral

kevin is her ex's dad

andrew trevino

holy shit same kids as them

one school

do it

one pig

convert

the thing

im gonna be sailor mars the police officer

twiggy the model is jessicas mom and does the microphone magnet noises

to rape

and shoot it in her roof tank

the houses were made to rape people

and hey gotta be me to hang out with me 230 scream laughing AHHH videos one after the next she is showing her kid all day

we fill the whole mason jar pouring water

then we cum

and every noise of the mouth is this

get off to it

i married george mcfly

had 18 kids

and mow

https://www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/ i married a baby and im still a baby

Wheels & Dollbaby - Official Store

85+ years old

100

debbie harry

when harry met sally

australia whoa no

expensive

and constant animal screams

pissed noises

and cak cak cak noises from mom

tounge smacking clicking

im licking my mouth slow, aand im fucking you

on the phone

sitting in front of her too

yea change the mic she got off

and brandon too turn it on ooh baby ooh

5 people shut up on the same phone call

uh who cares

and i jumped on your boyfriend right

shes not married want my kid

no

her dad siad it right

no

and i made up the makeup and hair and clothing

they were not it

doe

get skinny to what i stay fat and fuck

27 guys to lose the weight in one day

then call my dad

reagan

that is their family in the club house

wtf made it a mansion

one room house party

and them going ah yea, ah right

old middle aged people now

they want anyone to fuck their kids

to say their kids hot so the parent jerks off to it after

got me hot got my hair up im blonde

and harry

left too ooh ooh oooh fingers herself

so the guy does to his dick too

and cumming is it

top of the dick jerking off then cumming

shooting out

gotta cum to fuck her too so he fucks her infant after

and all her boyfriends did

house party do it too marry 5

you didnt wanna marry my kids thats when i started to dress it

and went punk

wtf

they dont even know who is related to them

in their house they write down 5 names and numbers, then hand it out to someone fuck em in a week

see if oyu go

this is her

fake french

underground sheets of metal as the ground

on all the land

101 dalmations

drive through france mmall

electrocute it

and everyone in it

they made baby music and videos learn with us

for that building, nut house to learn they were not supposed to learn

midevil ttorture building

killing all of them is what it was built for

rapist retards

apes

and chimps

and league before drown it make it small

finger in eye its whole life

didnt grow

burning pitutitary gland will make it smaller

behind nose

top

bridge

giant to stop growing

old mcdonald had a farm

that was regans son then too

there you go pluck off all her eyebrows

thats her

ahhhhhhhhh i just wanna fuck

i gave birth as a kid

and infant

and toddler

now KNOW it

fuck you

so im singing it to you

b bar

d dog

f bitch

they made their own the whole time

full cup

notice mine

braaaaaaaa

she is angela or a angela

double decker big house

giant hording downstairs

cant find me and meth and my kids again in the storage tubs

and her mom mother reagans

and husbands

that nut house

is her in the movie

she is deformed, retarded, and a midget on stilts, and men flying up there think they can do anything, and women on the ground like a group of wild animals together they are don’t care fuck anyone

fake presidents and leave court room

doesnt need to be one

or law school

police say it

judge tries to talk to them

they wouldent not be there with him

last one fucked me up he's nice

and keep talking

says it 90 times

shortest one dark hair is the hairy arm woman at subway and dirt woman keep getting more put more dirt on it metal sheets

make europe

they remake it everyday

wtf is wrong with you they will kill you

eeach time

i have never talked to people so stupid

aco hardware

all they are is this retarded bitch screaming hold the hammer electrocute them

and they interrupt

to say hey mom who do i fuck next

to say she is their mom to fuck infants

ask mom tell mom

james dean gay

it is their dad

to those 50s guys

i got 8 girls i dunno wtf

what colleges those were the buildings

touch her finger her fuck her too

two in a tree never stopped up against a wall

leon said he is Ronald reagan

they met mem then wayne county community college with jo

it is her with him

jo is a man

and i'll make her shove a kid up her ass some day

and wtf shes 5

where are you dragging this

at

no one is a judge shut up so they get killed

and die

now slow song to calm them down

sing it

it is his family obviously shut the fuck up

i know it

im retarded

im nandor

no we gotta be boys we gotta fuck like boys too

i looked over all these photos as evidence before

and you think you can speak as a officer or as a judge

you are in it

john said he fucked leon to rob him

and grandma i had 8 kids to show who they are

Mask

We put in the air, gas, and compress it in houses and bust your necks from down the street too with it

and we sent her in so we could go south and west and south and north and where you live and fuck you-nandor

and i still dont give a fuck about you

meet me

we killed our parents

well let me eat her out

her mom had to still fuck other men the whole time

so her parents could live away from her and it was a nicer life

and this was in the 90s its a movie

and her dad too

the same

fucked other people still

you watching this doesnt look like it

leon said it when the virgin came on tv

you requested music

get them to leave

and fuck your parents one last time

same hospital

and shoot them

listen

if you dont

this is it

he had 8 kids with her then theyre fat

they knew it

and say it

they always will

and show your grandma

with the line on her face

regans other wife

not his first 8th

and you married a guy

who didnt him

to leavve you for a whole truck of girls

what dinosaurs

penny, angela, angie, elizabeth, tangie, emily, andy, and grear

what club then church then what

its ok i know it all im leon

no you dont

and mm

he just asked me to go and fuck them with him

and keep your butt open

shes talking to him

its happening hes gay

porn on tv who gives a shit

porn on tv that woulda been a 200$ fine

but she waited on it, talking to me again, i dont talk go two feet and we go short

it is about fucking

they cant even see it or hear it

brushing noises

walrus goes up and fucks you on own

they are blasting batteries

like tasers

taught her it

your fault you knew it right to hurt police officers

no

what a btich guiermo

let me do it to you

feel pain once

she didnt

i feel bad i dont got a job

but i dont care

give me a dog i dont want

and you

and no hair

who cares

face piercings

he dont give a fuck

leave me

left me before

and she said it too im her in the mask

whoa yea she is

i wanna have sex

here is mary sue fucking her family in a mcdonalds wont stop fucking her parents grandparens and to everyone come on everyone fuck them

enters and does it and smells as it

old people smell

suck it out the hole (belly button) and drip it on the rest

here is angela had to hit her for robbing clayton to get her in a ambulance

her boyfriend had to

she is retard NO NO NO NO throwing her head back and forth

nonstop

80 minutes

why cant we do you, come back with all of us and do us

its a party (church tunnels to casino and drive in them)

i start em

aand no you cant get any money for any of this

and i knoow at cabelas we told them instead

got the money and food

or wtf rob them

we fuck em to do it

to eat a butter crack cow

-anne marie

and here is guiermo i dont care listen to her parents i want you to steal from her

they see anyone and fuck them from behind, and 3 together jump on him, lay her down, fuck

trailer park was nut house moved out

and her grandma she kept alive for oral

do it do it do it

sex sex sex

give me oral in the mouth

god yeaa

and when she put on her glasses

with anne maries grandma

i dont care marry marilyn monroe after

said you and her kids would marry

did they

gay dogs too hide it

and i dont care you will say all the shit about her too

her grandma again

and her grandpa left one who said start the party

with her other grandpa on right

president after

regan

she eats pinsol spray

lemon

guiermo does

they raise meth levels up to piss you off the whole time

and they hit them and leave them with them

cant remeber the other relationship

i didnt do it i didnt do her i didnt do her and precious spoiled child anne marie is his mother, bottom right "i know i can do it make me her the biggest bitch, judge, glen close judge judy" back left, im the right guard, on his right is the left guard

and ther est had sex with her too jessica

they are blacks still

and its her

i wanna fuck both of em left guard and right guard

they are all related and in dearborn

nooo reminds us of the hospital

perfect airr

big house

i wanna run

lets ruin everything us then too the judge

should i have my kids killed or not

whoa new opportunity

rabai

and amish, left, go in anywhere

they are punching me with dope

hair dryer

as the gas heat

and careese doesnt care

slow

she is it

and guiermo was krystina

dont care go with him too anthony hit her he is him

george mcfly

and is it him him and him

no that is a actual photo

i am not sarcastic

why dont i believe it

go back and ape fuck all the girls oyoou had a truck

and i dunno we took it i know how to build a room

and us a column

and careese mute her

so she does

less shit more free food

they believed them

it is their families too

i never met them either too

they said i got down syndrome from fatima she made sandwhiches they handled all of those infants

and no one else stayed

yeaaaaaaaaa

wow

food free shit i left thats not a marriage

is she that retarded

so he thinks shes gotta go with him

and she did

careese did so did you

and the columns to those men whoa im not that big

i gotta go here

smaller

building

again

leon-we were all the same family and friends i dont care

and tounge in her to freak her fuck her say to him how to come over and fuck her

waiting outside

for him

wtf hes back

just fucked lindita its jordan

church down the road

she lives there my girlfriend

anne marie put on white makeup and her whole face looks like a double chin

cerebral palsy

and

tan arms

and her parents drank the whole time too

and whats with all the clothes girls no we steal your colors off you adn your naked

reversse clothes with colors

switch

whoa

new

omfg these people are pissing me off so much

naked colors

hes a giant bitch again

hit on back of the head

giant nose

mike

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BISYo3dllf0 no youre only gonna want a bird if its half dead

Happy Bird

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x1vtn4Dw-F8 and its us ok

We see our old cartman as his son - South Park

we dress up young

teach us

the judge makes the decision for all of them

thats it

to understand it too

it was sit one there

around them they surround and

open fire

hey cigarettes, lighters, and yea keep em retarded

they stay it

too

them

they all had their own house after mating with a older man too after wrestlnig or becoming a rabai

then downriver all of them grouping get in the river

all pregnant too sit down

and this too we only talk queer

i wanted fish and chips from applebees

i ate a whole thing of crackers

theres no food left again

they all lived all over hey send in sister bethany i left all need a whole house right

and constant food wtf

buffet

all you can eat

stole the truck load

every grocerie store

today

all the trucks come in everyday right with a whole new store each time

of food

go eat all you want

says it

they all did dating each other wtf

giant wedding

gordie howe geordie white

i fucked like 15 girls i dont care

as a old man

and now, 50,000

only thing he wanted to do

ate all day

colleseum roar was for food

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hillary clinton/a headless horseman

cruella deville car can go up those mountain hills

and hide as a tree

no fucking way amanda im going in it

and killing them after

found em again

giants

and killing her with one too to get it

smash in the side

hit the car back

old muscle cars are it

and drag race motor wont break

and that truck can smash ssemis off the cliffs

she said she took out a school credit card

wtf

anne marie

how

she was stealing my books and me in her trunk to die after

she got 500$

to be a pig to do it

then live in a house after she makes a restuarant to scream and be one of those ball table guys

break em guys

boarr

feed me the wild shit

what food is here now

that is their church

we live they die what

these skiing people are giant

marilyn manson wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edcdKLqFGZI dog as big as a coffin

SELAMAT JALAN SNOWEE THE GOLDEN | RIP

they leave their new borns and hey find it dog

breed all of them to do it

that was sadam his wife and osama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0vmyUJSAAM bishops will die now

Bidding farewell to Benedict XVI: Translation to St. Peter's Basilica - Highlights

their priest is their wife

the cardinal is who she inbred with

in her own family

and the pope is their grandmother again

they say it to get sex again

Highlights - 8 - January 2024 Audience to the members of the Diplomatic Corps Pope Francis

hate each one of them

leon says it like him

is part of their church

no i am not

niggers

keep giving them kids at them

i never did

they make noises with their mouth after

ololololoo

their wives go ok

so do their gay sons

and the rest go yea what

and didnt fuck her enough in the room

hey. what?

dad coming over

says it

shoot them all

they are the ministry

and their families

they let us live

well you partied the fuck out of it then chris

she didnt take out a loan

fake college

gay

alive now

she said alive now wtf we can live alive now

and :10 got the most girls ever

250,000 in one day

fingered, fucked, and fled

with 18,000 others

then 290,000,000 women

the next day

fucking all of their heads again

then they all did what they want

they knew a nod meant yes

say they are the womens group like i said

and you already messed it up again

mr i got a house from their fucking jobs

Disney's Craziest Mid-Ride Evacuations #shorts #disneyworld

this is it

evacuate, leave meant it

leave the moms here

points at the ground where

and the moms drug it

we get to leave

they stand there

the moms do

their pastors were boats of guys asking after robbing for the first time hey wanna go with us free food since

dont go to school

who cares attack them

anyone alive and not on dope

and alcohol

cause THEn they fuck them

Santino Marella vs. Honky Tonk Man - Intercontinental Championship Match: Cyber Sunday 2008

you cannot fuck with that honkey tonk

he did show up to school to touch me

the fake italian beaner guy

and showed up in church too

i preformed an exorcism

and saw all that shit

lay 45 down and fuck kids to live

wtf

and lie in the back of church and free food at soup kitchen

and free detroit

live in land

and fuck

wtf whoa honkey tonk get in a truck and drive and live anywhere

im the only one who had information

all they did was drive is someone there

what are they doing

[allsassnoclass]

top 5 vibes? (you can interpret this however u want) -🦥

hi sloth anon!!!! thanks for asking

Top 5 Vibes

that "comfy cozy in bed and i didn't set an alarm the night before so i can laze around as much as i want" vibe

that "mid-afternoon impromptu dance party" vibe

that "peacefully driving home after a long day" vibe

that "listening to the lord of the ring's soundtrack and pretending i'm in a fantasy world" vibe

that "big group hug" vibe

[curseofaphrodite]

sorry i never think about tw i should have put one

There is gonna be caps in that one

UMMM EXCUSE ME? YES YOU TOTALLY COULD GET THOSE GRADES LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BLOG?? EVRYTHING YOU WRITES IS AMAZING AND YOU'RE SO SMART DON'T BRING YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT OR I WILL COME AND ATTACK YOU WITH HUGS 💖. I'M PROUD OF YOU TOO. Thanks for the unicorn i will keep them forever. Here's a sloth for you cause they are so adorable 🦥. Her name is Lex

Yesss can't wait to get out of high school

I have no idea why the fire alarm went off, most teachers think it was a prank because usually we know when there is a drill. But yeah kinda mad at the person who did that

YESS I CAN'T WAIT TO GO AND MISS A WEEK OF SCHOOL 🥰. PLUS MY TEACHER IS AMAZING I LOVE HER SHE'S SO UNDERSTANDING.

Me and my dad are both negative so that's good but my grandpa got it so i'm worried about him but it seems it's not that bad he's feeling quite well.

Aww i'm sorry you didn't have the best week i hope your exams went well <33 and i'm sorry about you neighbor and their family

My mom's been annoying me too let's ditch them and go to Italy together with the whole anon fam

💖💖

Thanks i don't have Amazon prime but my father plan to get it in september to watch the The Lord of the rings series so i'll watch it then i think

⏳ anon

SHJDJSHD okay im flattered and i do fairly okay in literature but I unfortunately took biomaths so i cant go "y/n and peter meets at cos theta cafe across the 90 degree angle bar" i- i do wanna do that tho sue everyone.

okay if thats a prank thats a very messed up one and i hope that person STEPS ON NOT ONE, but TWO legos. they deserve it. and oh about the prime, if you are okay with not so legal options ill give you suggestions 😩 and yess excited/horrified about the new lord of the rings. i hope they do it justice!!

STAN YOUR TEACHER !!!

im happy you're both negative and i wish your grandpa a very speedy recovery <3

SUE MOMS LETS RUN OFF WITH THE TUMBLR FAM YASSS!! we can go to italy and STAY.

also bestie im in a shopping problem. which color is better? midnight blue or light pink?? askin you cause i trust your opinion 💌

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

The Seven Deadly Sins:

King Lucifer Morningstar

Sin: Pride 😏🪞

App: Lucimaster

King Asmodeus

Sin: Lust 💕💋

App: Lustinder

Nationality: African-American

Queen Bee-lzebub

Sin: Gluttony 🍔🍻

App: Bee Eats

Nationality: American 🇺🇸

King Mammon: (2x06)

Sin: Greed 💰🤑

App: Moneymaker Bank

Nationality: Australian 🇦🇺

Queen Belphegor (TBA)

Sin: Sloth 🦥 💤

App: Sleepy Pillz

King Leviathan (TBA)

Sin: Envy 😤‼️

App: NV

King Satan (TBA)

Sin: Wrath 🤬🏜️

App: Satan’s Workouts

Other:

Maps >>> probably a connection to get to and from the respective rings the user wants to go to (if they’re not a Goetia or succumbus — with the help of an Asmodean Crystal — who have the ability to portal somewhere)

[allsassnoclass]

hello! congrats on reaching your follower milestone! could i request the prompt "The intimacy of feeling someone’s warmth through their clothes when you hug" for roylum? also i would love a picture of your dog if you have any to spare! 🦥

hello sloth anon! your penny pics were posted a few weeks ago here, and now here is the prompt!

roylum: the intimacy of feeling someone’s warmth through their clothes when you hug

The sun is just about to set on the horizon when Calum finally waves goodbye to his taxi driver, safe on his front stoop after a long day of trying to get here.  His backpack rests heavy on his shoulders, his suitcase near-bursting at his side, and his stomach chooses that moment to give an unsubtle rumble.

He needs to eat something for dinner and sleep for about five weeks.  First, though, he needs to get inside.

The front entryway is dim, even with the large windows positioned to let in as much sunlight as possible.  Calum drops his backpack with a thunk, pushing his suitcase to the side and kicking off his slides haphazardly in the pile of other shoes left near the door.  He strains his ears for any signs of life, and after a moment the silence is broken by the skitter of Duke's nails on the floor and the jingle of his dog tags.

Man, he's missed his dog.  He saw him less than a month ago, before they went to England to start the album promo cycle, but it still feels like too long.

Duke starts barking before he rounds the corner, the howl that seems too low for his small body filling the air and Calum's heart, and Calum is right there to scoop him into his arms when he finally comes into view.

"Hey buddy," he says, sinking to the floor, Duke wriggling too much to keep a hold of.  He howls again, entire body vibrating with the force of his wagging tail, and Calum laughs, holding his head in place so he can kiss the top of it.

"I've missed you, too.  I'm back until November, and I'm going to spend every single second of it with you.  Yes I am!  Are you excited?  Isn't that exciting?"

Duke howls in agreement.  Calum laughs, scratching his fingers all along his sides, pausing once he finds the ticklish spot that makes Duke thump his leg.

"Duke?" Roy calls from somewhere down the hall, probably his bedroom.  Calum's grin doubles in size.  He kisses Duke's head again and Duke lunges at his face with his tongue out, catching Calum on the chin.  He laughs again, tilting his head back so he doesn't get dog slobber in his mouth.

Roy rounds the corner then, taking out his wireless earbuds as he does.  He's wearing a worn, oversized shirt that Calum is pretty sure used to be his, and there's a ring of pink around the collar from where his hair dye has bled.  Calum can't wait to see if the shower is still red, too.  He pauses when he sees Calum, then smiles.

"You should've called me to pick you up," he says, dropping to the floor next to him.  Duke spins around himself in the miniscule space between them, yowling again.

"With LA traffic?  Taking an airport taxi got me home faster.  I'm so fucking sick of airports."

Roy lets out a laugh, their fingers bumping together as they both pet Duke.

"The price of being a world-famous musician," he says.  "Speaking of, congrats on the album.  It's fucking sick."

"You too," Calum says, knocking their knees together.  Duke jumps over them and does a lap around them, skittering away when Roy reaches for him again.  He stares at them expectantly, tail wagging.

"I haven't fed him yet.  I think he was waiting for you," Roy says.  Calum sighs and stands, knees cracking.

"Better get him something, then.  I still need to eat, too."

"I can throw something together," Roy says, taking Calum's outstretched hand to help himself up.  "I haven't had dinner yet, either."

"Family meal," Calum hums.  He gets two steps towards the kitchen before Roy's hand tugs him back, his wiry arms wrapping around Calum's waist.  Calum fits himself against him easily, arms over Roy's shoulders, Roy's face tucked near his neck.

Calum loves the way that they fit together.  Roy is all lithe lines and sharp angles, but Calum easily molds to him, ribs slotting alongside each other and grip tight.  Roy is warm, body heat seeping through his threadbare shirt and Calum's travel tee, and Calum's sigh releases some of the aching exhaustion brought on by a day of travel, relaxing against him.

Duke whines.

"I'm allowed to hug Calum, too," Roy huffs.  Calum can imagine his playful glare at the dog.

"There's enough of me to share," he says.  Roy's hair tickles his cheek as he tilts his face down, lips landing on the juncture between Calum's neck and shoulder like a brand.

Duke barks twice.

"Give me a moment, buddy," Calum says.  Roy adjust his grip, holding him even closer, if possible.

In a minute, Calum will let go to feed his dog, and he and Roy will find something for themselves to eat for dinner.  They'll spend the night catching up on the albums and concerts and interviews of the past few weeks, then they'll both head to bed, where Calum will be able to fall asleep next to him for the first time in too long.  For now, though, Calum continues to hug him, wrapped up in the feeling of home.

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

🩵 Stolas of the Ars Goetia 🩵

VO(s):

Bryce Pinkham (main series)

Brock Baker (pilot episode)

Theme song(s):

AU:

Legs - Myrah Marie (🤣)

Canon:

Owl in a Cage

Goals:

• To undo Stella’s abuse — that she had inflicted on Stolas for 17 years straight — and to overcome his hardships and insecurities before or during a heathy and stable relationship (most likely with Blitz at the end of S2)

• To be in a healthy relationship with Blitz and have him become his official boyfriend (and hopefully marry him one day later down the track)

Timeline: S2 finale >>> Stolitz are dating at the end, then they HAVE to get married in S3 😂 (theory)

• To stop taking antidepressants and have happy and fulfilled life the way he wants it

• To divorce Stella (ongoing)

* try to give Octavia a normal life (post divorce)

Fave quote:

“Oh, I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly."

―Stolas, telling off Striker about the giant statue of himself in 2x04

Basics:

Status: Alive

* But in recovering in hospital after his near-death experience (NDE) and encounter with Striker 💔

Zodiac sign: Libra ♎️ (theorised)

Nationality: Standard English 🇬🇧

Style of speech: Sophisticated

Species: Demon (owl)

* Human (disguise)

(Also can technically turn into any of Hell’s race of his choosing with magical abilities)

Sexuality: Gay 🏳️‍🌈 (not confirmed yet)

Type: Feminine 💅

Height: 11ft tall

Sex: Male

Rings (residing):

• Imp City >>> Pride 😈

* Born and raised in the Goetia Mansion

• Hospital >>> Sloth 🦥 (currently)

Type of kisser: Gentle

* However in 2x01 when Stolas and reunited, as adults, Blitz set the tone of sex, pretty much told him that he liked it rough under the guise of being there for the grimoire

Sex type: Submissive

* Secretly is a switch, Stolas the potential of being a top (dominant) with future partners, if it’s not Blitz in later episodes, after he lets him go via the Asmodean Crystal so not to be tied to him

Age(s):

11 or 12 years old in 2x01 “The Circus” and was betrothed to Stella at that age (flashback)

Teenager >>> when Octavia was born

30 years old (and possibly may be 5 or 6 years older than Blitz)

RP (Tixel):

30 years old >>> exposition >>> (Chapter 2: Outcast)

36 years old >>> 6 years >>> (Chapter 3: Dead to Me)

46 years old >>> 10 years >>> (Chapter 9: Crossovers)

Flaws:

• PTSD / NDE sufferer

* Mostly likely from Stella’s abuse for the last 17 years straight and, on top of that, having to deal with the fact that Stolas had 1) a near-death experience in 2x04 and 2) his wife’s mariticide, in a round about way, through Striker, was the entire reason why he was why he went to hospital

• Alcoholic (selectively)

* 2x01 >>> drank a whole bottle of absinthe (the REALLY strong stuff)

* 1x07 >>> drank alcohol until he was numb from his feelings and threw it up before actually blacked out after his unsuccessful “date” and being rejected

• Cheater (due to the fact that Stolas wasn’t never in love with Stella and had endure her abuse for 17 years)

* Bedmate: Blitz (via business >>> hopefully it will turn into something more personal than that at the end of S2, when they will become an official couple)

• Suffering from depression

* takes antidepressants just to help him cope (most likely from having to live with Stella’s abuse for 17 years straight and from the lack of romantic love)

• Kidnapped and stabbed by Striker in 2x04

* Enough to go to the hospital in the Sloth ring

• Attracted to men who are dysfunctional

• People pleaser

• Daddy issues

• Smoker

• Simp for Blitz (S1 - 2x04)

* what’s gonna happen after 2x05 onwards?

💜 Domestic Violence 💜

Abusers:

* Stella (psychologically, emotionally, physically)

* King Paimon (physical abuse & neglect)

* Andrealpus (TBA)

Abuse:

Physically - Seen in 2x01 when Stella was about to hit Stolas, which probably means she had done it in the past during their marriage)

Mentally - Stella would always find ways to humiliate, name call, and / or even threaten Stolas to just to make him feel unloved towards himself and others around him (hence why he was so “clingy” with Blitz in S1 because he was deprived of love, all thanks to Stella and his family for thinking about how pathetic he was etc 🥺)

* I would also have said withholding affection is another form of abuse, but it’s hard in THIS situation, because Stolas is gay (so, of course, he doesn’t love Stella romantically; not even if she was a male; (because that’s not how it works) and the feeling is mutual but not because of her sexuality but because she just genuinely hates him that much, you don’t abuse someone that you care for (friend or romantically)

Emotionally - Stella criticised heavily on Stolas and would find every single flaw that was “wrong” with him and would always be in control of the relationship by belittling him and making himself feel unworthy

* She could care less about his feelings unless it affected the Goetia family and its status (more so, the only thing she cared about was the fact that Stolas was cheating on her with someone as “common” as Blitz)

Other:

Abuser:

Striker (on behalf of Stella)

Status: Captor (formerly)

Abuse:

Physically tortured

* Broken ribs (?)

* Broken artery

* Broken arm

* Broken leg

Strengths:

• Vulnerability - Stolas is definitely a lot more emotionally available and open minded than Blitz which is seen canonically at the end of 2x04 to have their relationship to at least be somewhat amicable by resolving what happened at Ozzie’s

• Literacy

* Unlike Blitz Stolas’s strength is education and can read — which is one of his favourite things to do actually, so there you go — and write without any problems as well as he enjoys researching about something he doesn’t know and wants to learn more

(When Stolitz end up together Stolas could easily help Blitz with his grammatical errors, if allowed to and if it was not rejected)

• Strong vocabulary

* Stolas has a extensive vocabulary that Blitz might not understand — with something as simple as “grimoire” in 1x01 — or may have to use layman’s terms when explaining something, especially if he’s passionate about the topic, that is beyond comprehension for anyone in the conversation

• Witticisms

* Blitz Buckzo (2x02)

Even though though it was under the guise of comedic “husbandly banter” there was still some tension — from the night of Ozzie’s — between Stolas and Blitz which is in regards to the ongoing issue they have

Hostile:

* Striker (2x04)

Whilst Stolas was making wisecracks at Striker’s expense it was done out of comedic mockery and his indifference to being kidnapped — as if he was expecting it to happen 🤣 — before, pretty much, becoming Blitz 2.0 through his arrogance

* Which soon quickly shifted to sounding dangerously protective after Striker mentioned Octavia and announced that Stolas would kill him he harmed her

* Stella (ongoing)

Stolas’s barbs towards Stella is comedic, savage, and can oftentimes be a bit childish. Like calling her out — in 2x02 — for not “knowing” how to spell because he had never seen her read

• Storytelling

* Stolas has a captivating and paternalistic voice for narration (confirmed in 2x02 when telling young Octavia about Astaroth’s Tears)

• Knows how to diffuse a situation (specifically for political issues)

Weaknesses:

• Dealing with his emotions (it’s not that Stolas doesn’t want to deal with his emotions; it’s just that he doesn’t know how to after 17 years of emotional abuse (among other forms of abuse) and Stella not allowing him to; as all bullies do and enjoy the torment of their victims)

* Although, unlike Blitz, Stolas would either go to a therapist or talk about he’s feeling to someone he trusts, like his daughter

• Emotionally dependent (ongoing)

* In season 2, Stolas in the process of working on himself (and getting ready to go through with the divorce) and won’t tolerate being the victim anymore — especially after doing it for 17 years — whether it’s coming from Stella (abuse) or Blitz (disrespect)

Paternalism - Stolas may have a lot of trauma via his marriage with Stella (and going so far to cheat on her for the sake of his sexuality and getaway from the constant abuse) because they’re relationship isn’t great, doesn’t mean he’s NOT a great dad for Octavia (for the most part >>> NOT counting the episode “Loo Loo Land”)

* For the most part why I think that Stolas hadn’t left Stella — 17 years ago — was because of Octavia and feeling obligated (probably was and hassled and pressurised by the Goetia family) to keep both parents together for the sake of their daughter regardless the of her age (until 2x01 when Stolas demanded that he and Stella get THE DIVORCE ™️ regardless

• Unconditional love

* Similar to the one above but an extension of that would be to Stolas’s friends and family (his daughter), but, most importantly, this strength would be ideal for his future partner — Blitz — if he had all these things negative going on, the latter would just be able to fight back with love, kindness, support, and positivity

• Advocacy - Recently, at the very start of S2, we can clearly see that Stolas is advocating for himself in 2x01, as opposed to S1; where he was, pretty much, a walking doormat and would be timid of Stella (which is to be expected in a domestic violence situation)

• Octavia - Striker stated in 2x04 that he had struck a nerve with Stolas when his daughter was brought up, after he had threatened to harm her, so this could potentially be a weakness for him in the future (if he’s tied up physically and can’t do anything except for mouthing off at the latter 😂)

• Being taken advantage of by his kindness and / or status (ie: 2x01 when Blitz slept with Stolas for his grimoire)

• Prone to (despite being a powerful Goetia):

Ranged weapons:

• Carmine-Crafted Blessing-Tipped Rifle

• Blessed Revolvers with holy bullets

Melee:

• Blessed knife

Other:

• Blessed rope

Relationship Type:

Monogamous; ideally wants to settle down with someone, *coughs* Blitz, that he actually loves 

I think given the chance, Stolas could give up his monogamy for the likes of Blitz, who’s polyamorous, and other people that he may be sexually attracted to

* Also it’s been confirmed that Viv does actually love her yaoi (Japanese translation: gay men) relationships

Romantic interest(s):

• Blitz(o) (both as a child and as an adult)

Although he HAS shown canonically some indications that he MAY have feelings for Stolas in return but hasn’t acknowledged yet

Due to their positions in the hierarchy; which they’d have to deal with first before getting together among a few other things that is unacknowledged (which is why I say for now 😈)

Status:

* Stuck in a situationship (currently)

Definition: A romantic relationship that is or remains undefined (most likely due to a lack of communication & commitment issues or something else going on)

* Boyfriend (?) >>> 2x12

Seen in a leaked clip of Blitz being openly affectionate with Stolas — definitely more on a boyfriend level than anything else we’ve witnessed before — when he was repelled backwards from Octavia’s magical outburst

AU & RP:

• Francois DuPont (OC)

Status: Transition from Blitz and to Thunder

• Thunder Howler (OC)

Status: Boyfriend >>> future husband

• Corvo (RP) >>> Tixel

* Status: Sexually attracted

• Hound (rebound)

Status: RP

• Angel Dust (FWB)

* Best gay friend

* Coworker

Other:

• Husk

* Just because my former rp partner couldn’t STAND Stolitz and forced Stolas to be with someone else other than Blitz 🙄

Likes:

• Flirting with Blitz

* his jokes >>> confirmed in 2x01 & 2x02

• Flirting with Striker mockingly (2x04)

• His daughter (familial way)

• Having sex with Blitz

• Watching soap operas

• Listening to songs

• Reading books

• Eating rats

• Gardening

Other (AU & RP):

• RuPaul’s Drag Race

* introduced by Thunder to help Stolas heal from his heartbreak to Blitz (and the show is very LGBTQIA+ friendly so it’s perfect 😂)

• Spending time with his husband either sexually or domestically (whether it’s Thunder or Blitz 😏)

• T.J. asking Stolas to tell her a story about how her parents “love story” came to be

• Flirting with Thunder (“rebound”)

• Flirting with Corvo

Dislikes:

• Profanity

* Apparently not according to 2x04 where Stolas was pulling a Blitz 2.0 (and even cussed him out) 🤣

• Andrealpus (his (ex) brother-in-law)

• I.M.P. being careless on Earth

• Stella’s temper & insults

• Octavia being upset

• Blitz being in danger

• Being lonely

Occupation(s):

• Host of Moon Harvest Festival

• Prince of the Ars Goetia

• Benefactor of I.M.P (formerly >>> TBA)

Other (AU & RP):

• Employee at Porn Studios

* due to heartbreak from Blitz not responding about visiting Stolas in hospital as well as the near-death experience (NDE) he had in 2x04

• King of the Ars Goetia (with Blitz alongside him)

• Florist assistant & gardener (helps Thunder out)

• Benefactor to Thunder’s unnamed band

• Co-ownership of I.M.P (alongside Blitz)

• Investor for I.M.P (part time job)

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Family: (CC)

Mother: Queen Octavia of the Ars Goetia (Sr) (✝️)

Daughter: Octavia of the Ars Goetia (Jr)

AU:

Husband: Blitz Buckzo Ars Goetia

(adoptive) Daughter: Loona Buckzo Ars Goetia

Daughter: T.J. of the Ars Goetia (OC)

Mother-in-law: Tilla Buckzo (Sr) (✝️)

Other:

Surrogate brother-in-law: Moxxie Knolastname

Baby mama: Millie Knolastname

Sister: Calitzzo of the Ars Goetia >>> RP

Brother-in-law: Deko of the Ars Goetia

Nephew: TBA

Nephew: Nero Elderitch >>> RP

Estranged family:

Ex-brother-in-law: Marquis Andrealphus (TBA)

Father: King Paimon of the Ars Goetia

Ex-wife: Marchioness Stella (TBA)

Father-in-law: Cash Buckzo

Sister-in-law: Barbie Wire

RP (Tixel):

• Axel x T.J. = Tixel

(1#) Son-in-law: Rimon Shiv (invalid)

Granddaughter: Azrael Shiv

Grandson: Shiv AKA “Vish”

(2#) Son-in-law: Axel of the Ars Goetia

Grandson: Axel “A.J.” Junior of the Ars Goetia

Deadname: Angel

Granddaughter: Abria of the Ars Goetia

• Vampiric name: Ria

• Pronounced: Aria

(adoptive) Son: Nikolas Buckzo-Mayday (via Blitz)

Granddaughter-in-law: Snow Dust of the Ars Goetia (via his grandson A.J.)

Grandson-in-law: Samael Beaufoy (via his granddaughter Aria)

Great-grandson: Claudius Beaufoy of the Ars Goetia

RP 2# (Sterosika):

• Stuart x Verosika = Sterosika

Status: Discontinued

Son-in-law: Asmodeus (betrothed in exchange for information about Valentino the father of Hope after his violation against T.J.)

Granddaughter: Hope of the Ars Goetia (✝️)

Status: Resurrected by Nurgle

Coparents: Verosika & Stuart (for T.J.)

RP 3# (Blitzika):

• Blitz x Verosika = Blitzika (before breakup)

Status: Discontinued

Coparent: Blitz (for Loona)

Status: Deceased; died as a hero (✝️)

• Stolas had not only asked Blitz to adopt Octavia — not wanting her to be in Stella’s custody — but also had asked him not to tell anyone about his self-sacrifice

Other:

Nephew/adoptive son: Nero Elderitch

Brother: Lunar of the Ars Goetia

Niece: Nimona of the Ars Goetia

Sister: Calitzzo of the Ars Goetia

Brother-in-law: Deko of the Ars Goetia

Nephew: TBA

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Enemies:

• Imp assassins (1x02)

* My theory is that Stella hired them to kill Stolas in the episode “Loo Loo Land” especially since she was furious for finding out about her husband having sex with Blitz. I really wouldn’t put it past her at this point; she started in 2x04 both that she hated the latter and wanted him dead

• Striker (attempted assailant)

* Moonlight Harvest Festival (unharmed)

* Western Energy (near death experience 🏥)

• D.H.O.R.K.S agents

• Andrealpus

• Stella

Other:

Blitz Buckzo (former “transactional affair” >>> TBA )

* I have the deepest feeling Stolas that will end his adulterous relationship with Blitz; both due to heartbreak and his also near death experience (NDE) tend to prioritise life and get affairs in order.

Which could look like that as well as having the courage to go through with his and Stella’s divorce and build a healthy relationship with Octavia etc

Not to mention he had already planned to obtain an Asmodean Crystal from Asmodeus in 3 days time, which is now. obviously, postponed — definitely going to be more than 3 days — unless the meeting was held in Stolas’s hospital room or over text/phone call 🤣

• Employees of I.M.P (acquainted, one time bodyguards)

• Mister Butler (former family butler)

• Striker (attempted assassination)

• Asmodeus (acquaintance)

• Unnamed bodyguards

• Fizzarolli (acquainted)

• St An’s hospital staff

AU:

• Psychologist

* To help Stolas deal with his NDE — near death experience — and the traumatic event, behind what happened, and other personal issues like his insecurities that were caused by Stella during their marriage of 17 years and the fact that he’s still in love (?) with someone who is emotionally unavailable

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Nicknames:

• Stols (2x02 >>> when Blitz was texting Millie 😈)

* Not sure if it was intentional — because he has secret feelings for him — or for the fact that Blitz doesn’t / didn’t know how to spell “Stolas” 😂

(Could the nickname potentially be set as his contact when — confirmed at the end of S2 — Stolitz start dating? ie: “🩵🦉Stols 🩵🦉” or something?)

• Blitzy ❤️ (in Stolas’s contacts)

* The nickname in his contacts may change to something as simple as just “Blitz” — showing his caution & respect — post 2x04 , due to Stolas protecting his feelings in future and becoming strictly platonic only until told otherwise (that the feelings were indeed reciprocal)

• Creepy Mouth AKA One Night Stand Bird Dick (as Blitz’s contacts >>> in the pilot episode)

• Young Prince (by Mister Butler)

• My Dark Lord (by Asmodeus)

• Your Highness (by Moxxie)

• The Owl Boy (by Paimon)

• Sir (by his bodyguards)

• Bitch (by Blitz)

* Buddy (2x04)

* Stolas (mainly)

• Feathers (by Striker)

* Ditzy Blueblood (to Blitz about Stolas)

* Your lanky bird

• C**t (by Stella)

* Fuckish Imp Face Sucker

• Dad (by Octavia)

* Daddy (by young Octavia)

AU:

• Daddy (by Blitz especially when engaged in sexual activity with Stolas and feels like a bottom 😈)

• Feather-brain (by Blitz)

• Stolsy 😂🤣😆

• Jet-Vac 🤣

• Birdbrain

• Big Bird

• Prince-y

• Birdie

RP:

• Dad (by Loona & T.J.)

* More so in front of Thunder, to piss him off, by calling Stolas & Blitz their paternal name but call the former’s biological father by his actual name 😈 😂

• D&D (to Stolas and Blitz by T.J.)

— Dad & Dad

• G&G (to Stolas and Blitz by their grandchildren; Aria and A.J.)

— Grandad & Grandad

• Medusa (by Royce)

* And any other disrespectful denizen of Hell

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Abilities:

Skillset:

• Musical talent

* Singing

• Gardening

• Drawing

Unique:

* Portal creation - Stolas can create portals (as any other Goetia can) without the help of his grimoire which can be seen in “Truth Seekers”, “Seeing Stars” and “Ozzie’s” as a prime example

• Reanimation - meaning Stolas can selectively, depending who it is, bring people back to life after being killed

• Electrokinesis

* Petrification

* Possession

* Telekinesis

Natural:

* Demon transformation

* Human shapeshifting

* Flexible head

Other:

Caws - When agitated or doesn’t like something as seen in 2x01 “The Circus” when Stella had badmouthed Stolas

Squawks - similar to a cockatiel when surprised seen in 2x04 when Striker aggressively grabbed Stolas by the back of his head

Hoots - when laughing at something or someone’s joke seen in 2x01 & 2x02 both times with Blitz

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Appearance / personality:

Stolas is tall and slender with a heart shaped facial disk (similar to an owl) and small black, slightly curved, beak. He has two pairs of almond-shaped red eyes, one set atop the other, with no visible irises or pupils, albeit white highlights do occasionally appear when he is excited. (On a side note, he also does wear guyliner mascara)

He has gray-blue feathers, which gradients to dark gray-blue on his head and long, plume-like tail. He has a lighter gray-blue puff of fur on his chest. His limbs are long, thin, and black, and his feet are tipped with owl claws.

Although he frequently changes clothes, Stolas is often seen wearing a deep red tunic with six linked golden buttons down the breast, and beige breeches.

He accessorizes with a feathery tophat that features a regal gold crown encircling it, as well as a long burgundy cape, tattered at the hemline, with a plush ermine-look fur collar, and long black gloves with white feathered trims at the elbows.

Human form:

In Stolas’s human disguise, he has light white skin. His hair is a light grey. His sclerae are white yet retain the red irises.

His outfit changes (form his regalia when in demon form) to a red tunic with greyish puffy sleeves and a red bow tie

Accessories:

• Red shades (in reference to his top set of eyes / brows when in his normal owlish form)

• Red bow tie

Demon form:

Stolas in his demonic form is black and red, and slightly larger than he is in his standard form. Everything else changes except for his eyes which pretty much stay the same

When he opens his beak he has more demonic-like sharp teeth and a prominent forked tongue

1x06 >>> Truth Seekers:

2x02 >>> Seeing Stars:

How would you describe Stolas’s personality?

Adult:

• Closeted (🏳️‍🌈 S1 🏳️‍🌈)

* Minus the fact whole secrecy thing; because Stella knows about Stolas having an affair (just he hasn’t come out yet to the public and say ‘I’m gay’)

• Controlled (S1)

* Had allowed Stella to not only bully Stolas — for the last 17 years — but also let her practically wear the pants of their relationship for the last 17 years

• Mature (selectively)

* But he can also become childish when it comes to his hostile relationship with Stella which had been seen in both 2x02 & 2x04

• Out of the closet (S2)

* Which looks like Stolas’s divorce from Stella is finalised and enters a new relationship with Blitz

• Assertive (S2)

* Stolas is continuously standing up for himself with, Stella, Blitz and now Andrealpus

• Blitz 2.0 >>> from being kidnapped by Striker in 2x04

• Protective (especially when it comes to his daughter)

• Husbandly >>> characteristics used on Blitz 2x02

• Expressive (facial expressions)

• Hopeless romantic

• Overly flirtatious

• Paternalistic

• Awkward

• Sensitive

• Oblivious

Other (uncharacteristic):

• Calculated

When Striker was close enough to him to be at his level, Stolas kicked him backwards, which was probably the only thing he could physically do, since his torso was restricted but not his legs

(I think if Striker came back — if he’s not dead that is — and tried to attempt to kill his target again, he’d probably use blessed rope on his torso and legs and learning his lesson from the last time)

• Hostile >>> in 2x04 Stolas promised he’d “destroy” his captor if Striker if he went anywhere near Octavia

* Also used his aggression as a last resort towards the D.H.O.R.K.S agents when I.M.P we’re captured by them in 1x06 and most importantly, to him, when he saw Blitz was in danger

• Indifferent

* To protect his feelings Stolas, post 2x04, — so 2x05 onwards — will most likely be emotionless when interacting with Blitz, temporarily, until they can be on the same page of emotion availability, which probably won’t happen until 2x12 when they come together

• Flirtatious (disrespectful)

* Whilst Stolas was somewhat flirting with Striker he also was doing it in a mocking way and had always compared him to Blitz by saying that he was better, rougher, and goes in so much deeper than that

• Arrogant

* When Stolas can’t do anything, like use magic or physically fight back — because of blessed rope — he makes up for mouthing off arrogantly and pretty much gives Blitz a run for his money 🤣

• Promiscuous (theorised)

* Most likely after Stolas ends his affair with Blitz and wants to dabble with his sexuality and get better at his bedroom performance by having different partners

• Dominant (2x02)

* With Stolas’s newfound assertiveness, he can now potentially become dominant when it comes to sex

• Ballsy (S2)

* Stolas began to become feisty shortly after Stella moved out (and most likely continue post divorce too)

• Insightful (sometimes)

Child:

• Determined

• Cheerful

• Positive

• Playful

• Naive

• Nerdy

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Trivia:

• Stolas and Blitz’s “passionate fornication” lands on every 14th month

• In 2x02 “Seeing Stars” Stolas had picked out sunglasses and puts them on the top of his head in reference to his two sets of eyes when in his normal (demonic) owlish form

• In 2x04 Andrealpus expected Stolas to compensate (🙄) Stella for cheating on her

* Stolas’s Lock Screen is a picture of himself and Octavia as a child (common knowledge he’d do anything for his daughter, was even to the point of threatening to kill Striker if he laid a hand on her 🥹)

A reminder was set on his phone for “Deal @ Ozzie’s” in 3 days time (I have a strong theory that this is correlated with the Asmodean Crystal that Blitz is seen with on his desk resting in front of him in a sneak peek of the episode that includes Barbie & I.M.P)

* At the end of the episode it was shown that Stolas — a couple texts ago — wanted to resolve the issue that happened at Ozzie’s with Blitz (who isn’t ready to address the problem yet) by suggesting that he doesn't need to have sex with him to keep his grimoire, or let him keep it for longer, but he deeply wishes to see him again, yet Blitz’s responses make him seem indifferent.

Despite everything that happened between them at Ozzie’s Stolas texted Blitz saying that he’d be in hospital for a while due to recovery (probably for the next two episodes) but he could visit him

* Now, you don’t say invite someone to visit you in hospital, if you don’t want anything to do with them . This means that Stolas holding out for Blitz just that little bit longer, and is giving him the benefit of the doubt (but not for very much longer, I suspect, the more the latter gets stabbed in the heart — pun intended — the more he will most likely come to a conclusion that their relationship isn’t going to happen and will, hopefully, find someone who will love him)

* This episode was the most Stolas had swore than usual (actually now that I think about it he probably had cussed Blitz out with the amount he was doing 🤣)

• Stolas only calls Blitz by his preferred name out of either seriousness or appreciation

• Had M&M not came in time, Stolas’s last words would have been “Blitz” 😭

S2:

2x05

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2x06

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2x07

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2x08

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2x09

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2x10

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2x11

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2x12 (finale)

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