#riddle team

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Riddler: *hires the most steryotipical obvious mean lesbians he can find*

Matches "Bruce" Malone: It's not Selina's fault that you need to pay your henchgirls to go on a date with you. She invited me and I came. I imagine you tried the same but they can't tolarate you for free.

Riddler: Is not that deep.

Matches: *sarcastically*Sure, pal.

Riddler: They are lesbians.

Matches: *laughs* Oh yeah? That's what you tell yourself at night?

Riddler: No? That's just reality. They are the lesbianest lesbians I ever met. And they are also clearly dating each other.

Matches: Or they are just good friends and you can't accept woman don't like you.

Riddler: I met then at a gay bdsm club. They hanged a huge lesbian flag at my main headquarter without permision may I add and they are ALWAYS making out. I'm pretty sure they are a lesbian couple.

Matches: Yeah, sure. I would love to hear more of your fanfiction but me and the lady have better things to do.

[later that same week]

Batman "Bruce" : *entering Riddler's headquarter/wherehouse* You are going to Arkham, Riddler.

Riddler: *sitting annoyed in a corner doing crosswords and trying to pointedly ignore Query and Echo making out in from of a comically large lesbian flag who is both clashing with the rest of the green question mark decor and covering a huge part of it* Fucking finally! If I had to thrid wheel this two for even another second I would personally walk all the way back to Arkham and hope our old pal Jeremiah throwed the key away.

Query: Stop being so whinny, boss, it was just a quick make out session.

Riddler: Quick? You two are going on for over three hours!!!!

Query: Really, boss, you are being drama-

Echo: *looks at Query, than at the clock and shakes her head*

Query: Shit! Really?

Echo: Yeah. Wild right? *to Riddler* Sorry, Eds, we lost the time a little bit.

Riddler: *sarcastically* I noticed.

Batman: *akwardly remembering their party conversation* uh... Arkham?

Riddler: Not really, sorry for the lack of fun, I promise a better game next time. *green smoke* *dramatic escapade* Girls?

Echo: Coming. Diedre is just giving me a good luck kiss.

Riddler: If you go to jail because you can't not kiss for a minute I'm not bailing you out.

Query: That's homophobic!

[later that night]

Brucie "Bruce" Wayne: Wait... what the fuck was Riddler doing at a bdsm gay bar to begin with?

[egophiliac]

YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!

seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)

[azuronel]

my predictions for the end of book 7

EDIT: part two here

[terristre]

🔵❤️🔔♠️🔴

[ryllen]

kiss him a little

before sending him to war

[eynnwwyjth]

Overblots: Talking about feelings is important.

Yuu: ....

Overblots: I won’t do it, but you definitely should. You seem a tad bit stressed.

[doremimosasol]

SWEATY AFTER A QUIDDITCH GAME, FRUSTRATED AND STORMING INTO YOUR DORM ROOM

YES? YES

[finalgirllx]

good morning❄️

take a quidditch player mattheo riddle <3

[blondwhxrewrites]

Ahem

Dearest gentlereaders

I'd like to cordially introduce you to our newest addition of our finest of readers, Tom Riddles beloved—Dearest.

I hope you all come to enjoy her as much as I do as I introduce her(you) to this wonderful, dark, world of Tom Marvolo Riddle.

[crystallizsch]

HELP ME RIDDLE IS SO CUTE I WANNA CUDDLE HIM AND SQUISH HIS CHEEKS AND AND AND

and jamil is here too i guess

whys he. whys he looking at me like that

[mintybytes]

so I heard en is getting the beach cards soon? 👀

I made a mini beach collection recently to welcome the warmer weather, hopefully it grants me luck 😌✨

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I made the Riddle Team (or how I envision them on my AUverse) on Picrew:

Nina Damfino, Echo

Diedre Vance, Query

Edward Nygma, Riddler

[cerealmonster15]

every time I see this meme I think of Them

[reflingthefox]

“What the hell are you talking about?” Grian asked, voice steely. “Tell who what? And how the hell did this happen? …And what are you wearing? ” 

“Please, Grian, I can explain!” Jimmy’s voice was thin and breathy. 

Before he could stop him, Tango stepped out from behind him, placing himself between Jimmy and Grian. 

“It’s my fault, not Jimmy’s,” he said. “Blame me.”

Another of my works for @hermitshippingbigbang event arrives, and this time, it's t he illustration I've had an honor to make for @masque-of-plague's amazing fic! Check it out here!

Whoo boy. This piece was long in making, almost as long in waiting (think the autumn of last year!) and I'm pretty sure I've arrived at the end the different person than the Ref who started it. Totally worth it. And, ranchers the best.

Enjoy - and don't forget to check the event board!

[strangeharbor]

rare meme breaching discord containment for @therealvinelle

(marvolard sounds like something you have on the edge of your dinner plate and refuse to eat)

[whirlybirbs]

i rest easy knowing no one would ever bind and sell my fics because they’re all terminally incomplete <3