#rich people get everything

[possession1981-moving]

something about opulent gothic-inspired bathrooms is soooooooooo 🖤 like when bestie and i went to london to see monsta x in 2019 we stayed in this beautiful townhouse in chelsea because bestie’s friend from back in zimbabwe lived there with her friend whose family had generational wealth and they rented one of the rooms as an airbnb normally but they let us stay for free and anyways the en-suite bathroom we used was so soooooooo nice like just giant and kinda dark and just ever so slightly run down looking and the sink was literally golden i kid you not and this huge clawfoot bathtub it was crazy. i felt like i was visiting the addams family.

[sleepy-grav3]

We Became Heroes Because You Didn't

The Justice League don't specialize in much. If you ask them, they'd say otherwise. Unless they're one of the Bats, because they acknowledge that, especially with magic. They hate it, but they have connections and will at least ask for more details to deal with the situation at hand. Though they'll need proof.

That's the thing really. Proof. Because how are you going to get proof of something if everything gets repaired by the end? Or maybe you're the villain here according to the public. Or maybe everything you say is just plain crazy that nobody even knows what's going on from the start!

It was only when another group was formed when everything became clear. They were frowned upon, unknown, spoke nonsense, and never asked for help. They were the survivors that played hero. They were the shadowed version of the Justice League.

They were Justice League: Dark

A fanfic (or multiple small ones grouped together?) that isn't really about them joining forces, but more about the discovery of more dangerous territory that's being handled by kids/teens. Lift some weight for these kids. They really want a safe net by now in their hero careers.

Like- maybe a few of these wouldn't be the JL's fault. Maybe it was the government (at least for the US). Like Danny Phantom and Gravity Falls mentions the government, maybe they blocked off those regions from outside connections.

I feel like it would be funny if maybe Constantine just ends up collecting kids like Batman with his.

They're just kids! Itty bitty toddlers. It's supposed to be our job to take care o' that shit, ain't it?

And JLD now has a bunch of young professionals cause what the fuck, kid. Why do you know this??? Ya know? Maybe the JL just randomly finds these things, calls Constantine after Zatanna fails to know wtf is going on, and he just calls over a kid. Or a group of them.

JL: We need a professional, why is there a child here?

Constantine: Cause even when you fuckers ignored their calls for help, they still at least try to help where they can

JL: We never-

Constantine: Shut your traps! School's in session

*Child tries to explain*

JL: You have to be kidding me. ___ doesn't exist.

Constantine: Oh bloody hell-

Child: And they wonder why they get more attention than us.

idk, I just like the idea of Constantine being a father for OP characters and desperately want a Young Justice League: Dark. I read a couple of Danny and/or Billy being adopted by him, but the cravings... And if it's a whole big crossover thing, that would be great. Tag me if you see or write about something like this. I wanna read too :)

Don't put too much hope in me writing it though, I'm seriously bad at continuing/finishing stuff. But if I do, I'll edit this post with links to whatever I write.

[respectthepetty]

The way I be watching Jack & Joker and Peaceful Property every week

[no-psi-nan]

Considering that there are actual fake fortune tellers in the series and that Aiura presumably works with a few of them for some time, it's pretty surprising that we never get Aiura's opinion on fortune fakers.

🤔 Like does she respect the hustle? Is she only okay with it if they're basically doing undercover therapy? Does she not realize the others are fakers? Does she think it's possible for other people to have milder versions of her powers? 🤔

[alicentflorent]

I didn’t sit here for years tryna stay calm and silent while listening to your bad takes on gale (who grew up oppressed, in poverty and then witnessed his entire district getting wiped out then rightly went to fight in the rebellion because it was his inlg chance of tearing down the system the wanted him and his family dead) being a “terrorist war criminal who is single handedly responsible for killing innocent people including prim and who is the REAL villain of the hunger games” just for y’all to turn and start stanning and defending actual facist dictator and child trafficker Coriolanus Snow because you saw a young hot version of him.

[bananonbinary]

somewhat kicking a bees nest here, but hear me out-

"homemade and handcrafted goods should cost hundreds and even thousands of dollars" is why attaching a monetary value to esoteric concepts like "time" and "skill" (and, you know, "a human being") is a bad system.

now, before the pitchforks come out, i am not bitching because i want a handcrafted quilt for $20. i do recognize that it would be unbelievably unfair to the quilter. but like...doesn't that sound obscene? that we live in a system where things that used to be pretty mundane are now only available to the upper class, or the creator just fucking dies? where in order for someone to make anything artistic, they need to be independently wealthy or ONLY cater to wealthy people?

again, i am not suggesting that artists should sell me their shit at a horrific loss. im not really suggesting any solution at all here, we're between a bit of a rock and a hard place. but it feels really inherently fucked up to me that the only options are "Artists taken advantage of" and "only rich people get art."

anyways, UBI huh

[politedemon]

i think someone's home burning to the ground is sad even if they're a celebrity

[kelpermoosee]

Knocking them over and watching them scramble to get up with those big ass heads

[porrimina]

Coming into 2025 can we make it a point as a population to only k*ll billionaires + ceos? Yes I fucking said it bitch, if that offends you I will make your life a living hell if you @ me. I was fucking brought up in hell bitch so believe me, I’M FUCKING TIRED🖕

[redbean-nom]

the whole death watch/true mandalorians civil war is so weird in context because its like if a bunch of "good old days" religious conservatives got in a fistfight with 13th century crusade reenactors in the middle of an iowa cornfield

[planefood]

Saw a video talking about people (in my country) getting job seekers benefits and not getting jobs saying they were stealing from taxpayers and all I could think of was this:

[purple-nerd-bird]

ok so now I'm thinking about transmasc Adrien and like

If he were to wear a binder in his day to day what does that mean for when he's Chat Noir?

Since everyone's superhero suits are like skin tight, do their other clothes like.. disappear temporarily until they transform back? Would the Chat Noir suit just give Adrien a flat chest so he wouldn't have to worry about overexerting himself while wearing a binder?

It reminds me of those trans Spider-Man headcanons, where the spidey suit just has like a safe-for-crime-fighting binder in it. Would it be the same for Chat Noir? Or would the teetus just fully be deletus cuz the suits are like their "inner selves" or whatever?

[kiwibongos]

bla bla something about having a high status and heavy responsibilities, never learning how to process trauma or their own feelings in general, barely being able to take care of themselves due to looking after the others because they feel like they must be selfless leaders since they're the most physically capable in recovery out of everyone else after the game (but not mentally), but sometimes it just becomes too much.

they may suck with feelings but they understand eachothers pain

[liquidstar]

i was NOT expecting commentary on capitalist society from this show. im not complaining though- i like how they use the fast food she conjured as a way to frame it too. i wonder what more theyll have to say on the topic though

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

"We need more messy/awful/cringefail female characters!"

You guys couldn't even handle Wanda Whipple...

[londonfoginacup]

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