#like. he went to CD. got a legal job as a journeyman protector. promptly killed his boss and got exiled. wandered around bounty hunting | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

redbean-nom · 4 days ago

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the whole death watch/true mandalorians civil war is so weird in context because its like if a bunch of "good old days" religious conservatives got in a fistfight with 13th century crusade reenactors in the middle of an iowa cornfield

#star wars #redbean talks #mandalorians #death watch #true mandalorians #theyre both arguing for 'feudal government where we can kill people' but they disagree on who exactly should be getting killed #tor: ah yes everything was better before Those People showed up and made murder a crime #jaster: yes but we should instead strive to emulate the historic crusaders with a semi organized military structured around the resolnare #with which we will go start wars because we like fighting stuff #he even has the neocrusader yellow for field master (jasters yellow diamond)#and red for rally master (jangos red circle; montross' red square)#plus the tradition of adopting the resulting orphans after battles #forget university professor modern au jaster #modern au jaster is a random guy who got a restraining order on him because he started beating up corrupt police #now he's a full on nomadic warlord that nobody can seem to catch #he regularly pops up to exchange punches with Old Rich White Christian-Conservative Politician no.40 in random parking lots #nobody knows where he keeps coming from but all the politicians taking bribes keep getting assassinated #even by mandalorian standards his life is weird #(and then a few decades later boba went and did the exact same thing)#like. he went to CD. got a legal job as a journeyman protector. promptly killed his boss and got exiled. wandered around bounty hunting #for a while. and now hes settled down as some sort of outlaw-warlord who starts bar fights with ex death watch members

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