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KĆgazdag Fiatalok 1: A pĂ©nz boldogĂt.
AlapvetĆen a tĂĄrskeresĆs realityket szeretem, de nagy rajongĂłja voltam a LuxusfelesĂ©geknek is, szĂłval gondoltam teszek ezzel is egy prĂłbĂĄt.
"Aki azt mondja a pĂ©nz nem boldogĂt, az hazudik".
Az elsĆ fiatal akit megismerhetĂŒnk PSG Ogli, influenszer, aki valamiĂ©rt azt hiszi, hogy Ć talĂĄlta ki a kis pĂ©nz, kis foci mondĂĄst.
RĂłla hallottam mĂĄr több ismerĆsömtĆl is, Tiktokon nagyot megy, de szerencsĂ©re engem megkĂmĂ©lt tĆle az algoritmus. TalĂĄn, ha kigyĂșrt nĆ vagy macska lenne Ă©n is belefutottam volna.
Szegényt nagyon nehéz érteni, mert borzalmasan hadar, meg fotykos is picit.
ElmondĂĄsa szerint szeret pĂ©nzben fĂŒrdeni Ă©s ezt demonstrĂĄljĂĄk is a kamera elĆtt: a managere, ĂdĂĄm, szĂłrja rĂĄ a lĂ©t.
Mivel szerinte MagyarorszĂĄgon csak közĂ©pszerƱ bulik vannak, ezĂ©rt szervez egy jĂł hĂĄzibulit, amire meghĂvja az összes KĆgazdag Fiatalt. A belĂ©pĂ©s feltĂ©tele, hogy legalĂĄbb kĂ©tmillĂĄs szettekben jelennek meg a meghĂvottak. Sajnos többen nem Ă©rtik, hogy mit mond, de majd lesz valahogy.
A kĂĄdban fekĂŒdve eszĂ©be jutott Commodus csĂĄszĂĄr törtĂ©nete, akit vĂzbe fojtottak a fĂŒrdĆben Ă©s felveti a managerĂ©nek, hogy szĂŒksĂ©ge lenne egy testĆrre.
ĂdĂĄm meghozta az orszĂĄg legelitebb testĆreit, de Ogli nincs elĂĄjulva a felhozataltĂłl.
VĂ©letlenĂŒl coming outol, amikor azt mondja, hogy nem az esetei ezek a fĂ©rfiak.
Mindenesetre leteszteli Ćket, hĂĄtha mĂ©gis mĂ©ltĂłak a feladatra. ElĆször az intellektusukat teszteli, ami abbĂłl ĂĄll, hogy elhadarja nekik a napirendjĂ©t Ă©s vissza kell mondaniuk, de sajnos nem mindenki Ă©rtette, amit mond.
EzutĂĄn az erĆnlĂ©tĂŒket tesztelte: fekvĆtĂĄmaszokat kellett csinĂĄlniuk, de ezzel is voltak gondok. UtĂĄna romantikusan fel kellett vinniĂŒk a lĂ©pcsĆn, mert olyan fĂ©rfit szeretne maga mellĂ©, aki hercegnĆkĂ©nt bĂĄnik vele. Itt is csak csalĂłdĂĄs Ă©rte.
VĂ©gĂŒl senki nem felelt meg neki. ĂdĂĄmot elzavarja, hogy keressen mĂĄsik jelölteket.
Annyira felbaszta a managere, hogy el megy edzeni, levezetni kicsit a feszkĂłt. A teremben meg is pillantja az igazit: egy kb minden lĂ©tezĆ szteroidot szedĆ, nem tĂșl szĂ©p faszit.
A csĂĄvĂł, viszont tisztĂĄban van a sajĂĄt Ă©rtĂ©kĂ©vel Ă©s nem vĂĄllalja a melĂłt a felkĂnĂĄlt egymisiĂ©rt, lazĂĄn bekĂ©rt ötöt havonta. Megegyeztek. Ennek örömĂ©re Ogli felhĂvja a managerĂ©t, hogy lebassza, amiĂ©rt ezt se tudta neki elintĂ©zni.
A mĂĄsodik szereplĆnk, Dulin Metta, "vilĂĄgutazĂł". A nĆ 32 Ă©ves Ă©s bĂĄr örök fiatalnak tartja magĂĄt, azĂ©rt mĂĄr nem biztos, hogy a KĆgazdag Fiatal mindkĂ©t feltĂ©telĂ©t teljesĂti.
A szemfĂŒles olvasĂłim emlĂ©kezhetnek rĂĄ a Nagy ĆbĆl, amiben elĂ©g sokĂĄig jutott, de vĂ©gĂŒl Attis nem Ćt vĂĄlasztotta.
ElmondĂĄsa szerint, neki minden nap vasĂĄrnap, termĂ©szetesen arra gondol, hogy rendszeresen jĂĄr templomba. Van egy cukorborsĂł macskĂĄja, aki viszont depressziĂłs, mert mindig utazik a nĆ Ă©s nem foglalkozik vele. CicaterapeutĂĄt akar talĂĄlni neki.
MegismerjĂŒk LizĂĄt is, a lĂĄny bejĂĄrĂłnĆjĂ©t, aki kurva idegesĂtĆ Metta szerint, de az egyetlen ember, aki eddig normĂĄlisan kitakarĂtott.
Liza felborĂtja Metta csizmĂĄjĂĄt Ă©s a nĆ egybĆl meg is jegyzi, hogy többe van, mint a fĂ©lĂ©ves fizuja.
EgyrĂ©szt, geci undorĂtĂł az a csizma, mĂĄsrĂ©szt, lehet többet kĂ©ne fizetned, akkor a takarĂtĂłnĆnek.
A nagy izgalmak utĂĄn megismerjĂŒk Herceg Csabit, a luxusautĂł gyƱjtĆt.
CsĂĄvĂłkĂĄm azzal nyit, hogy kimegy napozni az esĆbe, mert Ć akkor is napozik, ha nincs nap.
Van egy menyasszonya, Leti, aki szerint Csabi segghĂŒlye, viszont a faszi elĆtt azt se tudta mi a luxus, szĂłval nem szĂĄmĂt, hogy retardĂĄlt.
Csabin egy mĂĄsik fazon is Ă©lĆsködik, AurĂ©l, aki elvileg a barĂĄtja, de Ć csak fogadott fiakĂ©nt hivatkozik rĂĄ. A gyerek 19 Ă©ves.
A srĂĄc szerint nem az iskola szĂĄmĂt, hanem, hogy milyen emberek veszik körĂŒl. ĂzennĂ©m a barĂĄtaimnak, hogy köszönöm, hogy miattatok vagyok csĂłrĂł.
Csabi szeretne venni egy Ășj autĂłt, de a szalonba ahova besĂ©tĂĄlt sajnos pont nincsenek azok, amiket kinĂ©zett.
Közben vĂ©szhelyzet van, mert Leti haja szarul ĂĄll, de szerencsĂ©re nem kellett hĂvni a fodrĂĄszĂĄt.
Csabi csalĂłdott, amiĂ©rt nem viheti el azt az autĂłt, amit kinĂ©zett de kapott helyette ĂĄtmenetileg egy mĂĄsikat. A fĂ©rfi ezzel is elĂ©gedett, de Leti szerint szar a kocsi, mert nincs benne elĂ©g hely. Meg amĂșgy se Ă©rti, miĂ©rt ekkora kocsibuzi a vĆlegĂ©nye.
Az Ășj vĂĄsĂĄrlĂĄs meghozza Csabi kedvĂ©t egy kis versenyzĂ©shez Ă©s ki is viszi, jĂłl meghajtani egy lezĂĄrt Ăștszakaszra.
AurĂ©l vĂ©letlenĂŒl pont erre jĂĄr a sajĂĄt verdĂĄjĂĄval, Ăgy nyilvĂĄn versenyezniĂŒk kell. A srĂĄc összefosta magĂĄt, mert azt hitte szarabb kocsival fog jönni az "apja".
Csabi megnyeri a versenyt Ă©s hogy megalĂĄzza a vesztest, rĂĄbaszott egy marĂ©k fĂŒvet AurĂ©l autĂłjĂĄra.
EzutĂĄn a testkĂ©pzavar hazai nagykövetĂ©t KatĂĄt ismerjĂŒk meg, akit bĂĄr 25 Ă©vesnek Ărnak, erĆsen Ă©reztetve van, hogy mintha kurvĂĄra több lenne mĂĄr. Mindenesetre Ć bejelenti, hogy mĂ©g kb 10 Ă©vig 25 marad.
ElsĆ utunk a plasztikai sebĂ©szhez vezet, mert KatĂĄnak bĆrfeszesĂtĆ mƱtĂ©tre van szĂŒksĂ©ge.
De nem ĂĄm MagyarorszĂĄgon megyĂŒnk sebĂ©szhez, mint a csĂłrĂł prolik, hanem repĂŒlĂŒnk Dubajba.
HamĂĄr itt jĂĄrunk, veszĂŒnk egy lakĂĄst is, mert miĂ©rt ne. Kicsit shady az ingatlanos, akit Kata talĂĄlt, de magyar.
Nem csak Kata van Dubajban, hanem egy mĂĄsik "versenyzĆnk", Szandi is, aki elmondĂĄsa szerint aranykanĂĄllal a szĂĄjĂĄban szĂŒletett.
SajĂĄt bevallĂĄsa szerint testĂ©re költött eddig a legtöbbet, de nem ĂĄm a sajĂĄt pĂ©nzĂ©t, kizĂĄrĂłlag a szĂŒleiĂ©t.
Mit ad Isten, nagy barinĆk KatĂĄval. Nagyon megörĂŒlnek egymĂĄsnak.
Szandi elhĂvja egy jĂł partikĂĄra a nĆt, de Ć ezzel nem tud azonosulni, mert mĂĄr girlboss mindsetben van. Ezt meg is villantja szöszi barĂĄtnĆjĂ©nek Ă©s elhĂvja megnĂ©zni a lakĂĄst amit meg akar venni.
A lakåsba belépve Szandi nincs elåjulva, de a legnagyobb fåjdalma az ingatlanos maga. Nem tudja komolyan venni, mert szerinte egy Aladdin papucsos pufirizs.
A nĆ szerint az ingatlanos ĂĄtkĂșrja KatĂĄt Ă©s valszeg igaza is van, mert a nĆ elszalad "telefonĂĄlni", aztĂĄn közli, hogy hahĂł, mĂĄsik ĂŒgyfĂ©l vinnĂ© a lakĂĄst...
Kata idĆt kĂ©r, hogy megmutassa a faszijĂĄnak az ingatlan kĂ©peit, mit ad Isten, tud idĆt adni az ingatlanos.
Kata elpanaszolja a férjének, mennyire paraszt volt Szandi. A férfi szerint foglalkozhatna a szöszi a sajåt dolgåval és hasznålhatna valami normålis hidratålót is.
A lakåst természetesen megveszik.
A dubaji kalandok utĂĄn jön Filip, aki rendezvĂ©nyszervezĆ. Minden nap Ă©tteremben eszik, de nem a PlĂ©hcsĂĄrdĂĄban, hanem fine-dining Ă©ttermekben.
Nem tudja, mit vegyen fel a bulikĂĄra, de szerencsĂ©re ott van a barinĆje, Lia, aki stylist.
Nem érzik pontosan a buli vibejåt, szóval Filip a ballagåsi öltönyében akar menni, de az mår kicsi rå (csak Pléhcsårda lesz ez).
Sajnos a férfi nem tudja elengedni az öltönyt és elviszi egy szabóhoz, de szerencsére nem lesz kész a buliig.
Beesteledett Ă©s Ă©rkeznek a fiatalok (Ă©s Metta) a partikĂĄba. Ogli frissen felbĂ©relt gorillĂĄja fogadja Ćket az ajtĂłban Ă©s gyors lecsekkolja, hogy megvan-e a kĂ©tmilliĂłs szett a belĂ©pĂ©shez.
Szandi azzal nyit, hogy csak a mellei voltak kétmillåba, szóval lehet åtengedni.
Kata közli, hogy a fĂŒlbevalĂłibĂłl kijön az összeg. HozzĂĄteszi, hogy eleve egy drĂĄga autĂłval Ă©rkezett Ă©s hogy egy hĂșszmilliĂł alatti kocsi olyan mintha traktorba ĂŒlne.
Filip, Ungår Péternek öltözve lép be és a kamerånak megjegyzi, hogy kurva szarul öltözik Ogli.
Metta Ășgy jut ĂĄt a kĂ©tmillĂĄs csekken, hogy neki az eszmei Ă©rtĂ©ke kĂ©tmilla, aztĂĄn beszĂłl, hogy szar a festmĂ©ny Ogli falĂĄn.
AurĂ©l fennakad a szƱrĆn, mert csak kb mĂĄsfĂ©l millĂĄs szettben Ă©rkezett, de villantott egy geci drĂĄga Ferrari feliratĂș pezsgĆt. ElmondĂĄsa szerint fĂ©lmillĂĄs ital.
HercegĂ©ket is visszatartja a biztiĆr, mert Ćk is csĂłrĂłn öltöztek, de Csabi zsebbĆl elĆrĂĄnt kĂ©tmillĂĄt, amit odaad a vendĂ©glĂĄtĂłjuknak Ă©s mĂĄr bent is vannak.
Metta felhozza, amire mindenki gondol: Oglinak el kéne mennie logopédushoz, de a sråcról ez lepereg vagy nem fogja fel.
Sajnos a fergeteges hĂĄzibulit megzavarja, hogy pĂłkok kerĂŒltek Leti italĂĄba. A lĂĄny szerint a szĂnvonal a bĂ©ka segge alatt van.
EzutĂĄn Ogli klubszendvicsekkel kĂnĂĄlja a vendĂ©geit, de ettĆl sincsenek elĂĄjulva.
Filip kiakad, hogy a kaviĂĄr mellĂ© jĂĄrna pezsgĆ is. AurĂ©l inkĂĄbb pizzĂĄt rendelne. Kata Ășgy dönt legközelebb megadja a gyereknek a sĂ©fe szĂĄmĂĄt.
ElĂ©ggĂ© bezuhant a vĂ©gĂ©re a hangulat Ă©s sajnos csak ennyi fĂ©rt a mai epizĂłdba, a következĆben folytatjuk a bulikĂĄt.
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HETALIA â WORLD STARS (521)
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Spanish version â and T/N.
T/N:
P.1.
"Cazzo", "f*ck!"
"Bastardo", "Bastard"
About Cost. (GDP; millions, aprox.)
Austria -> ⏠447 - $ 526 182
Netherlands -> ⏠941* - $ 1,092,748
Hungary -> ⏠188,443* - $ 203 829
Romania -> ⏠278,005* - $ 300,691
Bulgaria --> ⏠83,529 - $ 90,346
*not official, conversion ($ -> âŹ)
P.2.
"Schengen Agreement" Overview, a kind of timeline.
"Conflict Bulgaria & Romania and Austria". Due to the increase in illegal inmigration and corruption in both countries, Austria had refused Bulgaria's entry many times.
"Schengen Area" because it was signed in Schengen, Luxembourg.
Another timeline! (2023)
Extract from Wikipedia: "On 8 December 2022 the Justice and Home Affairs Council voted to admit Croatia to the Schengen Area, but rejected Bulgaria and Romania. Austria and the Netherlands voted against the inclusion of Bulgaria and Romania, with Austria claiming that there had been a rapid increase in the number of migrants using the West Balkan route to enter the EU illegally. 20 On 30 December 2023 the EU agreed to include Bulgaria and Romania in the Schengen Area, with Austria no longer vetoing the enlargement of the area. Air and sea ports no longer conduct border checks from 31 March 2024, while the end of land border checks require further discussions."
"About Hungary & Bulgaria". If the information is correct, there was a "threat" from the Hungarian government to vote against Bulgaria's entry into the agreement if they didn't solve the Russian gas problem, yeah, taxes.
But they did it! Press realese, European Comission.
"Romanian Industry". Talks more about Poland and Romania's future struggles in the industry.
"Bulgaria, and 'rich kid' allegations" Probably talking about the Golden Age of Bulgaria, first Empire in the mid 19-century. Or the Second Golden Age. The Bizantine Empire and the Italian Kingdom had economic relationships with the first Bulgarian Empire.
P.3.
"Netherlands & Bulgaria". The Netherlands government was against Bulgaria and Romania's entry. And then not.
P.4.
"yĐżŃĐ°ĐČĐžŃДл" in Bulgarian. It might mean "general", "manager" or "administrator".
SPANISH VERSION
Italia habla de Bulgaria y Romania como si tuviera 80 años. Me saqué un 85% en mi examen de C2 de Español... no es una parodia por COMPLETO, pero tampoco lo tomen en serio.
ÂżHay un problema y/o error? Por favor de comunicar, ÂĄy gracias por su apoyo!
#hetalia world stars#japanese to english#hidekaz himaruya#hws italy#hws japan#hws germany#hws hungary#hws austria#hws bulgaria#hws romania#hws canada#hws netherlands#hws belgium#japonés a español
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i'm reading old motorsport magazines for my thesis and in one a local steward told the story of the 2017 european f3 race in hungary where 4 drivers were late from the administrative registration process. since usually the drivers are rich kids, fining them wouldn't do anything so the stewards ordered them to help packing marshal equipment the next morning as community service.
to the surprise of absolutely nobody, one of those kids was lando norris.
#MY SON#why do i have the feeling that the other three tardy bastards were jehan ferdi and ralf#carlin and prema were very chaotic that year#lando norris#f1#nem gondoltam volna hogy ilyen kincseket talĂĄlok a formula magazinokban
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explaining Hetalia character badly: highschool edition
Honestly this is prob just gonna be "if Hetlaia was MHA" but bigger and mixed with some American archtypes lol....just imagine they're in some weird highschool anime!
this is the same format as my Family Reunion explaining post. i'm just make this a tag.
again- ALL HEADCANON CRACK! FOR FUN! :D
also not affiliated with W Academy!
Germany: Class Prez. Who you watched struggle with the milk carton from the cafeteria. And the vending machine dispenser.
N. Italy: The class idiot. Every good class has one, you don't know how they're here but OH GOSH WHEN DID HE LEARN TO USE A SCYTHE LIKE THAT-
S. Italy: The one in the back of the class that gets surprisingly decent grades but also has a potty mouth. You know who I'm talking about.
America: Thinks he's the main character.
Canada: Knows he's not the main character.
Estonia: Is the main character and doesn't realize it until he realizes he's in a love triangle, keeps adopting random animals off the street, has an archnemesis that actively tries to murder him, and somehow survives things he definitely shouldn't have survived.
Lithuania: The one with the highest GPA but everyone thought he was a delinquent.
Latvia: The one with the second-highest GPA that everyone knows is a delinquent. Mostly because he was selling test answers out of the janitor's closet.
Russia: The school bully every good school has.
Belarus: The popular girl every school has that can't decide if she likes the "main character" or not.
China: The guy that acts like he's actually 70 and not 17.
Japan: The quiet kid that knows everyone's dark secrets.
France: Of course he's the obligatory French dude in the Japanese anime. Actually what's up with that? Seriously, all the big amines have either a French guy or a super short person (the best ones have both)....
Lichenstein: She's the short one.
Switzerland: Aaaaaand there's the one in the corrner of the cafeteria scheming how to make the most out of the Job Fair.
Austria: That one weird kid that's got a full ride to Juliard and is the reason why your underfunded school has a MUSIC ROOM, HUH-
England: The guy that somehow got himself class monitor, and does a mostly decent job. Unless you ask him about That Clique.
The Clique: aka, the jocks who miiiight also bully the class monitor by flaunting popularity points a little. Just a little. -Denmark: Clique ringleader, acts friendly with everyone so he's popular but you KNOW you're not getting in on the real action unless he invites you to one of his legendary house parties.
-Norway: Clique leader's second in command who's some introvert the clique leader got attached to. Y'know, as extroverts are required to do. Usually has his face in his phone.
-Finland: Popular on his own, the one person in the clique who doesn't understand that in a clique you generally don't socialize outside the clique. Is the reason the main character gets character development through a house party halfway through the series.
-Sweden: That one jock in the group who looks like a jock, talks like a jock, sometimes acts like a jock, but has the highest GPA out of all of the jocks. He's the one that knows Genovia's official fruit but not the name of the fictional kingdom, if you've seen the meme.
-Iceland: Someone's brother who got absorbed into the clique.
Hungary: The girl campaigning that everyone should do the same kind of pushups, that girls can compete with guys and making presentations on the gender gaps in atheltics. Ofc she's the jock that falls in love with the nerd (Austria).
Ukraine: Bakes everyone treats
Netherlands: Bakes everyone treats but makes everyone pay for them
Luxenberg: Your obligatory rich kid., riding to school in Gucci glasses, a Mercedez-Benz, and a jacket with a high-end brand splashed across the pocket. Also has the latest iPhone.
Belgium: Student council rep, joined fifty clubs.
Greece: He shows up, but usually late, with Starbucks, and sleeps through class.
Romania: He shows up every other day, and bribes the class monitor to mark him present. Does show up for Halloween though.
Bulgaria: You show up?
Spain: Complains about the cafeteria food to anyone who will listen.
Australia: Resident jock #1
Cameron: Resident jock #2
Cuba: Resident jock #3
Portugal: Don't mind him he's in a goth phase. The skulls lining his locker will pass. Probably.
Seychelles: The one that secretly brought all the girls flowers from the fundraiser during Valentine's Week despite not knowing what the fundraiser was for.
Poland: The one on the student council who is the reason everyone is wearing couple outfits for School Spirit Week and the theatre club is doing Legally Blonde.
India: The guy who everyone asks to copy his homework because he sure isn't the most popular but damn does he actually know what's going on.
Turkey: The guy that tried to punch a guy, got punched, then turned around and punched the other guy's bullies. Basically he's That Kid That Got Detention For Trying To Be Helpful, though he did start the fight sooooooo
Egypt: Recorded the fight. For historic purposes of course.
idk i ran out of ideas i'm gonna sleep and fix this if i remember who i was gonna put where lol
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@roszabell asked me to post this and I delivered
Hetalia Characters as things said by my college friend group:
America: âJust because I havenât had sex doesnât mean I donât know the basic components of it! I wasnât in the Revolutionary War but I still know what happened. I know how it started- I know the foreplay, and the aftercare is just the Constitution. Itâs not that complicated of an issue.
Canada: âYeah I could take down a moose. If I can dive quick and tap it in the nuts itâll go down guys, trust me. Iâm a moose expert.â
England: âYou look like a guy in the 1940s being drafted for war. Why are you mad, at least I didnât call you British. I held back just for you.â
France: âWhat if I want to be a rich bitch? Is that respectable?â
Spain: âIf my parents had told me they were having another kid, I would just say no. Iâm the princess here bitch.â
Romano: âvapes are so gross. If youâre going to be addicted to nicotine, at least smoke a cigarette like a real man.â
Germany: âHow did I, as a twenty year old man become the mother figure. And why am I doing it so well?â
Prussia: âJust Dance? Bet. If Iâm making money, Iâll twerk like thereâs no tomorrow.â
Italy: *very confidently* âSome people like hard liquor and I like fruits in my yogurt! I see no difference.â
China: âI know how to tell if there is inflation. Itâs determined by dip in dots pricesâ
Japan: âIâm just staring at the goldfish crackers⊠and theyâre staring⊠back at me.â
Russia: âanything is possible if you believe in yourself and that if that includes you deepthroating your ice cream⊠then who am I to judge I guess.â
Austria: âI can assure you that people twerked and got down hard to Ode to Joy and absolutely should continue to do so. Shit slaps.â
Hungary: âIâm gonna beat you with my shoe out of love.â
Denmark: âWell you know what else bitch??? Youâre mom- I mean my mom- your mom- my-your- fuck I-â
Lithuania: âI drink black coffee cause I need âšvalidationâš.â
#hetalia#penâs fandom in law#hws#hws america#hws canada#hws japan#hws denmark#hws france#hws romano#hws italy#hws austria#hws germany#hws prussia#hws russia#hws lithuania#hws china#so many characters jfc#hetalia headcanons
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Unbirthday
It seems I had no choicesâŠDo I even have one? Maybe I should act sick. But itâs rude to not show up. But itâs just a party so..i guess it wouldn't hurt. Besides thereâs probably tons of people if itâs some rich kid. I sigh and open my eyes to meet my ceiling. I lazly turned my head towards the TV. I really donât wanna leave my couch. Perhaps I'm in over my head. Itâs just an invitation. Iâll be fine. I checked the time. 7:00pm. I rose up from the couch and walked to my closet and tried to find the nicest clothes I had. After a quick shower, I put on my clothes and began preparing for my outing. Midway checking if I had everything, a knock was heard at my door. I made my way and opened the door to see a familiar face âofficer spade?â I questioned. He looked a little different. He had a more casual yet formal suit on and had a spade mark underneath his eye âlong time no see but please call me deuceâ he smiles âok deuce, what brings you to my apartmentâ i asked âI offer to drive our special guest over to roseheartâs manor. I never thought Iâd be youâ he laughed which made me smile âwell are you readyâ he asked and i nod. He escorted me to his car and drove us to Heartslabyul into the wood area. Why would a manor be all the way out here? My thoughts were overridden by the sight of the place. It was massive. When we entered the driveway, we were greeted by a pathway which splits in between a rose maze which leads us to the manorâs main door. There waiting for us was a tall man with short green hair and glasses,next to him was Cater who was scrolling through his phone. Cater looked up then smiled warmly at us âDeuce! Been a while.Oh Y/N itâs you Iâm surprise you cameâ Cater said as he waved âI can say the same. Whoâs the guy next to youâ I asked âoh this is trey I was talking about. He's a close friend with Riddle.â Cater introduces. Trey held his hand out and smiled âGood evening. Thank you for joining usâ he said. I shook his head. So far thereâs nothing to worry about. What was I even worrying about? âCome riddle is waiting for us in his officeâ Trey said âwhoo lets get this party startedâ Cater shouted as we entered inside. The manor was pretty and smelled of roses and pastries. Despite the beautiful decor and decorated walls, the manor was relatively void of people. Maybe we came earlier than expected. We reached the office and went inside. There waiting for us was two people.the one in the main throne,i assume it's riddle, and another guy just lounging on the couch. Riddle looked up and smiled âYou actually came. Welcome to my manor, we have much to discuss. Have a seatâ Riddle said so I did. I sat down on a chair right in front of him. âDo you like what I did with the placeâ Riddle asked âya itâs very festive here. Is there anyone else comingâ I asked âno.But I donât mind if itâs just you thoughâ Riddle replied âHow about we get this unbirthday party started by playing a gameâ Riddle suggested as he stands up âYou are alice, trying to escape the Queenâs cards for theyâre after your head sense the Red Queen demands itâ Riddle suggested âmy headâŠâ I mumbled as I glanced around; surely they think this is ridiculous right? âSound fun riddle, Iâve been wanting to do this for some time nowâ Cater replied âIâll prepare the pastries. We might get hungary mid way.â Trey adds with a smile. âSplendid! Ace and deuce will be the cards and Y/N will be our dear alice this eveningâ Riddle concluded âwait I didnât agree to thisâ I stated as i stand up âsame But it was your fault for living after the party. You broke the rules and were left unpunished. This won't do. So play along with usâ Riddle beamed âAll you have to do is to live and make it back to your house. Safe and sound. Easy enough.and you get a 5 minute head startâ Riddle adds as he pulls out his pocket watch. âMay the unbirthday party beginâ
#twisted wonderland murder au#twisted wonderland killer au#yandere twisted wonderland#trey clover#cater diamond#deuce spade#ace trappola#riddle rosehearts
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So as I said im obsessed with the von Krolocks being hungarians so I'm gonna share my best hc names for Count von Krolock
And just to be clear I love the Breda von Krolock headcanon but during the time period he was born hungarians and székelyek (hungarian ethnicity) were the ones in position of power so its more likely he was hungarian than romanian
So anyways my top 5ish names for him
#6-BĂĄnk von Krolock: (for hungarians yes as a reference to BĂĄnk BĂĄn) its from a hungarian origin and means BĂĄn (wich was kinda like a rank like a count) it just rolls nicely off the tounge and because we only know him as Count von Krolock its funny if he was just named after another rank)
#5- ElĆd von Krolock: Another name of hungarian origin. It meand "First" but has been interpreted as "Beginning" which is kinda fitting if we see him as the beginning of this whole vampire thing. Also means "ancestor".
#4- HollĂł von Krolock: HollĂł literally means Raven. Sounds Gothic, thats all.
#3- TĂĄltos von Krolock: also hungarian origins, means "Possessing magical abilities" and it comes from the word tĂĄltos who were basically prophets of the old hungarian religion (before christianity) who were doctors, prophets and other religious roles. They werent taught, instead "called" to this role. Which goes nicely with Krolocks seemingly magical abilities like teleporting during the songs (or running really fast) and how he refers to himself as a mage during songs (mostly trying to very (not) subtly rizz up Alfred)
#2- Lehel von Krolock: Hungarian origin, comes from the old name "LĂ©l". It probably means "soul" and that kinda explains why I picked it no?
#1- Vajk von Krolock: Look it just sounds nice. Also old hungarian name, originally the name of Saint Stephen before he got baptised. And the meaning is "rich" and "plentiful".
But hear me out. Some people say Vajk originates from the name Bajik which means "Righteous man" Ironic.
Honorable mentions:
+Ădor von Krolock. Comes from the german name Ulrich and means "Grand" and "Ruler" which is fitting but i wanted to go for hungarian origins
+ÂČGĂ©za von Krolock -Given that ALMOST EVERYONE WAS CALLED EITHER GĂZA OR BĂLA OR JĂNOS OR ANDRĂS OR LĂSZLĂ during that time its fitting but GĂ©za as a name is kinda memed on in hungary (you know its so common its funny) and I can't unsee that here) Also original hungarian name, means "Little prince" or well "princeling" to be accurate, just like BĂĄn, its a name coming from a rank.
+even more slightly less honorable mentions:
KĂĄlmĂĄn-turkish origin, means "Left alive" which is funny for an undead count
KoppĂĄny- hungarian origin, means "grand" "victorious" "strong"
Herbert- Lets be honest here. If you look at any noble families you see tons of "II" and "III" heck sometimes even "IV". Even in their era there are tons of kids wearing their fathers name. Other than plot reasons why would they be different?
Before you ask no I'm not fine <3
Tell me which one you like the most please I need to hear feedback before I start writing fanfics đ
#tanz der vampire#count von krolock#herbert von krolock#tdv#name suggestions#me yapping once again about something#look guys im mentally healthy#this is what normal people do right#anyways i spent way too much time on this#bye bye
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most of the original pop culture vampires, and the people who inspired them are upper class nobility. COUNT dracula, prince vlad (the impaler) III of wallachia , the countess elizabeth bathory of hungary.
they traditionally live in CASTLES ffs vampires have always been rich and upper crust.
contrastingly part of the mythos of werewolves is that, when not transformed, they could be anyone hiding anywhere. they are monsters hiding as ORDAINARY people.
can there be noble and titled werewolves? yes. can there be grubby street kid vampires? also yes. but that's a subversion of the myth not the standard.
Werewolves are gay and poor and share the same torn up plaid shirt and jeans because of being gay and poor.
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A little late for Holocaust memorial day, but I think I want to share my family story here. It's pretty long, but I'll appreciate it if my goy mutuals could give it a look. Maybe it will help some goyim understand how ingrained the trauma is in the Jewish brain.
Little backstory about my family: I was born from a sperm donation, so my family has only one side- my mother's. If I had two parents, it would be double the amount of grandparents. Now I have just my grandpa and grandma, my mother's parents, and both of their parents are holocaust survivors. Just a heads up: I might be wrong about some stuff.
I'll start with my grandpa, because his parents didn't talk much about the Holocaust, since they were too traumatised. They were called Israel and Lea. Israel was born in Poland, and all we know about his history is that he had about seven sisters who were all murdered. Only he and two of his siblings survived. He blamed himself for the death of his family, and according to my mother, the only reason he didn't commit suicide was his religion. Lea was born in Germany, probably in Berlin, to a rich family. Her father was a very respected rabbi. when the war started, her brother Izzy escaped with all their money, leaving lea to watch her siblings get murdered. Lea, her father and her fiance (?) Were held in a concentration camp in Siberia (?), where lea left her fiance, who didn't want to take care of her father. Lea and Israel met there, and Israel did try to help Lea's father, but he still died, because he was a rabbi wbd that's the Holocaust. Israel and Lea survived and got married for comfort reasons, and decided to move to Israel, because Lea's brother izzy was there. Izzy did not give his sister any money or help, but she stayed close to him, because he was all the family she had. They managed to make a living, but they were never happy. Not even with their family. they didn't even have the strength to pretend, for their kids. They were kind and loving, but they were both shells of themselves.
My grandma's parents had it rough as well, of course, but they expressed it differently. Maybe it's because they were younger while it happened, maybe it's just a personality difference. Their names were Yehuda and Sarah, abd they talked a lot about their experiences. They had a small book made for the family with their stories, and Sarah was regularly going to schools and other events to teach about the Holocaust. Yehuda was born in Hungary, and since he was 3 he carried weapons to protect himself against antisemites in the streets. He was very lucky - only his father was burned alive, his mother and sister survived in a ghetto the whole holocaust, and he snuck into a train and escaped. It did leave him fairly traumatised. My grandma jokes that her father escaped, so he was afraid of everything ever since (got my anxiety from him), and her mother didn't, so she was afraid of nothing. Sarah was born in Slovakia, and I know about her the most, since she passed away just a few years ago. Her father didn't have Hungarian citizenship, so he was taken by the Nazis first. So when Jews who escaped Poland came to hide in their house, Sarah's mother believed the horrors they told about, since she hasn't heard from her husband in months. Eventually, the nazis found them as well. Sarah was pushed to the group of the older kids by her mother, who was murdered later that day in the gas chambers with the two youngest siblings, who were 12 and 7. Sarah and her 3 siblings who survived were moved from camp to camp. They have many stories about those horrible years- from having women they knew from town as their prison guards, to getting a comfortable position as the toilet cleaner, to Sarah's brother showing his ass to a nazi and getting out alive, and getting experimented on by Mengele. Eventually they were freed by the British, but Sarah's sister Golda got terminally ill at a death march and died just after being free at last, at age 19. The three surviving siblings moved to Israel (not before getting arrested and spending some time in a camp in Cyprus), where Sarah and Yehuda met. After the war, Yehuda's mother remarried, which gave him a step sibling. His step brother married and had a child, but he gave his daughter Maya to Yehuda, since his wife was sick. I only recently learned that the sickness was trauma and depression, and Maya's mother killed herself when maya was just a child. Now Sarah and Yehuda had two children, my grandma and Maya. Despite everything, they were very positive and determined to make the most out of life, for their family and friends who couldn't.
I remember grandma Sarah always says, that her biggest revenge on the Nazis was surviving and making a family. I miss her. She was an excellent cook. She never threw away a scrap- in the Holocaust she and her siblings survived on a single loaf of bread, so who is going to dare wasting food? I used to love tracing the number tattooed on her arm with my finger when I was a child. I don't remember a time not knowing how it got there. I don't remember a time not knowing my grandparents didn't have grandparents. I do remember my first time seeing a picture of Hitler though- it was in class. I heard so much about this monster, I felt pretty disappointed seeing him. Like he should have horns or something.
The Holocaust is not just a historical event for me. It's in every recipe my mother learned from Sarah, in every joke my uncle learned from Sarah's brother, in the necklace my grandma got from Lea, every time Maya visits. I wasn't surprised to find out other Jews have nightmares about the Holocaust. I was surprised when I realised goyim don't have that- they weren't born with thousands of years of being chased inside of them. They don't have the fear of their ancestors running in their veins. Honestly, what are they even talking about with their friends? Because in my case, it always comes back to our Jewish trauma. Many Jews weren't in the Holocaust, and they are still burdened by insane trauma. Even if some aren't aware of it, I think that our generational trauma effects everything we do. No matter where I go or what I do, I'll still imagine good places to hide. I'll still have a nightmare about Nazis every once in a while. I'll wonder if the goy being so nice to me would hide me if I was in danger.
Never again.
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dear my favorite papaya muppet,
my god you are 24 today đ„č
lil Lan is growing up
maaan you have no idea how much I love you, you have no idea how much you changed my life, you have no idea how much happiness you give me...
but yeah, you are just a rich guy in a fast car doing vroom vroom on weird, crooked circles pfff sorry I forgot, nothing special...
my biggest flex is that I can support you in f1, this sport is everything to me... I love our papaya team đ§Ą
when I look at your smile, I always start smiling too
this happiness in your eyes when you stand on the podium, I always try not to cry, but ofc they're tears of happiness, oh and another biggest flex, I saw your podium in live, this Hungary one, my goddd, poor Max's trophy đ
one day you will win the race darling, your time is coming, trust in me <3
muppet, I can't forget...
big thank you for everything, but most of all thanks to you I feel in love with photography again, thanks to you I have plans and new ideas, I enjoy going to the various events with a camera in my hands andd guess what, people like my work and they want me in their events as a photographer, that's crazy but I like it
thanks to you I can again enjoy my life, thank you that you show me how to build my self-esteem, that we are not perfect all the time, that mistakes happen but we can always get up and try again, thank you for showing me to never give up, no matter how bad it is...
thanks to this lil kid and now, to this grown man for everything tbh...
I'm a proud papaya fan and I'll always be, thank you for all the happiness you have given me and continue to give me, lil muppet and once again HAPPY BDAY!!! đ„łđ„łđ„ł
#formula one#lando norris#ln4#mclaren#LANDO'S BDAY#MY FAV MUPPET BDAY!#lando's day#dear diary#dear diary vibe#just talking about feeling#idk i just feel a need to write this#this is my man#papaya#i'm proud papaya fan#i need lando's first win đ#dear my fav papaya muppet#las vegas gp 2023#lil lando#Lan#my No. 4#i love his smile#his eyes are so fuckin beautiful i canttt#how he can be so god damn hot#he is so cute#MY LIL MUPPET#i cant imagine f1 grid without you#HAPPY BDAY ONCE AGAIN BUDDY!!!
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Fender Head-canons
Warnings: I mention Fender has body image issues, that it
Fenderâs mom left America after his dad had died. She moved back to Hungary with her parents, as she wasnât mentally stable enough back in America and needed some support. Fender had lived in his grandparents house until he was 3. By that time his mom had a better mentality and got a good paying job. (She was never unstable financially. Fender lived a high middle class life)
His mom barely talks about his dad so he knows next to nothing about him. He never pressured his mom about it either. (He had his mom and his grandparents, he didnât care about this man)
Fender has had many step-dads though. His mom keeps remarrying and divorcing men. (None of them are her first husband and that's the problem)
Due to this, Fender has 2 half-sisters and 1 half-brother. They are all very close to each other. Basically donât fuck with one of them because then you fuck with all of them.
Fender is also the oldest and takes that role very seriously
He does have a rich aunt that he is besties with. She was there for a lot of Fenderâs childhood, she was also helping his mom at the time, and they have an extremely close bond. Heâs an aunt boy, but donât think he doesnât love his mama.
Fender did grow up as a fat kid and now has body image issues. He will sit in front of a mirror for an hour and make notes on what he needs to work on. Heâs also an insane health nut and will not eat junk food. He also reads all the ingredients/nutrition facts in food products before he buys them. If he goes out to a restaurant it will take him 5 hours to decide what he wants and he always ends up with a salad and grilled chicken.
He does love his healthy food though, it makes him feel good. But donât ask him for a snack, it's always going to be one of those crunchy granola. Also he doesnât judge people on what they eat, but if he notices you are constantly eating junk food, he is going to give you a short lecture.
Has undiagnosed ADHD and you can tell. His family has always been like, âHeâs just like that.â (Heâs a hyper guy, what can he say)
Probably joined the military to be a good example in his siblings life and because he was generally interested in it
First impressions are huge to him and he always makes a good one
His best friends are Minotaur and Hutch. This trio does everything together. They all workout together, they play video games together, they eat together, and they basically try to do everything together. They are always having a good time and being bros. Fender loves when Hutch gets König and Horangi to join them as well. Fender just likes being around people.
Fender loves Mino kids and Mino kids love Fender. They call him uncle Fender and it brings Fender so much joy. (Bale hates this because heâs like, âIâm their actual uncleâŠwhy are they calling Fender uncle, Minotaur fix your kids.â) Sometimes Fender gets them little presents too.Â
Heâs a really friendly guy. If he doesnât like you he wonât really show it, because he doesnât think he should be rude/disrespectful. However, you will never see him. If Fender doesnât like someone then he does try to avoid them and only contact them if he really has to. If Fender doesnât like you that sucks because he can instantly brighten someone's day.
Borderline empath (He does the classic âIf you cry then Iâll cryâ)
Huge nickname guy. Everyone he meets will eventually get a nickname. He just thinks theyâre cool and cute at the same time.
He gay and likes men that are bigger than him
Which brings me to either: Has a crush on Minotaur but he knows Mino doesnât see him like that because heâs straight, OR has a crush on Hutch and they eventually start dating and are a really cute couple. (I canât decide between angst or letting Fender be happy)
Fender can not play scary games because they actually scare him and he doesnât like it. Mino and Hutch make him play them, itâs all in good fun and Fender is enjoying it. (Iâm lying)
Itâs the same with scary movies too. He canât handle scary movies at all. Think of the least scariest movie ever and he will be scared. (This man can go to war but canât handle a spooky ghost)
I do think he would like Halloween though because he likes giving out candy and the costumes.
He likes co-op games but has to be carried. He sucks at video games but wants to play them so bad because he does enjoy them and likes hanging out with his friends. He likes co-op games like overcooked but he will play games like CoD zombies too.
Loves weird and funky glasses and has a whole collection of them. He wears some of them but a lot he keeps for decoration and just to keep.
He also has a special spot in his house for birthday cards. He canât bring himself to throw them out, so he started keeping them. He loves a good, funny birthday card.
Watches all the famous TV shows/movies because he wants to know what the hype is about, and he wants to understand any references to them.
Heâll listen to anything you put on, but he does prefer rock and roll. It holds a special place in his heart.
Has money to buy a bed frame but has his mattress on the floor. Sometimes he sleeps directly on the floor. He likes firmer surfaces.
#I'm also making this a birthday present for Anna since I did these today#It's anna birthday so everyone tell him happy birthday#my post#call of duty#modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare#headcanons#call of duty headcanons#fender takacs
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ZseniĂĄlisan kivĂĄlasztott entitĂĄsok, zseniĂĄlisan irritĂĄlĂł lĂ©tformĂĄk. De hol maradt a TV2 realityjĂ©bĆl a keresztĂ©ny meg nemzeti Ă©rtĂ©krend?!!!! ĂdesjĂłtisztafajĂșmĂ©lymagyarimakör :)))
KĆgazdag fiatalok 8: BĂșcsĂș Szimba TV-jĂ©tĆl
Szimba oroszlĂĄn ĂŒvöltĂ©sei Ă©bresztik PSG Oglit.
A fiĂș prĂłbĂĄlja rĂĄvenni Vikit, hogy kezdjen valamit a kutyĂĄval, de a lĂĄny inkĂĄbb aludna.
Olivért felbassza a szitu, mert szerinte a lånynak kellene foglalkoznia Szimbåval, nem neki.
Ăgy dönt alkalmatlanok arra, hogy kutyĂĄt neveljenek Ă©s visszaviszi az ebet.
Viki tiltakozik, de nem tudja meggyĆzni a fiĂșt. Nem segĂt a szitun, hogy Szimba közben behugyozik a kocsiba.
Olivér ezen is felbassza magåt és magåból kikelve kiabål. Nem låttam még ilyen idegesnek. A låny nyugtatni próbålja, de hiåba.
A tenyĂ©sztĆ visszaveszi a kutyĂĄt. Viki azt mondja visszajön majd Ă©rte, amikor kibaszta OlivĂ©rt.
HiĂĄnyozni fogsz Szimba. Nem Ă©rdemeltĂŒnk meg.
Szandi a szĂĄrnyai alĂĄ veszi AurĂ©lt, hogy fĂ©rfit neveljen belĆle. ElhĂvja reggelizni Ă©s csajozĂĄsi tanĂĄcsokat akar adni a fiĂșnak, mert Ć tudja mi kell egy nĆnek.
A lĂĄny nincs elĂĄjulva AurĂ©l szettjĂ©tĆl. Szerinte balek vibeja van. BĂĄr megjegyzi, hogy nem azt nĂ©zi egy fĂ©rfin milyen ruha van rajta, hanem hogy milyen ĂłrĂĄja van.
A fiĂș egy laza mozdulattal kibassza a kocsi kulcsĂĄt az asztalra, de Szandi szerint ez elĂ©g bĂ©na hĂșzĂĄs.
Megjegyzi, hogy låtszik nem megy neki a csajozås. Aurél tiltakozik, de Szandi bekussoltatja: Miért, szingli vagy, nem?
A fiĂș mĂĄr elsĆ randin vĂĄsĂĄrolni vinnĂ© a lĂĄnyokat, de Szandi kioktatja, hogy elĆször max egy szĂĄl rĂłzsĂĄt vegyen, aztĂĄn fokozatosan költhet több pĂ©nzt a nĆkre.
Hatårozott férfiként Aurél rendel Szandinak is egy avokådós valamit, ami a låny szerint tökéletes vålasztås.
A fiĂș teli szĂĄjjal kezd el beszĂ©lni Szandihoz, aki lebassza az illetlensĂ©gĂ©rt.
AurĂ©l elmesĂ©li, hogy hajĂłkĂĄzni akarja vinni a kiszemeltjĂ©t, ami az oktatĂłja szerint is jĂł ötlet. AztĂĄn bedobja, hogy nyaralni is elvinnĂ©, de a nĆ szerint ez mĂĄr tĂșlzĂĄs elsĆ randinak.
AurĂ©l bevallja, hogy az exĂ©rĆl van szĂł. Szandi nem helyesli, mert nem jĂł Ășjra felmelegĂteni a töltött kĂĄposztĂĄt.
Megmutatja a csaj kĂ©pĂ©t. Szandi szerint nagyon komoly Ă©s fel kell kötnie a gatyĂĄt, ha vissza akarja szerezni. AurĂ©l el akarja vinni gyĂșrni, hogy lĂĄthassa a lĂĄny, milyen erĆs. Nem jĂł ötlet.
VĂ©ge a reggelinek Ă©s a fejtĂĄgĂtĂĄsnak is. AurĂ©l fizetĂ©s helyett az apja szĂĄmlĂĄjĂĄra Ăratja az összeget. Szandi szerint ez is elĂ©g trĂ© egy randin. Legyen nĂĄla kĂĄpĂ© ha Ă©les a szitu.
A randihoz pacek öltözet is kell, ezĂ©rt a fiĂș megkĂ©ri KatĂĄt, hogy segĂtsen neki, mert Ć mindig 10/10-s szettekben van.
AurĂ©l valami csillogĂłs pĂłlĂłt akar, de a nĆ szerint abban max a gyroszoshoz mehet el.
Kata szerint a fiĂș szĂłkincse nagyon gyĂ©r. LĂĄtszik, hogy iskolĂĄzatlan. Mindenesetre nem adja fel Ă©s mindent megtesz, hogy legalĂĄbb kinĂ©zzen valahogy.
ElĆkap egy inget, de AurĂ©l mĂ©g a ballagĂĄsĂĄra is rövidnadrĂĄgban Ă©s pĂłlĂłban ment, szĂłval vonakodik.
TalĂĄl viszont egy macis pĂłlĂłt, ami tetszik neki.
KatĂĄnak kezd fogyni a tĂŒrelme.
Mindenesetre sikerĂŒl rĂĄadnia egy inget.
Aurél nem érzi jól magåt az ingben, de az jól esik neki, hogy Kata foglalkozik vele.
Mint egy rendes anyuka, a nĆ elkezdi alĂĄzni a "gyerekĂ©t". ElĆször azt mondja, hogy nincs karja, aztĂĄn azt hogy Ășgy nĂ©z ki mint Justin Bieber.
AztĂĄn a fĂŒlbevalĂłjĂĄt kifogĂĄsolja. VĂ©gĂŒl a papucsot veteti le a fiĂșval.
Kap helyette egy ronda cipĆt. MĂ©g egy ĂłrĂĄt szeretne rĂĄaggatni a srĂĄcra, de AurĂ©l nem akarja, mert nem tudja leolvasni.
Szandi oktatåsa és Kata öltöztetése utån eljött a randi ideje. Aurél nagyon ideges, de pacekul felöltözött és rózsåt is hozott.
MegkĂ©rdezi a lĂĄnyt, hogy tetszik a ruhĂĄja. Azt mondja egĂ©sz jĂł, de van egy kis bökkenĆ.
Aurél papucsban jött.
BocsĂĄnatot kĂ©r az exĂ©tĆl, amiĂ©rt fasz volt vele rĂ©gen Ă©s azt ĂgĂ©ri, hogy megvĂĄltozik Ă©s lehozza a csillagos eget is neki, ha visszafogadja.
A csaj nem szopja be ezeket a sablon szövegeket és nem igazån akar megbocsåtani Aurélnak. Nehéz menet lesz.
Csabiék meglåtogatjåk Ogliékat.
Ameddig lĂĄnyok sĂŒtnek, a fiĂșk elvonulnak fifĂĄzni.
OlivĂ©rt, ĂĄllĂtĂłlag, senki nem verte mĂ©g meg a jĂĄtĂ©kban, szĂłval nagy arccal viszi Csabit a csicskĂtĂł szobĂĄba. KĂ©tmilliĂł a tĂ©t.
Herceg szerint kicsi a tv. A hĂĄzigazda azt mondja szĂ©ttörte az elĆzĆt Ă©s most csak ez van.
A fiĂșk kiabĂĄlva jĂĄtszanak, amitĆl a csajok teljesen kivannak. Az elsĆ gĂłlt Ogli szerzi.
Csabi szerint a srĂĄc nem is tudja, hogy kell ezzel jĂĄtszani. Mindenesetre kap mĂ©g egy gĂłlt Ă©s OlivĂ©r gyĆz. Herceg beprĂłbĂĄlkozik azzal, hogy Ășgy volt kettĆt jĂĄtszanak Ă©s ez csak bemelegĂtĂ©s volt.
VĂ©gĂŒl sikerĂŒl ĂĄtbasznia a hĂĄzigazdĂĄt Ă©s Ășj kört kezdenek.
PapaszĂta azon gondolkodik megĂ©ri-e az a havi ötmilla ezt.
Csabi csak tudott valamit, mert bevĂĄg kĂ©t gĂłlt is, amitĆl OlivĂ©r Ășgy kiakad, hogy kibassza a tv-t a kertbe.
A lĂĄnyok kiakadnak a mutatvĂĄnyon.
A fiĂș azzal magyarĂĄzza a tettĂ©t, hogy Herceg csalt.
PapaszĂta megĂĄldja a jelenlĂ©vĆket.
KĂ©sz a kaja. A fiĂșk mĂ©g mindig a jĂĄtĂ©kon veszekednek. A lĂĄnyok isznak, hogy elviseljĂ©k Ćket.
Nagyon szomorĂș kis hamburgerek kĂ©szĂŒltek. OlivĂ©r megint felbaszĂłdik, mert hagyma kerĂŒlt a burgerbe.
Ezzel a seggfĂĄjĂĄssal proktolĂłgushoz kell fordulni.
Mår el is felejtettem, de Metta és Filip is benne van ebben a mƱsorban.
A lĂĄny azt hazudja, hogy sokan kĂ©rdezik tĆle modellkedik-e Ă©s most vĂ©gre azt mondhatja, hogy igen, mert tĂ©nyleg felkĂ©rtĂ©k valamire.
Kata is hivatalos az esemĂ©nyre, de szerinte Metta mĂĄr tĂșl öreg ehhez Ă©s a ruhĂĄk se tetszenek neki.
Mindenesetre jĂł fejek Wishes UngĂĄr Petivel Ă©s gratulĂĄlnak a lĂĄnynak.
Ez most egy közepesen unalmas rĂ©sz volt, de a következĆben a Balaton Soundon csapatjuk.
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That article and richaldis' comment that it could have even been last year has convinced me that Sophie and the boys were with him when he was away shooting Eric. He's rich, he can figure out a way to deal with their schooling but I don't think he would leave them in London after something like that, even with beefed up security. Maybe they've been on IOW ever since.
We don't know when the incident happened. For all we know, it was before they left for Argentina.
I don't think Sophie and the kids were with him in Budapest for the whole shoot. It's one thing to spend a school year in the US and a few months in Hungary. It's clear it must have been scary for them. But I think the best thing for the kids is to go back to a normal life as quickly as possible. Putting them in a bubble is not going to help in the long term.
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Thursday, November 14, 2024
Three Trump criminal lawyers given positions. Todd Blanche, Emil Bove, Dick Sauer (the man who sounds like he gargles with Drano).
The comedy continues. A hostile takeover.
Coolish weather. Errands. No big surprises.
Friday, November 15, 2024
Kash Patel's name has come up. Another lackey. Truly sinister. Trump wants to give him the FBI.
R F K Jr making noises about America's diet. Wants to change a few things. Trumpsters, we think, humoring him. Clearly a broken man.
Rudy's watch collection is sent to Georgia. And that vintage Mercedes (that used to belong to Lauren Bacall). Those two ladies may at last get some money.
The Onion's buyout of Alex Jones's InfoWars has run into a snag. No surprise. I still can't quite get my head around the Onion's wish go through with this. Will the Sandy Hook parents ever see any money?
Matthew Gaetz is attempting to slither away from charges against him. A vile human being.
All of these appointments are a thumb in the eye of democracy. There is the rumor of Trump's rich buddies buying up newspapers and gutting them, as in Russia, Hungary, etc.
Saturday, November 16, 2024
My son phones me. I am happy to hear his voice. That trip to Texas was a short one. I will see him tomorrow (there is a christening).
Evening: My alma mater loses to the Georgia Bulldogs. Much excitement down in Georgia.
Note: Neo Nazi parade in Columbus, Ohio. Swastika flags and all.
Note: Trump attends Madison Square Garden Ultimate Fighting event. Loud cheers. His entourage includes Musk, Kid Rock...and (even) Little Mike (his new mascot). Mike looking quite out of place in Trump's manoverse. Trump raises his (smallish) fist. Cries of U S A! The men at play.
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The Illiterate by Ăgota KristĂłf, translated by Nina Bogin
From speech to writing
Even as a small child, I like to tell stories. Stories invented by myself.
Sometimes Grandmother comes to visit from the city, to help Mother. In the evening, it is she who puts us to bed. She tries to lull us to sleep with tales we have already heard a hundred times.
I get out of bed and tell Grandmother: âI'm the one who's going to tell the stories, not you.
She takes me on her knees, rocks me. âYou tell, you tell then.
I begin with a sentence, any sentence, and the rest follows. Characters appear, die, or disappear. There are good characters and evil ones, poor and rich, winners and losers. There is no end to the story I stammer on Grandmother's knees.
âAnd then . . . and then . . .
Grandmother settles me into my cot, lowers the wick of the petrol lamp and goes out into the kitchen.
My brothers are asleep, I too fall asleep, and in my dream the story continues, beautiful and terrifying.
What I like best is to tell stories to my little brother Tila. He is our mother's favorite. He is three years younger than I am, so he believes everything I say. For example, I lure him into a corner of the garden and ask:
âDo you want me to tell you a secret?
âWhat secret?
âThe secret of your birth.
âThere's no secret about my birth.
âYes, there is. But I'll tell you only if you swear not to tell anybody.
âI swear.
âSo this is itâyou're a foundling. You're not from our family. You were found in a field, abandoned, completely naked.
Tila says:
âIt's not true.
âMy parents are going to tell you later, when you're older. If you knew how pitiful you looked, all skinny and naked . . .
Tila starts to cry. I take him in my arms.
âDon't cry. I love you as much as if you were my real brother.
âAs much as Yano?
âAlmost as much. Yano's my real brother, after all.
Tila thinks for a minute.
âSo how come I have the same last name as you? And how come Mother loves me more than you two? You and Yano are always being punished. I'm never punished.
I explain.
âYou have the same last name, because you were officially adopted. And Mother is nicer to you than to us because she wants to show that she doesn't make any distinction between you and her real children.
âI am her real child!
Tila screams, he runs towards the house.
âMama! Mama!
I run after him.
âYou swore not to tell. I was just kidding.
Too late. Tila arrives in the kitchen and throws himself into Mother's arms.
âTell me I'm your son. Your real son. You're my real mother.
I am punished, of course, for telling tales. I kneel down on a corn cob in a corner of the bedroom. Soon Yano arrives with another corn cob and kneels down next to me.
I ask him:
âWhy are you being punished?
âI don't know. I just patted Tila on the head and said "I love you, little bastard."
We laugh. I know he tried to get punished on purpose, out of solidarity, and also because he is bored without me.
I tell Tila many other tales, I also try with Yano, but he doesn't believe me because he is one year older than I am.
The desire to write comes later, when the silver thread of childhood is severed, when the bad times arrive, the years when I will say "I don't like them."
When, separated from my parents and my brothers, I leave for boarding school in an unknown city and, in order to bear the pain of separation, only one solution will remain: to write. (pp. 21-23)
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Displaced persons
From the little Austrian village where we arrived from Hungary, we take the coach for Vienna. The mayor of the village pays for our tickets. During the voyage my little daughter sleeps on my lap. All along the road, luminous mileposts flash by. I have never seen such mileposts before.
When we arrive in Vienna, we go to a police station to announce our presence. There, in the office, I change my baby's diapers and give her her bottle. She throws up. The policemen give us the address of a refugee center and tell us which tramway will take us there for free. In the tram, well-dressed women take my baby on their laps, they slip money into my pocket.
The center is a large building that must have been a factory or a barracks. In immense rooms, straw mattresses are spread out on the floor. There are collective showers and a vast dining hall. At the entrance to the dining hall is a blackboard stuck with notices of missing persons. People are looking for relatives and friends they lost contact with during the border crossing, beforehand or afterwards, in the city of Vienna, or even in the crowd and the chaos of the center.
My husband, like everyone else, spends his days waiting in the offices of different embassies in order to find a host country. I stay with my little daughter who lies on the straw mattress and babbles as she plays with bits of straw. I am obliged to learn a few words of German to ask for what I need for the baby. Taking her in my arms, I enter the center's big kitchen and say to the man who seems to be the manager: "Milch fĂŒr Kinder, bitte." Or "Seife fĂŒr Kinder." The man always gives me personally what I ask for.
Christmas is coming when we take the train to Switzerland. There are fir branches decorating the little shelf in front of the window, and chocolate and oranges. This is a special train. Aside from the people accompanying us, the only travellers are Hungarians, and the train makes no stops until the Swiss border. There, a fanfare welcomes us, and kind women hand goblets of hot tea through the window, and chocolate and oranges.
We arrive in Lausanne. We are lodged in a barracks high above the city, next to a soccer field. Young women dressed like soldiers take our children with reassuring smiles. Men and women are separated for the showers. Our clothes are taken away to be disinfected.
Those among us who have already lived through a similar experience confess later on that they have been very frightened. We are all relieved to find each other again afterwards and, above all, to find our children, clean and already well fed. My little girl is sleeping peacefully in a beautiful crib the likes of which she has never had before, next to my bed.
On Sunday, after the soccer game, the spectators come to look at us through the barracks fence. They offer chocolate and oranges, naturally, but also cigarettes and even money. It no longer reminds us of concentration camps, but of a zoo. The more modest among us refrain from going out into the courtyard, while others spend their time reaching their hands through the fence and comparing their bounty.
Several times a week, factory owners come looking for workers. Friends and acquaintances find a job and a flat. They depart, leaving their addresses.
After a month in Lausanne, we spend another month in Zurich, lodged in a school in a forest. We are given language lessons, but I can attend only rarely, because of my little girl.
What would my life have been like if I hadn't left my country? More difficult, poorer, I think, but also less solitary, less torn. Happy, maybe.
What I am certain of is that I would have written, no matter where I was, in no matter what language. (pp. 45-47)
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