#rey answers things

[greyvvardenfell]

gimmie 31 for mr. weird eyes and pronouns, and instagram vampire

31. What’s your favorite part of playing your PC? 

Verian "Weird Eyes and Pronouns" Magri

Love doing his accent and playing with his fucked up view of the world that is equal parts backstory and me not knowing lore 💖 also he's a sad wet autistic transmasc arbalist bird guy so really what's not to like

January "Instagram Vampire" Ziegler

She's mean! She is mean to everyone and that's fun to do within the safe construct of a tabletop rpg!

[obsesssedblerd]

so imagine sukuna's daughter is old enough to date and for a long time, the princess rejects every last suitor because she's super picky. at first it worries reader and sukuna, but then one day, their daughter comes home with a huge bouquet of flowers, completely lovestruck, and she goes on and on and on about how she met a guy who's just so handsome and strong and powerful. she's blushing, giggling, and swinging her legs back and forth as she talks about him. so of course, you tell her to invite him for family dinner so you and sukuna can meet him. the evening arrives, and your daughter walks in with a huge smile, and who's standing next to her, you ask?

satoru gojo reincarnated. the shock is so great that poor sukuna nearly passes tf out.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO??????????? 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

omfg the way i screamed in my house just now 😭 this is so fucking funny bro PLEASE 😂 can imagine sukuna nearly fainting and his & reader's daughter is just like ?????

[cinnagrrl]

do you want children?? do you wanna marry me?? do you wanna run marathons in long beach by the sea?? I've got things to do, like nothing at all, I wanna do them with you, do you wanna do them with me??????

[akkivee]

THEY GAVE US JUST TWO MINUTES!!!!! AND SOMEHOW!!!!!! IN THOSE TWO MINUTES:

ROSHOS KINDA UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING

SASARA TELLS HIM TO CHEER UP AND ROSHO TELLS HIM YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO FORCE YOURSELF TO SMILE IF YOU DONT WANT TO

THEY MET ASSUMING THERE WAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT THEY HAD TO SAY TO EACH OTHER AND QUICKLY FOUND OUT THAT WASNT THE CASE

IT WAS VERY LIKELY THAT REI SUMMONED THEM AS HE SHOWS UP A SECOND LATER TO THEIR SURPRISE

REI ASKS THEM IF THERES ANYTHING THAT STUCK OUT ABOUT THEIR MEETING PLACE AND ITS THE RESTAURANT WHERE THEY FORMED DH AFTER A BATTLE WITH THE MICS

REI PRESENTS SAID MIC AND ROSHO (KINDA SOUNDING TICKED TBH) ASKS IF HE WANTS ANOTHER BATTLE

REI!!!!!!!!!!!! ASKS THEM!!!!!!!!! BEGS THEM!!!!!!!! TO TO LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!!!!!!!!!

SASARA ASKED REI TO STOP BOWING

ROSHO THO ASKS IF THEY SHOULD HEAD OUT AND THE SAMPLE ENDS THEREEEEEEE

[wintvies]

"on a scale from one to ten, how messy are you feeling today" TWENTY BILLION🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[karizard-ao3]

Do you think Ymir Fritz might have been inspired by Rei Ayanami?

Realistically, probably not. I don't remember ever reading anything about Isayama being inspired by nge, however I do like the parallels between them now that you pointed out. They're both traumatized girls who are also gods and they both have a whole motherhood aspect to their lore. Also, the low-key longing for death.

Hello, I will say that having watched the Netflix version first, it wasn't clear to me with that version that she is in fact supposed to be Lilith reincarnated. They did not expressly state it and I kind of liked that it was vague. I was a little disappointed when I went looking for an explanation of the end online and found out that she was supposed to actually be Lilith reincarnated. I don't know why I felt that way, but I haven't really managed to stop feeling it 😅 also, the original English dub really is different when Kaworu shows up. I had absolutely no clue he was supposed to be Adam until I skimmed through the original English dub version. Maybe I'm dumb! Or maybe I need to watch the rebuilds?

[pretty4lifeee]

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[cherrypie-eyed]

what's your favourite tv show of all time and what are you watching right now ??

of ALL TIME is so hard to choose. Honestly, maybe Young Sheldon — but Gilmore Girls is up there, as well as The Walking Dead (but after season 7 i really started to dislike it)

Currently i’m getting into Sex and the City ^^

[lightning-will-signora]

Rei smirks handing La a copy of his outfit for her to try on. "I'm sure this would look great on you'

La was inspecting the maid's clothes when her eyes widened once Rei told her it was a copy of his. "It will barely cover anything," she was shocked, to say the least.

[luvchiara777]

ask questions and I’ll answer𝜗𝜚

[polarized-here]

were all just mentally ill about rei and i love it lmaooo

Yeah lmfaoooo like. Gosh dang. I think it’s just us three Rei fans against the world atp 😭🙏

[nobodysdaydreams]

Crack/Crangst idea you want to share?

Once again, a perfect anon, because in anticipation of Star Wars Day, my brain came up with a crack Star Wars AU and now I have an excuse to share it (it’s more crack than Crangst, but I hope you like it!)

This crack au features Anakin and Palpatine as semi-problematic grandparents in an au where Anakin never turns, but Palpatine is never discovered and keeps evilly plotting and cloning himself a son while Anakin and Padme raise their family together. Eventually, Anakin and Padme become grandparents to Ben and Palpatine becomes Rey’s problematic boomer grandpa who shows up at his son’s house on Jakku holidays in order to try to bribe is granddaughter with presents to get her to join the darkside.

Details of this AU include the following in no particular order:

Palpatine cloning himself a son and asking everyone not to question who the boy is or where he came from

Anakin and Padme congratulate Palpatine on his son. Even though Palpatine is fuming because his son is powerless but of course Anakin’s children are some of the most powerful in the galaxy, he has to pretend to be a good father, for the sake of public appearances. He’s really bad at it.

Palpatine initially plans on naming his son “clone attempt 53” or something until his advisors tell him it will look bad if he doesn’t give his son an actual name. Palpatine lazily picks the first name he thinks of and then forgets it and continuously calls his son by the wrong name.

Palpatine’s adult son has to give his dad multiple talks about boundaries and why he shouldn’t be telling his ten-year-old granddaughter Sith legends as bedtime stories

Palpatine (reading a bedtime story to five year old Rey): “Tell me child, have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the wise? It’s not a story your weak and powerless father would tell you.”

Rey’s Father (yelling from the hallway): “Dad, you know I can hear you, right?”

When it comes to Rey, Palpatine is thrilled that his creepy evil Sith experiments FINALLY created a grandchild with the power he desires, only to discover that power comes with a force bond to, you guessed it, another Skywalker. (Palpatine’s hatred for the Skywalker family grows with every passing generation he fails to turn to the dark side).

Han would for sure make a comment about Sheev being old and say something like “isn’t it weird this guy never seems to die even though he was like super old when Anakin was a kid? And how does he randomly have a son? Where did that guy even come from?” These comments drive Palpatine crazy, but Han is Leia Organa (or Leia Skywalker in this AU)’s husband so he gets away with it. (Also Han regularly almost exposes Palpatine’s plans by making casual jokes. This is not on purpose, Han has no clue what’s going on, and he just sort of roams around the senate building while his wife is in meetings causing trouble and speaking out of turn without a care in the world, but Palpatine grows weary of him and constantly has to change his plans because he thinks Han must be onto him but really Han is just snooping around cause he’s bored).

To Palpatine’s utter disappointment, Rey loves the Jedi. An elderly Anakin specifically takes her under his wing, as she reminds him of a young Ashoka. Plus they both grew up in poverty on a desert planet (because Rey’s dad moved out as soon as he could) so I think they’d have a lot to talk about. I can see Anakin showing up to Luke’s Jedi school specifically to take the kids on fun and dangerous missions and Luke can’t say anything against it because it’s his own dad doing this. I like to imagine Anakin and Rey, impulsive little sand orphans that they are, running around on Jedi missions getting messy and ruining their clothes while Padme and Ben (who would bond over their love of fashion and dramatically stylish capes) always look like they’re trying to be on the cover of a fashion magazine. Also you can’t tell me Padme wouldn’t dress her little grandson, baby Benny, up in the cutest little outfits.

Little Ben, Finn, and Rey go to Jedi training together and Palpatine tries his best to get Rey to spill secrets on Luke and his other students to figure out how to turn them. He teaches her to use force lightening and tries to get her to use it against her classmates but instead Rey teaches her new trick to her friends, who accidentally zap Palpatine in the face. He is not amused. Han accidentally makes jokes about his appearance at a senate meeting in front of a microphone that was left on.

In a last ditch desperate effort to get his apprentice, Palpatine invites himself to Luke’s Jedi school, and when Luke is distracted, he tries to bribe Ben, Rey, and Finn into joining the dark side using the promise of things kids like, including toys and candy. He tried the same thing with Luke and Leia when they were young and it fails both times

There is a point where everyone (eventually) figures out Palpatine is evil, but by then, Palpatine is so old and out of it, it doesn’t really matter. There’s one time where he dramatically tries to stand up and take the energy from Rey and Ben’s force bond at a family party, but then his old man knees give out and he topples over and falls asleep in his chair. I’m not much of a Reylo shipper, but I do think it would be funny if he tried this during the objections portion of their wedding and Poe and Finn have to awkwardly and uncomfortably escort him out like wedding bouncers. I also think it would be funny if during this he yelled something like “Fools! I am all the Sith!” or “You will find that it is YOU who are mistaken!” or “Stand together… die together!” with zero context and shoots forth the teeniest weakest little flash of force lightening he can muster and everyone just writes him off as being an old person who’s starting to lose it.

Might add more later but I hope this finds its target audience.

[sshcomic]

You have given me a great joy in life with your Renkaza au

May I ask, what happened to the rest of the Kamado family? Did they get their canon ending or are they with Nezuko as they try to deal with her new demonification?

oh yay im glad you're enjoying it so far! 🥰

nezuko's actually with her brother in the box, like in canon lol. i just havent drawn her--or inosuke or zenitsu--in the panels we've seen, but they're there!

as for the rest of the kamados... i actually havent decided LOL. my instinct is to save everyone, since this is a light-hearted comic strip, but also i'm not sure i'd be able to reliably write that since it involves more plot than the "stupid jokes loosely following canon" i mostly have written down aha. so i suppose it's a surprise for now, even for myself.

i guess we'll see!

[karizard-ao3]

It's October, which means Oktoberfest! Can I please ask for any ideas about the NGE characters going?!

Oh boy, I have never been to Oktoberfest, so you'll have to forgive me if this is way too off base!

Okay, so Asuka is super excited for Oktoberfest. She has her dirndl all ready to go and she hasn't eaten all morning so she can stuff herself on German food.

Asuka instructed Shinji to show up in traditional dress. She meant lederhosen but he arrives in a yukata instead. Even though he thinks it's a bit weird to wear to a festival in October, he figured that was what she meant. They get in a fight, then Shinji gets some lederhosen at a stall and changes and all is well.

Rei goes in her school uniform. She has been researching German culture in preparation for the festival and joins a traditional dance competition, which she does not win. She is simply happy to have participated.

Misato chugs beer until she can't see straight and Kaji has to babysit her, which is what he expected already when he agreed to go. Ritsuko sits with him and makes digs at Misato for being an alcoholic.

Toji and Kensuke are there for one reason and one reason only: to try to get some beer. They don't have fake IDs or anything, so they come up with all these ridiculous plans to try to get a stein each. Hikari is hanging out with them because she likes Toji and Asuka is busy flirting fighting with Shinji. She keeps trying to get them to stop their dumb attempts but they ignore her. I think in the end, they end up just drinking from some cups people left out. Hikari calls them gross and leaves. They, despite only having a few sips each, are convinced they have become drunk and get all excited.

[pretty4lifeee]

if you could have one non-classical superpower, what would you choose, and why?

I think I'd choose to be able to magically change my clothes whenever I want. Mostly because I'm indecisive and change aesthetics three times a day.

[dearmahiru-archive]

writhing mad over the socks / shoes in mu's MV because they drive me insane

ofcourse everyone already knows rei's socks become black when they walk past mu BUT she's the only character with white socks.

almost everyone in mu's friend group, including herself, is depicted with black socks.

the only other character with unique socks is the pink one—the yellow sweater girl who becomes queen bee after mu falls.

we know this because it's skirt length that represents mu's friend group's heirachy. mu with her long, sweeping skirt sits at the top and its the shortest one that gets bullied.

wouldn't you know it but the second longest skirt has pink hair that's styled just like yellow sweater girl!

also milgram. milgram. milgram. i'm leaning real close into your ear right now—WHY DO HER FUCKING SHOES FLY OFF