#rexy girl

[rexy555]

nothing feels better than waking up the next morning after having only diet coke for dinner

[rexycvnt00]

me everyday

lol hoping this finds the right audience

[aro-pancake]

Everything that Jurassic Park did wrong

I love the movies, but as someone who studied animal behaviour, let's do a little breakdown:

[epic soundtrack by the master John Williams]

First things first, I won't be talking about Nedry from the first movie. I'm talking specifically about animal behaviour, treatment, enclosures and symbiosis.

Second, this is for fun.

Now, onto mistake number 1!

The raptor enclosure.

It's too small. They can't run there! They can't hunt properly, and will have to fight amongst themselves for space.

Not just the raptors tho. They all have very small and wrongly created enclosures.

Second: why don't they have a on site paleontologist and zoologist to analyse the animals behaviour and health? They have a guy that worked with Hammond on a reserve in Africa. What does that guy know about dinosaurs? Why don't we have someone who can analyse the dinos and compare them to modern animals?

Third, and this one was mentioned in the movies: they're putting millions of years of evolution and instincts in a small park. Rexy isn't happy in her enclosure, or she wouldn't want to get out in the first place. Yeah. Animals don't like leaving their territories. It usually means fighting other animals for territory or losing your own.

Fourth: they really expected the animals to only eat from their feeders? We're not talking about cows here. Actually, not even cows only eat from their feeders, so cross contamination from any dangerous plant is a risk that has to be taken into consideration.

Fifth, and this is the one that bugs me the most: animals live with other animals. They share their space with other animals for symbiotic relationships. Mostly commensalism or mutualism, but they need those relationships to survive.

There are fish, birds, monkeys, even insects that help bigger animals to stay healthy. Not only they help, but it's their main source of nourishment.

Most people have seen a crocodilian with their mouth open and a bird cleaning up their teeth. But there are fish that do that to sharks and whales. There are crabs that remove mollusks and seaweed from turtles backs...

Remember the "whale wash" scene from Shark Tale? Yeah. That's real.

I mean, not like that, but it's a real thing.

There are also smaller animals that take a hike on the bigger ones for easy food and safety.

If you get one of those little guys, and remove them from near their big guys, they'll both suffer from it.

And that's what I have for you guys today, as it's nearing the time for my yearly Jurassic Park marathon.

Have fun, and uh, life finds a way!

[anonymousqueenofrandom]

Who let this in? Cause I really want to have a word with them. She is tearing up my couch and terrorizing my staff!

And Gojira is in love with her.

[rexy555]

hi friends🤍 i have an 4na pro tip! i’m a mom to a 6 month old & i’ve discovered that baby food is low calorie, cheap (the ones i’m showing are like $1.29 at target), & easy to carry around since they’re small. & they don’t taste bad imo!

also none of them have sugar (as far as i’ve seen) & they are all basically just fruit/veggies and water! 🤍 i like to take them on my runs/walks in case i get light headed! xx

[rexycvnt00]

hi i’m looking for an an@ buddy bc i’ve been having a hard time getting back on track soo hmu in the dm’s if you’re interesteddd

[cillagrant]

[rexy555]

🚨forcing someone with an 3d into recovery won’t do anything but make them resent you🚨

[rexycvnt00]

this week im going to have the best week. does anybody else feel better when you start on a monday so it’s a fresh new week? just me? okay👍

[rexy555]

avoid the kitchen like it’s the plague

(because it is)

[cillagrant]

real