#remy's rambles

[sunny-possum-pal]

My mom gave me a stick n poke while I was visiting ! Now we match 🐇

[big-boy-noodle]

Shipping did Not work out and I spent all morning trying to find any information after being turned away for not having labeled boxes so I am just going to drive with everyone in their shipping boxes

[perplexedjokist]

x-men "superpowers" have to have downsides, and yeah they do but I mean everyday downsides that aren't talked about

wolverine with chronic pain because his bones are literal metal

cyclops with sensitivity to blue light because he's so used to seeing red

jean and charles with chronic migraines

gambit with burns from accidents with his powers

GIVE ME MORE PROBLEMS. I don't want them to be cool and superpowered all the time I want them to FEEL human to me

[the-void-has-questions]

My love language is meme creation

[remthegremlin]

Well then... since we got a anti Gem.... anti pearl is next

oh man she was much harder to design than anti gem. pearl doesnt really shy away from any styles, so i went with a more classic “evil twin” vibe. she changes her outfit to match pearl, so i drew a design for classic anti pearl and season 10 anti pearl

a common theme for pearl is that she likes to help her fellow hermits with services, so anti pearl ofc would do the opposite! if pearl is a postmaster who delivers sweet messages, than anti pearl is a postmaster who delivers harmful messages

as you can see, i tried going for an eclipse theme, though it translated more to a “dark version” of pearl’s actual skins- which inspired the whole anti pearl matches pearl thing

five am pearl definitely made this a challenge bc she’s kinda designed like a helsknight/evil xisuma version of pearl, and i didnt want the design to look too similar so i had to keep trying new things until i settled on her gimmick. the black sclera is just bc its fun, and it separates her from 5am pearl :)

[carsickcrow]

make your statement, face your fear. do not fear the dark, fear what darkness brings.

this took me 7-8 entire hours according to my drawing program!!! very proud of it! everyone’s favorite traumatized british men from horror podcasts with matching throat scars and lighters and eye motifs. i’ve loved the magnus archives since i started it when i was 14, right before starting high school and now i’m almost 18, graduating in 6 months, and malevolent is the main thing on my mind. i wanted to make some good serious fanart for these guys, they mean a lot to me.

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[janustrash1]

Can we take a minute to talk about how the dark sides appear? Like, we've seen Virgil rise up onto the screen many times with ease, however we've also seen him be summoned in a flash by outside influences. We've only ever seen Remus flash onto the screen (unless you count his first appearance in DWIT but I don't because he was behind the TV) He clearly has no interest in rising up like the light sides do. He's there to spook you and catch you off guard. However we've seen Janus ATTEMPT to actually rise up multiple times. Once when he was pretending to be Logan in SvS, and another in the latest Asides. We can tell he isn't very good yet, as he keeps stumbling and has yet to go up smoothly, but he's TRYING. He's trying to fit in and be like the light sides. He's trying to prove to Thomas that he's on his side. HE'S TRYING TO SHOW THOMAS THAT HE ISN'T A THREAT. Anyway this has been your sporadic "Remy Wont Shut Up About Janus Sanders" post, come again.

[lunarasphodel]

More collage content!!! He deserves joy, methinks :]

[kyoukamiiz]

WAAAAA LOOK AT THEM ☹️☹️☹️☹️❤️

IM SO HAPPY RN YOUDKOMT UNDERSTAND OHOMY GODDFF

[sunny-possum-pal]

Going to the gym in the same way people with neurotic herding breeds put their dogs on a slat mill a few times a week so they don't eat their house

[big-boy-noodle]

My roommate got a HUGE dog crate from his neighbor but it's gonna be way too big for his lab puppy even as an adult so we are gonna swap crates :3 Sophie's crate is plenty big for her right now ,but it's smaller than the one my roommate was given / more appropriate for his dog. Very excited to have a bigger crate for her after moving!

I was already looking/considering maybe getting her a new enclosure when we move, so this works perfectly! I'll probably predator proof the new crate after we move with hardware cloth so there is less risk for accidental cat/bird contact

[wincest-in-the-corner]

I think the craziest thing about life is that I started watching supernatural FOR DESTIEL. I watched the first 3 seasons, and I was thinking "hmm these brothers are awfully codependent. hmmm we'll just have to wait until we meet Cas, I've heard so much about his and dean's unmistakable chemistry." and then I was STARVED. I watched the first several seasons, TRYING to see what destiel shippers see, and I FAILED. I do love destiel, I like the idea, I like the Fanart, I like the fics. but there is so much more with wincest.

it took me a long ass time to actually see it (who am I kidding I saw it from the beginning I just thought it made me evil #puritycultureandreligioustrauma) but when I finally accepted it BAM it's all so clear. like HOW the fuck do some people see "unmatched chemistry" between cas and dean but not between sam and dean.

I am not hating on destiel, as previously stated I do enjoy it occasionally. I simply do not understand how someone sees destiel chem and not wincest chem. H O W.

[analoceits]

i love DLAMP as a dynamic however i find it viscerally boring when theyre all boyfriends that have a completely normal relationship but also boring when they are just besties. i need them to be Insane and weird.

moceit is in an on-and-off again that could be straight out of a sitcom with how bullshit the dramatics are. they are so divorced and also married. this somehow does not effect the rest of the polycule.

janus keeps trying to break up analogical. virgil and logan both think this is him flirting. this pisses virgil off, and makes logan blush. logan and janus have made out abt this before. virgil and janus almost did but virgil panicked, bit him, and ran away.

moxiety and royality are both very VERY cute qprs. prinxiety arent dating or a qpr but they do occasionally make out. usually after sparring or after heated arguments. no one knows why, and no one plans to ask.

virgil one time, for sillies put out official polycule roles for everyone on the fridge. patton was the cook, roman was twink, janus was gender transer, and logan was tax-filer, before virgil scratched it out and replaced it with "poor little meow meow". the chaos after shouldve been expected.

(janus's official role is Gender Transer bc her being genderfluid made both virgil (bigender, she/he) and logan (transfem, they/she) realize they may Not Be Cis.)

remus isnt in the polycule but he has Something going on with every non-roman member of the polycule. no one can quantify exactly what, but it is Something. roman covers his ears and goes "LALALALA" when anyone brings this up.

roman AND janus both have an official Boyfriend Leaderboard. they are both permanently at the top of each others leaderboards because "mutually assured destruction". somehow, this causes very few problems.

remy has had a Thing with all of them. all of them really want to ask abt adding him to the polycule, but none of them know abt remys Things with the others so they dont know if its appropriate yet. remy knows and finds this fucking hilarious.

[vicodyn]

WHY IS HOUSE MD JUST SO👹👹👹 A FRIEND GOT ME TO WATCH IT AND NOW FULL OBSSED ( I have a House shrine on my wall now) WHAT IS IT WITH OLD MAN YAOI BEING JUST SO DHDHUDEBUDBRHDBEISNXJEHEI

Me discovering House MD btw

[remyfire]

In the spirit of all these creature related asks, I would like to posit (i hope that's the right word) that Charles Winchester is in fact a pallas cat

Literally the same pictures. I am weeping. Anon how does it feel to be correct about everything important in the world?