#remus needs help

[lost-in-wond3rland]

This but it’s Remus and Sirius babysitting for Regulus and James and Remus is the professor in question and Sirius is SUPPOSED to be watching the kid but somehow keeps loosing her so has to keep coming to Remus’ office to get her and every time he comes in he looks progressively more unhinged because it’s ~makeover~ day so it it starts with nails and then makeup and hair etc and Remus just loves his husband and niece so much that yes he’s annoyed but he just sighs with all the patience in the world as it keeps happening and tries to carry on through his lectures

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

[maladaptivewriting]

i just know that sirius and regulus have the worst taste in food. like they grew up eating the most absurd upscale british wizard meals, the kind of thing that would put a normal person into a coma.

james would be like “oh sirius, what’s regulus’s fav food? i’ll make it for his birthday”

and sirius would reply like “it’s super easy. it’s bird beak jello with flavorless gravy on top”

[lulublack90]

Prompt 19 - XOXO

@wolfstarmicrofic February 19, word count 575

“Remus, can I ask you something?” Harry hovered by the kitchen door. Remus put down the parchment he’d been pouring over and gave Harry his full attention. 

“Anything, fire away.” He waved Harry towards the wooden chair opposite him. Harry sat down and stared at his clasped hands. Remus waited patiently for him to begin. Whatever it was must be big, as Harry wasn’t usually shy with him. 

“Okay, so I’m sending someone a Valentine’s Day card, and I don’t know how to sign it off. You’re the only one I can ask who won’t laugh at me. I asked Sirius, and he ended up rolling around on the floor making kissy faces at me.” Remus cleared his throat, forcing the laughter bubbling inside him to dissipate. Harry needed a parental figure, and as usual, Sirius was more like a big brother than the guide Harry needed. 

“What ideas have you got so far?” He asked. Harry squirmed a bit on his chair, his cheeks burning red as he tried to control his embarrassment. 

“XOXO,” He winced as a loud snot escaped Remus’s nose. 

“Sorry, sorry, won’t happen again, promise,” Remus apologised to a stricken Harry. “Right, er, does this person know you like them?” He asked once he’d got a grip in himself. Harry nodded. 

“Yeah, I’ve er. I’ve kind of been seeing someone in secret for a little while.” Harry admitted, ducking his head so he couldn’t see Remus’s reaction. Remus blinked away his bewilderment. 

“Harry, that’s wonderful. Do I know this lucky person?” Harry’s face went, if possible, even redder. 

“Sort of. I wouldn’t say you know him—” Harry’s mouth snapped shut. Clearly, he hadn’t meant to out himself. Remus would need to tread carefully. 

“Harry, you know I have absolutely no problem with that, right? I mean, you know Sirius and I are together. How could I ever have a problem with you liking boys?” He stood up and knelt on the floor beside Harry’s chair and looked up at his worried ward. “Harry, whoever it is, I’m sure we’ll love them.”

“I seriously doubt that,” Harry scoffed, but he had a smile on his face as he did. 

“Don’t put XOXO. A simple kiss will do. Much more romantic, in my opinion.”

“Thanks, Remus,” Harry leant over and gave him a hug before pulling a card out of his pocket and a ballpoint pen. He opened the card, put an x at the bottom of the message inside, and quickly snapped it shut. “Well, I’d better go and send this.” 

Remus watched as Harry stuffed the card into an envelope and rushed out of the room to go and deliver it. 

“So he likes boys, huh?” Sirius asked, walking into the kitchen after the front door had slammed shut. 

“Apparently so,” Remus replied, getting up from the floor and walking into Sirius’s waiting arms. 

“Suppose we should have the talk with him?” Sirius chuckled in Remus’s ear. 

“Probably. Let’s leave it until after Valentine’s Day, though.” 

“He’s going to be gone a while, I bet,” Sirius said, kissing along Remus’s jaw. “We should go practice what the booklet says, just so we can be sure we’re familiar with the literature.” Remus laughed joyfully and let Sirius lead him up the stairs to their bedroom. Remus didn’t want to take any chances and made sure to lock their door, just in case Harry happened to come home sooner than they thought. 

[libiemoon]

If any of you have watched Golden Girls you'll know what inspired me to make this incorrect quote 😂

Roman: Wait, how many boyfriends could the figurative personification of a heart have had?

Patton: 16.

Roman: Excuse me?

Patton: I had about 16 boyfriends, of course that was before I knew Logan. I probably would’ve had more but I wasn’t allowed to start dating until I was a senior in high school.

Roman: 16?. . .16?!

Virgil: Oh god stand back he’s gonna blow

Roman: What do you mean you had 16 boyfriends?! You told me you were a virgin until you were in college!

Logan: *trying not to laugh*

Patton: Hey you can have a boyfriend without going all the way

Roman: You cannot! If that were true, Patton, then that would mean you were a slut.

Janus: Oh come on Roman how can you say that? So the man had 16 boyfriends in 1 year. He's not a slut.

Patton: Thank you Janus.

Janus: He is THE slut.

Roman: * trying not to cry dramatically*

Virgil & Remus: *Crying on the floor laughing*

[stonnedparrott]

I think my irl friends would drop dead if they knew how much marauders fanfiction I read (none of them have even read or seen Harry Potter)

[padfootastic]

harry’s ‘saving people thing’ comes from james potter and if you disagree, u can bite me because that is the TRUTH

[tardiskater]

okay but like is there a fic that is more tragic then remus' canon? because like I think it's pretty damn hard to beat growing up alone because you were bitten when you were five and are afraid of hurting anyone, going to school during the start of a war, being thrown straight into fighting with your best friends as newly graduated teenagers, losing trust in eachother and coming home more and more tired, 'three' of your best friends dying all in one day and your boyfriend being the traitor who gets sent to askaban, having to survive alone for the next twelve years and endure the moons alone for the first time as a child because your pack is dead, becoming a teacher at the same school you grew up in and having to endure the ghosts of your past while trying to make a better future, having your deads best friends son be in your class who you saw on the day they were born but haven't seen since James and Lily's death, finding out that your traitorous ex boyfriend has escaped from prison and is near the school, finding out that one of your old best friends is still alive and that your ex boyfriend was never the traitor, reuniting with your ex boyfriend and feeling sixteen again, being thrown from the only job you have ever loved because you've been exposed as a werewolf, fighting in the second war with your boyfriend only to have him die a mear two years after you finally got him back, picking up the pieces and trying to find love again, marrying the cousin of your former boyfriend, having a child with her and then dying in the final battle of a war you've been fighting your whole life and being unable to see your son growing up.

[vampirexlover13]

Just finished atyd, should I read tcoptp or will that make me more sad? And if so I desperately need fic recs that are happy PUH LEASE 😭😭

[ethereacals]

how each marauder would react to lingere😍😩(+ barty maybe??????)

Can I be a 🪳 anon?if so then

-🪳

hi love! yes you can be 🪳 anon! <3

-

the Marauders (+ Barty) react to you wearing lingerie 💋

18+ mdni ⚠️

James Potter

i think James would be starstruck

James was well brought up by his parents, which also meant he wasn’t used to this kind of stuff

but our baby would have a field day with this

his eyes would widen, his breath with stagger, and he would forget how to speak

“b-baby… you.. you’re so pretty..”

he definetly wouldn’t let you leave his dorm for the night, and would take you out shopping for more sets that you liked

anything for his princess

and he’d love how your tits looked,

James was a certified tits lover

Sirius Black

Sirius wouldn’t be big of a lingerie guy, ever since finding a pair of his mums in the house as a child.

pure trauma

but on you? that was a different story.

he would love to see all of the marks he’d left painted on your body while in a set

the fact you were his was on display and he simply couldn’t get enough of it

Now, quite like how james was a tits guy— Sirius was an ass man.

this man loved your ass.

but only yours

much like james, he would buy you any set you wanted.

and he lived for fucking you in them

just the thought of your pretty little mind first being corrupted to buy lingerie, and then get fucked in it?

made his heart race.

and it made a lovely punishment as well.

he’d tie you up to his bedpost while he had quidditch practice if you had done something bad that day.

he’d make you wait, dressed in your pretty lingerie.

and he loved that.

Remus Lupin

Remus never understood the lingerie hype

it was never a number one priority for him

but when you called him to your dorm to show him your new set

he was hard as fuckin’ rocks

he understood the appeal but only if it was on you, he didn’t like it on anyone else.

and as the casanova of gryffindor tower, he knew that from experience

Remus would fuck you till you couldn’t walk, we’re talking all night.

but don’t worry, Remus was a firm believer in aftercare.

after he eats you out though

that’s a very important step for Remus.

once you dropped something while studying with his friends and you bent over to pick it up.

and thank goodness Sirius and James were distracted by conversation because he caught an amazing glimpse of your lace panties that he just knew came along with a set.

that’s when remus lupin realized he was a whore and a pervert.

Barty Crouch Jr.

this. man. loves. lingerie.

the utter thought of lingerie was so appealing to him.

seeing you, dressed in a revealing dark green set made his brain shut off.

Barty definitely enjoys your tits, especially the naughty cleavage poking out from the tight bra.

he loves how when he met you, you were a quiet, shy, timid little thing.

and now you were this corrupted naughty girl who only seemed to care about him.

“look at you,” he cooed. “so hungry for my cock, toy.”

oh yeah, Barty was into degrading.

but he never went to far, he didn’t want you to actually believe those things.

but it was fun to make you cry.

what he enjoyed most about lingerie was getting to rip it off your body after a long day of classes and disappointing his father.

it was his favorite hobby

[lexithwrites]

Debating on Wolfstar and Jegulus or prongsfoot and moonwater for a sugar daddy type au,,,with prongsfoot it’s 100% friends with benefits that has james being spoilt and then Remus getting help from regulus with his college stuff after they start seeing each other

[messervixen]

I would never relate to Choices Regulus what are you even talking ab-

“I feel like I’m drowning”

…

oh.

never mind then.

[mikalilys]

Me when there’s a character that has so many secrets, like something happens and they just don’t tell anyone. The type of character that lies all the time, the type of character who’s answers are always vague. The “you can ask but I can’t promise I won’t lie to you” type characters. The characters that lie like second nature, without even realising it. The ones who give out secrets and stories like gifts, the ones who never get mad at being lied to because they understand.

[siriusly-insane]

I desperately need wolfstar fics recs that are not tcoptp because I read it twice and it's my favorite but I can't do it with the slow burn AGAIN

[vcvand]

Calling Marauders fans I need help. Could you please lmk your Les Mis casting of the Marauders. I am considering writing a fic and I need to pick roles. Also any gender do any role will work. Thanks!

[crymeacriver]

Guys I’m reading Only the Brave for the first time. I have not read true angst since crimson rivers in like January pls send help I’m losing it I need Reg to pull it together

[poitionsprince]

I really need a Snupin coffee-shop AU fics.

Severus needs his coffee to function during the day, Remus being the new batista.

Either memorizing Severus' order easily, or screwing it up many times in the beginning (as we know that he is awful at potions).

Severus drinking it yet hating it but not saying a word, or drinking it and telling him to his face how awful that was and how to fix it (man knows his coffee) - either way he continues to come there every day, the same hour, just to be greeted by a smiling Remus.

Severus as the batista would just be him judging everyone for their taste of coffee, but making the orders to perfection.

Remus being a regular and Severus already knowing his order, Remus smiles as he says it but hears how he judges his taste - so he asks Severus what he would recommend instead.

And it goes like that for days and change of seasons - Remus taking his suggestions and getting to hear a bit more scolding and gossip over other customers since Severus had been there for a long time now.

I need this for my sanity-