#remus loves james
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reggies-fake-horcrux · 3 months ago
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I need to see Remus Lupin in this
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mrstellmeafuckingsecret · 2 months ago
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idk how people think remus is a top/dom when he's riding james' dick all through out ootp
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knockoff-conlon · 2 years ago
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Sirius glances at the map on his bedside table. He's been waiting up for Remus and James for nearly two hours. It's way past curfew and they don't have the map or the cloak. He grabs the map and taps it with his wand, "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." Immediately, spidery lines of ink spread across the page, mapping every inch of the school. Sirius starts to unfold all of the pages and flaps, scanning every inch for Remus or James. They're in a classroom all the way across the school. Sirius looks at Peter and Marlene, who was waiting for the boys with him. Both of them are asleep. "Whatever." He grabs the cloak, slides the hood up, and runs down the stairs, studying the map as he moves. What the hell are they doing in a classroom in the fucking East Wing? Sirius narrowly dodges Filch and presses himself up against the wall. He passes Alice at some point. She's sprinting toward Gryffindor Tower, coming from the dungeons and swearing her ass off.
"Fucking cissy, distracting me from my fucking missions, fucking bastard. Jackass. Never visiting her again!" He snorts. Sirius is panting by the time he reaches the classroom. The door is locked.
"What the hell? Alohamora." He swings open the door and definitely throws up in his mouth just a little. Remus literally has James pinned to the wall, sucking on his neck while James makes sounds Sirius will never unhear. Both of them are shirtless and both of them look like their hair has been yanked on. "Eugh!" Sirius claps a hand over his mouth and both other boys glance toward him.
”Oh, you cunt!" Remus shouts. "Take the cloak off so I can see you when I punch you in the mouth." James is glancing around, trying to find his shirt. Sirius pulls the cloak off.
"What. What the bloody fucking hell is going on here, Prongs?!" James ignores him.
"Babe, just find your shirt later," Remus says. Sirius gags again. "Oh, fuck off, Pads. You are such an idiot!"
"Why didn't we grab the map?" James mutters.
"Are you guys dating?" Sirius yells.
"Ohmygod." Remus drops his head into James' shoulder. "No, Sirius, I'm on a mission to fuck Prongs in an abandoned classroom cause I am just desperate to be his bestie." James giggles. "Make an educated guess, mate."
"Is that- is that why Remus has been coming to watch practice? I thought that was for Marlene."
"Ew," Remus whispers. "As if. No."
"Oh my God, my best friend is dating my brother," Sirius murmurs. "That's disgusting!" Remus rolls his eyes.
"Stop whining, idiot. I'm starving, Jam, let's go."
"I need my shirt though, I can't find it."
"Hold on, hold on. How long have you two pervs been sneaking around?" He asks.
"Literally since December."
"Six months?!" Sirius shouts.
"Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't catch us earlier," James says. "I fully expected you to." Remus shakes his head.
"Who else knows?" Sirius asks.
"Marlene, I tell her everything. And Lily once found us in Hogsmeade. Alice and Frank saw us after practice one day. And Barty guessed," Remus lists off.
"Barty knows before me?" Sirius gasps. "James, what the hell? You're supposed to tell me everything."
"Yeah, well, not this. I wanted to keep it secret. Marlene is the only one who knows on purpose." Sirius makes a face. "Sirius, come on! I'm sorry. This is kinda new, I didn't want a jinx it!"
"Aw, that's cute. You wouldn't jinx it, love, too adorable," Remus says and bends down to kiss him. Sirius screams and runs away from them, deeply uncomfortable and needing to talk to Marlene.
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recomendandburn · 1 year ago
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beataylorsversion · 26 days ago
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why can't gay people flirt normally
like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard
it doesn't have to be:
"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"
"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"
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moonyswarmsweaters · 2 months ago
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Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.
Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?
Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .
Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.
Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing
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outromoony · 1 month ago
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Sirius: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to James, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.
Sirius: *whispers to James*
James: YOU'RE DATING MOONY?!
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ffunny-boness · 4 months ago
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i-need-of-a-hobby · 6 months ago
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sirius black would NEVER ask an angry girl if it's her time of the month.
he DOES, however, ask his boyfriend and brother constantly, and has been kicked by both for asking
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fiasco95 · 6 months ago
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Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?
Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.
Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.
Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?
Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!
Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.
Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.
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reggies-fake-horcrux · 1 year ago
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the fact that my friend who knows nothing about marauders was watching poa with me and asked "is Lupin just a symbol of rowlings homophobia?" speaks VOLUMES
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de4thbycre4tion · 4 months ago
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Sirius is an aggressive drunk (he'd love bar fights)
Peter is a giggly drunk (he'd film said bar fights)
Remus is a horny drunk (he'd find a bloody-nosed Sirius hot)
James just really wants to dance
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myrows · 6 months ago
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Sleeping beauties
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pottermagiczz · 5 months ago
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James: I need advice
Sirius: With what?
James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Remus?
Sirius: ...
Sirius: I'm in love with Remus?
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moonyswarmsweaters · 2 months ago
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Regulus, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped Remus: Where are you? Regulus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Remus: I’ll call James. James, answering his cell: Y’ello? Remus: Where’s Regulus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. James: Reggie? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- James: James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* James: I AM JUST WEARING CONTACTS INSTEAD OF GLASSES! Regulus : WHO ARE YOU?!
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spiritstar477 · 5 months ago
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Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .
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Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm
Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*
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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.
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Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
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Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
(bc they’re both batshit insane)
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