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the loneliness and sadness that creeps into you in a way that only growing up queer can cause. your parents can accept you and still make you feel like an outsider. your parents can love you and still reject parts of you. that old-fashioned kind of love where they think trying to mold you, make you tough, is better for you. or that quiet status quo where you just don't talk. and where everyone is accepted, though some are more than others. generations and generations it's just been easier to let it slide. to let it be. not cause a fuss. but then we sit there with a knot in our chests all our lives wondering how it got there
#this is about#all of us strangers#ofc your experience of a piece of media is molded by your own perspective#and i have been thinking a lot about growing up queer and how it still fucking sucked#for me. ten. twenty years ago. fuck it even five years ago#it still sometimes sucks#because i was raised without any queer representation around me#i was trained to be straight and to desire straightness#and anything remotely queer was mocked and bullied and judged#i saw it done by others and done to others so much that it's hardly surprising i did everything i could to Not be that#and the fact that i had to grow up that way#and that i still wouldn't feel at ease bringing a partner to a family event#makes my heart ache so much#i am often on my own and going home doesn't bring me comfort#it's like harry describes#it's just how it went#my parents didn't mean to make it like that#my mom even thinks it's sad#but she doesn't understand how it came to be#and i don't know if i can turn it around#adam's imaginings of how his parents envelop him with love and acceptance in the end#was a dream#but a painful one#a dream where your parents suddenly say all the right things#and for him they only did so bc they're dead and he could imagine whatever he wanted#/and still/ he imagined his mom rejecting his sexuality at first#literally so disgusted she can't drink her tea#oooooofofffffff.......#i need to think some more#my posts
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Have you guys seen this shit? You literally restrict the dogs leg movements as a correction. They don't come when called? Restrict and vibrate the legs until they do.
#if they run away hog tie them with a remote#okay i dont think it does that but ut does pull back with cables attached to the leg straps#i saw a video ad#the lengths people will go to just to not train their dogs
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[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.
#cw gore#WEEEE WHIPPING OUT ALL MY BELOVED PIXEL HORROR GAME SOUNDTRACKS FOR THIS ONE#STILL A WIP#SORTA. FORKSFORKSFORKS INSPIRED ME TO START WORKIN AT IT AGAIN. AND NOW IT LIVES. IT LIIIVEESS!!!#MOSLT.Y ATLEAST. I MIGHT MESS W IT MORE LATER. WE SHALL SEE. ANYWAY GABRIEL MONTEZ HUH. WOW POOR GUY#THERES A FASCINATING FEELING THAT COMES WITH BEING ON A OPERATING TABLE.AND BEING IN IMMENSE PAIN#ONE OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES IS LAYING ON A DENTIST CHAIR. SHAKING AND INVOLUNTARILY CRYING AFTER MANY MANY#NEEDLES TO MY THE MOUTH. I METABOLIZE THE NUMBING STUFF QUICKLY APPARENTLY. THEY NEEDED ALOT OF NUMBING SHOTS#BUT I WASNT AFRAID OR DISTRESSED. THE DENTIST WAS VERYVERY NICE AND ALSO UH. PRETTY. BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT#THE POINT IS. THAT IT WAS FASCINATING TO REALIZE MY PHYSICAL RESPONSE TO PAIN UNDER A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT#I DIDNT KNOW HOW EASY IT WAS TO SHAKE AND TO CRY PRYVIOUS TO THAT EXPERIENCE.MY DENTAL ADVENTURES CONTINUE#THEY CONTINUE TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE FOR PAIN TO BOIL AWAY THE TIME. TO DISTORT THE PASSING HOURS AND CONSUME EVERY THOUGHT#DO YOU REMEMBER PAIN? THE MOST SEVERE PAIN IN YOUR LIFE? NOW WILL YOU IMAGINE RED LIGHTS? RED LIGHTS AND SHIFTING FIGURES#NOW WILL YOU IMAGINE PAIN UNRELENTING.PAIN WORLD SHATTERING.PAIN IMMORTAL.CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING PULLED APART#THE HUMAN MIND CAN ONLY WITHSTAND SO MUCH PAIN BEFORE IT SHUTS DOWN AND HIDES.IT NEEDS TO PROTECT ITSELF AFTERALL. PAIN CAN ALTER#PAIN SHIFTS THE CHEMISTY OF THE MIND OF THE FLESH OF THE SOUL. FOR HUMANS ATLEAST. BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER HUMAN#YOU CHOSE OTHERWISE DIDNT YOU BOY.BECAUSE YOU WANTED MORE.STATUS.POWER.APPROVAL.SECURITY.SAFET.Y.#OHHH YOU CAN WITHSTAND THE PAIN FOR THAT. FOR ALL THAT. YOU WERENT TOLD THERE WOULD BE PAIN BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WERE PROMISED.#ITS ALL WORTH IT IN THE END. NOW LETS JUST HOPE SOME BLONDE TWERP DOESNT PROVE TO BE STRONGER THAN THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE#LETS HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. I LOST MY TRAIN O THOUGHT#anyway dawww poorr gabeee that shit probably huuurrrrtttss but so much time has passed that your body got tired of screaming and squirming#why havnt you passed out yet? maybe you might as well have at this point. like sleeping with your eyes open and your nerves awake#OH HEY FUNFACT ABT THE ART. I FOUGHT W IT ALOT. TOOK A LONG WHILE FOR ME TO BE REMOTELY HAPPY W THIS.#i was thinking abt pixel horror video games when i made it.just as i do with all great things ofc ofc#i love you pixel horror game i love yooouuuuu.i struggled so much w the colors for so LONNGG UHGHGHGH but im finally happy...im finally fre
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#just found out my work’s offices are almost completely flooded#I work remote but it’s still a painful loss#I have a lot of great memories there from work retreats and trainings#and we have a fairly small budget so I have no idea what the future looks like#in the grand scheme it’s so small (some of my coworkers have had to evacuate)#but yeah :(#edit: I’m far enough away to be completely fine btw
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#GUYS I DID IT!!!#I PASSED THE ASSESSMENTS#MY CLIENTS I TRAINED WITH THESE PAST 4 MONTHS GAVE ME GOOD REVIEWS#MY MENTORS SAID IM GUCCI#IM A CERTIFIED ONE ON ONE AND GROUP COACH ON THE PLATFORM AND GETTING REGISTERED NATIONALLY#IM GETTING MY CONTRACT THIS WEEK AND START GETTING PAID!!!#FUCK YES!!!!#its fully remote which means even if my disability gets in the way I can take care of myself at home and still work my magic#and I can work around my remote graduate schedule#THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!#IM SHAKING#after all the shit i've been through since march with my former work place doing odd jobs to make ends meet and barely making it#FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
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Guys i am not kidding but this is the perfect setting for a murder mystery
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i also write exclusively with fountain pens (cursive anon)
anyways i liked your recent comic, i feel like edelgard's cuteness is amplified by her short statue. makes me want to pick her up like a cat lol (says someone who is also short)
Byleth: Like a cat, huh...
Edelgard: ... can I help you?
Byleth: Tada
Edelgard: UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT
anon, you really shouldn't give her any ideas. for edelgard's sake.
#fe3h#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#edeleth#sterge.eml#sterge.pptx#edelgard von hresvelg#byleth eisner#in the days after#fountain pen supremacy 💪😤 anon i fuck with you big time#i've spent. an embarrassing amount of money on pens.#my workhorse is my parker im. i don't leave home without it!!#my grail pen is now at a price point i simply cannot abide and so i will have to dream of it eternally#unless i win the lottery i guess#alas.#probably should have colored this but whatever#narrowly avoided that emperor pantyshot. sorry perverts#i cannot be arsed to draw all their regalia anymore save for special occasions#thus byleth is out here in her thursday best (ladies night at the club)#knee brace over tights. are you sure?#please excuse my dust and be nice to me while i learn how to draw feet#idk that i ever even drew heels before i started drawing these chucklefucks#i am not a professional (or remotely trained) artist#i am simply a dyke with a pencil and more time than sense
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#cecile cosima caminades#kazuhira miller#raikov#raiden#solid snake#medic#mkaz#big boss#bibo chiquito#revolver ocelot#venom snake#vkaz#that train tape thing has been living rent free on my brain since i adquired such information#friend revealed to me raikov wears a thong. which is also very important & i don't recall seeing it remotely often here. wake up mgs tumblr#there are some ig requests & then me listening the universe asking me to do more snoopy vkaz#mgsnoopy#sketchdump
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Portrait of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock lll, King of the Wilderwest and the last of the great Viking heroes, done for his 20th (5th) birthday.
#I kinda went bonkers with this one ngl#I feel like one of the character designers on the movie team completely redesigning Toothless lmao#dragon art nouveau lol#httyd books#httyd fanart#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#listen if movie hiccup got a glow up I think book hiccup deserves one too#none of this is remotely vikingish#peep the tiny black star underneath his hand#art nouveau is like half rendered and half flat colors kinda hard to pin down#digital art#Digital Illustration#digital painting#my art
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thinking about white-collar office worker au where all the sodor railway blokes are working their remote jobs doing business management for the railway companies and its The Most Office Job Environment Ever.
Henry is the idiot who's muted over zoom and doesn't know it until someone tells him he's muted and he can't figure out why. James and Thomas get a screen cap of him leaning in trying to figure it out and change their Webcam backgrounds so everyone thinks they're Henry all the time.
Edward is the human resources representative and he is so fucking overworked by these clowns.
Gordon is the floor administrator and is looking for ANY valid reason to fire James but James is so fucking good at marketing he can't in good conscience get rid of him.
Percy is the IT wizard who everyone assumes is a robot and sleeps in the office and can fix literally anything. No one knows how. It Just Works™️. Gordon struggling with his Webcam and Percy sneezes on it: fixed. Convinced he is just an AI.
Thomas is the temp worker who never left.
The skarloey and culdee fell railway representatives work on the floor below them and just have constant noise complaints.
Plus they all get cute button ups and ties.
#ttte#fer rambles#fer au#vomiting rancid brain sauce train rot on tumblr as i sit working at my white collar remote office job like yeah.
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i find it really funny how people portray vox with a box head before alastor disappeared for 7 years considering if hazbin is set in present-day, alastor would've vanished in 2017 when crt tv's stopped being sold in 2008
#ilya'll but 2017 is NOT ancient 😭😭😭#not to mention i think vox would jump on the flatscreen train even Before 2008 because that would've been the new cool thing#he gets an older version of the flatscreen#+ in present day he gets a nice modern touchscreen#you no longer gotta reach for the remote#(<- headcanon)#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel#vox#the vees#radiostatic#<- only tagging bcs i see a lotta that content where the box head is featured
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vegito’s hot girl summer ☀️ 🌊
#dragon ball z#dbz#vegito#daikon draws#don’t ask me about the context of this image cuz idk#probably training on one of those remote islands near kame house#don’t ask about the lack of clothes either#i referenced the pose from pinterest i’m not shy about admitting it
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Inktober Day 12: Remote 🚂🐱 In loving memory of Tama. The first cat stationmaster, turned guadian diety. 🩷
#inktober 2024#inktober#art#kawaii#doodle#Tama#trains#toy trains#remote#daily art#daily drawing#drawing challenge#kawaiicore#daily doodle#procreate#digital art#digital artist#cute cats#sketch#drawing#cute#cute core
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urwis spent the whole of early morning basking in the sun on the windowsill - wonders of having an east-facing bedroom - so now that he came to bed to cuddle, he's just the absolute embodiment of warmth. his fur is nearly hot to touch and he smells so good, like a warm happy sleepy kitty
#żmija gada#gods the wonders of remote work. I can just cuddle my kitty in bed while going through more training videos
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I think it would be kinda funny if Roxy, with no attractions to run and not a lot else to do during the day, keeps getting really bored and showing up in the atrium with random shit that was discontinued years ago.
Like I dunno shows up driving a little train thing that used to drive people around all the different areas of the Plex or something and uses it to get people into areas they don't have a pass for as she runs over the staffbots that take your party passes. Starts her own robot wars thing on the main stage with a bunch of shitty remote controlled toys she found in the basement and taped a bunch of plastic cutlery to for weapons. Rallies a bunch of kids to call Freddy over and the second he pokes his head over the third floor balcony railing she fucking shoots him right in the face with a ball gun.
She does this kind of thing after hours too of course, but sometimes it's just a really slow day and she feels like the manager isn't mad at her enough yet lmao
#manager like: it's been a long week...#when it's only monday.#thing is she has literally nothing else to do#she's meant to entertain and she has no way of doing that other than arcade games and shit#which is bound to get boring eventually#hates golf so she's not playing that and she's banned from fazerblast#so either she goes and hangs out with the toddlers at the daycare (unlikely) watch a movie for the 800000th time in the theatre-#join Chica in her boring ass mazercise and fall over in a yoga class that's too slow for her#OR she can go bowling with Bonnie OR she can just piss the managers off and fuck off behind the scenes#just leaves to some abandoned area to entertain herself instead I guess#but like genuinely. she has so few choices and she's probably bored of all of them#why not spice it up with a remote control crab fight on the main stage? she's BORED!!!#she's got nothing better to do than hijack an old locomotive and start not-so-subtley sneaking people into places they didn't pay to go to!#some of these things don't even make her that much less bored but at least she's got something to do now!#might as well do it now she's got it right? management are gonna yell at her anyway!#choo choo motherfuckers Roxy just flattened a staffbot for shits and giggles!#quickly becoming the animatronic the kids think are so cool and amazing but are also too shy and nervous to approach#cause really who steals a fucking TRAIN?!#anyway.#roxanne wolf#fnaf security breach#WHY NOT PUT THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS ITS FUNNY#flys plex history#I guess? eh whatever close enough
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