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Just Add Interesting Campaign ft in Ad Age
Kernel Season’s Just Add Interesting Campaign ft in Ad Age and Clio’s Ads of the World. Loved working with the team @FamiliarCreatures! Many thanks!
https://www.adweek.com/agencyspy/wednesday-stir-163/181035/
https://www.adsoftheworld.com/campaigns/just-add-interesting
Credits
Client: Sauer Brands Product: Kernel Season's Brand Manager: Alina Allen Social Media Manager: Christina Jarboe Designer: John Dijulio
Creative Agency: Familiar Creatures Co-Founder / Creative Director: Justin Bajan Co-Founder / Creative Director: Dustin Artz Art Director: T. Scott Major Brand Director: Kate Luxton Head of Production: Scott Friske
Directors: Ben Hurst + Dave Thomas Producer: Erin Malloy
Post Production: Familiar Creatures Editor: Tiffany Burchard Colorist: Matthew Schwab VFX / Flame Artist: Chris Hagen VFX / 3D: Ryan Musselman
Audio Post: Overcoast Music + Sound Partner / Head of Post Production: Matt Whitworth Partner / Executive Producer: Travis Tucker
Media Agency: Lewis Media Partners
Public Relations: Carrie Wick, CWPR
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I am a math tutor and for years I've been recommending a specific calculator to students. it's the favorite of all the math tutors and it's just kind of a meme for us at this point. last year I made a custom metal style t shirt of the calculator to wear while I emphatically recommend it to students. 2 months ago I got it tattooed on my arm
truly there is nothing funnier to me than the look on a students face when I'm giving them the "you need a better calculator" speech while wearing a t shirt of the calculator I'm recommending and then I lift up my sleeve and show them a tattoo of the calculator
#i am personally responsible for dozens of people buying this calculator#our tutoring center has probably generated thousands of dollars in revenue for casio. they should pay us#calculator is a casio fx 115 es plus (1st edition) and if you are going to try to argue with me about my calculator choice#you BETTER NOT try to tell me that the TI-84 is is even remotely on the same level. this is a hill im willing to kill you on#when i showed my boss he laughed for several minutes and then said 'and you picked the correct calculator'#ive literally seen peoples grades go up by entire letters when they switched to the right calculator. im very passionate about this
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will is legit such an embarrassing professor omg... imagine the class is coming to an end and he states matter of factly that everyone, even you, have thought about killing someone, and he says it like he has very personal experience, and now your homework is to think about why this lady deserved to die and how you would have killed her-- and he says this all without making eye contact, with a rather blasé voice, and he is wearing a tweed looking coat, a flannel long sleeve, and a too big striped tie... and you're supposed to take him seriously and not get second-hand embarrassment...
#literally if my prof even say something remotely strange i get embarrassed for them#would not be able to STAND being in prof graham's class#too embarrassing too sad.... cannot imagine how harshly and annoyingly he grades the class essays omfg#nbc hannibal#will graham
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How do comic people write dialogue by hand I've never been able to keep the size consistent or keep the sentences straight
#I don't know how people write without running into this issue#I still need that guide paper you get in like 1st Grade to write remotely straight or consistently#I'm uh. not in 1st Grade anymore.#I've never understood this please tell me I'm not the only one that does this#how do the comic people do it
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You should make like a jerboa fursona (if ive sent you this twice im sorry idk if i sent the ask a few minutes ago or just thought about doing it really hard)
oh my god I should ..... gimme a bit ..... also no you didn't send it twice you just thought real hard <3
#just blahs#vik !!#its been too long since i completely redesigned my fursona#i have never drawn my fursona even remotely the same two times in a row#perhaps a jerboa will stick#ok but fr guys jerboas have been my most favoritest little guys since i found out they existed in 3 grade#when i bought a book about tiny animals from the book fair#theyre so <3333344#little scrimblies
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Refraining from being a sneaky little guy is so hard sometimes. My mom told me most of my presents came from ebay this year and both mine and my brother's big presents came from ebay this year. The most expensive thing I asked for was the Receiver Len figure and he was on ebay and there was one left on the listing do you know how easily i could find out if my mom got him or not-
#I WON'T#cause my mom is very big about having surprises on christmas#Even if she DID tell me to send her a figure under $50 and she'd get it for me because I have been. REALLY into Miku figures lately lmfao#idk if you can tell#anyways I'm excited cause if I get him then I'm using it as an excuse to buy Rin with my own money#and idk if you can tell or not from the past couple months but Remote Control is like. One of my favorite songs dshgnkjfdj#I have been very mentally ill about this song since 6th grade she's special to me#so having the project diva figures for it would be so nice#and i need a rin and len figure#I would like to have a figure for every cyrptonoid in my collection (and by that i mean miku rin len and kaito#cause I'm not a huge meiko and luka fan but they're cute ^^)
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just learning there may be a chance I have dyslexia and just never knew
#growing up i had all of the dyslexia problens in the way of writing and spelling#(and a bit in pronunciation of words)#with pronunciation i would switch up the sounds in my head for example for remote i would end up saying merote#and when i was writing i would often randomly capitalize letters that way i could see them better (most D and B)#or i would capitalize ALL of the letters#i remember crying in kindergarten because i could only write my name in all capitals#i also remember my dad screaming at me because i wouldn't write in lowercase when i was supposed to#(he made me write out all of the lowercasr letter then write them in uppercase)#i still struggle with this a lot i even do it when I'm typing but it's most prevalent when I'm hand writing notes for school#i also have a hard time spelling things even if i know the word REALLY WELL it can be a word i write or type every day and i can still#stuggle with spelling it#but the thing is i never had any problems with reading things in my head (not out loud though that was hard)#in fact i had a 12th grade reading level when i was in 5th grade#which is why i never thought i was dyslexic since i had a friend who was dyslexic and had a very hard time reading#and many educators and people when they think of dyslexia they think or just not being good at reading#when that's not really the case#and now i do struggle with reading books#i often stare at book pages reading the same sentence over and over trying to comprehend it#i even do that with fan fic#and it's annoying#the only reason i read fan fic more is because it grabs my attention and it seems more worth it to struggle through than a boring book for#school that was written 100 years ago :/#anyways yeah. crazy shit abt me.#imagine if i have autism and ADHD and dylexia and dyscalculia#also i juat mixed up all of those fucking letters in adhd
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i was in a weird generation of early gen z students where modern technology was becoming More of a thing in classrooms but nobody really understood what to do with it. we all got our government mandated ipads in middle school and literally only used them to play piano on an app. we still went to the computer room for everything else
#we only had them for like maybe a few hours out of every week though they weren't really ours#cannot imagine that giving my 8th grade classmates their own chromebook would have gone even remotely well#they would have been destroyed in less than a week. there would have been a mass casualty event#this being the class that almost stabbed each other to death with javelins during gym class 😐#txt
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i have wished for three desperate years that someone would find my writing-- my posts, my stories, my shitty little poems-- and tell me i obviously understand, even enough to (so technically) count. this will, of course, never happen. and so i spend my time looking in on real people, reading their stories and watching them without ever starting a conversation and then, later, involuntarily performing an awful dreamlike parody of the things they say their lives are like alone in private. Look at me. I completely get it.
part of the reason this is such a bitter pill to swallow is because feeling like a fetishistic creep is a visceral and common part of closeted transness. i read about people who felt the exact same ways i did, except they had the capacity for redemption-- they were what they were so afraid of infringing on the whole time; i, of course, do not have this possibility. i will be a creep forever, reading story after story about people who feel just like me-- but who, crucially, could change.
i think it is better for everyone for me to stay like this in my pretty headspace bedroom and in our blog nobody reads. "cis people who want to be their own gender but trans" are not looked upon kindly anyway, and i specifically have tangled the idea of transness into my heart so deeply that i relate to things in a way that could only be horrifically inappropriate for anyone who wasn't trans in that specific direction. i am so easy to hurt and such a liability socially that there's no way i SHOULD be barging into (invading, haha) trans spaces of my gender when that could only ever end in tears. but i want to. achingly, shamefully, condemningly i want to
#txt#again this is literally just more yapping as if someone will bestow on me a Good Grade in Being Trans In My Heart#i used to be able to keep this shit in our notes app but whatever now i NEED the feeling of knowing someone has seen it#...not that that's helping really!#like. i cannot imagine that my attempts at obscuring my identity and thus what is going on here are remotely successful#which means most likely you all fucking KNOW what my general baggage is and have not in fact bestowed a Valid Fake Trans badge on me#Likely because that is an insane thing to demand but also because like. i dont deserve one.#i need to just quit it and stop worrying everyone but i cant bury this shit anymore. it hurts too much. SOMETHING has to give
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I understand scheduling kids for classes is a complex unwieldy task but
*scream of rage*
#I have sixth graders back in a seventh grade class that is now at 26#I have 22 computers and no it doesn’t help that they’re GT and they have to take GT during Q3#what about Q4? goddddddd#*applies to higher paying remote jobs that will reject me anyway harder*#I’m just so fucking frustrated with the school system
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Good news: your girl got a call from her school today, passed all her exams and is getting her high school diploma this spring/summer, so yay.
I’m “only” 34 after all, but what the fuck. I did it.
#personal#none of my grades were too good apart from english#where i scored higher than in my own mother tongue ldkglgklg#but even that was good not excellent#anyway i passed and i'm getting out of there and onto new adventures (and challenges)#might post pictures later when i'm actually graduating heh#i also took another test today. for another school i applied to this spring#it was a remote test and the first test out of many i guess#and my god it was so fucking hard. i took ages to write it and i couldn't even properly finish it in time because i'm such a turtle#when it comes to writing anything kdkfkg#so it's probably littered with mistakes and sounds dumb as hell and i doubt i'm gonna pass it but anyway#at least i got accepted to that one school already if anything#it's just that. it wasn't my first choice so. i'm still trying D:#anyway i'm feeling hyper and shit and i can barely process this all#at least my stress from the last two days got relieved a little bit#because i apparently have to buy new tires and wheels to my car and i can't fucking afford it right now so heh#but anyway life finds a way i guess
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I think the universe just hates me personally (can't find my scooby doo comics)
#WHERE ARE THEY#i own like 5 individual issues split between SD WAY and SD & batman adventures and i cant find like 4 of them#this is important bc i just got this new app where you track which comics youve read and i need to be accurate bc yay lists and just aaaggh#also sidenote i think ive found my soulmate this one person leaves a review on each and every WAY comic and they EVEN AGREE WITH ME#literally they said they hated over the boardwalk and i was literally like 'i think im in love'#also i know you guys almost certainly dont know what that is. i have an insanely unporportional hatred of that story especially compared to#its relevancy to scooby comics much less scooby doo as a whole#however i hate it so fucking much its unreal. like pure rage. its worse than scooby apocalypse to me <<<<absolutely nonsensical opinion#anyways feel free to ask me about it (i dare you. i dare you to do it) because i WILL fume with rage and i think that must be heard#but i will not go into a scooby comics rant unprompted. because before i subject you to that i need to know that at least 1 person is#remotely interested lol#also to properly form my rant id have to make myself read over the boardwalk again 🤢🤢🤢 <<<again nonsensical response#and i wont do that for me but id do it for any of you in an instant#ANYWAYS WHERE ARE MY COMICS. LITERALLY ONLY MY SCOOBY ONES (minus one sd & batman issue) ARE MISSING#my far sector tpb? got it! the historical civil war comic i think my grandfather gave me in 5th grade? have that! the scooby doo comics?#gone. vanished from this plane of existence#actually i do know where they are. i have too many books to fit in my bookcase so theres a huge stack that takes up like part of a wall of#books and notebooks and folders and old school binders and other junk#................#goddamn it im going to go through that aren't i#this is gonna be a total mess dear lord#if i die know that i got crushed by a huge tower of books btw#anyways now time to go thru a bunch of trouble to track down like 3 single issues i KNOW i own#blah
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honestly the loneliness i carried with me from age 11-12 is something i don't think i'll ever be able to forget
#reflecting again lately but like#it was more than just getting bullied but widespread social ostracization. i was the 'gross' kid that no one really wanted to be around#for the simple crime of ... being too into pokemon in 3rd and 4th grade. and this followed me for years despite not talking about it anymor#and the crazy thing ... i wasn't even that out of the ordinary !! not that i wouldve somehow deserved it if i was but it was more just like#if *anyone* was even remotely into videogames or anime then like... i wouldve had like a niche group of friends at the very least#not to be like 'i was born in the wrong generation' but i would not have been so out of place if i grew up in the 90's instead i feel like#im so certain what made me a cringey freak was not paying attention to the mainstream culture of the 2000's - 2010's. it felt like the -#unabashed earnestness of the 90's got completely obliterated the two following decades#just asked my sister about it and she said that tracks skdjhgf so... gh
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Remember that time i missed a matchday to take an "exam" to apply to a new job? So there was a practical exam after that one and apparently I scored the highest grade possible so it looks like I'll get that job
But I don't want to
#its a good job it pays amazing etc etc but i... dont want to work#tkfkdkfmtmymhk#idk i cant explain clearly in a way that yall could understand why im not even remotely thrilled by this#also i cant help but feel like there was a mistake in my practical exam like... i dont think i should have gotten that grade#and idk#i dont like any of this#i just want to go back to sleep#rambles
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funny thing happened when i was subbing fourth grade technology today. a boy raised his hand when i introduced myself as miss (last name) and said "there used to be someone who looked JUST like you who worked at after care a few years ago."
"that was me >:)"
and he was like... honestly *____*-facing
#idk how to describe the emotions of the *____* (an underrated fav of mine) thats why art is so much more eloquent than words#tales from diana#some kids realize it's me and im the same person#oh when i was working for the after school program i went by miss diana. important detail#we all did first names except for my coworker who was a para at the school during the day she still went by her last name. naturally#bc that's what all the kids knew her as already#but yeah like my boss was mr. bruce for instance#i had a boy in one second grade class seemingly FORGET me? he was a kindergartener#i had just walked into the room a minute ago and i said '(his name) stop that' and he was like 'how do you know my name?'#uhm. because we've played stratego together.#another girl in his grade (now a second grader) who used to really love me and always seems happy to see me subbing#she asked me one time 'why did you change your name?' 'i didnt!' and she was like: :0000#me explaining to my friends that i have a first AND last name#also in that fourth grade class was my first grader i used to tutor when school was still remote!#he's so big now jesus fuckin christ#he asked me if i. like. PREFER to be called miss (last name) bc w him i just went by diana#and i was like 'well. you know my name and thats ok but just call me what all the other kids are supposed to call me' lol#if you run into me at the grocery store you can say hi diana. at school it's miss b#he's funny he always doesn't like to seem too attached or affectionate (he was like that when he was young too) but i can tell#he's always happy to see me around :)
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fun thing to do: experience your "persistent ringing in ears with no known cause" changing into "also something audibly vibrating and physically moving in there, for some reason"
#the good news is that it would be wild if it was hearing damage bc i havent done anything remotely along those lines#for like... several weeks before it started. alternate cause from Dr Google was ear wax? doing weird stuff? which would b v on brand#OR: the urban legend you heard in 3rd grade about earwigs is now REAL and i am its PIONEER#ink post#rambling#the less likely option from dr google was middle ear infection which. yeah i could be the person with an adult ear infection#that would make sense for me
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