#remind me to delete this in the morn’

[distantwave]

[yumeyumeappleo]

donnie i drew idk

[wtfforged]

you guys are so lucky i have a hard No Deleting Art Posts policy (unless it particularly offends me to look back at) otherwise this blog would be in smithereens.

[charmstrangebeauty]

Willing to bet that Joe Locke’s dialect coach is straight and it’s causing me stress like his pronunciation is fine but that’s not how a queer American person would say that slang

Anyway I’m not opposed to hiring Brits to play Americans but I do think having queer writers and actors is not actually sufficient in this case

[slasherscream]

really wish people would read blog rules more, it makes running blogs like this very low reward and you feel like a machine if people aren't commenting and aren't even abiding by one of the, honestly, very few and politely phrased rules i even have

[a-s-levynn]

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[zmpl]

god fucking damn it i’m going to have to go get stitches again

[applejuiceaddictyo]

yo wendys has an orange creamsicle frosty now???

[undersaarthal]

calne diary entry

dear Auri-el:

fuck this stupid baka life. elenwen walked in on me drawing yaoi of me and ancano. she seemed disturbed and also a little left out. i'm sorry elenwen!!!! I primise i'll include you! yours ever so truly,

CALNE MALAU NAGAIALE

[russilton]

I’ll be like “I love u ur my friend” and bad will be like “hmm instead of saying I love you back what if I dropped a couple thousand words of fic that rip you open from gut to sternum and splay ribs to leave your heart exposed”

And then I’ll say “I value how you listen to me” and she’ll share writing that makes me want to commit arson and tear bricks from the walls and turn glass to dust with my fingers

How am I friends with so many people who will crawl into a tree when I tell them they make my life brighter but then throw back things so profound and gorgeous I worry my heart is going to collapse from the ache- HOW. ITS NOT JSUT BAD ITS ALL OF THEM. IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Also “why are you posting this” bc it’ll take them a while to see it and I want to be sworn at

[frumdyke]

american english is so scary because how do you know if someone is talking about chocolate or sweets ? what is A Candy ? like i think a full sized dairy milk is a single candy ? but also a boiled sweet is one candy ? but then again they went off with popping candy. although i woulda given that stuff a better name i think. something more explodey. if i went into a usamerican supermarket i would be really very scared. i would probably need to sit down before i went in because i would be so tired walking across the giant car park. and i would say "back where im from there are tescos with their own bus stops. sainsburys too." i would go in the big scary shop and ask "where is the chocolate" and someone will say "candy aisle's over there" and i would say "i dont want candy i want chocolate" and i would find the chocolate eventually. it would probably make me cry because apparently the only options are Bad Chocolate or Bad Chocolate With Peanut Butter. and peanut butter makes me so so sad because it smells so bad. and then i turn around and some guy is making fun of me for saying car park instead of parking lot. you can't even escape the scary shop because theres no bus. i cant drive a car thats scary !!!

[paragonequinox]

3/13/2016 8:57 AM

[oreoambitions]

'bout to download all the dating apps just to explain that I want neither sex nor a relationship I just want to hold hands in the bookstore and fall asleep in one another's arms on the couch and then rinse and repeat as necessary until we're both strong enough and soft enough to face the world again

[williamshamspeare]

chef kawasaki is so fuckin hot man I'm gonna fuckin die man where am I

[whysamwhy123]

LOL, what if I tried to overcome my inability to write smut by writing an unimaginably self-indulgent fic based on a fucking manga series that I was obsessed with Back in the Day that nobody knows and nobody would care but it also wouldn't matter because I'd just be writing it for me and it would just be pure pornography and trashy as hell and I probably wouldn't dare show it to anyone else, let alone post it but maybe it would help me get over some of my insecurities about writing or maybe it would just make them worse and be a waste of time and what am I doing, shut the fuck up, Sam, LOL

[vulcannic]

this is the third time this year there’s been an emergency on my street where a fire tuck and police cars had to park outside my house and i gotta say!! i’ve discovered this is a big trigger for me!!!