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off on an adventure ! this au turns 1 week old today
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#kugisaki nobara#yuuji#megumi#nobara#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#lmhs#atla!au: illust#atla!au: art#finalized earth kingdom clothes !!! tht did not change much barring a few tonal shifts fr megu#1 week in and it already feels like a lifetime has passed. i have a small portfolio's worth of pieces Already#im in so deep and i do not want out#got given the master Lore Scroll today and . sharp inhale. BOY#im so hype abt this im so hype abt THEM#they r taking megu out on the town :D and trying 2 one-up each other. god they make me ill#i have never wanted good things to happen More to a group of characters than i have fr them#i originally ws upset @ my me fr giving nobara a bag tht covered her charm#but then i remembered she Also wears it at her collar :D#im so happy i make the rules. so happy i hold the keys to their closet#so happy their adventure is going to b fun and mundane and void of significant character defining events#they r just going out to grab lunch probably <3
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daucus carota
#landscape#digital art#speedpaint#study#digital painting#hey so theres a few things not quite right with me :)#one of them being my insane perfectionism#and the other day i realised#theres so many weird rules in my brain that im barely even aware of#im stopping myself from painting things i would like to paint because theyre... too easy???#and like anything that isnt a struggle is worthless apparently#but guess what friends :))))))#its actually Allowed to do something that is fun and easy#wild right?#wow#anyway heres this dune landscape that i churned out in under an hour not bc that is easy but bc im really good at drawing lol#featuring my favourite flower#queen anne's lace
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some mp100 doodles from the last couple days
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka#sakurai yusuke#koyama megumu#mp100 fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#doodle page#the first one is a few of the outfits from various official arts#same with the second#THEY KEEP GIVING REIGEN GLASSES IN OFFICIAL ART#i know of at least THREE different ones where he wears 3 different styles of glasses#which has lead me to believe that he either needs glasses or already has contacts (i believe he has contacts already)#i think the world needs more glasses reigen#also during my rewatch of mp100 that I’m doing bc I’m showing it to my older brother#i realized that a silly ship could be Reigen and Sakurai#I mean the ship name is RIGHT there with sakurei /silly#they would get on each others nerves so much it would be funny#but in the end Sakurai has Koyama so 😁😁😁#also yeah Sakurai looks like Gregory Edgeworth and he would be a Steel Samurai fan 😁 sorry I don’t make the rules
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Here's the inevitable part 2 of the God of War Ragnarok x Arcane crack AU I had y'all 👍👍
These ideas obliterated me out of nowhere so I definitely went wild with them this time. I fleshed out more of the girls' origins and the drama with Silco who's on a spree for revenge on Vander.
Silco saves little Powder from a pack of monsters and she tries to give him a reason not to finish his quest for vengeance.
Unfortunately, their relationship isn't enough because Silco doesn't believe he can be saved. He uses his mind control power to manipulate Vi's anger + Spartan Rage against herself and Vander. Even so, Powder can't bring herself to kill him after seeing he's not entirely the monster they say he is.
The fight ends with Powder alone with Silco and scarred from the chains of Vi's blades of chaos. And of course Silco banishes Vi into another realm and assumes she would die from her injuries.
(Vander may or may not get revived and come back later stuck in his beast form bc this AU is tragic enough 😭)
I'll leave the rest to interpretation but this was a blast to draw! The Norse mythology theme is still my favorite and drawing the fight scenes and family stuff was the best part.^^
#fanart#my art#digital art#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane vi#vi arcane#arcane powder#arcane jinx#young vi#au#arcane vander#arcane silco#crossover#god of war#gow ragnarok#arcane warwick#norse mythology#flashbacks#comic#tw blood#chaos blades#vi is a canon spartan i dont make the rules#zaundads#vi and powder#vi and vander#powder and silco#family#gonna take a long break after this one i swear this possessed me for the past few weeks lmao#zaundad family
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You’re invited to the…
PROFIC PARTY!
I made a list of prompts to use across two weeks. You can do moodboards, stimboards, icons, banners, writing, art, or any other creative thing! For ships, feel free to use ships from any fandom or selfships! You can skip days, do multiple things for one day, or anything else that you���d prefer. Tag your works with #profic party, and/or @ me, and I’ll reblog it here!
WEEK ONE:
Day 1: Your OTP.
Day 2: Your favorite character(s).
Day 3: Your most problematic ship.
Day 4: A rarepair that you like (or a selfship that you don’t talk about often).
Day 5: A crossover ship (or a crossover of two things that you love).
Day 6: A poly ship.
Day 7: A character that you like from media that you aren’t otherwise interested in.
WEEK TWO:
Day 8: Any character or ship, themed after your favorite season.
Day 9: A character or ship from media that you loved as a child.
Day 10: A platonic ship.
Day 11: A character or ship that exemplifies your favorite trope.
Day 12: A headcanon that is basically canon in your mind.
Day 13: Any character or ship at their ideal party.
Day 14: Free day! Make whatever your heart desires.
#if you’re on my ‘will block’ list then I won’t reblog your things and I will just block you#that’s like the one rule#I hope that you understand#profic party#I might start tomorrow on Monday to make it even#I added a few two prompt ones if I thought that one wouldn’t fit selfshippers since I love them#btw this is open like indefinitely#whenever you stumble across this post it is profic party time#proselfship#proship#proshipper#profiction#selfproship#profic#anti-anti#anti anti#not a request#prompts#creative#edits#editing prompts
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Charr Name Guide + Name List
Disclaimer: what is written here is derived from attentive observation of what's seen in-game and strives to be as lore-compliant and close to canon as possible.
Impotant note: if you want a name that can be used in-game, remember that the character limit is 19, spaces included!
FIRST NAMES
Can be pretty much anything you want, though there are some general guidelines.
Traditionally, first names are usually: - of Latin or Greek origin (Crecia, Galina, Vitus, Scylla, etc) - regular nouns (Ember, Rage, Talon, Flint, Snarl, etc) - simply made up for the sound (Rytlock, etc)
Exceptions are pretty common nowadays, with names taken also from other races, as a charr named Simon Blackgut is poked fun at for his human-sounding name.
Masculine names tend to have sharper sounds, while feminine sound smoother.
WARBAND NAMES
The name is picked when the warband is formed. While that usually happens in the fahrar, warbands can form and dissolve for any reason and at any point. Any charr who later joins the warband must change their last name to one that includes the warband's name. On certain occasions (death of the Legionnaire, their removal from the position, or events of importance to the warband), the name can be changed.
Warband names are not unique, and multiple warbands can have the same name even within the same Legion.
Warbands' names tend to indicate either their primary skills or line of duty (Net for fishers, Pick for miners, Welder for builders, etc), but some can be more generic or refer to different aspects shared by its members (Dawn, Paw, Heart, etc). Some warbands formed to fulfill a highly-specific duty might pick an otherwise "incorrect" name directly related to it (Ogre is a warband tasked with pushing back ogres).
Some warbands pick their name as a way to honor fallen soldiers or pay tribute to historical figures (the Scorch warband with Kalla Scorchrazor, Bhuer Goreblade with the Gore warband after his sire cleaned the tainted legacy of the name Gore).
Ash, Blood, Iron and Flame are not strictly off-limits as warband names, as there appear to be at least a Blood warband and an Iron warband seen in game. Regardless, individuals regularly pick them for their personal part of the last name.
[Note: the lore about the "Primus warbands" and Imperators needing to be part of them (or descendants of the Khan-Ur) seems to have been completely abandoned, other than the High Legion's names being implied to be derived from the warbands of the sons of the Khan-Ur]
LAST NAMES
The last name of a charr belonging to a warband is made of two words. One is the warband's chosen name, while the other is more descriptive of the individual (personality, appearance, ideals, history, occupation, etc).
Important: nouns, base form verbs and adjectives only. No adverbs, no comparatives.
The two words can be in either order, though they have to make grammatical sense and "sound right" (Shotfierce and Keepersoul don't really work, while Fierceshot and Soulkeeper do. Stoneglow and Glowstone work in either case.)
Nouns and verbs can be used in either position, while adjectives tend to be used for the first word (Fierceshot, Crimsonfist, Heavyblade, etc).
Most verbs can also be used as suffixes in their derivative noun form (chase/chaser, crack/cracker, gut/gutter, etc), and they can also be warband names. Note that the word used for the warband can't be altered in personal names (a member of the Welder warband can't change it to Weld, and so a member of the Weld warband can't use Welder).
Words used in warband and last names are singular. There are rare exceptions, usually for things that come in pairs or multiple (Haunteyes).
Last names can be compound words (Brimstone is both another name for sulphur and brim+stone), but compound words can't be used as part of surnames (Brimstoneblade wouldn't work, as they're effectively 3 words).
Words tend to be short, usually not longer than 7-8 characters.
Given their martial and industrial culture, charr are unlikely to pick peaceful, cutesy and weak-sounding words for their name, especially when combined. However, such words can still be worked with depending on the warband name (Sweetflower wouldn't be used, but both Sweetpoison and Flowerblade could be chosen by the right charr in the Poison and Blade warband respectively).
Likewise, names related to food, other species (animals or races), plants and the "beautiful/nicer" parts of nature are rare, usually coming down to the individual's duty or particular skills (there's a charr named Drakecatcher who could be part of either the Drake or Catcher warband, while Hawkslayer and Skaleslayer are found in the same map and could be both part of the Slayer warband). [Note: titles and names like those are more typical of norn and kodan.]
Despite their military-based culture, words that indicate ranks (both inside and outside of the Legions) are not used, likely due to the risk of mixing them up with actual ranks (boss, master, rookie, captain, general, soldier, tribune, etc).
Words used should be things reasonably known by the charr and especially Tyria as a whole (things that don't exist in Tyria like "horse", "bleach", "digital", etc). That said, some charr might end up using previously "off-limits" words after certain discoveries ("Holo" is unlikely to be used before the tech spread around Tyria after Personal Story, while "Jade" can be used for its other meanings but never in reference to Canthan tech prior to EoD) or mingling with other races ("Cable", "golem" and "aether" are common words for asura, but charr are unlikely to pick them unless they specialize in that kind of tech).
While not a rule per se, charr are quite unlikely to use technical or "fancy" words for their name, instead opting for more common and generic ones ("Coal" is more likely than "Carbon", "Salt" instead of "Sodium", "Iron/Steel/Metal" instead of more specific metals, etc).
It's important to note that not all charr regularly use a last name tied to their warband or even feel the need to have one. Some stick to their titles (Smodur the Unflinching, Erracus the Wise, Howl the Brazen, etc) or only their first name (usually gladia who renounce their previous last name or those born outside of the Legions who never had a warband).
Last but not least, keep in mind that most charr decide their names when they're cubs or teenagers, so don't be afraid to have fun and be cringe with them! :3
Other useful resources
→ Charr Name List ← Made by me. Hopefully includes all words used for names found in the game, plus a whole lot more that make sense for the average charr. I'll try to keep it updated/adding to it.
From the GW2 Wiki - Names section in the Charr page - List of known warbands on the Warband page (only includes mentioned warbands, leaving out all the NPCs that don't appear with someone who shares part of the name) - Charr NPC list (contains ALL charr NPCs in the game, so it's very long) - GW1 Charr NPC list
My fave name site, which has categories (Roman and Greek for charr specifically, but Italian might help too) and provides actual meanings, pronounciations and variants of names!
Guild Wars 2 Name Generator by newms34 (very good generator for all playable races if you quickly want ideas to start from, not extremely varied but still a great aid)
[Dividers by @soulbeastdragon]
#another disclaimer: English is not my first language and I've never studied grammar as in depth as I did with my first language. I tried :')#nothing I do remains “simple and fast” for long#this has taken me quite a long time cuz I kept finding stuff to rephrase or specify with examples. I hope it's readable :')#also yes I'm aware that Efram GreetSglory is out of pattern. it's one of those few exceptions that confirm the rule I guess. he just can.#he's kinda proof that you can do what you want at the end of the day. I'm just here to help with lore-friendliness#gw2 charr#charr#charr names#gw2 ocs#gw2 resources#gw2#gw2 headcanons#name guide
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for real tho guys can we stop using “he” as the default/generic pronoun for an unspecified Blorbo. can we stop doing that. we’ve moved on from he as default pronoun in every other context by now but we’ve apparently reinvented it in the specific context of fandom posts
#this was not actually prompted by the post I just reblogged#I know that ‘he would not fucking say that’ is just the structure of that meme#it annoys me at times but that’s how memes work and I don’t really care#no this was prompted by a completely different post I saw immediately after that using ‘he’ to refer to a generic character dynamic#and not just that one but allllll the other ones I’ve seen before it#I made a rule for myself like six months ago that I wouldn’t reblog those rotating my blorbo etc posts#if they used exclusively male gendered language#do you know how few of them I have been able to reblog since then??#like 80% of those generic relatable posts talking about how no one is normal about their blorbo or whatever#are about men. and only men.#can we stop#hot takes with stars
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Just a small crappy Caz doodle I did as a sketch warm up

I’ve played/watched play throughs of this game so many times and the ending still gets me misty eyed
Still Wakes the Deep is 100% in my favourite games list
#right in the fucking feels#cameron mcleary#caz mcleary#still wakes the deep#still wakes the deep fanart#my take on what Caz looks like at least#there is no way he kept his hard hat on after plunging into the ocean#quick sketch#quick doodle#one of the few times I like my warmup sketches#cw blood#Caz has like 18 concussions by this point I don’t make the rules#have I already created an AU for this game??#ppft duh it’s me we’re talking about#art#my art#fanart
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I randomly saw this and...

Based on the way they both dress in the same environment (in a context where Jaskier wasn't just kicked out half dressed from someone's apartment), I'm going to take a wild guess which is which...
What Radovid said: "Redania’s not a bad place. Bit cold in the winter and humid in the summer, but the food is spectacular!"
What Radovid meant:
"Back home, I'm a sad wet cat that likes wearing a thick and heavy fur cloak over a long sleeved shirt and a puffy quilted doublet. I also prefer letting my hair down my shoulders to keep my neck warm, and will enjoy sitting at the very end of the table with my back directly to the fire..."
"But I can be convinced to move away from a direct source of heat with food..."
#Jaskier#Radovid#Radskier#Meanwhile Philippa's just sitting there in a thin sleeveless dress...#To be fair most characters are wearing quite a few layers it's just that Radovid's doublet is quilted AND that fur cloak is huge#and looks so heavy!#Plus he always keeps his hair down on his shoulders#Makes me wonder at times if that fur cloak isn't the equivalent of a heavy blanket for him...#Now that I think of it you'd tell me Radovid is neurodivergent I wouldn't even be surprised about it!#He's not as clearly coded as Jaskier is with ADHD...#But the whole theme of these two constantly “masking” and playing parts in an effort to fit in / be accepted in their respective worlds...#While seeing and experiencing it differently and developing their own personal way of communicating together#With very little regard for social norms rules or expectations#Does give me a “two neurodivergent people connecting together and falling in love” vibe...#So maybe the deep pressure provided by the weight of his cloak is one of the many means that Radovid has found to self-soothe#And feel some level of comfort...#Either way Jaskier looks like he'd be able to provide plenty of heat and pressure#and make our little sad wet cat very happy!#My Posts#My Thoughts#My Stuff
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if multiple requests are allowed.... Could I ask for a new52 Jonathan. I do like him and I feel he get's to much hate in fandom, but I like it it changing slowly. I envy your talent ❤️
hehe of course!! always happy to take a request from one of my fave moots <3

nix out here feeding the scarecrow fans yet again,, how does he do it??
#new 52 scarecrow is cool he's just a guy tbh#i still prefer fear state but i do like this design#there are very few scarecrow designs i can point at and go “that's bad”#and this is NOT one of those designs this one rules#i keep trying to think of a bad scarecrow design but it eludes me#salecrow? rules. btas? rules. fear state? fucks AND rules. arkham games??? LAWD#i'm also growing more and more fond of lego scarecrow#like yeah i already love him but like#he's just a guy!! a little spooky guy!!!#anyways time for the real tags#hee ho ha ho im a funny lil art man#nix's notecard drawings#dc comics#fanart#my art#traditional art#batman#scarecrow#jonathan crane#new 52#art requests
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You arrogant stuck up bitch! You don't need to give me any time to update my bio. You can block me now! ffs smh 😡
posting this one so that everyone else can block you too
#context is that he sent me an ask with his age (60s) and I told him that the reason age in bio is a requirement for me#is because its my small way of checking to see if theyll respect me enough to follow one small boundary#so I told him I'd give him a few hours to add his age to his bio or I'd block him#because that's my boundary that I set for a reason#and. well. you can see how much my reasoning about respect is paying off rn#this kind of behavior is why I have the rule!! it's not about how old you are. it's about whether you can respect me#bitts answers#block list
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Allow me to present this gorgeous magazine cover of Chase and Kyrahlise I commissioned from @javs-arts! I love it so much! <3
#my headcanon is that Lavinet helped style them for this photoshoot but Chase had a lot of input on it too#so Kyrah doesn't have much jewelry when she joins the Shepherds even though she really likes it#because if she only has money for one thing she's going to get a book or new paint supplies instead of jewelry#but over time between buying a few pieces herself and gifts from Chase she ends up with a nice little collection#thanks to kingdom-dance for helping me pick which pose to go with! <3#shepherds of haven#shoh#chase trinaeste#oc: kyrahlise niriviel#the timing of getting this commission is kinda funny#because I *just* figured out some things about the Magical Heist fic I've been thinking about for well over a year#and it has morphed into *a lot more* than purely a heist#I'm excited to keep working on it but it'll take a long time I'm sure. though the time will pass anyways#also guess who spent 20 minutes looking up a grammar rule for one of the headlines#if you guessed it was me you are correct! lol#English grammar rules my beloathed#does anyone read all these silly tags I put on things? well if you do sorry they're a mess and thanks for reading them
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s7 episode 21 “je souhaite” thoughts
welcome back to M2LS for the newest episode liveblog!
i have to say, this feels monumental. we are almost at the end of s7. i know a lot of people enjoy this episode, and i’m in the mood for something light and airy before we descend into the s8 angst.
yes, you must recall that i googled this show and read the wikipedia page a year ago before i started watching it, so i know some things. but to be honest, i’m kind of sickly excited for the s8 angst😈there are some particular tropes at play that i’m looking forward to investigating.
but! we have to get there first. and i plan on getting all of my s7 stuff around before watching the finale for cliffhanger reasons. and also, my posting will probably get way less regular very shortly… but it was a brilliant year of 2 or 3 posts a week that we shared.
anyway. let us get comfy and cozy and started!
reading the description… a man without a mouth…? a corpse without a head? a genie?? what will mulder wish for!! and why the french title… lmao. let us see
(post-episode thoughts: peace and love. and also may i SPECIFICALLY note goodwill toward men!!!!)
we open in missouri. someone is looking for anson, who is reading a magazine filled with pictures of boats. i support him chilling in a storage unit and looking at boats instead of working.
he hasn’t cleared out 407! oh. don’t tell him he won’t amount to anything! “a monkey could do this job, right, jay?” “well, you can’t, so what’s that say about you?” <- OOP! jay commands him to go clean out 407 THIS INSTANT!
he cracks the lock on the storage unit, which is filled with old furniture covered in plastic. and many cobwebs. and a rug. with something in it! it jumps! then unrolls it as spooky music plays…. OH! a woman? with a gem under her eye! was chilling in the rug!
she opens her eyes…. and he seems to have vanished! jay comes back to the carpet rolled out. but then jay starts to grunt. HE LOST HIS MOUTH? well. that must be the guy without a mouth part of the episode explained.
how will bro eat or drink!!!
intro time… literally GET spooky with it. i love the scene of baby agents with the guns. very short intro. we must have an action-packed episode.
mulder is at the desk, asking someone- who i presume to be jay- if he can get him some coffee, or water, or anything. he shakes his head no. probably because he has no mouth. and mulder goes over more paperwork, bouncing his pen around. i do love that man.
OHHH SCULLY… she opens the door, says good morning, and then makes a very funny face at mulder when she realizes there is someone else in their space. AWWWW. my princess :(
LMAOOOO her pointing and mouthing “who is that?” I LOVE HERRRR!
LMAOOOOO, THE WAY SHE GASPS WHEN SHE SEES HIS FACE AND THEN CATCHES HERSELF WITH A “NICE TO MEET YOU” <- THAT IS MY QUEEN!!! she wants to be POLITE!!!
it seems jay cannot say certain words. mulder shows scully the pictures of his mouthlessness, while jay says that anson did this to him. so i guess they cut him a new mouth somehow. which is good, all things considered! glad he found a doctor who could do that.
so anson told jay to shut up and then… jay had no mouth. yeah. anson was found several days later, but refused questioning. mulder points out they had nothing on anson- but politely!
“they had to make me a whole new mouth”, replies jay, and that would also make me so mad, so i sympathize
poor guy is mopping up his new mouth blood…
the agents head to mark twain trailer court in missouri, which must have been a long drive slash flight.
scully is telling mulder about the effects of a disease known as scleroderma, which is the overproduction of collagen, and i love her so dearly. there is so much tenderness in my heart for her. but mulder is like… that doesn’t just happen in a blink of an eye! mulder shoulder grab….
she’s still coming up with various medical reasons for a vanished mouth. and i see this episode was written and directed by our friend vince. tbh, i can’t really remember if he has a certain style of episode. i’ll probably figure it out along the way.
(so. i see he's a little shippy at moments)
LMAO, SCULLY GRABS HIM AS THEY SEE THE GIANT BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAILER PARK… this show is so funnyyyyy sometimes.
anson sees them approach, saying they must be from the IRS, and warns someone named leslie to get rid of them. scully says hi :) and leslie starts to stutter that the boat is not theirs! they’re… holding it for someone else. “and they pay the taxes on it” “oookay” <- AWWWW. i love her reactions when people are being weird.
leslie tries to shut the door in their faces, but mulder does not allow this. oh, leslie is anson’s brother. mulder sees someone in the back… and says hello. she looks goth.
leslie says jay’s mouth thing comes from chemicals. like, one time, his brother found a guy with a meth lab in the storage unit, so, they should check that out. LMAO.
mulder declares he knows what is going on here… then they investigate the storage unit of mystery. he finds a calendar from 1978, and scully says it’s too bad, this furniture is really wonderful. (my heart skipped a few beats at her admiration of it all)
it’s expensive- very expensive. tell us more about your fancy furniture knowledge, queen. maybe anson stole something from in here and then dipped. and then used the money to buy a boat… “there’s your crime: theft”
my heart is just overcome with love for these two. idk what is wrong with me on this fine evening. maybe nothing is wrong with me and everything is supremely right.
mulder finds a picture in a frame and calls her over. it’s a picture of a guy with three women surrounding him- one of which was the goth lady from the trailer! chilling in a fancy car. queen. and she hasn’t aged at all, despite the photo being very old.
anson says that he has two down, nothing to show for it. “you got the boat” points out leslie. which anson declares has done him no good! goth lady says it’s like a white elephant. “so what the hell did you give it to me for?” “because you asked for it” <- ohhhh, clock his tea!!! he argues that he shouldn’t have had to specify the boat should have gone in some water!
this genie queen….
OH. leslie says maybe he could use the last wish to get rid of the boat, and anson threatens to put him in a home. now, i can support slacking off at work, but i cannot support this sort of language. genie is playing with the TV remote that is in the shape of a woman’s body. classy
“you could always give that guy his mouth back” LMAOOOO
leslie suggests money. an infinite number of wishes. she kills both of those ideas quick.
“you know, i have a thought. granted, it’s pretty obvious” (she gestures to leslie’s wheelchair) LMAOOO they don’t pick up on what she is saying at ALLLLLLL
anson FINALLY says he is absolutely ready: he wishes he could turn invisible at will. use it to sneak around, pick up stock tips, snoop on women. james bond stuff. she tells him it is unoriginal. and then declares that it is done.
BUT HE DIDN’T SPECIFY THE CLOTHES PART, LMAOOOO. absolute rookie mistake.
so he strips right there. she asks him to please turn invisible. and he does! then he goes for a walk. runs straight into some trash cans. he is on his way. hollering about being invisible.
goth genie disappears. her work is done. anson runs around, invisibly kicking and pushing stuff. sees some women across the street. presses the crosswalk to approach them in a creepy man fashion. but the cars can’t see him!!! and he gets hit by a tractor trailer!!!
well. instant justice for objectifying those women.
an undisclosed amount of time later, a biker trips over his rotting invisible corpse.
scully is here. an empty stretcher is pulled into her lab. and the assistants ask if they can leave. an autopsy on an invisible guy! that has to be new for her.
she traces his figure. looking for that glowy powder. gently taps it on….. she looks so excited. LMAOOO, LOOK AT HER HAVING FUN WITH IT. girl is gonna need soooo much of that stuff. she makes out a face!!!
eventually, she has made the whole guy yellow. and mulder comes by to antagonize her. the body has a perfect match to anson’s dental records- scully thinks he must have been hit by a car or truck. “and he’s invisible” “yes, he is” <- she seems soooo excited. i’m happy for her.
OHHH, she says it is the best thing she has seen in their 7 years working together. it will change the boundaries of science! she is covered in yellow powder, and he looks at her like she’s the whole world, which she is.
mulder says it is amazing, but he doesn’t think it has anything to do with science. sad scully face. he looked up that guy from the photograph they found back in the storage unit- turns out he made $30 million in a year. and then died of… hold on, let me google something. she is sooo taken aback by whatever it is he says.
ah. death by extreme boner. LOOK AT HER FACEEEE, she does not wanna think about that, LMAOOOOOO
he thinks the mystery woman is the link between the strange old man and anson's case, and therefore they ought to investigate. but scully wants to stay with the body to make sure no one comes and messes with it- it is truly amazing. and he nods and smiles. she is still covered in yellow. i love her soooo much.
back at the trailer park, “you suck” has been written on leslie’s boat, while mulder tells him he is very sorry for his loss. leslie wants to know if his brother suffered- mulder says no, but asks about the invisible thing. and then where the woman went. he thinks she is a genie! and then they start singing a song together. good for them, i suppose.
leslie says he doesn’t know what mulder talking about. and mulder says you should hand me the object containing the genie right now- for your own safety. leslie wheels away. grabs a case of something. hands it to mulder. who tells him he is doing the right thing. did he really give him it?? i don’t buy it…
scully is taking a million pictures of invisible man while leslie goes back to the storage unit to see if the genie has returned…
OHH, scully doesn’t want to leave the dead guy. “come on, he’s not going anywhere” <- OHHH HER PAINED EXPRESSION… I LOVE HERRR. and she says “bye” to the body before leaving, then tells mulder so excitedly that a group of researchers will be flying in from harvard to inspect him!!
she investigates the little box leslie gave him… which mulder says is what the brothers keep their weed in. LMAO, HER FACE AGAIN- THIS WOMAN IS KILLLLLING ME.
why do i feel the body is going to go missing….
OH! mulder pulls up a video of mussolini which has the genie woman next to him, LMAOOOO. i did not see that coming. he ran her image through the facial recognition database and then the national archives. AWW. he is so clever.
and then she’s with nixon!!! “both men who got all the power they ever wished for and then lost it” <- ohhh…. very interesting. maybe the act of wishing is doomed in itself… or maybe their wishes were stupid, and mulder can come up with the perfect ones.
back at the storage unit, leslie has found the genie!!! “can we just get this over with, please? three wishes. go” <- LMAOOO I LOVE HER. so she must live in the rug and he brought the rug back to the boat.
she gestures to leslie and says “your disability” …. LMAOOOOOO, HE SAYS HE COULD WISH FOR A SOLID GOLD WHEELCHAIR- BAHAHA, KING!!!
but there is something he wants more than a solid gold wheelchair. is he going to wish for his brother back? what will happen to the body if he does??
scully presents the body to the team of researchers…. but there’s nothing there. NOOOOOO, POOR THING. she’s reaching for him and coming up with nothing.
anson is a zombie!! leslie is not pleased. he did not ask to bring him back to normal- just back. another technicality oversight.
so leslie wishes zombie anson could talk- even though genie says no, you don’t- he insists. and zombie anson just opens his mouth and SCREAMS.
OH, POOR SCULLY SAYS SHE SHOULD SHOOT HERSELF AS MULDER INVESTIGATES WHERE THE BODY WAS…. NOOOO QUEEN, NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!! she was so happy. she thinks it was too good to be true. in her sweet green sweater. mulder says he thinks the disappearance was the result of a wish. who would want anson back?
cut back to the boat with leslie, where anson is STILL SCREAMING, LMAOOO. he asks leslie what he did to him. leslie wheels away, muttering he wasted two wishes on him. anson turns on the stove…. he tries to light a match as leslie plans his third wish.
the agents return to the boat as anson tries to light a match. leslie decides on his final wish: LEGS!!! but anson lights the match and blows the whole place up just as he makes his choice! the agents are nearly blown away!!! SCULLY BLOWING HER HAIR OUT OF HER FACE AS SHE IS SPRAWLED ON THE PAVEMENT, LMAOOO
and the rug THUDS behind them.
THEY FIND THE GENIE!!!! he asks to call her jen. scully wants an explanation!!! mulder wants to know if she is a good or evil genie! “the only thing you people are cursed with is stupidity” <- get their asses. people have not changed a bit, she says. but they smell better now.
“you’re saying that you have been a firsthand witness to 500 years of human history” <- oh scully, you big nerd, i would ask the same question.
she says she used to be human in 15th century france. she unrolled a rug. found a genie. asked for a mule, a sack that was always full or turnips (amazing!), and then…. great power and a long life. but in french, of course. hence the title of the episode. she says she should have been more specific.
she wants to know if she’s under arrest, and scully is like… well, can’t think of anything you did, so feel free to go. but she can’t! mulder has to make his wishes! bro begins to contemplate.
will his overthinking prove worthwhile?
back in his apartment, the genie says she doesn’t think scully likes her very much, LMAO. “oh, i don’t think she knows what to make of you” <- a very measured response. and he doesn’t know what to make of her either!
he tries to ask what her wish would be… she wants to live life moment-by-moment instead of worrying about what it isn’t. she’d drink coffee and watch the world go by.
“you say that most people make the wrong wishes, right?” “without fail. it’s like giving a chimpanzee a revolver” LMAOO
he thinks the trick would be to make a wish that benefits everyone.
he asks for peace on earth. she groans. “what the hell’s wrong with that? you can’t do it?” and then it’s done. he looks out the window….. everyone is gone!!!! NOOOOOOOO. he asks for scully, LMAOOO. aww, he goes back to their office…. calls out for anyone…. looks for skinner…… calls the genie back. “you know damn well that is not what i meant”
LMAOOOO, SHE IS BULLYING HIMMM
AND HE WISHES TO UNDO THE WISH AND STARTS YELLING AT HER… BUT HE IS IN SKINNER’S OFFICE AND HIM AND A TON OF OTHER PEOPLE REAPPEAR IN A MEETING WHILE HE IS TEARING INTO HER
“i think there another possibility here, and that’s just that you’re a BITCH” <- LMAOOOO
NOOOOOOO, SKINNER HEARS ALL THIS!!!
so mulder is typing up his final wish on the computer so he can get it PERFECT using super legal language that CANNOT be misinterpreted.
in comes scully, saying skinner called to check on him- is everything alright? “you don’t remember disappearing off the face of the earth for about an hour this morning?” “no” “well, i guess everything’s okay”
i predict that he is going to wish for this genie to be free so no one else can make these sorts of mistakes… and also because he is a nice guy deep down
LMAOOOOO, THE WAY SHE TURNS AND ASKS THE GENIE IF SHE COULD GIVE THEM A MINUTE PLEASE, BAHAHAAAA. the genie doesn’t go anywhere. “like today?” and then she is gone.
love when scully gets so mad her carefully curated facade of politeness cracks- it always makes me giggle… tell that genie to GTFO so you and the bestie can have a chat, dr. scully. i support you!
if this REALLY is a genie- what he is doing is very dangerous! he thinks he can make a perfect wish and fix the world. “maybe it’s the whole point of our lives here, mulder- to achieve that. maybe it’s a process that one man shouldn’t try and circumvent with a single wish” <- ohhh, scully and her wisdom… and mulder and his puppy dog eyes…. she goes to leave. he keeps typing. then he says he is ready for his last wish.
AWWW, I PAUSED TO SEE THE THING HE WAS TYPING BEFORE HE TURNED IT OFF. it reads, in part: “i hereby do lay out my wish with consideration of every loophole possible” <- awwww, he was trying so hard!!! he wants to save the world!
back at his place, he puts in a movie with scully, teasing her about not wanting butter on her popcorn. they’re watching caddyshack. “it’s a classic american movie” “that’s what every guy says. it’s a guy movie” “okay, when you invite me over to your place, we can watch steel magnolias” LMAOOOO. they crack open some beers (possibly some other generic sort of soda or bottled beverage, but it LOOKS like a damn beer. only making note of this because i know what happens in the next episode). she laughs as he tries to toss his cap into the trash and misses.
ohhhhh, so they must not do regular movie nights… it seems like that anyway, based off of how she asks what the occasion is. well, don’t worry. movie nights are still gonna happen in fanfiction, even if they don’t talk about anything deep.
seems like he is willing to do at least a LITTLE deep talking tonight, though: “i don’t know if you noticed, but i never made the world a happier place” “well, i’m fairly happy. that’s something” <- OHHHHHH MY GOD. i’m gonna fall to my knees. and they smile at each other. she asks about his final wish.
and we see that the genie is…. watching life go by in a cafe!! drinking a coffee!!
OHHH MY GOD.
immediately rewinds.
i need to google what caddyshack is. it is a comedy about golf. writing that down to inform his taste on other matters. OHHHH, and his “i don’t know. just felt like the thing to do” when she asks why a movie night… STOP.
i kept thinking they were going to kiss again, but they didn’t. THEIR SMILES AT EACH OTHER…….
stop. mulder choosing to wish for something that would help the genie….. because he knew he couldn’t fix everything on his own… and he realized this only because scully pointed it out to him... an actual moment where he recognizes his well-meaning hubris... and the genie’s smile as she gets to live her dream… he is just a nice guy…
rewatches the scene AGAIN. her laughter when he misses the trashcan. and her nervous tapping fingers on the bottle. the fish tank in the background. and her smile when she says “that’s something” and he’s looking at herrrrr and AUGH.
and the way they get to have this rare moment of peace after so much pain…. oh my GOD, i need to lay down.
and knowing what i know happens next…. well. like i said, maybe it’s root beer and not real beer. maybe there’s a time skip of a few significant weeks or months between this episode and the next. the designs on the bottles are vague!!
RAHHHH i need to explode a little, please give me five minutes.
(watches it again) the way she looks at him when she asks what his final wish was, AHHHH
oh my god. so yeah, this one lived up to the hype, LMAO.
a balm for my soul before we plunge into the dark times. which, like i said, i am kinda sickly excited for anyway. they said we need to pile on the silly ones NOW before things get crazy.
i have a bunch of question as to how this next arc is going to pan out given that i know like, the very basics. but i shall try my best to be incredibly patient and wait for the answers even if they are retconned into existence a decade later, which i think is what happened. that’s the sort of stuff i bring to the table: patience (<- said by someone who is lying)
shoutout to the genie- she may have been a bitch, but she was THAT bitch. like, she took down mussolini AND nixon… that’s getting the job done!!!
ahhh…. so refreshing to feel their happiness in canon. it just bathes over you. like a balm of some sort. i can’t imagine how people see this as not worthy of exploration. you need these moments to breathe to give the audience rest in between a million episodes of saving the world. because at a certain point, saving the world isn't enough of a reason to justify the story you’re telling. you have to show us why the world deserves to be saved: because it has moments of real and genuine connection and love that make all the suffering worth it.
SIGH.
i’m sure i will have more thoughts tomorrow, but right now i need to go just sit and ponder. listen to the rain. read a book. think about what it means to be alive.
okay, so it’s been a few days since i watched the episode, and i still have so many thoughts. one of which is that i was so SAD scully didn’t get to share her discovery of an invisible corpse with the whole world 💔 my poor queen… she was SO happy to dab all of that yellow powder on a body. not sure if we have ever seen her more excited. and she was covered in the damn stuff and it was soooo cute.
and mulder… he is just a nice man. sometimes his character writing is inconsistent or sometimes he gets ahab-y, but like at the end of the day, that is a guy who, with his full chest and heart, asked a genie for world peace. baby. baby boy. he may be a grown man, but to me that is also a baby. you understand, of course.
and he was so SMUG when he thought he figured it out lmao “can i call you JEN?” like this man 💀��� he killlllls me!!!
and then let’s talk about scully just kinda accepting that, sure. maybe we do genies now. idgaf. we can’t arrest her. and also can she PLEASE give us like 5 minutes alone? LMAOOOO, that sent me OVERBOARD “like, today?” <- you TELL HER!!
but of course she had lots of deep and true scully wisdom to impart on him: that making the world a better place takes hard work, and maybe that is why we are here, and we cannot simply wish perfection into existence. which. when you think of the context of their stories and how much they have lost, but they keep trying to make the world a better place, even if it’s a little bit at a time, be it through finding scientific truths or putting dangerous criminals behind bars or making each other smile… SIGH.
an excellent episode. i will cherish it and hold the memories close as i type up my end of s7 favorite moments lists and then dive into the finale and s8. i look forward to meeting some new faces and seeing if i enjoy them and also obtaining a temporary citizenship in angst nation. but also i cannot do TOO much angst (gestures to s4), so we will have to see how i feel about the whole thing. i am approaching with an open mind and heart.
#lots to say here. but again i would like to restate that i am pleased.#a silly episode. but a heartfelt one! before we dive into turbo angst land.#i do kind of wish i could go in with absolutely zero context but alas.#i had to crack a few eggs (wikipedia the plot of the show to decide if i wanted to watch it) to make an omelette (get to this blog)#most of it was pretty vague except for a few word descriptions of the emily plotline and then this next one#which i’m curious to see how it pans out because it’s all in the execution! a bad concept can be done well! and the opposite!#and then of course i will make that mentally slightly happier ending- TRUST. a little bit of family fluff.#but let’s be honest there is a FANTASTIC potential for family angst too... especially with these damaged people. foaming at the effing mout#so hehe. lots to think about. my thoughts will develop and change of course.#but it took me a year to get through 7 seasons and my life is about to get even busier... so idk how long the last 4 will take!#possibly another full year? we can’t rule it out!#i hope you will stay tuned along the journey :)#7x21#juni’s x files liveblog#txf#the x files
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That one Steven Universe meme ft. the worst brothers known to all of Faerghus
#slank-scribbles✍🏻#fe3h#fire emblem three houses#sylvain jose gautier#miklan anschutz gautier#i saw a post on bsky where its bandit and cass from batman doing this meme#and these two have been on my mind for the past few days#its objectively funnier for sylvain to be one saying that they gotta do a murder#i dont make the rules - its just the truth
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Demon brothers portraits
I fear I could've gone way freakier and self indulgent with this one but I fear trying to design anything good is hard at 3am
#also mammon looks FUCKING INSANE#im sorry i fear he doesnt fit the style everyone else was drawn in#he was the first one before i realized i wanted to draw all 7 of them#can you guess whos my favorite#asmo im SO SORRY I DIDNT DO YOU JUSTICE IT WAS 4AM AND I WAS SICK OF DRAWING#Youll forgive me right?#im definitely most proud of lucifer look at that handsome face#i pinch his cheek#satan is SMALL AS SHIT#he was ONLY BORN A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO LEAVE HIM ALONE#belphie is still treated like the youthest though it pisses him off#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me the otome#obey me mammon#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#they bring me joy#i like used to only do bust drawings im surprised i havent yet#i say only being in the fandom for like 2 weeks
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Just Admit It- Part 1
I've been playing around with possible friendship dynamics of the Beast Council for fun!! I love imagining what kind of childhood they could have in the Forgotten Land all together.
What if Carol and Sillydillo are the fun-loving extroverts? Leon is the introverted one who's been smitten by Carol for a really really long time but he's too shy about it? And Gori is the friend who is an excellent observer and will bluntly tell you what he thinks (and maybe has a tendency to get grumpy when things aren't easily going his way).
Somewhat of a prequel to this other doodle comic about Leon and Carol- everyone here is still a kid ^_^
Part 2
#I know beast pack headcanons are so wildly up to interpretation! there's a few canon personality traits and lots of space to fill in betwee#I also just love stories about a group of lifelong friends all doing their best!#so why not play around with them and see what kind of stories about love and friendship they might experience? heehee.#and not all of them are about just Leon and Carol I have other plans!! this is just one of the first ones I have :P#these are quick and very self indulgent but I hope they can still be enjoyable hehe#friend squads for the win!!#also I feel like I draw the beast council a little differently every time I try lol. I'm getting used to them okay they are all so so shape#you should see the first drawings I ever tried to do of them. they are a little rough xD#I'm starting to understand why there's not a TON of content for them. Pretty much everyone except Carol are BUILT DIFFERENT#LEONGAR. WHY is your body and head proportioned like that?! you made me make up my own rules for drawing you!!#sillydillo and your funny little snout! I learned so much studying you! and I have so much work to do with all of you adjakflja#but I guess that's the definition of developing personal art styles huh?#so I guess these funny little stories have the added benefit of getting me more comfortable with the beasts!#ANYWAY that concludes this round of Jojo's director's commentary. like and subscribe#beast pack#clawroline#leongar#sillydillo#gorimondo#beast council#Kirby and the forgotten land#Kirby series#art#caroleon#????#sHOOT I still don't know the ship name I can't commit to one someone please tell me what it is I don't want to make one up ahh#ask me to tag it and I will happily do so sdjakfljdsla
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