kris-mage-fics
kris-mage-fics
Sometimes I write things
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weirdo | 40's | they/them | on occasion I'll post or reblog things that aren't safe for work or minors | mostly runs on queue | icon drawn by the wonderful Yuki @yuuugay of my oc Kyrahlise | header photo by me
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kris-mage-fics · 9 hours ago
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kris-mage-fics · 10 hours ago
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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo
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kris-mage-fics · 11 hours ago
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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know
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kris-mage-fics · 11 hours ago
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heartbreaking: local woman attempts to clean glasses, they end up worse than before
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kris-mage-fics · 12 hours ago
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kris-mage-fics · 13 hours ago
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💟 Valentines Day YCH re-opened on my vgen! 💟
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These will be open until all three slots are filled or Febuary 14th.
I have three bases: A and B have unlimited slots, while C has only one! Once the C slot has been claimed it will no longer be select-able on the proposal form and the graphic will be updated.
These will be fully rendered, style/rendering examples and details under the cut:
Please note that I require some form of visual reference, be it picrews, game screenshots, official art, face claims, your art/art you've commissioned/been gifted, ect. I do not accept AI images as references.
Do's
Original character/Fanart
OCxOC, OCxCanon, CanonxCanon
Mild to moderate gore
NSFW
Don't's
Heavy gore or body horror (ex: guts/bones on the outside)
Real people (this refers to actors/musicians/celebrities ect)
Full anthro/furry/mecha
Pedophilia, incest or bestiality relationships, nor anything I'm uncomfortable with.
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v-day YCH and my regular services available here
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kris-mage-fics · 13 hours ago
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I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.
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kris-mage-fics · 14 hours ago
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submitted by @dewdropsongrasss 💙💜
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kris-mage-fics · 15 hours ago
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kris-mage-fics · 15 hours ago
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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kris-mage-fics · 16 hours ago
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So much of what society treats as a joke is just mocking disability. Their idea of lazy is a disabled person trying to survive, whether that be living with their parents as an adult or using pre prepared food. Cringe culture is based entirely around mocking neurodivergent people and their interests. Symptoms and characteristics of disability such as urgency issues, drooling, tremors, tics, strabismus and speech impediments are used as cheap punchlines.
In children’s tv shows disabled characters such as those with speech impediments are treated as a joke, with symptoms of disability being portrayed as synonymous to stupid.
This idea is being taught from a young age in the media and it’s engrained into our language and culture. This goes beyond jokes, it contributes to the alienation of people with disabilities.
Once you start noticing these things you realise how constant and normalised it is.
Reducing an entire person to a punchline is wrong. Using a disability symptom as an insult is wrong. It’s disturbing how normalised it is to not treat people with basic decency and respect.
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kris-mage-fics · 17 hours ago
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I'm going to have to say this multiple times, but you do not have to use Generative AI to create background characters, locations, or plot ideas. There are hundreds of writing generators out there lovingly crafted for free by folks who want nothing more than to give you tools for writing. Please just search for them.
You do not have to use the Unethical Thieving Machine That Burns Down A Rainforest to help you write. There are so many resources out there that will strengthen your writing, not weaken it. You owe it to yourself to do better.
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kris-mage-fics · 17 hours ago
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Moscow journalist interviews a penguin (1966)
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kris-mage-fics · 18 hours ago
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Tanith Lee Recs
Since Tanith Lee deserves to be known for much more than having been plagiarized, I thought I'd share some recommendations. She had a HUGE body of work, and I've seen it suggested that the reason she never became a household name in fantasy and science fiction is that she wrote so many things that were different from each other, rather than staying in one easily labeled niche. I've only begun to make a dent in her catalogue, but here's the stuff I liked the best.
Note: A lot of her stuff can be disturbing, and I can't remember everything well enough to give perfect trigger warnings.
Red as Blood and Redder Than Blood: These fairy tale collections are being talked about now for the title story, but my favorite is The Golden Ladder, an incredibly creepy and hot version of Rapunzel, or perhaps When the Clock Strikes, a horrifying beautiful take on Cinderella.
The Weird Tales of Tanith Lee: As you can see, I love her short stories. These are all the ones published in Weird Tales, which includes some of the above fairy tales (including When the Clock Strikes) but also Arthurian, steampunk and science fiction stories. It's a great sampler of all the things she could do.
Blood 20: One more short story collection! This one is (most of) her vampire stories, so I know you goths will like it! There are things erotic, fantastical and grotesque in here, but to me the most haunting is the tragically mundane The Vampire Lover.
The Secret Books of Paradys: In this series, an alternate history of Paris, bad things happen. Supernatural things, sexual things, horrifying things. And sometimes good things happen, such as a man saved by a Jewish sage an his beautiful daughter who then actually converts to Judaism.
The Secret Books of Venus: I've only read the first entry in this similar series about an alternate world version of Venice, but once again it leaves the reader feeling totally transported to this sometimes sinister, sometimes lovely place where romance and cruelty live next door to each other.
Vivia: This tragic medieval plague-influenced vampire story is maybe the darkest thing of hers I've read, but dear god can she paint a picture with words. Along with The Birthgrave (which I didn't like as much), George RR Martin definitely pulled a lot of Danaerys's story from the title character here.
Islands in the Sky: And now for something completely different- a children's book. I remember finding this at the library as a kid and wanting to cry when it was over, because it gave me an equal sense of wonder and happiness as The Lion the Witch and the Wardobe, which I hadn't known was possible and worried would never happen again.
...but if you're like me, you'll just see which of her books you find at the library and used bookstores. You may not love every single thing, but it will always be interesting!
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kris-mage-fics · 19 hours ago
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i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet
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kris-mage-fics · 19 hours ago
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just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.
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kris-mage-fics · 20 hours ago
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Acknowledging that “critical thinking” means “thinking about things in a thorough way from different perspectives” and not “finding every flaw in a thing and fixating on it until all the joy is gone” is so liberating.
It’s supposed to be about intellectual curiosity, not about finding ways to devalue things that aren’t perfect or that we personally dislike.
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