#im delerious

[goth1c-pinki3-pi3]

whwres the fics where the leauge has this weird protection ritual thing and thats why dami was so stand offish but while tims in the leauge he larns but doesnt care then when he comes back he accidentally performs the ritual with dami and they become the cutest brothers?

[weixuldo]

currently baked rn and had an uncooked thought

WHAT IF! there was a plant like marijuana (there prob is) in the sw universe- after anakin becomes vader the use of medical [plant] begins to be legalized once vaders empire emerges.

Vaders personal physician actually prescribed him this drug to help his pain- so he takes trips several times a week to recieve his “treatment” (or just him getting high in his chambers)

TLDR: The ancient sith methods for curing ailments is according just vader hotboxing his helmet.

[dyke-x-kitten]

need to be tied up in a bed with a handful of girls looking at me like theyre about to tear my throat open. I need their hands on me, grabbing my hips, pressing into me, worming their way into my mouth...

[kazbob]

i love you dvd bonus features, i love you game booklets, i love you lyrics in cd cases, i love you dust jackets, i love you free bits of media not essential to enjoying the thing i spent money on but that enhances it by being there, i love you physical media

[bean-galleria]

I’m awake at 1:00 AM and reading againnn. Let’s see if we can summon Neil Gaiman like teenage girls in the 90s trying to summon Bloody Mary.

[lingwenboobs]

im gods favorite little squeaky toy

[falling-down-the-scroll-hole]

[reddeluxeedition]

I think I just saw lightning strike in Sydney oop

[pink-tiledbathroom]

pov we are business men and the business man photo op and we just made a business deal:

me: okay now lets hold hands for the camera

you (blushing): okay

[sadiiomane10]

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[mollyolikeme]

The way i completely bought in to this pace like an absolute amateur only to break my neck (and my heart) when it screeched to a halt at 23…. Crushing is only one of too many adjectives to describe my demise while reading wolfsong

the way wolfsong is paced is so brilliant it gos at breakneck speed charging through a little over a decade of oxs life and then screeches to a hault when joe and the others leave crawling through the next 3 years to really make us feel how long this time was for them and how crushing it was

[vermincritter]

I unfortunately took an anti cold medication that reacts badly to my antidepressant. So now I'm absolutely wildin. (By wildin i mean my body hurts). But at least it was a little funny when I hallucinated being in minecraft with Jesus!

[phil-isms]

because the thing is i know that mr and mr privacy would never kiss on camera. but then i see the twitter notif. i open the video and oh they’re just joking and being silly about it. but then they lean in .

[awkwardhugs2008]

Joke I thought of too early in the morning and it made me cackle

Set up- two people deciding between using a chair or a stepstool

person 1: ok, two options- chair or stepstool?

person 2: I’d go with the latter

person 1: we don’t have a ladder

it probably isn’t as funny as I think it is but I laughed so hard at this

[kazbob]

hello, this is your reminder that you will be happy soon. it might last hours or even minutes but ur gonna be happy i promise u, u just gotta hold on. its worth it, i promise

[scoupsahoy]

imagine this:

you are bucky barnes and you have left the love of your life in brooklyn. you don't know this but you are never going back. and you have told him to mind his own business even though he never does, but you love him so you tell him anyway and hopes that he listens just this once, because you have watched his body try to kill him for his entire life and for the first time ever you will not be there to save him, possibly ever again. and you leave (and you don't know this of course) but the very next minute his entire life changes and they are training him and they are sizing him up and they are being way more generous to him than anyone but you has ever been.

but you don't know that.

and you don't know that because for eight months you are at WAR you are at THE WAR and you've seen and done horrible things and sometimes you feel guilty for leaving even though you didn't want to go and even though it wasn't your choice, because he was the one that was meant for this. you aren't. you're broken.

and the love of your life is all alone except he isn't and you don't know that and then you get captured and tortured and you are laid out on a cold metal table and you are a dirty lab rat and you don't know this, not really, but your body is already changing and your dna is already changing, and this man who is experimenting on you lets a little bit slip between the walls of your consciousness that this has been done to someone before and they are going to do it to you and you will be great and you will be horrible if you even survive it. and you hope you don't survive it.

you don't know this but you will. and you will always survive it. you will survive everything

but you are dying and the scientist is gone and there are alarms blaring and you hear your name and you see the face of the love of your life who you left in brooklyn and you think you're dying and you are dying (and you don't know this but you will always be dying and you will never die) but he has changed too. he is bigger and he is stronger and this torture has been done to someone before and you don't know it was him but you do.

do you think. they killed you and they killed him too? do you think. they have ruined you and they have ruined him too? do you say: is that you? is that you that they have done this to? you thought he was smaller and you can hardly remember. you thought he was smaller and you were wrong

you ask: did it hurt and he says no and you don't know this but he is lying to you