#regardless of the task

[campingwiththecharmings]

this lady at my office is nice but omg she micromanages the fuck out of everyone and just does not shut up 😭

[ficsiwontwrite]

!!! System! Shen Yuan AU !!!

Airplane wasn’t changing things, and no matter what tasks the system tried to put forward the only difference in the world was that the An Ding Peak Lord was more stressed and overworked

So a new variable was needed, and since the system tasks have been completed perfectly chances are the problem is in the system… so the solution is to shove the work to someone sentient who would be invested into changing the story!!

So yeah airplane gets a notification that the system is being upgraded and suddenly his terrible system has a personality

System Shen yuan would consume (?)all the information the original system had and before going online would have created an entire tasks tab that include daily/weekly/monthly/yearly/unlimites tasks plus main tasks and as soon as he was online he would great airplane with a passive aggressive message and send him to work

Shen yuan would be much more generous with points but he hates the shop system, the dumb things that can be bought there will them have descriptions like “this scenario pusher will make clothes tear like in a bad horny donghua” being 100% ready to turn it into sqh himself if he dared to be a scum and use it on some unsuspecting woman

The first time sqh failed a s!sy task he was full of dread, punishments are very trauma inducing after all, but them the worst punishment sy can bare to deal is making him 1st pov some of binghe’s more tame suffering, like hunger, bullying and the tea spill first meeting… which could have been bad if the senses and feelings where in sync but it was all toned down to zero… SQH them understands the new system as some kind of softie tsundere lmao

S!sy would feel bad about the harsh punishment and send some easy task with a high reward the next day….. “there needs to be a carrot, not only a stick!” (I do love me a dumbass shen yuan)

They of course would banter and end up caring about each other, everytime sqh says/does something sy thinks is stupid he’ll give tasks like “read 10 books about x and write a 10k words essay about x” or when he is tossed around in a mission or by mbj he’s send missions for Jim’s to get stronger…

By the second month there’ll be missions like “eat 3 times a day”, unfortunately for shen yuan sqh already trusts him and feels safe enough to bend the tasks, so not only he will half-ass boring tasks to get the hide of y magical beast and making a coat (sending liu qingge to do it, mostly) which sy approves for being smart BUT he would also eat like melon seeds instead of stopping to eat full meals

Shang Qinghua will end up having to scroll detailed 1k worded self-care tasks…

This au would be focused mostly in cumplane dynamics yes but I thinks it would be really hilarious if sy started to make sqh do tasks that would take him close to xxx because sy wants to see them (choose the SQH x SY x ??? of your preference)

Of course s!sy would be making his mental gymnastics and justifying his tasks as totally no homo “wdym i want to look to lqg’s pretty face? I just want you to be strong enough not to dumbly die!” “Yes you do have to ask for a book on monsters from Shen Qingqiu himself, he’s so greedy he must have hidden away the best one” “you get hurt so frequently, you simply must go to Mu Qingfan and get personal classes on first aid” “No, you can not send a disciple with a mensage to Yue Qingyuan, it’s important to communicate face to face with your sect leader in such matters” etc etc

[numbuh424]

One of my favorite jokes is L muttering random percentages unprompted whenever Light does anything to indicate that it's affected his likelihood of being Kira. The more absurd, the better.

Light ate breakfast and had a glass of orange juice? 6 percent. He wore his black loafers today instead of his brown ones? 13 percent. He took a shower with cold water at night? 27 percent. Didn't say bless you when someone sneezed? He's slipping - 78 percent. Fully confessed to being Kira? He's being too obvious, 7 percent.

[swagspren]

“Adolin, investigate this broken strap,” “Adolin, solve this murder,” “Adolin, testify in court for the fate of humanity.” This is a lot of pressure to put on a horse girl who just wants to duel

[chiisanajimi]

discussion encouraged, aka please elaborate in tags or comments. i may be provoking the lion (please be civil) with this but i'm very curious about what the community thinks

for reference, "good" parenting implies that the kid in question feels secure and has no severe concerns or grievances with sonic himself or with having sonic as a parent (e.g., little to no daddy issues)

i'd appreciate rb's to boost the sample size but this is for personal research and satisfaction mostly!

[milkweedman]

finished my hat finally and its super warm and comfy and i keep putting it on and then feeling the strong urge to knit more warm items. and then i take the hat off and can be normal. and then i look at the hat. and im like oh its such a warm and comfy hat though why would i not wear it ? so i put it back on and then the urge returns.

may have knit a cursed hat, basically ?

[coachwip]

To Do lists like this just don’t cut it sometimes

That’s more like it!!

[chayannesegg]

might be worth noting that tubbo got lore today because he made it canon he warped back from the boat.

i think this was confusing bc he wasn't sure initially how to play it (he is not a lore guy by trade we all know this), and waffled back and forth with it (with fun bits like "it's tuesday" or "it's a time rift"), but he definitely did make it canon.

he has the story: the boat didn't leave, he had his warpstone. he knew they would just steal him back, like they did the first time.

he has the reason: he desperately needed to see sunny before he left; couldn't sit idly by

and he made it clear that's what he wants to have happened. he told his chat to stop "-rp point"-ing him about it multiple times bc he's trying to make it canon (and told fit the same when he came back post-ghost bit).

he also asked sunny's admin whether she wanted their interactions to be filler or canon and she chose canon

plus he had a canon interaction with forever explaining it and asking him to watch over his daughter

and he and sunny built things and interacted with each other based specifically off the info he was kidnapped, that he will have to go, and that they both knew it was coming

so while you may have to ignore or recontextualize some of the goofier interactions when he initially came back (phil/etoiles/fit stuff esp), tubbo did come back, the code attack did happen, it's already been fit into the lore, and i don't doubt sunny is going to tell fit about it this week!!

[liars-dice]

ur either a dol player that savescums builds stats to make the game easier making bank to get rich or ur a dol player that Attempts to stay canon to what ur pc would actually do

[boxesblr]

Rotating Etho's choice to protect his allies in my mind. Obviously they made incredible escapes and held their own but Etho also refusing to sell out Cleo and Grian meant that nearly everyone else died, some died multiple times, most lost additional hearts, hurt alliances (Scott: Gem has no band loyalty!), and did not gain something like 120 hearts total

Meanwhile, Cleo and Grian get to feel secure in their alliance, not go red, and actually finish their tasks. The playing field has obviously been levelled significantly and they still suffered, but Etho facilitated his alliance gaining the most where everyone else lost the most

Obviously it's a display his loyalty first and foremost but he also played the game, ran the numbers, and counted himself out of success knowing it would be diminishing returns to go after them and I just think that's neat

[yawpyawp]

i’m having that adhd problem where i get a new job and am super positive and excited for the first while and then hit the 2-3 year mark and suddenly am annoyed at everything anyone says and i become confrontational and evil

[daily-gravity-falls-what-if]

one day i'll get someone else to help me run this blog because keeping up with it can be exhausting

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I wanna hit send so fucking bad but I know she'll only defend his useless ass and it'll just make me angrier. size reducing assassin's creed valhalla snow penis.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Ughhhhh just found an apartment inspection notice on the door 😫 my weekend plans of rest are now dead because I'm gonna have to spend it cleaning the place instead

[qoldenskies]

What did you put in cc!don to make everyone (me included) so obsessed with him? crack cocaine? Can i have some

i assume you're being comedic and not critical but i actually think the crack cocaine in question is projection /pos. he's definitely not a character i would write if this weren't an inherently derivative story (i do have an original character with a lot of similar issues, but she's brimming with neuroticism and i go out of my way to make her comedic lmao... cc is not a story in general that i could tell if it weren't a fanfic, because structuring stories with original characters is much different) but i do think he's carried along by that. people already know donnie intimately, and a lot of people relate to him, and then here's a version of him that's been broken down so thoroughly and lost all of his "usefulness", still loved with no caveats.

i think it's the appeal of hurt/comfort, and it's something i played into heavily-- in a way it's an experience where you can just pour love into yourself without having to feel guilty about it. here's a little guy with all your issues and more, and here's him receiving the love you desperately want and deserve (because you do. yes you). some parts in cw are deliberately unrealistic for the sake of providing catharsis, and it's because i understand this intimately. they make them better to write and to read tbh. people will play around with the logic of all types of things to make them more compelling in stories (pretty much everything related to action and injuries, for example) so why cant i go as hard as possible on the comfort scenes too? and if it is, why is that kind of thing only reserved to the romance genre, anyway? kill amatonormativity now

anyways i think he's comforting because his issues are mostly self-destructive, and he does hurt people but it's not really his fault, and despite everything, no matter how much he begs and pleads not to be, he is loved. i think pushing people away and being thought about and loved anyway is what a lot of people desire more than anything-- to not have to beg for it, because then it feels selfish. he's a very easy character to pour all my pain into when im having a bad day, and im sure i'm not the only one who feels like that with the way other people talk about him. i think

[ejacutastic]

incorporating acceptance that you're just not going to do a task bc your brain/body isn't working right now, skipping the guilt and shame stage where in you still don't get it done, and going straight to just letting yourself do whatever you want or can do is honestly so good for you. shame is a fucking dog shit motivational tool.