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s0lairee · 1 day ago
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his shift ends at 5.
happy valentine's day @vind3miat0r !!! WOOH I HAD SO MUCH FUN DRAWING YOUR PORTER AND ARIEL!! and thank you to @/ode2youu for hosting!
more rambles under the cuttt
this is only the THIRD time im typing all this out. tumblr is my #1 opp it seems. anyways
porter's handwriting is referenced from his letter to treasure (on patreon). the closest font match i could find was PF Scandal (i say closest bc some letters, like F, look different. then again i referenced the letter more than the font!)
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coffee! shop! au!! inspired by their first video, obvi, but whether this is an unempowered au or not is up to interpretation :3 i like thinking porter is very much still a vampire, but apparently being a solaire spy doesn't pay well.
i had... a google doc dedicated to this, so i could get designs as accurately as i could. also im a nerd. a. porter's design referenced almost entirely from here b. ariel's design, especially outfit, from here c. jewelry references from here
other versions! (without text, flats, and lineart)
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ok if u got this far GOOO check out vinn's art thank u. im literally obsessed with their character designs???? n thank you for ignoring the two other times this posted,,, i am so cool and swag. ariel and porter are even cooler and swag...er...?
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kay0783 · 5 months ago
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Just thinking about Jealous Porter ☺️
Imagine Vincent and Treasure being on mutual terms later in their relationship with Porter.
Treasure has Vincent's phone number, "just in case" he says. Ya never know what type of emergencies can come up when an unemowered human is new to a sketchy vampire clan *cough* *cough* looks at Lovely. And on top of that, having your lover who is a hitman for a morally grey King.
After a long night of..... fun, Treasure is in a deep peaceful sleep when their phone screen turns on, signaling a text notification. Porter, assuming it's their toxic friends, picks it up to see what they could possibly want from them at the dead of night and to send a quick but assertive response, telling them to fuck of.
But oh, what's this?
Vincent!?
Why does Treasure have Vincent's phone number? Why does Vincent have his Treasure's number?? Why is that spoiled prince bothering them while they sleep? Especially after all the "fun" they had?! He knows Treasure would NEVER cheat-they just aren't the type. They've stuck around their shitty friends for long enough. Treasure is loyal. And Vincent would NEVER be the type to homewreck or step out on Lovely.
But still, Porter is jealous 🤗
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venuslove-28 · 1 month ago
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tysm for @astraybird for commissioning their treasure oc !! so much fun to do, check out my kofi for comms <3
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mr-laveau · 10 months ago
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It's Hot Boi Springback and that means I get to present to y'all my piece for the whole affair! Have some Treasure/Porter! I love the idea of Porter helping Treasure get dressed in the morning just so he can take the time to flirt with them
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sharpiearoma · 1 month ago
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treasure design :333
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They’re the only thing on my mind istg I luv them sm
God I wish I had this amount of drive for my portfolio pieces gyatt damn
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stardreamers25 · 4 months ago
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Willow, my Treasure listener OC, is here. She underwent two redesigns before I landed on this one. Don’t get it wrong; she may seem like a sweetheart, but there is quite a lot to her when you get to know her
She owns two bunnies named Sugar and Cream
Her and Darlin’ were close friends as well as they had been dating before Quinn came into their life (Willow had known of the empowered world but her memory was modified after the attack and Darlin’ hasn't spoken to her after the attack to protect Willow)
Willow loves to sing, bake and cook
When she was younger, Willow had an “imaginary friend” named Equuleus (Redacted OC to be developed soon). Nowadays, it’s hard for her to remember entirely what they looked like, but she definitely remembered him having horns and a bubbly personality
Because of the attack from Quinn, she has scars along her back. Since she doesn't remember exactly HOW she got them, she believes that she got them from a mugger attack
Willow is pansexual
She loves cottagecore and totally doesn't have like many corsets all in a drawer, what are you talkin about?
She is allergic to cats but she wishes she could've owned one in her life
Willow has a bad habit of cleaning when she's stressed. She gets in this dissociating state of cleaning anything, especially if it's already clean. She also includes herself in this category
Headcanon Voice
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kiwii-11 · 19 hours ago
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i feel like the day that porter and treasure get their “making up” video is the day that redacted audio tumblr goes into a frenzy and collapses in on itself.
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poedays · 7 months ago
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‘Why do I feel so small, a fly on the wall // Someone just notice me // Don’t let me only be-’
‘Just what I guess I wanted // Stuck in a Birds Eye’s view // Tell me, why do I feel small: A fly on the wall // Someone just notice me // Don’t let me only be…’
Treasure
Never the Muse by Madilyn Mei
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salswisteria · 1 year ago
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Porter is the chase Atlantic to Treasure's Arctic monkeys
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maddeyg · 13 days ago
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treasure wears glasses, but not dainty, cute glasses. no. they were huge, transparent pink, circle rimmed glasses, and an unfortunate prescription.
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kay0783 · 7 months ago
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I keep thinking of a story where Porter takes Treasure to a really fancy restaurant, and Milo ends up taking Sweetheart there to celebrate an anniversary, promotion, something.
Milo looks over and just happens to see Porter and Treasure walking in while Sweetheart is just wide-eyed and jaw-slacked. Why? Because they actually see Porter not being a dick for once lol.
I need y’all fanfic writers to start writing more Porter fanfiction and if you can throw some Milo in there
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escapisttt · 2 months ago
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make up sex
porter runs. he always runs, but he never comes back. what will happen now that he finally has?
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cw: nsfw! smut with plot read the title lol, mentions of a previous argument, some hostile dialogue
authors note: was interesting writing gender neutral smut for the first time but it’s literally not hard so anyone who tells you it is is either selfish, lazy, or uncreative.
word count: 3.6k (also the exact length of my only other redacted fic okay)
steam billowed all around the bathroom, penetrating every surface with moisture and sticking to the large rectangular mirror. treasure began undressing themself with lumbering movements, constantly tipping over left and right. after trying to take their slippers off while standing up, they again became unsteady and caught themself on the sink basin. they chuffed. when was the last time they drank like this? every time they went to a bar, they had their friends to look after. nothing’s quite as lame as being the designated driver, they thought. to them, that was another indication of their plainness; they weren’t fun enough to party with. instead, they were left to scroll on their phone while sitting on a barstool, catching themself gazing wistfully up at the chalkboard drink menu. but tonight they had indulged. not at a bar, but alone on their armchair, sipping wine and watching their ceiling go in and out of focus. they knew they’d had enough when they watched the ceiling slowly bend, rise, and fall as if there were a pair of lungs under the plaster.
once they were fully bare, they carefully stepped under the scalding water. they flinched and then froze, willing themself to not back away. they weren’t the one to run. they wouldn’t run.
they closed their eyes and let the burning water hit their front. they could already feel their chest turning a darker, uglier color. but they wouldn’t step back. they wouldn’t turn the temperature down. it felt good, the heat. images of him flashed through their mind, causing their brow to furrow in helpless frustration. his hands, his fingertips, his breath, it was all so hot. they had never felt so much heat before him. now though, they had been left cold for days. just like the outings with their ‘friends.’ after he slammed the door and ran, they were back on a lonely barstool. cold. freezing. they’d never felt so much ice before him, either.
a figure hovered in front of the bathroom door. the smell of hair conditioner wafted to the creature’s senses, his red irises eclipsed by black need. the smell called to him, screamed his name. but he shouldn’t even be there in the first place. the instinct, the guilt, the aroma—what was the matter with him? he’d fed on some poor soul minutes ago and still couldn’t focus? he wrapped his hand around the doorknob and squeezed. they weren’t singing like they usually do. was that his fault? he closed his eyes and pressed his forehead against the door, focusing harder. a foul, shocking odor struck him. alcohol in their blood? was that his fault?
treasure heard the door creak open and yelped. before they could peek around the curtain…. “it’s me, darling. are you drunk?” they stayed silent and felt their fear morph into a melancholic frustration. any other well adjusted member of society would be full of terror and adrenaline if someone suddenly appeared in their home, but porter ripped away that sense of normalcy long ago. the mere sound of his voice caused an irritation, never mind him calling them ‘darling’ again. they rolled their eyes.
“what on earth are you doing here?! i thought you’d at least have the sense to throw away the key,” they spat coldly. porter’s shoulders shrank a little and he looked down at the tile. usually he would remark that he didn’t need a key anyway, but that attitude was exactly what had earned him this mess. his voice was low and small.
“you want rid of me that much?”
the rushing water dampened his sound a bit, but treasure could easily tell he was being wary and... something else. they pulled the curtain back just enough to reveal their head and took in the sight of him. a black blazer with a scarf, as usual, except his slacks were wrinkled. and his hair wasn’t even gelled. odd. they leaned against the shower wall as to not lose their footing and played off their disorientation by scoffing at him, ignoring his question. “did your king take away your wares too? you look shitty.” porter didn’t laugh, and he certainly didn’t miss the indignation behind the word ‘king.’ he approached and loomed over them, masking his annoyance.
“please, enough about him. you’re drunk.”
they scoffed again and went back to their shower routine, rinsing the rest of their hair. they didn’t close the curtain though. porter took the subtle invitation and leaned against the drywall, watching them through the gap in the curtain. he widened it a bit with his hand and started again. “i can fix that for you. give me your hand and you’ll be sober.” porter never knew them as one to indulge so heavily. he didn’t want to push as to why they had drank because he had a feeling it would only make them blow up at him, but he couldn’t deny there was a part of him that wanted to prod. the way they prodded him. but not this time.
treasure mulled over his words and extended their hand without looking back at him. they of all people knew how senseless drunk conversations can be. porter gently took their hand and tried not to linger on how whole it made him feel. using magic, he traced the excess amounts of alcohol in their bloodstream and dissipated it. he stood watchfully, trying not to overstep but wanting desperately to keep hold of them during the jarring sobering. they wobbled on their feet with their eyes closed for a moment before opening and snapping their gaze back at him. there was the alertness they were lacking. “clearer?” he asked, to which they gave him a curt nod.
now that they were in their right mind, they scanned over his form once more: he wasn't a drunken illusion. an awkward silence fell over the pair. treasure's eyes flitted back and forth between porter and the shower wall. when porter didn't take the hint, they eventually spoke up. “get in if you want. you just look stupid standing there,” they mumbled, yanking the curtain shut.
porter’s clothes instantly phased away as he yielded to the insult and stepped into the enclosed space. he stayed opposite of treasure and kept his back pressed against the wet tile, his arms wrapped around his middle. treasure threw him a look over their shoulder, snickering dryly. “you only have good manners after we fight?” the vampire let out an amused huff from his nostrils and hung his head.
“it seems it always takes something drastic to make me learn, yes.”
treasure turned around fully and reached for their body scrub, looking up at him as they bent down. their gaze was steely but their lips were tempting. “well i haven’t heard a ‘sorry,’ so do i have to beat one out of you?” they joked humorlessly.
those words caused the flame of guilt to lick at porter’s skin once more. ‘beat one out of him’—were they being sarcastic at their own expense? the inhuman strength in every muscle fiber in his body told him yes. god, he used that against them in their argument. he talked down to them, using ‘human’ as an insult, shoving in their face how much power he held over them. he didn’t start the fight, but he didn’t have to finish it like that. he’d never harm them, but he gave them such a strong implication that he could and made them feel bad about it. he called them stupid for even being with him, made himself out to be a monster they needed to run from. but they both knew porter was the one who was running. even so, in all of porter’s long existence, treasure was the first thing he’d ever ran back to. he could lose everything, but not them.
porter took a small step forward with his head still hanging and motioned for the container of body scrub. treasure gave him a puzzled look. the vampire sighed and took another step, gently taking the container from their hand and setting it down. “treasure, i….” he considered their choice of words again. he finally raised his head and looked into their eyes. “you can—you can do anything you want to me. i’m very sorry for what i said, but… whatever satisfies you. whatever gives you power.”
the vampire in front of treasure was not one they easily recognized. his eyes were nearly-black orbs and shone with desperate longing. porter solaire was a slighting creature, who was this? it was porter, just porter. treasure gave him a slow nod. “make it up to me.”
the vampire’s eyes lit up and he swiftly made his move. his lips attached to treasure’s neck, fangs firmly retracted. this wasn’t about him, nothing tonight was about him. his hands slid up the wet slopes of their hips and waist. a trapped moan escaped him when he felt them like that. he was touching god and it was burning, but he loved it. his kisses trailed across their neck and up their chin, aiming for their perfect lips. but when he tried to reach them, a resounding smack echoed in their steamy enclosure. porter blinked and his head was whipped around to the right, a red hot sting on his cheek. treasure’s hand returned to grip his jaw and pointed his head forward at them.
“i didn’t give you permission to kiss me. you think you deserve my lips?” porter could’ve cum right there. he shook his head.
“no, no i don’t. can i earn it?” his voice was like nothing they had heard before.
“you can. do what i said and make it up to me. you know what i like.”
porter nodded once more before sinking to his knees, his hands slipping down their body reverently. he groaned at the smell of their arousal, his eyes rolling back and then locking back onto theirs. he briefly recalled the night they first met. if only he had known how mad he would go for the taste of what was in front of him.
the vampire pressed light kisses around their groin with his eyes remaining trained on theirs. just how they like it. “i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm so sorry,” he repeated in between kisses. treasure's hand came down to muss up his hair and his erection twitched. they nodded at him with a pleased grin and gave him a tug as a reward. his precum dribbled onto the grout.
shortly, porter's efforts made it so treasure leaked more of their own arousal; that was porter’s cue. he licked a long stripe upward, collecting their slick on his flattened tongue and letting out a whine at their salty taste. he quickly dove in for more, moaning louder than treasure. his hands were planted firmly in his lap, not touching himself or the beauty before him; he knew he wasn’t deserving of doing either. treasure smiled and leaned their head back, their hips bucking in a smooth rhythm against his mouth. porter could cry at their movement—the gorgeous fluidity and the signal that he was giving it to them right.
nothing ever felt as right as when he was giving them pleasure. he couldn’t count how many nights he would spend god knows where, making god knows who disappear; it wasn’t in his nature to bring anything but pain. he was a sinner through and through, but that first night with treasure at skyside, he thinks, he began repenting. he found religion in every breath they took, every twitch of ecstasy he fed them. he felt holy at their feet.
“porter, i’m so close,” they gasped, causing the vampire’s dead heart to pound. he nodded emphatically, shaking his head side to side just to give them that extra stimulation. his desperate moans also sent vibrations to their sensitive flesh, setting their nerves alight. their grip on his hair was lethal and porter’s arousal was reaching a tipping point. he no longer had control over himself; treasure was pushing and pulling and holding his face flush against them until any normal human would’ve suffocated. porter’s mind was going hazy as if he was, his true feelings emerging from thoughtless bliss.
“i could die,” he panted as he gazed up at them, “let me die like this.” they climaxed only a second later.
ambrosia seeped onto porter’s tongue and he drank piously, catching every drop. treasure’s wanton whimpers and breaths filled the vampire’s ears and he couldn’t have been happier. he knew this is where he belonged, and he wouldn’t ever forgive himself for nearly forsaking it.
treasure finally let go of porter’s hair and he whined at the loss. they chuckled breathlessly and patted their chest, signaling that they wanted to be eye to eye. the vampire quickly stood, hissing quietly when his painful erection brushed up against their stomach. he swallowed at the closeup view of their blissed-out face; their eyes were in a lazy, seductive droop, but their grin was what ensnared him. he hadn’t seen one in days and now he’d earned one back, no matter the sadistic undertones behind it. they reached a hand out and cupped his cheek, smiling wider when his eyelids fluttered at the touch. porter didn’t notice their hand sneaking down to grip his base and his eyes shot open once he felt it.
“i’m assuming you want this taken care of?” they teased, tapping his cock against their stomach. he groaned pathetically, putting his hands on the wall behind them. he gripped at nothing, fingers clenching and unclenching around nothing and trying not to crack the tile. hovering over treasure was a beast of incomprehensible strength, holding himself back for one reason: forgiveness.
“treasure… i’m begging you.”
their wolfish grin slowly faded as they leaned in closer, squeezing his cock harshly. “and you’ll keep begging until i forgive you.” with that, they released him and shut off the water, promptly snatching their towel and stepping onto the floor mat without him. they left the bathroom before he could even process what they said.
the vampire blinked and hurried after them, bare and dripping wet. treasure was already laying on their back in bed, equally naked and damp. their towel was beneath them and they gazed at him expectantly. porter’s eyes widened as he realized what they wanted. he could hardly believe it. with vampiric speed, he was on his knees over them in a split second. their legs were spread and knees bent up, the sight making him look away and curse. god, he couldn’t take it. but treasure wasn’t having that. a smack to the thigh and his eyes were snapped open.
“you’ll look at me when you fuck me, or i’ll make you stop. don’t even fucking blink,” they threatened lowly. porter moaned but nodded, leaning down to be closer to them. without breaking eye contact, he spat on his fingers and rubbed it on their entrance, hoping to please them again. they sighed airily and reached down for his cock, unexpectedly prodding themself with it. porter gasped and almost lost his balance, catching himself on the pillow next to their head. they snickered and rolled their eyes, easing his length inside of them. it was still faster than porter ever started off, and he showed his unpreparedness by cursing and gripping their sheets. they swiftly got him fully seated and let them both settle into it, their gummy walls hugging porter’s cock snugly. he looked as if he was containing a scream.
“t-treasure you—gods, you could’ve hurt yourself doing that,” he heaved, his chest rising and falling as he tried not to cum. in response, they dug their nails into the small of his back and raked down to his ass, watching his head roll back and his mouth gape. always a sucker for pain, scratches were his favorite kryptonite. treasure had an unreadable look and gave the command he had been yearning for.
“i’m fine, just fuck me. don’t you dare go slow.”
porter was mildly concerned by their order, but he had to give them what they wanted. he would rather die than not. his hips pulled back until just his tip was inside before coming back down, thrusting smoothly into them. the sinful sound of his hips smacking into the back of their thighs drove them both wild. treasure’s nails only sank deeper into his skin, causing porter’s own wobbly grin to emerge. he fucked them faster, egged on by the delicious sting. he lowered himself more so their bodies were flush. their nipples rubbed against his chest and he panted in their ear, “like this, my love? tell me, please tell me i’m giving you what you want. fuck….”
in their own rapture, they nodded and turned their head to smile back at him. their words were mere breathy puffs of air. “uh-huh… yes, god yes. don’t stop ‘til i cum.” as if porter would’ve done otherwise.
treasure was making such a mess of themself it was audible. the vampire looked down and saw the telltale shiny slick, whining in their ear at the sight. they were so turned on for him. he put his weight on his left forearm which rested above their head and used his free hand to snake down their stomach, reaching their leaking essence. he put the pad of his thumb on their most sensitive spot and stroked up and down, up and down, earning strangled, surprised moans. his eyes bore into theirs as he continued his ministrations while fucking them, his expression one of a dog that just performed a trick for its owner: hopeful, eager, and aching for approval. “fuck, that’s how you like it…. i’ll make you cum, i’ll make you cum so fucking hard, treasure.”
the vampire was reaching speeds only his kind are able to, making treasure’s thighs ripple in ways they hadn’t felt before. porter never had a reason to fuck them this good before, and now that he was, they didn’t think they could ever go back. their body was bouncing as they lay down, mouth agape with licentious sounds pouring out. they hated that their hostility had crumbled under his hips, but they knew they’d have hated themself more if they pushed him away. right then, they just wanted to cum on his cock.
the bed frame squeaked and slid against the floor, banging against the wall. porter’s tempo was perfect, so fucking good against that sweet spongy spot inside them, his tip kissing it over and over. he didn’t know how he was holding it together. “i’m getting close, treasure. fuck, you have to cum, you have to,” he choked out in a frenzy. his thumb rubbed and stroked them faster, his hips losing rhythm but gaining speed. somehow through their pleasure-blinded haze, treasure looked porter in the eyes and raked their nails once more down his back. fuck, he wished he could scar.
“mm, beg me. beg for my cum,” they demanded with a groan. porter felt himself instantly melt under their authority and he whined in frustration, his knees almost buckling at their words. he fucked them faster and complied.
“fuck, please treasure! i need your cum, i fucking need it! i can’t—i can’t cum before you, i don’t deserve it. you have to cum for me, m-my love. i’ll never fucking raise my voice at you again, never. gods, oh my gods, please please please cum!”
he looked in their eyes the whole time, beggarly and despairing. treasure couldn’t help but succumb to all of the pleasure he was throwing at them. a few deep, swift thrusts later and they were creaming all over him. they went stiff and their mouth dropped open in a silent scream. porter felt their hole clench and pulse around him, effortlessly sending him down the same path. his cum pumped inside of them in thick ropes of ivory. he buried his head in their neck and let out a continuous string of groans and whimpers, hips shallowly bucking with each spurt of cum. his thumb never stopped stroking even as treasure reached the end of their climax. they enjoyed that slight bit of overstimulation, so they didn’t stop him. it was endearing how focused he was on making them feel good even in the throes of his own ecstasy.
porter eventually finished and collapsed beside them, eyes shut and breaths heavy. treasure remained on their back and stared up at the ceiling just as they were before he arrived. though, they were now drunk on him instead of wine. his cum steadily oozed out of them and they briefly thanked themself for having the foresight to put the towel underneath them.
“you’re cleaning this up,��� they mumbled, breaking the silence. porter had practically rendered their shower useless, after all. the vampire cracked an eye open and wore a neutral expression.
“of course i am, my sweet, but in a moment. i missed this,” he replied evenly. treasure simply nodded and went back to staring upward. their gaze shifted to the ceiling fan and focused on a single fan blade, following it through each slow revolution. they felt a hand cautiously slide across their stomach, ending up cupping their side. porter scooted closer to them and held them like that, almost balling himself up in the fetal position beside them. they didn’t look over at him. they were afraid if they did, they would break. a part of them was still upset at him and knew they would confront him again, but the larger part told them that now was not the time. if they looked over at him now, they knew they would forget why they were even mad at him in the first place. for now, in this moment, they would let sleeping dogs lie and bask in the arms of a creature who would do anything for them, knowingly or not.
@vind3miat0r :)))
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kay0783 · 7 months ago
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~~~Imagine~~~
For Porter and Treasure's meet-aversary, both of them go to a local pumpkin patch where they participate in fun fall festivities.
Porter likes cheap stuff that is fun, and usually there's apple cider taste testing, corn mazes, haunted houses, hay rides, and so on at pumpkin patches.
To end the night the two of them are either in Treasure's apartment/house or at Sky Side where they play Halloween movies, eat s'mores, and enjoy carving pumpkins and putting candles inside of 'em. It's a classic fall date, but still fairly cheap and fun. Let's hope Treasure doesn't get suspicious of Porter's knife wielding skills.
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urfrenfishy · 13 days ago
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i can’t wait for porter to watch the repercussions of his words, seeing treasure completely curled in on themselves mentally. for him to need to reassure them in everything they do or say and know he made them like this, to watch them walk on eggshells around him, a layer of trust completely shattered. he’d say ‘you don’t have to act like i bite, treasure..’ and they’d mumble back ‘i know, i’m sorry’ but nothing would change. to sit there and look at them and see a younger version of him. to sit there and look at himself and see someone he thought he left behind. maybe they would better off without him.
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mr-laveau · 1 year ago
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I spy with my little eye, Porter Solaire and his Treasure. Wonder what they're both up to👀
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indigo-greer-collins · 29 days ago
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giving you interactions between my listeners and the redacted characters because you deserve them
angel: david i think your boyfriend has a crush on me or something
david: …excuse me?
angel: yeah like asher keeps—
david: —no. shut up.
damien: have I ever told you i can’t stand you?
fl: i mean yeah but you lied
darlin: is it seriously that obvious that i’m autistic?
sweetheart: wait you didn’t know til now?
darlin: no ?? i just thought my soul was rotten and society was exiling me for the crimes they all secretly knew i committed
sweetheart: alright emo, jesus
darlin:..you’ve been spending too much time with milo, i don’t like you anymore
sweetheart: love you too puppy
gavin: i think i’m experiencing cuteness aggression
dear: they’ve been rambling at each other for hours… i might eat them
huxley: …haha yeah they’re sooo cute together!
gavin: huxley, my precious emerald, i think you’ve forgotten i’m an incubus
dear: i don’t even need to be a d(a)emon to know you’re a different kind of riled up right now
huxley: sorry :(
gavin: oh no huxley, we are too don’t worry
darlin: are you sure this is legal?
angel: and since when were you a law abiding citizen?
darlin: …okay well i don’t want you to get put in a cell—
angel: i know i’m way too pretty for jail… i’d have such a hot mugshot though wouldnt i? probably get a modelling contract on the way out
darlin: i respect the confidence
angel: you sound like davey!
darlin: that is the worst thing you could’ve ever said to me
treasure. telling stories about their old friend group
solaire clan: listening in sheer horror
treasure: but anyway i guess it was character building for me haha!
lovely: say the word and i will massacre every single one of them right now
darlin: do you have their locations? an address?
vincent: how did you put up with that for so long ???
treasure: …oh fuck is it that bad-?
sam: are you kiddin’? that’s horrible, no wonder you feel a little ‘out of place' with them?
starlight: sudden gasp oh my god I was being bullied!
avior: huh what—
starlight: they were making fun of me, they weren’t my friends…
avior: starlight are you okay??
starlight: i was TOO AUTISTIC to ACTUALLY GET MY FEELINGS HURT???
david: how do you put up with him?
baabe: i mean you deal with your fallen angel pretty well don’t you? i thought you’d get it
david: asher’s social battery is way stronger, at least angel has recharge time
baabe: so does ash, i promise you mr shaw, we’re basically in the exact same situation.
david: i guess it doesn’t help that we… got married at the same time does it?
baabe: not one bit.
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