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s0lairee · 2 months ago
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don't call him chrissy.
(9/31) hifjkdkjf i did not think i would like him so much. how did i go from not thinking about him at all to hc-ing him as a pjo fan?? 😭😭😭 the christian effect is real
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latenightsleeper · 9 months ago
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Isn’t it funny? To crave something that makes your skin crawl, to want a thing that makes you feel trapped, to ache for that makes you feel sick.
Isn’t it funny to feel to inhuman at such a human need?
(Edit: This is Christian and Tank btw not Sam and Tank)
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tankwolf · 2 years ago
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The Shaw pack and whether or not I think they tried dog food:
Asher: Yes. Yeah.
Milo: No (truth)
David: No (lie)
Darlin: Yes and hear them out No hear them OUT wait it's nOT BAD WAIT-
Christian: Yes but it was asher's fault
Amanda: No but only because Milo stopped her
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mr-laveau · 2 years ago
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I threw Asher, Christian and Vincent in a blender and got this😜
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redactahoe · 2 months ago
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David's weekend safety brief
David: this weekends safety brief.
David: don't add to the population *points to Sam & Darlin*
David: don't subtract form the population *points to Babe*
David: don't end up in the hospital *points to Angel*
David: news paper *points to Arden and Asher*
David: or jail *points to Crissy*
David: if you end up in jail establish dominance quickly, have good weekend
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dani-ya-dig · 5 months ago
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Because we didn’t get to see the reception here are my ideas for things that happened during it:
•First Dances between the mates obviously
•I also think they did a mate swap dance where Ash and David and Angel and Babe danced together.
•Angel and Babe were tearing that shit up and Asher tried to dip David (and failed) but he did manage to twirl David around a little bit
•Asher requested the cha cha slide and was banned from requesting the Cupid shuffle
•Multiple dance battles took place
•Milo’s tie was undone (I am dreamily sighing)
•Asher’s whole suit could have come off if no one stopped him
•Asher did mess up his hair immediately after the ceremony
•Ass shaking that may not be wedding appropriate took place
•Darlin dragged Sam onto the dance floor for a slow dance because that was the one dance he said he could do
•Christian was tackled
•Not necessarily reception related but I like to imagine Amanda came around for the wedding <3
•But I refuse to imagine things were awkward between her and Chrissy on such a happy occasion
•Well at least Amanda wasn’t awkward. Christian definitely was. But they got to catch up!
•Anytime that Angel did not spend on the dance floor they were perched directly on David’s lap
•David had to suffer more hugs in a few hours than he had in the past few years
Also please share other ideas!! I love thinking about it <33
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aimedis · 3 months ago
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what's up with the shaw idiots and dating outside of societal norms?
david has a human mate
asher has a human mate
darlin' has a VAMPIRE mate after being abused by one already (vampires & wolves historically didn't get along if you forgot)
milo is the only normal one ig with a stealth mate (but i saw a hc once that that was kind of frowned upon in milo's family and that's funny to me, in a good way)
christian and amanda were the only normal ones for dating each other but even that didn't last 😭
it's like it's a rite of passage in the shaw pack to never date another werewolf or something
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dawnofiight · 4 months ago
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Now presenting: Amanda wolf !!
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deezbignutz · 2 months ago
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More Redacted hc bc why tf not, yknow :))))) (this is also to make up for not doing Brachium and Christian but u don't need to know that-)
One time during their early stages of dating, Angel found out about henna from Baaabe and wanted to surprise David with it some cool squiggles and flowers knowing damn well he would have a strong reaction to it. He did in fact have a strong reaction to it, and so did Angel when they realised they were highly allergic to one of the ingredients used in henna and was immediately brought to the hospital by a very worried David.
Asher has a knack for finding the most unsettling and disturbing facts and sending them to Milo because he doesn't need to know about it at all and gets pissed when Asher texts him in the middle of something important. (Also, fun fact! Camel's piss is as thick as syrup and it was thought to have medicinal properties, so people back then mixed it with camel milk and drink it. It did not have medicinal properties and didn't taste very good)
Gavin has a taser that is bedazzled in pink gems with text written on the front saying "Get tased, b*tch". He bought it for himself some time ago in case some perv got a little too comfortable without his consent.
Damien has a bad habit of chewing on his bottom lip when he's frustrated or zoning out, and he has done it so much that it old cuts bleed on its own even when he isn't biting it. This has led Huxley to buying lip ointments and lip balms for him and placing them in Damien's and his bags whenever they go out, he also has them littered around his home whenever he comes over, in the pockets of his clothes in case they don't bring their bags when going out, and one more he brings everywhere for back up.
Once Freelancer got Caelum a lego set for him to fiddle with while they were doing their coursework. The next day when he finally finished it, they watched in horror as Caelum destroyed the set so he could build it all over again, since he didn't understanding that once you build it, it's done.
Christian has a designer brand crescent cross body bag (it's not designer, he just likes saying it is because it's one of the only expensive things he owns), and because of this, Arden and Kelsey have lovingly named him an eshay (which is a stereotypically hypermasculine Australian man who are inclined to crime and violence, or basically just an annoying Aussie brat who's obsessed with masculinity/a chav) much to his chagrin.
Sweetheart has half empty cups and mugs scattered all over their room with most of the liquid in it drying up or turning into syrup from all the water evaporating. It hasn't gone so far as for mold to start appearing, but it's definitely getting there.
Porter has collected many little things that remind him of Treasure ever since he met them in that club, such as a surprisingly shiny penny from the ground, a cartoony key with a swirly heart on the end of it, a golden ring with hands on it that when worn looks like arms hugging your finger, and many other things that he keeps in his bedside table.
Darlin' and Sam write notes to each other and lay them around the house for each other to see when doing their normal routine. Like, Darlin' would be in the kitchen making their morning coffee and see a sticky note stuck on top of the coffee machine with some sappy shit like "Love you to bits, my Darlin'<3 P.S. Stop putting so many damn shots in your coffee, you're gonna get heart problems one of these days".
Hope y'all enjoy :)))))))
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :D)))))
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moronkyne · 6 months ago
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Yall really liked my last one, and I hope I piss some racist assholes off here :)
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sheawritesstuff · 6 months ago
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Wedding Headcanons / Predictions
✩ Aggro gets dressed up with a little bowtie and gets to be the ring bearer
✩ David cries during his vows and Ash makes a joke about it
✩ Asher has to run around last minute to find something he lost / forgot
✩ Someone references Gabe being proud of David
✩ Milo brags about how good he and Sweetheart look together / jokes about outshining the newlyweds
✩ Sam complains about having to dress up
✩ Christian says something snarky and gets put in his place
✩ David and Darlin have a dance-off at the reception
✩ Somebody jokes about how "busy" their honeymoons are gonna be
✩ Darlin gets to be part of the wedding party
✩ Caelum hangs out and watches the wedding and tells Gavin and Freelancer about it
✩ Marie gets onto the boys for roughhousing at the reception and Sam offers to help heal any bumps and bruises if they get too rowdy
✩ They've gotta have at least a couple shifted wedding photos - just imagine all the wolves in their fancy suits
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latenightsleeper · 1 year ago
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Actually pic of Teen!Tank and Teen!Chrissy when they would lay on his bed after viscously scream at each other at school, resulting in a frankly brutal fight which sent them both to the healer’s office
Yes Chrissy wears shoes on his bed, yes Tank is horrified but too damn tired to care
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azzyangelfish · 5 months ago
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At the wedding Angel’s brother was there. Angel’s brother is about five years older than them (ignore my previous hc about them being the oldest this is for ✨the plot✨). And Christian ends up meeting him and man falls HEAD OVER HEELS for Angel’s brother. Like I’m talking sweaty hands and stumbling over words in love with a man he just met.
And yes. Asher and Milo tease him about it.
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mr-laveau · 2 years ago
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The bastard asshole of the Shaw Pack, Chrissy–Christian...yeah that's what I was gonna say
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lycheefruitcup · 6 months ago
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SHAW PACK PICTURES
Teen edition!
Late night 7-11 run!
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(Darlin, ash, David, Amanda, with Milo who took the picture)
Weekend skateboarding w/ the boysss
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(Milo, Christian (one on top), ash, David, with Gabe taking the picture)
Pack road trip!!
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(Darlin, ash, David, Milo, Amanda, with frank and Gabe taking the picture)
School day
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(Milo, Amanda, ash, Christian, darlin, with David taking the picture)
Pack sleepover at the shaws
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(Ash, Milo, with darlin taking the picture)
Group selfie
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(David, ash, Milo)
Shopping trip
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(Milo, ash, with David and darlin taking the picture)
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arrowfleur · 8 months ago
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That trend where all the grandkids show up to their grandmas house for a sleepover but it’s the shaw pack going to Marie’s
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