#red party

[caveira-com-cigarro-aceso]

source: caveira-com-cigarro-aceso

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[iconicgxddess]

red&white party anyone?

[beaumodee]

Jade picon wearing schiaparelli at the vanity fair oscar after party

[theobjectivemind]

[revistaomni]

Festa das cores vermelhas, 20 dicas de comidas para levar!

[everye]

earth kingdom gf i pulled by having southern water tribe rizz!! ⛰️🌊

[futurama]

i watched it + my favorites

[violent138]

The Batkids infect each other with a tendency to think of or hum a really goofy song when on patrol and ninety percent sure they're gonna see something out of their worst nightmares.

Jason, turning to Steph: "Are you... are you seriously fucking humming Stayin' Alive right now?"

Steph: "Bitch please I've been hearing you hum macarena."

Jason: "My thing works, your thing is tempting fate."

Steph: "Not if we need to do CPR."

Jason, groaning: "There you go again, tempting the fucking universe--"

Steph: "Being around you already doomed me. Did you see that?"

Jason, turning around fast, gun drawn: "See what? Oh shit--" *fires off shots while Steph throws a few Batarangs* "--goddamn it, we missed--"

*something fast moves behind them in the dark*

Steph and Jason: *humming Stayin' Alive*

[sketchywasteland]

regretevator chars in my style :]

[bluejayscrying]

instead of fully going the 'dumb rich people' route, the batfam chooses the next best thing. Pretending to be vampires.

okay but most of them have black hair, weird abilities, and are never ever in the manor at night

so many reporters had stormed the manor (especially after Jasons reappearance hit news) to be met with dead silence and a small trail of blood (Damian got mad) and immediately choose the first thing that popped into their minds, and thats vampires.

some reporter: Jason! Mr Todd! how is it that you returned to the Manor?!

Jason: i clawed my way out of my grave in the dead of night :)

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A classmate: haha Tim you look tired!

Tim, running off three hours of sleep (this week) and coffee: i don't need sleep like some mortal

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no explanation needed cass just existing gives vampire vibes

[frownyalfred]

I know the Bats drive around Gotham like they stole their ride and they’re getting chased by the GCPD, but imagine the absolute hilarity of stopping at a red light one night and there’s Red Hood idling on his bike with what looks like Nightwing on the back. And they’re just…waiting for the light to turn green? It looks like they might be chatting with each other too?

[voidzpng]

Happy Halloween everyone !

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Dungeon Meshi crew 'leap' into action!

[partyoptions]

[pimpixs]

Prank em John