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30somethingautisticteacher · 2 months ago

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A fluffy ficlet to combat some of the day's ugliness!

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Love and Anethesia

"How does someone make it to forty with all four of their wisdom teeth?" Eddie asked, leaning against the waiting room wall with his arms crossed. The fluorescent lights made the dental office feel somehow both too sterile and too intimate.

"He said his parents weren't really 'dentist people'—whatever that means," Buck said, fidgeting with his keys. "Anyway, thanks for coming with me. The dentist said he's going to be super loopy, and I can't really drive and take care of him at the same time."

Before Eddie could answer, the quiet hum of the office was interrupted by the squeak of wheelchair wheels. Tommy was being guided out to the lobby by a nurse, his cheeks comically swollen with gauze.

"Hey sweetheart," Buck said softly, moving to Tommy's side. "How you feeling?"

Tommy's eyes were glazed and wandering, but they lit up at the sound of Buck's voice. "It's my boyfriend, Eleven!" His words were slurred around the gauze. He squinted, looking confused. "No, that's not right—he's a deer, but only not to me." His unfocused gaze drifted to Eddie, and his face broke into a dopey grin. "And this guy! But he doesn't have a mustache anymore and that makes me sad. Poor little guy." He reached out as if to pat Eddie's now-bare upper lip, but his hand missed by several inches.

Buck bit his lip to keep from laughing, while Eddie's eyebrows shot up in amusement.

"Ok, big guy," the nurse said with a practiced smile. "These guys are going to take you home."

"But what about my surgery?" Tommy asked, his brow furrowing in genuine concern beneath the haze of anesthesia.

"Babe, you just had your surgery," Buck said gently, exchanging an amused look with Eddie.

Tommy blinked slowly, processing this information. "Well then get me out of here," he declared with sudden urgency, attempting to stand up from the wheelchair and nearly tipping forward before Buck steadied him.

Somehow they managed to get Tommy strapped into Buck's Jeep, a process that involved Eddie guiding his wobbly legs while Buck supported his weight. Once Tommy was secure, Buck crawled in next to him in the backseat.

"You're sitting next to me?" Tommy asked, his head lolling against the headrest. His eyes widened with sudden realization. "Why am I in the backseat?" He started fumbling with his seatbelt. "It's ok, I can drive."

"Whoa, no you can't," Buck said quickly, catching Tommy's hands before he could unclip the belt. He threaded their fingers together instead, a practiced move to keep his boyfriend contained.

"You're pretty," Tommy said dreamily to Buck. "Do you like boys?" His eyes fixed on the birthmark above Buck's eye with intense fascination. "I want to kiss your face and your red eye splotch."

Buck caught Tommy's wandering hand, his expression a mix of amusement and tenderness. Eddie's quiet laugh from the driver's seat wasn't helping him keep a straight face.

"Yeah sweetheart, I like boys," Buck said softly, still holding Tommy's hand. His smile grew wider as Tommy stared at him in wonder, like he was discovering this information for the first time.

"That's so good," Tommy slurred, looking absolutely delighted. "That's so good because I like boys too. Well, just you. You're my favorite boy." He leaned heavily against Buck's shoulder, then jerked back up. "Wait, does that mean we can date?"

From the driver's seat, Eddie couldn't hold back his snort of laughter.

Tommy started to fall asleep, his head drooping onto Buck's shoulder. "I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and marry you," he mumbled, words growing softer as he drifted off. "And make little smudge-eyed babies."

Buck's heart melted at Tommy's drug-addled declaration. He caught Eddie's knowing smirk in the rearview mirror and rolled his eyes fondly, pulling Tommy closer against his side as his boyfriend finally succumbed to sleep.

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monowritestoomuch · 14 days ago

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Mono’s Valentines Special: V1: How the SirenVerse boys would react to accidentally walking in on you changing:

Notes:

Happy Valentine's Day.

Man I’ve been working and cooking and writing and if you can’t tell, I’m tired. These past few weeks during the beginning of the year have been STRESSFUL. I’ve been trying to work on a lot of my fics here in general and write more as my ideas are through the roof, but I just don’t have the time. So yeah, writing’s going to be a bit slow until March or April. Sorry about that and enjoy this while I try to work on my EPIC and Hamilton fics on this page.

This was your gift for this holiday. And there’s another version of this coming out soon. I just couldn’t finish it in time lmao.

And here’s a reminder, I do take requests. My askbox is always open although I might not finish a request for a week or two depending on how busy I am.

Enjoy folks.

Colby:

How it probably happened was you were getting dressed and Colby walked in thinking you were finished.

He’s so apologetic oh dear.

He’d be so embarrassed that he made the mistake of coming in while you were changing, his face turning red and his words slurring to stuttered apologies.

He would close the door and shout for you to come out when you were finished dressing yourself as you stood there red faced.

Blythe:

It probably happened in one of the tavern’s rooms that you two spent the night in and you woke up to get dressed for the day while he was downstairs cleaning up the tavern below before coming back up and opening the door before walking in without a second glance.

He was raised by a mother who taught him to respect women and a woman’s privacy so he’d literally freeze like a deer in headlights.

That was before he’d pay you every compliment in the book before pecking you a kiss on the lips and leaving you to change and apologizing for interrupting you.

And if he smiled heartily and teased you as you muttered obscenities, no one else would know.

Garrak:

That orc man would FLIRT.

After a long night spent at the tavern you two had a room rented out to spend the rest of the night through the early morning. And you decided, as you’d woken up first, to grab some clothing from your bag and get dressed. And you didn’t notice when Garrak awoke and caught a glimpse of you.

He would turn red so fast, I bet.

He wouldn’t stammar but he would give you a good look before sneaking up behind you and pressing a kiss into your hair before sweeping you up into his arms and pecking your lips with a gentle morning kiss.

And he’d put you down, laughing heartily at the red spreading on your face before he would head over to the room’s bathroom, smiling ear to ear.

Otodus:

How it happened was you were changing and behind a sort of privacy curtain and Otodus pulled back the curtain to show you the treasures he’d just acquired without realizing the obvious.

He would turn red so quickly! He’d be so embarrassed!

He would meet your gaze, just before placing items down and swimming away, closing the curtain as he left.

And when you were done changing, he’d apologize and hold your face in his hands and peck kisses to your lips lovingly, calling you ‘his love’ and promising to make it up to you.

(And if he complimented your looks for the next few days, no one would know.)

Daurog:

He’d probably left to go attend to his duties and you’d decided to take a bath, washing and wringing out your clothes as they stunk of seawater and sweat with sand clinging to them. And he’d come back to find you changing back into your mostly dry clothing.

He would freeze like a deer in headlights! Or more like a fish at the dentist when they see the braces kid. (Yes this is a Finding Nemo reference.)

Oh he’d be so awkward.

He’d leave you to get dressed and when you came to meet him again, his face would be tinted a warm shade of red.

And as the two of you walked back to the beach, he would swear to Kel that you were the most beautiful thing his eyes had ever lain upon.

Mythodius (+Sassy Flyss):

You were probably just changing your shirt after falling one too many times in the mud and getting it utterly soaked, Mythodius having gone to go deal with some of his strange high fae duties, taking Flyss with him.

But when he did return and find you changing, oh by Leo himself.

His aura changes IMMEDIATELY.

And he doesn’t seem like the type to get too flustered, he seems like a gentleman. However, he’d call you the most gorgeous thing he’d ever seen in his life and then, and only then, he’d leave you to finish your business.

And you could hear Flyss teasing him in the distance as you finished changing.

But once you’d returned to him? He’d laugh a bit and tease you before apologizing and pecking a kiss to your brow.

Theo:

Oh this man would be FLUSTERED.

He’d accidentally catch you changing and like, slam the door and shout an apology before muttering about something incoherent.

He’d be so apologetic about it and come back a few minutes later and sit against the door, red-faced and whispering about how you were the most beautiful person he’d ever seen.

And he’d totally get you something from the Sanctuary's markets as a sorry gift.

Beni:

You’d probably been changing after a nice bath and he’d walked into the bathroom not realizing the situation at hand.

He would look you up and down and turn pinker than he already was before slamming the door and screaming about how that lock had been broken for some time and he’d been meaning to fix it.

And when you came out, his cheeks would be a darker shade of pink and he would come up behind you and mutter embarrassed all into your shoulder about how you were real attractive and how he really needed to fix that lock.

Faceless:

You two made a pit stop to get the dirt and grime off of you and while this man knows manners, he forgot to knock.

He’d be so apologetic, oh dear. . .

He’d apologize sincerely and call you ‘his heart’ and tell you he’ll knock so this doesn’t happen again.

Wouldn’t stop him from calling you the most ravishing and gorgeous thing he’d ever laid his eyes upon in all his years of life before closing the door behind him and allowing you to finish your business.

And when you came out, he’d wrap you in his arms from the back and hold you gently against him, whispering how he’s so grateful to have you and that you were the best thing in his life.

Thresh:

You two had been married already for a year or two and you took the time to get dressed for a little date to the tavern between the two of you.

And he opens the door to the room you two share, asking if you were ready yet before he’d seen you.

And to say this orc wouldn’t turn bright red is a lie.

He’d apologize awkwardly and close the door and shout about how your outfit is going to look good.

And when you come out, he’d tell you that you’d look good in anything you wore and wrap an arm around you as you two headed to the tavern for your date, chuckling and joking all the way there.

Bren:

Getting dressed after a long day with dragons and Treasure and taking a nice bath and Bren calls out for you and forgets to knock.

Walking in on you changing and he’d be so apologetic and embarrassed and so very red in the face.

He’d look away before looking back in your direction and calling you the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen in his life.

He’d look away again and look at the ground while you finished changing and he’d apologize over and over again, shame burning into his cheeks.

He’d totally be awkward a little while after, but he’d comb his fingers through your hair and call you every compliment in the book.

Maybe it was an apology, or maybe it was him being sweet. Either way, you didn’t care.

Abel:

Oh from what dragons wear, Abel already calls you every compliment in the book as that’s how he treats his treasure.

But to accidentally walk in on you changing? Oh dear. . .

You were just changing into a sort of traditional dragon clothing for a ceremonial dragon evening and grimacing to yourself about the clothing’s constant revealing nature when he walked in.

He would be apologetic, but like, only once.

And that was before he called you the most precious treasure he’d ever had the pleasure of seeing.

You’d hurry to finish changing and he’d chuckle and lean on a wall, meeting your gaze.

And when you were finally done, he’d throw an arm over your shoulder and lead you out of the room, running his opposite hand through his hair and teasing you all the way to the event that evening.

Duke:

Getting dressed for a nice day out with your partner and he asks if you’re done and opens the door–

Oh he’d be redder than everyone on this list, and far more embarrassed.

He’d be all ‘uhhh I–um’ and all stuttery because he forgot to knock and you’re changing.

Even though you two have been together for a while, it’s still embarrassing for him given he knows everyone deserves their proper privacy and he just violated yours.

He’d look away and apologize, his cheeks a warm pink and his ears tucking into his head before he closed the door and told you to come out when you were ready.

And when you came out, he’d apologize more and definitely end up getting something from the Sanctuary market to make up for his accidental mistake.

Bek:

Oh did you forget that he’s never ever had a romantic relationship ever? He’d actually stop computing.

He accidentally walks in on you changing, calling you ‘his starlight!’ with the brightest smile on his face and then stop dead in his tracks like an ��Error 404’ occurred.

He’d turn as red as the streaks in his hair and would back up before rushing off and away, leaving the door open by accident, before coming back and apologizing, before shutting the door and running off.

And when you come out and see him sitting on the couch, twiddling his thumbs.

He’d see you and he’d stutter out an apology before standing and walking over to you, taking you by the hands and promising to make it up to you as he understood that as you are a human, you like having your privacy and don’t like when your privacy is no longer private.

And then he’d smile, you two would do something fun together, like bake in your apartment. (He’d totally get flour all over himself and the counter and you two would laugh.)

Daz:

Oh him and Bek couldn’t be any different in this situation.

He’d have a new story to tell you about something incredible he’d done and would forget his manners and walk into your room at the temple without knocking.

Oh he’d see you and smile to himself, chuckling as you waved him out.

And he’d walk out, grinning to himself and running a hand through his hair.

Later when you came out, all embarrassed, he’d laugh and apologize to you, genuinely and would tell you that he did violate your space and privacy and that he’d knock from now on.

He did get you something to make up for it, but he mostly kept an arm around you, telling you that you looked positively divine.

Zeke (Old Westhaven):

You were getting ready for a little date between the two of you, getting sort-of dressed up and he forgot to knock.

Our boy. He would be the type to make it super awkward because even though he’s with you, he’s all a mess.

His eyes would blow wide and he’d stop and freeze, blinking a few times before becoming as red as the inside of a watermelon.

He would start speaking about random things as his ears turned pink and he covered his eyes, walking out of the room and shutting the door.

Later, he’d apologize for walking in on you without knocking and promise to knock and respect your space.

He’d also be super clingy about it, cuddling with you to make up for it after and rewatching a movie you both love together on the couch.

Grott:

Would hear that you were on your own and go to annoy/hang out with you like the usual chaotic grinning bastard that he is.

I theorize that when he first saw you, he wouldn’t realize it at first, and he’d actually ask what you were doing before realizing it.

And when he did, oh damn.

He’d laugh and then whistle, calling you damn fine if he said so himself, which he did.

He’d leave upon request and would later apologize for how he reacted and Lyric had scolded him for his ‘immaturity, lack of self awareness and general respect’.

Lyric:

Getting dressed and he opens the door and walks in trying to ask you a question before seeing you and flipping his usual logical script..

He was probably raised to be such a gentleman so he’d be pretty embarrassed.

And he would turn bright red and start speaking about something logical before your eyes locked and he slammed the door, shouting about how there were locks in this house.

And it’d be awkward between you two for a bit before he told you how you look nice and apologized for accidently walking in on you, but reminding you to lock the door.

Greyson:

Oh this werewolf boy would lose it.

He’d catch you while you were just changing for the day out of some dirty clothes into some fresher ones after being in the Sperian woods for so long.

And he’d walk in, asking about something and not looking at you at first.

Oh but when he sees you—

He’d become the blinking meme and then back up, closing the door and shouting to you to lock it next time and walk away with his ears all pink.

And later he’d definitely apologize with some wolf boy cuddles and would be the clingiest little, 6 foot something guy.

And he’d promise to spend the day with you at the lake in the Sperian Woodlands, swimming in the water and messing around.

Shay:

Our favorite pirate lad, oh how Captain Silvertongue would react—

He’d accidentally walk in on you changing and see the scales that mar your skin and immediately realize that he fucked up.

I mean, if you are still on the ship, which in this case you are, (not coming from the most recent episodes) it'll be a helluva embarrassing situation.

Like his eyes would widen upon seeing you and, remembering how he was raised, (his mother definitely taught him how to treat a woman, don’t tell me she didn’t), he’d shut the door immediately and apologize through it before walking away from it to the other side of the ship to go deal with something else while you were left to stew in your own embarrassment.

Later, he’d visit the room you shared and sit you down, apologizing to you and promising to make up for it when you get his siblings and your siblings and move north.

(The sad part is how that doesn’t end up happening.)

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simp-ly-writes · 1 year ago

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Cookie Jar

Pairing: Stardew Valley Harvey x Reader

Summary: You and Harvey come back from a friends wedding to get caught red handed in the cookie jar.

Warnings: mentions of choking.

A/N: Thank you all for the advice and support, I've learned a lot from y'all so here's a really fluffy one as my form of thanks!

Masterlist | Taglist | edited.

Imagine… you and Harvey are leaving town for a few days for your best friends wedding. Dressed to the nines and bags fully packed, you place your reluctant children for the weekend away with Evelyn and George.

Small tears stream down their faces and both of you debate of even attending the wedding at this point, your train comes in half an hour and yet here you are already at a crossroads.

Evelyn eventually convinces the kids to let go of your legs and bags with the promise of baking cookies at the community centre later in the day as you both slip out the door and into the cool morning air.

The weekend soon passes as you and Harvey are racing back home to see your kids and to check on the farm. It is reaching late at night, yet George's television program can be heard reverberating through the slightly open window as you knock on the door.

Your eldest opens the door, surprisingly with their height and tackles you both in a large hug, your youngest waddling themselves over to join the family picture. Any thoughts of scolding the children to opening the door to a potential stranger fly out your head as you feel their small hands play with your cheeks and smear your make-up.

In the meanwhile Harvey thanks Evelyn and George for their kindness as he picks of the children's bags alongside a large jar of cookies. He weighs the jar in his hand and sighs slightly, wondering how much sugar they must have had and how he'll explain to the dentist this time. But that was a problem for another day.

By the time you made it home and the kids were settled into bed after four stories and a visit from the dog. You softly close the door and rub your eyes, it had been a long few days. Turning to go downstairs you find your husband sneaking a cookie from the jar, already! Concealing your laughter in your hands you join him in the kitchen and steal a bit out of his cookie with dramatic effect.

His glasses slip down his nose as he stares blankly at you, you choke a little bit, trying to contain giggles and still chew at Harvey's dead-faced reaction as he wags his fingers, cookie in hand at you. Then helps to pat your back as you grab some tap water as you begin to choke. You both still dressed in your formal attire, just now with some crumbs as accents.

Yet what you both didn't realize was your eldest coming downstairs watching mom and dad chip away at their hard-work. With a creak of the wood on the last step, you and Harvey stopped like deer in headlights as you slowly craned your necks around the corner to see your eldest standing there. Hands on hips and wagging their finger in an all to familiar motion to that of your husband. You split the cookie again and moved the jar into a more secure location atop the fridge... though how long what that actually last in reality...

#stardew valley harvey #sdv harvey #sdv harvey x farmer #sdv harvey x reader #harvey stardew valley #stardew harvey #stardew valley #stardew valley fanfic #harvey x reader #fanfic #fanfiction #simp-ly-writes #simp-ly

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katyakurae · 6 months ago

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The deal, sneak peek chapter 8

"Alastor! I just want to talk!"

"Well, I do not! Haven't I made that clear?!"

The Devil grits his teeth. Over six millennia without bruxism and all it takes is one sinner to develop it. Great. Because Hell is full of dentists.

Oh... actually, yeah.

"Fuck... please," Lucifer hisses as he is about to vomit his own intestines. "It will just be a moment. What happened the other day..."

"There is nothing to talk about."

This is ridiculous to say the least. And tricky. A week after the kitchen incident, Lucifer chases Alastor —who doesn't even deign to look at him, to show his anger— through the hotel corridors to a seemingly random room. Both with his fists clenched, their powers increasingly on edge. It's hot in here, courtesy of the infernal flames. Lucifer's horns are out and his tail is whipping nonstop. There is a thunderous noise in the air, Alastor antlers have grown and his eyes have a black sclera.

A recipe for disaster. Especially when the Radio Demon opens a door leading to a parlor and realizes he's hit a dead end. After chasing him all week, Lucifer has finally cornered him.

The deer demon turns on his heels only to find, to his obvious horror, that the Devil is not about to leave the door frame.

What was it like? Fight or flight?

"Alastor, really" Lucifer sighs, as if forcing himself to ve civil, resignedly, as if Alastor were the one making things harder than necessary. The audacity! "I'm only as King for five minutes to talk about what happened the other day."

"No, thank you. Five minutes with you has already proved dire enough."

Yes, the Devil takes it personally. And the yellow sclerae turns red as he squints in his direction.

"Well, it didn't look like it." says, ready for a fight. "In fact, and from the way you were moaning, you seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfic #appleradio #radioapple #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor #lucifer #alastor the radio demon #fanfic #the radio demon #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #lucifer is still being a little shit #alastor x lucifer #the deal (how to not make you smile)

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cryptidsurveys · 3 months ago

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Wednesday, November 27th, 2024.

New tats in your near future? No.

How about piercings or re-piercings? Also no.

Are there any rooms in your house that you don’t go into every day? The third bedroom, the downstairs bathroom, the living room, and the basement.

Who else do you know who has the same favorite color as you do? I'm not sure, but I probably know someone with similar favorite colors/color schemes.

Have you ever had a tattoo covered up or added to? No.

Have you ever kissed someone who has previously kissed someone you hated? No.

Do you have any relatives with red hair? Not that I'm aware of.

What is tomorrow’s weather forecasted to be like? It's supposed to be sunny with a high of 39*F. Also, we got that rain / snow last night and into this morning<3.

Have you ever known anyone who committed suicide? The father of one of my past partners was thought to have taken his own life.

What’s some of the worst pain you’ve ever felt? Migraines.

What’s your favorite kind of pasta? Like an actual dish? Maybe Italian shell casserole or mac & cheese. If we're just talking shapes, then shells, elbows, and spirals.

Would you rather a friend come over to your house or you go over there? Go over there. Even though it would mean traveling all the way to California.

Have you ever had rabies? No.

Do you know anyone who ever had to get a rabies shot? I don't think so.

Ever eaten deer? Duck? Squirrel? How about lamb? I've eaten deer and possibly lamb (my memory isn't clear on that one), and I would be willing to try duck or squirrel.

What is your favorite parody movie? I don't have a favorite, but I'm suddenly reminded of this Lord of the Rings parody that Jenni and I rented for a weekend cabin stay when we were tweens. We didn't realize it wasn't a very PG parody…

What is your least favorite ice cream flavor? I'm not a huge fan of plain vanilla. I like it in things like shakes and ice cream bars and such, but by itself it's kind of eh.

Does your car have heated seats? No, but my dad's does.

Have you ever been tempted to steal? Yeah, when I was young and dumb. Teenagers are legitimately stupid. <- This.

Would you rather travel to Ireland or Japan? I wouldn't mind going to Ireland, but Japan is at the top of my list of places to visit.

Does tickling turn you on? Maybe under the right circumstances…?

If you could go over to someone’s house right now, whose and why? I'd rather not. I'm in the midst of baking a pumpkin pie and will be seeing Wicked with my mom later this morning.

What is the age gap between you and your parents?

How many bathrooms does your house have? Is this enough? Three. Except the one in the master bedroom is no longer functional. It's just me and my dad living here, so it's plenty.

Have you ever video-chatted with someone you met online? No.

Do you collect anything, or have you ever? I used to collect Beanie Babies, as well as Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

When was the last time you used Facebook? The last time I had an active account was about a decade ago.

How many siblings does your best friend have? Zero.

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable? Yeah.

Be honest: are you clingy? I definitely used to be. I have more going on in my own life now, though, so I probably wouldn't be as suffocating as I was in the past.

Have you ever had bronchitis? No.

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet? No.

Are you afraid of the dentist? Not really, but I've still put off going for a long, long time.

Did you attend Sunday School as a child? Rarely.

Who was the last person you cuddled with? A past partner.

How would you feel if your significant other (or possible partner) told you they dislike having sex, but do so with you to make you happy, even though they personally think it’s a chore? I would prefer a partner who enjoyed intimacy as well.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t around but their phone is. Do you look through it? No.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? No.

Have you ever liked anyone that was in a relationship with someone else? Yeah. I've explained the situation before.

Do people ever compliment your eyes? Not very often, but it's probably happened at some point.

Have any of your exes ever given you roses? I think Michael did.

Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you? I have no idea. If they do, then it's probably not very often because that relationship ended years ago.

Would you rather have salad or french fries for a side dish? Depends on what I'm in the mood for at the time.

Which one of your relationships was the shortest? Michael or my most recent ex (we were very on again / off again, so even though the relationship "spanned" the longest stretch of time, the time we were actually together wasn't very long.)

Which was the longest? Nick.

Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? Not those exact words.

Would you feel hurt if your last ex is in a relationship? Last I knew, they were in a relationship. They were the last time we dated, too. It was a poly situation.

Are you going to be getting any new pets soon? No.

Do you like BBQ sauce? Yeah.

What do you like to do when you’re home alone? Make art, watch YouTube, take surveys. Pretty much the same things I would do if someone else was there.

Should the guy always pay for the date? No.

What kind of music calms you down? Meditation or soft classical music.

Do you know anyone who has autism? My best friend is on the spectrum.

What is your favorite way to eat eggs? Scrambled or over easy.

Do you like Frozen? I never saw it.

Who is one of your heroes? My dad.

Do you enjoy hot chocolate? Yes.

Do you use Instagram often? Yeah.

If you got a kitten, what would you name it? I'd have to actually see and interact with the kitten in order to name it.

Do you have a Pinterest account? No.

Do you prefer a quiet or noisy environment? A balance. The animal shelter can be a bit chaotic at times and it can be energizing to a point, but I also need quiet time to rejuvenate.

What is one question you don’t like being asked? Ugh.

Who is someone you know who is talkative? Liv.

When was the last time you saw one of your uncles? Probably childhood.

Do you know anyone who plays the violin? Riley used to. Idk if she still does.

Do your parents enjoy any of the things that you enjoy? Do you bond over these things? Yeah. My dad and I both enjoy hiking/camping. I also enjoy going to movies with my mom, but that's more of me tagging along for her interest than something we both enjoy independently. I wouldn't be much of a movie person at all if not for her.

Out of all your usernames for websites, which one is your favorite? Do you use it for more than one site? Idk.

Have you ever spent the whole day (or multiple days) just looking up one thing on the internet (e.g., videos of your favorite band, how-to videos, quizzes, etc.)? Oh sure.

If someone told you that we live in a society that hates women, how would you respond? I really don’t give a fuck to participate in bullshit like that, sorry. 🙃 <-Same. Except I'm not very outspoken, so I would pretend to agree while maintaining my own stance internally. :')

Can you remember the last thing you thought and subsequently thought, “wow, I really shouldn’t be thinking that”? Last night on the drive home. Almost sunk into the suicidal stew. Was weirdly sad / sensitive all day. Chocked it up to the fact that time of the month is approaching. Guess I have to amend a previous statement that my mood swings aren't that bad. ;D

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secretsnowclub · 2 years ago

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Baby Teeth

I'm working on some fiction...

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I didn’t lose any of my baby teeth until I turned seven. My gums had ridges where the new teeth were trying to come up, pushing against their fleshy barricade. I remember running my tongue along them and counting them in my head during first and second grade. When I told my mom about them, that the number had increased “since last year,” she got mad. I should have lost all my teeth by now, she said. Why didn’t I tell her earlier, she said. Your father’s going to be furious, she said.

And he was. I remember the air thick with his disgust, knee bouncing in the waiting room of the dentist’s office. It was some day in the middle of the week, a Tuesday maybe. I remember because I was happy to get the day off from school. I can’t believe I have to take a vacation day for this, my dad said. He said it again to the dentist while I was getting x-rayed.

I remember the x-ray. The white pokes of teeth trying to worm their way up around the baby molars. It didn’t feel like that much hate could be held in my mouth. Some were sideways. Crooked. They were going to punch through the gums near-horizontal. My jaw would be a spiked bat of teeth that would rot without proper care.

The doctor said everything would be fine. He’d just have to pull them. I’d need braces for a long time. But everything would be fine.

My dad pulled me to the car angry and said he’d do it himself. Said there was no way he was paying that much for the teeth and the braces. Said there was no way. He kept saying that. There’s no way. Nuh uh. No way at all. And I thought about his greasy hands entering my mouth and wiggling at the teeth. Pushing them. Grabbing them and yanking.

As punishment he took me to mom’s work and I sat quiet in an office chair for the rest of the work day, playing with a staple remover, pretending it was a shark skimming across an empty office desk.

I remember that night I took an extra long shower. I sat under the hot water and counted the ridges on my gums. I thought about the x-ray and felt something twisting inside of my stomach. Looking in the mirror, I was just angry at my mouth. At my body. I don’t remember what I used, whether it was floss or the toothbrush, or if I just knuckled against a few teeth, but I got one to come out. There was some blood but I washed it down the sink. It hurt in a weird way. Like a rolling throb through the gums and into my skull. I did two or three more before the pain was too much, my gums red and raw and pounding. I remember showing them to my mom with a big smile and she looked at me with horror. Like the time she hit a deer on the way home from daycare and screamed that horrible scream. She took the teeth from me and made a phone call.

The next day she took me to the same dentist, he pinched a needle into my mouth, and then he went to work. With a wrench or pliers or something. Grabbing and pulling. Twisting. I remember the sounds they made as they cracked. I remember the sounds the teeth made as they were ripped from my mouth. I’d make the noise for you if I could.

Mom and dad yelled that night. And a few nights after. I had a few more dentist visits, a few more pinches of numbness, and then I had braces. They were pretty and I remember they made my mouth look like a beautiful spider web. Some days they ached. Well, most days they ached. But they’ll fix my teeth, my mom said. We’ll figure it out, she said. As long as you’re okay, we’ll figure the rest out.

Dad stayed late at work for two years, maybe more. He didn’t look at me very often. I remember one night he came into my room a few hours after I had been tucked in, and he smelled like grease and medicine. He sat on the edge of my bed and cried into his hands. I didn’t move a muscle.

I remember one day I was crawling around in the side yard, a stick in my hands, shouting orders over my shoulder at the rest of my platoon. We were at war. We were crawling through mud while bullets whizzed overhead. I was the leader and they would follow me anywhere. But we had to keep quiet ‘cause I wasn’t supposed to be in the side yard. It was a narrow slit of land between the house and property-line fence. The grass never got mowed ‘cause a mower couldn’t fit back there, so it was tall and scratchy and hot with summer humidity. I remember I wasn't supposed to go back there cause my dad got stung by a hornet one time when we first moved there. I wasn’t old enough to actually remember the move, in my mind we had always lived there, but the image of my dad’s hand and the nest he smashed with his boot is somewhere up there in my brain.

But I was crawling back there, feeling the chiggers nip at my bare legs, when something sharp poked me. It was white and speckled with blood. It was my tooth. One of the ones I pulled from my mouth, I was certain. Above me was a window into the kitchen. I imagined my mom, or my dad, throwing them from the house like a cursed object. A sign of evil. I never told anyone that story before.

On my eleventh birthday we moved and a few of my dad’s friends came over to pull up the fence and my dad ran the mower on the side yard. The blades chipped and clanged against rocks making this awful, awful sound. It reminded me of the dentist’s office and the cracking of my teeth. The tearing of them out of my skull. I remember thinking that he was mowing over my teeth. A graveyard of teeth being turned into splinters.

I was glad the apartment we moved to didn’t have a side yard and I had no more teeth to lose.

#writing #fiction #novella #baby teeth

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autumnmoonsurveys · 1 year ago

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SUNDAY, JANUARY 28, 2024 4:41 PM

New tats in your near future?

Yes.

How about piercings or re-piercings?

No.

Are there any rooms in your house that you don’t go into every day?

I don’t go down into the basement nor upstairs every day.

Who else do you know who has the same favorite color as you do?

My mom.

Have you ever had a tattoo covered up or added to?

Yes, both.

Have you ever kissed someone who has previously kissed someone you hated?

I mean, sure.

Do you have any relatives with red hair?

Lots.

What is tomorrow’s weather forecasted to be like?

39° and cloudy.

Have you ever known anyone who committed suicide?

Yes.

What’s some of the worst pain you’ve ever felt?

Physically, labor with my son.

What’s your favorite kind of pasta?

Angel hair carbonara.

Would you rather a friend come over to your house or you go over there?

Come here.

Have you ever had rabies?

If one actually contracts rabies, the survival rate is virtually zero.

Do you know anyone who ever had to get a rabies shot?

Probably.

Ever eaten deer? Duck? Squirrel? How about lamb?

Deer, duck, and lamb. Don’t really like any.

What is your favorite parody movie?

Tropic Thunder. 😬 It’s genius.

What is your least favorite ice cream flavor?

Anything SUPER chunky, like rocky road.

Does your car have heated seats?

No.

Have you ever been tempted to steal?

Yeah, when I was young and dumb. Teenagers are legitimately stupid.

Would you rather travel to Ireland or Japan?

Ireland.

Does tickling turn you on?

Fuck no. The heck?

If you could go over to someone’s house right now, whose and why?

My mom’s, ‘cause it’s close and I don’t actually want to go anywhere. LOL

What is the age gap between you and your parents?

My mom was 24 when I was born and my dad was 26.

How many bathrooms does your house have? Is this enough?

Three, and yes, it’s perfect — one for the boys/guests, one for us, one for the girls.

Have you ever video-chatted with someone you met online?

No. And I hate video calls.

Do you collect anything, or have you ever?

Yeah, many things throughout my life.

When was the last time you used Facebook?

Earlier.

How many siblings does your best friend have?

Two older sisters.

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable?

Yeah, sure.

Be honest: are you clingy?

I am the opposite. I enjoy my own space.

Have you ever had bronchitis?

Yeah.

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet?

Yes, an anole.

Are you afraid of the dentist?

VERY FUCKING MUCH, something that only became a thing in recent times because of neglecting my teeth for so long and now I'm paying for it... <- Absolutely same. 😞

Did you attend Sunday School as a child?

Occasionally.

Who was the last person you cuddled with?

Otter.

How would you feel if your significant other (or possible partner) told you they dislike having sex, but do so with you to make you happy, even though they personally think it’s a chore?

I feel like that’s me anymore. Ever since I’ve been on Lexapro, my libido is so low. Once we’re in the act, I’m good, it’s just the desire to even start.

Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t around but their phone is. Do you look through it?

No, I’m a grownup with a healthy relationship.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

Yep.

Have you ever liked anyone that was in a relationship with someone else?

Mm-hmm.

Do people ever compliment your eyes?

Yes.

Have any of your exes ever given you roses?

One.

Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you?

Well, yeah.

Would you rather have salad or french fries for a side dish?

Salad.

Which one of your relationships was the shortest?

Of actual high school+ relationships, either Logan or Dylan. Only a month or so.

Which was the longest?

My husband, but before that my “most recent” ex/my daughter’s father. We were together for five and a half years. My husband and I have been together for eight and a half years.

Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you?

Yeah.

Would you feel hurt if your last ex is in a relationship?

No, he’s been with “the other Brooke” (we’re both named Brooke LOL) the entire time.

Are you going to be getting any new pets soon?

Maybe.

Do you like BBQ sauce?

Yes.

What do you like to do when you’re home alone?

Chilllllll. But also clean/organize.

Should the guy always pay for the date?

No.

What kind of music calms you down?

Just whatever I’m in the mood for, I guess.

Do you know anyone who has autism?

Yeah.

What is your favorite way to eat eggs?

Deviled!

Do you like Frozen?

Nah.

Who is one of your heroes?

Meh.

Do you enjoy hot chocolate?

Once or twice a year.

Do you use Instagram often?

I follow stories daily.

If you got a kitten, what would you name it?

Depends!

Do you have a Pinterest account?

Yes, just for recipe ideas.

Do you prefer a quiet or noisy environment?

Quiet. I am so overstimulated by noise and chaos anymore.

What is one question you don’t like being asked?

🤷‍♀️

Who is someone you know who is talkative?

My daughter.

When was the last time you saw one of your uncles?

November, at my one grandmother’s memorial service.

Do you know anyone who plays the violin?

My cousin(s) used to when he/they were young. I can’t remember if it was just the one or both of them.

Do your parents enjoy any of the things that you enjoy? Do you bond over these things?

Yepper.

Out of all your usernames for websites, which one is your favorite? Do you use it for more than one site?

I’ve used “bbing” a lot… First initial and husband’s shortened/nicknamed last name.

Have you ever spent the whole day (or multiple days) just looking up one thing on the internet (e.g., videos of your favorite band, how-to videos, quizzes, etc.)?

Yeah.

If someone told you that we live in a society that hates women, how would you respond?

I really don’t give a fuck to participate in bullshit like that, sorry. 🙃

Can you remember the last thing you thought and subsequently thought, “wow, I really shouldn’t be thinking that”?

Probably daily. 😅

#survey #surveys

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gaetzdentalclinic · 1 year ago

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dental-health · 2 years ago

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casual-violinist-fangirl · 2 years ago

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Carry You: 1,747 Words

. Modern AU Crosshair and Omega hurt/comfort fic!

. Omega has been adopted, but only recently.

. When Crosshair gets in from work all he wants to do is go to bed, but his little sister seems to have other ideas.

. Also posted on AO3 (link in comments)

. Some swearing, you have been warned!

Crosshair flopped into the cushions of the sofa, trying not to groan as the weight was finally taken off of his feet. He had just finished his shift at the bar, on a day when the football was on and all he wanted to do was curl up in a ball and let sleep consume him for the next three days. Dealing with the bar’s usual clients was bad enough, but adding drunk sports fans into the mix… he barely suppressed a shudder as he thought of all of the things that he’d seen that evening.

He should probably go to bed, he thought absently as he leaned forward and started to unlace his black boots. At least if he was in bed he wouldn’t be disrupted when all of his brothers started going about their days. The only issue with that, in Crosshair’s mind at least, was that his bedroom was all the way upstairs, and he was not. And the sofa was fairly comfortable considering it had come third hand from a distant relative.

Making up his mind that he simply couldn’t be bothered to move upstairs he stretched out his legs in front of him, hissing as they ached from his shift. The others had always said he could do better than work in a bar, but he sort of enjoyed the buzz of the nightlife, even if it did mean that he had to work sporting events and deal with hen parties on the regular. Besides, what would he do instead? He wasn’t good for much else, or at least that’s what he told himself. Hunter would probably say otherwise, but Hunter had always been soft like that, especially since…

… creak.

The sound made his head shoot up from where it had been resting against the back of the sofa and he jumped out of his skin. He scowled, getting ready to berate whichever of his brothers appeared at the bottom of the stairs for ruining the peace and quiet, but was cut short when he saw exactly who was coming down the stairs.

‘Omega?’ he squinted in the dark, and sure enough the little girl stepped into the room swaddled in her duvet and looking a little pathetic.

‘Oh, hey Crosshair,’ she mumbled, looking like a deer caught in the headlights. ‘I didn’t realise anyone was down here, I…’ she trailed off a little helplessly and Crosshair noticed the way her eyes darted between him and the door to the kitchen. ‘I’ll just go back to bed,’ she turned around going to make her retreat and her brother rolled his eyes before standing. So much for peace and quiet.

‘Sit down,’ he chided her and she looked up at him, her eyes wide with surprise.

‘You’re sure? I don’t want to bother you…’ The little girl was already heading towards the sofa despite her comments about going back to bed.

‘Are you after water?’ He ignored her comment, deciding to instead make himself useful. Looking over at her slight frame he spotted the dark circles under her eyes, tinged with red and looking a little on the damp side. She’d been crying. Again.

A minuscule nod from her told him all he needed to know, and he headed out into the kitchen to grab a glass of water.

It wasn’t that Crosshair didn’t like Omega; truth be told, he adored the girl and would do anything for her, just as his brothers would. Rescuing her from her vile mother had consumed so much of their time in the past few months, and there had been times when it had looked as though they were fighting and losing a custody battle. Omega had been determined to stay with her half-brothers, and the sobs of relief that had left her when full time custody had been confirmed reduced the rest of their family to tears as well. He was just… wary of her at times. When she was upset she could be a loose canon. He had learnt this the hard way when she had needed to go to the dentist and had barricaded herself in her room, screaming and sobbing and begging Hunter not to take her there.

He worried for her at times. The things she spoke of when she was discussing her past sent chill down his spine and made him want to go and give Nala Se a piece of his mind. How could someone abuse a child, especially a girl like Omega, who was so happy and positive (well, most of the time anyway). She loved fiercely and had settled into the family well, breaking down Crosshair’s well constructed armour to protect him from being hurt.

‘I thought you were supposed to be going to Cut’s tonight,’ he commented offhandedly as he brought the glass into the room and set it down in front of his sister. She remained quiet for some time, sipping the water cautiously. Crosshair resisted the urge to sigh; he was exhausted and all he wanted to do was sleep off a long night’s work. Pulling himself together and summoning all of his patience, he perched on the sofa next to the little girl, waiting for her be ready to talk.

What felt like an age passed, and Crosshair was beginning to think that maybe Omega had dozed off, when her shaking voice cut through the silence.

‘I…I didn’t want to have another nightmare and not be at home,’ she stammered, and when her brother looked at her he could see her eyes glistening with unshed tears once more. ‘Hunter spoke to Cut and he said it was fine, but I didn’t want to scare my friends…’ she snivelled, looking ashamed and embarrassed. Crosshair paused, trying to summon the right thing to say, but his mind kept coming up blank.

‘What sort of ten year old is scared of spending time away from her brothers in case she has a nightmare?!’ Clearly Omega was not done talking, and the frustration in her tone hinted that she was more upset by this than she had originally expressed. She glared as she spoke. ’Why did Nala Se have to fuck me up so much that I can’t have a normal life and do things that kids my age do, I…’ She trailed off, her anger making it difficult for her to find the right words. Her fists were clenched and frustrated tears were streaming down her cheeks. ‘What she did hurt me. It was wrong, and I’m so… so angry.’

As if saying it solved her problems, the anger was suddenly sapped out of her along with most of her energy. Crosshair swooped in just in time to grab the glass from her hands as it slipped and he placed it on the table before kneeling in front of his sister. She flopped into him, leaning her head into his shoulder and sobbing, though her cries were quiet, subdued almost. All Crosshair could do in this moment was hold her, rubbing soothing circles on her back in the same way Hunter would. When she eventually calmed down and sat up again, she looked exhausted. Her brother lifted her under her armpits and settled her back on the sofa properly, tucking her duvet around her.

‘I have an idea,’ he said and stood, trying not to hiss as his muscles screamed at him to stop for the day and rest. He disappeared into the kitchen and rummaged around, knowing exactly what he was looking for… aha! A bag of sweet popcorn tumbled out of the cupboard. Not thinking much about what time it was, he poured a substantial amount into a bowl and re-entered the living room carrying it. Omega looked up from her cocoon, a slightly confused expression on her face.

‘Don’t tell Hunter,’ he winked subtly at her with a small smile on his face. Turning the TV on, he set up his Netflix account and scrolled through until he found what he was looking for. Omega watching this, her interest piqued; she never got to watch TV with Crosshair because of his work schedule so this was rare for them and she was interested in what he was going to put on.

Eventually Crosshair pressed play on a show and sat back in his seat, placing the bowl of popcorn between himself and his little sister. Omega squinted at the screen and read the title of the show out loud.

‘She-ra?’ she questioned, wrinkling her nose. ‘What is this?’ Crosshair had the energy left in him to pretend to look offended, making her laugh a little. ‘Yes, She-ra,’ he replied. ‘This is a re-make though, it came out a couple of years ago. It’s a work of art and I won’t put up with you suggesting otherwise.’ Omega giggled, nodding at that and before long the pair of them were absorbed in the programme and eating popcorn. Crosshair looked down at his little sister. Her cheeks were still tear-stained and her eyes were puffy from crying but she seemed to be enjoying herself now.

As if reading his mind, Omega shuffled in her seat so that she was closer to him, and in a fairly clumsy motion shifted so that the duvet that she had been wrapped in was over his legs as well as hers.

‘Thanks for helping me feel better, Cross,’ she mumbled sleepily as she nestled herself into his side, giving him no choice but to put his arm around her. He gave her shoulders a gentle squeeze before relaxing and curling his legs up underneath him.

‘No worries, kid.’

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The following morning, Wrecker had come bounding down the stairs and into the living room, only to halt suddenly. Echo had nearly walked into the back of him and went to scold him, but was cut off by a frantic ‘Shush!’

There in front of them, curled up on the sofa was Omega and Crosshair, still in his work clothes and his boots discarded on the floor. The TV was quietly babbling away in the background as they slept and Echo noted with a level of exasperation that his popcorn had been opened last night. Ah well, it was clearly for a good cause. Wrecker snapped a picture on his phone and posted it in the family chat.

Clearly Omega had managed to have the sleepover she had wanted after all, even if it was with her brother and not her school friends.

#bad batch #the bad batch #modern au #fanfic #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #fluff #hurt/comfort #Crosshair is a great brother #I said what I said #he also works in a bar #siblings

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bingobongodaog · 1 year ago

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Sometimes i think about the elf that wanted to be a dentist instead of being a toy maker in the Rudolph the red nosed rain deer movie

are there dentist in the north pole? if so who are the dentist if not the elf's? do elf's need dental treatment? if not does Santa need it since he's human and all but he's also magical and shit so does he need it too?

the many things i think about that are useless in the real life world

#rudolph the red nosed reindeer #modern philosophy

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flirting-with-psychology · 2 months ago

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New tats in your near future?

How about piercings or re-piercings?

Are there any rooms in your house that you don’t go into every day?

Some days I don't go into the loft

Who else do you know who has the same favorite color as you do?

Probably, idk off the top of my head. I also have multiple favorite colors

Have you ever had a tattoo covered up or added to?

No tattoos

Have you ever kissed someone who has previously kissed someone you hated?

Don't think so

Do you have any relatives with red hair?

Don't think so

What is tomorrow’s weather forecasted to be like?

Cold

Have you ever known anyone who committed suicide?

Yes

What’s some of the worst pain you’ve ever felt?

Orthodontic work

What’s your favorite kind of pasta?

It jumps around, currently it's elbows

Would you rather a friend come over to your house or you go over there?

Go over there, my house is too messy

Have you ever had rabies?

Do you know anyone who ever had to get a rabies shot?

No humans, just pets

Ever eaten deer? Duck? Squirrel? How about lamb?

What is your favorite parody movie?

Not Another Teen Movie

What is your least favorite ice cream flavor?

I don't have a least favorite

Does your car have heated seats?

Yes in the front

Have you ever been tempted to steal?

Yes, shit's expensive. Never done it though

Would you rather travel to Ireland or Japan?

Ireland

Does tickling turn you on?

If you could go over to someone’s house right now, whose and why?

None right this minute, but John's in general because it's fun

What is the age gap between you and your parents?

38 and 43 years

How many bathrooms does your house have? Is this enough?

One, and not always, when we both have to go at the same time

Have you ever video-chatted with someone you met online?

Yes I think

Do you collect anything, or have you ever?

Yeah but i don't hold interest forever

When was the last time you used Facebook?

Today

How many siblings does your best friend have?

None

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable?

Kinda dated a guy for like a week in high school who had some suicidal tendencies

Be honest: are you clingy?

Yes

Have you ever had bronchitis?

Not sure

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet?

I have had a toad

Are you afraid of the dentist?

Did you attend Sunday School as a child?

Who was the last person you cuddled with?

My boyfriend

How would you feel if your significant other (or possible partner) told you they dislike having sex, but do so with you to make you happy, even though they personally think it’s a chore?

I'd be dissapointed

Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t around but their phone is. Do you look through it?

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

Yes

Have you ever liked anyone that was in a relationship with someone else?

Yes

Do people ever compliment your eyes?

Sometimes

Have any of your exes ever given you roses?

No, but my current boyfriend has

Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you?

Maybe

Would you rather have salad or french fries for a side dish?

Fries lol

Which one of your relationships was the shortest?

I have only had one official relationship, but I've had some things that were never defined that lasted like a week

Which was the longest?

The current one, almost 6 years

Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you?

Would you feel hurt if your last ex is in a relationship?

I might be a little salty

Are you going to be getting any new pets soon?

Not planning on it

Do you like BBQ sauce?

What do you like to do when you’re home alone?

Watch TV, shop

Should the guy always pay for the date?

What kind of music calms you down?

There's a soothing "gamma ray" one I listen to

Do you know anyone who has autism?

Some who are self-diagnosed

What is your favorite way to eat eggs?

In toast

Do you like Frozen?

Yes

Who is one of your heroes?

A guy I knew in college

Do you enjoy hot chocolate?

Yes

Do you use Instagram often?

Not really

If you got a kitten, what would you name it?

It would depend on the kitten

Do you have a Pinterest account?

No, I hate pinterest

Do you prefer a quiet or noisy environment?

Somewhere in the middle. Quiet enough to have a conversation but not so quiet you feel awkward about having a conversation

What is one question you don’t like being asked?

About my job situation

Who is someone you know who is talkative?

Yes, my mom

When was the last time you saw one of your uncles?

Recently on facetime but a couple years ago in person

Do you know anyone who plays the violin?

My mom does

Do your parents enjoy any of the things that you enjoy? Do you bond over these things?

Yes, my mom likes shopping and musicals and Downton Abbey, my dad likes science and games

Out of all your usernames for websites, which one is your favorite? Do you use it for more than one site?

The one for this blog

Have you ever spent the whole day (or multiple days) just looking up one thing on the internet (e.g., videos of your favorite band, how-to videos, quizzes, etc.)?

Yes, I go down shopping rabbit holes

If someone told you that we live in a society that hates women, how would you respond?

That is probably true

Can you remember the last thing you thought and subsequently thought, “wow, I really shouldn’t be thinking that”?

Probably an intrusive thought

#survey

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