#rectangle hater

[your-local-endrman]

Dont be such a square/slur

[cxparadisi]

honestly what kills you as a seeking-/post-bottom surgery trans in the online transmasc community isn't even the open disgust people have for your body or how quick they are to spread misinformation bc mysteriously their trans sex positivity only applies to transition they personally want/are attracted to. like yeah that stuff hurts, the fact that every couple months a post about how it's TOTALLY FINE to be grossed out by my body and assuring trans guys NOBODY wants to look like me gets 10k notes sucks, but that's actually a minority of the problem. the killer is that disgust towards bottom surgery is SO normalized that, in general, people just assume that no post-op people exist in transmasc spaces, if they think about them at all. you're just left out of everything by default.

jokes? sorry, every transmasc joke assumes you have a boypussy and menstruate and the only surgery you've ever had is top surgery and if bottom surgery does crop up it's a joke about how you'd never get it. sucks to suck! fictional representation? no post-op characters exist and in fact any characters that mention their junk specify that they're non-op just in case you were worried about that. sucks to suck! fictional character headcanons? i mean, sometimes you could imagine that the shapeshifting characters might change genitals...? the medieval fantasy characters DO get top surgery scars though, so really it's just an excuse not to have to think about how gross bottom surgery is even if you acknowledge the desire to swap your junk. sucks to suck! positivity posts? nope, even ones specific to surgery don't bother to acknowledge anything below the waist. sucks to suck! discussions of transmasc sexuality? hahahahaha yeah no, those are even more inaccessible to anyone without a boycunt. sucks to suck! discourse about obstacles to transmasc transition? nope, again, that just removes the possibility that people could care about you since not mentioning you in this context means they definitely just aren't thinking about it at all. sucks to suck! discourse specifically about bottom surgery? congrats, people acknowlege you...... as a 3rd party who can't possibly be present and definitely fits into the .01 x .01 inch box they have in their heads of the Cis-Passing Binary Transsexual Male who only wants to get bottom surgery to lick cis boots, and "discourse" is kind of a misnomer because in reality what that means is "discourse about how gross it is that people think me, a trans man, might have gotten bottom surgery". sucks to suck!

naturally i need to add a million disclaimers about how i don't think transmascs who don't want bottom surgery are any less trans than i am(true) or that transmascs who don't get bottom surgery face as much transphobia as i do (so true bestie) and i'm saying this as a reflection of my own personal experiences even though i'm sure you personally have nothing against us genital-mutilators. that same grace has never once been extended to me though so i will be cranky about it.

[despazito]

vitriolic bluey haters are cringe its literally just a cute show with some decent lessons for kids. its nothing groundbreaking but calling it just as vapid as teletubbies is a bit dishonest imo. yes people want to fuck the rectangle dog dad but i was around when this website wanted to fuck a clock and an anthropomorphized triangle

[strawberrystepmom]

izuku x f!reader. reader is referred to as wife, he is referred to as husband, reader has a defined and briefly mentioned career. wife guy deku compilation indeed.

Hey, have you seen this?

Your screen lights up with a text message from one of your closest friends, another message with a link to a video following quickly after and you tilt your head to the side at your desk reading the title of the video.

“Deku Wife Guy Compilation”

It makes you chuckle to see these terms stitched together, something that would probably not make much sense to your blissfully offline-as-he-can-be husband, but you understand what it means and press the link to open the video. It takes a moment to load and you jiggle your foot impatiently as it does, abandoning what you were last working on to focus as he comes onto the rectangle screen.

“My wife is the best,” filters through your phone speakers as clear as day and you smile despite yourself, the familiar butterflies you get every time you look at him blooming beneath your ribs.

“First of all, I want to thank my wife.”

“My wife is the true savior in our household, she’s a doctor…”

“My beautiful ____, my wife, my heart.”

“None of this would be possible without my wife so please give her a hand.”

It’s a three minute video stitching together every time he has mentioned you in victory speeches and press interviews and the like and it makes you wonder what people could be saying. You’re no stranger to running into the stray hater online yet you scroll down to the comments section, eyes widening when you see it filled with nothing but admiration for the strong foundation of love your marriage is built upon.

iluvchargebolt: man, i hope i’m loved like this someday :’)

momospantyliner: The way his eyes light up when he says her name at 0:48…beautiful.

Allmightisalright07: Reminds me of how i used to talk about my wife when she was still with us. They are certainly soulmates.

In comparison to other comment sections you’ve scanned in the past, this one makes you feel very warm in comparison and you feel the need to look away after being perceived by so many people who don’t even know you. Izuku’s love is so evident for you even strangers see it from a mile away, they can hear it in the soft way his tongue caresses your name like he’s kissing you every time he says it.

You put your phone down and turn back to your work, letting the video play over the speaker just to hear his voice when your screen lights up again and vibrates on top of your desk. Another text from the same friend, another link.

There are 10 of these omg

Another link pops up on your screen in a blue bubble, this time to a playlist containing videos in the same fashion as the first. Deku Wifeguy Compilation 1-10. Giggling to yourself, you press play and let the playlist run, each video growing in length with the shortest at 3 minutes and the longest at just over 10, your eyes widening realizing that he loves you so much there are videos worth of him simply stating it over and over and over again.

The same compulsion that led you to check the comments section on the first video takes over and you decide to pause the playlist and read, scanning the comments for anything you could potentially use as fodder to be angry about later.

shotopleasereturnmycalls: damn…i really am single.

Redriotsarmpithair9680: Love like this is rare. So glad our beacon of hope has a safe place to land after he’s done keeping us safe <3

You don’t dare to go any further lest you do see something you won’t like, keeping the video paused and locking your phone to set it aside and reflect. It’s strange to live a life so public and private all at once, hiding some parts and sharing the others, but you’re grateful the most consistent thing about Izuku is that he has never wanted to do anything but shine his light on you, to make you the spotlight of his world and everything about him.

Abruptly you pick your phone up and slide the screen upward, the messages app filling your screen. You click out of the thread with your friend and into the one with Izuku and you type out three simple words, the ones that you feel all day every day.

You: I love you.

Miles away, he looks down at his phone screen and snaps a quick picture of himself grinning, scrunching his nose, freckles barely visible thanks to the low light and bad angle but it’s all him - silly and sweet and sincere. He sends it off with the three simple words he feels about you in return, all day every day.

Izuku: I love you too, my perfect wife.

[regretevator-confessions]

I have a lot to say so instead of spamming asks i'm combining into one in a big ol list

I hope Folly gets some kind of redemption arc and gets sillier

Folly haters all sound like lampert /neg

I don't like lampert. he sounds like a redditor.

The tumblr sexyman phenomenon happening to unpleasant is the weirdest and funniest thing ever to me. that is a rectangle. how are you doing that to a rectangle. (not meant to be mean, sorry if it sounds like it)

The only interesting thing about Reddy is Folly saying there's souls possessing him or some shit but other than that I think he should be able to leave on more floors. absolute nothing character. make room for the sillier goobers.

I think less people should draw Dr.retro with boobs. that's weird to me.

People ignoring stuff like two characters being just friends or a character having no interest in romance and shipping them anyway makes me feel weird. can y'all please just do some research before shipping.

love when people draw certain characters more animalistic and stuff. creature-ification beam!!!!!

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[a-bucket-in-the-void]

hiii oakley. this is an invitation to ramble about whatever <3

i think your gonna get a number rant, you’re welcome (thanks for the ask lee <3)

ok so first of all, one. honestly solid number. not my favorite and i probably wouldnt choose it a whole lot but like it’s cool. i think to me it just feels too simple, like and?

two. look i guess two is… fine. honestly i’m always partial to odd numbers so it was never gonna be to high on my list. kinda has the same thing as one but just like also too like clean and perfect

and now for my favorite number: three. best vibes. it’s used everywhere, it’s like naturally a perfect number. it’s still simple but it has a personality ya know. it’s easy. 1000/10

ok so i think i like four. it’s better than two. honestly sick number. not much to say about it i guess. good solid round number. shout out to rectangles

ok so five is nice cause like it’s multiples are all easy but just… idk five feels a bit too overhyped. like yeah he’s cool i guess but he’s not that cool

i don’t have much to say about six. it’s a multiple of three and i think that cancels out enough of the two vibes i get from it. idk it’s ok i guess

i would like to come out as a seven hater. it’s defiantly too over hyped. it’s an honorary even number with its perfectness and i mean that in a bad way. much too sterile, go like stare at rust colored mountains or hug a tree or something

side note but thirty two is an honorary odd number the same way that seven is an honorary even. thirty two is a solid number. shout out thirty two

eight has the vibe of like the one that’s in charge. like they’re the one who’s the leader of the group that is like no one’s favorite. like kai in ninjago and leo in tmnt

nine has always had sort of the vibe of like a bad boy or something. like the story i’ve always had in my head for when you multiply something by nine is like him seducing the others partner, like how nine time eight is seventy two it’s like two is the partner of eight because that’s how you get ten but nine is too charismatic and switches eight out for seven and just kinda smirks at the fuming eight. sick number honestly, has always been a favorite

i think i’ll just do the digits so i have somewhere to stop lol

um send me another ask sometime if you wanna hear me ramble about zero

[shotmrmiller]

Why do you say you’re like a wet cigarette? I remember you posted something of yourself a long long time ago and I thought you were fucking gorgeous

cuz i've got an athletic type build that i've always hated. can't wear form fitting shit cuz i just look like a soggy rectangle n im pretty sure i have body dysmorphia

when i say i was a hater i mean it no one is safe not even me lmaoooo

[alohaastro]

Moon transiting Taurus to Gemini, Saturday, October 19th, can bring changes for the better, and luck in financial or romantic endeavors, when you choose to let your light shine by expressing your unique talents or beliefs, as the moon conjunct Uranus in Taurus participate in multiple aspects of support and manifestation - a Grand Trine, a Kite, a Mystic Rectangle, a Castle, and a Yod, amplifying the positive influences of the sun in Libra, Venus in Sagittarius, Mars in Cancer, Neptune in Pisces, and Pluto in Capricorn. But, there is a possibility of resistance, repulsion, and potential conflict internally, or externally, being activated by a Grand Cross of Chiron in Aries, with the sun, Mars, and Pluto, as well as a "yea or nay" critical mindset of commitment or avoidance, due to Mercury in Scorpio trine to Saturn in Pisces, but square to Pluto. The moon and Uranus in Taurus opposing Venus in Sagittarius holds the key to unlocking the highest and best potential offered in today's energy patterns - as long as you are not willfully doing harm to another, don't give a flying fuck what others think of you. Revel and frolic in the magic of you! It is highly likely that some of the haters are just jealous, and equally likely that you are freeing other people from their restrictions by being an inspiring and empowering example of a self actualized happy person for them to emulate.

[alhaithamaskblog]

Cheese hater anon is crazy because COLBY JACK (by the cube, though not being a cube, it's a RECTANGLE) is really good and ALMOST better than fresh mozzarella

Keyword being almost?

[jaskersneakthief]

I'll forever love calling my bbgirls couple names and that each one is different

Oh Bill Cipher???? That's my weird girlfriend

Tony???the talking clock with his awful indoctrination technics?? My hater wife

Kevin Jr!???the british rectangle??? My fiancé

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

@janitorlarry7

(prev) When the ants formed a smiley face right in front of him, Larry smiled back at the ants before he had to hear what Bert had to say. ..Yeah..! He was one of the most hard-working and talented watchdogs in the entire ship! How could he possibly forget that? The nearly 10 years of experience and knowledge Larry had in cleaning stuff for the hater empire was enough to make up not choosing to be a soldier due to his cowardice and shy nature...He was proud to be working for Lord Hater and Commander Peepers as a janitor. And he was happy that there were people out there who appreciated his work like Bert did. Larry felt a little bit of a tear slip out of his eye from getting overwhelmed with nice comments about him and his work ethic. "Oh stop- you're making me cry a little now." He chuckled as he wiped a couple more tears forming in his eye "You're..you're way too kind, Bert. You know that?"

Bert rubbed the back of his head. “Gehe, I do know that. I also know what it's like to struggle with self-worth. Not fun! So I'll be too kind if it means cheering up a friend..."

Bert looked at his laptop and an idea popped into his head. He smiled and turned it to have the screen face Larry. There was a mess of menus, lists, and codes all over it, but in the middle was a blank window.

“Want to write or draw something with ants? Just use the trackpad to draw in that black rectangle in the middle of the screen!” 

[ghostonly]

Hello everyone, today i bring you:

Things Americans don't realize they have the shittiest version of

or

Things the Swiss Do Better

At the top of the list, brought to you straight from the bath,

Bathtubs

Are you a full sized adult who longs for the days of childhood when they could lie down in a bathtub and get fully submerged? Do you wish you could stretch your legs out instead of bending them in half and neglecting your ever-coldening knees?

The solution is easy! Go literally anywhere else!

Okay I admit I have actually no idea how most other countries do this; I'm in Switzerland right now staying with my partner. The tubs here are huge. Upon describing the ones I'm used to, my partner was absolutely horrified, so I have to assume this is the norm, because it seems much more likely that most places in the world make adult sized tubs than sad little baby sized ones like the US.

This thing is like 20ish inches deep. When I put my elbow to the bottom, my fingertips are only about an inch higher than the edge. I'm 5'7 and can stretch my full height, the top of my head only sticking a few inches above the edge on the sloped end. This thing makes me feel so short. I'm 250lbs and can rotate fully. None of my torso touches the sides unless you count my upper arms, which don't if I pull them tighter against me. I haven't had a bath like this since I was 6.

Yogurt

I spent my entire life thinking I hated yogurt. It turns out yogurt is actually delicious! ... If it's not American. That sad, overly sweetened, gelatinous, low fat nonsense we've been eating is an affront to good yogurt everywhere (but especially in Switzerland.)

Decent yogurt... It tastes less sugary, yet sweeter - the difference between a gas station donut and a piece of fruit you just picked off a tree. Don't get me wrong, I love a good gas station donut... Just not as much as literally anything here.

I was excited to share American donuts with my partner since donuts here suck, but the problem is that, while US donuts are better than any donut here, they are significantly worse than literally any other dessert here. I got here/brought them two weeks before Christmas. Sadly, they ended up getting composted. There was simply too much better shit to eat.

I digress. The yogurt has a natural sweetness, it's not as thick, which you might think is a bad thing until you realize that the thickness of American yogurt is almost definitely achieved with some kind of thickening agent to make up for the complete lack of creaminess. The yogurt here is thinner but more creamy. It's so nice that I've gone from adamant yogurt hater to eating one all but two mornings since I've gotten here.

Toilet paper

Okay this is a weird one and, again, I admit it could just be a gap in my experience, bit I have lived on the west coast, in the midwest, and in the south of the US, with many different people with many different preferences and I have yet to find toilet paper like this.

The toilet paper here does not have squares. The squares are elongated (rectangles). It's like two ply and it's not soft, but it is thick and firm. The US toilet paper market is so good about pushing a narrative about toilet paper needing to be soft to spare your asshole that we have completely fallen for a scheme that ensures we must use more toilet paper and end up less clean in the end.

Soft, thick toilet paper may feel nicer but you end up having to wipe more because it's never as good at staying together as they claim it is. They can do as many 'drag tests' as they want to show how it stays together, but a flat surface and a hairy ass are not the same thing. Anyway tmi but I use like half as much toilet paper now and never have anything getting left behind.

Doorknobs (THEY DON'T HAVE THEM)

That is to say, doors have handles here. Those round fuckers you twist are nowhere in sight. You might think this is a minute difference that isn't important but you would be wrong. Hands full? Just lean your elbow on the handle. Bam, door is open. Knobs might have been a stylistic marvel in the design world at some point but, practically, they're a fucking nightmare.

Chocolate

Okay I know you've heard this one before but it's usually Europeans scoffing at American chocolate so I'm giving you the American take which is that they're completely right to be scoffing at American chocolate.

I brought a bunch of expensive-ish, Dove mint chocolates with me to share with my partner. The fact aside that he doesn't like mint chocolate apparently, I ate one a couple weeks after getting here(I didn't before then because I was too busy horfing down Swiss chocolates) and it was like their goodness had just fucking disintegrated. I was so disappointed. I had been shoveling these in just weeks before coming here because they were impossibly good and so smooth and luxurious and now I have this big fucking canister of disappointment chocolate. It's not bad... But considering this is some of the better mainstream chocolate in America, that's a devastating downgrade in status.

Ferrero Rocher is extremely common here (it's Italian in origin, just south of Switzerland). I keep feeling like I'm the only one eating it and I finally asked my partner if anyone else is going to eat it because I don't want to eat all the fancy chocolates and he said, "It's not really exciting to us."

Hello??? This is the fanciest of mainstream chocolate in the US!!

The same goes for Lindt Lindor truffles, which are Swiss. They're so accessible here they're not even fancy, they're just average chocolates.

Don't even get me fucking started on the chocolate from the confectionary that we bought when I first got here. We got about eight pieces of different flavors and have only just finished them because each time we had some, we each had one piece. They were so fucking divine that I couldn't eat the rest in one sitting because I was too busy ascending to another plane of existence. Don't get me wrong, we took our time because they're really expensive, but I'm telling you that was okay. One of them was so good that it completely satisfied my desire for chocolate. That's how insanely powerful these chocolates are.

Conclusion

All of the things I hated about America, while in America, have become just kind of baffling to think back on since coming here. Like, how is the US even like this? How is it that bad? It has its merits, but mainly in character and culture, not in quality of life. Anyway, of you ever have the sliver of a chance to go to Europe, absolutely do it, even if its just to visit. I haven't been this happy in my life. Yeah that's largely because I'm finally here with the love of my life after five years of online-only, but a not insignificant chunk is also the quality of life. I've been poor and/or just skirting homelessness for the last 7 years, so this is like whiplash. Anyway I just wanted to share these things. Mainly the tub and yogurt, those are just mind-blowing. I hope it was all a bit interesting to read.

[poorlittlevampire]

hater moment incoming but i keep seeing people posting their new iphones and being like This Is The Most Beautiful Phone I Have Ever Had The Privilege Of Holding... and its just a vaguely pink rectangle

[haunted-house-heart]

[image description: nine different "unlocked achievement" graphics, made from the TrueAchievement generator. They are each a different colored, rounded rectangle with a trophy image on the left end and two lines of white text. The first reads: 100 - First Steps. You created a blog! The second: 500 - Not a Bot. Changed your title/icon/bio Third: 900 - Not Like Other Social Media. Changed blog settings to make site useable Fourth: 100 - Curate Your Own Space. Followed one blog Fifth: 5000 - I'm Doing My Part. Supported an artist via reblogging Sixth: 1000 - Making Friends. Gained a Mutual! Seventh: 500 - Get Outta Here. Blocked one blog. Eighth: 100 - Sorry I Overshared, Do You Still Think I'm Hot? Posted something weirdly personal. Ninth: 200 - Haters Gonna Hate. Received hate mail. end of description]

made some beginners achievements with trueachievements for our new tumblr friends! these are just jokey but seriously. welcome <3

[sillymizu-13]

going to school for orientation tomorrow wish me luck. I have to see the boy that made a tiktok shaming me who i haven't seen for a full year :/ best year of my life

hey at least my friend is going to give me rectangles that have pictures of random Korean people who will never know I exist so that's pretty sigma

you’ve got this bestie and yay rectangles are so amazing!! let the haters hate they r just jealous they aren’t you 😼😼

[juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231]

haters will say this is ai generated

given the width of the rectangle i cannot explain it frankly. but i took this picture at the comfort inn in kirkland washington