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hai-nae · 2 months
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uno reverse
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edenxrosey · 3 months
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Highever Has Fallen
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Danny was being harassed in broad daylight.
He can’t get the guy to take a hint and frankly he’s going to be late for his new job if he can’t get through the door.
Just when he was starting to think that he would have to hit him, a hand gently rested on his shoulder.
“Hey Chum sorry it took me so long to get here but traffic was a killer! Is this man bothering you?”
Turns out His boss Bruce Wayne is actually a nice man.
Too bad Gotham gossips worst than a small town.
Seriously guys, this isn’t funny, it stopped being funny the third time he got picked out of a crowd as the “new Wayne.”
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purpleshadow-star · 5 months
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It's kind of funny (heartbreaking) that there were multiple Ravens who wanted a number, to the point where some tried to manipulate Jean into helping them one way or another, but none of them would have been next in line. No matter what they did, there was always someone ahead of them on the list. Someone who wasn't even on the team. That someone wasn't Neil. Neil was a surprise to everyone, including Riko. That someone was Andrew.
Kevin might have had to beg Riko to go visit Andrew, and Riko might have laughed at Kevin and dismissed Andrew when Andrew turned him down, but make no mistake, if Andrew had accepted and had become a Raven, he would have taken that #4 spot within his first year.
If we're being real, Andrew had more of a chance at becoming part of the perfect Court than any of those Ravens ever had. Even Jean thinks of Andrew as one of them.
The other Ravens never stood a chance.
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proffbon · 1 day
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Rook not beating Teia and Viago's foster child allegations
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codename-adler · 3 months
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can’t believe i forgot my miracle girl Robin Cross 😭
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just making a Twitter took everything. she goes through episodes of going private & AWOL because nobody can know who and where she is that’s how they’ll get her, to episodes of over sharing absolutely everything because what if she misses something and if she’s constantly documenting everything someone is bound to know the moment she goes missing, right? oh, baby girl…
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>> 4 next >>
P.S.:
Andrew loves Robin (his kid)
Neil loves Robin (his f-up bestie and step-daughter)
Seth loves Robin (his weird baby sister)
Dan and Matt love Robin (their adopted pet)
Allison and Renee love Robin (their missing 3rd)
Nicky loves Robin (his traumatized niece)
Aaron loves Robin (his godsend smart study-buddy)
Wymack loves Robin (his precious granddaughter)
Kevin tolerates loves Robin (his mother’s legacy, his hope for the future of Exy, one of his greatest prides, this little puppy that refuses to leave him be and bothers him until he can’t imagine his life without this little ball of sunshine in it)
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edorazzi · 3 months
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More Thunderbirds Are Go! With an idea I couldn't shake; Kayo being the only one qualified to escort Penny to society events and "discourage" potential suitors (while shamelessly stealing Gordon's girl)! 🌸🗡️
The boys are all cute but Scott will have half a drink then idly drop some unhinged traumatic experience into polite conversation; Virgil will start lowkey stalking the unvaccinated guests; John hasn't come out of hiding since the Charity Auction Incident™; Gordon will free the buffet crabs into the ocean before showing off "cool" x-rays from the time he broke every bone in his body; and Alan will eat too many desserts, feel ill, then end up hiding under the table to play video games. Kayo is Penny's only hope of preserving any dignity! 😮‍💨
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datwafflesartblog · 2 years
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Probably already been done before but here it is anyway
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eikichi-supremacy · 6 months
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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shitty-kinda-doodles · 7 months
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Me: ok I need to get back to my responsabilities, I can't draw all day
My brain: evil hakuna matata
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teatitty · 2 months
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Iruka casually dropping that his ma was ANBU and his friends are like "oh that's cool - WAIT WHAT???" and this is how Kakashi finds out that Vulture, the commanding officer who struck fear into every new recruit and once used a barrier to crush someone into paste against a wall, is Iruka's mother. The same mother he used to describe as "not big on affection and kind of a tough love sort but had a soft spot for sushi." The same mother he said "burst into tears one time because she was high on pain meds and was overcome with Feelings"
And now he just has to live with that knowledge. Forever. At least they finally have an explanation for Iruka's infamous temper
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artsybun · 5 months
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Day 3 of TMayNT: Favorite Henchmen
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, before anyone says anything I am aware there’s a Casey prompt, however I already have a plan on who I want to draw AND before we knew Foot Recruit was our Casey Jones I was fully in love with her. I thought she was such a funny henchmen and I adored her intensity. So I decided to draw her <3
@tmaynt
Prompt List down below if anyone needs it!
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suddenly-stickmin · 3 months
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Actually the reason they're called 'stickmen' is because if you think of them even once, they will stick in your head forever. Here's some Macbeth and Mayor doodles cause I couldn't get them out of my mind LOL [I like to imagine they used to rob a lot of places and people together........]
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wren-was-here · 8 days
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during the mutiny when jack is insulting all of them like the sassy bitch he is he points out all of their flaws and mistakes, points out tosh’s social isolation and loneliness, owen’s suicidality, gwen’s hipocrisy,
but when he gets to ianto, he does bring up the lisa thing, but his subsequent point isn’t that it makes ianto sad or pathetic or morally depraved, but that “your three comrades here pumped bullets into her, remember?”
i have two ways of looking at this
the more pleasant interpretation is that he’s telling ianto he’s too good to make such a stupid decision, that he’s better than his colleagues
the less pleasant is that he’s hitting ianto exactly where he knows it’ll hurt. he knows ianto hates owen, the one leading this crusade. he knows he feels ignored and under appreciated by his teammates. he knows that if ianto has one insecurity, it’s his relationship with the team, and the last beacon (BF audio) proves that he’s right.
but it’s also really insulting to ianto, because it insinuates jack believes that ianto has become so infatuated with him that he forgot jack was the one that gave them the order to fire on lisa. that he forgot that jack was standing with them while they did it. that he forgot jack tried to force ianto to kill her himself.
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companionjones · 20 days
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Days, Weeks, Months, Years (1/10)
Pairing: fwb!Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Short as hell, Smut, It seems Reader is more interested than Bucky
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*******
Apt fingers scratched down Bucky's back as he fucked you in missionary. You couldn't keep your eyes off each other. Soon, you were cumming, you always came first, and your eyes were slowly losing focus. Bucky trapped your chin with his pointer finger and thumb so you would keep your eyes on him as you came. When his own orgasm approached; however, Bucky kissed you. You gladly swallowed his moans.
When it was over, you expected Bucky to leave like he did most nights. But on especially passionate nights like then, Bucky fell asleep next to you. You stayed awake for a while, watching him in his peaceful state.
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Author's Note: Here it is, folks. The longest thing I've written yet I think. Not this chapter lol, but this fic as a whole. This chapter is smut, and this starts as a friends with benefits story, but there's only one more bit of smut in this fic. Despite that I hope you enjoy.
This story is inspired by The New Recruit by @angstysebfan
Thank you for reading! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it. I would also really appreciate a comment, if you have the time. If you would like to read more, check out my masterlists. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you! <3 <3 <3
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deservedgrace · 4 months
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cult jokes are a symptom of and contribute to the simultaneous sensationalizing of cults (cults are all dark cloaks and animal sacrifices and devil worship and group suicide and despicable/unhinged beliefs) and diminishing of cults ("uwu come join my CULT XD we're gonna make cookies and WORSHIP SATAN teehee"), but i'm realizing how they go so hand-in-hand with the mindset of "only ~stupid/evil/crazy/etc.~ people could possibly join a cult. if it were me i would simply not fall for cult propaganda."
the diminishing part means that people don't take you seriously if you say you're an ex cult member or talk about your experiences in a cult or believe you are a current victim of a cult, because cults are just silly little groups that have weird beliefs but are otherwise innocuous. the sensationalizing part means people will also not take you seriously because if it was Actually a cult cult, that does harm and has evil beliefs, you should've known better because any reasonable person would have seen through it. the other side of "only an [xyz] person joins a cult" is "i am not an [xyz] person so i will never join a cult or be victim to propaganda and other cult tactics." the other side of "if it were me i would simply not fall for propaganda" is "someone falling for propaganda is fully a choice and a personal failing on their part." and combined they make: if you were [xyz] enough to join a cult and fall for propaganda, that means you deserved it.
people who would never make jokes about any other kind of abuse but feel perfectly fine making cult jokes used to kind of baffle me, because why is joking about personal abuse a problem but large-scale/group abuse is fine? why is it suddenly funny when you're the one that wants to perpetuate the abuse? but if your belief around cults is: "your experience wasn't that bad [diminishing], and if it was that bad [sensationalizing] it was your own fault and personal failing [i would simply not fall for propaganda], which means you deserved what you went through [only stupid/evil/crazy/etc people join cults]" and you don't understand how cults or cult tactics work, cult survivors/victims probably feel like a fair target for jokes (they are not, to be clear).
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