#really they’re such a good b couple and I think them staying together could be very good for each character and the overarching story

[literaryspinster]

More Thoughts on Meljay and Fandom

I think I can live with Meljay technically being a rarepair. There are so many dumb, asinine, based on little to nothing takes about them that it’s hard to really take any of the backlash seriously (the way they misread the balcony scene alone is enough to make me want to violently facepalm). In fact I think going in expecting to be underwhelmed is partially why I ended up being so damn invested, so thanks to the haterade brigade I guess?

Also, the small but incredibly wise and thoughtful Meljay fandom are the most consistent fans to genuinely like and appreciate both characters and make genuine attempts to understand them, whereas their haters tend to aggressively hate one or the other and mischaracterize them wildly, flattening their characters in sometimes deeply sexist and racist ways.

Seriously their versions of these characters are so much more boring and one note than what’s presented onscreen, at least from my galaxybrained perspective. Badass girlboss Mel who only cares about power and money and will shamelessly use her body as well as anyone in her path to get it, and weak-willed himbo failking Jayce who wouldn’t even be able to tie his shoes without help in spite of being a whole scientist are caricatures of them at best. I’m sorry but you’re watching it wrong. Try again and pay attention this time.

I don’t feel comfortable at all interacting with the larger fandom and I really hope they know that. The only other thing I hope (and considering how much goes into an animated series and how much of the show was planned ahead of time, this doesn’t seem super likely) the show doesn’t decide to change whatever their path might be to suit rabid shippers. I also hope that more Black women watch Arcane in the future because they’re so needed in this community.

[sanji-piss-hell]

ZOSAN FIC REC

Here is some of my fave zosan fics. Some of these I read years ago and so I don't fully remember what theyre about but they we're good enough that I still have strong emotional attachments when I see the name. Most of them are things I've read recently. Literally all I do all day is homework and have an app tts fanfics to me like an audio book so there's quite a few of recs here. I am not the best at summeries but just trust me bro these are GOOD SHIT. I only provide the best. What I consider a good fic: - Takes place in the one piece world (I don't like modern aus) - Characters stay in character or if they do have changes from their canon portrayal there is a justifiable reason from within the story. - Solid story telling and arcs (even the shorter fics) - The Zosan dynamic is kept mostly how it is in canon they fight and bicker. (I know some like when they're soft with eachother like a loving married couple. You won't find much of that here) - Some of these have pervy sanji, que nose bleeds and ogling. With that out of the way here's the list!! Now to my fave zosan fic of all time and ironically enough the only fic taking place in a modern setting: Life is fine series. TW: Drug abuse, heavy angst, depression I have reread this twice and forced a friend to read it too. It is so amazing not just for the zosan but for the genuinely good story telling. You follow zoro reeling from his sudden loss of relationship with Sanji and falling down a...Well uh, path. It's fucked it's dark it's depressing and its fucking riviting. Alot of the time reading this you're just like WHY DID SANJI LEAVE HIM WHAT IS GOING ON??? Honestly I need to reread this again. Onto softer fics to heal your heart after that one: Honor in limits, his strengths in weakness By Hawksbrood

“Fucking hell cook, what happened to you?” Zoro demanded, voice low so as not to disturb the others sleeping nearby.

Sanji rolled his eyes. “What do you think? I told you we got in a fight earlier.”

“Not that, your fucking feet!”

The cook snarled at that, crushing his cigarette in his teeth. “What the fuck do you mean, my feet? They’re just feet!”

Zoro’s eyes widened, looking at the bruised flesh before him. This wasn’t that.

This was just so good and cute. I appreciate watching zoro appreciate sanji. They take care of eachother but in a way where theyre both still them yeah know? I appreciate how sanji is written letting himself be vulnerable but understanding that he's always gonna be crass cause it's just a part of who he is.

come on, come on (turn a little faster) by donutsandcoffee

The one where everyone thinks they’re dating, Sanji is oblivious, and Zoro takes everything in stride.

Sometimes a love story can go in reverse.

I reread this one recently and it's just soft and sweet. I like watching sanji flounder around. The gay panic is great.

a complete guide to falling in love by ThousandSunny Sanji was trained in the Bridal Arts; this does not go unnoticed by the rest of his crew. I read this like 3 years ago and I dont remember much but I do remember loving it!

Part Timer By 8ball Sanji really, really doesn't want to give Zoro a job at his restaurant. Zoro doesn't really even want to work there in the first place, but, well, there’s this thing with Sanji, and this thing with feelings and the whole thing is pretty damn stupid all together. Zeff just wants grandkids. He’s too old for this bullshit anyways. I am sure everyone knows 8ball very well they're like zosan famous but still just in case this one is really fucking good. Also read this 3 years ago so I don't remember much but I consider this a zosan classic. Onto the rated R Grand Buffet by asyndese Drunk fic!! If there was one thing Zoro knew, it was that you could always trust Sanji's inclinations to do a beautiful 180 as soon as he was drunk. Luckily, Zoro was more than equipped to handle it. I spent. 30 minutes. Trying to find this fic again because that's how much I loved it. It altered my brain chemistry. Sanji getting a nose job during sex is just. aaaaaaaaa. Read it. Cannot suggest enough. Horrors not yet known by Trixree

Sanji doesn’t know how he didn’t notice it before, is the thing. Of all the times he has seen Zoro shirtless (in battle, mostly) he just… never noticed. The problem is, once he has noticed, Sanji can’t seem to stop noticing. And neither can anyone else.

In which Zoro has a nipple piercing and Sanji has a Problem.

I recently reread this and the first time I read it I didn't really get the whole gender sanji shit. Now though???? Yeah another fic that rewired my brain chemistry. This fic opened doors for me it exposed me to a new world. Also sanji gay panic is in here and I live for that. It can be pretty raunchy (love that too) Three rounds with a tiger by KobochaKitsune Another drunk Fic!! also in modern times damn maybe I lied sdklfj

Liquid courage, drunken decisions, terrible euphemisms, and texts from last night, or: how to think entirely with the booze (and your dick) for once.

Or: By the time Sanji got to the party, everyone was already drunk.

I read this 3 years ago (theres a trend going on can you tell??) It also rewired my brain chemistry (from this point on just assume all of these nsfw fics rewired my brain chemistry each of these opened doors for me. This one opened the doors to bottom zoro.) Fucking 20k words of just pwp. I dont even know how the author did that bro like damn. Nature of things by stark_black Tw: Sex work and prostitutes When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. After crossing paths in town on more than one occasion, the two find they have a lot more in common than they would like to admit. I hunted this down for like fucking hours a couple of weeks ago because it was that good. Stark_Black has a fucking library worth of zosan fics this one is a classic to me. But if you want more content check out his other fics I think they have like over 100 zosan its kinda insane. Coregasm by Yakarmi

Sanji discovers that sometimes, Zoro has orgasms while he lifts.

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“You…” Sanji trailed off, gaze turning down as he licked his lips. Pink tongue darting out nervously. “You orgasm when you exercise?”

Zoro clenched his jaw. Shrugged. Trying to act nonchalant.

“Sometimes.”

Sanji’s eye went wide, and like his mouth had suddenly been liberated from his brain, blurted out, “that’s so fucking hot,” before clamping his hands over his mouth. His cigarette fell from his mouth, bouncing soundlessly on the ground.

Bro bestie, the way this put me on nose bleed Sanji. Perv sanji. I need that gif thats like mmm cause man this is good. Ending this fic rec with a BANG we have

Contingencies and Congruencies by PeaceSignDisasterBi

Somewhere between finishing the bottles of alcohol and mugs of beer, the crew comes together to create a contingency plan for something that may-or-may-not-happen during their time on the Grand Line and beyond. Usopp thinks it's more likely than bumping into zombies, Zoro wants to stay out of this, Sanji is just going with the flow, and Nami may or may not keep things legally binding and above board with consistent consensual acquiescence. Robin finds it all amusing.

The damn chart stays in the locked drawer in her desk, split into three neat categories: Devil Fruit Powers, Science, and Magic. Each represents whatever they're hit with but also categorizes the amount of self-control the person has during.

AKA: 5 times Zoro and Sanji had to help each other as Consensual Helpers of Dubious Consent + 1 Time There Was Nothing Dubious At All

Ok this is 152k long its pretty insane. It regoes over the arcs so throughly so carefully that I literally had to question my memory because I havent experienced alot of these arcs in a while (it's one of the reasons im rewatching one piece). I will say despite how amazing and well written this is I had a hard time comprehending sometimes. now I was sick at the time of reading this so that might be why but sometimes the way things were phrased felt like yoda talking. I think it's just me though. I'm not used to big words :( And thats a wrap!! These arent even all the ones I wanted to include I have at least 20 more off the top of my head but I'll save that for another day. I hope you find joy in these fics Like i did I'll def do another one of these as cause I didnt even touch my sanji centric fics or germa 66 or just in general the best sanji fanfic writers. (Mentioned some of them like 8ball, thousand sunny and donuts and coffee.) Best of luck to yall and let me know what you think!

[gunilslaugh]

hello how are you doing? i like your fics so much they’re so fun to read!! ♥️ also can i please request an angst-y ot6 reaction with a fluffy ending? i was thinking of reader feeling like the member deserves someone better and they’re out of his league so they try to end things but the member finds out and reassures them 🥰 i saw this in a show and i think it would be fun to try with xh ♥️ thank you

Hello I'm doing good and hope you are too :)

All members (<3 _ <3)

Summary: Feeling like you don’t deserve Xdinary Heroes member, you try to break up with them. (idol/non-idol au)

WC:~2.6k

Warning:angsty (fluff endings though so no worries)

photo not mine credits to owner.

Gunil

There was this voice in your head that you couldn’t ignore. It grew louder whenever you were with Gunil. “He could be happier with someone else.” “He’s too good for you.” “It doesn’t make sense why he settles for someone like you.” Are things the voice would say. The worst part is you believed it. It only got worse the longer you stayed with Gunil. You couldn’t take it anymore. The feeling of weighing him down. You had to let him go, even if it hurt.

“Gunil,” you managed out.

“Yes love,” Gunil responds. You gulped. He wasn’t making this easy.

“I think we should break up,” you voiced. 

“What? No. I-I don’t think we should break up at all. Did I do something? Look whatever I did let me fix it ok? We can’t break up,” Gunil quickly rambles out, desperately reaching for your hands. 

“I don’t think that you can fix it Gunil,” you weakly tried to pull your hands from his. 

“No, no I can. Just tell me what it is,” he pleads, increasing his grip on your hands. You went silent, not being able to tell him the reason. 

“It’s for the best Gunil please. Let’s break up,” you struggled out. 

“Stop saying that! Wear not breaking up. At least not until you tell me why,” Gunil raised his voice. “Tell me why,” he voice fell soft again. He looked at you with pleading eyes. 

“I’m not good enough for you Gunil. You could be happier with someone else.” You avoided eye contact. Gunil exchanges holding your hands for holding you instead. He only holds you tighter when you meekly try to push him away. However it didn’t take long for you to relax in his hold.

“What nonsense is that? I’m the happiest when I’m with you y/n,” he tells you sincerely. 

“Don’t lie,” your voice broke. Gunil’s heart breaks at the sound of your voice. 

“I wouldn’t lie to you y/n. You make the happiest I’ve ever been and you’re way more than good enough for me. Honestly some days I wonder why you picked me,” Gunil reveals.

“How could I not pick you? You have everything,” you pulled away enough to look at Gunil.

“You’re my everything.” He looks you in your eyes. His thumbs wipe away your tears. “You’re my everything, so don’t try to leave me again,” he repeated. You nodded your head, leaning back in for another hug. Gunil gladly takes you in his arms and presses a kiss to the side of your head.

Jungsu

Jungsu was only talking to her. The two of them weren’t even close. In fact you're pretty sure she has a boyfriend of her own, but that didn’t stop you from feeling the way you did. It wasn’t jealousy though. You wished it was jealousy, but no you couldn’t stop thinking about how much better she looked with Jungsu than you did. They looked like they would make a cute couple. She seemed like everything you weren’t. She was someone Jungsu deserved. Unlike you. You really don’t get why Jungsu asked you out. Certainly whatever he saw in you could be found in someone else, probably in higher amounts too. 

“We should break up Jungsu,” you say right before entering your place. 

“B-break up? No, why?” His eyes instantly became glossy and it tugged on your heart. You couldn’t let it stop you though. This is what would be best for Jungsu. 

“We don’t work together.” You don’t work with him. 

“What are you saying? Of course we work. Why are you saying this all the sudden?” Jungsu reached out for you and painfully stepped back. 

“I know me saying this is sudden, but I’ve been thinking about it for a while. I’m sorry Jungsu.” You quickly headed inside, not letting Jungsu say another word. Your heart breaks as you hear Jungsu begging you to let him in. You have to remind yourself that it’s what’s best for him as tears fall down your face. 

Jungsu had gotten word of the real reason why you broke up with him and he could not let you continue to think so low of yourself. You had to let you know how worthy you are. He wouldn’t accept your break up on these grounds. He knocked on your door relentlessly until you let him in. 

“Why didn’t you tell me how you were feeling? This could have been avoided if you just talked to me y/n? You don’t deserve me? That ‘s the silliest thing I ever heard. You deserve me so much. I’m so lucky to have you. Our break up in invalid,” Jungsu spoke before you could tell him to leave.

“Jungsu, how can you not see how much better than me you are?” you state. 

“You’re the one who can’t see how much you are. You’re worth so much y/n seriously it kills me that you can’t see that,” he tells you. 

“But-”

“No buts. You’re mine and I’m yours. We’ll work this out together.” He hugs you the tightest he ever has.

Goan/Jiseok

It would be one thing if only you had doubts about being one who deserves Jiseok’s love, but it’s not just you. You can hear other people whisper about it along with the voices in your head. “I just don’t get why Jiseok got together with them. He could do so much better.” “How did he even meet someone like that?” “Let alone date them.” Those are the words you hear people day when they see you with Jiseok. They didn’t even try to hide it. It didn’t help that you already had some of these thoughts yourself. At first you were happy to be with Jiseok, but that quickly came tumbling down with self doubt. 

“They’re right, you know?” you tell Jiseok.

“Who’s right about what?” Jiseok asked bewildered. 

“I know you hear them. The people who whisper about me not being good enough for you. They’re right,” you explained. 

“No they are not right y/n! They’re just jealous that you’re the one dating me and not them,” Jiseok insists. 

“No, they’re right. I had the same thoughts without them even saying anything. I’m not good enough for you Jiseok. We should break up,” you say. 

“No, we are not breaking up! This is complete nonsense! What about you makes you not ‘worthy’ of me huh?” Jiseok started to lose his temper. It makes him feel so frustrated that you could think so poorly of yourself. He waited impatiently for your answer.

“Jiseok it’s just I’m…” You couldn’t formulate any actual reasons, but it didn’t change how you felt.

“You’re what?” Jiseok prompted. 

“I’m…” Again you couldn’t think of anything. 

“Amazing, pretty, kind, make me happy, make me feel loved. Your smile still sends butterflies to my stomach. Someone who I don’t want to can can’t live without. The love of my life,” Jiseok listed.

“What?” you questioned looking at him. Jiseok lets out a quasi-sigh, taking a seat beside you. He tucks a stand of hair behind your ear then lets his hand rest on your cheek.

“You couldn’t give me any reasons why you aren’t good enough for me, but I can list hundreds of reasons why you are,” he says. “So stop thinking that you aren’t good enough for me. I wouldn’t have fallen madly in love with you if you weren’t.” he sincerely tells you.

“Ok I’ll try,” you weakly smiled. 

“Good. I love you,” he firmly states. 

“I love you too,” you return. Jiseok smiles and tenderly kisses your forehead. 

O.de/Seungmin

“Y/n?” your friend called your attention. 

“Yeah?” you replied. 

“I say this from a place of love and concern ok?” they tell you. You start to feel unsettled. 

“O..k?” 

“I think Seungmin is getting bored of you,” they disclose. Your heart drops. You’ve always had this feeling that you were unworthy of Seungmin, so your friend's words felt like a punch to the gut.

“Huh?” You felt your emotions swarming over you. 

“Don’t cry please. I didn’t say it to upset you. I just think you should be prepared. He’s probably going to break up with you soon.” You couldn’t fight the tears from falling from your eyes at the thought of Seungmin breaking up with you, but you knew your friend was right. He would break up with you at some point because you didn’t deserve him in the first place. 

“Seungmin, I want to break up.” You thought that it would be easier if you broke up with Seungmin before he could break up with you.

“I don’t. What is this about?” he asked you. 

“I’m sorry. I just don’t feel the same way about you as I used to,” you say. It’s a lie, but he doesn’t have to know. 

“What do you mean? We were fine yesterday. Did I do something?” he questions. 

“No, it’s not you Seungmin, it's me. I’m sorry my feelings changed. I didn’t want to hurt you, so I didn’t tell you sooner, but I can’t do this anymore.” 

“Is that really how you feel?” he choked. He didn’t want to break up with you, but if it would make you happier he would have to. You nodded your head. 

“I’m sorry,” you apologized. Your tears cascaded as you watched him leave.

Safe to say when your so-called friend hit on him right after your break up Seungmin was pissed. Even more pissed when your friend talked about how you weren’t good enough for him. That he certainly had to be getting bored after months of dating you. He just about strangled her when she suggested that she could keep him entertained way better than you could.

“You didn’t need to break up with me, what you needed was a better friend!” Seungmin stormed into your apartment. You forgot he had a key.

“Seungmin-” you started. 

“You lied to me too.” He was clearly angry.

“Seungmin, I'm sorry. I did always have thoughts that you were too good for me and then my friend said-”

“They’re not your friend!” Seeungmin cut in. “A friend wouldn’t do that!”

“Then they said that you were getting bored of me,”

“Bored of you? Y/n the favorite part of my day is getting to see you,” Seungmin admits. “Never once have I been bored of you. You’re the light of my life. Everything felt so dark after you broke up with me. I need you. Come back to me please. I promise you’re everything I want and more.”

“Promise?” you sniffled. 

“Promise,” Seungmin stated. You ran back into his arms right where you belong.

Junhan/Hyeongjun

“What did Hyeongjun see in you?” It was a question you couldn’t find the answer to no matter how hard and long you thought about it. You didn’t understand why he liked you when there were so many better options out there for him. He was way out of your league. You really had no business being together with him. You should have turned him down when he asked you out, but he was too sweet to resist. You thought that maybe your self doubt would disappear with time, but it was quite on the contrary. It grew with time. The longer you were with Hyeongjun the more you felt like you didn’t deserve him. You decided that it was time to let him go. 

“Hyeongjun I’m sorry, but we need to break up,” you stated. Hyeongjun felt his heart crack on the stop. 

“N-no w-why would you say that? I did something didn’t I? Y/n I’m sorry. I’ll do better. I’ll be a better boyfriend,” he stammered out. 

“Be a better boyfriend?” What was he talking about? He was the best boyfriend there could possibly be. You were the one who needed to be better.

“Yes, I’ll be better. I promise ok? Please don’t leave me.” Tears fell from his eyes as he desperately grabbed onto one of your hands with both of his. 

“You don’t need to be better Hyeongjun. I’m the one who needs to be better,” you tell him. 

“What?” he asked, still not letting go of your hand. 

“I’m the one who needs to be better. I’m not good enough for you Hyeongjun. For the longest time I’ve been stuck thinking about what you could possibly see in me. I can never think of an answer. There’s nothing to see in me,” you revealed. 

“Y/n that is not true at all,” Hyeongjun says. 

“Then what do you see in me?” you asked him the question that had been haunting you.

“Everything. I see my happiness, my world, my future, my hopes and dreams. I see the person I want to spend the rest of my life with,” Hyeongjun tells you.

“How could you possibly see that?” Hyeongjun moves his hands to cup your face.

“Because that’s what you mean to me, everything.” He rests his forehead against yours. “Sometimes I just don’t know if I deserve to be your everything like you are mine,” he confesses. 

“You’re my everything too,” you reveal. He holds you like you’re his everything and you do the same.

Jooyeon

“Jooyeon could do so much better, don’t you think?” You hear someone gossip. 

“One hundred percent. I don’t get why he is with them. Specially for so long. Certainly they aren’t that great.”

“Literally not possible.” You hear laughter proceed their conversion. It’s not the first time you’ve heard people say that you aren’t right for Jooyeon. That he could do way better than you. At first you tried to brush it off, but you felt their words lingering around you. Soon enough you couldn’t help but think about them too. How Jooyeon was out of your league. That you were nowhere near good enough for him. He deserved better. You shouldn’t keep holding him back from what he deserved.

“I want to break up,” you tell Jooyeon. 

“I don’t.” He replied almost too casually. 

“Jooyeon come on. I’m being serious,” you say. Jooyeon sits up from where he laid on the couch. 

“I’m being serious too. Why should we break up anyway? There is no good reason to,” he questions. You left out a mix between a laugh and a chuckle. 

“Funny that you say good reasons,” you said. 

“How is that funny?”

“Because I’m not good enough for you,” you answered. 

“What kind of crap is that! You are so good enough for me!” he argues. 

“No I’m not. There is no way you don’t hear people talk about how I’m not.”

“Why are you listening to no good people? I’m the only one who gets to decide if you’re good enough for me and I decided that you are better than good enough a long time ago,” he states.

“I feel like I’m not good enough for you though,” you confess. Jooyeon’s demeanor shifts to a softer one compared to his previous angry one.

“Why?” His voice almost cracked. You shrugged. 

“I don’t know exactly why. I just wonder what makes me enough for you I guess.” You look down at your feet.

“Honestly I gave you my heart the first moment I looked at you. Sometimes we can’t exactly put things into words, but I just knew that you were the one for me. That I want to spend every waking moment of my life with you,” Jooyeon wraps his arms around your waist. “And I hope that you want to spend every moment of your life with me,” he adds. 

“I do,” you tell him.

“Great. We basically just exchanged marriage vows so there is no way you can try to break up with me now,” Jooyeon jokes. You laughed, wrapping your arms back around him.

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[emilybahu]

Alright you guys, hear me out for a second, I know Lou said at some point that the doesn’t like like idea of onscreen make-out/sex scenes because they don’t really further the story. However, I just feel like if it’s done right it can be so beautiful and show the growth of Buck’s confidence in this relationship and in his identity as a bisexual man.

Scenes like these don’t have to be all hot and steamy, they can be tender and slow and show the characters exploring each other physically and emotionally. So much can be said through a kiss or even just a touch, we see it at the end of 7x04, with The Kiss, we all know how much meaning it had, it wasn’t just a kiss, it was a realization! Then at the end of 7x05 when Buck and Tommy kinda hold hands at the coffee shop. It’s a small gesture, but it shows so much growth in Buck’s confidence in his identity.

Anyway, here’s a little scene that I wrote, just a way that I think they could go about doing a make-out/kiss scene while keeping things from getting too… you know 😳:

What if we got this montage of Buck and Tommy on a date, spending the day together, and they’re having so much fun, smiling, laughing, maybe even holding hands 😊. (This would be like a couple months into them being together)

Then we see them at the end of the date at Buck’s place just hanging out for a few minutes, and they’re talking about what a nice time they had, and trying to plan another date with their crazy hours.

Buck and Tommy are standing close to begin with, but Tommy takes a step closer putting a hand on the counter next to Buck’s and the other on his face. He’s going to give Buck a kiss goodbye for the night, which isn’t new anymore, but they still both get some butterflies anyway.

Tommy kisses Buck sweetly and gently, and Buck slides his hands up Tommy’s chest until his arms are around his neck, pulling him ever so slightly closer. Buck was enjoying this a lot, even though he’s kissed Tommy plenty at this point he still feels like he can’t get enough.

Of course as that thought goes through Buck’s head Tommy begins to pull away. Buck lets his disappointment at Tommy’s pulling away be known with a quiet hum. He quietly snickers at this as Buck tries to chase his lips with his own. Tommy then leans down again laying small kisses down Buck’s jaw and moving his hand from the counter to Buck’s waist, gently rubbing his thumb over his ribs.

At that moment, Buck sighed softly. Then Tommy stopped to look at him to make sure he wasn’t going too far, (Buck was still new to dating men after all). As it turned out though Tommy didn’t have to be worried about that tonight because as soon as he pulled away from his jaw Buck was redirecting his face so their lips could meet again.

The kiss stayed soft and slow, as it was before, but still Tommy gives a surprised hum, not expecting Buck to be so forward. He’s not complaining though as Buck moves a hand down his back, slowly pulling them together until their bodies are fully against each other. At this Tommy gripped Buck’s waist a little tighter, causing him to hum into the kiss as well.

As they slowly parted, they pecked each other’s lips and leaned their foreheads together as they smiled at each other.

Tommy was so proud of Buck, he’s been enjoying watching his confidence grow on every date, and tonight… well that had to have been the best kiss yet. Confidence looks and feels good rolling off of Buck and Tommy is excited to see what even more confidence does for him.

For now though, even though they want nothing more than to be wrapped around each other, Tommy steps away slightly“that was quite the good night kiss there Evan” he said breathlessly, his hand still resting on Buck’s waist.

Buck responded with a dazed “y-yeah it sure was” still seemingly lost in his own little world leaning his head into Tommy’s hand.

“Hey Evan,” Tommy said gently, taking his other hand off Buck’s waist and running it through his hair “you still with me.”

This seemed to pull Buck out of his trance a little bit “hmmm yeah…” he said with a sweet smile turning his head slightly to kiss his palm “definitely still with you Tommy”.

Tommy smiled at this and said “good, you’re adorable Evan,” he lightly chuckled, “I had a great day with you today!”

At this Buck blushed and ducked his head, then looked back up and said “I had a great day with you too Tommy, you really know how to show a guy a good time!”

“Mmmm… I do, don’t I?” Tommy asked as Buck kissed his jaw lightly.

Buck responded with a slightly muffled “mmmhhhmmm” as he pulled Tommy closer into a hug and nuzzled his face into his neck. And that’s how they stood for a few more minutes, basking in each other’s warmth, enjoying being held.

Eventually Tommy ducked his head down and kissed Buck’s temple then whispered “god, I wish I didn’t have a shift tomorrow…. I really should be going…” giving Buck an extra tight squeeze before pulling away enough to give Buck another quick peck on the lips.

“Ok then, I’ll see you soon, drive safe, text me when you get home, yeah?” Buck said quietly before loosening his grip on Tommy and giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Yes, definitely,” Tommy said “for take out and a movie” he pauses to give Buck a short, sweet, passionate kiss, “and definitely more of this.” Then Tommy winked and shot him a seductive grin.

At that Buck felt like he might just melt into the floor “oh-ok you’d better get out of here before I never let you leave.” He said, lightly pushing Tommy’s chest away.

“Ok, ok” Tommy said, smiling as he stepped back, letting his hands slip from where they were lying on Buck’s waist, before bringing them up to hold his hands. Tommy turned and started toward the door, basically dragging Buck with him.

“What? You planning on taking me with you?” Buck giggled.

“Mmmm that sounds like a good idea, not tonight though,” Tommy chuckles as they reach the door.“I will text you when I get home, and we’ll plan our next date soon” he says quietly as he lands one last peck on Buck’s lips. He begins to open the door as he pulls away “goodbye Evan, see you soon” Tommy says, grinning, as he’s walking backwards down the hall he winks and adds an “I miss you already” as if he’s trying to make Buck even more flustered than he already is.

Buck blushes and slightly stutters “g-goodbye Tommy, s-see you soon” he stands in his open doorway watching until he can no longer see Tommy in the hallway. As soon as Buck closes the door he’s got his back against it and is sliding down to the floor.

“Wow” Buck whispers to himself as he cards his hands through his hair, smiles softly and leans his head against the door. Buck lets himself sit there for a while, taking in the silence, thinking about how wonderful his day with Tommy had been. He hadn’t realized how long he was sitting there until his phone buzzed in his pocket, it was Tommy:

‘Home safe, sleep well Evan 😘’

Buck quickly responded:

‘Good, you sleep well too Tommy 😘’

With that Buck finally pulled himself from the floor and stretched a little bit before locking his door. He then walked upstairs and got ready for bed, smiling to himself the whole time. Buck gets settled in bed, and he drifts off to sleep still smiling, thoughts of their day and evening still running through his head.

The End

[girl4music]

Fully listened to the new Audible series for ‘Wynonna Earp: Tales From Purgatory’. I loved it. I feel like they have the right format here. My favourite episodes were ‘I’m Not Gonna Miss You’, ‘Another You’ and ‘Biscuits’.

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

First off, I want to say that I am kinda sad about Jeremy and Damon splitting off but then we never knew much of them anyway. I too felt it was way too soon to be u-hauling. I guess moving in together after having just met each other isn’t exclusive to lesbians. But you could tell that Jeremy was just on the rebound and that’s not healthy. Especially considering he just wanted “normal” because really… that’s such a fantasy in this weird and wacky world of Wynonna fucking Earp and Nicole learned that lesson big time in ‘Vengeance’.

But in true Emily Andras fashion - we lose one couple to gain another. A new WLW couple. More episodes with them and WayHaught showing them the ropes on how to have a decent love life in crazy, chaotic Purgatory would not be too much to ask if they continue this on.

Welcome to the Earper family London and Tess. I’m sure the fandom is working on your ship name already.

We finally got some answers on Rachel’s whereabouts during ‘Vengeance’. I still think she could have at least been mentioned though. I mean how hard was it to put in a “I hope Rachel’s having a good time in…” or just… something to that effect from her adopted parents to show us that they still gave a shit about the orphan girl.

I loved how romantic and caring Nedley was in his episode and how his wife having amnesia was the inspiration provided for Nicole to stop letting her busy work life as the Sheriff get in the way of domestic life. The honeymoon phase for WayHaught may be over but marriage requires sacrifice and compromise if it’s to last forever. You can’t take any moments for granted - bad or good - because you may find the happiest of memories get lost along the way. It was a very poignant and thought-provoking narrative and it’s probably why it’s my most favourite episode out of all 6 episodes.

I also liked that we got confirmation that Wynonna and Doc spent some time with their daughter before moving on to Dollywood and Tombstone and I like the explanation for why Wynonna felt Alice should stay with Aunt Gus and not come along with them. It made sense because Wynonna’s never been one for conventional. But I do hope if they continue this Audible series they’ll have her grow out of that chronic aversion to nesting because Alice does need her mother. Her real mother. Especially more so now her father’s not in the picture.

All in all I was satisfied with what I heard but I want more. And I want more in this format instead of on Tubi because I still do not trust them to handle WEARP well and you can’t blame me after the horrible experiences I’ve had working with manipulative streaming services.

Audible I’m a lot more lenient towards because they work with independent creators as well as mainstream creators. They’re more about the creative process and have less need to bump up business via manipulation. I’d rather Emily and Co keep working with them than Tubi but I know that the money needs to come from somewhere and Audible is not enough for this team who so graciously keep giving us more and more of their time and effort when they’re not adequately financed and funded enough to keep going with the bigger endeavours… Which is why they need Tubi.

I might be a pessimist but I just want them to be careful because the TV show/film industry is really rough these days and great storytelling always seems to suffer for it.

And make no mistake - Emily is a great storyteller. It’s just she also has to think about the business side of things too and that often means shuffling the cards where she doesn’t want them to be to pay her team. You have to be reminded that it’s not Emily that made the decision to kill off Doc. But it was her responsibility to make sure that she’s doing what’s best for her team - her work family. Nobody wants to accept these choices when they’re this hard. But they have to be accepted.

Audible provides the creative freedom Emily and Co wants but Tubi provides the financial aid to keep telling any stories. She made a smart decision going with both. It’s an executive producer and head writer’s decision as creativity and business are never really happily married. So cut them some slack and realize that this venture is something that will be an on-going process for a while.

[aquarium-ina-bag]

Where Danger Finds Me, it Follows with Tides-2

Pride and Distractions ch2

Words: 1.8k

Relationship: Wednesday x Reader

Warnings: Threats(per usual)

After that dehumanizing match on her first day back, Wednesday started to see you more; it’s like you disappeared last year but could be felt in the shadows. It sure pissed off Bianca. Wednesday started to compare you to old Bianca, you were prideful, indefatigable, cocky, stubborn, hardheaded, and very taunting, specifically to Wednesday. In class, you always got the upper hand—first to answer questions, always right, holding higher grades than her—and it was starting to tick the raven off. She could tell you weren’t doing this to actually learn anything, it was to dance on Wednesday nerves, and you were good at it.

Once lunch started, the regular group got into their chatter, and Wednesday wished to start up something with Enid.

"What’s the so-called ‘status’ with that one student, the one in our fencing?" 

"There are a lot of students in our fencing program. Wends, be more specific." Enid definitely knew what she was talking about; she just wanted to hear a set of words spill.

"The one I dueled."

"You fight a lot of kids Wednesday." Enid was eager.

"The one," she hesitated, "that beat me." The thought still bothered her.

"That stupid prick, Y/n? Nothing but a low life that likes to suck the happiness of people, a pompous I say." Bianca butted in, her tone filled with annoyance.

"You still jealous about them not picking you, B?" Yoko jabbed.

"I’m not jealous, it’s just stupid how she walked right in and acted like the founder of this dumb school! Vlad wasn’t helping at all!" 

Wednesday listened to the complaints of her fellow colleague. Enid set the conversation back on track.

"What do you want to know about them?" 

"What did they mean about admin? And now I'm becoming a student? I don’t understand that." The raven questioned.

"Oh, during the first month of last year, she was like super detached in all of the classes, but still ran with outstanding grades. So Weems talked to her about it; it turns out she was completely bored, learning nothing that hadn't already been taught to her, Weems gave her test after test, flying colors each time. So she just put the smarty pants on staff. But after the Weems incident, the school board wanted background checks and kicked off who shouldn’t be there; Y/n just so happened to get the boot." Enid explained.

"That has to be illegal or something; you can’t just put a kid on admin." Ajax protested.

"I asked Weems why she kept them here if they weren’t going to learn anything, and she said it was mandatory that they stay here. Which confused me because, y'know how there are like a bunch of children geniuses that get to go to college, why can’t they?" Enid pondered. 

Bianca was getting fed up with the praise you received "She’s not a genius, just happened to read a couple of books growing up."

"If you’re able to get bored while doing work on 12th-grade math, then that’s pretty genius, if you ask me." Kent chirped.

"Kent, you’re just dumb." Divina snapped 

Eugene spoke up "What if they’re really just like an adult because they have the tattoo on their eye?"

The group started to ponder that idea 

"Whatever, I’m done with the topic; it’s stupid; move on to something else." Bianca finally snapped after almost digging a hole in the table with her nails.

As the group went on with different conversations, Wednesday continued trying to piece together what she could with what little she had been given. Mandatory? Background check? Already learned? That marking on your right eye? What was your ability? 

Her thinking was thrown off by the obnoxious bell signaling its time for 5th period. Kent and Ajax followed behind her, chatting about some new music that Wednesday was clearly uninterested in. Once they were in the class, her eyes landed on those stupid, nearly glowing orbs you call your eyes. And of course, you had to let that foolish jaw of yours drop, so you can project out some futile words that Wednesday begged to go in one ear and out the other, but, she has no luck of triumph.

"Well, if it isn’t Wednesday Addams, nice seeing you this lovely afternoon." You greeted.

Why are you talking to her? You saw her two classes ago; again, why are you talking to her? You only talk to her when you’re being snarky to her, are you trying to be snarky now? Wednesday took her seat across from you. 

"Why must you use your vocal cords all the time, L/n." Wednesday responded back "It’s vain when you speak to me." 

"Oh, really now?" That taunting tone rises. "I was able to get two sentences out of you—clear ones, that is! All I get is mumbled curses when I one-up you." 

That smile showed again. Why do your K9s look so sharp? And was it normal to see such a prominent purple vein above them inside your gums? Vampires have red veins on top of their fangs, are you some type of hybrid? 

"Taunting others is your specialty, isn’t it?" The raven spit

You were taken back. "I don’t taunt people." 

"You taunt Bianca and I" 

"Okay, maybe I taunt you, Bianca? No"

"Then why does she have such a strong hatred towards you?"

"Oh, that’s because I beat her in fencing, it's dumb how she hasn’t moved on. I honestly don’t care about it anymore. I guess you can say she was in her royalty era and got upset if things didn’t go her way." You shrugged 

"If you don’t care about the fight, why didn’t you fight her?" The dark mannered girl questioned 

"Didn’t you hear anything I said when we fought? I like that you’re focused; you’re concentrated on the matter at hand. I wanted to challenge that." You paused to reposition yourself. "Or do you just adore the praise?"

Your eye contact with her was making her nauseous, but not in the way she liked. How are you able to do that? The raven blinked slowly, seemingly taking in multiple things at once, one of which was what the symbol below your eye was. 

"No," she said.

"Sure don’t seem concentrated right now, Addams." The anatomy teacher spoke.

He walked in through the back door, passing between the two. Finally, the teacher is here to save her. 

"Quit talking, you fishbones, and take out your notebooks; once you write down notes, you shall discuss what you understand and don't with a partner of choice." The larger man up front explained

While the video was playing, you completely drowned it out. Since you already knew this before you were even 10 years old, this is a perk of having such a smart uncle. But you couldn’t understand what this questionable girl next to you meant when she said no. No what? Like a weirdo, you stared at her almost the whole video until the presence of lingering eyes bothered her, causing Wednesday to stare back at you with the signature death stare, but you didn’t look away. 

Why? Why aren’t you turning? It upset Wednesday. Turn around and focus on something other than her, she’s begging you to turn away. She doesn’t want to look at your lightly illuminated face due to the light from the box TV; she didn’t want to look at the way your eyelashes touched your marking. The marking—yes, she can distract herself— it was an eye of Ra; clearly, it was on the right, not the left; if it were left, it would be Horus. Why would you have that tattoo on your body? It was a simple gold color, not too prominent, but it looked nice on your skin. Your skin was very clean—not a scar, not a blemish, not a bump—interesting for a teen to have such perfect skin. Why is she thinking that?

Wednesday finally broke eye contact, and then you did too. 

Did you just want her to back down? Why do you act so territorial? You never let anyone win; that was another thing on the list of things about you that bothered her. The raven was so focused on her thoughts that she didn’t hear the teacher speak until he was finished. What did he say? Why are you such a distraction to her? Wednesday looked down at her paper to see she had written almost nothing; this was pissing her off. 

"You wrote literally four lines, Addams." You gawked 

"Maybe if you kept your eyes to yourself, then I would have something down." Her tone was low "I should scrape them out with my pencil" 

"So harsh. Anyway, you've gotta a partner?" You question 

"You’re the last person I want to work with."

"Huh? Why? I haven’t done anything bad to you, have I?"

You truly have; you make her nauseous, make her feel more humid and warmer, you’re a distraction, ruin her train of thought, and make her lose things.

"Is it me cutting you before? Sorry about that; I never apologized, but the cut seems gone, not even a scar." 

That true! The cuts you left were gone completely clean; was that Goody? Surely not, because the scar on her palm would be gone too. 

"It’s not that; you’re taunting, obnoxious, and distracting."

"Oh, come on Addams, who else are you gonna partner with? That gorgon and siren are already together, I doubt you want to start a conversation with another person." You quietly spoke, "Since I’m such a distraction, you clearly have no idea what we’re doing, nor did you learn anything from that video." 

"You’re right, I don’t want to communicate with anyone, including you. And I can just read a minor amount of books to get the information I lost." 

"Fine alright." You dropped the conversation, not in the mood to get on anyone’s bad side 

She’d be lying to herself if she said that she didn’t hate what she just said, Wednesday had no clue what creature they even learned about. Her pride is to heavy for her to ask the teacher or anyone else because they would make it a big deal that she didn’t listen, even though she was making it a big deal. The raven also hated how you stopped speaking to her… 

After the bell rang, she was off to her next class, with no information about whatever happened in the last one. She asked herself if she should swallow her pride or ride with a zero. 

[menacing-anon]

I’m kicking off my set of posts on season 1 overall, especially as an adaptation, with this one about structure, additions and omissions.

Alice mentioned somewhere on Tapas that she initially intended for Heartstopper to be a novel, but showing events in the characters’ lives without escalating and resolving overarching conflicts was better suited to a webcomic. The show changed it to allow that, and I think they really pulled it off! I have a long explanation in me about how pretty much every issue I’ve seen people have with Love, Simon doesn’t happen in the novel, and I believe most of them are the result of adaptation to cinematic convention, so it’s inextricable from my thoughts about adaptation across mediums and my go-to example of it being at the expense of the story. Heartstopper, on the other hand, is a nice example of retaining a good and similar story while staying in keeping with the TV season format.

What’s also super interesting is that the changes can be subtle and add up, because the show has a lot of the same scenes, in the same order, sometimes even with almost identical dialogue, but the adjustments they make collectively shift the story. That’s also why they’re easier to notice when looking at the whole season. The best example might be Charlie’s apparent low self-esteem: there are multiple instances of Charlie being down on himself added to scenes of the comic. Here are my posts on how the two versions of Nick and Charlie individually are different.

The show kind of stretches the comic: it often takes a couple scenes and has a whole episode surrounding them. I would say that its additions do a few things that all come down to fleshing out the story: they, a, build plotlines more gradually, b, develop and escalate conflicts, and c, take the opportunity to further explore major themes. I’ll elaborate on each 🙂

With regards to the more spacious buildup, it’s things like all the fuss surrounding Tara before she comes out to Nick, and it can be a little fillery. In the comic, Tao tells Charlie that he heard Nick likes a Tara Jones from Higgs, and the next we hear of her is when Harry meddles at his party. And that works. So, strictly speaking, Charlie asking Elle to find out whether Tara likes Nick, Tara coming out to Elle and thus also the viewers beforehand, Elle reassuring Charlie, and Harry and Christian discussing Nick’s opportunity to talk to Tara are not indispensable — they’re just other events surrounding the ones that give us key information. However, this type of additions let us spend more time with and get to know the characters, which is awesome, and the greatest benefit from it probably comes to Taoelle. In the chapters of the comic corresponding to season 1, we only see them together at the bowling alley, and most of their romance is just direct characterization: other people note that they like each other a couple times. In the show, we get to see a lot of them together, their romantic storyline is set up and progresses, and there are scenes dedicated to it.

In terms of brewing conflicts, I’d say the conflicts in question are with Nick’s mates, Tao’s concerns, and Charlie’s insecurity. For instance, Nick actually undoes telling off Harry at the party, so Harry can stay the crux of Nick’s social pressure. But honestly, this whole storyline is one of the biggest changes from the comic, I think: it’s really relevant in the show, it’s almost The conflict, but it barely exists in the source material. Tao’s conflict, too, is way more significant. Both call for their own posts, linked here for Nick's friends and here for Tao. And most of the aforementioned post about Charlie could work as an elaboration on the third one. Anyway, they all reach boiling points in the last two eps of the season, unlike the comic, which moves pretty uniformly. There’s also Ben’s little comeback, which might’ve been intended as part of Charlie’s crisis, but then I think it could’ve been executed more effectively, since what Ben threw at him wasn’t really what Charlie was worrying about. It may also have been thrown in for structure in its own right. Show seasons and movies often have a low point where every storyline has gone to s***, then they’re resolved one by one; Ben Benning again pulls the show closer to the rockest possible bottom and creates another step to take up.

Finally, about exploring themes, I’m mainly thinking about Tara’s coming out storyline. The show has a mostly closeted LGBTQ+ character other than Nick and an opportunity to show, through her, other experiences related to coming out. And I’m glad they do! Here’s a post about me really liking how the season explores coming out 😅 The storyline with Imogen, which is entirely new, can also be seen as fleshing out the major theme, because it slots cleanly into the expectations and pressures Nick faces; and maybe secondarily as bulking up an existing conflict, because it fans the Tao flame.

Through all three types of additions, most characters get to be if not more impactful, then more present than in the comic. Isaac is about equally present to Aled, whom he kind of replaces, Elle makes many more appearances and actually has some influence on the plot, and Tao is waaay more involved. While Darcy hasn’t really gotten her own focus, her participation does increase along with Tara’s, who has an episode that notably explores her coming-out. Heck, even Harry and Ben have more to do.

I’ll touch on omissions briefly, because I don’t think there are many, but they did take some useful and really interesting stuff out for no clear reason, I thought. I’m pretty much just thinking of Tao in the bathroom explaining that he’s as worried as he is about Nick pulling something because Charlie was bullied really hurtfully and Tao was powerless to fix it. This definitely would’ve made it easier to see Tao’s desperation as coming from a place of hurt and fear. But also, Nick in response to that conversation saying that he wishes he had done something about it at the time, and Tao noticing that Nick is flirting with Charlie and doubting the sincerity of that, not their friendship in general. But perhaps most significantly, Christian, Sai and Otis — acronymed, that can make COS, so I call them collectively Cosine (or… Co-Sai-ne?) — blur into the other mates in the show. HOWEVER, credit where credit is very much due, you can see them being uncomfortable in the cinema in the show too,

so I assume they’ll be back and this is some great attention to detail for the retrospect. In that case, though, there will be an unnatural spike in their involvement: they would be apologizing to Nick and starting to be treated as his friends shortly after the viewers learn their names.

[destieltaggedfic]

Hi! I’m looking a Destiel fake/pretend relationship due to a case, I think? They told the story of how they met to an elderly woman and I think it involved bees or honey somehow? It’s set in a motel or a b&b. Thank you!

You know, I expected to find at least 10 fics that had them telling an old lady that bees were how they met, but none of the fake relationship tagged fics I could find mentioned anything like that. Not even in haunted apartments etc.

But there are a few set in B&Bs or at least have the place their staying a significant part of the story. So maybe its one of these, or at least I hope you enjoy these.

The Wedding Night - 60r3d0m   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  In order to catch a monster that is going after newlyweds, Dean and Cas get hitched, which would be fine except Cas got hit on the head and now can’t remember anything, including Dean and that their marriage is fake

Word Count: 5k                                 Graphic Sexual Acts

Though The Course May Change – imogenbynight   Ao3

Set S9 AU.  Couples have been going missing at a couples retreat.  When Dean accidentally uses Cas’ name instead of Charlie’s they are the ones who have to pretend to be together.

Word Count: 52k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

Everything Comes Back to You – VioletHaze   Ao3

Nonspecific timeframe.  They’re there to investigate some deaths, but when the B&B owner offers Dean & Cas a really good deal to stay somewhere of a much better quality than the usual shitty motel, Dean decides to treat Cas, but when the angel chats to the proprietor about it nearly being the anniversary of their meeting, she assumes they are a couple.

Word Count: 33k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

We’re Butter Off Together – whichstiel   Ao3

Set S5.  At a State Fair, a butter sculpting competition draws the Winchester’s attention because one of the sculptures bears more than a passing resemblance to Cas.  The angel turns up but is mistaken for Dean’s life partner rather than professional and the friendly locals have them sharing a room while they’re there.

Word Count: 27k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

[yandere-fics]

can we have the NSFW alphabet for Elisha?

I just love her too much

(I took a couple of days off to finally get around to Demon Slayer season 3, which btw god bless whoever directed it because it was a phenomenal job. Anyways I'm back and at it. Elisha is mildly gross.)

Warning: afab genitals referenced.

♡ Elisha's NSFW Alphabet ♡

♡ A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) ♡

It's subpar, I mean you can ask for what you want but she's not going to fully know right away until you tell her and when you tell her, she'll feel very crappy for not realizing. It's just that her stamina is crazy high due to all the traveling so she's up and ready to go and might not realize that the only reason she feels fine is because she has unlimited stamina. You just need to gently remind her that you aren't built like that though and then she'll make sure you're always taken care of afterwards.

Inns aren't the most comfortable place but it's what you two have to work with, although sometimes you don't even have that so forgive her if sometimes aftercare is her wrapping you in blankets in a tent and making you some stew. Other times you're be staying at the home of a local nobility and she'll even call for the maids to come take care of both of you, normally she would be jealous of people seeing you like that but she thinks of it as a romantic little spa date.

♡ B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ♡

Her shoulders, they're very broad. When she was younger it was something she didn't like but after meeting her darling, she really appreciates having broad shoulders and having her arms engulf her darling so easily. It makes it easier to toss you over her shoulders too if she's in a really spicy mood although it's a rarer occurrence since she's kind of a switch.

She's a leg kind of gal. Doesn't matter what kind of legs you got, she loves them. She'd probably never say it to your face since it would be far too embarrassing, even after you two have been together awhile, but she loves giving piggyback rides just so she can squeeze your legs without seeming like a weirdo. She doesn't give neck hickies(liar, she still does just maybe like one or two), she gives thigh hickies.

♡ C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) ♡

Type of delusional to put on a strap and beg you to let her put a baby in you. Honestly the only one of my yanderes who I could picture wanting a baby with her darling and having a breeding kink and she is one of the ones who would not be able to naturally put a baby in you unless it was omegaverse. Although I could totally picture her finding some weird magic so she can temporarily impregnate you, even if you also can't naturally get pregnant, where there's a will there's a way and if you agreed, she'd fucking find a way to knock you up. It literally does not matter what the two of you are naturally capable of, she will make it happen if you allow it. It's also one of the few times she'll get more dominant.

Otherwise if breeding is off the table, she doesn't particularly care much as long as it happens. She's not one of the yandere who likes to go for multiple rounds or do overstimulation since you two have to travel a lot and she's mostly satisfied with a clean and easy quickie.

♡ D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ♡

Panty sniffer. Did it once just cause you left them on the floor, sort of liked it and just does it sometimes. Not even in a gross sexual way, she just enjoys the way you smell so if you're out of the room, she might smell them but she'd not using them to get off or anything like that. She also is always fighting back the urge to cry tears of joy during sex, you'll never notice she might cry unless you know what to look for though since she does a pretty good job of not letting you know, especially once y'all are actually together, she wouldn't want to embarrass herself in front of you.

♡ E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ♡

In theory she has experience but in reality she was attending an all girls catholic boarding school before she fell into the kingdom so while she knew things based on what other people told her, she has never put any of it into practice. She knew what things were like sex toys since they told each other everything in the dorms but it's only technical theory. She's pretty smart so she can put things together which is how she manages to figure out how to produce sex toys since she knew a little bit about how they functioned despite never seeing them but again nothing is put into practice. She's kissed a few people but nothing beyond that.

♡ F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) ♡

Whichever one keeps you from hurting since most of the time you're on the ground. One of her favorites when she has the choice is laying directly on top of you from behind especially when your legs and arms buckle from doggy style. She's not especially picky since most of the time she keeps you on top so that way you don't get hurt on the hard ground.

♡ G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) ♡

Very not goofy, she's about to start crying tears of joy, even a quickie is the most serious, romantic moment to her. There's really just no goofing off with her. She might tease and taunt you at the beginning of the relationship before she shows her vulnerable side but the very moment you give your body to her, it's an extremely tender moment. She could literally be teasing you but the moment you even kiss her, she's hooked, she might try to keep being snarky but she's also pretty delusional and automatically sees this as you two being in love and therefore she can't bring herself to joke anymore.

♡ H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) ♡

I have a deep love of hairy women, I think she has a happy trail, why? Idk, cause I want her to, enough said. It's very well groomed and trimmed though but it's there. Do with that knowledge as you will.

♡ I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) ♡

The setting will not be the most romantic but she's going to be cooing in your ear the whole time. Luckily you're not paying attention to what she's actually saying or it would be concerning instead of romantic. She says the most concerning things in such a soft, romantic tone. She'll literally be like "I'm going to rip their throats out for you, would you like that my love? I just want to make you so happy. I promise I'll make you the happiest you can be, baby." You only hear the second part and don't hear the threats to the mercenaries that were rude earlier that evening. Might want to just tune her out during sex cause she might say some crazy shit.

♡ J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) ♡

Almost never, all her energy has been put into being the adventurer since she fell into this world. She doesn't even think about it much before her darling. After meeting her darling she'll take time sometimes to do it but it's not going to be all the time and then once you're together she prefers to just seek you out for it instead since doing it with you is much better.

♡ K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) ♡

I've said this multiple times but sex toys. She has a lot of funding from her travels and knowledge of new age technology so she can basically just make whatever, she's a STEM girly, she make ones that literally make you pass out and wake up feeling like you've met the gods.

There's also her massive breeding kink, she will find a way to produce her own sperm if that's what it takes, then she will stuff it inside a custom made dildo. Obviously she won't do this if you don't want children but at least let her put something in the custom dildo so she can have the experience of pretending she's breeding you. It's rather impractical since it greatly increases clean up time but she doesn't care, she will put off slaying monsters for this, she will allow villages to burn just because she wanted to do this instead.

♡ L = Location (favorite places to do the do) ♡

Anywhere as long as people aren't directly looking at you, she's not an exhibitionist but she will finger you in the dark corner booth of a tavern, but if anyone's eyes dart over to you both, they are going to lose them so eventually you force her to stop doing this. After that it's mostly up against trees in the forest, sometimes in a slow moving river, or in an inn the two of you are protecting currently.

♡ M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) ♡

Highly scent motivated, if you smell strongly it will get her going. If you've been sweating alot from traveling with her then she'll want it, and if you've just washed yourself and smell sweet then it'll get her motivated too. She loves both the nice floral scents(couldn't be me, lol, I'm allergic to most flowers) that you have when you've freshly washed and she enjoys when you're at your most primal. She's also heavily motivated by battle because she's crazy she loves protecting you.

♡ N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ♡

Let people look at you when you're vulnerable, she doesn't mind if you two are loud and everyone hears everything but she won't let people see. She's also very much not a sharer, I can't see her getting along with another yandere, because of her delusions I imagine she would think they are coercing you even if you're clearly enjoying yourself with them, she will fuck you on their corpse after though so enjoy that.

♡ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) ♡

Mostly a giver since she likes smelling you(eww, please stop) but she's okay receiving too. She's not much of a 69er, it's just awkward in the forest, she won't sit on your face no matter how hard you beg, so if you want it, you'll have to force her to sit down, then she will actually start to cry. She's a hypocrite though cause while she won't sit on your face for fear of hurting you, she'll get angry if you won't sit on hers. Like legitimately angry that you are hovering above her face.

In terms of skill, she's good at figuring it out, she's very adaptable, you don't even need to really guide her, she's driven by instinct alone on this one. Like she was born to eat pussy even though she's awkward with everything else.

♡ P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) ♡

Fast and soft, the only hard part will be the ground since you're doing it in a lot of harsher environments. Don't tell her that the ground was rough though unless you want her to go so slow the next few times that you're almost unable to cum.

♡ Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) ♡

Almost everything you do is a quickie except for the few times you're able to rest at an inn or the house of a local noble. Even then it's a lot more rushed than some of the other yanderes would be, considering you're rushing to do it so you can get cleaned up and enjoy the amenities at the house before you have to rush out again. She doesn't view quickies as any less, everything you do is love be it sex or just walking around with her so she's not going to be too upset since in the end she's still getting to love on you.

♡ R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) ♡

She's down for a lot of things, just tell her exactly what it is that you want to do with her and she'll do it. As long as it doesn't involve majorly hurting you or allowing others to see you, she'll give it a try once, at least for you.

♡ S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) ♡

If you had unlimited time for these things then she could go for basically forever, you'd look like your soul was ripped out of your body by the end meanwhile she's lightly panting from a good workout. There is a reason she was pulled into this world as the chosen adventurer, she can go forever so you better count your blessings that she doesn't have time to do that.

♡ T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) ♡

Duh, next question. No but seriously in the kingdom she's known for being an adventurer and once she has her darling, she is known as the one who mass produces all the sex toys. Nobles often forget that she's a dragon slayer since they know her because she invented the bullet vibe they've been using on their own darling.

♡ U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ♡

Not at all, it seems strange before you get to know her since when you first met she was constantly teasing you and acting like she never took anything seriously. She'd constantly invite you to spend the night with her but the moment you oblige, all that teasing energy evaporates.

♡ V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) ♡

She's very quiet, the only sounds coming out of her are sweet threats towards anyone who bothered you recently or just have a bad vibe in general. She's speaking quicker than she's ever spoken in her life and that's saying something because she was the best liar at catholic school.

♡ W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) ♡

Sprained your ankle fucking you once and never did that position ever again no matter how much you reassured her that it wasn't the positions fault, you were just tired and put a bit too much weight on the foot when you shouldn't have.

♡ X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) ♡

Tiny boobs. I don't know why but my mind is telling me that there is no way Elisha has anything about an A cup. They are very soft which is also surprising to learn because she's very muscular. Her legs are the most muscular part of her but she does have a pretty muscular body everywhere else too.

♡ Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) ♡

It's decent, she likes it regularly but it mostly satisfied after one or two rounds, as long as she feels you've had her love proven to you then she'll stop, her yearning gets higher if you're pulling away and she feels she needs to love on you harder though.

♡ Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ♡

Does she even sleep? I mean she is always hunting a dragon or some other stupid monster so she's rarely ever getting time to sleep. She might sleep once a week but occasionally you can coax her into a long long session which might make her relax enough to fall asleep but you'll have to try really hard if you want her to fall asleep with you afterwards.

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CBS Ghost’s: Why do they all have to be paired into couples now.

Hello Again. So on whole I really like cbs ghosts, but I have noticed with a lot of the episodes in season 2 my opinion of most epsidoes has been that they are a mixed bag. If the A plot is good the B blot won’t be, if the B plot is good then the A plot will just be awful. C plots are never more than maybe’s. I have been going over what parts of episodes I like and what parts  dislike and one of the parts I have decided I really don’t like is the sudden push to pair all of the ghosts up into couples.

The house residents are all a found family, that been true since the beginning. But in season one their kinship is kinda “island of misfits”. When you look into the ghost’s pasts you see that none of them really had that great of family’s to began with. Hetty, Pete, and Alberta all had unhappy relationships where their significant others cheated, and in Hetty and Alberta’s cases were also total crooks. Trevor and Thor were abandoned by their closest friends. Issac, in addition to being in a marriage he could never fully be happy in, he’s also implied to have been the butt-monkey of his social group so to speak. Flower was stuck in multiple cults/communes that drugged her and wouldn’t let her speak to outsiders. But now in death they all have each other, and even if they are often arguing, even if the property border forces them all to stay together,  even though they were all trapped in a pergatiory they all wished to someday leave.. at least they all had each other for comrades/shipmates/bro’s. And maybe when you think about it that was more than they had when they were alive....

All that was fine and well. But why in season 2 do they keep trying to pair and push everybody into couples? Why is that suddenly so needed, and such a big focus? What makes this worse is that while the rivalries (which no longer getting the attention they deserve) were funny, and the friendships (also not getting enough spotlight anymore) where cute/sweet, A lot of these romances are really bland, boring, and seem slapped to together just because these two weren’t in a couple already.

I mean let’s go over the couples

Sam&Jay: Our resident livings. Honestly these two are adorable together, and might eventually join my top 5 favorite sit-come couples list (The list is currently Moritcia&Gomez, Chandler&Monica, Red&Kitty, Hall&Lois...). What I love most abut these two is that they are both such quarkie individuals but because of their different quarks they are able to take turns being the sane one and, not necissarly grounding each other, but giving advice to the other on how to navigate what weird things happen. In just writing this I realize they are kinda like a sit-come, modern day, version of Fry&Leela who are in my opinion one of the best cartoon couples. But this is supposed to be about Sam&Jay. I like Sam&Jay. They’re crazy but they work

Pete&Alberta: This is the other couple I really like, and I am sad that their development was largely pushed to the side/just plane stopped in season 2. The show writers said they wanted them to be a slow burn, because they were not sure if Pete was really Alberta’s type. But then looking at Pete and Alberta’s past (Pete’s cheating wife, Alberta’s two-timing bootleg boyfriend, and the mob guy she also dated) the pair both had picked the wrong type of people when alive. Pete see’s Alberta for the amazing and deserving person she is. Alberta encourages Pete to take some risks and act with some gumption, while also being one of the only ghosts to respect Pete for being such a nice guy. Can the show back off or take a break with some of the lamer couples below to focus on these two.

Issac&Nigel: The Gay couple. I already know I am going to get crap for saying I am not crazy about them this season. Please hear me out before you flame. I liked them in season 1. Their awkwardness together was cute. I liked that Nigel never tried to push Issac, and I was really happy When Issac admitted to both Nigel and the other ghost (who already knew of course) that he liked Nigel. If you find my ranking list I put Nigel kinda low, but that was because we didn’t see him enough to really get to know him. That was one of the things I was excited for in season 2. Halfway through the season its been a disappointment. Nigel seems to have no personality. Because of this he and Issac cannot develop any fun banter or an interesting raptor;personality wise they are just to unbalanced. In addition there is no real build to their relationship. Like according to the Christmas episode it took 10 episodes for Issac to be comfortable kissing Nigel, but before that their was not mention of Issac having any hesitation in that part. In episode 2x01we learn Nigel like watching ants (do nothing). Okay so is Nigel into Anthropology? Cool that’s something to his character. Can I see more of him getting excited to show Issac different bugs? Issac likes musical theater right? So  have him pester Sam to put on a video of a play (something that’s not Hamilton) for him to show Nigel on a date. How are things between the pair and Jenkins? I do not want them to break up, but please show do better by them.

Thor&Flower: I have seen a lot of posts by people saying that they aren’t crazy about this pair. I agree, I don’t ship them. I didn’t like Flower much in season 1, she seemed like she was just a generic Hippy. Her and Thor possibly becoming a couple once she got comfortable with monogamy (weird didn’t Thor also talk a bunch about viking origi’s in season1 ) seemed like grasping at straws for something to do with both characters in season 2. I did not think Thor needed a love interest then: He had great friendships with Sam, Sass, Hetty, and now in season 2 we are getting more of his friendship with Issac and him trying to be a father to Bjorn. Flower’‘s development in season 2 has been awesome as well. We have seen more of Protester Flower, learned more about what the cult’s cost her, her relationships with her brothers (writers have apparently already been looking into older actors to play one of Flowers brothers should he decide to visit the B&B). We have gotten more on her friendship with Alberta, and her helping Hetty learn to embrace feelings of pleasure (best story arch of the season)... Thor and Flower is a forced ship that neither character needs to be interesting. Just drop it.

Hetty&Trevor: I did not see that coming. I really didn’t. I saw a post that tweeted Hetty maybe having a romance  this season. I figured maybe it would be with one of Nigel’s two friends (We don’t know Baxter’s sexuality and Jenkins could be bi). I was literally like Pete likes Alberta, Issac is gay, Thor would be to weird since he was basically her nanny as a child, I cannot imagine her or Sass being the slightest bit interested in each other, and of course she cannot stand Trevor... Yet here we are. I am just fine with these two hooking up, but that is it. If they became a couple, then knowing this show, they would start getting along. I like them being frenemies, They are funny frenemies.

Sass&car-ghost girl: Sass was the last one left. His one sided crush on Chiki went no where and could never be, and now they have brought This new car-ghost girl in and made it jump-out-and-hit-you-in-the-face clear that Sass is smitten with her at first sight... Sass is my second favorite ghost (Alberta is my favorite) and I think he is the funniest one. But the way the actor play’s Sass: mostly apathetic, with a dry wit humor.. yeah that doesn’t translate well when he tries to be caring or romantic. Sass is a good story teller, and a fun Bro, but he is not really a romantic guy, and I am honestly wishing the writers had gone the fan theory route of making him Ace.

Judy Farnsby & Bjorn: I actually really like the idea of these two being together. Give me more of Judy showing up behind her son and his wife and calling them both terrible disappointment’s, only now have Bjorn show up with her and talking as if he is Farnsby’s stepfather.

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So Long Version 2 Chapter 9

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A/N: A couple more cliches thrown in, because why not? Are you ready for them to finally get together yet?

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Ages 24 and 25 August 2004

I woke up the next morning feeling very comfortable and well rested. I laid there for a little bit before opening my eyes, just trying to wake up more, and realized my pillow was moving slowly up and down. Then I felt the arm wrapped around me. My eyes flew open and I slowly tried to look up to see if Dean was awake yet.

“Mornin’,” he rumbled in a sleep roughened voice when he felt me moving.

“Morning,” I echoed, moving to sit up. “Sorry about invading your space like that. I’m not really sure how that happened.”

“Don’t worry about it. It didn’t bother me,” he assured me.

“How long have you been awake?” I asked, trying to move past the situation and not hyperfocus on it the way I wanted to.

“Just a few minutes.”

I looked at the clock and saw that it was almost 8. 

“Shit! We need to get going!” I said, jumping out of bed. We didn’t have much time to figure out what was going on here. 

“I think we should go back to the conference room first,” I said when we were both dressed and ready to go.

“Okay. Why?”

“If Mallory and Dave are there we can see if we can learn anything from them. If not, we can look around that little office.”

“Alright. I guess that’s a good place to start.”

We took the elevator back down to the first floor and headed for the conference room. A quick peak in the door didn’t show any signs of the two hosts, so we headed towards the office they’d retreated to last night.

“Oh!” Mallory gasped when we walked in the open door. “Hello! Can we help you with something?” she asked politely. She and Dave were sitting at a desk. They didn’t look like they were going anywhere anytime soon.

“Yeah, actually we forgot to grab one of those schedules last night. You wouldn’t happen to have another one, would you?” I asked, the lie coming to me easily.

“Of course!” Dave said, opening a drawer and handing over a piece of paper he grabbed from inside. “Here you go!”

“Thanks,” Dean said as he took it from him, pretending to look it over. “I’ve gotta tell you, this is a really great retreat. Jenna and I were just saying last night how glad we are that we decided to come.”

“That’s great! We always love to hear people are enjoying themselves,” Mallory smiled.

“How long have you been doing retreats like this?” I asked. “I mean, to have something this well set up, you have to have done it before right?”

“Oh, Dave and I have been doing these for a while now. We’ve hosted all the couple’s retreats here since the first one.”

“We actually do these events at hotels all across the country,” Dave added proudly.

“That’s a pretty fun job,” I said.

“It’s so much fun. We love it,” Mallory agreed.

“Well, thanks for the schedule,” Dean said. “We’re gonna go get some breakfast. We’ll see you for the scavenger hunt!”

“So what do you think?” I asked when we were a safe distance away, walking down the halls towards the breakfast bar.

“The fact that they’ve been here every year seems a little suspicious. But if they’re traveling all over the country doing this…”

“Yeah,” I agreed. “Maybe it’s just their job and they’re not involved. I guess we could try to look into some of the other retreats they’ve done. See if anyone’s gone missing from any of them?”

“Sounds like fun,” Dean groaned.

We rounded the corner to the room breakfast was served in and Dean immediately headed for the buffet. The room was almost empty, only a few other people scattered throughout. I stepped into line behind him, watching him pile his plate with eggs, biscuits and gravy, bacon, and sausage. 

“I’m just gonna say it again. We have to stay in places like this more often,” Dean said. He went and set his plate on an empty table and then came back for coffee.

I just smiled and shook my head as I dished up my own plate.

“It is a nice hotel, isn’t it?” The older lady waiting patiently in line behind me commented. “I never would have thought it could turn into something this nice.”

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Well it’s a beautiful place now. It wasn’t that long ago this place wasn’t very popular and kind of run down. Rumors were going around that they were on the verge of bankruptcy. Then, almost overnight things started to get better. Within a month this was one of the most popular hotels in the state.”

“Weird. Did they hire a new manager or something? Someone with more experience who was able to turn things around?” I asked.

“Oh no. The same man has owned this place for going on twenty years now. He manages it himself.”

“Huh. How long ago did it turn into what it is now?”

“Oh, about… seven years ago I think.”

“That’s really interesting. Well, I better go sit down before my husband wonders what’s taking so long,” I smiled, gesturing towards the table Dean was at. 

The lady smiled back and waved me off. I grabbed some orange juice and then sat down.

“I don’t suppose you heard any of that?” I asked.

“Not a word. You looked pretty interested though,” he said around a mouthful of food.

“I think Mallory and Dave are off the hook,” I told him. “I’d say the hotel owner just got bumped to the number one suspect spot.” 

I relayed to him the information I’d just gotten from the old lady. 

“Awesome,” Dean grumbled. “So we’re probably dealing with some sort of pagan god.”

“You think so?” I asked.

“Think about it. The people that have been disappearing have probably been sacrifices to keep this place running. The guy is about to lose everything. He’s desperate. Desperate people do crazy things. He decides to try sacrificing a couple people to some random god in a last ditch effort and it turns out it works. So now that he’s doing well, he schedules retreats. He’s got a group of people to choose from every year. It’s even a couple, a man and a woman. Sounds like a pagan ritual to me.”

“Awesome,” I sighed. “There’s only about a thousand of them. This could take days of research, Dean. We don’t have that kind of time.”

“I know. We’re just going to have to do the best we can,” he said.

We quickly finished our breakfast and then I went back to our room to start making a list of pagan gods that wanted sacrifices in exchange for money or success while Dean went to check out the hotel owner’s office.

I’d only been looking for about twenty minutes when there was a knock on the door.

“It’s me,” Dean said from the other side.

I got up to open the door for him.

“What’d you find?” I asked.

“Nothing. I couldn’t get in. There’s some guy sitting in the hallways where all the offices are and he wasn’t leaving.”

“Okay,” I sighed. That complicated things a bit. The office might have held clues to help us narrow down what god we were looking for. “We’ll just make a list of every god we can find that fits the bill and find a different time to get in the office.”

The next couple hours were spent in relative silence as we looked up every god we possibly could online, writing down the names of ones that could be the one we were dealing with.

By the time noon rolled around we had a pretty decent sized list, but thankfully it was smaller than expected. There were more gods than I realized that didn’t require human sacrifice in order to be helpful.

Dean had also spent a little time looking into the hotel owner. His name was Connor O’Reilly. His parents were Irish immigrants and he’d inherited this hotel from them when they died in a car accident when he was 24. There was nothing out of the ordinary about him, but then again, the real psychos out there usually hid it well. 

We went to the hotel restaurant to get some lunch before the scavenger hunt. Once we’d eaten, we headed back to conference room A. We were the last to arrive again.

“Hello,” Mallory chirped. “I hope everyone enjoyed their morning! We’ve got a fun rest of the day planned out for you all!”

“Starting with a scavenger hunt!” Dave continued. He showed us a stack of paper in his hand. “Each couple is going to get their own list of things to find. None of the lists are the same, so you’ll all be looking for different things. You have 45 minutes to find all ten items and then meet back here.”

Dave passed out the papers as well as a stopwatch to each couple. 

“Start your time… now!” Mallory instructed. Everybody started their stopwatches and then took off. 

“Alright. What do you say we do some real hunting?” Dean asked. 

“I think we should spend five minutes at least pretending to be participating. Give everyone time to spread out and not pay attention to us,” I suggested.

“Fine,” Dean huffed. “Five minutes.”

We managed to find two of the things on the list in those five minutes and then we decided to go try and get into the offices again.

There was no one around to see us slip into the now empty hallway. We walked all the way to the end, stopping at the one labeled ‘Manager.’ Dean quickly picked the lock and we slipped inside, quietly closing the door behind us.

A quick scan of the room showed a couple of big filing cabinets and no computer. This guy was old school then. Dean and I each headed to a filing cabinet and started digging.

“This started seven years ago, so skip over anything from before then,” I said to Dean as I flipped through the well organized folders to more recent years. 

I skimmed through employee files, renovation details, bills, tax information and countless other papers he’d filed away, but I wasn’t coming up with anything useful.

“Find anything yet?” Dean asked. He had finished going through all the more recent files in his cabinet and was going through the desk and searching the room for anything that might give us a clue.

“No, nothing.” I sighed and looked at the stopwatch. “We’re supposed to be back to the conference room in a couple minutes.”

“Can’t we just skip it?” Dean asked.

“No, because then they’ll come looking for us. I don’t think there’s anything left to look through here anyway.”

“Fine,” he agreed. “Let’s go.”

We started walking for the door, and that’s when I saw it.

“Dean, wait.” I said.

“What?” he asked.

I’d missed it on the way in because I hadn’t stopped to look at the walls. But hanging right next to the office door was a picture that I recognized. A group of warriors in a line, facing a large figure who was dunking a man in a cauldron. Above these warriors was another group of warriors, these ones on horseback, riding away from the large figure.

“I know which god we’re dealing with,” I told him.

“How?”

“That picture,” I said, pointing to it. “That’s a Celtic god called Teutates.”

“We must have looked up hundreds of gods today. How can you remember one specific one? Based off of a picture?” He questioned.

“I remember a few. He just happens to be one of them. And I’ve seen him before when I was doing research with Bobby.” I answered.

“You’re sure?”

“Yes.”

“Okay. How do we kill him?”

“I don’t know,” I admitted. “But at least we know who we’re dealing with now. It shouldn’t be hard to figure out how to kill him.”

“Let’s get the rest of these stupid activities over with so we can finish this hunt,” he said, opening the door enough to check that the hall was clear before we stepped out, relocking the door behind us. We’d only made it a few steps when the click of high heels sounded just outside of the hallway we were standing in.

Possible explanations for our presence here raced through my mind, but before I could decide on the best one, Dean was pushing me up against the wall. He grabbed my arms, wrapping them around his neck and then put his hands on my waist. This all happened so quickly that I didn’t even have time to ask what he was doing. 

Then his mouth was on mine. I froze. I could feel his lips moving, trying to get me to respond, but I could barely even manage to remember to breathe with the way my brain seemed to be short circuiting. The footsteps got louder and seemed to filter through my shock. 

I felt my hands reflexively tighten a little in Dean’s hair and I had just started to kiss him back when we were interrupted.

“Excuse me,” a female voice said. Dean and I broke apart at the sound of it. “You’re not supposed to be back here.”

“Sorry,” Dean apologized. “We were just…” Whatever excuse he had been about to give her trailed off at the unimpressed look she was giving us. “Leaving,” he said. 

He grabbed my hand and quickly walked away, out of the hall and towards the conference room.

“Dean,” I said when I regained the ability to speak. We were almost there. Not a good time, but I couldn’t seem to stop myself.

“Not now,” he told me. 

I didn’t want to let it go, but I knew I had to. For now at least. We walked into the room to see that, for once, we weren’t the last ones. James and Stephanie still weren’t back yet.

“That was pretty fun, wasn’t it?” Julia asked us, coming to stand beside me. 

“Uh, yeah it was great!” I replied.

“How’d you guys do?” She asked. 

I didn’t get a chance to answer because James and Stephanie came back at that moment and Mallory and Dave were immediately ready to move on. 

“Okay! I see everybody’s back. Is there anyone who managed to find all of their items?” Dave asked.

Four sets of hands went up.

“That’s great! And how many did you find?” Mallory asked Stephanie and James.

“We got nine,” Stephanie said. “We were trying to find the last one when we realized we were out of time.”

“Nine out of ten is still impressive!” Mallory assured her. “And what about you two? How many did you find?” 

“Um, well… we only found two,” I told her.

“It’s this one’s fault, really,” Dean said as he slung an arm around my shoulders. “She got a little bit distracted.” I frowned, wondering where he was going with this. We could have just told them we were really bad at scavenger hunts. “She just loves interior design so much. We spent most of our time looking at the furniture layout and pictures and woodwork.”

“I can’t help it,” I shrugged. “It’s just so interesting.”

“Well that’s ok,” Mallory said. “As long as you were having fun together. That is what this retreat is all about.”

“Everyone please put the items you collected into this basket,” Dave instructed, setting a large plastic basket onto the table. “And we’ll move on to our next activity!”

I didn’t want to move on to the next activity. I wanted to talk to Dean about what just happened a few minutes ago. I wanted to finish the case too, but that had been bumped from the top priority slot.

“I’m sure you’re all familiar with the newlywed shoe game. We’re going to be playing that, but with a slight twist. The couple who answers the most questions the same wins a free couple’s massage for tomorrow morning!” Dave explained.

“So if everyone could please take off one of your shoes and hand it to your soulmate, and then take a seat across from each other,” Mallory said, gesturing to two rows of chairs positioned back to back.

“You answer them all correctly, I’ll get a few wrong,” Dean whispered to me as we handed over our shoes. Neither of us wanted to win the couple’s massage, but we also couldn’t get them all wrong. I nodded in agreement and we both sat down. 

It turned out they had a long list of questions. It took about twenty minutes to get through them all. I was getting pretty bored and fidgety by the end. The questions weren’t difficult and they kept my focus squarely on Dean, right where I didn’t want it. I wanted to keep myself distracted and my mind off of that kiss until we were able to discuss it. Unfortunately, couple’s retreats weren’t really designed to let you not think about your other half.

“Well that was a lot of fun to watch!” Mallory cheered when it was finally over. “The couple who agreed on the most questions is… Hannah and Tristan! Congratulations you two! Enjoy your free massage!” She held out a free massage coupon which Tristan accepted with a smile.

“Alright. Now, if you all think you’ve been having fun so far, just you wait. The next thing we’re going to do is my favorite part of the whole weekend!” Dave announced. “I’m going to ask you to help us move everything to the edges of the room. We’ll need a lot of space because we’re going to be teaching everybody some fun group dances next!”

I heard Dean’s quiet groan beside me. We all worked together to move the tables and chairs up against the walls and then Mallory disappeared into their office, coming back with a speaker and an ipod. 

“The first step to learning any dance is to learn it without music first,” Mallory told us. “Dave and I will demonstrate one step at a time and then we’ll go through it slowly while you learn it. And then we’ll move on to music!” 

“We’re going to teach you three different dances,” Dave continued. “We’ll spend half an hour on each one, so don’t worry if you don’t get it right away. They’re pretty simple dances so we have plenty of time to work on each. Now I want everybody to line up. Ladies on one side, gentlemen on the other, and leave some space between the lines.”

And so we spent the next half hour learning the first dance. It was the kind of dance full of skipping and turns and switching partners. We would complete a series of steps with one partner before moving to the next person, doing the steps again, switching partners again and so on.

At the end of the first half hour, we were instructed to take a water break. I was sipping from a bottle of water when Dean came to stand next to me. 

“What do you think the odds are that someone sprains an ankle and we can be done with this?” He asked humorlessly.

“It’s not that bad,” I told him. He looked at me, surprised.

“You’re enjoying this,” he said accusingly.

“So what? It’s fun,” I said a little defensively. 

“I didn’t even know you liked to dance,” he said. I just shrugged.

“Neither did I.” I hadn’t been any more excited about this particular activity than Dean was. I was surprised how much I was enjoying it. 

Break over, everyone moved back to the center of the room to learn the next dance.

We were on to the third dance, just about to try it with music when the woman from the front desk peeked into the room, saying there was a call for Anna and Ethan. They excused themselves and we finished the dance minus one couple. 

I was slightly out of breath when Dave stopped the music and called an end to the dance portion of the day. A phone rang in the office, and Mallory left to answer it. I’d had a lot more fun than I expected and the dances, simple as they were, had been sufficiently distracting enough for me to forget about Dean kissing me. That is, until I looked over to see him talking to James and smiling, and my eyes focused on his mouth. 

“Bad news,” Mallory said, coming back into the room. “Anna and Ethan won’t be coming back. They got a call about a family emergency and had to leave. But that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t still have fun, right?”

Dean and I looked at each other. So the human sacrifices had been chosen and taken already. We needed to get moving. And fast. 

“We figured we’d do something a little more relaxing after all of that work everyone just did. As I’m sure you are all aware, there’s a lake just behind this hotel. There are a few kayaks available for rental, and we’ve got the next hour booked!” Mallory told us.

“Oh, you know what? I’m actually terrified of being on open water.” I said the first excuse I could think of to give us a chance to get away.

“It’s a pretty small lake. There’s no big fish or predators of any kind. Perfectly safe,” Dave assured me.

“Doesn’t matter. It’s just a phobia I’ve had pretty much my whole life. We’re going to have to sit this one out, but you all have fun! We’ll be able to keep ourselves entertained.”

“If you’re sure,” Dave said. “Alright, everyone else, let’s head outside. If you have anything on you that you don’t want to risk falling into the water, I’d leave it here.” 

We watched everyone file out of the room and then started planning.

“What are we going to do?” Dean asked. “We don’t have the slightest idea where to start looking for them. And we don’t even know how to kill this god yet.”

“I know. But we can’t just let them die. We might have to figure it out as we go.”

 “Figure it out as we go? We can’t help anyone if we’re dead,” he argued.

“I don’t know what else to do! We don’t exactly have time for research. Besides, who says he’ll even actually be there?” I pointed out as an idea occurred to me.

“Why wouldn’t he be there?”

“Think about it. Back in the day when sacrifices were the norm, the god didn’t show up on your doorstep to watch the sacrifice. It was just something you did and then the god would give you some sort of benefit in exchange. Why should this be any different?” I reasoned.

“That’s risking an awful lot on a maybe,” he said. Then he sighed. “But I guess you’re right. I don’t see that we have much of a choice. Alright, where do we start looking for these guys?”

“Well, from what I remember, sacrifices were made to Teutates by drowning the victims in a large vat of liquid, like in that picture in the office. Nobody knows for sure, but the theory is that they used ale.” I paused for a second as a realization struck me. “Which would explain why I found an order for a vat of ale every August. How did I miss that?” I groaned. “I just assumed it was for the hotel bar.”

“The ale was shipped here?” Dean asked.

“Yeah. Which doesn’t mean he couldn’t have moved it afterwards. But he wouldn’t be able to move it on his own.”

“Plus it would make more sense to do it here. Otherwise he has to find a way to either sneak two unconscious people out of the hotel or lure them out with him. That would put him as the last person to see them before they vanished, which I imagine is a risk he wouldn’t want to take,” Dean continued piecing things together. 

“So they have to be here somewhere,” I concluded.

“The basement?” Dean suggested. “I didn’t see any mention of renovations done down there. It could be an area that no one uses. Or not often enough for it to be a concern.”

“Let’s go,” I agreed.

We had to stop at our room first to grab weapons. We didn’t know what we were walking into for sure and it would be foolish to go in unarmed. Dean grabbed a couple guns that he was able to hide with his jacket and I grabbed two knives that I tucked into my boots. It was better than nothing.

We took the elevator back down to the first floor and then went to the stairwell. The elevator didn’t go down to the basement. We went down the flight of stairs and stopped at the heavy basement door while Dean picked the lock. He handed me his second gun and I gave him one of the knives and then we stepped in.

The basement was a mess. The concrete floor was littered with all kinds of junk, everything from old pieces of furniture and musty books to rolls of wire and broken shards of glass. The concrete was broken and crumbling in places. It was dim down here too, only a few of the lights still working. 

The room we’d stepped into was open and huge but, aside from the junk, empty. There was another door on the other side of the room, left open. From inside I heard a breathless voice begging to be let go.

“Jenna, wait!” Dean whisper yelled as I rushed in without checking my surroundings first. I was worried about getting to Anna and Ethan on time. 

They were hanging upside down from a machine that had an arm that lifted, lowered, and moved side to side. They were suspended over a metal vat that stood about waist high and was covered in carvings. Their hands were tied behind their backs and the machine had been lowered just enough that they could lift their heads out of the ale, but it would take a lot of effort. They would run out of energy quickly, and then they’d drown.

I ran towards the machine to lift them out, but as I was climbing into the seat I felt a sharp stinging sensation in my left side, just below my ribs. I cried out at the pain and turned to see a man holding a knife.

He was probably in his mid forties and in shape. But he didn’t know how to fight. I was able to easily block his next attack and aim a well placed kick to his chest that sent him stumbling back straight into Dean. Dean quickly disarmed the man and pinned him up to a wall with a knife pressed to his throat. 

“Get them out of there, Jenna,” he instructed. 

With a hand held to my side to try and stop the flow of blood I could feel streaming down, I climbed into the machine and looked over the controls. I quickly figured out how to move Anna and Ethan safely away from the vat. I lowered them as far as the machine would go, going as slowly as possible when their heads came close to touching the floor so they wouldn’t hit them on the concrete. 

Once they were laying flat on their backs with their feet still in the air a little bit, I climbed back down and used my knife to cut the ropes.

“Alright, get out of here,” I told them when they were both free.

“What are you gonna do?” Ethan asked.

“You’re gonna call the cops and we’re gonna keep an eye on him until they get here,” Dean answered. “Now go!”

They ran from the room.

“So. Connor,” Dean said conversationally. “Where do you get off on killing people? And all to keep some stupid hotel running? If you ask me, you should have cut your losses and moved on.”

“My parents spent every dime they had to open this place up. It was the most important thing to them. I wasn’t just going to sit back and watch it fall apart,” Connor spat.

“Right. So naturally you decided human sacrifice was the way to go. Because isn’t that everybody’s plan B? Something’s not going my way, so I’ll make a sacrifice to some random god and see if that makes things better,” Dean retorted.

“He’s not some random god. Do you even know what Teutates means?” He asked.

“No. And I don’t particularly care,” Dean said.

“It means ‘god of the people.’ He takes care of us. My family has worshiped him for generations. In fact, we were one of the first families to live under his protection,” he said proudly. “How else would I have gotten the sacrificial vat?”

“The sacrificial- So what you’re saying is, in order for the wish granting portion of your little setup here to work, people have to be drowned in that thing specifically? It can’t just be a barrel of beer or something?” Dean asked.

“Of course not! The offering is sacred! The container it’s offered in must be sacred too.”

“Oh buddy. I’ve gotta tell you, I’d like to just take care of you myself and not wait for the cops.” Connor stiffened at Dean’s clear threat. “Luckily for you, I think it’ll be a much bigger punishment for you to live and watch your hotel go back to being bankrupt. Jenna, cover him.”

I moved to stand next to Dean and aimed my gun at Connor. When I was in position, Dean climbed up into the machine. He turned it on and used the arm to knock over the ancient vat. Ale spilled out in a wave, covering the floor. He drove forward, pushing the vat in front of him until it was pressed up against the nearest wall. Then he kept pushing the heavy machine forward. 

“What are you doing?” Connor screamed. “You’ll break it!”

“That’s the idea,” I told him.

He tried to take a step in Dean’s direction and I moved my gun in front of his face.

There was the horrible sound of bending metal. Dean backed up and the vat fell to the floor, crumpled in on itself. He ran it over a few times for good measure until it was unrecognizable.

“That should do it,” Dean said, climbing out of the machine and coming to stand by me. “How you doing?” He asked, nodding to my side. I’d switched the gun to my left hand and was using my right to keep pressure on the injury. 

“Fine,” I told him. 

“How long do you think until the cops get here?” He asked.

“I don’t know. Pretty soon I would imagine.”

“I’d rather not be here when they show up. I just want to get out of here,” he said as he grabbed the discarded rope off the floor. 

“Sounds good to me,” I said.

I kept my gun pointed at Connor as Dean tied his hands and feet. Turns out the gun wasn’t really necessary. The man just sat there, despondently staring at that lump of metal on the ground.

“Alright. Let’s go,” Dean said.

We walked out of the basement and took the stairs up to the eighth floor. I wish we could have taken the elevator, but we couldn’t risk walking through the lobby while my left side was covered in blood.

Back in our room we quickly packed our bags. I was about to head out the door when Dean stopped me.

“Let me take a look at your side,” he said.

“Later. We need to go.”

“Jenna, you’re bleeding a lot. I need to check it out.”

“If we don’t leave now, we might not get out before the cops show. I’ll be fine for a little bit longer,” I told him.

“Fine,” he sighed. He disappeared into the bathroom and came back with a clean hand towel. “At least use this. And you should probably change your shirt quick.”

Not wanting to waste more time arguing, I grabbed a different shirt out of my bag and went to the bathroom to change. I quickly wiped away the blood that hadn’t dried yet and pressed the towel to my side under the shirt. I balled the old bloody one up and stuffed it in my bag.

“Okay, let’s go,” I said.

We took the elevator down to the lobby and walked out the door. There were two police cars in the parking lot. We kept a casual pace as we walked to the Impala and loaded our bags. Then we climbed in and Dean drove away.

~~~~~

Half an hour later we checked into a room at the first motel Dean found at the first town we passed. 

“Okay, let me look at your side now,” Dean said, coming in from the Impala with the medical kit.

I grabbed the hem of my shirt to lift it and show him the injury, but stopped. This would expose my tattoo to him. 

“When are we going to talk about it?” I asked.

“Talk about what?” Dean set the kit on one of the beds and came over to me, reaching out to grab the hem of my shirt. I backed away.

“About the fact that you kissed me.”

Dean looked at me, startled. Had he forgotten or just not expected me to bring it up?

“Someone was coming. We had to have some sort of excuse for being back there. It was the only thing that made sense,” he answered, reaching for me again. I backed away again.

“Jenna. Let me look at that,” he ordered.

“It was not the only thing that made sense. I came up with about five reasons for being there,” I argued.

“Like what?”

“Like we got lost. Like we just came down the hall to see if there was anything there for the scavenger hunt. We could have hidden in one of the rooms or just kept walking and acted like we were supposed to be there. That usually works.”

“Well I didn’t think of any of that,” he said.

“I don’t believe you,” I told him. “You’re the fastest thinking guy I know. You always have a whole list of excuses ready to go.”

“Would you let me look at your side before you bleed out?” He snapped.

“Not until you answer my question,” I insisted. “Why’d you do it?”

“Why does it matter?”

This might have just been a convenient way to avoid him seeing his own name tattooed on my body and dealing with what would follow. I was still sticking with the theory that he had a different soulmate and I wasn’t sure how he’d react when he found out he was mine. I didn’t want to deal with the awkwardness and pity that would follow. 

But I also just really wanted to know the answer. I knew the kiss wouldn’t have meant to Dean what it did to me, but there was a reason he did it. Not knowing why would be torture.

“There doesn’t have to be a particular reason. I just want to know,” I said.

He clenched his jaw.

“You really wanna know?”

“Yes.”

“The truth?” He questioned.

Obviously, I wanted to say. But that wouldn’t help the situation. 

“The truth,” I confirmed. 

“You might decide you don’t want to stay with me anymore if I tell you,” he warned. No, begged. He was pleading with me not to make him say it.

“There is nothing you could possibly say that would make me want to leave you. We’ve been over this,” I told him.

He paused for a minute, thinking it over.

“Fine,” he agreed. “But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

He gave me a few more seconds to change my mind, and when I didn’t, he continued.

“I did it because we were on this case. As far as everyone around us was concerned, we were married. I’ve never been in a situation before where kissing you was a valid excuse for being somewhere we weren’t supposed to be. And I just figured I might not get another chance. And I’ve wanted to kiss you for… a long time. So I took advantage of the opportunity.”

I couldn’t even imagine what my face must look like right now. I felt like I couldn’t catch my breath. I was shocked beyond belief and I felt so much happiness and hope building in my chest that I thought it might burst. Dean cleared his throat.

“That’s my end of the deal held up. Now it’s your turn. Let me see your side,” he said. 

To be honest, I hadn’t formulated a plan yet, but I’d had no real intention of letting Dean take care of it. I couldn’t let him see the secret I’d carried for so long. It still made me nervous. After this many years, finally telling him what he was to me was a terrifying thought. But now, with this giddy, hopeful feeling, I let myself consider the possibility that he belonged to me the way I belonged to him.

So, slowly, I lifted my shirt up, exposing my side up to my ribs. I dropped the towel I’d still been holding to the wound. I watched his eyes zero in first on the bloody gash in my side and then lower. To the four letters sitting there in thick black ink. He inhaled sharply and his eyes shot to mine.

Chapter 10

[theplaguewriter]

Pspspspsps Parent, can you please do Tama-bby for the NSFW alphabet whenever you get the inspo? I'm lub yoo~ 🥺👉👈

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Hello my little Plagueling, finally I got around to doing this request! I was worried it was a little too...clinical...at first, but I hope you like it nonetheless. Stay safe and hydrated. Lob yoo too <3 -Yersinia

Tamaki Amajiki (MHA) NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare(what they’re like after the act)

Tamaki is very sweet. He will need a moment or two to catch his own breath and get down from his high, but after that his whole focus will be you. He’ll immediately ask if you’re feeling okay, if you’re sore and if you need anything. Water and a damp cloth are not optional, he will bring you both. I can see him as the type to gently clean you up while you’re sipping on your water. Cuddles are an absolute must as well, as soon as you are both cleaned up and hydrated, he will pull you into his arms. The position frequently changes, sometimes he’s the one holding you, other times you hold him. He doesn’t really mind either way, all that matters is that you two stay close for a good while after having sex.

B = Body part (favourite body part of their own or their lovers)

He is absolutely a thigh person. The way your skin feels and how soft they are, it just sparks something within him. If you let him, he will litter them with kisses, hickeys and bite marks. He uses them frequently as pillows too, it doesn’t matter if you consider your thighs to be on the thinner side or anything, for Tamaki there is no place more comfy to rest, or bury, his head. When it comes to himself he is quite insecure. He knows the hero training has toned him quite well, he’s not a muscle monster like All Might, but he’s quite toned and they’re defined. Tamaki’s also aware that he’s not really ugly, though he wouldn’t call himself handsome. However, he is quite proud of his hands. If he had to pick a feature. He has big hands, and due to his training they’re strong too. He likes the way they look while squeezing your thighs too, so it’s a win-win situation for him.

C = Cum (anything that has to do with it)

When it comes to quantity it’s an average amount, which has the upsides of there not being a huge mess to clean up but it’s enough to get a nice creampie shot. It’s a little more on the bitter side, due to his diverse diet. Off white, slightly translucent.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory)

He’s thought a lot about using his quirk on you. In various ways too, and the longer you two date and have sex, the more he thinks about ways he can, or could, use it on you. There is the obvious choice of tentacles, he can hold you down, play with your nipples and penetrate you with them, all at once. It’s his most frequent fantasy, and the one he’s most likely to bring up, albeit with a lot of effort and several attempts needed.

Then there are also other things like several light “poisons”, which might make the experience more trippy, he isn’t quite sure about it though. He knows some plants and fish have poisons that can serve as aphrodisiacs, but the risk is often too high, so he keeps this one to himself.

E = Experience (do they know what they are doing?)

None whatsoever, you are his first. He wasn’t really focused on romance in the first place and he’s been too shy and nervous to engage in anything in his teenage years. So there’s a lot of learning involved with Tamaki, which can make the first couple times a little awkward. He gets worried about doing things wrong, or not making you feel good. However, with a lot of reassurance, guidance and communication you two will learn and grow together until the shyness melts away.

F = Favourite position (may include a visual)

He does like the intimacy of missionary, since he does get to hold your hands and kiss you, or your neck, as much as he likes. He’ll put a pillow under your hips too, so you can feel him as deeply as possible.

He loves fucking you from behind while you two are laying on your sides. It gives him access to your neck and nipples, he can kiss you and he get a nice and deep angle in which he can watch your beautiful faces with each one of his thrusts. That is his favourite position overall.

G = Goofy (are they joking around or more serious in the moment?)

He’s more on the serious side, especially at first. Tamaki feels like he needs to really focus on what he’s doing, and doesn’t want to spoil the mood in any way or form. His attitude will lighten up over time, just like his shyness when it comes to this, he just needs patience and then he will be able to chuckle at little mishaps too.

Having sex is incredibly intimate to Tamaki, it’s a different kind of vulnerability. That’s why he will never be a full on goofball during sex, he does want to convey how much he loves and trusts you with this. So please keep that in mind too, even if you are someone who likes to crack jokes, he can only handle so much before closing up entirely.

H = Hair (does the carpet match the drapes?)

It does, his pubes are the same shade of indigo as the hair on his head. And any other body hair for that matter. Before getting into a relationship he just let it be as it is. Afterwards he honestly just follows your preference, because he doesn’t really care. If you prefer him shaven, he’ll shave, if you don’t mind some hair, he’ll trim or keep it. It’s not as coarse as pubes usually are, they’re quite soft actually. On you, he follows the same principle, whichever floats your boat he goes with. He’s unbothered by any hair, and would never make any comments about it.

I = Intimacy (in the moment, romantic or rough and dirty) As mentioned, to Tamaki the act in itself is very intimate. He likes gentle touches, looking into each other's eyes and sweet, loving kisses. When you two are being intimate, his mind is 110% on you, nothing else really matters. He wants you to feel how much he loves you through all the touches, kisses, nibbles and bites. Usually it’s very sweet and romantic, Tamaki doesn’t play rough. Often. He does have his moments where he will go feral. For example when you two haven’t seen each other in a while. He’ll be a completely different person, almost animalistic. His kisses will bruise your lips and you’ll have deep purple marks for almost two weeks after and certain holes will be very sore. He will devour you, and you’ll enjoy it just as much.

J = Jack off (self explanatory) He was awkward about it in his younger years, when the urge first came up. Over time he got used to his own body and his own desires. Tamaki usually takes care of himself pretty quickly, it’s not that he’s embarrassed by himself per se, but more so the thought about why he finds himself horny. He likes to do it in the shower, as it gets rid of any mess immediately. His go to fap material is usually you, either in imagined scenarios or he thinks about a time where he came particularly hard. It works like a charm to get him off.

K = Kink ( also self explanatory) Tamaki is more of a softer kink person. These include, but are not limited to:

Light restraining: he likes to hold your hands, but in an actual hand holding way, while he’s thrusting into you. It’s both the thought of control and the intimacy of it that is appealing to him.

Marking: seeing hickeys on your neck, chest and thighs gets him all flustered, but it also reminds him of the feelings and sensations. It makes him feel proud that he was the one to make you feel good. It also has the element of marking his territory, others will know that he’s satisfying you not only emotionally but physically as well.

Tentacles: A little on the nose, and more on the kinkier side, especially for him. He just likes the image of you writhing in pleasure while he covers all the bases.

Praise: on himself as well as on his partner, it’s a sure way of getting him to go faster and encouraging him. Whisper in his ear how good his cock feels inside of you, and watch him stutter in his movements.

Multiple orgasms: It feeds into his pride. He is very insecure and knowing/seeing that he is able to make you cum over and over again just does a lot to him. He doesn’t mind it so much if his happy end has to wait, he’s just very much into seeing you go over the edge again and again. It’s a double win: Tamaki gets to see you in ecstasy and he is the reason for it.

Begging: from his side. It’s not that he needs it, the pleas to cum and to be touched just spill out of his mouth.

L = Location (where are they comfortable with doing it) He prefers it to be at home, the thought of others seeing him or you naked and fucking makes him incredibly uneasy. He’s socially awkward and anxious, so he will never be down for anything public. Semi-public is off the table for actual sex as well, but he may be tempted for some making out and petting, if there’s only a very slim chance of anyone walking in. At your home, however, he is a lot more open. It doesn’t have to be just the bed. The couch is great too, or bending you over the kitchen counter, maybe a nice round of shower sex, Tamaki won’t mind. He’d just like for the aftermath to happen on either the couch or the bed, since he loves to cuddle afterwards.

M = Motivation (what gets them going?) When you two make out and your hands start to caress his chest or his neck, he can feel himself getting hard rather quickly. Seduce him, in the most cliché and romantic way. The knowledge that you want him as much as he wants you is one of his prime motivations. Of course he doesn’t say no to seeing you in some pretty lingerie, or a rather short pair of shorts/a shorter skirt. He will not be able to tear his eyes away from your thighs, and it reminds him of the sessions you’ve had before. Tell him straight up that you want him to fuck you, and he will be as red as a tomato and hard as a rock.

N = No (turn offs or absolutely won’t do) He will absolutely not hurt you or degrade you. Having low self esteem himself, he couldn’t bring himself to be actually mean to you. It just doesn’t sit right with him. If it’s one of your kinks, he will try but the most he can manage without the mood being ruined for him is calling you his little slut and even that took some time getting used to. Same goes for hurting you, he can give you a couple spanks, he’ll leave some hickeys and bite marks but he would not draw blood or hit you until you literally can’t sit. He hates seeing you hurt and imagining him being the one to do it, turns him off very quickly.

O = Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are) It goes with his lack of experience that he will need some coaching the first couple times. However, Tamaki has some innate skills with his mouth and will really quickly find out what gets you going and what is rather meh to you. Tell him, grab his hair and pull or push his head in the right spot, he will map it out in his head and know what to do the following time. Tamaki will be an expert at making you cum within minutes with his tongue in no time. On the other hand, giving him oral is his weakness. He will cum quite fast, especially if he is watching you do it. It’s something about the way your face looks when your mouth is stuffed with his cock that is so incredibly erotic to him. He loves it though, giving and receiving, it’s something he really wants to do basically every time you two have sex. He could, and will, spend an hour or so between your legs if you let him.

P = Pace (how fast are they going and how long do they last?) He’s neither super fast nor super slow, it’s somewhere in the middle. He likes to see his cock sliding in and out of you, so being too fast isn’t ideal but being too slow makes him too needy. He paces himself, so to speak, because he wants you to feel amazing and you feel so good around him, that he also wants the sensation to last. He will speed up though when he gets closer to cumming, he just loses whatever self-control he has and just pounds into you. An exception would be if he hasn’t seen you in a longer while, in that case he will start rather fast and keep that up. He needs to feel you tighten around him, and he just can’t hold back. How long he can last really depends. He has days where he can last about 20 minutes and others where he will thrust into you for a good hour or so, there’s also no real rhyme or reason for it. So every time is a surprise in that department. (More information under S)

Q = Quickie (do they go for the quick fuck or prefer long sessions?) He prefers longer sessions, they feel more intimate to him. He gets to take his time, making out and kissing, almost worshiping your body, before he gets to his main course. It also feels less “stressful” to him, quickies make him feel like he has a certain time limit to both arouse you and make you cum, which in turn can trigger his anxiety about failing “to perform”.

R = Risk (do they like to try new things?) Technically he is down to try most things at least once. It’s a matter of how you bring them up to him. If it’s something that is commonly more vanilla associated you can bring it up while you two make out. For example, asking him to use his tentacles to hold your hands above your head. He will be absolutely flustered, but he’s well acquainted with his quirk and your body, so he knows how hard he can grab your wrists etc. He doesn’t have to worry much, hence it’s easier to try it. Things that are less vanilla should be brought up before any hot and heavy moments. If there is the possibility of doing something wrong and it being an unpleasant situation then, he will need time to mentally prepare. Let’s say you want him to call you some specific names, he will have to practice it in his head for some time before he can stutter it out in a scene. He will still refuse anything that is considered actually harming you, he just cannot.

S = Stamina (how many times can they go and how long is each round?) Due to his hero training, Tamaki has impressive stamina. As mentioned in Pace, if he has a strong day, he will thrust into you for a good hour before cumming. And on days where he cums quicker, he will simply eat you out or use his quirk or a toy on you until either you cum or he is ready to go another round. So each session, let’s call them that, is made up of foreplay, 2 - 3 rounds and then aftercare. An entire session like this can take up to four hours, also depending on how long the foreplay and/or the aftercare are. Sometimes you have to switch over and suck him off because you simply can’t handle his stamina. He gets quite flustered about that.

T = Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers?) Surprisingly, I don’t see him having a big issue with them. It’s a nice way of making you feel good in case he came way before you and he doesn’t have tentacles on hand. He’s really down for a variety too, from dildos and vibrators to buttplugs, if you tell him you enjoy it, he will be down to try it. On himself he is a little more shy, some toys look unpleasant to him and what they’re used for makes it worse. (Not one for sounding for example.) With Tamaki it’s show not tell, he will try a dildo or a vibrator, maybe even a cockring and find he enjoys it more than the description promised. After the initial awkwardness of him being exposed in that way, he will be more open to you using them on him as well. Sometimes even begging you to.

U = Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves?) While he would love to tease you, it’s usually you who teases him. It’s just so easy given how fast he is flustered and how prone he is to beg for you/your touches. He would be laying there, you’re gently stroking over his cock but not stroking it and he feels himself getting more and more needy until he just pleads you. "Please, please touch me more, I need it.” When he is teasing you, it’s more in a way of rubbing his cock against your nice, wet and prepared hole while giving you a slight smile. It feels so good, why shouldn’t the both of you enjoy this too before he slides into you. He doesn’t realize how this is teasing too until you beg him to just finally fuck you.

V = Volume (are they loud and what sounds and do they talk?) Not a talker, but loud. He can’t hold anything back at all. Tamaki will moan and whimper, with every stroke and every thrust he just lets the sounds escape. He tries to call out your name, to praise you, but most of the time it’s incoherent and unintelligible, especially when he is close to cumming. He is quite embarrassed by it, but he can’t help it. You feel too good stretched out on his cock, your cum and his mixing between you guys’ thighs. He sometimes bites his lip, but that only results in his moans becoming whimpers. You will always know how much he enjoys it.

W = Wild Card (random headcanon) He would wear lingerie for you, no matter the kind. If it is something you want to see him in, he will put it on. Tamaki will be embarrased depending on what you put him in, but seeing the arousal flash in your eyes and between your legs, is so worth it. If it’s something you semi-regularly want him to wear, he will even get more bold. Showing off how his dick looks in it, or his ass. It’s a confidence boost that you get flustered for once.

X = X-ray (what’s going on in their pants?) Above average, so around 6 ½ inches (16.5cm). The shaft is about the same shade as his skin, while his tip is in a very pretty pink, almost the same shade as when he blushes.

Y = Yearning (how high or low is their drive?) His drive used to be very low, he’d masturbate about like twice a month. That has changed since knowing you. Going out from himself, Tamaki will get horny for you like twice a week and if you’ve been together longer he will even have the courage to be the one who initiates. If your drive is higher, however, he is not opposed to being seduced, or given very obvious hints, and fucking you more frequently. I don’t see him as a sex everyday type though. I think he’d like a break for a day before getting it on again.

Z = Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quick) Again his hero training has given this man some impressive stamina and while the sessions can last very long, Tamaki rarely falls asleep after. As a hero he can’t go napping every time he beats a bad guy, and the same sort of applies here too. He will hold you though, if you want to sleep and if you do he will busy himself by reading a little or quietly watching something on his phone. If both of you don’t want to sleep after, he will happily talk to you about anything, or make out some more in the post-sex bliss.

[kmhnsecretexchange]

Title: stars shine with us tonight

Author: gh_stie

For: f4irybabyart (Twitter)

Pairings/Characters: Komaeda x Hinata / Class 77-B

Rating/Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Prompt: Mutual pining for years. They start stargazing and Hinata admires Komaeda silently. Komaeda looks over at Hinata, pointing out a specific star, only to find Hinata blatantly staring at him. Hinata gets embarrassed, they realise each others’ feelings, and finally confess.

Author’s Notes: Enjoy! :D (this was hell to format on tumblr i hate copy pasting)

Komaeda Nagito has had a crush on Hinata Hajime for as long as he can remember.

He loves his ahoge, spiky and upright as it is; his bluntness and reliability to be honest due to it; his hair, brown and just reminding him of a defensive hedgehog.. everything!

..and yet the boy doesn’t notice! It’s so frustrating! All his friends classmates agree that his crush is super obvious, yet the one it is for, doesn’t spare a glance! Though, they’ve been also acting strange whenever Komaeda brings his crush up. Wonder what that’s all about.

Sometimes, Komaeda thinks of just confessing. Bluntly, tell him all the pining feelings and how he would love to be Hinata’s boyfriend. But, that's way too intimidating, so he decides never to do that. Ever.

Komaeda hopes that Hinata and him will become a couple one day.

.

Hinata Hajime has had a crush on Komaeda Nagito for as long as he can remember.

Okay, yes, on second thought, maybe having a crush on a confirmed cancer and dementia person is not the greatest thing to be able to say… Nor is a (relatively) hope-obsessed person… Hey!- Komaeda’s luck probably keeps him going so he should be fine! ..For now.

Who doesn’t like Komaeda though? How could someone not? The soft, fluffy white hair and the blinding smile each day; his ’Good morning, Hinata-kun!’ and dogged dismissiveness of problems…

..Gee if only he had the guts to confess.

Does Komaeda even like him back though? There’s no telling.

His ’Komaeda Krush’ group chat insists that his crush is obvious, and that Komaeda is just an oblivious guy. Hinata supposes that it’s a plausible thing to happen, especially with his uh.. depressing backstory to say the least.

Hinata hopes that Komaeda and him become a couple one day.

.

Everyone is so done with Komaeda and Hinata.

Their crushes on each other are so obvious and they’re both so oblivious and it’s so annoying! They often confide in each other in their separate group chat (‘KomaHina are OBLIVIOUS /NEG (/lh)’) and rant about moments that so obviously suggest a crush that either Komaeda or Hinata dismiss easily.

You’d think that it had to end somewhere, right? No! Apparently, this has been happening since they met each other! As children! How much more stupid can these two boys get? It’s difficult for them all not to shout out about the massive crushes the two have. Even if they did, neither would believe them! They could get a lie detector and still not be convinced and say that the lie detector was messed with.

Everyone hopes that the two can stop being so romance-blind and see the crushes they have on each other. Even just slightly for a couple minutes (that’s a lie).

———

Hinata and Komaeda hang out often.

Whether it be studying in the library, eating ice cream together (because a restaurant is too romantic and they're friends), almost anything they can do together they do. They forget time together and lose themselves in the moment, happy to spend it with one another. They forget time and only part when they really have to, though most nights end in sleepovers at whoevers dorm or house is nearest (usually it was Komaeda’s dorm but it wasn’t uncommon for Hinata’s house to be nearest too).

The next morning, they’d stay until they had to leave. Though, that was only for class seats. The two were so used to the other sleeping over so often that their uniforms and pyjamas were both in their closets, ready to change into.

———

Komaeda ran up to Hinata, out of breath.

“Hinata-kun!” he panted, hands on his knees. It wasn’t the worst state Hinata had seen the taller teen in, but it was worrying nonetheless. “Want to- want to hang out later? For our- Ueg- ten year friendship anniversary?”

That was right! That day was the day that the duo first met and became friends. Surprisingly, the spot they met at was near Hope’s Peak, and so they were commonly seen sitting under that tree, chatting away at whatever they pleased. It was comforting to them, knowing that where they met was close to their current place - and wasn't miles away like some other people.

Right: Hinata had to answer now. He couldn’t leave his best friend waiting for an answer and losing hope - not that he would, but he could.

“Ah, oh. Yeah, sure! I’ll hang out with you after school, Komaeda-kun!” grinning, the brown-haired boy replied, before frowning at Komaeda’s frowned face.

The other sighed. “Call me Nagito, Hinata-kun! Or at least drop the honourific. We’ve known each other for ten years!”

Hinata blanked, pulling an unreadable face. “Then you do the same, Komaeda.” He seemed to be testing the name on his tongue. 

“..Oh,” mumbled Komaeda, getting embarrassed by the emphasis of his name being said like that. He looked down, agreeing, “Okay, Hinata.”

Immediately, it drew a reaction as Hinata smiled and laughed, “Yay! Anyways, where are we going for our meet up? Or are you just going to surprise me?”

“Glad you asked, Hinata-ku- Hinata!” Komaeda grinned, however flushed at his mess-up. “It’s going to be a surprise, but I do hope you appreciate worthless-trash-like-me’s effort in trying to find something you like..”

Scowling, Hinata promptly pouted, saying, “Of course I’ll like it, Komaeda! Unless you’re making me do or bringing me to one of my least favourite places. That I will not enjoy. In the slightest.” His eyes narrowed. “N-not to say you will do that, but if it does happen,” he stammered, raising his hands up to in front his head.

They were to hang out later then, it seemed.

.

This time they were hanging out on Komaeda’s dorm balcony, looking out onto the bright moon and shining stars. They had always loved the stars - that was what had brought them together after all. The stars were pretty, and the environment was too.

Perfect for a friendship anniversary.

Although a warm enough autumn night, the two felt a little cold and Hinata slowly moved towards Komaeda, them both still being cross-legged on the (surprisingly) cold ground the platform was made of.

Moments into stargazing, the brunet cautiously turned his head towards Komaeda, admiring the look that the current lighting gave the white-haired teen beside him.

The moonlight against Komaeda’s hair, illuminating the delicate strands and waves of it - which should not technically exist with usual Japanese hair, but then again his spiky hair didn’t either.

As Hinata looked on, he soon relished in the sight of the angelic, but sickly, Komaeda Nagito, noticing all the small details and small cracks in his look. Though beautiful, everything had its flaws, humans included. Yet, those flaws on Komaeda seemed to only power his appearance, not weaken it. He was not perfect, but no one was. Though, Komaeda was one of the closest things to perfection Hinata had ever seen, second to only Nanami, who was definitely slightly closer personality wise.

/

Komaeda was loving the hang-out with Hinata.

Stargazing was one of their favourite things to do together, and the white-haired boy enjoyed Hinata’s small ramblings on the stars and constellations, Komaeda sometimes sharing his own stories on them too. It was one of the things that always happened when stargazing.

So, he was also bound to notice how Hinata had not done any of that during this hang-out. Maybe because it was special; an anniversary? But, he always acted the same when they went stargazing for their seventh anniversary, so why was it different now?

“Hinata! Look at that star, though!” the albino pointed at, deciding he would talk about stars instead, if the other didn’t want to. Still, however, there was no response.

Confused, Komaeda turned his head in Hinata’s direction, only to see that Hinata was staring at him. Wide-eyed, both flinched for similar, but opposite, reasons: Hinata because he was caught staring by - and at - his crush, no less, and Komaeda because he caught his crush staring at him. The two were silent for a moment before Hinata spoke up.

“Ah- Uh.. S-sorry for staring at you, Ko-Komaeda,” Hinata side-eyed the very interesting wall next to them, as his hand was resting at his neck. He seemed apologetic, but for what was the current question in Komaeda’s mind. He didn't mind Hinata staring..

“Ah- no it’s alright Hinata-kun! I didn’t mi- I mean.. Uh..” Komaeda froze as he almost mentioned him not minding being stared at.

“Sorry,” Hinata apologised, “I’ve made this really awkward, haven’t I?”

“Ah no! It’s fine Hinata.”

/

Should Hinata say it now?

He made the space very awkward now, but asking could ruin it even further! Ah well; if he was going to wing the situation, he would wing it again.

“Ah uhm..” Hinata hesitated, now regretting his impulses. “Komaeda.. I uh..” Looking down, the brunet closed his eyes. He was so going to regret this. “I like you, Komaeda!” he exclaimed,eyes tightly shut while waiting for a reaction. Hinata could guess it already; he would get rejected and asked to never be seen again and- What did Komaeda just say?

/

“I like you, Komaeda!”

This was not the evening Komaeda was expecting. Taking a deep breath, he was preparing to take his chance before it was too late. Who knew if his luck or Hinata would do this again. He had to act fast before the opportunity flew by him.

“I- I like you too, Hinata. I would love to be your boyfriend,” the albino stuttered out, blushing.

It seemed like it took the brunet a few seconds to process the response, since he had not responded too soon. Though, when he did, his head snapped up - making a loud crack noise which, quite frankly, hurt his neck - to meet eye-to-eye. The expression that was on the older teen’s face could be best described as gobsmacked, but even that was not a quite accurate explanation.

“Y-you like me b-back?” mumbled Hinata, eyes narrowing slightly.

Pouting, Komaeda frowned, “Of course I do! Who wouldn’t like Hinata-kun- Hinata?” He was definitely going to rant about how every part of the older was beautiful and hope-filling but before he could, he was stopped.

“Ah- I.. I see,” the unknown ultimate nodded, expression becoming serious as he thought.

Silence passed among the two, but it was not awkward. It was calming, and Komaeda admired Hinata’s intense thinking as the brunet thought his words over.

“Komaeda,” Hinata’s head shot up, directly meeting the other’s eyes. “Would..” his eyes promptly averted, looking to his right as his blush darkened. “Would.. would you like to become my boyfriend?” Immediately, Hinata cringed, opting to turn his head to the side, gazing back towards the stars and the waning moon.

Processing the information, Komaeda gaped, blinking slowly. Hinata wanting to date Komaeda? Of all people? It made no sense to Komaeda, but Hinata’s feelings were mutual, so it would not hurt to.. say yes? Admit his feelings out loud to his crush? It was scary, but he had reassurance that Hinata liked him back, unlike Hinata himself, who was patiently waiting for an answer.

He took a deep breath, closing his eyes.

“I love you too, Hinata. I would love to be your boyfriend.”

/

“I love you too, Hinata, I would love to be your boyfriend.”

At first. Hinata could not believe what he heard. Turning to look at Komaeda, eyes wide, he saw passion, telling him that his crush’s words were genuine; that they were reciprocated.

“Wh.. what?” the older teen stuttered out, needing the information to be said again - to reassure him.

Komaeda scoffed, blushing and looking down, confidence decreasing by the second. “I- I like you Hinata. I like you too.”

Actually, the brunet was not, in any way, expecting his feelings to be mutual with Komaeda’s. It was an unknown concept.

“Wait I was genuinely not expecting that let me process this-” and laughter fell upon the two. It was not awkward, but comforting, the laughter of two best friends after a small moment.

Soon, the laughter dispelled. Hinata then inhaled and exhaled, closed his eyes, looked up, and opened his eyes.

“Are we official then?”

Komaeda smiled softly, “Of course we are, Hajime.”

The older grinned back.

“Well, reintroductions! Hello Nagito, my sweet honey pie sugar baby sweetheart-”

“Did you just call me your sugar baby?”

“Well, not exactly but aha…”

And another bout of laughter fell, the newly-deemed boyfriend only stopping for a kiss.

[fictionalreads]

Love Is Blind Season 4 Episode 1

Women

No one seems immediately bitchy which good for them I guess but bad for me cause I watch for the messy tea. (Also, I say this cause in previous seasons some girls you could just tell 👀 *coughJessicacough*)

I take it back. Micah seems like a bitchy bully.

Guys

No one comes off as an ass immediately so guess we’ll have to see (I say this cause in previous seasons some guys I spotted as an asshole immediately)

I take it back. Leopard print guy seems douchey.

Billy (leopard print guy) seemed drunk in that clip.

Chelsea and Kwame

Have we seen an interracial couple since the OGs Lauren and Cameron?

Will she let him finish his thought before saying good? Don’t rush the man.

LMAO She said he spoke to her soul, mind and vagina.

He keeps laughing but she seems serious.

Micah and Kwame

Oh damn Kwame switched sides quick.

Micah you gotta choose!!!!

I haven’t seen enough of Micah and Paul to say who I think would be the better pick.

Micah. You’re also dating Kwame. You can’t get mad about Paul dating Amber.

At least he’s being honest with you Micah.

I like Kwame. Choose Chelsea, Micah seems wishy washy.

DID HE JUST CHOOSE MICAH?!

Woooow Micah way to say contradicting things. You say one thing to Kwame and another to Paul.

Damn Micah way to pressure the man, you seem controlling. I’m not here for it. Plus you need to talk to Kwame.

Paul and Amber

He comes off a bit awkward but I feel like you get to know him and he’s a cool person.

Damn Amber’s been married twice?

Y’all need to know a lot.

He’s not paying her any attention. Then again she’s not paying him any attention.

Damn Irina get over the fucking flowers

Brett and Tiffany

GIRL YES BEING MARRIED SHOULD NOT BE THE GOAL!! Finding your partner should take precedent over just getting married.

It would have been hilarious if they were wearing completely different colors. Cause the emerald green took me out. I don’t see any green.

They really just gonna ignore the food?

Damn. Sad mood.

Prediction: they’ll get engaged first.

What just happened? Is she there? Oh fuck she fell asleep and he probably thinks she walked out on him.

No don’t be done! She just couldn’t stay awake.

Zack and Irina

Honestly I can get behind Zack joking that he’s a stripper, it lets him know who A: can see past the bullshit and B: who looks down on making a living the best way you can. Considering his mom was a stripper, I feel like knowing peoples attitudes towards things like sec work would be important to him.

Nah. As much as I’d like to say otherwise, money does matter. At least just a little. It’s not the end all be all, but not having money is hard and people fight over that shit.

Bliss and Zack

Bliss seems adorable.

They’re (almost) crying together. Y’all ain’t slick, trying to recreate a Lauren and Cameron moment.

Miscellaneous

ITS BACK GUYS Back on our bullshit

The gold cups are back

Bruh the set is so cheap and plain looking compared to LIB Brazil and LIB Japan

I feel like there should be a love is blind for people who don’t want to be on tv. Like they just want to meet someone and there’s no pressure to get married at the end. Just get to know each other in pods for a few weeks before meeting face to face. I know this sounds like regular dating but in my head it’s not.

Why do they keep talking about people they’re dating, like y’all know other people are also dating them.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

DHDGSJSJS touching grass for an embarrassingly long time SORRY I fear this is not quite the end of the grass touching….it should be soon though within the next week or so then I can go back to being chronically online ugh

PLEASE get rid of that /j im /srs episode Karasu PLEASEEE I lowk wanna see more of him in action at Bambi Osaka omg I remember when people were still theorizing Kira comeback lowk kinda fun reading all of their “analysis” but fr like npcs are needed…no npc shaming here their unimportance is important LMAO

LMFAO WAIT SENDOU FITS SO WELL peaked boyfailure energy i lowk forgot about him oops

LMAOOO dw 2k event will be nagipalooza trust…also OOPS thought i read the otoya one was a req somewhere my b but either way wait speaking of how’s that going? The otoya inspo before Karasu inspo is really funny though LOL

I HAD A FEELING I was trying to pinpoint who the dead boy was and figured Niko was the only reasonable option even if it wasn’t exactly him LMAOO

RIN ISEKAID BY A SHOT FROM SHIDOU TO THE HEAD LMFDOAOAOAOAAO im crying that would be a really funny crack fic

YESS THATS THE AUDIO LMAOOO omg you get me!!! But LOLL imagine Niko taking notes on who has the most vibrant hair like “yup ok they’re a main character I’m not gonna play against them they’ve got plot armor” and fr the otoya chive strip overpowers the 80% white on his head would not categorize him as white haired LMAO

LMFAOOO the stop fighting tiktok has me laughing but also omg eightbit did that scene kinda dirty omg

AUAHAHA I SAW THE ISAGI DRESSED UP AS KAISER ONE it’s actually hilarious the posing sent me

Oh wait that Aiku edit kinda….ok if he fr just cleaned up that stubble I would’ve been an Aiku fan a long time ago I just cannot get over the stubble…..this edit fr being aikus wingman though….we’re still in the homeboy zone that stubble lowk is a dealbreaker rn I won’t allow it….

OSISUHDIS KARASUUUUUU bro his voice…HIS VOICE >>>>>> Karasu my number one eightbit please continue to feed us

CRYING THATS SO LORENZO CODED he would def do that in oaeu and even in canon LMAOOO

I refreshed the page so I could send in this ask and got jumpscared by that….that….emoji….????? You used in your latest reply I’m gone

- Karasu anon

ALDHSHAHSJ IT’S OKAYYY it’s midterms week for me this week to be honest so i’ll probably be somewhat mia as well 😭 we are in this together but trust we will both be back and better than ever soon enough!!

PLSSS okay because i would eat up seeing him in bambi osaka ngl ughhhh i love him so much he’s literally my man LMAOAO anyways yeah i’ve seen the kira comeback theories circulating idk i think at this point it’s not going to happen but some of them were cool!! agreed though sometimes npcs can just stay npcs it’s okay 😭 focus the backstory and development on characters that are actually important HAHAHA

no because i ALWAYS forget about sendou except for his few mentions in the oaeu but he lowkey fits the vibes insanely well especially given his egoist bible info like he’s just silly 😭 you’ll never catch me caring abt him but sometimes when you need a character you need a character yk

AHDHSHSH 2K WE CAN ONLY HOPE my next event will probably be 1.5k i think…ik people do 1.2k a lot but i’m already kinda close to that and i’ve posted ONE 1k event req so uhhh yeah i’ll wait until 1.5k i think every 500 followers is a good rhythm and gives me some downtime too because i have so many fics i need to work on for myself too 😫

ngl i’ve been very scattered in my writing attempts UGH haven’t felt truly inspired by anything in a bit…wrote a couple sentences for pursuit and then closed the doc…wrote a page or two for a 1k event req and then closed the doc…wrote a bit for nagi’s oaeu and then closed the doc…fixed a typo in the in-progress-since-june chapter of PEREGRINE 😭 and then closed the doc…so the going has been rough 😓 i was briefly inspired for the oaeu and aiku did come and speak through me for a bit which was nice (can always rely on him for that) but then i was just not feeling it 😔 i didn’t end up starting the otoya one shot but lowkey maybe i should just try working on that and seeing if i get anywhere 😰 worst comes to worst i’ll rewatch violet evergarden or smth and be inspired to write the most soul crushing one shot for someone or another

NIKO IS ALWAYS CATCHING STRAYS LDFJJSNDS bro cannot catch a break reader’s uncle was fr in his isagi era or smth…anyways yeah it was him!! i love throwing in sly little #hehe references every now and again

OKAY BECAUSE LOWKEY THE VISION HAS ME CACKLING imagine it has one of those cheesy ass titles like “My Rival Hit Me in the Head With a Soccer Ball and Now I Have to Save the Cold Unifier of Japan!” or smth like that LMAOAOAO hold on who are we picking though…stan rin in yukimiya’s body or ninja otoya (i’d include gardener karasu but that’s not a fair option because we all know who we’d pick if he was a choice)

WAIT SPEAKING OF GREEN the blue lock additional times have made me realize otoya’s eyebrows are also green??? so he’s canonically green haired TO ME like the white isn’t even there fr…LMAOAAO niko predicts chigiri’s awakening before it even happens because no “background character” would ever have hair that bright 😭

PLSSS lowkey 8bit did not come through for us icl 😔 at least they made karasu and OTOYA ESPECIALLY really fine…next ep is looking like there will be some nagi and yuki action i’m hoping that means we get better animation since 8bit is just like me and loves nagi KDHDJSSJ

NO BECAUSE THAT EDIT IS FR WINGMANNING THE WINGMAN idk what it is but it’s fr making me go hmm….agreed the stubble just isn’t it i can’t get over it!! it’s like how kaiser looks 10x better with his shaggy gold emo hair than with whatever tf he has going on like come onnnn you have potential but i just can’t fully see the vision yet 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

KARASU’S VOICE IS SOOOOO NAHDJSDBHDDHSJDJHDSBS anyways i’ve been getting SOO many edits of him and otoya lately it’s amazing my fyp is literally flooded and yk i save EVERY ONE 😭 they’re lowkey popular now they kinda missing the times when they were #secret and it was only elite people who liked them 😔 JKJKJK ofc i’m glad we’re getting more content now TRUST but like…i better not see y’all mischaracterizing my boys…😒😒😒 those are MY emotional support idiot lovesick losers DON’T MAKE THEM PLAYBOYS PLEASEEEEEE I KNOW OTOYA’S A DUMBASS FLIRT BUT HE’S SECRETLY A RIZZLESS LOSER PLSPLSPLS

HELP i love throwing in random reaction images every now and again…wdym you didn’t like it…😕😕😕 (<- joking)

[alyjojo]

Love Reading 🎎 - February 2023 - Leo

Singles:

Overall energy: The Devil

How you will meet: 7 Wands

How they will treat you: 7 Swords

Long-term Potential: The Lovers

You are O B S E S S E D with this person, that’s what The Devil is. 777 & 888 Angel numbers could resonate for you in this situation. This one is not a karmic, not a soulmate, you’re not missing out. But may think you are. You’ve plotted getting their attention for some time, probably watched from the sidelines and waited for your opportunity. The reality isn’t as good as the dream or whatever you thought, and I don’t even think they’re even going to give you a chance. You wait for some sort of gesture or message that could indicate they like you, you’re defensive that it never comes and they just move on to other things. How they treat you is avoiding you, and avoiding anything emotional, not saying a word. They don’t reciprocate your feelings or obsessions, 2 Cups rev is disconnection, they just don’t feel it, even if they’re aware of your feelings. But they don’t want to be mean either, or hurt you most likely. Long term, this person is going to get with someone else, which is going to stress you out and leave you feeling disappointed, probably due to some romantic action they take with another person. Too different comes up on your side, and that’s probably from Spirit, they know more than we do. Whatever is for you is 100% for YOU, and you won’t have to guess or pine for it, you’ll feel relaxed and authentically loved, you deserve that 🙏

Messages -

Their side:

- Spiritually Dead Inside ☠️

- Questionable past/morals

Your side:

- Quietly Observing

- Too Different

Signs you may be dealing with:

Gemini & Pisces

Couples:

Overall energy: 4 Pentacles

Current: Death

Challenge: 5 Pentacles

Potential: 7 Swords

You two are going through a separation of some kind, but you’re still holding on to this person in the hopes you can reconcile. At the current time, it’s over between you, there is a lot of hurt you’re both feeling, and you’re either talking about reconnecting together or just you are. They seem like the ones pulling away. The challenge is feeling heartbreak, they’ve abandoned you and left you in this lonely feeling of longing. Possibly debt too. You’re hoping for a reconciliation, and healing, but you were also depending on them for some kind of financial help. Could be regarding a specific thing or something that was planned, like they’re gong to pay the electric this month, and they bail and don’t. They’ve left you in a bind.

Potential is…you avoiding happiness, and any love celebrations or holidays (sorry Leo 😣 the posting day wasn’t intentional). You’re really replaying your upsets and fears like a broken record in your head. Sounds like heartbreak to me 🙏 I don’t get a long term outcome, but for this month it looks like you’re on your own. Their messages show they will surprise you, I just don’t know if that’s good or bad. You have old time romance…which is what you deserve and should expect, if that’s what you value. Sending you virtual hugs & all the 11:11’s 🤗

Messages -

Their side:

- I can’t stay.

- I will surprise you 😯

Your side:

- $$$

- Old Time Romance

Oracles -

Their side: Life is never boring; it is a gift that contains many treasures.

Your side: Be proud that you were brave enough to come to this challenging place we call Earth to learn.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Scorpio, Gemini & Aquarius