#really rubs salt on the wound

[sleepyteamage]

My absolute favorite bit of the useless double checkmarks here: there's a very good chance muskyboi see's it and is probably foaming at the mouth how a website with wayyyyy less money than him have convinced their users it's based solely on the fact it is funny and dumb.

[nyaagolor]

I like to think that despite canon's ambiguity on the subject that Phoenix became good friends with Iris after BttT and she sends him handmade scarves and gloves and stuff in the winter. One day Phoenix goes to visit Kristoph in prison while wearing one of those scarves and is like ":( Kris.... we were toxic with benefits for 7 years and you never made me anything. You're in prison this long and you didn't bother learning some arts and crafts??? Cmon you never even knitted me a scarf" and Kristoph makes some snide remark about it but then a few months later Phoenix gets an unlabeled box on the porch of WAA that has this really shittily made scarf in it and Phoenix refuses to let anyone touch it bc he is convinced it's poisoned somehow. And he's right.

[lanadelreis]

LISA FRANKENSTEIN NATION I WAS LISTENING TO THE BOOK OF MORMON SOUNDTRACK AND I HAD AN AWFUL REALIZATION.

JOSEPH SMITH “FOUND” THOSE TABLETS IN UNDER THAT TREE IN 1823 AND WASNT MADE AN OFFICIAL RELIGION UNTIL 1830.

THE CREATURE DIED AS A YOUNG ADULT IN 1837

THIS MF IS OLDER THAN THE WHOLE ASS RELIGION OF MORMONISM

THESE MFS WERE ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME

NOT ONLY THAT JOSEPH SMITH LIVED A LONGER FUCKING LIFE HIM

god was absolutely not on my man’s side while he was alive like wow idk what’s worse: having your death be spent in a hell of semi-consciousness for 150 something years or having some random probably schizophrenic dude be more well remembered than you 😭

[shhhsoftnwet]

“If Han Dongsoo had looked up from his bowl of soup, he would have seen how the light in Doyoung’s eyes shattered. How the seething fury on his face quickly warped into disappointment. Seo Doyoung killed those feelings, before it can take root deep into his heart and consume him whole.”

[ladyofthenoodle]

now on to the thing i didn’t like in derision: socqueline. to me, that was the part that felt most like a retcon, because marinette’s reaction to alya in origins makes less sense if socqueline defended her before. why is she so amazed that alya can stand up to chloe? why would she give the ladybug earrings to alya, a girl she just met, and not to the girl who was her personal hero the year before? the girl who inspired the ladybug pigtails?

[dangoarts]

unfortunately for everyone especially myself i am still thinking about minecraft story mode

[balis77]

After the Duel

Miorine: “...”

Guel: “...” 

Miorine: *Trying to distract herself* “..So uh, where were you for the last few months?”

Guel: “Oh yeah my father uh, was going to withdraw me, so I ended up running away and after a while got a job for this shipping company-”

Miorine: “You did what?”

Guel: “I ran away and joined a shipping company, so for a while I-”

Miorine: “I spent a whole year making escape attempts from this school. How the FUCK did do it on your first try?!?”

Guel: “I mean I just kinda adjusted my old hairstyle a bit, gave them a fake name, tried not to stand out. You... you didn’t try anything like that?”

Miorine: *Burying her face in her hand* “If this wasn’t already the worst day of my fucking life...”

[im-still-watching-anime]

playing aa trilogy: look how creepy and unsettling von karma is for taking in edgeworth, he was making nefarious plans from the start

playing aa investigations: he did it because he certainly wasn’t interested in parenting and knew franziska would need a babysitter

[awkward-but-nice]

tbh, the lack of satine mention would've pissed me off less if bo hadn't mentioned their father twice

[shortbreadly]

which is your favourite saw film ? (mine is iii)

i’m taking that as an opportunity to rank them and go into detail

saw 2004 obviously. only film with adam (conscious adam anyway) only film with a decent amount of lawrence screen time since he’s in 3D for like five minutes. it’s the first one i ever watched obviously, and also i beat my friend playing snooker while we were watching it so good times

saw vi. INSANELY close with my third ranking but this gets the edge because it not only has a good trap plot but we also see hoffman get his face ripped open. and of course the ‘right now you’re feeling helpless' scene which is just amazing

saw v, like i said very close to saw vi. it’s got hoffman and strahm, like what else am i going to want from a saw film. also the glass coffin and the water cube are two of my favourite traps ever

then saw iii. amanda makes me so sad man and that film has made me cry (so have the majority of them for some reason). VERY good traps (the angel trap will always be a favourite of mine), and plus it's the only film with lynn

saw X, very good film. i loved the john and amanda bits and the idea of everyone just abandoning hoffman while the go to mexico is very amusing to me, i just wasn't that into the trap victims

saw ii. i know it sounds low on the list but honestly i love all of these films almost equally so that doesn't mean much. that being said, as much as i hate eric matthews as a person he was a fucking great character in the film and daniel as well was great (it's a crime i've never drawn him). also the plot twist at then end is brilliant, like i remember sitting with my mouth wide open when i first watched it

saw iv. first major roles for hoffman, strahm and perez so of course i love it for that reason. it's just that to this day i still find it confusing to follow, other than that it's great

saw 3D. yes i know it's not great and i hate bobby dagen with a burning passion, but credit where credit is due i did love lawrence's appearance and twist as well as hoffman acting like a rabid animal. the ending is very bittersweet for me and i choose to believe he lived somehow

i haven't watched spiral because i can't get hold of it, however i still believe it would probably be above the next one

i fucking hate jigsaw. i hate logan, i hate that none of the original characters bar john were in it (because if john was realistically at least amanda could've been), and also it makes no fucking sense. also why doesn't the cop guy have a skull when the lasers cut him open???

[chisungie]

... Another dance? 🥹

[two-hands-toward-the-sun]

i sealed atlantis and defeated the cult both in the same day. suffice to say, i am extremely unwell

[trinrose3]

b day tomorrow

[mayfriend]

what if YOU wanted to go to your bedroom and rot but The Creature said NO

[fletchfeathers]

just had tumblr blaze try to recommend me a harry potter fanfic blog barf

[leomssis]

i try to avoid talking about my own personal feelings on barcelona as a club because i do hold the club very close to my heart for a lot of different reasons that doesn’t include the awful politics at play there, but it does amuse me that people are shocked that laporta is lying about the club’s financial situation and forcing players out because of it