#real sickening guys

[geniousbh]

enzo puto canalha vogrincic

[khattikeri]

nie huaisang may say "i don't know" all the time but the person who Really doesn't know or even want to know is lan xichen. thanks for coming to my tedtalk

[bugprinz]

talk about a close one huh

[sieglinde-freud]

idk how in 2024 ppl still playing vanilla awakening like i gotta make these bitches gay. im pairing the second gen girlies and by god. none of them should be paired with a man. these ladies are GAY and good for them. not my fault intsys couldnt see that in 2012 but i can now and i WILL do them justice

[zer0point5ive]

lawrence gordon snapping on his surgical gloves in preparation for some jigsaw assigned medical malpractice:

his cell going off every two seconds:

wuz gr8 2 C U 2day R U @ mine 4 dinr 2nite?? ;-)

P.S. manda says hi. LOL

P.P.S. mandz here. adam sayz he <3’s ur titz & tht U R sooo prtty (his wrds) he wnt shut UP. gnna B sick !! he sayz he luvs U aswell (gross LOL) XD

P.P.P.S. ignore tht OMG. pizza l8r??

P.P.P.P.S. … <3 U :P

lawrence:

the poor bastard on his operating table: man just reply already jesus christ

[marsbotz]

this was my realest post ever but i regret posting it every single day bc it got like 1k notes (big for ninjago textposts.) and never seems to die

[greensaplinggrace]

I saw someone said that the darkling is the andrew tate of grishaverse

lmfaoooo are we in false equivalence land right now? I love this place! did you know that somebody tried and failed to posit that the “how easy it is to invent a humanity […]” quote is similar to the methods by which fans analyze his character? and how they call him the kylo ren of the grishaverse? I even saw someone offensively call him a nazi! it's literally like crack to me. I hardly need hard evidence that these people don't know what they're talking about when they spew stuff like that completely unironically.

I love reading anti posts because it helps me formulate my own opinions better, but what's the point of reading something that doesn't even have a basic grasp of the material - if they even read it at all (which it's doubtful that they did)? nothing turns me away from an analysis faster than weird false equivalences, any and all logical fallacies, and people who say he wanted genocide or that he was a rapist or some other bizarre shit lmfao. like your meta/analysis is good right up until you reveal how little you actually know about the world or the books you're reading.

[dragonomatopoeia]

real evaludaters remember Air Gives a Very Abbreviated Summary of Hermes Trismegistus and Alchemy In The Middle of Complaining About The Dating Sim Route Where You Kiss an Immortal Assassin Who Works For Literal Biblical Eve of Old Testament Fame

that being said i know way more about esoterica now so i'm. embarrassed. madelyn please let me redo my lecture on alchemy in the middle of our dating sim podcast i have better notes on obscure 18th-19th century wizard clubs now

[millenianthemums]

i’m just go ahead and say that if you do watch Final Prayer, be warned that if that one scene in Nope with all the people inside of the thing was tough for you to watch, the ending of Final Prayer is worse.

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

me with dusksmote etl/wtsau series

[sallytwo]

*still thinking about it* the worst part isn’t that the situation in first duty is ambiguously bad it’s that it’s specially terrible for wesley. the kid who idealized picard his entire life and said that everything he’s done was to make him proud but never got that reciprocated. who after years being the odd one out on the enterprise because of his age finally had friends. and a place where he really belonged. and then having to choose between the group that was supposed to stick together through it all who were all extremly loyal to each other and picard. it never was about upholding lofty starfleet ideals “you should always tell the truth” it was just about wesleys unyielding loyalty to picard. even though he never got anything back it’s sickening!!! it never mattered whether or not it was right to tell the truth because wesley was always going to turn on his friends for picard. it didn’t even matter in the end because this fully ruins wesleys relationship with him and with nova squad and he ends up leaving starfleet entirely 2 years later. it was all pointless. having to live knowing he’s complicit in his friend’s death when he grew up hating picard for being complicit in his fathers death even though they were friends. nick locarno who’s said to be like the squads surrogate father being the most responsible in joshs death and wesley having to live through that all again. and through all of this he lost his friend. the trial didn’t matter telling the truth didn’t really matter because at the end of the day josh would still be dead. after wesley has grown up seeing so many people close to him die and always living through these terrible traumatic life-or-death scenarios. like i cant even imagine the survivors guilt. they were supposed to stick by each other through anything but nick is expelled josh ends up dead sito ends up dead wesley just disappears the whole thing is just a tragedy. there was no way out man.

[oreganocactus]

OPM isn't Murata's only seemingly vaguely BL-inspired work - If you like detective games with a strong cast and intriguing connections between the cast, have you considered checking out the 2021 game "Buddy Mission Bond," produced by Koei Techmo/Ruby Party and published on the Nintendo Switch?

The storyline follows 4 "main characters" who each have their connections to an ongoing conspiracy, wherein a mysterious mark appears on the necks of those who seemingly go insane out of nowhere. These characters (Luke Williams, Aaron, Mokuma Endou, and Chesley Nichols) are all unique in their designs and personalities and have really interesting backstories that tie together super well.

One of the strongest points of the game is also its narrative regarding mixed racial identity - Much of the game's plot revolves around an island wherein a "traditional" culture is at odds with the more modernized tourism industry of the island, and one of the characters (Sui Accardo) grapples with what it means to be mixed and how her identity as a mixed-race person connects her to her family. The careful handling of her racial identity is a level of attention that I don't normally see from games which feature (implied) a mixed White-Asian person, as many games tend to just make them Japanese in all but appearance and brush over the difficulty that mixed people can feel with a few offhand comments.

Anyways, back to the BL. You can see Murata's influence (lmfao) in BMB artworks as well, which I would tout as another super strong point of the game. There is a frankly astounding amount of original artwork for this game, illustrated by Murata, and you can see how his influences (cited above) have left their impact on how he draws the characters.

Please check this game out!!!! It's currently only available in Chinese, Japanese, and Korean, but if you speak one of those languages - IT'S VERY WORTH PLAYING!!!!!

I was today years old when I found out Yusuke Murata uses BL as a reference to draw male characters in One Punch Man

Now everything makes sense

[maraczeks]

bcs s6 thread pt 5

[rqnarok]

summary: dark!old man!logan would do anything for the sake of you going back into his arms. 

cws/tags: smut, mdni! old man!logan. obsessive behavior. fem!reader. logan calls himself ‘old man’. pet names. unspecified age gap. unstable power dynamic. crying. soft dom!logan. sub!reader. not proofread. 

You’re not sure if you can even call him your ‘ex.’ 

The both of you never had the ‘talk’, and never did have any middle ground stating what kind of relationship this is. 

Logan’s way older than you - way more mature - “Need t’be fucked by a real man, ‘s that it, baby?” way more experienced. 

No matter how heated the night before, Logan still turns everything cold with his aloofness - and you - you never feel brave enough to speak up against it. 

With a heavy heart and numerous self-loathing sessions, you concluded that it was time to let him go - convincing yourself you deserve someone more. Someone you’d be comfortable with to ask for something more. 

And you did, well, that’s what you tell yourself as you busied yourself with everything else. Withdrawing from him little by little, texting him things such as  ‘Can’t meet you today, sorry’ or ‘Something else came up..’ to avoid ending up on his sheets.

Logan’s not stupid. He may be old, a fucking hundred years old something but he’s not dumb. He knows what you’re doing. 

Reading the texts you sent him, he’d grumble curse words under his breaths before tugging off his glasses in a harsh movement. 

He just didn’t think you’d last so long dodging him. Logan expected you to give up on the first day of the second week—he was wrong because it’s been a month, damnit.

Sometime during the unlabeled relationship that went on for almost a year already, you put Logan’s number on the list as your ‘alternative’ contact, making people ring his number when yours is not answering.

And Logan always answers your phone calls. He’d justify himself that it’s merely a habit that he’s still trying to break, but truthfully it’s to make sure you’re hanging out with the ‘right people.’ 

Logan fucking hates it when he’s hearing a guy’s voice on the other line—toughens himself to respond, lowering his voice and curting his answers. He’ll let them know you’re busy. 

In the second month, you run back into Logan in desperation. 

Your eyes are all puffy from crying because your last date was such a prick! He called you nasty-horrible-sickening names before erasing your number off his phone for no reason. 

Logan opens his arms to welcome your hiccuping figure standing before him. Shushing you down and rubbing circles on your back - telling you to tell him who hurted you. 

This dependency you hold on him makes his cock twitch. That he’s right: you still seek him out no matter how long it takes. 

You don’t even notice how bad it gets—that’s the best thing. You never learn, huh?

That’s alright - because he’ll try for real this time. Groans out praises after praises to you, “What’s that, baby? Y’feel good?” Logan jeers overhead, holding himself over you with his hand gripping onto the headboard, “Too good?” He chuckles as his other hand thumbs on your puffy button.

His rough fingers pad up your clit, sending electricity throughout your body. Making you writhe underneath him and Logan scolds you in the softest way he can, “Stay still f’me, will ya?” 

You can’t answer. You can’t even speak outside of high-pitched whines, a mess of your own saliva drips until it reaches your chin. Your whole body is finally sticky after it’s been cold for weeks. His fat cock driving onto his home over and over, better than anything you’ve ever felt before.

“Yeah, y’just need your old man, hm? No one else can t‘care of this pussy like I do, sweetheart.”

He maliciously slows down his movement to watch his length entering your wet folds, humming at the vulgar squelching sound, “Come take a look a’her, baby. She’s squeezing me in - misses me so much.” 

The sight of him is trouble, messy greying hair and beard; chest full of scars. Everything you should’ve stayed away from.

”Yeayeahyea- Missed you so m-much. Ah-” 

But you cannot think when he’s holding you like this - when he angles himself so his tip is continuously hitting against that spongy spot inside you that makes your body weak. 

A string of ah ah ahs are leaving your mouth as he growls next to your face. “‘M cumming —”

His head falls back as he feels how your dripping pussy milks him dry, instantly following after as he buries himself deeper to make sure none of his cum drips out, “F-fuck. Good fuckin’ girl.” 

When he’s finished, Logan falls atop you in tiredness before rolling himself slightly to the side so he doesn’t suffocate you with his weight. Pampering your tear-flushed cheeks with slow kisses - the feel of his beard burning onto your skin like a streak of fire.

“C’meback, sweet girl.” He whispers in a quiet voice, hoping you’d give in completely. 

And you do - you always do.

Moments later, he’d have you resting on his chest, fingers combing through your hair to calm you down from the noises inside your head.

You don’t have to know that he was the one who drove your date away. 

It’s a mistake that the boy called Logan’s number because he was so impatient to hear back from you. A goddamn mistake. 

Because of that, Logan became aware of his existence and tracks him down. Threatens the other guy to stay the fuck away from you. 

Poor guy almost pissed his pants in fright. Running away scared shitless after Logan let go of his collar. 

Logan doesn’t know when exactly he turned into this wild animal. A sick old fuck who’d do anything to keep you in his embrace. 

Why does it matter? Everything is in its right place now. He’ll make sure you’d never have to know about the things he’d do for you.

[hecksupremechips]

You people are so easy lol

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

[rapplesart]

Random fic idea

Tim drake but instead of loosing his spleen he lost part of his leg.

Tim thought it was obvious he was missing his right leg from the knee down. It was a whole leg that was missing after all. Sure he was wearing a prosthetic made by Ra's' best people.

One he painfully earned after that crazy fucker made him fight a bunch of his assassins one legged in order to "proof himself as the true heir of the bat he saw in him" or something. So sure, the leg might be more advanced than most, and it imitated natural steps a lot easier and even made it possible to easily run without switching to a different leg. Truly it was a perfect leg be vigilante with. But he never even bothered to give it human like appearances.

But apparently the Fam didn't notice. When he returned with Bruce everyone was too reliefed to give Tim a closer look and it just never came up afterwards.

Tim thought they just didn't want to ask about it in a weird attempt of being polite or even caring. Bruce surely did enough research on how it happened on his own. The man spend the whole travel back to Gotham with Tim after all. Tim truly believed the world's greatest detective would have noticed his missing leg.

Except he didn't. Not if he interpreted the way they looked so incredibly disturbed by is nonchalant way of handlinh the boiling hot chemicals that landed on his metal leg. He just brushed it off, the battle continued and since nothing seemed to be injured no one pressed him when he said "Must've missed me after all"

Now, how do you deal with a family that didn't notice you're missing a leg? That's right you fuck with them.

First thing he did was buy himself a few more realistic looking prosthetic leg. It had to be custom made to fit his stump so it took a whole but it was a worthwhile investment.

The first one was Jason. Call it a twisted revenge for trying to kill him but Tim just really wanted him to be messed with the most. So one day when he knew it was only Jason and him on patrol he strategically set himself down to fall. Crunching some spaghettis to ass in a sickening way only to stand up and walk away as if nothing ever happened.... With his foot toned the wrong way around. Insisting on nothing being wrong and Jason being delusional whenever the older boy tried to get him to get medical treatment. He switched it up the whole evening, whenever he was out of sight he turned the fool right and wrong. Driving the guy insane.

Jason did not sleep well that night. He was also top weirded out and unsure if what he saw was real to talk about it with anyone else.

Then, he challenged dick to a flexibility contest seeing how far they han bend their knees and feet. Even Mr bones are a social construct gymnast Richard Grayson looked horrified as Tim stood there, food bend almost in half, knee twisted to the impossible and what looked lihe a bend in the middle of his leg. Dick claimed cheating except the thing that greeted him when he demanded Tim to puch up his pant leg to expose his trick was a normal looking leg. The first Robin did lots of stretches in the following weeks. His pride was hurt after all.

Finding a way to mess with Damian was a bit more difficult. The brat still made a bunch of harsh comments again and again and he really wasn't close enough with Tim to be easily gaslit. The kid was a trained assassin and was probably used to a bunch of weird shit considering everything Ra's. So Tim decided he could go a bit more gory on Robin than the others. So one night he sat in front of Damians room, in the dark hallway and waited till one of his pets passed him. Once Alfred the Cat came along he made some louder coping noise that would Definetly make the kid look out to check on his animals. It worked just as planned, Damian peeked out his door to see Tim, crosslegged and barefoot on the floor, seemingly cutting off his toe to feed the cat. In reality it was nothing more than a cat treat and carefully picked, animal safe food coloring.

The kid scremed at him, threatened to stab him, punched him real good for harming his cat and took off with said cat to find Alfred so the older man could check on the poor kitten. Of course not beforeaking sure Tim was in an adequate amount of pain on the floor, with his 'injured' food secured to the floor with another knife. Only to return with a worried Alfred on tow to see Tim, standing two whole bare feet with a confused expression and a bag of cat treats in the hall.

Tim got a broken nose for it but it surely was worth it. Especially once he quietly whispered a 'no one will ever belief you' to the kid in passing. He might have traumatised the boy a little but Tim fought it justified for all the attempted murder he suffered.