#real men suck!!!
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he's so pretty
#i wonder who this is about#def not suna that's fs#(it's abt suna)#the only thing getting me thru this nyc trip is thinking abt him#my no. 1 tip is when u feel anxious just think abt ur cc being there w u#works everytime#getting my blood drawn? definitely saw haji/oikawa there w me#real men suck!!!#suna nendoroid please save me#i will buy him all the chuupets#new motivation unlocked#work to get money 2 buy suna chuupets#i've never abbreviated sm in my life i'm so tired but i must profess my love to the world#i don't even know how i end up in the tags it's like i'm hiding from the my actual post on the tag screen yk LMAO#i love suna#the longest contract was so cute omg#ALSO LMK SAY THIS HERE 😭😭 PROBABLY LIKE 3 PEOPLE SAID NO TO A WRITING PROMPT EVEN WHICH IS SUCH A MINORITY#but my head really goes “well then i guess no one would care u should not do a prompt event”#no i'm def going to i'm already thinking out prompts LMAOO#spilling out all my thoughts rn#ALSO IT'S OK TO SAY NO I JUST OVERTHINK EVERYTHING I TOTALLY GET IT#ness' brainvomit <3
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I finally watched breaking bad (all within the past week or so while I worked, finished it and watched el camino last night) and I'm confident this isn't a new thought I'm expressing or anything but genuinely how DID an entire generation of dudes convince themselves Walter White was cool and admirable and intended to be sympathetic. I know ppl just lack media literacy sometimes but I'm still so confused
I don't think I've EVER watched a piece of media that so blatantly depicts a guy making the worst possible decisions at every turn and having his life ruined for it and not being redeemed or made sympathetic in any significant or lasting way. the kinds of justifications villains USUALLY give that make people consider them "morally grey" or "tragic" or whatever (everything I did was for my loved ones, I did what I had to to survive, once I was in this I couldn't get out, I just needed you to trust me so I could keep you safe, etc etc) is ALWAYS framed as complete self-serving bullshit when Walt says it, and one of the only shreds of personal growth he ever exhibits in the whole series is when he finally fucking admits that. every time he does something even remotely cool or drops a quotable one-liner, something terrible immediately happens that makes everything worse and makes him look like an unreasonable idiot asshole again. by the end of the series the ONLY characters they can still contrast as being morally "worse" than him are literally a bunch of bloodthirsty neonazis who kept a guy in a cage for several months. this show is practically SCREAMING at you the entire time not to admire Walt. why did every dude I knew in highschool have his face on tshirts and Facebook pfps.
I just don't get it. at least with The Dark Knight's Joker it was like, a feature-length movie and that's it. you spend a lot less time with the Joker and it has a lot less time to delve into his motivations, so there's way more room for flanderization and misinterpretation as people extrapolate the few cool/interesting/sad things they saw into a whole nuanced misunderstood guy in their heads and online. Walter White has 5 seasons' worth of 45min episodes to convince you beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a miserable fucking loser who ruins everything he touches because of greed and selfishness. if you weren't watching it for that, what WERE you getting out of this. what DID you think this show was about. am I just missing some key piece of context from 2012 or whatever that would help me understand this
#buny text#breaking bad#also I'm vaguely aware there was a big movement of fans who blamed everything on his wife and said she was the worst#which like. obvious misogyny from the primary audience of teen boys and young men aside#she's not really worse than any of the other adult characters?? she sucks real bad in the first couple seasons but so does everyone else#half the point of having all these characters be so shitty and rigid and unwilling to grow or accommodate others is so that#they can serve as landmarks to show how rapidly walt is abandoning his morals and spiraling into self-justification as the series goes on#the people you hate in season 1 are largely people you sympathize with in season 4 and 5 because compared to walt they're saints#idk. it's just weird having grown up around the fan culture for this show for the past decade or so and then finally watching it#and just being completely baffled now that i know what they were responding to
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I know some people have unfathomable beef with the term but i really don’t see the issue with transmascs describing their specific experiences with societal mistreatment and persecution as “transandrophobia”, like i think it’s good to be able to discuss specific experiences and articulate the problems you’re facing actually.
#my stuff#literally the main opposition to it i’ve personally seen is that it’s a psyop or w/e to try and ignore that transmisogyny is a thing#or that it implies men as a class are persecuted despite y’know. the patriarchy#and i think those points ignore A: The same ppl IVE seen talking about transandrophobia ALSO talk abt transmisogyny bc solidarity forever#n B: Men may not be an oppressed class but there are unique things that suck about being perceived as a man by others#or having that perception be conditional or vital to your physical safety#i remember what it was like being a terrified tgirl in the men’s locker room trying not to trip the fag radar#i remember how fucking isolating it is for non-men to treat you like a threat or a predator for existing#those things massively suck and transmascs ABSOLUTELY should be able to discuss them and how those experiences are shaped by their transiton#and the degree to which their masculinity or lack thereof#-real or perceived impacts the transphobia they face#everyone having a fucking mortal kombat linguistics hernia over it shutuppppppppppp#trans
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Very strange to me that there are Ford fans who don't think he sucks. Like. Are you telling me that's not a feature to you guys
#ford fucking SUCKS sometimes and i love him to death for it!!!!#i am giggling and kicking my legs about it as we speak#you know who else kinda sucks? stan! and fiddleford!#those men have PROBLEMS and theyre so real and interesting for that#i love all my fucked up little geebos#also bill sucks too but he sucks 10 million times more than everyone else so i didnt bother mentioning him#gravity falls#stanford pines#cat rambles tag
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i tried out a real man— safe to say i should’ve just stuck with jason todd bc he wouldn’t break my heart
#jason todd#redhood#dc comics#dcu#redhood x you#jason todd x you#jason todd x reader#redhood x reader#jason todd edit#batman#real men suck#fictional men#i hate my life
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for context/the inspo behind the drawing: Cybill Shepard, who plays Madeleine Spencer aka Shawn`s mom, also played character named Madeline Hayes in the detective comedy show Moonlighting (which psych team knows and loves <3 )
#psych#psych tv#imma be so real I completely painted over the original poster#I like to think that even if it wasnt for uncle jack shawn would still go to random men and be like#hello sir can you pls be my father. my own sucks#p.s. moonlighting is good very fun would recommend
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We talk about lighter cuddles but what about lighter hugs
he looks to be about billy’s height 6’2 so when he hugs you he puts his head/chin on top of yours 🥺
i was inspired by my classmates. they are very close as homies but it sorta sparked a thought in me.
lucy had sent out lighter for another errand and while waiting for him, you end up spending time with burnice at the bar. without realizing, a tall figure had appeared behind you but you were too busy enjoying the songs that burnice had put on to notice.
his hands find your waist, poking you gently and perhaps tried to tickle you before placing his head on top of yours. his hands then move around to give a proper back hug. he doesn’t feel as embarrassed because you’re not looking directly at him but you can tell from the way he’s hugging you, he really missed you.
burnice had already placed lighter’s usual drink on the counter but he just doesn’t budge. just soft mumblings as you’re asking him how his day went.
i just think he loves sneaking from behind with back hugs. to him, it’s a little less embarrassing for him (JUST EMBRACE IT AT THIS POINT LIGHTERRR), and he eliminates any sort of surprise FOR HIM. i think he enjoys being fully aware and he likes your reactions each time. the way you say his name every time just has him MELTING.
also the height difference has him weak. he can look over you or you’d tilt your head up to look at him and he’s just stuttering from looking at you from this angle. little tangent but getting ready in the morning with him and he places his head on yours while both of you are brushing your teeth SORRY I GOT A LITTLE DOMESTIC THERE
#lumiresponds ˚✧₊⁎☆#lighter zzz#zzz lighter#lighter lorenz#lighter x you#sorry if like my posts/responses suck cuz mentally i am so busy with pgr#i wake up i play pgr i do my dailies on hsr and zzz#and then j go back to sleep#BUT LIGHTER#I HAVE TO WAIT SO SO SO LONG FOR HIM AUGHHH#also i have like zero faith in real men so i watched a ‘lighter all cutscenes’ video yesterday LOL#i am so unwell about him but literally i just need more about him#I NEED SO MUCH MORE ABOUT HIM I NEED SOMETHING ANYTHINGGGG LIGHTER PLEASEEE#lighter x gn reader#lighter x reader
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I saw this awesome fanart by @/sidetrek and was feeling crazy. And then it reminded me of this scene existing and I felt even crazier. Because what did they mean by this. What did they mean by this. What did they mean by thj
#just got off 9hr shift so I cant explain how that art is connected to this scene but it is. trust.#allegedly Nimoy wrote this song himself for this scene which like ok whatever theater kid. but What did you Mean by This#WHY IS HE SINGING IT LIKE HE IS AS THE WOMAN. men in their velvet prime and then the cut to Jim. what the hell ever#spirk#star trek tos#I mean this scene is also iconic because of the taint shot. anyway I hate this show it sucks (real)
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i hope every single woman in westeros, yes including alicent hightower, sleeps well tonight and that all of their pain and suffering is tripled and given to each one of the men in their lives that used and discarded them
#let women have guns to shoot these mfs#real men dont do this to their loved ones#men suck#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#rhaenys velaryon#alicent hightower#baela targaryen#rhaena targaryen#laena velaryon#helaena targaryen#lady mysaria#alys rivers
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ok, enough wholesome dadson. time to sexualize terrible fathers. (cw for: dadson incest + FtM son POV + transphobia / misgendering / fetishizing / forcemasc)
transphobic dad: doesn't approve of you transitioning or taking T, but isn't stopping you and doesn't seem turned off by the changes, even after you pass consistently as a man. doesn't know how T even works, always lowkey curious about the changes. he does like that you're so much hornier on T and don't even have periods anymore. tugs at your facial hair (ow? wtf :/) and goes "huh? it's real? I thought you drew it on every morning!" with a hearty laugh. dad joke? he might have actually thought so. backhanded praise, mean jokes at your expense, and moments where he genders you correctly, by accident.
thought you would eventually change your mind and give up transitioning "when you realise that being a man is hard," as if he's not the one making it hard. he might actually think of you as a son at some point, but he was never taught to apologize, he's "always right," he's stubborn, so he will keep calling you a daughter because a father can't show weakness. wants to call you homophobic slurs sooo bad, but that would be admitting defeat.
gets angry when you bring up surgery bc he likes to squeeze your tits and fuck your pussy. won't do any anal because it's gay. and clearly, he's isn't, he says. definitely closeted.
trans boy chaser dad: for better or for worse, only took an interest in your life when he found out you're a trans guy, fixed his relationship with you by treating you more like a date than as his son.
excited, touchy-feely, even creepy. eager to please. just pathetically horny for the way your body's changing from T - he won't misgender you. you get aggressively reaffirmed to the point of it getting annoyingly patronizing actually. regardless, he fucks you hard, encouraging you to moan with your cracking voice, and is too horny to feel bad about the incest. it's a welcome change from the previous emotional distance, but you feel used, like he's taking advantage of your newly high libido.
fixated on your body and everything "clockable," would rather you didn't get any surgery... says you're already perfect as is, from just testosterone... it does feel nice that he takes some sort of pride in having a son now, fully embracing you, the way he finds even all the awkward changes (sparse facial hair, voice cracks etc) not just endearing, not just attractive, but really fucking hot. and it's a relief for your body which craves that release. but. dad might just completely lose interest a few years into T, if you pass consistently.
bisexual, he says. but of course not into cis men.
transmed dad: thinks he knows what's best for your body, forcemascs you in his own ideals, pushing you to work hard to speed up your transition, to become a "real" man. you were so happy that dad accepted you being a trans guy so wholeheartedly and proudly, but the acceptance seems to have turned into overbearing surveillance...
dad insists on doing your T injections himself, because he doesn't trust that you'll actually do them. "no son of mine will be a fucking embarrassing softboy pansy who never transitions for real, have some dignity, god damn it! either you transition fully or you don't transition at all!" ...he pushes you to consider top and bottom surgery asap, to become a "real man," regardless of what you might want. he very excitedly looks forward to the day you can top him with your real cock, like a son should. :)
he makes you like anal because that's how real men do it. you're absolutely not allowed to derive any pleasure from anywhere but your ass and T-dick, and the phantom sensation of a strapon. he's good at working your T-dick though, it's all almost worth it just for that...
love, validation, and praise only when you've "earned it." if you fail to live up to his strict expectations, the things he says fucking hurt. misgenders you as punishment and threatens to withhold your testosterone "since you want to stay a girl so bad."
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so, all of these options leave you feeling unsatisfied and degraded in one way or another!! yippee! no, there's no option for a Normal About Trans Men And Masculinity Dad, this is the Terrible Fathers dadson poll. you must choose.
#dadson#dadcest#forcemasc#shipcest#cw for cringe kinks 😔#transphobia kink#ftm misgendering#toxic forcemasc#transmed kink#fauxcest#poll#can't decide if it's more fun for transmed dad to be cis or trans himself#cis transmed dad is like ''let a real man show you how it's done'' and tries to make you as close to a cis man as possible#trans transmed dad is more like ''I've gone through this. I know exactly what you need. I'll make it easier for you.''#I like inventing dads who kinda suck#boomer old men often hold terrible opinions and refuse to change#writing#transphobic dad#chaser dad#transmed dad#truscum dad#wanted to go all in on the personality and characteristics rather than physical attributes but um. duh. they're hot and exactly your type#for me? chubby-muscular with thick eyebrows and dark hair that's going silver. all over. feels comforting to the touch#even if they are anything BUT comforting#jerk. creep. cruel.#yea transphobic dad could be more violent but im not personally into physical violence or forcfem. just casual unceasing disrespect#although there IS nothing more manly than getting into a yelling match and then a physical scuffle with your shitty dad. rite of passage#long post#fic
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Thinking about how the other day I was talking to a coworker about my girlfriend and she was like "aw we love lesbian love"
And I said "lol actually neither of us is a lesbian, I'm bi and she's pan"
And this woman (another queer person mind you) looked at me and went, "Well you might as well just call yourselves lesbians because you're in a lesbian relationship."
This pissed me off, so I told her, "No, we're not, because we're not lesbians. I think men are attractive and so does she. I'm bi, she's pan. We're in a queer, woman loving woman relationship."
And she ROLLED HER EYES AT ME, said, "I don't get why it even matters," and left
So to be clear:
Two women in a relationship is not necessarily a lesbian relationship. Two men in a relationship is not necessarily a gay relationship. A man and a woman in a relationship is not necessarily a straight relationship.
People wanting to have their labels properly used and not have their identities erased are not annoying.
(it's also interesting how the second I pushed back about not being a lesbian, it was no longer "aw gay love," it was: "ugh, why can't you just go along with it?")
#queer#bisexual#wlw#🏳️🌈#if you tag this as 'q slur' im blocking you grow up#also if you say anything nasty about finding men attractive youre getting blocked too bc you fucking suck#anyway thats why scenes like the ones in heartstopper or b99 are so important#where the characters correct people about their identities#bc thats literally real life its so annoying
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Has Hazbin Hotel made anyone else forget about heteronormativity?
Oh of course these two characters are dating. And of course one of them has a pathetic crush on this other character. Oh, they're all men? I really haven't even thought about that.
I mean, they're a moth, a tv and a deer, does their gender really matter?
#i legitimately saw a post about vox realizing he's also into men#and i went#wait that's unusual???#oh right#the real world exists. and it sucks.#i didn't need to be reminded of that#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin valentino#staticmoth#(again i know they're technically not dating)#radiostatic#(one-sided)#and these are only 2 examples#almost all the ships are queer and i'm here for it#heteronormativity#lgbtq#queer#i'm not sure if tumblr will like this post or not
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Might right a Hubby series with the mercs! I like writing them with their s/o's!
#nova's ramblings#i should be going to bed now#but im up thinking about how i wish that my favs were real#like bruh#real men suck 😭
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Whats your favorite sexual act (not including fucking)?
I need my tits played with… constantly
#wow it seems like I can answer questions seriously for once#whether it’s groping. pinching. sucking… I just need them attended to#asks#asking the real questions#fem domme#domme mommy#subby boys#bd/sm mommy#mommy k!nk#dom mommy#subby men#soft fem dom#subboy#male sub#bewbies
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haaaaate being a timeline enthusiast in a fandom like gravity falls because figuring out the grunkles' ages is literally impossible on purpose. they're [redacted] years old in 196[redacted] (nineteen sixty-something in tale of two stans, the date is smudged in ford's file in tbob) so that's no help, stan once says he's pushing 70 and then gets called 70-something at some point. the only thing we know for sure is that ford wasn't 92 years old when he first summoned bill, which. duh. and they're not 92 yet because ford is still alive (again, duh). IF we go with ford disappearing in '82 and him and stan not seeing each other for exactly ten years before that (although stan says "you haven't seen your brother in over ten years" so it COULD be more), and we assume ford graduated at 18, then they were probably born in '54 which makes them 58 in 2012. but this is STILL built on too many assumptions for my liking.
#yes i'm trying to figure this out literally 24/7 it sucks to be inside my brain#i could be writing fic or idk considering important stuff in my real life and slash or education#instead i'm trying to find the canon timeline and age of fictional old men#also iirc stan was redesigned from 80s to mid 60s BUT AGAIN. the timeline doesn't check out for him to be in his 60s. but what do i know#AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SHERMIE. i need to know about shermie#this wibbly wobbly timey wimey bullshit is doing my head in ALEX!!!! give me canon dates or else#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#okay that's it for the tags sorry#i need to go make dinner and turn off my brain it's still trying to untangle this. GIRL it's impossible !!!#veni veni
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"Steven Lim was disproportionately blamed for the fiasco" and "Steven maybe isn't qualified to be a CEO and doesn't quite have the X factor" are two statements that can coexist
#I'm sorry he doesn't have a business degree! that should be the base priority for ceo!#and yeah I had my fun I reblogged the paris hilton meme im not innocent lol#but three grown ass men guys#also thankfully i missed the racist shit whats wrong with you people#i did see some anti semetic stuff directed at sara on tiktok though that wasn't cool#unrelated to the last statement but i never knew she was a content stealer that sucks lol#and to walk into a pagan shop and yell THIS ISN'T REAL is also pretty shitty like read the room gf#anyway#watcher
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