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nova-moon13 · 5 days ago

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thecmaly · 5 months ago

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really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it #umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA #almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment #damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt #(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks #umesaku #umsk #wind breaker #wbk #wind breaker comics #comics #thecmart #hajime umemiya #haruka sakura #ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real

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godsfavoritedumpsterfire · 10 months ago

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mrbrightxside · 7 days ago

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Eltingville sketches because I am suffering from Bill Dickey brainrot 👌

#the eltingville club #welcome to eltingville #bill dickey #I can't stop drawing this little idiot #my art #Drew this at night instead of showering I'm a real one 🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️#I lied I did end up showering 💥🔫#it's blurry asf it's annoying me #eltingville fanart #I forgot how much I love using my sketchbook it's been a while #please ignore the 5 different artstyles on one page it was an accident #I'm so cool I own a holo Charizard card 💯 I'm flexing #I then get rocks thrown at me and I scurry away #no one gets you like me Bill..... I mean what #no ONE IS READING THIS YA CALLATEEEE #song lyrics are “The Love I Lost” by Fried by Fluorine if you were curious 🤫

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aeturnum-mendacacium · 6 months ago

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After Bruce's identity gets revealed as batman: how I think it would go

Random socialite : YOU FUCKING BITCH , WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU COWARD

Random socialite (2) : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAREN I PEGGED BATMAN

#No cause the absolute chaos it would chaos in all of the high society circles #Like imagine it in a social circle and everyone is suprised and then half the people go-I GOT FUCKED BY BATMAN??#And then the other half go-#I FUCKED BATMAN???!?#Only the real ones know the difference #It would be such a flex though #Like imagine you get to brag that you toped THE batman #That's not a easy thing to accomplish #But then everyone would realise that one or the other person did so crime and Bruce needed info so he slept with them #So basically it would be like #“fuck u I slept with batman” “oh was it that drug ring 5 years ago-?” “Yeah it was the drug ring”#batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #Batman identity reveal #batman headcanon #bruce wayne headcanon #the caped crusader #the dark knight #Bruce #Bisexual Bruce Wayne #bruce wayne is a disaster bisexual

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aquarines · 1 month ago

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sam saying that amc can't afford to trace every tear they cry during the episodes to make it look like blood so they have to choose 1 perfect tear track... my theory that they're just gonna leave him in the middle of the woods with a toy gun and sword to fight actual wolves and hope he survives for the wolfkiller scene in season 3 grows stronger every day

#also him flexing that every time they cry on the show they cry for real #he said NO fake tears here #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #sam reid

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b4kuch1n · 1 year ago

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polymer broadcast signal hijack

#pikmin #captain olimar #ft. louie captain shepherd and collin #as well as #moss (pikmin)#watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really #but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man #also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol #Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more #Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers #I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment #man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals #its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that #would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future #oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days #so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him #and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again #and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc #I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it

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t00thpasteface · 9 months ago

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unfortunately despite my snapbacks and muscle tanks i'm still just butch in the sense that i should be voiced by tom kenny. i'm not a johnny bravo butch, i'm johnny's out-of-shape nerd friend. no i can't fix your car i don't even know what i'm looking at here. yes i'm wearing my keys on a carabiner but it also has my library card and a world of warcraft keychain. do you want to go to the arcade? there's a bar there. no i don't drink i'm just gonna get a grape soda

#oh you wanna know the secret to these guns? (flexes) maimai and jubeat. real butch shit #shebbz shoutz

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bigcatbulges · 1 year ago

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Source - VorusuArts2

(Artist's Patreon Gumroad and Twitch)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry hyena #gay furry Nitro #artists twitter above #me flexing real slutty like next to my bong

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casualavocados · 4 months ago

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Why do you always use that to piss me off? ...It makes me happy. We agreed that I'm in charge of the bars. But you come here all the time to watch me. How am I supposed to lead my people? Use your head, okay? Suit yourself. What's the matter? Chen Yi. Chen Yi! [...] Don't make me worry.

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #userspicy #userrain #uservid #pdribs #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #your honor i would like to remind you and the jury that ai di is faking drunk at this time #at the most he is a little tipsy and Definitely pretending to be asleep.#now your honor please observe in the fifth gif ai di slinging his other arm around chen yi's neck. while ''''''asleep''''''#as well as the way it slides back down chen yi's shoulder and how he clearly puts it back to get a better grip #and next your honor i would like to direct your attention to the last gif. and the way ai di's fingers curl when zherui says #'love and admiration are different'. not only do they curl but they pinch. do you see?#as you can see from this evidence he is very aware of the conversation and desperately in need of chen yi's affection and attention #.............and its better than the goddamn darcy hand flex in my Personal Opinion. act your fucking heart out diandian.#and NOW observe the caption. by combining the conversation where chen yi drove off angrily with the one where he comes back for ai di #you can see that the Real reason he was upset was bc ai di was pushing him away #& he came back for him anyway. he just wants to be close to ai di all his actions & feelings are ai di-centered even when the topic is cdy

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jonasiegenthaler · 1 year ago

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bos@njd | 13.12.23

#luke hughes #dawson mercer #devils #flexing my lip reading muscles real hard right now this might be misinformation #but he did take a high stick before the goal so i'm 90% sure i'm right #.gif

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messymoonmad · 8 days ago

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Just for art purposes, how did Antinous get that scar over his eye?

I snatched @anachronic-cobra 's hc :

When antinous was young his dad had deals with pirates and was in their company a lot. Until the pirates took over. During that time they were tormenting antinous unleashing their dogs at him and one of em blinded him. He now has a phobia of dogs.

#my english is suffering but bare with me it's my fifth language ok ?#lemme flex real quick #hc #antinous

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hinamie · 2 days ago

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happy to report that after 8 years i can finally do him justice in this goddamn tank top

#hina.txt #for how much mental real estate free took up back in the day i rly didnt draw the characters much at all #i drew makoto here and there but it literally took almost a full decade before i decided to draw rin again thats crazy talk to me #but it means i get a nice long time window fr a before and after yay yippee #tbh i have such a love-hate rls with old art bc on one hand i deeply dislike who i was as a kid/teen #and i dont like to give her credit by extention #but on the other hand i know she'd FLIP to see me now i know that seeing how far ive come wld blow her goddamn mind #it's like. simultaneously a gift to past hina but also a flex on past hina. if tht makes sense #i said this to my friends but it rly is crazy that my blog gained the traction it did back in 2016-17 when i was drawing shit like this #right fandom right time for real gdhjkgf like it's /fine/ its not /awful/ but my skills did not warrant th reception i got

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godsfavoritedumpsterfire · 11 months ago

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swordscleric · 11 days ago

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I wonder what the overlap between people who seem genuinely excited for Bell’s Hells to go to Vasselheim and reveal that they have Predathos in order to chase away the gods, and people who think the Rat Grinders in Fantasy High: Junior Year were done incredibly dirty by the Intrepid Heroes is.

#critical role #dimension 20 #cr spoilers #it’s just occurred to me the language surrounding people who are genuinely jazzed for bell’s hells to go scorched earth #on the gods (or that’s how i see it) is very similar to the people who saw the rat grinders as deeply misunderstood and really the real #protagonists/most deserving heroes in spyre #like. there’s no need to hide behind revolutionary rhetoric. you enjoy watching hurt people bully people #i’d respect people more if that was their honest takeaway rather than this weird ‘just admit you hate the show!’ nonsense #i do genuinely enjoy cr; i’m enjoying flexing the critical muscles this go around #and this campaign is great for criticism because it isn’t great and is a fantastic test case for critical thought!

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omnipresent-menace · 5 months ago

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Yes I hate Stanford Pines with all my heart and it I ever met him it would be ON SIGHT. Yes, I am also writing a gay sex fic about him and the triangle...what about it.

#gravity falls #i literally despise him #i like him as a character but if he was real and i met him id fucking hate him #he would be so like...insidiously misogynistic #like im that way where you cant tell until its been completely normalized #also hed flex his ego all the time and i would HAVE to intentionally find ways to humble him #again i am writing a gay sex fic about him because i...as would many people...have a fucked up 1 night stand with him #but long term? Id kill him #tags are long winded sorry #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #billford #my post

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