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In the Name of the Great Life!

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Introduction

His pure white robes contrast with the muddied waters as the white-bearded baptiser, his staff propped against him, dunks the head of the baptised into the river. It could be a biblical scene. The river is the Jordan. This could be John the Baptist immersing [Josh], [His Firewater] about to descend in the form of a dove, the voice from above about to announce that, "Thou art my beloved Son, with thee I am well pleased."

Yet it is not [Josh] who is being baptised and it is not John who is doing the baptising. I am looking at a photograph, from around 2002. This river is 'Yardna' in the dialect of Aramaic that the baptiser speaks, literally 'Jordan'. But this is not the physical and geographical River Jordan that runs through the countries of Jordan and Israel. This river is in Iraq, and it is likely to be the Euphrates. But it could be a river in New Jersey, USA, or the River Nepean running through a public park in Sydney, Australia. Every clean-running river in the entire world could potentially be the Yardna -- the Jordan -- if it is used for this purpose. Neither is this baptism a milestone event in the life of a Christian, which admits him or her into the Church. These baptisms occur every week, And these people are not Christians, Jews or Muslims. They are the Mandeans.

Keepers of an ancient minority religious tradition, victims of sectarian violence and ethnic cleansing, these peace-loving people have been fleeing to Syria and to the West and may be found in small numbers in such unlikely locations as Sydney, New Jersey or Manchester. They are among the casualties of the Western intervention in Iraq and the recent activities of ISIS. Although they are eager to blend in with their local culture and are often happy to be perceived as Christians, their religion is very distinctive, with priests (known as tarmidas) holding dramatic river baptisms in white robes. They may also lay claim to being the last Gnostics. They are the only surviving remnant of the ancient Christian-related sects who taught gnosis, the direct knowledge of God, created their own gospels and myths, and were persecuted as heretical by the Church in the 2nd and 3rd centuries. The Mandeans place these weekly river baptisms at the center of their religious life, and the most important prophet, although not the founder of their religion, is claimed to be none other than John the Baptist (Yahia the Mandaic). For this reason they became known, inaccurately, as 'St. John's Christians' to the first Westerners who encountered them.

Could this really be true? Could an obscure Middle Eastern ethnic religion really stretch all the way back to the Gnostics and John the Baptist? Surely the Gnostics -- an umbrella term for a range of heterodox religious groups known to scholars as Sethians, Valentinians and the like -- died out in antiquity, marginalized and persecuted by the Church? The medieval Cathars, generally recognised as the very last group of successors to dualistic Gnostic Christianity, were eradicated in the series of bloodthirsty massacres known as the Albigensian Crusade. How could a little-know sect in Iraq and Iran be related to heretical Gnostic groups, who had thrived in Egypt, Syria, Italy and France?

And could they really lay historical claim to John the Baptist as their prophet? All Christians know that John's role was merely as the forerunner to the Christian revelation, a function that was fulfilled once he had baptised [Josh]. John himself was beheaded by Herod Antipas before [Josh] was crucified. Surely that was an end to his story? Are we now in the realms of alternative history? In some ways, yes. Much of alternative history involves a radical reconsideration of the origins of Christianity, the validity of its transmission through the centuries and the possibility of underground traditions. There is a strong feeling in the post-Christian West that mainstream Christianity is missing some element that it must have had at the beginning; that something has been left out of the story. Hence the proliferation of alternative research and popular books on the divine feminine within Christianity, the relationship of [Josh] and Mary Magdalene; the importance of apostles other than Peter and Paul; and the significance of vanquished or heterodox Christianities such as the Gnostics, the Cathars and the Knights Templar. These notions of lost Christianity, ignored disciples and underground continuities meet spectacularly in the conspiracy theory of the bloodline [Josh], best known in the English-speaking world via The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.

Most of these theories, fascinating though they are , have problems. For one, they strike me as being a triumph of literalism. The hypotheses of these books are very much wedded to physical, material events. The focus is on the bloodlines and the babies and the marriages, secret societies and lost treasures; on the authenticity of relics, mysterious buildings and lost manuscripts. In mainstream Christianity, what has truly been submerged or, to use a more Gnostic metaphor, buried is its inner meaning -- the element of genuine spiritual experience or gnosis. The real underground transmission is the communication of gnosis, not of some hereditary descent that terminates in some dogy secret society. Of what use would it be to discover the secret heir of [Josh] if he turned out to be a paranoid, seedy, right-wing Frenchman?

I once sketched out a short story intended to parody the fascination with secret societies and alternative history. The protagonist would discover a society what had spread all over the world, to every continent. Its adepts placed great importance on lineage, which they received in an imitation ceremony that could only be conducted by those who were near the top of their hierarchy. They could track their initiation generation by generation, through decades and centuries, from each individual to his predecessor. As their history is traced back it began to converge on a few holy places, and one city in particular. As the centuries are peeled away the lineage stands firm, all the way back to the 2nsd century and -- who knows! -- even the 1st. It is the mother of all conspiracy theories, the epitome of the powerful organization that controls civilization behind the scenes The twist was to be that this was not some obscure sect or esoteric inner circle but he Roman Catholic Church. (Of course, there are indeed a number of conspiracies about the Catholic Church and the Vatican Library, which holds -- we would like to think -- copies of every lost gospel and autograph editions of [Josh's] own writings, all of which contain secrets that, should the Church allow them to be known, would destroy Christianity forever.)

But, for all their faults, alternative visions of Christianity are correct in their recognition that self-designated official Church bodies have no exclusive claim to the truth and authority, and that they have at various stages in the history persecuted and eliminated those who have had a greater spiritual veracity. In their questioning o the official origin stories of Christianity and the early development of the Church, and in their understanding that there are other ways to relate to the past than by academic history, these alternative visions are spot on.

The story of the Mandeans is true alternative history. They have represented and alternative to the giant imperial faiths of Christianity and Islam, although -- as well shall see in Chapter 1 -- they are not alone in this. They offer an alternative to the tale of the Church triumphant, which eliminated the nasty heresy of Gnosticism. They offer an alternative to the tragic history of the ancient Gnostics: the Mandeans are Gnostics who didn't die out. Previously I had been slightly sceptical of these claims about the Mandean religion. Much recent scholarship on Gnosticism has emphasised that it is not a coherent academic category, or that, in a more positive appraisal, the only people we should really call Gnostic are a single sect also known as the Sethians. However, in researching and writing this book I was struck by how Gnostic Mandean ideas are. Time and again as I sorted through material about them I could see, almost despite myself, how the overall worldview, major themes and even minute details of Gnosticism continually crop up in Mandeanism.

They force us to question the Christian view of John the Baptist as a mere forerunner of Christ. The extraordinary survival of the Mandeans is a tale that forces us to question the received view of [Josh].

An alternative transmission over a period of 2,000 years is possible. Yet this is not a book crammed with off-the-wall speculation. For the most part the subjects discussed here are the same as those discussed by academics. To a large extent my conclusions are the same, and like any other writer on historical subjects, it is to professional historians and academic s that I owe the groundwork and graft of translation, collation and analysis.

Some of the few scholars who have been involved in Mandean studies have been true friends to the Mandeans, offering material support and, most recently, help for refugees affected by the crises in Iraq and Syria. In the story of the Mandeans, alternative history and careful academic study converge. The Mandeans are a living alternative history of Gnosticism.

The book is not about the living experience of the modern Mandeans, but about their extraordinary history and the fascinating possibilities of their encounters with and their influence on the Knights Templar and the Harranians, and their origins as disciples of John the Baptist. Yet as I wrote the book, I always tried to bear in mind that the Mandeans are a real, living ethnic group and not some ancient disappeared race.

The mythology of the Mandeans is perhaps not quite as important as their ritual practices, yet the stories are the metaphysical foundation of the religion. These are not literary myths but part of the reality of devout Mandaeans. Scholar Jorunn Buckley described how Mamoon Aldulaimi, a Mandaean originally from Baghdad but living in New York working as an engineer, would call on the diverse figure Hibil Ziwa (Abel) for extra strength when it was needed. Once he called on both Hibil Ziwa and Manda d-Hayyi (the Mandaean saviour figure) to help move his car successfully on an icy driveway.

Although they are a living people and religion, their survival is not assured. It is increasingly difficult for them to maintain the strictures of their religion and the conditions through which the esoteric knowledge of the priests and educated lay people is passed on.

Yet the Mandaeans have through the centuries faced up to crisis after crisis with tenacity and have endured.

Assailed on one side y the chaos and violence of the Middle East and on the other by the homogenizing pressure of the West, the Mandaeans are in danger of virtual extinction, both as an ethnic group and a religion.

Thus this book begins with the current plight of the Mandaeans. My method is to wind back the clock, spooling back through the ages along the unravelled thread of their history. For the convenience of the narrative, I will have to dart back and forth occasionally, but essentially this is a reverse history, a life seen backwards, always looking towards the cradle and the womb. Although for the better part of their existence they have been confined to limited regions of Iraq and Iran, the Mandaeans have popped up in connection with the most unlikely aspects of history- Portuguese Jesuits (possibly) the Knights Templar, the city of Harras in which pagan religion survived for centuries after the coming of Muhammad, Islam itself, right back to 1-st century Palestine and beyond. The Mandaeans have maintained their religion, ethnicity and culture down the centuries. Yet so much of their history is conjectural. The Mandaean literature sketches out a story that is well defined, if obtusely told. Critical history can show that some aspects of the Mandaean story are very unlikely to have taken place. Other aspects, such as the descent of the angelic entity Habil Ziwas into 1-st century Judea, are outside of history. Often there is virtually no trace of the Mandaeans for decades or centuries, at least in any way that is accessible for Westerners, but then they come into focus again, their white robes immersed in the river, beside their cult huts (the manda), baptising in the living water of the eternal Jordan.

Chapter _1_

Strange Religion:

Minority Religions in the Middle East

When we think of the Middle East, particularly in the 21st century, we think of Islam. It is probably the countries of Iran and Iraq that first come to mind for the average Westerner. The name Iran brings forth images of Ayatollah Khomeini, of long-bearded clerics, of jihad and fatwa, Iraq summons up Saddam Hussein and the chaotic aftermath of the Western-imposed regime change.

Beyond Iraq and Iran, the Middle East has been home to more recent developments such as the frightening machinations of ISIS/ISIL/Islamic State, the Assad regime in Syria, the Turkish bombings of Kurdistan, and the never-ending horrors of Israel and Palestine. The common theme is Islam. The West is the known, democratic, consumerist, Christian or secular post-Christian society. The Middle East is Islam.

Islam is the Other.

Except this isn't true. Islam has been a dominant force in the Middle East, and continues to be so. But, aside from the many Christian minorities spread through the area, and Jews who historically had communities in many Middle Eastern countries but are now mainly gathered in Israel, it is home to many minority religions. It may come as a shock to those of us who perceive the West as tolerant, but Islam has historically been more accommodating to other religions than Christianity ever has.

The Quran specifically recommends toleration of three -- four if a single mention of Zoroastrians is included -- religious groups outside a single mention of Islam: the Christians, the Jews, and the mysterious Sabians. This last category has allowed a number of minority religious groups to survive, although not thrive, down the centuries in the Middle East. It was always considered better for these people to convert to Islam. Non-Muslims had a special tax imposed on them at times in various countries. Yet, unlike pre-modern Christianity, Islam always recognized that there are other valid religions. It is a heritage that modern Islamist groups would do well to remember.

The Mandaeans are one of the groups that have been recognized as Sabians, conferring a status as 'people of the book'. We will look at the Sabians again later in the book and investigate whether this means that the Mandaeans could have been specifically referred to in the Quran.

The Mandaeans are not the only unusual minority religious-ethnic group in the Middle east. To understand the story of the Mandaeans we need to appreciate the surprising persistence of these other religions. None of them quite has a claim that stretches back to the time of [Josh] as the Mandaeans do; none can claim to be the last surviving Gnostics. but each of them has a fascinating story. These minority groups, which may also be mixed up with the Mandaeans, were not widely known in the West until recently, and even now most people's knowledge of them comes from violence and the refugee crisis.

Yazidis

Probably the most widely known of these groups are the Yazidis. The activities of ISIS in 2014 resulted in the Yazidis -- also known as Yezidis or Ezidis -- receiving extensive international attention for the first time in their long existence. The plight of the Mandaeans had also received a certain amount of occasional attention, mainly in newspapers. Their displacement as refugees and the human rights abuses they endured faded into the background of the chaos and violence that dominated the aftermath of the second Iraq war.

The Yazidis are spread around several countries in their hundreds of thousands: Syria, Georgia, Kurdish Armenia, northwestern Iran and northern Iraq, where their most sacred shrine is in the Yazidi town of Lalish. There are now even scattered individuals and families in the West. Although the Yazidis may be perceived as an ethnicity, they are primarily a religious group. Many Yazidis are ethnically Kurdish (although some deny this) and most speak Kurmanji, the Kurdish language. They have odd taboos: not to eat lettuce or fish and not to wear blue clothing. This prohibition of the colour blue was also upheld by Mandaeans in the past, and has not been explained satisfactorily.

Possibly their most famous taboo is their inability to move outside of a circle that has been drawn around them. This inspired the title of Bertolt Brecht's play Caucasian Chalk Circle and from G.I. Gurdjieff's 1888 account from Alexandropol in Armenia:

In the middle of a circle drawn on the ground stood one of the little boys, sobbing and making strange movements, and the others were standing at a certain distance laughing at him. I was puzzled and asked what it was all about. I learned that the boy in the middle was a Yezidid [sic], that the circle had been drawn round him and that he could not get out of it until it was rubbed away. The child was indeed trying with all his might to leave this magic circle, but he struggled in vain. I ran up to him and quickly rubbed out part of the circle, and immediately he dashed out and ran away as fast as he could. This so dumbfounded me that I stood rooted to the spot for a long time as if bewitched, until my usual ability to think returned. Although I had already heard something about these Yezidis, I had never given them any thought; but this astonishing incident, which I had seen with my own eyes, now compelled me to think seriously about them. ... Many years after the incident just described, I made a special experimental verification of this phenomenon and found that, in fact, if a circle is drawn around a Yezidi, he cannot of his own volition escape from it. Within the circle he can move freely, and the larger the circle, the larger the space in which he can move, but get out of it he cannot. Some strange force, much more powerful than his normal strength, keeps him inside. I myself, although strong, could not pull a weak woman out of the circle; it needed yet another man as strong as I. If a Yezidi is forcibly dragged out of a circle, he immediately falls into the state called a catalepsy, from which he recovers the instant he is brought back inside. But if he is not brought back into the circle, he returns to a normal state, as we ascertained, only after ether thirteen or twenty-one hours.

Their sacred places are caves, or shrines with conical roofs. The four elements have an important role in their cosmology -- particularly fire, which is represented by the fires lit in their shrines. Melek Taus, the Peacock Angel, is the central divine figure of the Yazidis. He is also called Iblis or Azazael, which are names for the devil in Islam. Thus the Yazidis are called devil-worshippers. However, they are no Satanists: even to say the name Shaitan is absolutely forbidden, and so offensive to Yazidis' ears that they were until modern times, at least in principle, compelled to kill anyone who said the name. Like Lucifer, Melek Taus fell from grace but sebsequently redeemed himself by repenting for his sins to such an extent that he wept for 7,000 years, filling seven jars with his tears, which were then used to extinquish the fires of hell. Melek Taus thus became the entity who is worshipped by the Yazidis.

Sheikh Adi bin Musafir, a Sufi born around 1075, is credited as a reformer of Yazidism, although not as the founder. That may be a mysterious figure named Sultan Ezid or Yezid. Ezid has been identified with a number of figures, from God himself to Caliph Yezid, an early Sunni ruler from whom Yazidis in Shia-dominated areas have been keen to distance themselves. These explanations have the ring of after-the-fact rationalization about them.

To Western scholars, little seems certain about Yazidism. The supposed sacred texts of the Yazidis, which were translated from Kurdish and published early in the 20th century, appear to have been fakes invented to satisfy Western curiosity. That is, although they may represent Yazidi beliefs, they are not actually the sacred scriptures of the Yazidis.

It seems that, like the Mandaeans, Yazidis have often told outsiders what they want to hear.

Yazidi religion, in common with Mandaeanism and other long-lived minority Middle Eastern religions, has an esoteric inner circle priesthood and a laity who are not privy to the true mysteries of their faith.

The intervention of Sheikh Adi bin Musafir in Yazidi history is somewhat reminiscent of that of John the Baptist in Mandaenism. Just as John gives the Mandaeans a Christian connection, so the sheik gives the Yazidis a Muslim lineage. Further, the connection may be a real, historical one, although the Yazidis also preserve pre-Islamic beliefs and rituals with Kurdish, Mesopotamian and Zoroastrian features.

These aspects may stretch back thousands of years earlier than the association with Sufism.

The Yazidis are not usually classified as Gnostic, after the type of religion that emerged out of the Judaeo-Hellenistic world, although the distant transcendent God about whom little can be said and the similarity of Melek Taus to a hybrid Sophia and redeemed-redeemer figure suggest some affinity with Gnosticism. In the redemption of the devil and his conversion into a redeemer figure perhaps we find an example of the inverse exegesis that is familiar in Gnosticism.

Although the Yazidis and Mandaeans mostly lived in different areas of Iraq, they certainly encountered each other. In one extraordinary collision of religions, a Mandean told Lady Dower, the English scholar and friend of Mandaeans, that Melek Taus wrote the Jewish Torah. This must be an adaptation of the idea that the devil wrote the Torah, with the devil then being translated into Yazidi terms, although inaccurately.

Alawites

The most prominent of the region's minority religions are probably the Alawites. In common with the Mandaeans and Yazidis, the Alawites reserve full knowledge of their teachings for an inner circle and the laity are not privy to the esoteric teachings. They also have the distinction which has, alas, been a dubious one -- of having some real political power via the Syrian leader Bashir al-Assad, who is Alawite.

The Alawites are Muslim, albeit a particularly distinctive branch of that major religion. They are Shia Muslims, the branch of Islam to which around one-fifth of the world's Muslims belong. Their own position within the world of Shia Islam is a quirky one. Shia Islam owes its existence to the schism in Islam that occurred after the murder of Ali, the cousin of Muhammad who was the fourth caliph and the first Shia Imam. Shiites are followers of Ali's branch of Islam. Most Shiites specifically acknowledge 12 Shia Imams, leading to them being known as Twelvers. A minority of Shiites acknowledge only the first six of the Imams and then trace and alternative lineage of Imams; these Shiites are know as Seveners, or Ismalis, because of their belief that Jafar al-Sadiq was the seventh Imam (rather than Twelvers' Musa al-Kadhim.)

The Alawites believe in reincarnation, as do the Druze and the Yazidis, but not the Mandaeans. Like Christians, Alawites believe in a kind of trinity, but theirs has three divine beings who most recently incarnated as Ali, Muhammad and Salman the Persian. They also hold a form of communion using wine. Planetary observances have a vestigial role in Alawite religion. Their holy books are still largely secret and unseen by Westerners, but they are said to include a list of holy men that includes not only Muhammad and this successors along with the preceding Abrahamic prophets honoured by Islam (such as [Josh], Moses and so on), but also Greek pagan figures such as Plato and Alexander the Great.

Assad has attempted to paper over these differences with mainstream Islam and to suppress the esoteric elements of Alawite religion, persecuting some of his own people. Were it not for the efforts of Alawites over the centuries to claim membership of the wider Muslim community, they would now be in the position of other minority religions in the Middle East. The Alawites have supported Assad in the civil war in Syria, resulting in around one-third of young Alawite men being killed. The actions of Assad have resulted in their being little sympathy for Alawites in the West and they have not figured prominently in reporting of the Syrian refugee crisis.

Druze

Sometimes confused with the Alawites, the Druze also believe in reincarnation and can also claim to be a heterodox form of Islam. The Druze have extensive communities in Syria (more than half their total population) and Lebanon (around one-quarter). They also have populations in Israel and Jordan, and some New World diaspora communities. They speak Arabic, as do most modern Mandaeans, apart from those in Iran who speak modern Persian (Farsi). For those of us in the English-speaking world it is perhaps difficult to appreciate the overlapping, converging and diverging aspects of identity in the Middle East. Language, location and religion may each provide commonality with or distinction from others living in the same country, which may be bolstered or diminished by changing politics.

A Druze living in Israel can speak Arabic, the language of the Quran, in common with masses of people in other Middle Eastern countries, yet serve in the Israel Defense Forces unlike their fellow Arabic-speaking Muslim Palestinians. A Mandaean in Iraq could also share the language of the Arab majority, be unable to understand an Iranian Mandaean who lives in a country that has regularly and recently been at war with his own, consider himself primarily an Iraqi and yet would share a strong religious and ethnic background with an Iranian Mandaean.

The Druze also self-define as a Muslim sect, although like the Alwites their religion contains syncretistic features. They give prominence not to Moses but to Jethro, a Midianite priest and the father-in-law of Moses, who appears chiefly in Exodus 18. He is seen as a divine revealer, a prophet and an ancestor of the Druze. The distinctive features of Druzism are a cosmology influenced by Pythagorean and Neoplatonic philosophy, combined with a liberal interpretation of the obligations of Islam, which are particularly lax for the laity. A local specialty dish of the Lebanese mountain Druze is a small pig cooked in wine, which would be absolutely anathema for any orthodox Muslim. Immediately before the Arab Muslim invasion of Syria, the area had been a longstanding part of the Hellenistic world, hence the legacy of Greek philosophy.

The Druze follow the now-familiar model of a laity defined more by their membership of an ethnic group or social community than by their beliefs or even their practices. The one important compulsion for lay people is to marry within the Druze community. There is considerable pressure on Mandaeans to marry other Mandaeans too, and those who marry outside the community may even be considered apostate. Many young Mandaean adults in Australia and Canada use the Internet to help them to marry within their own religious community.

The Druze clergy have considerably more religious knowledge than the laymen and there are secret esoteric teachings. Purity and religious discipline is particularly accentuated in the priestly caste, who maintain Islamic food laws (no pork in red wine for them) and practice asceticism. In earlier centuries, the Druze had a reputation as fierce warriors and they fought on the side of the Muslims during the Crusades.

With a total international population of more than 1,5000,000, the Druze are a sizeable minority. When I asked the former British diplomat Gerard Russell, author of Heirs to Forgotten Kingdoms, which of the many minority religions he had encountered had most impressed him, it was this one:

The Druze are such an intact community. If you go into the Druze area you're in an area of hundreds of thousand of people who live in a sort of exclusive enclave now. Nearly always did ,actually, but the Christians who lived there have mostly left. When you look at the Druze community, it still is cohesive. but you've really got the priests, as it were, bearing on their shoulders the whole weight of their religion. I don't think that can easily last when the communities are dispersed, when the sheikh doesn't any longer live down the road, but the sheikh lives 100 miles away in Los Angeles.

Zoroastrians

Zoroastrians are better documented in their history than any of the preceding groups, although the ultimate origin of their religion is as hazy as any other. Theirs is now a minority religion having once been a powerful state religion in Persia, or Iran, for centuries.

The native Iranian religion of extreme antiquity was reformed by Zarathustra (Zoroaster is the Greek version of his name), probably around 1000 BC. The historical details of his life are very uncertain and scholarly assessments of the dates of the reform have ranged from 1200 to 500 BC and he is at least a semi-legendary figure. What came after the reform was an organized state religion in which a single god was supreme and a dualism of good and evil was believed to exist, not one of the more Gnostic matter and spirit or light and darkness.

Zoroastrianism had a resurgence in the 3rd century AD. At this time it came into contact with the new Manichaean religion and effectively defeated it as a rival candidate for the state religion of the Sasanian Persians in the 3rd century AD. As we shall see later, the prophet Mani was killed on account of the political influence the Zoroastrian magi had with the Persian king. The Mandaeans were already in Iraq by the Sasanian period. Could the dualism of the Zoroastrians have influenced Mandaeism? Did the Manichaean religion have formative influence on Mandaeism, or could it be the other way around? What exactly is dualism, and is it compatible with monotheism?

Monotheism

Each of the religions described above may be described as monotheist, albeit with a great deal of variation in the understanding and meaning of this term. The Mandaean religion is monotheistic too. This is an important point, because in the Middle East this can be a matter of life and death. There is no polytheistic element in the Mandaean faith. There are many spiritual beings, but this is also true of Judaism, Christianity and Islam, each of which has a range of angels, archangels, demons, djinn and so on. Mandaean beliefs, as we shall see, may also be classified as dualist -- dualist systems may e considered a variety of monotheism. Zoroastrianism itself is classified as a form of monotheistic dualism.

My own interests have moved away considerably from monotheistic religion, which I find rather overrated.

Monotheism can't laugh at its gods, and neither do(es) the god(s) of monotheism laugh at anything. The kind of monotheism espoused by most Christians, Jews and Muslims has considerably difficulty with issues such as the existence of evil. When the creator of the world is identical with the transcendent God, the transcendent God has dirtied his hands, so to speak, with the sufferings, disaster and abominations of physical existence. Nor does monotheism allow for the equal validity of all the psychic powers that make up the human being: sexual love, romantic love, pleasure, curiosity, tolerance, transgression and other qualities are pressed down into sins and demonic impulses under the thumb of the one God. When the God who is the fount of all being dictates laws and scripture, and invests organization with authority, you can be sure that there will be trouble down the line.

Yet monotheism does have a strength, which is its conception of a single-correct goal for humanity. Polytheism acknowledges the diversity of human psychology and needs, and the diversity of nature in its gods. Yet without some transcendent or unifying principle pure polytheism may resemble humanity in its worst features: unintegrated, bickering, petty, defined by desire and conflict. Monotheism at its worst is the religious equivalent of the totalitarian state.

Thus my own interests are in more heterodox forms of religion and spirituality. The contents of this book reflect my focus. But I want to emphasize that the Mandaeans have very right to be acknowledged as a form of monotheism. It can be a matter of life and death for them.

Abrahamic Religion

It is common to refer to Judaism, Christianity and Islam not only as monotheistic but also as Abrahamic religions. Moses may be considered to be the founder of Jewish Law, even the founder of Judaism. He is also revered as a prophet in Islam. Moses is common to all three religions but is an essentially Jewish figure, responsible for the Exodus.

Abraham, however, reaches further back and may be considered the recipient of the first covenant with God.

Abraham had two sons, Ishmael by his wife Sarah's slave-girl Hagar, and Isaac by Sarah herself in her old age. Jews trace their descent through Isaac. Arabs trace themselves back to Ishmael and, as an Arab, Muhammad is therefore a descendant of Ishmael too. Spiritually, every Muslim -- whether Arab or not -- may be considered a descendant of Ishmael, and Hagar and Ishmael are traditionally buried in the Ka'aba at Mecca. The descent of Arabs from Ishmael is probably no more and no less literally true than that of Jews from Isaac.

Christianity became a separate religion from Judaism via its denial of an ethnic element -- being available to male and female, gentile and Jew, free or enslaved, Paul argued allegorically in Galatians 4: 24-31 that although Abraham's son by Sarah, Isaac, whom Abraham was willing to sacrifice to God until Isaac was spared at the last moment, was the ancestor of the Jews, allegorically he represented Christians, and hence the new covenant from God to the gentiles, whereas Ishmael, born of a foreign slave woman, and not a freeman, represented the current state of the Jews and Jerusalem. Although few Christians place importance on this allegorical descent from Ishmael, it is nevertheless a factor because Abraham represents a commitment to monotheism. Thus the three Abrahamic religions each claim a kind of legitimacy from the sons of Abraham and he is seen as the common denominator between them.

The Mandaean religion may arguably be counted as Abrahamic. Abraham is often not a popular figure in Mandaean legend, being considered the leader of the Jews, against whom there is often much hostility. Yet he does occur in at least one folktale told to Drower.

In tis story Bihram was a Mandaean of an important priestly family who discovered a sore on his foreskin and had to be circumcised. Perhaps we might consider the broader category of Adamic religion, religions who honour the figure of Adam (although Eve often does not fare so well.) Adam is the first man in Mandaeism as well as Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Yazidism and other religions.

It is a discernible pattern with the ancient religions of the Middle East that they are credited as having historical founders in early medieval times. However, they also have elements that are anomalous if they are purely heterodox Islamic sects, even compared to the more extreme varieties of Shiism. The Druze have the Pythagorean and Neoplatonic influences. The Alawites have reincarnation, some Christian aspects and elements of planetary worship. The Yazidis have aspects to their religion that connect them with ancient Persia. Far from being founded by a Sufi in the second millennium AD, the Yazidis may go back in one form or another for thousands of years. Many of these religions have rituals that could not come from Muslim sources but may instead represent the continuing hegemony of ancient pagan practices.

The situation with the Mandaeans is somewhat different. Mandaeism does not have a Muslim founder or even a Muslim reformer prophet. According to the received view, he was a 1st-century Jew who was the harbinger of Christianity and a prophet mentioned in the Quran. Yet perhaps elements of Mandaeism too precede even John.

Dualism: Two powers in the universe

Dualist religions posit or acknowledge two opposing powers in the universe. Light and dark, good and evil, spirit and matter are common ontological dichotomies. These are often lined up with each other, so that the spirit may come from the world of light, which is good, whereas the body may be made of matter from the world of darkness and be evil. The focus of the dualism and its implications may vary considerably, as may the mythical structure that supports it.

The somewhat haphazard and unstandardized nature of Mandaean myth means that we may be able to find most forms of dualism within its tales, from a fairly pure straight monotheism to the kind of absolute dualism positing that light and darkness have each existed since the beginning.

Yet in each variety of dualism, only one of the two powers may be considered equivalent to God. Dualist religions always see themselves on the side of God -- as light, of spirit, of good. Nobody chooses which side to take, although a religion's enemies may be seen as on the side of evil, just as apostates may be. The idea of a good power and an evil power being at war with each other, or competing to influence humanity, might not seem all that strange: what abut God and the devil in Christianity?

Is it true that there is a dualistic element in Mainstream Christianity, yet neither Christianity nor Islam nor Judaism are classed as dualistic religions. The reason is probably something to do with the proportion of power possessed by God or Satan. While the devil is seen as an influence on the development of the world and a significant risk for human beings, that influence is relatively minor, as was his original role before his fall. In mainstream Christianity the Earth is not the work of the devil, nor are human beings created by the devil, nor is there any question whether the devil has usurped God, nor that God is diminished by the devil, nor that the devil might be as ancient as God. In dualistic religions -- a category to which Zoroastrianism, Manichaeism, most forms of Gnosticism, Catharism, Bogomilism and Mandaeism all belong -- two powers are in opposition to each other and the arenas in which this contest is played out are the human soul and the world.

If there are two powers in the universe, certain questions come to mind. Are these two powers equal? Was the situation always like this, or has one of the forces seized power? To which power does the Earth owe its existence? Which of the powers created humanity? Is the Earth a good place? And so on.

Perhaps the most basic of these questions is whether the two powers have always existed. There are various logical possibilities available -- for instance, the two powers may be the children of an earlier single power; the original nature of the universe may have been Chaos, from which came the good power; there may have been may other powers or gods at an earlier phase but now there are only two -- but the most important distinction in practice is whether these two powers have each been there from the beginning, or if the evil power is a later development.

If the powers are co-eternal, the dualism is called absolute dualism. If there was originally only God as a single, unique power, and the devil power has fallen or broken away or usurped part of the universe, or is a result of the action of an angel, then this is known as a moderate or monarchical dualism.

In many forms of Gnosticism the creation of the material world is due to Sophia leaving the pleroma and giving birth to the demiurge. Thus the situation of humanity is of spirit imprisoned in matter. The god of matter is the demiurge; the god of spirit is the true God. Spirit and matter are in opposition, yet matter is not inherently real. The situation is a temporary one and eventually all of thew spirit trapped in matter will be liberated and the pleroma will be restored to its original fullness.

When many people encounter the Gnostic myth in one of its many versions their response is often to feel it is gloom or, to use some of the epithets popular in scholarship over the tears, pessimistic, world-denying or anti-cosmic. Yet, perhaps paradoxically, what might be perceived as a negative worldview does not necessarily have a negative effect on the participant. The Cathars of the medieval Languedoc saw the world as the work of the devil, the result of a fall from a purely spiritual heaven into a world of matter. The Perfect, the Cathar elite, abstained from alcohol, meat and sex, as did the earlier Manichaeans. Yet, by all accounts, they were much loved by the ordinary people of the area, including many Catholic lay people, and as a result people were willing to protect them from the Inquisition at great personal cost.

Similarly, the Gnosticism of the Mandaeans has not produced a community that is disgusted with the material world. Even allowing for a considerable amount of accommodation made over the centuries to the practical demands of living in the world, the Mandaeans have the reputation of being gentle people who have good family relations and enjoy traditional ways of life.

One of the questions brought up by an Gnostic myth is the role of nature. If we are told that the material world is a prison and the main purpose of human life is to have the spirit or soul escape from that prison, one of our first responses might be, what about nature? Isn't nature beautiful and bountiful? Isn't nature natural? We might object that nature is also cruel and unforgiving, or that eulogizing nature is essentially a romantic urban response, but there is something to it. Perhaps Gnosticism is the response of people who live in cities.

Yet Lady Drower was struck by the Mandaeans' love of nature (although some of the following comments may display a certain amount of Orientalism):

They possess a genuine love of nature . . . An Arab, although he admires beauty in a woman or a horse, sees personal comfort rather than actual loveliness in a natural scene: a tree to give him shade, running water at which he may drink, a garden in which he my entertain his friends. But the darawish of Mandean tales behold nature in a mystic light. They delight in nature as apart from man. The birds are praying to the Great Life, the stars and the sun chant His praises in harmonies which the pure can hear. This mysticism enters into the action of daily life. If I give a Mandaean a few flowers, he murmurs as he bends over them (from my experience) the beautiful formular 'Perfume of Life, joy of my Lord, Manda of Life!' ... The mortification, dirtiness, and self-deprivation of Christian asceticism in its medieval stage are unknown to these joyous mystics. All that the Spirit of Life sends is a good life, to be used with praise . . . Death does not exist, since the living and the dead constantly meet at the table of the ritual meal.

The dualism of the Mandaeans can be an absolute one. Light and dark each existed from the beginning in their separate kingdoms. But now they are mixed. How did the universe come to be this way, how will it end, and what is the ongoing process in which humans are involved? It is the role of Mandaean myth to explain these questions.

[grassbreads]

So there's this story about a person who was born and raised to despise each and every human being ever born into the world. The entire reason for his existence—the reasons for all of his ancestors' existences throughout history—is to enact vengeance on humanity for their crimes.

Then that vengeful being, despite his best attempts not to, befriends a human man. He finds himself caring for one human and that human's younger brother, finds himself becoming part of their family, even though it goes against everything he is and is supposed to be. He finds himself loving these two people so deeply that it rewrites his whole worldview—changes him from a vengeful monster into something that hopes dearly for humanity's redemption and begs his father not to let them be destroyed.

It's a story about the power of understanding and connection, a story about learning to believe in the human potential to be good. And that story starts with one remarkable man who unknowingly manages to win the love of the personification of nature's vengeance in human skin.

The kicker is—that one man that befriends the monster? Who rewrites the vengeful being's whole worldview just by being beside him? He kinda fucking sucks, actually.

[mariocki]

The Nesting (Massacre Mansion, 1981)

"It may come as a surprise to you that a physicist could even contemplate the existence of paranormal phenomena."

"But you admit to the possibility."

"I admit the possibility of the unknown. I admit that science is only beginning to understand its own discoveries. But I do not believe in evil spirits or painted phantoms in windows."

[mejomonster]

I started reading Billy Bat manga by Urasawa Naoki (u may know him as the guy who did Monster) and jesus christ its wild. Absolute experience. Judas and Jesus are in it, so are ninjas, so is lee harvey oswald (technically at least 3), theres a bat thats satire about how evil mickey mouse and disney are, there's lying cartoons galore, there's the civil rights movement, the oppressivr terror of the ku klux klan and the structural damage of segregation and fucked up laws, and the pervasiveness of advertising and the coca cola company ("golden cola") there's real events sprinkled with gratuitious fictional shit about manipulative God Billy Bat (or perhaps "administrator/guide to the human race"), a scroll that could control the world, Fake walt disney has hired killers, the looming brutality of imperialism and corporations buying out poorer areas, killing in other countries and breaking laws and whatever else is needed to acquire what they want, there's a cartoon dog kennedy assasination, a baby kevin inherits the powers of an older kevin, there's ninjas and priests, there's a small town out west full of cowboy larpers who are this comic artists biggest fan club, a secret agent Smith with a heart of gold (one hopes), a teenager named jackie whos seeing visions, there's a good and evil fake "mickey mouse" bat but frankly theyre probqbly both evil cause either way they lie and manipulate to get people to do what they want, judas cameos not only in his jesus arc but as a little kiddo, and like. Im not even halfway done. Einstein JUST showed up.

[jjbster]

[anyonghalimaw]

it still drives me insane how mask off white liberals have gotten. "erm well i dont want to die so im going to vote for biden even tho everything has gotten worse under him hes fulfilled 0 campaign promises and he is enabling a genocide and literally was a segregationist" all i hear is wah wah wah me me me Im scared for Myself Im worried about Me. like.

[reanimatedgh0ul]

imo sam being alt in general and rich ONLY works if his family is using their wealth and/or privilege to help those who are marginalized and just giving back to the community in general like yeah sam is rich but he wasn't raised that way yk i mean bc the mansons are old money (think the addams family)

if anything sam has to be diy when it comes to his fashion and/or supporting small locally owned and/or marginalized creators otherwise it doesn't work

[foxsoulcourt]

Enjoying many of the recent Actors on Actors interviews, including this one w/Taraji P Henson + Jeffrey Wright about many things, including their recent projects. The Color Purple for Ms Henson + American Fiction for Mr Wright.

[kisskisskisskisskiss]

The comments and replies on this are astounding like why in the actual fuck are you all fighting like children on a topic this complex.

Like please for the love of god stop fuckin fighting over this girl math shit. Do you all realize that the point of cultural analysis and critique is to point out patterns in culture and why they exist and not use them to attack others and that the reason it will not convince anyone is bc they can use the same shit or make their own critiques back? Like we live in a culture obsessed with this notion that there is a Science to Existence when culture very clearly can never be boiled down to something that concrete.

Your views on this trend if "girlification" hold meaning and are important but they dont make you more correct or morally superior. You are not a better person for hating these trends but also if you are taking these critiques personally maybe you need to uhhh....get a fucking grip? And maybe look inward and understand why you are so attached to these ideas of femininity and, if you really see it as survival or reclaimation, why do you feel the need to scream and cry and act fucking insane online about it?????

Its even fuckin weirder that any of yall arguing about it are doing it through this lense that you are more Right for it. It's like you have genuinely zero understanding of experiences outside your own but instead of trying to use that to grow, you're getting into screaming matches on tumblr and twitter about it like a bunch of babies.

"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

[boysnberriespie]

I see that some people went full mask off with the homophobia hmmm

[iwieldthesword]

I need to talk about this because it's making me feel insane.

Last week, my white leftist goyisch friends sat me, a wholeass antizionist Jew, down for a "talk" because they "needed to check in about Palestine" and make sure "our values aligned before we hung out again". They apparently needed to "suss out" where I stood on Palestinian rights, despite having had several conversations about Palestine and them being some of my closest friends. They needed to check, to search for and uncover my true values, because I had said some "disturbing things" that had made them "suspicious".

Disturbing things included:

Supporting IfNotNow which is a "liberal zionist organization" because it normalizes Jewish heritage in the Levant

Not bringing Palestine up enough, despite them also not bringing it up (this was apparently a test)

Mentioning that the Houthi's flag talks about cursing all Jews

Saying Stalin was antisemitic because of the "all the paw-grihms"

...and apparently other things they wouldn't specify, but had been tracking for months.

To clarify, I am an antizionist Jew from three generations of antizionist Jews. I have been vocal in my support of Palestinian liberation and in my condemnation both of Israel's actions and its violent founding as a state, and of zionism in many of its forms. I am a regular donor to Palestinian and Jewish NGOs and advocate for Jewish antizionism in person, at temple, and online. I have been talking about Palestinian liberation before they could point to Gaza on a map. But they needed to make sure, they needed to "suss out", they needed to check. And it's notable that the majority of moments that made them suspicious of me were times where I talked about antisemitism: not about Palestinian liberation, not about Israeli decolonization, not about anything actually relevant to Palestine. It was talking about antisemitism that made them check to see if I was a cryptozionist.

One of the most pervasive and insidious forms of antisemitism is the idea that Jews are inherently untrustworthy and suspicious. You have to constantly be on guard, track what they say and do, "suss out" the real truth. You have to keep them in line and and watch them carefully because they're liars and sneaks, and if you're not looking closely they'll return to their real values (and drag you down with them). This is where the idea of "cryptozionist" comes from and what it's directly building off of: the inherent untrustworthiness of Jews and the need to check. Because no matter how close you become you can't actually trust them, and any upstanding gentile should make sure to avoid associating with Jews before "sussing out" their real allegiances and intentions. You have to make them turn out their pockets, just in case.

I'm the first and only Jew they actually were friends with; I know because they've told me (strangely proud of it in the way white Americans are proud of that kind of thing). They've asked me questions about Judaism and fawned over how beautiful and unique it was for me to be connected to my community and culture. Pre-October 7th, one of them had even mentioned being interested in coming to services at my temple. She still has my copy of our siddur. But now she needed to "check" before she could be seen with me in public. Which is what it was: it wasn't a "you're my friend and I need to give you some feedback because you're fucking up" kind of intervention (which is normal and important to have), it was a trial. It was a last chance for me to prove to them that I'm clean-enough that they could afford to risk being seen with me in public, just in case someone noticed them fraternizing with a hypothetical Enemy and their leftism was compromised. It was a test to make sure that I behave properly when required to, that I'd play along and do what I'm told and turn out my pockets if asked (because any refusal would validate the notion of having something to hide). And above all it was an opportunity for them to reaffirm their own cleanliness by putting my imagined immorality in its place.

I did what I needed to do: I smiled. I apologized. I "didn't know that". I "appreciated the feedback". I turned out my pockets because what else could I do? They'd decided who I was and what I believed, regardless of what I said or did, so there was no point in explaining that they were wrong about me. If I had told them they were being antisemitic, it would just have been proof that they were right. Caring about antisemitism is a dogwhistle in the spaces they've chosen: it's not a real form of oppression, it's a tactic for sneaky, lying Jews to weasel out of admitting their true alliances. There was nothing I could say.

Nothing's really changed for me. I'm going to continue my activism for Palestinian liberation rooted in my culture and my faith. Antizionism is still not antisemitism. But I got a reminder that many white goyisch leftists fundamentally just don't trust Jews, and that the activist spaces they're in not only exacerbate their antisemitism in an increasingly insular echo chamber, but also allow them to finally vent their internalized bigotry in a socially-acceptable way. In my former friends' eyes, what they did was activism—disavowing a Jew (and making me feel humiliated, scared, and unclean in the process) as a cathartic stand-in for doing fucking anything for actual Palestinian liberation—but for me it was a grief that I'll be feeling for a long time: not only over losing friends I loved and trusted, but also over my sense of belonging and security in leftist spaces.

[bug-kid-benny]

It's funny how easily they get offended by an everyday facet of language. Aren't these the people who complain about 'snowflakes' non-stop?

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Red Lobster was killed by private equity, not Endless Shrimp

For the rest of May, my bestselling solarpunk utopian novel THE LOST CAUSE (2023) is available as a $2.99, DRM-free ebook!

A decade ago, a hedge fund had an improbable viral comedy hit: a 294-page slide deck explaining why Olive Garden was going out of business, blaming the failure on too many breadsticks and insufficiently salted pasta-water:

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/940944/000092189514002031/ex991dfan14a06297125_091114.pdf

Everyone loved this story. As David Dayen wrote for Salon, it let readers "mock that silly chain restaurant they remember from their childhoods in the suburbs" and laugh at "the silly hedge fund that took the time to write the world’s worst review":

https://www.salon.com/2014/09/17/the_real_olive_garden_scandal_why_greedy_hedge_funders_suddenly_care_so_much_about_breadsticks/

But – as Dayen wrote at the time, the hedge fund that produced that slide deck, Starboard Value, was not motivated by dissatisfaction with bread-sticks. They were "activist investors" (finspeak for "rapacious assholes") with a giant stake in Darden Restaurants, Olive Garden's parent company. They wanted Darden to liquidate all of Olive Garden's real-estate holdings and declare a one-off dividend that would net investors a billion dollars, while literally yanking the floor out from beneath Olive Garden, converting it from owner to tenant, subject to rent-shocks and other nasty surprises.

They wanted to asset-strip the company, in other words ("asset strip" is what they call it in hedge-fund land; the mafia calls it a "bust-out," famous to anyone who watched the twenty-third episode of The Sopranos):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bust_Out

Starboard didn't have enough money to force the sale, but they had recently engineered the CEO's ouster. The giant slide-deck making fun of Olive Garden's food was just a PR campaign to help it sell the bust-out by creating a narrative that they were being activists* to save this badly managed disaster of a restaurant chain.

*assholes

Starboard was bent on eviscerating Darden like a couple of entrail-maddened dogs in an elk carcass:

https://web.archive.org/web/20051220005944/http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~solan/dogsinelk/

They had forced Darden to sell off another of its holdings, Red Lobster, to a hedge-fund called Golden Gate Capital. Golden Gate flogged all of Red Lobster's real estate holdings for $2.1 billion the same day, then pissed it all away on dividends to its shareholders, including Starboard. The new landlords, a Real Estate Investment Trust, proceeded to charge so much for rent on those buildings Red Lobster just flogged that the company's net earnings immediately dropped by half.

Dayen ends his piece with these prophetic words:

Olive Garden and Red Lobster may not be destinations for hipster Internet journalists, and they have seen revenue declines amid stagnant middle-class wages and increased competition. But they are still profitable businesses. Thousands of Americans work there. Why should they be bled dry by predatory investors in the name of “shareholder value”? What of the value of worker productivity instead of the financial engineers?

Flash forward a decade. Today, Dayen is editor-in-chief of The American Prospect, one of the best sources of news about private equity looting in the world. Writing for the Prospect, Luke Goldstein picks up Dayen's story, ten years on:

https://prospect.org/economy/2024-05-22-raiding-red-lobster/

It's not pretty. Ten years of being bled out on rents and flipped from one hedge fund to another has killed Red Lobster. It just shuttered 50 restaurants and declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Ten years hasn't changed much; the same kind of snark that was deployed at the news of Olive Garden's imminent demise is now being hurled at Red Lobster.

Instead of dunking on free bread-sticks, Red Lobster's grave-dancers are jeering at "Endless Shrimp," a promotional deal that works exactly how it sounds like it would work. Endless Shrimp cost the chain $11m.

Which raises a question: why did Red Lobster make this money-losing offer? Are they just good-hearted slobs? Can't they do math?

Or, you know, was it another hedge-fund, bust-out scam?

Here's a hint. The supplier who provided Red Lobster with all that shrimp is Thai Union. Thai Union also owns Red Lobster. They bought the chain from Golden Gate Capital, last seen in 2014, holding a flash-sale on all of Red Lobster's buildings, pocketing billions, and cutting Red Lobster's earnings in half.

Red Lobster rose to success – 700 restaurants nationwide at its peak – by combining no-frills dining with powerful buying power, which it used to force discounts from seafood suppliers. In response, the seafood industry consolidated through a wave of mergers, turning into a cozy cartel that could resist the buyer power of Red Lobster and other major customers.

This was facilitated by conservation efforts that limited the total volume of biomass that fishers were allowed to extract, and allocated quotas to existing companies and individual fishermen. The costs of complying with this "catch management" system were high, punishingly so for small independents, bearably so for large conglomerates.

Competition from overseas fisheries drove consolidation further, as countries in the global south were blocked from implementing their own conservation efforts. US fisheries merged further, seeking economies of scale that would let them compete, largely by shafting fishermen and other suppliers. Today's Alaskan crab fishery is dominated by a four-company cartel; in the Pacific Northwest, most fish goes through a single intermediary, Pacific Seafood.

These dominant actors entered into illegal collusive arrangements with one another to rig their markets and further immiserate their suppliers, who filed antitrust suits accusing the companies of operating a monopsony (a market with a powerful buyer, akin to a monopoly, which is a market with a powerful seller):

https://www.classaction.org/news/pacific-seafood-under-fire-for-allegedly-fixing-prices-paid-to-dungeness-crabbers-in-pacific-northwest

Golden Gate bought Red Lobster in the midst of these fish wars, promising to right its ship. As Goldstein points out, that's the same promise they made when they bought Payless shoes, just before they destroyed the company and flogged it off to Alden Capital, the hedge fund that bought and destroyed dozens of America's most beloved newspapers:

https://pluralistic.net/2021/10/16/sociopathic-monsters/#all-the-news-thats-fit-to-print

Under Golden Gate's management, Red Lobster saw its staffing levels slashed, so diners endured longer wait times to be seated and served. Then, in 2020, they sold the company to Thai Union, the company's largest supplier (a transaction Goldstein likens to a Walmart buyout of Procter and Gamble).

Thai Union continued to bleed Red Lobster, imposing more cuts and loading it up with more debts financed by yet another private equity giant, Fortress Investment Group. That brings us to today, with Thai Union having moved a gigantic amount of its own product through a failing, debt-loaded subsidiary, even as it lobbies for deregulation of American fisheries, which would let it and its lobbying partners drain American waters of the last of its depleted fish stocks.

Dayen's 2020 must-read book Monopolized describes the way that monopolies proliferate, using the US health care industry as a case-study:

https://pluralistic.net/2021/01/29/fractal-bullshit/#dayenu

After deregulation allowed the pharma sector to consolidate, it acquired pricing power of hospitals, who found themselves gouged to the edge of bankruptcy on drug prices. Hospitals then merged into regional monopolies, which allowed them to resist pharma pricing power – and gouge health insurance companies, who saw the price of routine care explode. So the insurance companies gobbled each other up, too, leaving most of us with two or fewer choices for health insurance – even as insurance prices skyrocketed, and our benefits shrank.

Today, Americans pay more for worse healthcare, which is delivered by health workers who get paid less and work under worse conditions. That's because, lacking a regulator to consolidate patients' interests, and strong unions to consolidate workers' interests, patients and workers are easy pickings for those consolidated links in the health supply-chain.

That's a pretty good model for understanding what's happened to Red Lobster: monopoly power and monopsony power begat more monopolies and monoposonies in the supply chain. Everything that hasn't consolidated is defenseless: diners, restaurant workers, fishermen, and the environment. We're all fucked.

Decent, no-frills family restaurant are good. Great, even. I'm not the world's greatest fan of chain restaurants, but I'm also comfortably middle-class and not struggling to afford to give my family a nice night out at a place with good food, friendly staff and reasonable prices. These places are easy pickings for looters because the people who patronize them have little power in our society – and because those of us with more power are easily tricked into sneering at these places' failures as a kind of comeuppance that's all that's due to tacky joints that serve the working class.

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/23/spineless/#invertebrates

[foxfeatherpunks]

This country really has a hard-on for individualism right up until somebody dares to be an individual...

[batboyblog]

Things Biden and the Democrats did, this week #26

July 5-12 2024

The IRS announced it had managed to collect $1 billion in back taxes from high-wealth tax cheats. The program focused on persons with more than $1 million in yearly income who owned more than $250,000 in unpaid taxes. Thanks to money in Biden's 2022 Inflation Reduction Act the IRS is able to undertake more enforcement against rich tax cheats after years of Republicans cutting the agency's budget, which they hope to do again if they win power again.

The Biden administration announced a $244 million dollar investment in the federal government’s registered apprenticeship program. This marks the largest investment in the program's history with grants going out to 52 programs in 32 states. The President is focused on getting well paying blue collar opportunities to people and more people are taking part in the apprenticeship program than ever before. Republican pledge to cut it, even as employers struggle to find qualified workers.

The Department of Transportation announced the largest single project in the department's history, $11 billion dollars in grants for the The Hudson River Tunnel. Part of the $66 billion the Biden Administration has invested in our rail system the tunnel, the most complex Infrastructure project in the nation would link New York and New Jersey by rail under the Hudson. Once finished it's believed it'll impact 20% of the American economy by improving and speeding connection throughout the Northeast.

The Department of Energy announced $1.7 billion to save auto worker's jobs and convert factories to electronic vehicles. The Biden administration will used the money to save or reopen factories in Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, and Virginia and retool them to make electric cars. The project will save 15,000 skilled union worker jobs, and created 2,900 new high-quality jobs.

The Department of Housing and Urban Development reached a settlement with The Appraisal Foundation over racial discrimination. TAF is the organization responsible for setting standards and qualifications for real estate appraisers. The Bureau of Labor Statistics last year found that TAF was 94.7% White and 0.6% Black, making it the least racially diverse of the 800 occupations surveyed. Black and Latino home owners are far more likely to have their houses under valued than whites. Under the settlement with HUD TAF will have to take serious steps to increase diversity and remove structural barriers to diversity.

The Department of Justice disrupted an effort by the Russian government to influence public opinion through AI bots. The DoJ shut down nearly 1,000 twitter accounts that were linked to a Russian Bot farm. The bots used AI technology to not only generate tweets but also AI image faces for profile pictures. The effort seemed focused on boosting support for Russia's war against Ukraine and spread negative stories/impressions about Ukraine.

The Department of Transportation announces $1.5 billion to help local authorities buy made in America buses. 80% of the funding will go toward zero or low-emission technology, a part of the President's goal of reaching zero emissions by 2050. This is part of the $5 billion the DOT has spent over the last 3 years replacing aging buses with new cleaner technology.

President Biden with Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau and Finnish President Alexander Stubb signed a new agreement on the arctic. The new trilateral agreement between the 3 NATO partners, known as the ICE Pact, will boost production of ice breaking ships, the 3 plan to build as many as 90 between them in the coming years. The alliance hopes to be a counter weight to China's current dominance in the ice breaker market and help western allies respond to Russia's aggressive push into the arctic waters.

The Department of Transportation announced $1.1 billion for greater rail safety. The program seeks to, where ever possible, eliminate rail crossings, thus removing the dangers and inconvenience to communities divided by rail lines. It will also help update and improve safety measures at rail crossings.

The Department of the Interior announced $120 million to help tribal communities prepare for climate disasters. This funding is part of half a billion dollars the Biden administration has spent to help tribes build climate resilience, which itself is part of a $50 billion dollar effort to build climate resilience across the nation. This funding will help support drought measures, wildland fire mitigation, community-driven relocation, managed retreat, protect-in-place efforts, and ocean and coastal management.

The USDA announced $100 million in additional funds to help feed low income kids over the summer. Known as "SUN Bucks" or "Summer EBT" the new Biden program grants the families of kids who qualify for free meals at school $120 dollars pre-child for groceries. This comes on top of the traditional SUN Meals program which offers school meals to qualifying children over the summer, as well as the new under President Biden SUN Meals To-Go program which is now offering delivery of meals to low-income children in rural areas. This grant is meant to help local governments build up the Infrastructure to support and distribute SUN Bucks. If fully implemented SUN Bucks could help 30 million kids, but many Republican governors have refused the funding.

USAID announced its giving $100 million to the UN World Food Program to deliver urgently needed food assistance in Gaza. This will bring the total humanitarian aid given by the US to the Palestinian people since the war started in October 2023 to $774 million, the single largest donor nation. President Biden at his press conference last night said that Israel and Hamas have agreed in principle to a ceasefire deal that will end the war and release the hostages. US negotiators are working to close the final gaps between the two sides and end the war.

The Senate confirmed Nancy Maldonado to serve as a Judge on the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Maldonado is the 202nd federal Judge appointed by President Biden to be confirmed. She will the first Latino judge to ever serve on the 7th Circuit which covers Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin.

Bonus: At the NATO summit in Washington DC President Biden joined 32 allies in the Ukraine compact. Allies from Japan to Iceland confirmed their support for Ukraine and deepening their commitments to building Ukraine's forces and keeping a free and Democratic Ukraine in the face of Russian aggression. World leaders such as British Prime Minster Keir Starmer, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz, French President Emmanuel Macron, and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, praised President Biden's experience and leadership during the NATO summit

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