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[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Nnnope. I’m not that stupid. I can’t make you believe me.

Would it help if I told you I can’t really possess people anymore??? It like. Suuuuper hurts

Oh! You’re here! Uh- hi? Hope you’re not too mad at me

@swordsman-but-pokemon

Why are you here.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

I attacked because I was lonely but through the power of Kirby I am no longer that stupid

If that’s what you’re asking

Oh! You’re here! Uh- hi? Hope you’re not too mad at me

@swordsman-but-pokemon

Why are you here.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Gonna be honest I don’t really know. I don’t even know how I’m still alive but I’m chill now I’m chill I have friends and do not intend on being that stupid ever again

Oh! You’re here! Uh- hi? Hope you’re not too mad at me

@swordsman-but-pokemon

Why are you here.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

“For his neutral special he wields a gun” -Super Smash Bros trailer for Joker

Oh.

I coulda sworn it also had blades.

...In fairness, I do also wield a gun. On occasion.

for ur neutral special???

What.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

He doesn't cook people

Pelipper Mail: An ice cooler with someone's severed left leg inside. Enjoy

YAAAAYYYYYY

ouuh ehehehhehehehheeuuhh

i wonder if i can get my uncle to cook this for me

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

He said no

Pelipper Mail: An ice cooler with someone's severed left leg inside. Enjoy

YAAAAYYYYYY

ouuh ehehehhehehehheeuuhh

i wonder if i can get my uncle to cook this for me

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Need help?

i have lost something UNIMAGINABLY important UM

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Sand is "coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere."

u were in ur anakin era yesterday i see lol

idk what that means but it feels like an insult

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

It’s bright 👍

so how's the Death Hole

Never been, and I don't intend to. Ever. No idea! -Starf

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Good choice :3

OKAY FINE KIRBY'S NOT LAME QUIT YELLING AT ME

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

I’ve met him he’s like my best friend and he is anything BUT lame

And yeah he’s scary lol but only if you piss him off

kirby is lame...

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

peliper mail! cake. it’s adorned in a mint cream frosting, and it seems to have been freshly baked.

-hari

OUGH CAKE. LOVE. YUM

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Also King Whatever aren't you fucking dead???? Like you died?? And she's still alive and helping????

I will not tolerate such language directed towards me.

If there is indeed an alternate version of Zelda in this... multiverse, was it called?... who is "happier" without me, that does not hold any weight to the here and now. This is my daughter. You are not allowed to assume such things of her.

~Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule

Womp womp I'll call you whatever the dist I want King Roadworkahead Bellendius Hyrule

It doesn't take a genius to see that you're genuinely upsetting her with your presence. And what gives you the right to assume that she's a failure?! Just because you're her father? That's bullshit!

And she's not a failure in any sense of the word. Do you know who sealed away Ganon and ended the Calamity? Zelda. I watched. Do you know who was rebuilding Hyrule after the Calamity? Zelda.

So leave her alone.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

SWEET NOVA

trying to solo pilot a 20 pilot ship was a mistake

but i did succeed in piloting it

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

That! Is a solid block of redstone! I'm not nearly smart enough to use anything with redstone besides turning on a light but it has a lot of uses... in another world

Pelipper mail! A perfect one meter cube of a strange red material. It glows faintly from within, and brushing up against it leaves bits of red-glowing dust on things.

What is this?

I... don't have a clue. It kind of tingles.

I'm not sure rubbing the strange red rock-dust on your fur is safe scientific practice.

But it does get results! Look, it glows brighter when I use magic on it!

What are we going to do with it?

...No idea. I'm sure the humans around here who study rocks will be interested though!

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

ooc

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