#reaches the top

[shamebats]

[ID of a Reddit comment by Emotional-Fig9952 saying: "tbh before top surgery i was a c cup and when going into gay bathhouses, i had multiple people ask if i had gynecomastia. i didn’t even expect to pass, but people see what they expect to see and don’t question it too deep. one guy even came up to me and was like “i have gynecomastia too” and motioned to his small titties and asked me “did you get made fun of growing up as a boy with tits?” i just nodded and went along with it. i was shocked but then got used to it pretty quickly. people just assume"/end ID]

Solidarity between cis & trans men with tits now and forever

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[iridescentis]

i had a bunch of blankets and plushies stuffed between the wall and my bedframe because when my cat was a kitten she thought it was peak comedy to launch herself into the gap, get stuck, then scale the bed and bap me on the head as I tried to help her escape

we removed all of that stuff today because i lost something and didn't bother to put all of it back because she's grown up now, right?

NOPE.

she still thinks that's the funniest fucking game ever invented, it is 1am and i am trying my hardest not to wake up my whole family with the sounds of her scratching up my bed while im laughing at her

[glassedplanets]

more sketches! zs on the brain

[ryllen]

it's only because he can balance it out

[eldritchdilf]

I'm whoring out my current favorite band with the most effective strategies I know. Go listen to Kanonenfieber.

Here's a beginner's playlist I made. Come back and talk to me if you like what you hear.

[shawsimmer]

spring is coming to an end ☀️

[burning-sol]

People will say they're a short king but your "short" king can comfortably use the bus handles while my ass has to be told to sit down because people recognise I am a hazard if left to stand on the bus (will fall over and eat shit and die if I do not crash into someone first).

I realise people won't understand unless I provide a diagram so here you go.

[butch-with-a-deep-voice]

Need to eat her out until she's so wet I'm swallowing between each suckle. Until the neck of my shirt is soaked, the sheets are soaked, everything because I got a little too sloppy in my hunger. I need to drown in her.

[pleucas]

irresponsible illegal getaway drive

[comicaurora]

Do you have a favorite thing you've drawn? Either for Aurora or an OSP video

it's wearable

[catastrophe-of-clovers]

He is Middle aged -Wahoo!-

The anime’s at the point where I found it appropriate to finish this

[kitkabam]

"If you're looking for tea, it's on the top shelf. "

My Rook's 4'11 self:

[theladysunami]

I had a very odd dream where a train (or bus?) I was on got yanked into another world. While my dream had nothing to do with SVSSS, it did have my waking self thinking about how hilarious and/or horrifying such a thing could be as an AU.

Imagine Shen Yuan riding the subway, train or bus one day, when something happens and his whole car gets yanked into the world of PIDW. Nobody else in the car knows anything about PIDW, so Shen Yuan finds himself with the self imposed task of keeping this eccentric group of strangers alive in a weird world full of demons, monsters, and aphrodisiac plants.

The group’s first assumption would probably be that they’re still on modern earth, and just got teleported somewhere. Their second assumption, if they come across common folk, might be they somehow ended up in the past.

Then they run into some monster, or people riding on swords with specific uniforms, or a commoner mentions a name or event only Shen Yuan recognizes. The rest of the party debates what sort of Xianxia or Wuxia world they’ve ended up in, while poor Shen Yuan sweats bullets. He knows exactly what world they are in, and they are so screwed.

I have this image of poor beleaguered nerd Shen Yuan successfully protecting and leading this group of primary school kids, their cute teacher, and a handful of grannies and grandpas, while all the other adults and older teens keep wandering off and getting themselves in trouble.

[wyfern]

I needed more Arthur Morgan in @crowtrail 's style so i attempted to make some myself

[icemavly]

CHARLIE DALTON AND PETE MITCHELL. DAMN IT, NEIL. THE NAME IS NUWANDA / I’M MAVERICK. richard siken, war of the foxes. natalie diaz, a brother named gethsemane. crywank, only everyone can judge me. trista mateer, ask again later. reddit discussion, “why are some people so confident?”