#rats for the win
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Source: Bruins Rinkside (YouTube)
(I can’t rlly hear the questions properly so bear with me a little)
[“Marchy what do you think of the way Bertuzzi agitated—or walked the lines?”]
“Yeah he’s— one of those guys that you really don’t wanna play against, love having on your team. And— sort of a competitive guy by nature. He’s always in the mix, always in the battle, goes towards the dirty areas and—those are the guys who are really frustrating to play against, even when he’s not running around—and he was, a little bit, so—yeah it’s great to see and, you know, he plays that playoff style all year long and he’s the guy you wanna go to war with. We’re lucky to have him right now, he’s plying great, and he had a big game for us.”
[question about the stolen stick]
Big smile “I saw that yesterday! I was [indistinguishable] on that, yeah I didn’t notice that during the game but— he’s a little greaseball (affectionate) , you know? I love it.”
[“he pretty much became an instant bruin”]
“Yeah yeah. No I—again, he’s a guy that you love having on your team and — that stuff just makes you laugh so it’s funny.”
[indistinguishable question about the fate of the stick]
“Yeah I don’t know what he was thinking there, that would’ve been broken or in the crowd if that was me”
#source: YouTube#rinkside interview#4/19/23#boston bruins#bruins lb#brad marchand#63#tyler bertuzzi#59#i love their relationship <3#the whole thing was like 3 mins long and marchy spent a whole third just praising Bert#it’s adorable#rats for the win#greaseball (affectionate)
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so basically lestat fucked up louis and louis fucked up armand and armand fucked up daniel but also lestat did fuck up armand. and armand fucked up lestat and louis fucked up lestat and armand fucked up louis also louis fucked up daniel so they are all pretty fucked up emotionally i would say and lestat has feelings for louis but beef with armand and does not know daniel and louis has feelings for lestat AND armand- but armand is a kind of a 70 year rebound- and he hit on daniel in a gay bar and daniel has never met lestat wanted to fuck louis and had a memory wipe situationship with armand and armand has feelings for AND beef with lestat, is lavender married to louis and spent four years stalking daniel to ask him to call paris. so what i am saying here is that unfortunately for the sake of balance lestat and the journalist should have to both fuck and fuck eachother up.
#love square of all love squares#heres how daniel molloy interviewing rockstar lestat can still win#although i think if lestat stepped within a hundred mile radius of daniel molloy armand would find an even higher tower to fling him off#interview with the vampire#crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once th#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy#the vampire chronicles#iwtv#iwtv s2#amc iwtv
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I don’t see any rat licking in here but nonetheless this is awesome
Amazing Rat Tricks
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Ren: (in his sort of posh 'pirate' voice) Do you think pirates could ever find…true love? (voice breaking, as if about to cry) I think not. Or at least. I have never found true love, being a pirate. 'specially one of the rat kind. (he wails) Woe is me. (normal voice) Uh, anyways. (laughs) Still got a couple water sources to, um, to solidify here, guys. (laughs, switches back to 'pirate' voice) One of my fleas has said, "I thought you were supposed to have a wife." I mean, I do have a wife. But she doesn't have to know the life of a pirate. For all she knows…we're just. In her majesty's ratesty--in her royal ratesty's navy. Which we were. But I was mutinied. My crew kicked me off of my own ship, Daisy the Third, and then I turned to a life of pirating. I'm not proud! There were many moments in which I thought to myself, "is this the real me? What have I become? I've lost sight of everything I've ever valued!" (sort of smarmy, flirtatious voice) But then at the same time, theladies, you know? The ladies. (wailing) Ohh, what a life at sea it is.
#rendog#rats smp#ripsmp#video#transcribed#captain ren rat cheats on his wife real not fake#here's how treebark can still win
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in light of Neil Banging Out The Tunes day...
#tumblr polls#neil gaiman#neil banging out the tunes#tumblr culture#personally i'm rooting for Lord Gaiman#but i'm fully expecting the xylophone rat to win
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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Tkachuk saying that his win was also for the Flames fans cause he couldn't let Edmonton win lmaooooo
#nhl#hockey#florida panthers#scf 2024#stanley cup champions#matthew tkachuk#unleash the rats!!#oilers lose everyone else wins!
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I feel like a whole bunch of people are going to be disappointed if the Rat Grinders don’t get revived and rehabbed, but like… choices have consequences and yeah they’re teens and it’s tragic, but this is a world full of tragic teens. Like they picked this and they worked towards it and they didn’t have to. I don’t really understand this need for them to be revived because it seems more ethical to people? Like Dane Blade and Penelope Everpetal were manipulated teens and they are fully in hell. I think it would be narratively unsatisfying to bring them back just because they’re kids when they literally left Lucy to rot. Let the tragedy be tragic, come on.
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#rat grinders#to pull an ally#feeling big ‘this is how Bernie can still win’ energy
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I raise my voice when I tell him I love him!!!
#BUT HE STILL STOOD RIGHT THERE!!!#I’ve been listening to hop along again#Elizabeth and Elizabeth made me think of them#I literally can’t tell if that’s actually the lyric because everyone says something different#that’s just how I’ve always heard it#untapped rage had me rolling in my grave#sitting there going ‘I TOLD YOU SO.’ at the wall#the rat grinders love each other and I win#best friends#(in their strange fucked up way)#d20#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#dimension 20 fhjy#kipperlilly copperkettle#lucy frostblade#undescribed#not described#my art
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Official AI-Generated Massive Rat Penis Post
#official penis post#penish#AI#this got thru PEER REVIEW and was published y’all#scary#win for big dick fans though?#rat
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may we see splinter have a staring contest with the red eared slider that often stares into the void
He's too powerful
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#winning is not an option#ReviSplinter au#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt fancomic#tmnt au#tmnt iteration#tmnt splinter#my rat art#turtle tots#ask#*insert shooting stars playing in the backround*
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i finally watched Grians pov + my friend asked me to draw my Grian eating a rat
(translation for the rat eating comic: 1. "Grian! I have some Amazing news!" // 2. "A-ah... am i interrupting?" // 3. (squeak) // 4. "Scaar ... hey...")
#grian#hermitcraft#limited life#3rd life smp#artwork#the bad boys are fun but im really hoping for a clockers or noisy neighbours win#ive been drawing him daily for the past few days. hes my current muse. for some reason#blood#tw animal death#hes eating a rat#goodtimeswithscar#i forgot i put him there#desert duo
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More of penelope and odysseus being rat bastards in love please. I know for a fact that these two were menaces to any neighboring kingdoms. They were pulling scams, they committed crimes, I know these two are just the most obnoxious people at a party.
#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#odysseus#penelope#Odysseus penelope being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love#Banging pots and pans together they are mences straight up gremlins#I know for a fact that telemachus spends parties going I'm so sorry for them#No it's not my dad's trauma Athena says he's always been like that#Odypen dedicating everything they win/steal/scam to Athena so she finds this behavior funny#Not my phone correcting rat to rational 😭
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#pwhl#pwhl montreal#pwhl boston#pwhl minnesota#pwhl toronto#pwhl ottawa#pwhl new york#i know it's only april fools but enjoy your pizza rats win NY fans lol
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So you’re telling me in season 3 I get to experience human Lestat AND I get my favorite version of Armand, psychocunt gremlin sewer rat, back on screen???????????
#I keep winning this is crazy#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#armand#ok I’ll admit sewer rat Armand is tied with San Francisco Armand for my favorite
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can i request three somehow forced into a fake dating situation
Three stares directly into Martyn’s eyes. They are blue and of an average size. It feels as though maybe this should be against the rules, but according to the book it had read, this was… normal. A normal thing to do on a date. Look deeply into someone’s eyes. It would not be suspicious at all, even though Three isn’t really sure how to look more or less deeply into anyone’s eyes at all. Eyes are not flat, but even when Three Looks, it isn’t as though there is anything interesting in there.
Martyn is sweating somewhat. He looks away first.
Three’s pretty sure this counts as a victory, especially given Martyn can’t see Three’s face behind the mask anyway. It is good Three has now won the game of ‘staring lovingly into its date’s eyes’, because that had been a strange, threatening mortal ritual. It would rather not do that again.
“Haha, thanks again for agreeing to this date,” Martyn says, very suspiciously looking around the small cafe in a bustling semi-private Origins server. “It’s been so long since we’ve gotten to hang out like this. Gods, do I sound stupid.”
“You do,” Three says.
“You don’t have to answer those,” Martyn says.
“Will comply,” Three says.
“Oh, for the love of—we’re on a date. A date!” Here, Martyn winks obnoxiously. “It’s not a mission.” He winks obnoxiously again. “Besides, you should lighten up!”
“Will comply,” Three says.
“You know, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was,” Martyn says cheerfully. “Anyway, I should order us some drinks! Have some conversation! Keep an eye out around us, yeah, for our waiter?”
“You are not very subtle,” Three says.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn says. “Besides, honestly? I am really glad to just hang out with you. Because we’re dating! On this server for fancy couples. Yep.”
The problem is, of course, that a fancy origins server is a great place for the strangest of people to hide.
When Martyn had asked a favor, Three had been… uncertain. This was not because Three doesn’t care for Martyn—it does, greatly—or because Three didn’t want to see Martyn—they’d met up a few times before now, tentative and quiet and frustrated and all the things that were hard to explain, and then in all the ways they were okay again—but because Martyn, for all Three cares for him, is still an idiot.
Three is its own handler, now. It does not have to follow handlers that are morons. It had told Martyn this. When Martyn had stopped wheezing, he’d explained that it’d be fun. Not Listener business, he promised; he still hadn’t quite gotten out, but he wouldn’t drag Three in, Scout’s honor.
(Three believes him. It’s never been that Three doesn’t trust him.)
It was a friend of Martyn’s that had gone missing. Apparently, on some fancy modded server? And now, Martyn wanted Three to come help him do some recon because, quote, “Jimmy laughed at me until he cried and that hurt me a little bit, not going to lie, and I’ve used up the favors Ren owes me, and Oli was busy. Have you met Oli? You’d like Oli.”
(Three did not like Oli.)
Three agreed, despite its better judgement. The reason it thought this may be a poor plan was because—
“Ah, the lovely Valentines,” the waiter says. He gives them a plate of lovely heart-shaped calamari. Three wonders if they had belonged to heart-shaped squid. “It’s a lovely evening, isn’t it?”
“Yes, it’s wonderful here with my beloved!” Martyn says.
The waiter and Martyn both look at Three. Three doesn’t say anything and sits perfectly still.
“Um,” the waiter says.
“It’s for a health condition,” Martyn says, which technically isn’t a lie.
“Very well, sirs, although it may get in the way of the kissing competition!”
Martyn, who had just started sipping some wine, chokes on it.
“I will win the kissing competition,” Three says.
Martyn chokes harder.
“I will see you to it!” the waiter says. “And of course, our patented species comparability exam is the highlight of the evening.”
“Oh. I am not sure I can produce viable offspring,” Three says.
The waiter stares at Three. Three stares back, although not into the waiter’s eyes, as to not cause any confusion. The mask somewhat prevents that from working, though.
“Very well then,” the waiter says. “I suppose just—do you need help?”
“It knows what it’s doing,” Martyn hisses.
“I did do research before coming here,” Three says.
“I’ll just head on,” the waiter says, in a tone that suggests to Three that maybe it did not do enough research before agreeing to help Martyn.
Oh well.
At least the mask means it doesn’t have to keep a straight face as it picks Martyn off the ground and, completely flat in tone, says: “Do not die. I would be sad if you died of something as stupid as choking on wine.”
“I asked for this,” Martyn says.
“Yes,” Three says. “You did. That is why I am here.”
(Beneath the table, it grabs Martyn’s hand. Martyn squeezes Three’s hand back. It had missed him, though. For all they do not see each other often—)
(Well. It had missed him, though.)
#answered#ask game#strifetxt#solving counting sheep talk#a bee fic#not going to fandom tag this one because frankly scs always confuses me on whether it’d be rude to ;-;#anyway lei your brain is so huge. this is such an inherently funny concept.#hermitshipping#trafficshipping#I MEAN. NO THIS ONE IS PLATONIC ACTUALLY BUT I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE TAGS BLOCKED WOULDNT WANNA SEE THIS#so I am BEING POLITE.#anyway I love solving counting sheep I should write side stories for it#I still periodically rotate three in my head like a rotisserie chicken.#THIS IS VERY STUPID BTW.#set nebulously A. Few? years after canon#up to you to decide EXACTLY win but it’s implied here some rats and some third life equivalent happened#so do with that as you will idk if that’s canon in my head but since its post fic canon who cares
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