#rats for the win

[alavenderleaf]

Source: Bruins Rinkside (YouTube)

(I can’t rlly hear the questions properly so bear with me a little)

[“Marchy what do you think of the way Bertuzzi agitated—or walked the lines?”]

“Yeah he’s— one of those guys that you really don’t wanna play against, love having on your team. And— sort of a competitive guy by nature. He’s always in the mix, always in the battle, goes towards the dirty areas and—those are the guys who are really frustrating to play against, even when he’s not running around—and he was, a little bit, so—yeah it’s great to see and, you know, he plays that playoff style all year long and he’s the guy you wanna go to war with. We’re lucky to have him right now, he’s plying great, and he had a big game for us.”

[question about the stolen stick]

Big smile “I saw that yesterday! I was [indistinguishable] on that, yeah I didn’t notice that during the game but— he’s a little greaseball (affectionate) , you know? I love it.”

[“he pretty much became an instant bruin”]

“Yeah yeah. No I—again, he’s a guy that you love having on your team and — that stuff just makes you laugh so it’s funny.”

[indistinguishable question about the fate of the stick]

“Yeah I don’t know what he was thinking there, that would’ve been broken or in the crowd if that was me”

[stealingpotatoes]

Hello great potato overlord, may we receive some TL4J shenanigans?

does "they all fell in a lake or smthn and one of them fares a lot better when soggy than the others" count as a shenanigan

(commission info // tip jar!)

[daftmooncretin]

so basically lestat fucked up louis and louis fucked up armand and armand fucked up daniel but also lestat did fuck up armand. and armand fucked up lestat and louis fucked up lestat and armand fucked up louis also louis fucked up daniel so they are all pretty fucked up emotionally i would say and lestat has feelings for louis but beef with armand and does not know daniel and louis has feelings for lestat AND armand- but armand is a kind of a 70 year rebound- and he hit on daniel in a gay bar and daniel has never met lestat wanted to fuck louis and had a memory wipe situationship with armand and armand has feelings for AND beef with lestat, is lavender married to louis and spent four years stalking daniel to ask him to call paris. so what i am saying here is that unfortunately for the sake of balance lestat and the journalist should have to both fuck and fuck eachother up.

[ratlicker69]

I don’t see any rat licking in here but nonetheless this is awesome

Amazing Rat Tricks

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Ren: (in his sort of posh 'pirate' voice) Do you think pirates could ever find…true love? (voice breaking, as if about to cry) I think not. Or at least. I have never found true love, being a pirate. 'specially one of the rat kind. (he wails) Woe is me. (normal voice) Uh, anyways. (laughs) Still got a couple water sources to, um, to solidify here, guys. (laughs, switches back to 'pirate' voice) One of my fleas has said, "I thought you were supposed to have a wife." I mean, I do have a wife. But she doesn't have to know the life of a pirate. For all she knows…we're just. In her majesty's ratesty--in her royal ratesty's navy. Which we were. But I was mutinied. My crew kicked me off of my own ship, Daisy the Third, and then I turned to a life of pirating. I'm not proud! There were many moments in which I thought to myself, "is this the real me? What have I become? I've lost sight of everything I've ever valued!" (sort of smarmy, flirtatious voice) But then at the same time, theladies, you know? The ladies. (wailing) Ohh, what a life at sea it is.

[starlight-soup]

in light of Neil Banging Out The Tunes day...

[bacchuschucklefuck]

okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

[thehuggybearslover]

Tkachuk saying that his win was also for the Flames fans cause he couldn't let Edmonton win lmaooooo

[queenshammer]

I feel like a whole bunch of people are going to be disappointed if the Rat Grinders don’t get revived and rehabbed, but like… choices have consequences and yeah they’re teens and it’s tragic, but this is a world full of tragic teens. Like they picked this and they worked towards it and they didn’t have to. I don’t really understand this need for them to be revived because it seems more ethical to people? Like Dane Blade and Penelope Everpetal were manipulated teens and they are fully in hell. I think it would be narratively unsatisfying to bring them back just because they’re kids when they literally left Lucy to rot. Let the tragedy be tragic, come on.

[ewwww-what]

I raise my voice when I tell him I love him!!!

[juneification]

The entire rat vs win drama occurring since the start makes me laugh cuz like it makes me feel like they're divorced and argue infront of their kids

[official-penis-posts]

Official AI-Generated Massive Rat Penis Post

[revitalizationrat]

may we see splinter have a staring contest with the red eared slider that often stares into the void

He's too powerful

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[wszczebrzyszynie]

i finally watched Grians pov + my friend asked me to draw my Grian eating a rat

(translation for the rat eating comic: 1. "Grian! I have some Amazing news!" // 2. "A-ah... am i interrupting?" // 3. (squeak) // 4. "Scaar ... hey...")

[backpackingspace]

More of penelope and odysseus being rat bastards in love please. I know for a fact that these two were menaces to any neighboring kingdoms. They were pulling scams, they committed crimes, I know these two are just the most obnoxious people at a party.

[wildaboutmnhockey]