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comicaurora 1 year ago
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Why is every single one of your male characters a walking shirtless scene?
a common misconception, only Dainix is a walking shirtless scene, when the others do it it's actually a sign that they're in distress :(
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madseance 1 year ago
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me every time in Broadchurch that Alec Hardy is forced to do something other than be a detective, like socialise with coworkers or go on a date: someone HELP HIM he's in a Situation
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noworldasgoodasmine 5 months ago
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These poor girls forced into awful battles
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is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute 2 years ago
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is this cute? im worried abt how hes moving around :(
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rating: not cute
why your ocelot is in an enclosure clearly built for a quiet is beyond me, but this is another behavior indicative of an ocelot that hasn't been neutered. please take it to the vet to get fixed as soon as possible, because the last thing that you want is more than one ocelot in your home.
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kdazrael 1 year ago
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I don't understand fandom's obsession with putting the Stranger Things characters in modern AUs and giving them cell phones and TikTok accounts. It would be kinder to feed them to the mind flayer tbh.
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is-the-player-video-cute 2 years ago
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Redoing my pinned post!
Hi! This blog is just for goofs, I am literally never going to be serious. Attention federal agents I am a satire blog or whatever
Asks and submissions are always open, dont be shy, I dont bite, Im a guy rating minecraft videos on tumblr.
Owner of the blog uses he/him :) all of the rating tags are below!
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isthejermaclipcute 11 months ago
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Rating: NOT cute!
This Jerma is in distress. Jermas are known for their silly noises, but that one is clearly an expression of fear. As Jermas are not typically fans of horror games, it would be best to remove this Jerma from this situation and allow him to calm down, perhaps by playing videos of car crashes.
me when someone asks what Nintendo console came out in 2012
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is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute 2 years ago
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ocelots should NOT be on tumblr under any circumstance. it puts them at risk for exposure to toxic substances like online discourse and homestuck, which can alter their brain structure permanently.
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is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute 2 years ago
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please take this ocelot to the vet and get it fixed asap. its agitated because its suffering from pancake ass and has no chance of getting a mate.
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unpopularvetopinions 2 years ago
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someone made more dogs that can't breathe, for some reason.
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 2 years ago
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oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end
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is-the-zedaph-video-cute 2 years ago
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everyone knows you shouldn鈥檛 subject your zed to rapid height changes otherwise u risk frighting him
@is-the-tangotek-video-cute @is-the-bdubs-video-cute @is-the-scar-video-cute
the way they all scream at the same time and tango's laughter is something that i enjoy so much...
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is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute 2 years ago
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my volgin got into my ocelot enclosure and idk what to do they're just staring at eachother help???
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get him out of there NOW!!! volgins and ocelots are naturally antagonistic to each other, and it appears that the volgin may be attempting to bully or intimidate your ocelot. especially with an ocelot that young, it hasnt yet grown its defensive spurs and is considerably smaller than the volgin. please keep them in separate rooms, if not completely separate buildings on opposite ends of the planet.
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valycandy 11 days ago
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I am ready for you馃い
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eorzeashan 2 years ago
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I tried to think of what kind of dog Eight would be until I realized he'd just be the husky from the Thing.
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