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Why is every single one of your male characters a walking shirtless scene?
a common misconception, only Dainix is a walking shirtless scene, when the others do it it's actually a sign that they're in distress :(
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me every time in Broadchurch that Alec Hardy is forced to do something other than be a detective, like socialise with coworkers or go on a date: someone HELP HIM he's in a Situation
#rating: NOT CUTE#this is not his natural environment he's stressed!!#鈫欙笍 Put it back#Broadchurch#alec hardy#fynn posts
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These poor girls forced into awful battles
#hidamari sketch#they may appear to be enjoying it but actually its a coping mechanism after years of fighting#rating: NOT CUTE
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#Rating: NOT CUTE#while some anger and fighting is important as enrichment this Temerian commander is clearly distressed#remove the kaedweni delegation from the negotiations table#and create an environment where he can spend more time with his weed smorking boyfriend to help him calm down to his natural level of anger#vernon roche#iorveth#rorveth#ioroche#weed smoking gfs#this post was brought to you by me adding one (1) kaedweni knight to my wip#morts art
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is this cute? im worried abt how hes moving around :(
rating: not cute
why your ocelot is in an enclosure clearly built for a quiet is beyond me, but this is another behavior indicative of an ocelot that hasn't been neutered. please take it to the vet to get fixed as soon as possible, because the last thing that you want is more than one ocelot in your home.
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I don't understand fandom's obsession with putting the Stranger Things characters in modern AUs and giving them cell phones and TikTok accounts. It would be kinder to feed them to the mind flayer tbh.
#rating: not cute#80s teenagers not made to exist in the modern hellscape of constant communication#stranger things
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Redoing my pinned post!
Hi! This blog is just for goofs, I am literally never going to be serious. Attention federal agents I am a satire blog or whatever
Asks and submissions are always open, dont be shy, I dont bite, Im a guy rating minecraft videos on tumblr.
Owner of the blog uses he/him :) all of the rating tags are below!
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Rating: NOT cute!
This Jerma is in distress. Jermas are known for their silly noises, but that one is clearly an expression of fear. As Jermas are not typically fans of horror games, it would be best to remove this Jerma from this situation and allow him to calm down, perhaps by playing videos of car crashes.
me when someone asks what Nintendo console came out in 2012
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ocelots should NOT be on tumblr under any circumstance. it puts them at risk for exposure to toxic substances like online discourse and homestuck, which can alter their brain structure permanently.
#rating: not cute#revolver ocelot#mgs#metal gear solid#mgs1#if an ocelot and a vriska were to interact i think the entire world would explode instantly
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please take this ocelot to the vet and get it fixed asap. its agitated because its suffering from pancake ass and has no chance of getting a mate.
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someone made more dogs that can't breathe, for some reason.
#unpopular veterinary opinion#unpopular breeding opinion#don't breed brachycephalic dogs#rating: not cute
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oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end
#anyway this popped into my head and now i want to buy it: Malpractice Doctor Barbie!#Barbie gets to kill a man and the only consequence is her insurance rates go up#i can see it now she would wear a cute little lab coat and a stethoscope and hold an itty bitty bloody scalpel
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everyone knows you shouldn鈥檛 subject your zed to rapid height changes otherwise u risk frighting him
@is-the-tangotek-video-cute @is-the-bdubs-video-cute @is-the-scar-video-cute
the way they all scream at the same time and tango's laughter is something that i enjoy so much...
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my volgin got into my ocelot enclosure and idk what to do they're just staring at eachother help???
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get him out of there NOW!!! volgins and ocelots are naturally antagonistic to each other, and it appears that the volgin may be attempting to bully or intimidate your ocelot. especially with an ocelot that young, it hasnt yet grown its defensive spurs and is considerably smaller than the volgin. please keep them in separate rooms, if not completely separate buildings on opposite ends of the planet.
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I am ready for you馃い
#feetcurves#feetfinder#feettickling#arched soles#feetpicwant#foot soles#candy toes#bare foot#cute little toes#beautiful soles#feetseller#toesucking#foot humiliation#lick her soles#feetpics#lickable toes#big soles#nylon toes#i sell custom pics#i sell newds#i sell dick rates#i sell premium#i sell custom content#i sell content#i sell noods#i sell videos#feetpose#foot feddish#bare toes#meaty soles
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I tried to think of what kind of dog Eight would be until I realized he'd just be the husky from the Thing.
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