#rating: not cute

[comicaurora]

Why is every single one of your male characters a walking shirtless scene?

a common misconception, only Dainix is a walking shirtless scene, when the others do it it's actually a sign that they're in distress :(

[madseance]

me every time in Broadchurch that Alec Hardy is forced to do something other than be a detective, like socialise with coworkers or go on a date: someone HELP HIM he's in a Situation

[is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute]

is this cute? im worried abt how hes moving around :(

rating: not cute

why your ocelot is in an enclosure clearly built for a quiet is beyond me, but this is another behavior indicative of an ocelot that hasn't been neutered. please take it to the vet to get fixed as soon as possible, because the last thing that you want is more than one ocelot in your home.

[is-the-player-video-cute]

Redoing my pinned post!

Hi! This blog is just for goofs, I am literally never going to be serious. Attention federal agents I am a satire blog or whatever

Asks and submissions are always open, dont be shy, I dont bite, Im a guy rating minecraft videos on tumblr.

Owner of the blog uses he/him :) all of the rating tags are below!

[isthejermaclipcute]

Rating: NOT cute!

This Jerma is in distress. Jermas are known for their silly noises, but that one is clearly an expression of fear. As Jermas are not typically fans of horror games, it would be best to remove this Jerma from this situation and allow him to calm down, perhaps by playing videos of car crashes.

me when someone asks what Nintendo console came out in 2012

[is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute]

rating: not cute

ocelots should NOT be on tumblr under any circumstance. it puts them at risk for exposure to toxic substances like online discourse and homestuck, which can alter their brain structure permanently.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

[unpopularvetopinions]

someone made more dogs that can't breathe, for some reason.

[is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute]

rating: not cute

please take this ocelot to the vet and get it fixed asap. its agitated because its suffering from pancake ass and has no chance of getting a mate.

[valycandy]

I am ready for you🤤

[is-the-zedaph-video-cute]

rating: not cute

everyone knows you shouldn’t subject your zed to rapid height changes otherwise u risk frighting him

@is-the-tangotek-video-cute @is-the-bdubs-video-cute @is-the-scar-video-cute

the way they all scream at the same time and tango's laughter is something that i enjoy so much...

[hobbymommyy]

Happy Monday 🤓

[is-the-mgs-ocelot-cute]

my volgin got into my ocelot enclosure and idk what to do they're just staring at eachother help???

rating: not cute

get him out of there NOW!!! volgins and ocelots are naturally antagonistic to each other, and it appears that the volgin may be attempting to bully or intimidate your ocelot. especially with an ocelot that young, it hasnt yet grown its defensive spurs and is considerably smaller than the volgin. please keep them in separate rooms, if not completely separate buildings on opposite ends of the planet.

[is-the-gem-video-cute]

Rating: NOT CUTE

This Gem is being traumatized! Too much exposure to other hermits flirting can cause damage or bans to those hermits! Xisumas are known to let Gems ban people, so make sure your hermit doesn't make a Gem too uncomfortable!

Iskall commissioning Joel for a.... particular statue (feat horrified gem in chat)

[valycandy]

Are my toes cute enough?

[ebitenpura]

I tried to think of what kind of dog Eight would be until I realized he'd just be the husky from the Thing.