#↙️ Put it back

[madseance]

me every time in Broadchurch that Alec Hardy is forced to do something other than be a detective, like socialise with coworkers or go on a date: someone HELP HIM he's in a Situation

[s3raphimssins]

you did a dating port mafia dazai hcs, it was really cute so could i please get a dating chuuya hcs in the 15 era where chuuya jst joins the port mafia & reader works there? thank you!!

15 CHUUYA X READER

➼Authors note: Ofcourse! I was thinking of doing something for 15 chuuya :0 might write a scenario after these headcannons

➼Pairings: chuuya x fem!reader

➼Summary: cute headcannons!

How you met:

Okay so you're already working in the mafia so you know your way around

And just one day dazai brought along a loud Chihuahua, so congratulations he's yours to tame :D

Ofcourse he dosent trust you right off the bat, he definitely takes a while but he once he does trust you he melts

You've done missions together with him and you spend alot of time together and slowly but surely he catches feelings for you

Once he does he doesn't realize it himself how what it is that he's feeling.

So when he notes how his heart races when you are with him, or the way he becomes red when you are in close proximity he panics

His first instinct is to try to rid himself of this feeling which will sometimes due to his anger cause him to lash out

But he feels incredibly guilty after and makes up for it after. After that he realizes he's DOWN BAD for you

It'll be more of a hopeless teens troupe, cuz I definitely can see him and you just completely flustered together over something

He takes a while to confess, but when he does it's special, it'll be something you'll definitely remember for the rest of your life

He's still new to the mafia so Mori sometimes asks you to guide him around, and he feels his heart going all ⬆️↖️↙️➡️⬇️↖️↗️↕️ when your talking and helping him (but he won't ever admit that)

He's also a really big acts of service guy so don't be surprised when you find some gifts on your desk every morning, or when your going out for a mission and he's not there he will give you something that will assure him you'll be back safe

DAZAI:

He needs his own category for this 😭

Un-ironically he will find out about your relationship whether chuuya likes it or not

He probably always teases and mocks chuuya about it all the time which chuuya always complains to you about

Sometimes even to make him jealous he would flirt with you only for chuuya to grab him screaming something and drag you out

He also helps you two subtly, he dosent want both of you to know but he does help in the smallest of ways

PROS:

YOU WILL BE RESPECTED

You will get memorable dates, they can be small stay at home dates to fancy dates, he makes everything special

He makes EVERYTHING about you aswell

Always puts you before him

He takes you out on rides on his motorbike!

Just imagine it's and you and him are just having the time of your lives speeding through Yokohama, and your holding his waist tightly resting your face on his back while he's smiling hopelessly

His anger reduces when he's with you believe it or not but you being their really helps him control

CONS:

But his anger is still there so he does tend to lash out on you :(

If he's having a bad day he just prefers not to talk about it or talk to anyone in that matter but ofc you being concerned for him you do, and he takes his anger out

His anger never gets physical, no matter how angry he is he will never raise his hand on you

But that said his words will sting

He says stuff he dosent mean like he wished he never dated you or insulting you

But after that he will feel extremely guilty and makes up for it

Also because of both of you being busy with the mafia, you will not really have that much time with each other and sometimes have to be away from each other for days, because one of you is on a mission some where else

Mori, being Mori he will tell chuuya to once let you go but he loves you too much to do that and keeps you even closer

But he's always there for you and reassures you

Overall best boyfriend 💘 always reassures you and loves you more than anything in the world

[anomalouslybrightside-1164]

!1!The Anomalously BRIGHT Side!1!

~The missions of Dr. Bright and 173 Billy!1!!1!1!1! >_<~

This is a lolfoundation based Au which happens between 2002-2014, keep it in mind before asking about nowadays stuff or memes jj This is a pretty recent Au, so I will probably be improvising some stuff heh

I will try to remain active and answer everything, but I might take time since I'm prone to have art block (I will draw all the answers ^^) and I'm usually busy with other stuff both online and irl!!

Besides using this blog as an ask blog, I will probably be posting comics about this Au here! But normal art about this Au will still be posted on my main (I will also reblog on my main everything I post here tho, and will reblog here all art Bright&173 art I post there!)

My main account is @evanwevand, if you wanna DM me or something do it there! (I won't follow anyone in this acc, so if I follow back it will be with that one --)

⏬Rules and Boundaries below!!⏬

"//Whut can I ask??"

Pretty much anything you want! My intention is to not post much or anything about the context (especially 173's), apart from art and comics, so you have to find out by asking stuff!

Although most of the Au content will be random bullshit (as in lolfoundation), there might be a bit more serious stuff on lore aspects (I will always put TWs on tags and over the post tho dw)

But still...

I would more comfortable if my DNI from my main account was respected here as well, especially the proshipers, zionists, all kind of discriminative stuff DNI :3 I would also include anti bright people but idk why someone anti bright would even want to interact with this anyways?? I don't want to block much people here, so pls don't force me!!!!

Keep in mind that both 173 and me irl are minors, so don't ask weird/NSFW stuff (suggestive stuff to Bright is fine tho!! °w°)

It's kinda unsettling that I ACTUALLY need to clarify this on here too but NO, I DON'T SUPPORT ADMINBRIGHT/THEDUCKMAN/MICHAEL PETERS or however you want to call that shit

Related to the previous one, refrain from asking anything remotely related to Dr. Bright doing the same that his irl author did but to 173... It's not funny, it's fucking disgusting ☠️☠️☠️

These are all the rules by the moment!! Please don't make me add more stuff by personal experience

"//Does this Au happen on <my ordinary Canon>??"

Actually yes!! Just happens on different years, that's why Dr. Bright looks different here!

If you want to ask any doubt towards me directly, put // before the question, so I can distinguish out of context things!

↘️!!Tags!!↙️

#ooc -> Out of context questions ofc

#🔆 -> Ask for Dr. Bright

#🥜 -> Ask for 173

#🔆&🥜 -> Ask for both Bright and 173 (I will still put the individual tags for search)

#lory lore -> Comics!

#evan does art -> My ordinary art

[coindraws]

Life Update

I just saw the new tumblr layout on desktop for the first time and wtf ↙️ put it back

Thank you so much for 3,400 Followers?? 😭idk what y'all are doing here but have fun

3. I handed in my bachelor's thesis a few days ago and I hope that I'll pass 😳 I'll probably receive the result sometime in September and then I need to do some more organizational stuff until I receive my bachelor's degree

4. I'm gonna move to France (again) next week and start my master's degree in September. My courses don't start until the 18th, so I still have some free time left

Otherwise I hope y'all are doing well!! I remember the days when I first started studying seriously which was almost 4 years ago🧍🏼‍♀️

[neurodiverse-adulthood]

Nourishing with a Low Appetite: Secondary Edition

Inspired by low appetite & a lifelong complicated relationship with nourishment.

Sufficiently nourishing is critical to wellness and functioning. It can be hindered by disordered thoughts & habits, brain-body disconnect, and low appetite. This list is meant to help with nourishment and weight care!

~Most~ of these ideas are subtle cues coaxing you to eat more, cited with empirical backing. [ Warning: studies approach subjects with weight loss, restrictive eating, diet culture, & anti-fat perspectives. ] > I am not a professional-- just a struggling ND adult trying to put their Bachelor degree in psychology to good use!

x x x x x x x x x

♠ ♠ ♠

↖️ Top left: Food-scented lip balm

What-- Use lip balm with a tasty scent Why-- Olfactory food cues -> eating more Bonus-- Hydrate lips, prevent skin-picking

⬆️ Top middle: Noise-cancelling headphones

What-- Play music through headphones while eating Why-- Music -> eating more Bonus-- Eliminates auditory sensitivities

↗️ Top right: Social eating

What-- Eat with a party of trusted people Why-- Eating with a group -> eating more

⬅️ Middle left: Chewelry

What-- Chew a piece of chewelry Why-- Orosensory stimulation -> eating more Bonus if food-shaped-- Food imagery -> eating more

🫵 Middle middle: Honey sticks

What-- Flavored honey in a thin, plastic tube Why-- Easy, portable shot of sustenance

➡️ Middle right: Fun utensils

What-- Eat with cute, decorated utensils of your liking Why-- Eating enjoyment -> eating more

↙️ Bottom left: Cooking shows

What-- Watch cooking and food shows Why-- Watching TV -> eating more + food imagery -> eating more Bonus-- Learn culinary skills

⬇️ Bottom middle: Larger plate

What-- Eat from larger plates Why-- Using larger kitchenware -> eating more

↘️ Bottom right: Food stickers

What-- Surround yourself with food imagery Why-- Food imagery -> eating more

See also-- upcoming tummy and digestive care posts, low appetite primary edition

[your-local-grinning-cat]

"Chenya, I'm walking all the way and the direction is there, there, there and there."

She pointed at the ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔁🔄🔃 direction with her pointed finger.

"To give you a strawberry tart that I made. I don't want my head rolls when I steal."

She created a table and put down the tart.

"And then, I have to back with there, there, there, and there."

She pointed again at the ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔁🔄🔃 direction with her pointed finger.

"Tat tat now, Cheshire."

…tart…🤤…

This looks like a job for…

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE!

*everything in the Tulgey wood fades away, all the trees, grass, everything, vanishes, leaving only a blank endless white void of space, myself, and the table with the tart*

IT’S TARTY TIME! 🎉

*runs to the tart, grabs it, stuffs it in my mouth like a chipmunk*

Yummmmmmm!!!!!!! 😻😻😻😻😻

ALICE COME BACK I WANT MORE TARTS 😩

*runs after you and as I do the Tulgey Wood fades back into existence as if it had never disappeared in the first place, the table left unattended*

[garbagefarm]

More Garbage Farm thoughts! @2kimi2furious​ @salamand3rin​

... Do we have deluxe scarecrows yet? I don’t think we do, and the only rarecrow I think we might be missing is the one from the Casino — does anybody like gambling?

I seem to recall somebody teaching us about gambling at the town fair one year?

We might also be missing the Dwarf rarecrow, but getting that one should be easy enough

I mentioned wanting to befriend the Wizard — I can only give him so many gifts, but I could also try inviting him to the movies! Anybody wanna go to the movies with me and the Wizard?

It looks like the Wizard likes movie snacks more than most of the movies. This makes it an extremely ineffective way to buy win his friendship, but, it’s better than nothing

But also it looks like the crane game has a bunch of stuff you can’t get elsewhere? so, sure, let’s go for it!

(Note to self: Other soup-proof friendships include Sandy, Krobus, and the Dwarf, I should get on boosting those, too)

Speaking of Krobus, I didn’t know that Dark Sign existed, but now that I do, I must have them. All signs around the farm must be replaced.

Luckily we were planning to do a bunch of reorganizing anyway!

Speaking of reorganizing, we know how to make “mini-obelisks” — we can place a single pair on the farm, and teleport between the two. We should place those!

Maybe one by the houses, and one by the NW↖️-SW↙️ bottleneck? Since I think that’s the point furthest from all the exits?

I take it back about needing Garbage Can Lids before getting more horses (mhorses), because it turns out that children can wear hats! Our garbage babies are woefully unadorned! And, shit, if we’re gonna let our children run around hatless, I guess the horses can, too.

Also sea urchins in fish tanks can wear hats??? We’re gonna need so many garbage can lids

... or maybe that’s what we do with non-garbage hats, just put them on sea urchins? It feels a little sacrilegious to suggest using non-garbage hats for anything, but this seems like a suitably whimsical way to display our collections of hats we’ll never wear

(ugh, the way “sacrilegious” is spelled when compared to “religious” makes me mad. whose fault is this?? probably the french, right?)

It looks like there are ... 93 possible hats? I might have to set up a fish pond for sea urchins, that’s so many sea urchins. (There’s a 94th hat but it requires marrying Emily, so, never mind that) We could set up an entire Big Shed to be a Hat Aquarium

Getting all the hats and the biggest fish tanks (which require Super Endgame stuff we haven’t done yet) would be a monumental task, so we shouldn’t pursue it with any amount of ... urchin-sea :)

Someday I’m gonna spend an entire session on interior design just trying to make my house look nice, you guys’ houses put mine to shame

I recently made glowstone rings for all of us, so I don’t think any of us are using Iridium Bands? I think they just add some damage, so it’s not a high priority, but it’s worth noting on the to-do list as a long-term goal

Note to self: jade can be exchanged with the desert merchant for staircases, we should get some crystalariums set up duplicating jade instead of gathering so much stone

Incidentally I wanna set up my own “museum” collection of all the Minerals and Artifacts as a long-term project, I think I’ve already got a decent start on the minerals and a few artifacts?

Do either of you have any particular thoughts, plans, or ideas? Things you wanna check out? Projects you wanna work on?

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[dragoninahumancostume]

Damn that's a lot

For legs I just bend on put it up and outwards, like for the right one is ⬆️➡️↘️↩️, and for the left ⬆️⬅️↙️↪️, and sometimes I accidentally crack the knees while stretching

For neck i kinda raise my left shoulder and I lean my head on it sideways and then I just do weird movement towards it. Don't know if I explained that correctly, but imagine Stephen Hawking if his head was twitching and being pulled towards his left shoulder, like

For the back I just straighten it up and it sometimes cracks, I can't really control that one

why elbows so loud?

[chronomally]

Waking up and and the first thing I see being a picture of Illumi announcing he and Hisoka are engaged feels like a sign I should just go back to bed

[poptartmochi]

hour 6 down.. i think I'm throwing in the towel so that I'm not making a ton of noise at midnight but oh my god.. the water is still brown 😢😢😢

[umichanya]

𝕱𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊...

𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 || 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 || 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑 || 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟒

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝? [+ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚...]

{𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵!}

𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 3: 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘢 & 𝘗𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘦

𝘕𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳: 𝘐𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘩𝘺𝘥𝘦 & 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘢 <3

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐀𝐥-𝐀𝐬𝐢𝐦:

◈ Oooh baby, he is very affectionate with you

◈ Like literally, he would hug you out of nowhere but he won't cuddle with you like Floyd

◈ He would definitely would ask Jamil to make your favourite food when you come by!!

◈ After that, you guys would go on to a magic carpet riding. He would just sing a lovely song for you, his heart would soar if you sing along with him

◈ He would actually put some flower crown on your head because he thinks you are beautiful <3

◈ Truthfully he wants to see you be adorned with gold and jewels but he have to hold himself back. Maybe he will do that after you became his beloved? <3

◈ But still, it doesn't change the fact that you look pretty in everything hehe

◈ bUT LORD SAVE HIM BECAUSE HE ALMOST PASS OUT FROM IMAGINING YOU WEARING A WEDDING DRESS

◈ Mans was blushing the whole day that everyone thinks he is having a fever

◈ Try to shrug it off to Jamil but Jamil already knows it lmfao

◈ Would be 100/10 shook, like "How did you know?? I tried not to be obvious!”

◈ "Kalim, you are very obvious like right now 🧍”

◈ Would be a blushy mess and tried to ask Jamil what he can do

◈ Which is, going to a magic carpet ride again! It will make the special moment intimate <3

◈ Plus you were planning to confess so you asked Jamil and he gave you the same answer like he said to Kalim 💀

◈𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 ◈

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫:

◈ This man thinks he is slick or something lmfao

◈ Maybe he is lucky if you are the oblivious one

◈ Because he will try to stand out compare to his peers or even Kalim just so you notice him

◈ Got called out by Ace for being a show off during the basketball practice because you were there 🧍

◈ Almost got snitched by Floyd but Jamil shut him up 💀

◈ But his heart just swoons each time you called him, helped him or even make him a food for working hard

◈ Probably praying a thank you to the Great Sevens for delivery an angel to him <3

◈ Touch his hand accidentally, he would be a blushy mess like ???!???????+3($+$?#?$???

◈ "they touched my hand...."

◈ Thank you Great Sevens

◈ Just so you know, his expression would go ⬆️⬇️↘️↙️ when he is alone so he is very discreet about it

◈ If you praise him, he would be thanking you and when he is back to his room, holy shit he is in blushy mess again

◈ Legit, he never felt so appreciated so expect him to blush frequently

◈ You are lucky if you managed to caught a glimpse of him blushing

◈ He planned to confess when you guys are alone and he will be direct with you <3

◈ What he didn't know is that Ace and Floyd snitched on him 🧍

𝐕𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭:

◈ A potato captured his heart?! Unbelievable!

◈ It's not like he hates it tho 😳

◈ He takes care of you a lot so expect being by his side 24/7

◈ Literally, if you can't take care your own skin, he is there <3

◈ Like you guys be walking to y'all class, and he would stop walking which you do the same

◈ Pulls out a face mist to spray on y'all faces

◈ It's called self-care 💅✨

◈ Also he is also strict with your sleeping schedule, like expect a message where he say 'go to sleep rn'

◈ If you are prone to sleep late, he will be calling and watching you to sleep otherwise this man will actually burst into your room and put aromatherapy just to make you sleep and be relaxed 🧍

◈ Sometimes will put a baby lullaby to make fun of you tho

◈ If you are affectionate to him, you will be the reason why he is glowing radiantly <3

◈ But during private he would be a blushing mess and also a smiling fool bc sjjdjsjsjsjajdb you call him beautiful <3

◈ He wonders how to confess to you, should he ask Rook to find a pretty secluded area with a fancy dinner to ask you out?

◈ Actually that's a good idea, plus he already knows you feel the same way because he overhears you talking to Epel about it which he is in absolutely delight <3

◈𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 ◈

𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭:

◈ Rook absolutely adores you and he want to protect you <3

◈ You look like a small fluffy bunny hehe

◈ And he actually protects you, btw the way he protect is by hiding in bushes or tree then draws his arrows to shoot whoever got too 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 close with you

◈ You didn't think about much because you thought someone was practicing on arrows and it's just a lucky fluke <3

◈ But it's not so rip that person

◈ Also you have a small habit of taking pictures of Rook and he would always compliment you

◈ Like he would sing you a praises and exaggerate it to see your flustered reaction

◈ Which he loves it! Would do it again!

◈ Little did you know, he have a collection of photos where you are being an absolute divine

◈ Perhaps he should ask you to go on the woods with him and have a dance before confessing to you

◈ He already knows you have feelings for him, he always know <3

◈𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 𝅒 𝅓 ◈

𝐄𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫:

◈ He looks up to you so much that he would try to interact with you everyday

◈ And even always invite you to study with him or do some exercise with him <3 maybe apple carvings too!

◈ If you have the habit of hugging him, he would be a blushy mess and tried to calm himself down which failed miserably

◈ He would be alone and go "holy shit she hugged me"

◈ The fact you smelled like an apple makes the blushing worse

◈ But he stopped when you around, it was like a flip of switch 💀

◈ Nobody can tell if he has a crush on you bc it's either he looks up to you or you guys are bestie tbh

◈ Mf will go hostile if someone barked at you

◈ Inner yeehaw came out to fight a hoe fr

◈ But!! These stuff aside, he just adores you so much, like y'all have a little thing where you guys write small letters to each other despite having phones

◈ Catch him rereading so many times that it motivate him to go on more under Vil's training

◈ He genuinely thinks that you are an absolute sunshine in his life

◈ He adores you so much that he asked Rook and Vil on how to confess to you

◈ Mmm, their advice seems over fancy 🤔

◈ It's okay, let's go with bringing you secluded where you guys can see the moon and him giving you macarons!!

◈ Meanwhile you crumpled on so many papers because you want the love letter to be perfect <3

[skomedia]

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In celebration of me taking my first dump (as a certified homeless person) in a car wash plastic trash bin at 1:30am. Scroll down to watch the heart-wrenching after "reaction" as I whine like a little bitch about what 588 Garden Grove homeless go through on a nightly basis. I digress... - I am releasing a service to the public that I only do for very, VERY large clients. It basically boosts the shit out of any video you want to brand ie, new product, an influencer profile, a political douchebag, Canada's love for bashing baby seals (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT), an old donkey... Anything... (Don't click the Canada link unless you want to cry in the bathroom for 4 hours while trying to figure out how to tech baby seals kung fu). - Watch the video below to understand the first step. What this does is strategically boost the target video page in Google search engine results rankings for hundreds to thousands of long-tail and local keywords that have no back-link competition. The contextual backlinks my team creates are both organic & safe due to the fact that we only post to LIVE & Niche relevant discussions and pages. Each posting is purposely revisited after 15-25 days and slightly edited to show that we are active in that particular community therefore keeping our profile in good standing. Therefore allow us to continue to use that particular platform for link building. This process is done all by hand/keyboard by me overseas team that spans several continents. My goal is to eventually give these positions to the homeless I encounter in the United States. Again... I digress.   Now here this. These sites we post to are real sites with real actual visitors that will.... actively click the links we post, and to be taken to your video. This drastically increases the views because the social media platform sees video traffic from outside links as a sign your video should be shown to more visitors as they are more likely to engage and stay on the platform. FYI - I will bring you the traffic you want, it is your job to make sure the visitor engages and or buys or whatever your goal is. 2. The Second Step Based on a load of factors that I have put together over the years and AI. Mostly AI... Skynet... I mean the AI will then calculate which sites in my database (if any) will help boost and make the target video viral. How many articles, do I hear you ask? It typically requires 4-20 articles from my list here. 3. The Third Step This is where we circle back around and use the same process from Step 1 and create links to the articles from the last stage of Step 2. What guaranteed do you have in making Sko Media making your video viral? We give no guarantees that the target video will go viral. This is up to the algorightm god of the social media platform. We do offer a 80% money back guarantee! 20% is due upon signing up for this service. The remaining 80% of the service fee is held in escrow at escrow.com and not released to Sko Media until your video has reached the agreed views. Links are published on popular, REAL forums, and Q&A Sites. Current websites with aged, full profiled accounts in our database: 1,034,911 Each site receives an average 300k visitors/mo. Average DA - 58 Average TF - 29 Natural mix of Dofollow and Nofollow links to add to your overall keyword profile. Unique, contextual, and native comments of at least 350+ characters created by our US based team.   THE HOLY🙏 PH🖕CKING $H💩T ↙️↙️↙️ 🟥BRAND🤯 NAME🏃💨💨BOOSTER 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Read the full article

[pm-127]

um. it was all fun n games until i realised bursters got taken off too. kakao let me in i just wanna talk.

[peach-teaboy]

PUT THAT EGG BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

So Mark Darrah is the Executive Producer of both Bioware games

Also from Alexis Kennedy (who never announced DA4)

[k-kuja]