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can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not
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i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results
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