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mdzs-fanon-exposed · 11 months ago
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MDZS Fanon VS Canon: 1/?
Wei Wuxian wore black and red as a Jiang disciple
Rating: FANON – NEUTRAL
Almost all the visual adaptations and official art for Mo Dao Zu Shi depict Wei Wuxian in black and red clothing during his days as a Jiang disciple, despite the other disciples wearing sect colors. However, this design choice is not canon to the novel, as the color of his robes during this time period is never stated.
In all the flashbacks to Wei Wuxian as a Jiang disciple, the only time the color of Wei Wuxian's clothing is mentioned is in the Xuanwu's cave:
The inner robe was his undergarment, which wouldn't normally have been appropriate for Lan Wangji to wear, but his outer robe was filthy. ... Wei Wuxian tossed the dry white inner robe to him and draped the outer robe around himself before silently making himself scarce to give Lan Wangji space. (Seven Seas Ch. 11, p. 64)
Wei Wuxian has canonically worn a white inner robe at least once. However, the color of his outer robes are never stated until after Lotus Pier is sacked and Wei Wuxian returns from the Burial Mounds for the first time, at which point he is "dressed entirely in black" (Seven Seas Ch. 13, p. 179).
Personally, the emphasis placed on how much black Wei Wuxian wears after the Burial Mounds implies to me that it is a brand-new fashion choice. In my opinion, as the head disciple of the Jiangs, Wei Wuxian was much more likely to have worn the sect's official color:
Jiang Cheng had yet to reply when a man clad in the Jiang Clan's purple came rushing out of the woods. "Sect Leader!" (Seven Seas Ch. 3, p. 80)
Notably, even in the scenes before his official separation from the Jiangs where he does wear black, Wei Wuxian does not appear to wear red either, except for one "accessory":
He saw himself, dressed all in black, standing with his hands clasped behind his back. A black flute with a bright red tassel hung at his waist. (Seven Seas Ch. 10, p. 310)
This prompts the question of why exactly the visual adaptations and fanart depict Wei Wuxian in so much red. My guess is that the red from Chenqing's tassel was used as an accent color in order to make Wei Wuxian's design distinctive, but I don't know for sure.
In conclusion, it is impossible to say what color Wei Wuxian's clothing was when he was a Jiang disciple, as it is never mentioned in the novel. The color of his clothing is left to the audience's own interpretation.
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heaven-s-black-box · 2 months ago
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Notes- Shorter S/O Neuvillette & more x gn!Reader
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Recovery date: September 11th, 2024
Description: heyy can i get headcanons of the genshin boys being taller by the gn reader by a head? For the characters can i get neuvillette, diluc, al haitham, xiao and anyone else u wanna write! Feel free to delete if ur not comfortable with this, and have a nice day! <3
Notes: This work was recovered in conjunction with an anonymous researcher, we thank them for their contributions. I added Ganyu, Layla, and Lumine. I was going to add Furina but it was getting too long. Heights taken from the gamer, also a head's height difference is about a foot.
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Neuvillette- 5’11”
A head’s difference is nothing, he’s used to looking at Melusines
Plus he’s almost 6 foot
He has to look down at most people
I feel like, as a dragon, he’s a bit protective of everyone smaller than him
Just in a pack kind of way where he’s looking out for the young/weak
Not to mention to him you are young, assuming you’re mortal
Not a very physically affectionate person, so doesn’t do things like use you as a chin rest
Does, however, enjoy you tucking into his side
He is starved for touch and affection, simple physicality makes him happy
I also feel like he tries to make himself smaller outside of court
Assure him you like his height and remind him to straighten up
Oo, leans down to listen to you! Tap his shoulder and he’ll lean close so you can whisper in his ear
Surprise him by jumping/getting on your toes/climbing up to kiss him and he will short circuit
Quickly starts keeping things you need on lower shelves, again he shares an office with Melusines he’s used to it
Overall, the height difference isn’t a big deal to him
Diluc- 5’10”
Also just shy of 6 foot, but most people in Mondstadt are tall and children avoid him
So he’s not really used to looking down (Jean wears heels and is 5’6”, he doesn’t have to look down much)
Likes the domesticity of seeing you in his clothes, no matter how they fit
Maybe sleeves are too long, or your torso is short and shirts fit you like dresses
Affection doesn’t come naturally to him, but once he warms up to it he will rest his chin on your head
Between his height and strength picking you up is easy and he surprises himself with how much he likes it
Keeps finding excuses to do it, like helping you over a puddle or down the steps
More than happy to lean down for whatever reason, be it so you can feed him something or whisper something
His favorite reason is surprise kisses though, but his all time favorite surprise kisses are when you yank him by the lapels of his jacket
If you live together he will try and keep your things on slightly lower shelves, but also you aren’t usually getting things the maids are
Overall, enjoys the height difference
Al Haitham- 5’11”
Once more, almost 6 foot
He, however, does not like looking down at people because it hurts his neck
Regularly complain about this to you
I’m torn between him teasing you and not wanting to put the effort in to that
I think if you start bickering, your height is on the table for teasing
Like if you’re ignoring each other, he’ll walk into you and claim he “couldn’t see you down there”
However, if you live together or even if you just stay over frequently, will leave things on lower shelves and gets a step stool
Leans on you saying he’s tired
Spends most of his time sitting/lounging so I don’t think his height is really a big deal
Definitely makes you work for his affection though, you will need to pull up a stool/kick him in the knees to get kisses
Can also easily pick you up if he thinks you’re taking too long to get somewhere
Overall, notices the height difference but doesn’t really comment on it
Xiao- 5’2”
Isn’t used to looking down at people who aren’t children
Seriously, very rarely does he meet people shorter than him
However, that doesn’t mean he’s super excited you’re shorter than him, he’s kind of indifferent
He will happily get things for you that you can’t reach though
Like Neuvillette, he likes to make himself seem smaller
Though in his case it’s for comfort, he likes curling into you once you get to that point
Also starved for touch and affection, but also traumatized from losing all his friends
So curling into you gives him all kinds of assurance
When you wave for him to bend down, it sometimes takes him a minute
Already short circuits with affection, but your head naturally resting on his shoulder during hugs really breaks him
You just fit together so well
He has a stool so he can reach high shelves, so when he forgets to leave your stuff on lower shelves it’s not too big a deal
Overall, give him a bit to get used to being the tall one but otherwise indifferent
Ganyu- 5’1”
Her heels probably have her standing at about 5’2”
So she’s used to looking up at people, most of the adepti are really tall and even Keqing is slightly taller than her
Definitely likes being able to let you hide behind her, she likes protecting you
Like Xiao, she isn’t used to being the tall one, but she gets really flustered and apologetic when you ask her to leave things on lower shelves
Pretend like you what to whisper something and kiss her when she leans down
She’ll get flustered then ask “what did you want to tell me?”
Being able to pick you up makes her feel extra strong, so sometimes if you want to get something high up she’ll just lift you
Look, we know she’s strong but we all played her character quest
Also likes when you lay on her/she’s the big spoon
I feel like being one of the shortest adepti weighs on her, so she totally understands if you’re self-conscious about your height
But she loves you, doesn’t matter if you’re shorter or taller than her
Also, she may be taller than you but if you kabedon/ flirt with her with any level of confidence she will shrink in on herself in embarrassment
Overall, loves the height difference 
Layla- 5’2”
Like Xiao and Ganyu, a little shorter than the world average so she kind of has to look up at most people
Not significantly, but she’s not used to looking down
She also doesn’t talk to people often, and when she does she’s sitting
In fact she’ll probably be seated for most of your conversations, so stand over her and fluster her
Will lean into you while you walk
Has also fallen asleep with her chin on your head or leaning over so her chin is on your shoulder
The sudden weight has probably nearly toppled you a few times
Likes to lay on you, her head on your chest
I feel like she naturally curls in on herself a lot, just from exhaustion and maybe a bit of self-consciousness
Would love to let you lean on her but she’s not sure she could keep you up right
Keeps things on low shelves anyways, sometimes standing on a stool seems like a really bad idea
Overall, the height difference doesn’t really affect your relationship
Lumine- 5’2”
Look, Aether is 2 inches taller, she never heard the end of it once she stopped growing
Another member of the, pretty much everyone is taller than me club
Her heels add maybe a half inch, they look pretty small
Loves being the taller one
Need help getting something from the top shelf? She’s on it, even if she has to get a stool
You asked her to get it, she knows you could use the stool but you’ve already asked her
Can’t see something? Want to get on her shoulders? Up you go
Likes being the big spoon/letting you lay on her because she’s terrified you’ll disappear
Seriously, she’s lost so many people on her journey so far
Uses you as an arm/head rest when you’re standing around
Will make lighthearted remarks about your height if you don’t mind
Stuff like “I could probably sneak you in in my bag”, usually it’s stuff Aether has said to her at some point
Kiss her bare shoulders, it makes her jump and she loves them
Overall, will only tease you about your height if you’re okay with it
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catherine-sketches · 12 days ago
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Caitlyn unleashing the Gray back to the undercity and Vi justifying the decision to herself like it’s no big deal, the harm it will cause is a worthy trade for flushing Jinx out as if we, the audience, didn’t see Viktor deteriorate right in front of our eyes BECAUSE of prolonged exposure to that pollution as he grew up.
The people may adapt to the new air conditions sure
And them die from lung failure 10 years later
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bookshelfdreams · 6 months ago
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menlove · 4 months ago
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should honest to god start a "fact checking mclennon" blog I think I'd have so much fun... take requests and everything
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pastelclovds · 1 year ago
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How about mutual masturbation?
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know
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your lover is breathing heavily and letting out soft moans as they desperately rub against their sex. but what made them feel more hot and aroused was watching you get yourself off in sync with them. your own face is tinted in a light pink, focusing on how your lover shyly averts their gaze from your own. you patiently guide your lover into relieving themselves as well as praising their efforts and body. soon your lover cries out in euphoria as they come all over themselves and the sheets, with you following along with them.
the spot/jonathan ohnn, gyutaro, zenitsu agatsuma, vincent sinclair, kobeni higashiyama, johnathan byers, idia shroud, choji akimichi, tamaki amajiki
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shipping-all-ships · 3 months ago
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I have midam baby Kate rotating in my brain like a rotissere chicken and I need everyone to know they choose to take the form of a roughly 8-year-old girl. Kate isn't an angel so their body isn't a vessel, it's something Kate made on their own and can decide how old they want it to be. They didn't need it in the cage since Adam and Michael could see their true form but on Earth they needed one and chose that, since 8 is old enough to be relatively independent but still needs care and can be picked up.
They have aged themselves up and have taught Jack (who also has a body of his own making and not a vessel) to age down. It makes them look like twins whenever it happens to Adam's amusement and Michael's distress.
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acradelius · 3 months ago
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Butcher Mako smut where the reader is a witch who summons Mako to form a pact where he obeys every command of the reader?
"Revenge-! It Can Wait, Actually."
Fandom: Overwatch / Overwatch 2
Pairing: Butcher! Roadhog ("Mako Rutledge") x Gender Neutral! Witch! Reader
Rating: Lemon [🟡] - (NSFW!)
Warnings/Mention Ofs: Minors Do Not Interact With (MDNI), Overwatch Alternate Universe, Butcher! Roadhog, Witch! Reader, Gender Neutral! Reader, They/Them Pronouns Used For Reader, "Burn The Witch/Kill The Witch" Similar Trope, (Accidental) Aphrodisiac Usage - One Sided, Consent Is Present Despite (Y/N) And Roadhog's "Relationship", Fingering - Recieving! Reader, Mentions Of Multiple Orgasms
Word Count: 2,189 Words
Taglist: @masterofpuns
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Indignation. 
Outrage. 
Resentment. 
Fury. 
Irritation. 
Five different words, yet all having similar definitions. 
Similar connections to each other. 
Yet, it wasn’t any of those words or any other similar words that could be conjured up from the depths of (Y/N)’s mind to even begin describing the anger that was bubbling up within them.
It thrummed within their veins. 
It roared throughout their mind. 
It vibrated throughout their being. 
Times have changed, therefore, shouldn’t the people have changed as well? Apparently not so for those that reside within the nearby village, only being some miles away from where that small and cozy cottage of (Y/N)’s was located within the surrounding forest. It seemed that after all these years of assisting the villagers with various tasks and activities, some as simple as enchanting some plants to grow more quickly to some as extraneous as bringing someone back to health from the brink of death, none of that mattered. How there had been plenty of opportunities for the Witch to essentially take advantage and cause havoc amongst the villagers, but yet had not, and assisted in what they thought was good for everyone. Despite the good deeds, (Y/N) was well aware that there were still suspicions from the village elders about their intentions. 
Typical elder type of mindset, or at least, (Y/N) had thought that the suspicions were only amongst the elders. 
The thick, choking black smoke could be seen billowing from the treetops of the forest from some miles away from the general location of where the village and (Y/N)’s was at. At first, they hadn’t really thought anything about it. There were some individuals within the village that were known of being “fire starters”, or possibly it was that the village was having some sort of celebration or feast that required a lot of wood burning. Yet, as (Y/N) continues to approach the location of their beloved cottage, it seems to dawn on them that the location of the fire is indeed not coming from the village, but from their cottage itself! Considering that they essentially were carrying a sack from their most recent travels, it takes some minutes to finally make it back. 
Upon reaching the crumbling, burning cottage the elders of the village have formed a semicircle around the cottage, the rest of the townsfolk gathered around behind them, some holding lit torches. While there might have been some villagers that had objected or even refused to participate in burning (Y/N)’s cottage down, (Y/N) viewing each and every one of them as guilty of the crime. Them just standing there watching, watching as (Y/N)’s home and the place where they had their life’s work was now destroyed, left to scatter in the wind as ashes. 
“After everything I have done for not only those of you individually, but as a village as a whole, this is how the lot of you proceed to show your appreciation and thanks?!” There’s an obvious combination of rage, betrayal, and devastation within their tone of voice, alongside the features of hands being clenched into fists, eyebrows are furrowed, and there’s a frown upon their lips. “This is an act of treachery!”
“You’re quite mistaken,” Though their attention seems to be more diverted towards the more prominent danger at hand, the elders are completely aware of the angered Witch standing some feet away. It’s the high elder of the village that begins to speak in response to the displeased Witch. “We are simply cleaning this village from the dangerous, immoral establishment and influence that you have bestowed.” It might’ve been just the anger clouding her mind or the trick of the light as the flames continue to burn, (Y/N) swears that they could see a smirk upon the high elder’s lips. 
“..Remember this, and remember this quite well then..” 
A momentary pause, a moment to briefly recollect thoughts to prevent oneself from outbursting and bringing the whole village to its knees.
At least, not yet. 
“I will be back to exact my revenge!” 
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Some might address to the Witch that the way they are attempting to handle the situation of the village’s betrayal was simply as “being petty” or even be described as “being melodramatic”. Yet, (Y/N) didn’t necessarily care about others' opinions on their situation and how they were going to handle it. All that mattered to them was that they were so close to completing the final steps before launching their assault. It hadn’t taken long to come across a cave that was mostly hidden by the dense forest surrounding it, which made a comfortable and suitable home for the time being. It was enough to offer a temporary place to work to figure out the best means of attack, but also to house not only the Witch, but the brute of the underworldly being that they had summoned to assist them as well. 
 “I have listened to your story, your tragedy, Witch,” He speaks, his voice deep and gravely, glowing yellow eyes seemingly piercing into the soul of the Witch upon their knees in front of him, the Butcher only slightly amused that someone such as the Witch themself would have summoned him for such purposes, but it hadn’t been the first time. “While I am intrigued, you have yet to offer anything in exchange for my temporary loyalty for you and your objective.” There happens to be a moment of silence that begins to settle within the environment as the Witch begins to think. It had been true, never the doubt, they had presented their story to the Butcher, asking for his assistance, but hadn’t necessarily offered anything in return. The Butcher was definitely not a being to do such a task without payment of course.
“As for payment.. I will offer the souls of all of the villagers.. Child, Adult, Elderly.. I will then allow you to take my soul as well, and then I will be of your servitude for the remainder of time.” 
Will it be unpleasant to essentially be a slave to the Butcher for the remainder of their existence? Who knows? Maybe he will be somewhat generous to the Witch due to their offer of a bundle of souls to torture or feast upon. The thoughts were floating amongst (Y/N)’s mind, their gaze slowly moving from the alchemy table in front of them to the Butcher who sat there silently staring into the flames of the small campfire, all while (Y/N)’s hands were still working with the ingredients of the current potion. How could he just sit there and stare into the fire the whole time? Wasn’t he unamused about it? Bored of just sitting there and waiting? Eventually they return their attention back to the potion at hand, though an eyebrow raises at the color of the potion itself, it being something similar to a fuchsia pink. Definitely not the color of the strength potion that the Witch thought it would’ve been, but they simply shrug their shoulders and then begin to drink the potion, not stopping until it was completely gone. 
Throughout the time to allow the potion to course throughout their system to test the full effect, the Witch decides to complete some tasks within the cave, mostly tidying up things and then prepping some meals. Eventually there happens to be a moment that (Y/N) finds themself standing still, trying to decipher the strange, stirring feeling within them. It’s then that they begin addressing the symptoms that begin becoming more apparent within them. How the Witch had come to realize that their body temperature was increasing significantly, followed by the increasing pace of their heartbeat and breathing, certain body parts becoming more sensitive than typically normal and other parts becoming sensitive when they typically weren’t. 
Slowly, but surely, the pieces of the puzzle begin to come together, and there’s a loud audible gasp that escapes past their lips, scurrying throughout the cave to make their way back to their workbench. Eyes frantically moving across the ingredients that had been used for the potion, and then eventually stopping and staring whenever (Y/N) comes across that specific one. 
Rose petals. 
A strong ingredient it is, and when handled or portioned incorrectly it can lead to some dire consequences. 
The flustered blush that covered their face was  now descending down their neck as they came to realize their mistake. It wasn’t a super strength potion that they had made, but in fact it had been an aphrodisiac. One of the most dangerous potions of all time if not handled carefully, such as this moment right now. Knowing their mistake it’s now that they have to suffer the consequences, but was there actually anything that could resolve this increasing, almost agonizing arousal that was continuously building up within them? Fingers would be like just trying to ignore an internal itch, and attempting to use inanimate objects with the assistance of magic would just cause their energy to deplete significantly, and (Y/N) would probably still be as horny as ever. Yet, that would leave one other option.. 
“Butcher,” While (Y/N)’s voice might have been firm for the most part, there was that noticeable wavering to it, watching as the Butcher’s gaze had finally turned away from the flickering flames of the fire and over the the with, letting out a snort of sorts. “I’m in need of some.. assistance.. Dire assistance, if I must state.” What the Witch hadn’t expected was for the Butcher to hobble himself to be standing, making his way over towards the large, makeshift bed of his that had been made of various furs. While raising an eyebrow in slight confusion, the Butcher proceeds to speak before (Y/N) could question his action. “I had been wondering how long it was going to take you to notice that you had messed up, now get over here so we can get through this.” 
He had been watching them make this potion the entire time? If that was the case then why didn’t he say something beforehand? Why did he wait until after- (Y/N)’s thoughts are interrupted by an impatient grunt from the Butcher once again, which causes (Y/N) to hastily make way over to his bed, watching as he plops himself down and pats his lap. There’s some slight grimace from the remaining gunk upon his apron, but the need to be satisfied comes at a much higher regard at the moment. Legs now being spread across his lap, there’s a soft sigh of relief as the Butcher moves the robes to the side and ripped away their underwear, a few of his fingers beginning the job by teasingly brush against (Y/N)’s skin and then slowly dipping them inside, causing (Y/N) to whine out. A slow and steady pace at first, the Butcher is smarter than any other that would just go all the way, a rough and manhandling pace.
Time definitely becomes a blur, moreso becomes something that’s forgotten, as the pleasure slowly but surely takes over the Witch’s mind. How long had it been since the Butcher had first slipped a finger inside of them? Who cares? All that mattered at that moment was how full they were feeling as one finger had now turned into three, proceeding to stretch out the Witch’s clenching hole, the fluids from previous, intense orgasms now coating their thighs, the Butcher’s fingers and his apron as well. Another one begins to creep up on them as that internal coiling sensation begins to tighten, body trembling tremendously while bucking their hips to chase that euphoric high until it comes crashing down upon the Witch. With a loud cry of the Butcher’s name escaping past their lips the Witch’s back arches to lift themself within the air before collapsing back against the Butcher’s large frame. Head bobbing from the fuzzy, lightheadedness of their orgasm once again racking their brain and preventing them from making any logical decisions at the moment. Yet, they’re still somewhat aware of themself as once the Butcher had begun to slowly thrust his fingers once again they proceed to tightly grip at his forearm, shaking their head. 
“B-Butcher~ N-Need a break, please~” 
“Are you so sure about that?” There’s a gentle chuckle that leaves him as he glances down to look at the pleasure ridden, and probably exhausted Witch resting against that. It was more of a teasing question, but he knows that while he could go for much longer even though he was only using his fingers, trying to ignore the growing erection that was beginning to press against the Witch’s back, the Witch would need to take a break more often to regain their energy. “You’ve only had maybe.. seven.. orgasms now?” 
A cheeky laugh of amusement escapes the Witch’s lips at the teasing questions, leaning their head back against the Butcher’s chest and closing their eyes. 
Maybe, just maybe, revenge upon the village could wait just a little longer.
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butterflieswhisper · 5 months ago
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hiiii ^^ beastlife fishie analysis. spoilers ahead. etc etc
okay so. the main point of this is simple. I don't think the salmon head cursed c!fishie. Explaining that is the harder part I think. also i'm going to refer to the salmon head thing in e5 as "the incident" from here on out because frankly i think it's funny
Let's start with the incident. The big day. etc. What happened? Why did it happen? Obligatory third questioning statement? Well. She was gifted the salmon head for her birthday by kiwi(or like. someone in the kiwibird system. -bird system. the birds). Immediately upon receiving it she relives parts of season one and fishie herself doesn't really acknowledge it. The other players definitely notice but im not caught up enough in any other pov yet to like have thoughts on that I'll come back to that point someday. Fishie seems shaken, sure, but she moves on so quickly, especially considering what happened just there. 37 seconds of standing frozen, unresponsive. she recovers in 5 seconds. And seeing how she reacts later on to realizing the memory situation--if she was aware that happened, she would probably be concerned by it. She puts it on for a brief second at the end of the party and takes it off immediately. She's otherwise normal -- well. as normal as she is otherwise up to that point. Because that is also how she acts with pretty much any salmon head, even just kiwi herself.
I raise: Episode one, about 8:20 in. The slow zoom on kiwi as the static overtakes every other noise. This is the *exact* same behavior displayed when fishie receives the salmon head, albeit without actual concrete old video footage style flashbacks. In episode two (28:55ish) the same thing happens when she looks at the salmon head in moch's house, but this time there is technically a flashback -- kiwis grave. Fishie moves on immediately and doesn't acknowledge her behavior at all, and, seeing as it is fishie, im inclined to believe that means she does not know she is doing it. Fishie (when alone) will discuss all of her problems in immense, and usually misguided detail (bestie i promise kiwi doesn't hate you???) to the audience and/or herself. I mean she's not alone in episode one, and it is technically presession, and i guess getting struck by lightning is a decent distraction from your problems, but in episode two? She is completely alone. There is nobody with her. She went looking for moch and moch is not there. She still doesn't acknowledge the fiveish seconds she is completely frozen. This happens again and again with kiwi and salmon heads.
And then that leads you to e5. The incident. She's. well. she's doing worse. 0:50. "This will distract me if i leave it up." This is the first mention from fishie herself about how fucking weird she's being, and even then she doesn't seem concerned. I think she does not realize she's being so so incredibly weird about it. If the static and freezing is what's referred to as "distraction" then keeping it in her inventory makes it worse actually so it wouldn't really make sense unless the way it is distracting her is NOT the. well. whatever the fuck is wrong with her (affectionate). After she puts the head on there's the static all the time but for a short brief amount of time she's like significantly more normal and i don't really know if that means anything i just think it's really funny.
And then we all know what goes on during the incident i'm not analyzing this video frame by frame. um. i could. but i am not going to right now. And then she has the conversation on the table with kiwi where she like is normal for 5 minutes. Like genuinely the most. i guess stable? fishie's thought process is is like in the moments directly after the incident. She is immediately understanding with the antikiwi situation, they come to an agreement that they're like. okay now. "thank you for everything and im so sorry i couldnt do more" / "it was short, but it was nice" "i knew what i was getting into when i married you" etc etc and then they kind of rush it at the end because people won't stop dying. But then fishie is fishie and takes it in the complete opposite extreme (from. um. whatever was wrong up until now. to "oh kiwibird must secretly hate me because" and then there's no real good reason she's just like that) and it's also an issue. And i think the season two memory thing is also a part of that but this is so long already and so i'm not going to get into it rn. So bringing all of this back to my original point: the salmon head was not the cause of the curse(?) because she's been so weird all the time forever and the salmon head thing was just like. an effect. of whatever went Wrong(tm) in the season transition. like the head was a vessel to Be Worse about it but i feel like it would have worked with any salmon head she got her hands on and that it happened to be kiwico was a coincidence and also that the head wasn't cursed at all there's just something deeply wrong with fishie s3 in general and uh yeah 👍
I'm so sorry this is so disjointed i had a thesis statement and everything. alas
#whisp whispers#fishie beastlife spoilers#since i had to rewatch videos these tags will serve as going insane about details i missed that were irrelevant to the post#i could make a whole thing on the parallels between fishie and bree. 'at least im not the only one with a troubled love life' yeah i guess#this is taking me ages to finish because if i think about beastlife fishie too long it genuinely spikes my heart rate#i think there's something wrong with me#fishie and bree both leaping at the oppurtunity to trade with their exes is so funny to me#someone should do indepth research about the way fishie interacts with dingo because i haven't been paying attention to it#by 'someone' i mean me because i'm the only one who can do that. other beastlife fan if you see this. holds out hand do you want#to make an analysis post with me .......#i appreciate kiwi trying so hard to do bug facts because bree's moth take is toooo insane for him. we can yes and the alien bit he draws th#line at incorrect moth facts though#'im neutral this is just fascinating' <-really funny in retrospect#*this is also taking so long forever because i keep distracted by whatever the fuck is wrong with everyone that i can't remember how to lik#put things into words#for what is a housewife without a house and no longer a wife?#'sorry guys it's just gonna be a lot of decorating today' YOUUUU. YOU. (<quote from beginning of e5)#ratchelor pad guitar riff is horrid on 2x speed. never do this what i'm doing right now#one of my irls is still in awe of the 6person boogie kill (or rather how nobody noticed fishie preparing the 6person boogie#is it boogey or boogie#does oku falling off a pillar and dying in the middle of fishie lore also count as a fishie proximity death#fishies curse is that people won't stop dying in the death games#also hiiiii fishieeeee you said you enjoyed analaysis. um. this one went a little off the rails i think and is more theory than analysis#posting this and disappearing off the face of the internet. cringe is dead but like. i mean you get it
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mdzs-fanon-exposed · 11 months ago
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MDZS Fanon VS Canon: 2/?
Wen Ning fits Jiang Cheng's list of requirements for a wife
Rating: FANON – NEUTRAL
A lot of ships involving Jiang Cheng will use a list detailing the characteristics of his ideal woman as evidence for one pairing for another, and the character brought to me to evaluate as a suitable match was Wen Ning. Unfortunately, I have to rate this as fanon because Jiang Cheng's wife requirements... aren't canon to the novels.
In terms of the official adaptations, Jiang Cheng's requirements for his perfect wife seem to be Untamed-only canon, as part of the Jiang Cheng/Wen Qing subplot the drama invented. However, the MDZS Fandom Wiki (which, side note, is a horrible source for anything) credits the following list of requirements to a since-deleted Tumblr post:
Naturally beautiful, graceful and obedient, hard-working and thrifty, coming from a respected family, cultivation level not too high, personality not too strong, not too talkative, voice not too loud and must treat Jin Ling nicely. (source)
Using the Wayback Machine, I managed to find the original Tumblr post in question (seen here). According to the user who posted it, this is a translated excerpt from a Weibo post written by MXTX herself, listing 10 supplemental facts about the books – supposedly posted a year before The Untamed was first announced.
I do not have Weibo and cannot verify this claim, but regardless, I do not consider "word of God" to be canon for the purposes of this blog. Whatever MXTX's intentions were when writing this list, Jiang Cheng's requirements are not mentioned anywhere in the actual text, and so I cannot rate this suggestion as anything but fanon. You, the reader, are free to choose whether you think MXTX's supplemental material is canon-accurate.
As for Wen Ning himself: Canonically, Jiang Cheng "could never tolerate" him (Seven Seas Ch. 19, p. 251), and so unfortunately this ship cannot officially sail. Even if Wen Ning does fit every entry on this list, Jiang Cheng would not consider him a prospective match. I do not consider the list canon, and so any attempts to figure out if Wen Ning fits the letter of the list (if not the spirit) can not be anything but subjective.
But, well, this post is about the list itself, not Jiang Cheng's feelings about it. So while I'm here, I might as well have some fun with it.... Feel free to use the notes to debate whether or not you think Wen Ning is secretly right for Jiang Cheng's dubiously-canon standards.
Naturally beautiful: Wen Ning is ADORABLE and I LOVE HIM. You can't look at him and NOT call him cute; even Wei Wuxian thinks his "side profile [is] delicate and refined" (Seven Seas Ch. 12, p. 141). Would Jiang Cheng think this? Um,
Graceful and obedient: He's pretty meek and he's described as a yes-man (Seven Seas Ch. 16, p. 22), and he does what Wei Wuxian says a lot (under magical flute coercion or otherwise), but he can be pretty stubborn when he wants to be. I wouldn't call him falling off a roof "graceful," but I suppose that was after he was zombified.
Hard-working and thrifty: Yes – I can't imagine he got all those Wen subordinates by being completely lazy. And if anything he's kind of the pack horse for the Burial Mounds crew lol.
Coming from a respected family: Technically? Yes. The Wens have historically been a powerful and influential family, and Wen Ning is the younger brother of someone of "a rank on par with Wen Chao" (Seven Seas Ch. 12, p. 148). Functionally? Uhhhh
Cultivation level not too high: This one is debatable, but probably a yes. We don't receive much information about Wen Ning's cultivation level, since his fighting prowess isn't really plot-relevant until he dies, but he is described as "unremarkable" in comparison to Wen Qing. Just like, in general, I guess. (Seven Seas Ch. 12, p. 149)
Personality not too strong: See #2. I would say yes with some caveats. Especially (and ironically) when Jiang Cheng is involved.
Not too talkative/voice not too loud: Also a match! Wen Ning stutters a lot and doesn't really raise his voice unless he's angry, so he's pretty quiet. Remember that time he and wangxian were on that boat and Wei Wuxian straight up didn't notice him for like five minutes? Poor guy. Can you believe this happened to him twice.
Must treat Jin Ling nicely: Do we count murdering his dad? Because if we don't, then Wen Ning treats Jin Ling very nicely. He even saves his life multiple times!
In conclusion: ?????????
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heaven-s-black-box · 8 months ago
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Notes- They Teach you to Dance Furina & more x gn!reader
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Description: Your partner teaches you to dance. Includes Furina, Ganyu, Dainsleif, Zhongli, Traveler Twins
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Furina
The reason for these headcanons, one of her teapot voice lines is her offering to teach you how to dance
She definitely forgets to instruct you at first, she just starts leading you in a dance as she hums a tune
If you have some dancing experience, that probably won’t be a problem, if you’ve never danced before…
She definitely takes it slow, she’s just been dancing for so long she forgets to explain
She will step on your toes just as much as you’ll step on her’s because of this
She will twirl you to teach you how to twirl her, once you’ve got that down she won’t twirl you anymore
She will also throw herself into a dip, if you let her drop she will pout and sulk
The best fix for this is to pull her up and into another waltz with a twirl
Once you’ve learned how to dance she expects you to lead, even if she initiates
Loves big dances, both in number of attendees and flourish of the dance
Overall 8/10 teacher and 10/10 dance partner
Ganyu
She can definitely dance, Cloud Retainer taught her, she just doesn’t dance often
Teaching wise I think she’s a great instructor, at least verbally
In the beginning she gets so fixed on explaining and watching your movements that she trips up
Please reassure her that you’re following okay, she’s not used to being in charge
You’ll definitely learn faster with her then Furina because in teaching you she’s also reminding herself
She won’t teach you anything fancy, but if you go and learn a twirl or dip she will break
You will have to initiate any dances, unless someone has told her she should dance in which case she will ask you
Also preference dancing alone and not in a large group, sweep her away to a balcony during a Qixing event and you can dance all you’d like
Preferes swaying to music over an actual waltz
In the end, 8/10 instructor and 10/10 dance partner
Dainsleif
He can dance, he was the captain of a royal guard, but it has been awhile
Seriously, you’re basically learning together
You also definitely have to ask him to teach you, Furina and Ganyu might offer but Dain won’t
Once you start dancing muscle memory kicks in and it sort of ends up like Furina teaching you
He can’t really explain what to do, so he kind of just drags you with him
By the time he figures out how to explain you’re halfway to figuring it out yourself
If he’s teaching you to dance before the fall of Khaenri’ah disregard everything before this, he is the best teacher on this list
Prior to the fall he will always initiate dances, if he’s attending and event and not on duty, after the fall you’ll have to initiate and he’ll be a bit reluctant
Chances are you aren’t at a formal event, so he sees no point in dancing, so if you want to dance you have to ask
Before the fall it is a point of honor to ask you to dance
Will always lead, another silly point of honor
Before the fall, 10s across the board, after the fall, 4/10 teacher and 9/10 dance partner
Zhongli
Can dance, not very fluidly and it is definitely a rusty skill now but he can
During his prime he was a good teacher, just a little stiff
Now he’s kind of like Dain, the muscle memory is there but very rusty
He will, however, ask Madam Ping to re-teach him how to dance so that he can teach you
So, you might step on each other's feet a few times but he will actually teach you
He prefers to initiate dances, like Dain it’s a point of pride, but he’s always happy when you do too
Will lead or follow your lead
Hu Tao has, on occasion, meddled to get him to ask you to dance
Like Ganyu he doesn’t really like big sweeping dances, he prefers being able to sway together to the music
Definitely a 9/10 teacher and partner only because he’s a bit stiff
Traveler
They can dance, definitely, they’re usually eachother’s partner
They’re also definitely smooth, you cannot convince me they wouldn't start stomping wars when they stepped on eachother’s feet
Both twins will ask you to dance, and if they ask you to dance they’ll lead– unless you ask to lead
I mentioned the twins are usually each others partner, it worked the same way between them– Lumine has been smacked in the face by Aether’s braid while twirling him and they’ve both definitely dropped each other in a dip on purpose
The twins don’t mind waltzes that travel, but they aren’t big fans of partner swapping dances
Aether likes dipping his partner, and Lumine likes twirling hers, but they both like being twirled
Sharing a rating, the twins are 10/10 teachers and 10/10 partners
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Alastor is usually very territorial when it comes to Vox and Niffty and isn't fond of Sir Pentious, but he lets him hang around them anyway since he's such a willing chaperone– lord knows Alastor doesn't want to have to play babysitter 24/7.
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hideawaysis · 8 months ago
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Please stop using functioning labels to describe yourself. They're extremely ableist and by doing so you're perpetuating ableism. Use support need labels instead, please. Sincerely, a low support needs autistic person.
are you fucking shitting me right now
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casismybestfriend · 1 year ago
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For the art block requests, can you draw Ted and Trent?
(yeah, I know Trent is a popular one 😅)
thanks for waiting and extra thanks for indulging me, anon 💕
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greenerteacups · 3 months ago
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All this talk of HOTD convinced me to finally watch the show, so I put on the first episode. Fifteen minutes in, I had flashbacks of all the violence and mistreatment of women that went on in GOT, and I had to pause because, damn, does it get intense very very soon. I haven’t watched anything intense in a while, so steeling my heart and taking a couple of breaths before diving back in. Wish me luck.
Yeah it's a very graphic show. Like the books, it's trying to explore the way that classic "medieval fantasy" would realistically operate and, for HOTD in particular, how women would fit into that picture. If that's not your usual palate in terms of media, I can see how it might not be for you! I'm a sucker for thick worldbuilding and a low magic system, and even by its own standards I do think the writing is a cut above what you get on most "prestige" TV. But it's probably the most violent show on mainstream TV since AGOT/TWD.
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rate-the-syscourse-post · 5 months ago
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sophie-in-wonderland paranoia post against anti endos (that can also fw pro endos cus paranoia is weird)
Funny: 1/10; the bit of laughing was hysterical. I couldn't believe it at first.
Fucked up: 9.5/10; awful, horrible post. Calls for ostracisation and isolation, purposefully triggering both on the dissociation side and on the psychosis side. The 0.5 is because I can see where the frustration comes from (sort of). Otherwise, extremely fucked up, would not recommend.
Soundness of argument: N/A (otherwise known as Not An Argument)
Overall Rating:
Terrible post. Paranoia inducing for everyone. Not funny, didn't laugh, it's the worst type of syscourse.
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