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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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What’s William Afton’s problem in FNAF….

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slag-of-all-trades · 4 months ago

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Melt This Puppy's Brain

Ohh god im really doing it huh 😖

Here's how the game works. No Nut November is just around the corner and I'm not allowed to cum. Give me edges I have to do throughout the month to turn my brain into mush.

New Rates Are¹:

1 Edge Per Like

1 Edge Per 3 Reblogs

1 Edge Per 8 Comments

5 Edges per New follower

(Counted until the end of October)

Any edges I don't complete by the end of the month are converted 1:1 into days in chastity (and @locktober-sharing said she'll hold me to this >w<). And after I get out of chastity, I still have to complete the remaining edges before I'll be allowed to cum normally again.

I might also add some milestones oop

Do your worst 😖

¹ I might change these over the course of the challenge as I get worse (better), but I'll only ever change it to give me more edges, not fewer. Any changes will apply retroactively uwu.

#ohhh god #the puppything #nsft #t4t nsft #0rgasm denial #chasity #chasisty #given myself license to change the going rates cos i went back and forth like 12 times #thought id set it higj and i can come and reduce later

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roppiepop · 8 days ago

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is a dream a want

#jaytim #tim drake #jason todd #dcu fanart #roppie tries to draw #lowkey dedicated to yasmin bcs sweet dreams was in my thoughts for this #ignore all coloring inconsistencies i worked on this in bursts over the course of 6 months shsbsbshs #but also like rip jason u ever had a dream abt someone u had neutral feelings abt and woke up w a crush?#yeah thats not what happened here jason just meditated his way into a feeling realization #and in the process montaged a whole decade of domesticity i guess :///#sorry idk how to render any less i feel like maybe id have a better output rate if i did lol #suggestive

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hobbymommyy · 2 months ago

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Happy Monday 🤓

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snailkites · 3 months ago

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progress decorating my office space

#we played trivia at the stadf retreat and our team was rhe smokin chickadees #which some thought was some kind of sexiness rating but in fact refers to the pack-a-day rasp #of a boreal chickadee #data mines #let's go birding #second sticky note refers to me goal to unfuck their shit permanent style

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cardiophiliaenespa · 2 months ago

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mira el video completo en "thisvid.com " allí también encontrarás más videos de este estilo Watch the full video at "thisvid.com" there you will also find more videos of this stylehttps://thisvid.com/videos/anime-girl-heartbeat24/ pd: recomiendo mirar el video completo ( vale la pena) ps: I recommend watching the full video (it's worth it)

#cardiophilia #female heartbeat #girl heartbeat #female cardiophile #exercise #visible heartbeat #huge titts #heart rate #cardiophile thoughts

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shalom-iamcominghome · 7 months ago

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#jumblr #jewish politics #antisemitism tw #personal thoughts tag #brought to you by me going to shel silverstein's wikipedia page #and subsequently being disappointed by yet another article about a person starting with 'born to a jewish family'#you will not die if you say 'this person was jewish and their family was as well!' i promise #recognizing that some people you like or were famous are jews is not a bad thing #jew isn't a bad word. being a jew is not a curse and refusing to even recognize that someone is jewish sends way worse a message #but i was obsessed with shel silverstein's poetry as a kid #which it feels like everything i loved as a kid and now being jewish at a rate higher than chance was an Early Sign lmao

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blackthorn-faerie · 4 months ago

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Shout out to the middle aged man who was eagerly (and not very subtly) reading my aventio fanfiction over my shoulder this morning on the train. I hope you can find it later so you can finish it, king

#i love public transit #he wasn’t being rude or anything #he was just really invested in the fic #I pretended not to notice bc I get it #these gays are captivating #it was rated t so it’s all good #aventio #aventurine #dr ratio #aventio fic #hsr #hsr fic #honkai star rail #no thoughts only them #I will never stop thinking about this

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seiwas · 10 months ago

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yuuji’s all golden retriever boyfriend, cute and sweet—the ultimate boy-next-door. he brings home little things that made him think of you: flowers, a couple of pastries, maybe with one of those cheesy punny cards that go ‘you’re all i knead’.

it’s wholesome until he catches you off guard with a response spoken so casually to your chuckle of ‘good on her’ when your neighbour’s moans can be heard from your living room—

he says, bright eyes and arm still wrapped to cuddle you, “Don’t worry, I’ll make you scream too.”

#🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#i swear to GAWD #yuuji x reader #iTS THE SWITCHUP #HE SAYS IT SO CASUALLY LIKE IT ISNT DIFFERENT FROM HOW HE NORMALLY TALKS #shotorus.bubble #rated #sorry i had to get this thought out

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just--vi · 6 months ago

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please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks. please do not rate fics in the bookmarks.please do not rate fics in the bookmarks.

#i don't care that you think it was an 8/10 #fuck offfffffff #marauders era #fanfic #wolfstar #jegulus #it doesn't redeem you that you 'thought it was cute'#STOP RATING FICS IN THE BOOKMARKS

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royalarchivist · 2 months ago

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Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.

Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated! 😫

Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what? 😨

Fit: Oh god. [Laughs] That's a new one.

Tubbo: You're pregnant!

Pac: How?!

Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!

Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]

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Tubbo: This is not what I want! I don't want this!!!

Fit: [Chuckles]

Pac: Oh– [Stammers] Why– I have an Ender Flu? I'm shaking! Oh my god.

Tubbo: No, Pac! You've been impregnated!

Pac: IMPREGNATED?!?! Wait, what?

Fit: Oh god. [Laughs]

Tubbo: You're pregnant!

Pac: How?!

Fit: That's a new one.

Tubbo: Uh oh, I'm about to– I'm about to not be alive much longer.

Pac: How– ahhh!!!! Wait, this is good? [Tubbo gets killed by a mob] Oh my god, Tubbo!

Tubbo: Guys? Preggers Pac, and Fit, help!

Pac: [Reading chat] "Congratulations"? Thanks guys, I didn't know, man! As always.

Fit: [Revives Tubbo] Alright, run! Ok, you're good.

Tubbo: We got his ass!

Pac: Wait, wait– What does it mean like, I'm pregnant? I'm gonna have babies?

Tubbo: It means you're gonna give birth to a beautiful– a beautiful plethora of children!

Pac: Oh my god, not– [unintelligible]

Tubbo: [Still ranting] Merciful, wonderful babies! Babies! Innocent babies will-

Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, what he said.

Tubbo: –will splurt out of you!

Pac: Oh my god. I think I saw like, Foolish having birth the other day, so I–

Fit: [Fighting a mob] Not this thing again!

Pac: Oh my god.

Tubbo: I can't believe preggers Pac is on the QSMP!

Pac: Oh my god, I'm so happy! [Laughs]

Fit: [Laughs]

Tubbo: It's gonna be such a magical time for you!

Pac: Yeah, oh my god, I have been like, dreaming for–

Tubbo: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. What do you– have you got any names? What are you gonna name it?

Pac: I'm probably gonna name it "Elton" and "John" if I have like, two.

Tubbo: Ohhh! What a beautiful name!

#Pactw #Tubbo #FitMC #QSMP #Morning Crew #September 8 2023 #~36m into Fit's stream | ~ 54:20 into Pac's stream | ~41:45 into Tubbo's stream #Head in my hands this was such a cursed bit every time this happened to anyone #Here's a fun fact for those of you who read the tags I write:#Pac once said he'd love to have twins #It was on October 27 2023 during the Minime arc #Timestamp ~ 1h 56m into Fit's stream (I don't have the timestamp for Pac's stream unfortunately)#Pac says ''I'd love to have twins!'' and then Tubbo says ''I'm fine with one; I'm the reason for the declining birth rate.''#Pftt #I remembered that comment while I was transcribing this and wanted to see if I had it written down anywhere – and I did!#Pac #Fit #Edited #Anyways I can't tell what Pac said after that ''Not'' bit earlier #At first I thought he said ''Not again'' and I had war flashbacks #But no he said something else I just can't tell what #Feel free to let me know what you think he said if you can hear it better!#The Elton John bit was going on earlier too btw Pac didn't just whip that up out of nowhere lol #You can't see it since this is Pac's POV but in Fit's chat someone said ''Mike isn't here you're going to have to help him Fit'' pftt

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germanelectrodelead · 4 months ago

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#heartbeat #cardiophilia #electrodes #ekg #stethoscope #heart rate #heartache #male chest #visible heartbeat #heart sounds #steth me #stethophilia #self stething #dark cardiophile #cardiophile thoughts #cardiophile art #cardiovascularhealth #cardioversion

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lotus-pear · 2 years ago

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regret

#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk #bc skk copium :')#the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died #he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!''#and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao #this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh #deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet #bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close #the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him #and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison #we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs #enough to make fyodor believe he's dead #in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead #knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side #like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human #dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter #and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell #this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :(#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

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cryptidwithacopiccollection · 6 months ago

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#'I couldn't bear the thought of you having a hold on my heart #so I put a bullet through yours'#its really fucking funny to me to imagine dl6 (and all of AA tbh) happened because one guy did not know how to deal with his feelings #my art #art stuff #i am playing. with my touys.#ace attorney #manfred von karma #gregory edgeworth #shingou #dl 6 #dl 6 incident #what happened. it was 8pm and i was getting ready for bed.#and now this. exists??#not sure how that occured #perhaps possession. there isn't enough of these two in the world at any rate

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trash-inu · 1 year ago

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keep·sake

#my art #fanart #moicy #moira o'deorain #angela ziegler #mercy #bit of a personal drawing #but I wanne keep stuff open for people to project onto #its angsty its gay its everything really #I hate that I love you #not sure if this needs rating thought

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