#ratchet party

[transingthoseformers]

Dude I NEED you to elaborate on that insecticon queen x OP post I’m BEGGING YOU

Look

Loooook

I've been obsessed all day with the queen hitting on optimus and everyone else giving her the side eye because that is the prime she's talking about, while Optimus is bouncing on his pedes stars in his optics because he's already thinking of the possibility for an alliance with benefits

After all

It's not every day you encounter a mech that much taller than you at his size (god she can't even fit in the autobot base can she?? Is she too damn tall?) who is also so down bad for you.

Extra points if this is a universe where primes used to be associated with fertility in some more salacious versions of their society long forgotten... except by the Insecticons and Optimus himself

Also loving the idea of ovipos here because after all, a queen's job is to expand the colony, and here's Optimus fucking jumping at the opportunity to be pumped full of eggs for the sake of their mutual species. After all, the war hit their species hard. Might as well start to increase their numbers

Strengthen the very valuable alliance with the Insecticons, especially since numbers wise this woukd be an absolute game changer in the war against the Decepticons.

I've been seeing a lot of breeding optimus in the valveplug tag so i just have to add my own card into it

Extra points if Ratchet the entire time is like "goddamn it Orion this is not the time" but it issss thoughhhh

Several of the autobots have never seen Optimus so happy in their lives

OO O O O Extra points if this is blended continuity for the sake of also disappointed Prowl, disappointed Ultra Magnus, and very supportive Jazz

Megatron will never admit that something about seeing Optimus filled with another's spawn turns him on (is it jealousy? If so, of which angle? Ideas)

[paper-mario-wiki]

Scout Murders Her Followers (song)

[breakdownsbuttlights]

How does Drift feel about being mistaken for Ratchet's employee?

It nettles him, as it would anyone, though he doesn’t let it show. Instead, whenever someone mistakes Ratchet for his employer, he mildly and tactfully sets them straight:

“Actually, he’s my doctor.”

[nyxpheros]

Hannddss

[girlypopmags]

Day 7: free space | My very small contribution for dratchet party ✨ enjoy

[mychlapci]

BUT WHAT IF!!!!

What if no one can face telling Ratchet what he did while drunk cause they’re either embarrassed/scared of him/terrified of Drift/respect…,

Ratchet has a massive hangover and doesn’t understand why Drift is so moody, why mech keeps glancing at him, avoiding him or just looks “constipated”… until he’s cleaning up and something tingles against the washrack floor. (Or, how a bottle cap slips out his valve)

“Oh…”

Oh lord. A bottle cap falls out of Ratchet's valve and he Immediately knows what he did last night. It would be funny if he ended up scolding everyone for not at least telling him he's shown them his Bottle Trick. I mean, what if the cap got stuck and rusted and he got sick? They should have informed him, at least.

Of course, everyone was just... too scared to tell Ratchet they all saw his valve! I mean, he already looks ready to kill them all, they didn't want to discuss his... bottle trick with him. Even if it was hot (<- this is where he starts hitting people though)

Then, Ratchet scolds Drift for acting pissy over it. So what, he got a little bit drunk... Drift isn't actually taking it so seriously, he's not a prude, really not, but it still shocked him. But then Ratchet promises him to show him the trick again in private, his mood lifts a little :)

[obscure-imaginations]

*after a battle*

Optimus: Are you okay?

Ratchet: I think so.

Optimus: How's your head?

Ratchet: I haven't had any complaints.

[unitedfrontvarietyhour]

"The Team! The Team! Go Team! Go Sports!"

[originalhaffigaza]

[gameralfa117]

Happy Birthday Ratchet 🎂🥳

A lovely comm i got created by LuchosFactory

21 years ago, on November 4/ 2002, the first game of this great lombax was released. 🎉🎊.

[ultra-phthalo]

Cybertronian Alarm Dancing

Unfortunately can't find the 'cybertronian research audio' that was taken from the a Lost Light party that sounds like a 30 car pile up. And the other video of a dancing Ratchet png with speculations that transformers would blast their alarms and honk in clubs while dancing. And that Ratchet would be the best at making these noises. But I did find the below video used to make the Ratchet meme clip. Along with a second video random clip of someone dancing to a car alarm. Crazy stuff this.

[transingthoseformers]

Red Alert comming Optimus in a panic because Megatron's beating on the front door demanding for Optimus to come out and fight him all by himself.

Optimus is preparing to go out and meet him in combat when they get a call from Starscream who is demanding that no autobots goes out there to take advantage of his leader in his condition! Ratchet yells that so long as you get Buckethead and his stupid rut out of here before he knocks down the door or triggers somebot's heat.

Interesting to see Ratchet and Starscream agree on something, sad that it won't work because Megatron is a stubborn glitch and that might be exacerbated by his rut just a bit

Just a bit

More than a bit

Oh meggsie

[rex-underscore-ink]

I found out that people were redrawing Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights but with fandom characters, so I present to you:

RATCHET'S CRAZY PARTY AMBULANCE

I am very inexperienced when it comes to drawing mecha so please excuse me for how movie Ratchet has, as my wife lovingly described, hanging bazongas (???)

[robotshowtunes]

Ratchet's skills as a surgeon and doctor are unmatched. He is equipped with assorted medical equipment, including arc welders, electrical sensors, and laser scalpels that can be used for offensive purposes (although not very powerful). In combat situations, Ratchet usually opts for a standard laser rifle to make up for his lack of inherent firepower.

Smoke effect from pngTree

[lord-squiggletits]

I don't know Drift's character very well so I don't feel confident doing this myself, but are any of my followers interested in Drift/Pharma or Pharma/Drift/Ratchet and willing to give it their best shot to describe how that might work out (positively)? Doesn't have to be art or a fic or something, could just be a meta or rambling in my notes theorizing about it