#ratbag the coward

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He was biting

[necronazu]

Ratbag and my OC Ailis

[fantasyoftales]

Ratbag the Coward

[rpgchoices]

Orakh, romance interest and future bartender of Ikkarus and the Prince of Sin, vs Ratbag, the lovable orc from Shadow of Mordor!

Tournament tag (all polls) here

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Talion, Ratbag and their baby~

[urukbignaturals]

With your thoughts on orc breeding out of the way- who would best to worst dad?

Oh man, this is a hard question! I will try with some of the Uruk/Olog boys i like the most, and hopefully my reasons make sense xD 1- Bruz the Chopper. Yes, I think -Bruz would be a good father. Despite what he did to Talion, he seems to be so genuinely nice for an orc. He is all smiles, very casual, treats you like a friend.... So idk, something tells me he would be good with children! He would know how to connect to his children and train them into nice warriors! 2- Azog the Defiler. OK SO HE ISNT IN THIS GAME BUT- Isnt Bolg his son?? this mean this orc DID breed, he IS a father. Now- I havent finished the hobbit triogy, but his son looked to be quite capable and respect him a lot. Also, he does lead other orcs, and i think orcs father are more like leaders for them, sooo yeah! Then again, I think he woud be a good father in ORc standards... in human though...

3- Ratbag. My poor boy Ratbag... Dont get me wrong, I think he would try. Very hard... But he simply isnt the brightes or most resposible in my eyes. Like... I can see him having to practically abandon his children in times of need- and he would say something like "They need to be independant!!!" Or something- he would feel AWFULL but like... they are orcs! Orcs need to face hardships on theri own to grow! Or something! BUT that said, he would def teach them all he knows. How to be sneaky, how to stay alive, how to befriend people stronger than them... And maybe, just maybe... He can get others to train his children so they become more than him- better, stronger, smarter! He would be one proud papa.

4- Bolg. Since i mentioned Azog i fee like i must mention his son too. Sadly I dont have much more to add to him. I think He coul be an ok father, if he follows his own fathers footsteps, but still, something tels me they both would be cold parents. They want their orc children/ tribe to be fierce, strong. No weakness would be allowed. So im sure they would be pretty toxic... I think he woukd get rid of any weak children he has...

5- Vog the Eternal. Im so sorry, but I cant think of Vog as a good father. He goes to the end of my lost simply because i just... I just cant! If anything since he is a necromancer, if any of his children dies he would be like "I can bring them back- STRONGER!" Wich isnt a good thing to say as a dad...

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Nooooooooooo of all the things to not transfer over to my new phone why did the picture of Ratbag I used for my screen saver have to be one of them?????

Yes I can do it manually but like that means more time I am without his precious face!! THE TRAGEDY

[arwenkenobi48]

What my F/Os do on Christmas

Amsel’s more of a krampusnacht person, but still enjoys the wintery atmosphere. His narrations of A Christmas Carol are the best. He’s the first to put on a Christmas themed horror movie as well.

Sauron is utterly baffled by it and the overly joyful atmosphere associated with the holidays, but admittedly loves putting up decorative lights.

Feral has adopted a mini kawaii krampus and feeds it copious amounts of gingerbread and mince pies (while also consuming plenty of them himself).

Mephistopheles is in charge of what the Christmas movie marathons are going to entail. The Muppets Christmas Carol, Gremlins and Scrooge: The Musical always manage to be part of it.

Devil has mixed feelings about it, considering the fact that he had to become Santa that one time in season three of his own show. But he’ll gladly enjoy watching The Polar Express with us all.

Ratbag knits everyone sweaters. The sweaters must be worn throughout the whole holiday period. It’s the law.

Friedrich is a complete Christmas fanatic. As in, he makes other Christmas fanatics seem tame in comparison. He literally went on a one man trip to the North Pole so he could “obtain Santa Claus’ super powers” and was dubbed Frosty The Snow Scientist for months afterwards.

Koroviev can and will start a massive snowball fight. He’s also a massive fan of The Nutcracker and insists on seeing the ballet every year.

Gabriel basically just listens to Trans-Siberian Orchestra albums for a solid month.

Ulysses has an entire Christmas dinner to himself and spends the next few days flopped on the hearthrug.

Cortex has way too much eggnog and always ends up drunkenly singing Auld Lang Syne while wrapped up into a festive blanket burrito.

[mightyviciousologsfriend]

// Hey, guys. I’m sorry about this but I don’t think that I’m going to return to this blog.

I’ve had my doubts writing Ratbag, but today it’s come to my attention that I don’t really give him the depth I tried to. So I’m shelving this blog. Sorry about this.

[bububorg]

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Picard, Star Trek: Discovery, Star Trek: Enterprise, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alatar/Pallando (Tolkien), Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee, Fíli & Kíli (Tolkien), Balin & Dwalin (Tolkien), Balin & Fíli & Kíli (Tolkien), Ratbag the Coward/Original Character(s), Raphael (TMNT)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Maxwell Forrest, Gandalf | Mithrandir, Glorfindel (Tolkien), Original Characters, Balin (Tolkien), Original Female Dwarf Character(s), La'an Noonien-Singh, Number One | Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek), Christopher Pike, Christine Chapel, Spock (Star Trek), Alatar (Tolkien), Erica Ortegas, Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Ratbag the Coward, Brûz the Chopper, Az-Harto | Ranger, Original Orc Character(s), Saavik (Star Trek), Óin (Tolkien), Ori (Tolkien), Gamling (Tolkien), Lóni (Tolkien), Pavel Chekov, Frodo Baggins, Sam Gamgee, Varok Saurfang, Garrosh Hellscream, Mikey (Bright), Akoth (Shadow of Mordor), Beverly Crusher, Galadriel | Artanis, Lorne | Krevlornswath, Pelia (Star Trek), Keiko O'Brien, Aragorn | Estel, Lithariel (Shadow of Mordor) Additional Tags: Frontier Day, Multi-Era, Suicidal Thoughts, Anthology, Short Stories, Female Akoth, Mister Boggins, Multiple Crossovers Series: Part 4 of Team Medi: Sons of Durin, Part 2 of Team Medi: Team Medea, Part 3 of Team Medi: Tribe Summary:

Over the years, Frontier Day has been observed by citizens of the Federation as the day Starfleet began its mission to explore the galaxy.

250 years (and more) of history plays out around one special day.

[upside-down-sock-drawer]

I absolutely hate this discourse and this person so I'm going to say it once and never again.

If your response to Wilbur Soot coming back and announcing a tour is anything like "oh yay he's back!" You need to leave the fucking internet I'm so serious.

That ratbag of a man got called out by one of his victims, posted a bullshit response and "took a break" His return SHOULD NOT BE CELEBRATED. He got called out for his shit and then ran away throwing a temper tantrum because he's a fucking coward. He shouldn't be back on the internet and any tiny bit of positive attention will feed his fucking ego enough to keep putting his bullshit everywhere. NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING CELEBRATING

If people don't boycott the fucking tour I'm going to be pissed off. He sucks! He committed crimes! And no, Lovejoy is not safe from my rage either they know full what what Wilbur did and they didn't kick him out. So no, sorry, I don't care how much he influenced anyone's childhood, he's a fucking abvser and no one should be happy that he's posting again. Hope this helps.

[urukbignaturals]

I wanna write Yandere Bruz and Yandere Ratbag with the reader but like... I'm kinda dry on ideas... I'll type what I have in case later I get inspired...

Yandere Ratbag the Coward:

Stalker-ish yandere. He watches you a lot from afar. He isn't always the sneakiest but sometimes he leaves you presents and you chalk it up to him being shy.

What presents? Things he hunted (mostly dead rats, though he occasionally gets you rabbits and little birds), shiny rocks, the ears of stronger Uruks he totally killed on his own (aren't you impressed?), weapons also scavenged from those he totally killed...

He one time wanted to show you he could be a good mate by taking care of you, so he intentionally poisoned (he is such a genius) one of your meals. Despite his best efforts, he found out he wasn't at all a great medic or caretaker, so he had to beg Talion for help. Don't worry- you'll end up being fine, but the scare was so big that for weeks he hugged you tightly as he sniffed...

He knows he can't protect you but he has a big, strong olog friend AND the Grave Walker, so he definitely bothers them often, asking them to take care of you...

Ratbag may be the reason Talion and Az-Harto/Ranger become yanderes too.

Yandere Bruz the Chopper:

Some have already done some good interpretations for him, I'm not sure I have much to add LOL.

Bruz is definitely a clingy and manipulative yandere.

Like others have said- you must be at the very least in eyesight. He gets very anxious whenever he can't see you. He knows how dangerous Uruks and ologs are! What if another claimed you as theirs? Bruz can't allow that.

He has employed other Uruks to ambush you when you are alone, only for him to come out and save you. That way you'll be more inclined to stay close...

Cuddles. Many, many cuddles. He won't let you sleep alone and he simply can't sleep if you aren't in the safety of his arms.

Gets jealous of everything and everyone. Why are you talking to that coward? He is there! What's with you and the ranger? Isn't he good enough? Why are you sitting in that chair??? His lap is free! etc, etc, etc.

Might "accidentally" touch you inappropriately, "I'm sorry, little one, it's just that my hands are so big and your body is so small!".

Also, he "accidentally" marks you. "I meant to give ya a love nibble- sorry for the bite mark, sorry!" "Oh no, did I leave that bruise? I need to relax my grip, are you in pain? Let me help..." "Wanna spar? I'll be gentle this time.... besides, so far you haven't gotten a single scar! (yet)"

He lies to keep you on his side. "I heard Ratbag saying this", "I saw Talion rummaging through your things", "The Warchief asked Talion if he could keep you as a pet- and Talion said he would consider it! How rude!", "I need to warn you, that orc that asked to chat with you? Has a bet with other orcs on how quickly he can get in your bed..."

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🍪, 🎾, 🍷, 🌸, 🦄, 🔑, 🛍

MY EXPERIENCE IN THE ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY

🍪 (one of my) my favorite roleplay memory

It was quite a long time ago, but I remember roleplaying with a Bilbo roleplayer. I was still incorporating Mordor speech into my threads and having a bunch of fun with that. It was a pretty action-packed thread that kept active for a bit of time!

🎾 what type of genre of roleplay i prefer to write

I do always love action! I struggle with slice-of-life the most, and need something exciting to keep the muse high.

🍷 a character i want to write but never made a blog for

Kinda/sorta made a blog for Ratbag the Coward (Shadow of Mordor/War) but I haven't had the muse in quite sometime, unfortunately. Which is a shame, because Ratbag's definitely a fun character to write and write against.

🌸 the blog/s that most inspires me

The fandom is itty bitty, but definitely Finding Nemo roleplayers @honeybilby, @grxmpygills-archive-blog, @ask-the-anemone, and anyone who's had been or still is hanging around <3 <3 <3 You guys keep me going.

🦄 the best thing that's happened to me in roleplay this year

It's been a bit over a year now, I think, but writing with @honeybilby has kept Bruce alive, especially in his canon verse. Between Mimi's world-building, characterizations, and in-depths headcanons, they kept the world of Finding Nemo alive for me. <3

🔑 my favorite type of threads

I might have already mentioned action, of course, but definitely threads that have outside elements acting on the muses/characters. I also have to love a good introduction thread, especially finding a way that Bruce can convince a muse that he's decidedly harmless.

🛍 the one thing i wish all of my followers knew about me

I'm really fine with waiting. Don't apologize for taking time, especially for addressing irl things. If you want to pop over onto the DMS, I'm available. Finally, I'm mostly only selective due to my own ability to keep my muse/motivation high for my threads. Preferably, if we aren't mutuals, I'd like at least few followers to come in with some sort of basic plot that we can brainstorm!

[arwenkenobi48]

My Fictional Others (Updated 2023)

Main F/Os (aka the Twelvefold Brotherhood)

Amsel Bloodmoon

Origin: Blood Moon Sky (original intellectual property)

Relationship Dynamic: Romantic, husband, BD/SM relationship (specifically a DD/LB dynamic)

Sauron

Origin: Tolkien’s Middle Earth Legendarium

Relationship Dynamic: Celebrity crush, friend with benefits

Feral Opress

Origin: Star Wars The Clone Wars

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic, AB/DL (he’s the Little, I’m the Caregiver)

Mephistopheles Woland DeVille-Morningstar

Origin: The MephistoVerse (original intellectual property)

Relationship Dynamic: Muse, platonic, situationship

Devil/Lucifluff

Origin: Cuphead

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic, similar to a pet and his owner

Ratbag the Coward

Origin: Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor/War

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic, familial, brotherly

Doctor Hans Friedrich

Origin: Rocky ASMR

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic

Koroviev

Origin: The Master And Margarita

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic

Gabriel Belmont/Dracula

Origin: Castlevania Lords of Shadow 1/2

Relationship Dynamic: Friend with benefits, situationship

Ulysses the Dragon

Origin: OC/The MephistoVerse

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic (similar to a very loyal dog protecting his owner)

Neo Periwinkle Cortex

Origin: Crash Bandicoot

Relationship Dynamic: Situationship

Secondary F/Os

Ryuk

Origin: Death Note

Relationship Dynamic: Situationship

L. Lawliet

Origin: Death Note

Relationship Dynamic: Friend with benefits

Daycare Attendant/Sun/Moon/Eclipse

Origin: Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach

Relationship Dynamic: Friend with benefits

Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes/Alucard

Origin: Castlevania

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic, situationship

Alternate!Gabriel

Origin: The Mandela Catalogue

Relationship Dynamic: Sexual (rather kinky as well)

Kumbhakarna

Origin: Ramayana: The Legend of Prince Rama (as well as various versions of the Ramayana epic)

Relationship Dynamic: Platonic, very cuddly

[ao3feed-thehobbit]

Carving Words

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/uagUBXI

by Gozzer

Talion fully expected to perish after The One Ring was destroyed, in fact he welcomed it with open arms. But the death he had been waiting for for decades didn't come. Instead he wakes up on a forest floor with the one being that had taken more from him than Sauron.

Words: 3614, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (Video Games), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Talion (Shadow of Mordor), Celebrimbor | Telperinquar, Gandalf | Mithrandir, Kíli (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Ori (Tolkien), Thorin's Company, Ratbag the Coward

Relationships: Celebrimbor | Telperinquar/Talion (Shadow of Mordor), Ratbag the Coward/Talion, Talion (Shadow of Mordor)/Ratbag the Coward/Celebrimbor | Telperinquar, Talion (Shadow of Mordor) & Fíli & Kíli, Talion (Shadow of Mordor) & Ori, Ratbag the Coward & Talion (Shadow of Mordor)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Angst and Feels, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt No Comfort, Hurt, Blood and Injury, Rings, Depression, Implied/Referenced Suicide, During The Hobbit, Celebrimbor Has Issues, Talion Has Trust Issues, Developing Relationship, Unhealthy Relationships, Eventual Fluff, Sad, Nazgûl | Ringwraiths, The One Ring - Freeform, Trust Issues, BAMF Talion, Drowning, Canonical Character Death, Poor Life Choices, Angst and Humor, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, Orc Culture, Worldbuilding, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Not Really Character Death, Talion is Cursed, Ringbearer Talion, Celebrimbor's Life is a Tragedy, Loss of Trust, Mentioned Ioreth and Dirhael, Celebrimbor is an Asshole, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/uagUBXI

[faultyhammock]

Get To Know Me!! thanks @thecryptkeeperskeeper for the tag dear god why would you do this to meeeeeee

Rules: Answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.

Favorite color(s): I am an absolute sucker, a complete slut, just down horrendous, for a good steel blue/grey blue (think that one tumblr color palate). I know it's probably boring, but a good version of that shade just gives me the good brain scratchies. Other than that, probably dark blue, any green, and black.

Last Song: The Winner Takes It All, while listening to my Better Call Saul playlist. Before that, probably Dead End Kids by Ratbag, it's quickly become one of my go-to's on the drive to work.

Currently reading: The Unbroken, by C.L. Clark, it's been on my recommendations and the fanart is cool, and by golly I need to read more books still. The main mistake is that I got it from the library to read in my downtime at work, and then I went and gave myself a creative project that's been taking up all of that time.

Currently watching: I'm two and a half episodes into EXU: Calamity at the moment, before doing the M9 reunited twoshot and going into Critical Role's 3rd campaign. Also rewatched Scream the other evening, and I think at least I'm going to get to the rest of those since I've never seen them, and we've thus far rather failed at my big long list of movies to watch in October. oh yeah also gotta rewatch Arcane season 1 very soon in prep for the incoming emotional devastation that will be season 2

Currently craving: I could probably go for an oreo or four when I get home from work, life is too short and precious to waste with the single-stuffed ones.

Coffee or Tea: Neither really? I don't know if I've really given tea its fair shake, so I should probably do that in the future, but I just don't care for the way coffee tastes at all. It's a shame, because both of them smell wonderful, but I just cannot abide the taste (of coffee).

Hobby To Try: Also definitely DnD, it had been on the "to learn" list for forever, and then I got into Critical Role, and went straight from that into playing BG3, which was helpful because at least now I should have a decent idea of how things work, my memory willing lmao. There's a couple ideas for characters that I've got rattling around in my head that I really ought to do something with, so help me. But also it requires like, actively seeking out people and talking to them and bothering them, and frankly nothing in the world horrifies me more.

Current Au: I'll be honest I'm not normally much of an AU person a lot of the time? Maybe I'm a filthy coward idk, I just tend to gravitate towards things where the story of the thing itself is what rips me apart, and so I usually try to stick to stuff that keeps that aspect to it. I can do it sometimes for funsies, I'm not that way all the time, just most of it lol, so probably some random caitvi modern au that was in my bookmarks.

Tagging if you want to join! I think I would rather spontaneously combust than actively tag other people tbh