#bolg

[timohernandez]

Du musst Lernen ruhig zu bleiben, Auch wenn du viel zu sagen hast.

[lathalea]

The Hobbit RP

Are you into RP-ing or have you always wanted to try but didn’t know where to start? We’re running a Discord RP adventure with all the original characters from The Hobbits plus a bunch of OCs thrown into the mix.

We still have a few player slots open so if you feel like joining, please DM me and I’ll share all the details with you :)

[boozy-dwarf]

Mommy's joy, daddy's pride (｡- ᵕ -｡`)

I have a suspicion that Bolg's appearance and behavior is an attempt to emphasize his virtues against the background of Azog's virtues. That is, he's trying to prove to everyone that he's as much to be feared as Azog. And the guy seems to be angry that his father has lived so long. :D

Azog has kept the throne of Moria to himself for too long, and the young heirs fearful of challenging their father are traumatizing each other in a pointless struggle.

[urukbignaturals]

With your thoughts on orc breeding out of the way- who would best to worst dad?

Oh man, this is a hard question! I will try with some of the Uruk/Olog boys i like the most, and hopefully my reasons make sense xD 1- Bruz the Chopper. Yes, I think -Bruz would be a good father. Despite what he did to Talion, he seems to be so genuinely nice for an orc. He is all smiles, very casual, treats you like a friend.... So idk, something tells me he would be good with children! He would know how to connect to his children and train them into nice warriors! 2- Azog the Defiler. OK SO HE ISNT IN THIS GAME BUT- Isnt Bolg his son?? this mean this orc DID breed, he IS a father. Now- I havent finished the hobbit triogy, but his son looked to be quite capable and respect him a lot. Also, he does lead other orcs, and i think orcs father are more like leaders for them, sooo yeah! Then again, I think he woud be a good father in ORc standards... in human though...

3- Ratbag. My poor boy Ratbag... Dont get me wrong, I think he would try. Very hard... But he simply isnt the brightes or most resposible in my eyes. Like... I can see him having to practically abandon his children in times of need- and he would say something like "They need to be independant!!!" Or something- he would feel AWFULL but like... they are orcs! Orcs need to face hardships on theri own to grow! Or something! BUT that said, he would def teach them all he knows. How to be sneaky, how to stay alive, how to befriend people stronger than them... And maybe, just maybe... He can get others to train his children so they become more than him- better, stronger, smarter! He would be one proud papa.

4- Bolg. Since i mentioned Azog i fee like i must mention his son too. Sadly I dont have much more to add to him. I think He coul be an ok father, if he follows his own fathers footsteps, but still, something tels me they both would be cold parents. They want their orc children/ tribe to be fierce, strong. No weakness would be allowed. So im sure they would be pretty toxic... I think he woukd get rid of any weak children he has...

5- Vog the Eternal. Im so sorry, but I cant think of Vog as a good father. He goes to the end of my lost simply because i just... I just cant! If anything since he is a necromancer, if any of his children dies he would be like "I can bring them back- STRONGER!" Wich isnt a good thing to say as a dad...

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

The Hobbit Memes

Relationship Memes

The Hobbit + Relationship Memes

[aspenrockymountainhigh]

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In The Hobbit book, Azog is a minor character, a long-dead Orc who killed Thorin's grandfather, Thror. His role is brief, mentioned only concerning past events - available in The lord of The Rings, The Return of the King - Appendix A. Bolg, his son, leads the Orcs at the Battle of Five Armies, seeking revenge for his father's death at the hands of Dain Ironfoot.

In the movies, Azog is transformed into a central antagonist, pursuing Thorin and the company throughout their journey. This role expansion turns him into a relentless foe, while Bolg serves as his subordinate.

Art by Kerem Beyit

[vaenera]

That very special way Tauriel shouted "no" when Bolg stabbed Kili.

[meadowsofmay]

today, i can't stop thinking about legolas' chase after bolg, after their fight in laketown, going completely wrong and legolas ending up in captivity. today is a good thinking day.

[orcabouttown]

This week: Archery, and why I do not respect it. As with the handheld weapons post I will reiterate that debate will not only be discouraged but actively punished via combat.

Long long ago we had a simple means of settling our disputes - grab a large item and beat the fuck out of each other with it. This started with the humble rock, then a club, a primitive axe or hammer, then not so primitive axes and hammers, then swords, maces, flails, spears, battlehammers, nunchucks, just about anything really.

Two parties with a score to settle would square up and beat the shit out of each other until one or more could no longer continue due to death, dismemberment or similar impairment. This method of conflict resolution was also a great means of procuring food from larger animals in our territory, specifically by using those weapons to turn them into food. Strength matched strength, skill decided the fate of a warrior, and then some pussy invented archery.

Don’t get me wrong, I know projectiles have always been a part of our repertoire, before we used a stone to bash we probably tried to chuck it as well. If you can chuck something at someone and do some damage then fair play to you, that’s a spur of the moment gamble that could have panned out really badly and you’re lucky it didn’t.

Archery, however, is the conscious decision to remove yourself from the battle as much as possible while taking potshots like a dick and acting like you’re contributing.

Picture this, you spend years training for war, mastering the sword, spear, and axe, riding day and night to practice horseback fighting, training to be strong enough to run in your armour and fight like a demon. You pull up to the battlefield ready to bring pride to your homeland, and then THUNK. Some prick a quarter mile away and his buddies decided to just launch a bunch of pointy sticks up into the sky like Retro Lawn Darts and played a numbers game as to who would hit you.

I ask you, how is that fair? How can you face your ancestors in the next life and tell them, “Well I honestly have no clue how well I was going to do because someone rolled a D20 and sniped me before I could do any damage.” Answer: it’s not fair at all! It’s the equivalent of playing Mortal Kombat 9 with your girlfriends roommate who always picks Noob Saibot and always spams his teleporting move which is basically impossible to block, and she acts like it’s a mistake but really, who makes a mistake the exact same way 30 times in a row? Who I ask you? Her, and archers.

And yeah, fine, it looks coooool or whatever when you see an archer nail a sick shot because it’s a sKiLl tHeY’Ve MasTeRed but all they’ve mastered is being a top tier shitter and ruin everyone else’s fun time on the battlefield.

“But Mr Orc!,” you’ll whinge, “orcs use bows too! I’ve seen it!” And you’re right, some do. The term for them is Cowards. You’d think when Bolg struck Kili with a morgul shaft I was cheering him on wouldn’t you? Nope. Kili, unlike Bolg, actually had some balls and was tearing it up with a sword and dropping bodies like a clumsy mortician. Bolg only solidified his cringe status by wussing out and shooting him rather than run up on him with a blade.

You owe your opponents a fair shot in equal combat, and if you think it’s acceptable to half ass it by shooting at them from out of stabbing range you have all the honour of a Republican. Archers are guys who sleep with socks on, enjoy pineapple pizza, say shit like, “You’ve got a case of the Mondays!”, repost art and crop out the artists name, restart a game when they’re losing, and generally they chew with their mouths open and wear crocs. These are objective facts and not up for debate.

Remember, if you rock a quiver, I’m stealing your liver.

Until next time Brethren.

[pansnovydinnia]

картиночки, де видко кицін животик 🥺

Pictiúir le bolg cat gleoite 🥺

частина 1 || частина 2 || частина 3

cuid 1 || cuid 2 || cuid 3

[arcanemoonstudio]

Lil oc sketch of my girlie Qiidi.

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Gothmog and Bolg

By Jonatas Tobias

[claudiasan-m]

¿Cómo se supone que duerma por las noches con todo este ruido danzante en mi cabeza?

Hablo y hablo y hablo, pero el dique sigue fracturado, no sé si me voy a desbordar un día.

Revuelto entre recuerdos y ganas de olvidar, pero permanecer, pero seguir y lo que deseché y no volverá y lo que queda por hacer con el resto del tiempo y de la vida que se viene encima en menos de un parpadeo.

Todo. Punto. Está revuelto y sin sentido.

[fani5]

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