#ratbag

[casualcatastrophesincorporated]

"tf you mean you want me to clean, go clean your own shit"

-Ratbag, shortly before being fired

[chainsxwsmile-personal]

He was biting

[splorfstuffss]

ponytown where are you hiding the shadow of mordor ponies from me???

(silly horses made by yours truly)

[boozy-dwarf]

I've been on this outpost a long time, I know every corner better than I know myself. Over a year ago, a lot of Orcs were exiled here. A lot of labor for dirty work. Things are moving faster, but something strange is happening to me.

I can smell something. I walk down the corridors. Taking my polished weapon. I wander the courtyard. There's that smell everywhere. Outpost is soaked in it.

What is this smell doing to me? Do I remember… Do I remember… Аnything? No.

Something from the past carries this smell. I catch it, trying to remember, but it escapes my clawed fingers like smoke. Nasty, like a forgotten dream, memories hover near me and hide from me. That smell.

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-Who is this old orc?

The cloaked figure asks his squire. There's that strange odor coming from the direction of the stables again, and it's making the nazgul nervous again.

-He? I don't know, probably one of the snaga who arrived.

The orc answered his master, looking at the frail figure. Down by the stables, a slave was carefully brushing his master's black horse. The animal was clearly not happy about it, but the slave was diligently doing his duty, trying to calm the agitated stallion.

The wind frolicking today carried from the stables up to the balcony, ruffling the hood of the black cloak.

The snaga? He brought so much disturbance to his “life”? All this time the source of the smell was an old orc?

-Bring him to me.

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I don't think they would have recognized each other, but such a meeting would have been interesting.

I think Ratbag, with his ability to adapt to any conditions, could live to a ripe old age. So it's possible that this terrible change in Talion's life happened while the sly bastard was still alive.

And I think it's an interesting topic, I mean a nazgul has poor eyesight but a good sense of smell, how would a “young” nazgul react to something from his former life?

Could there be a memory of it in his mind?

Would he remember what it was like to be alive?

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Since the professor didn't leave us this information, my headcanon is Orcs live a bit longer than humans, about 150 years (Very doubtful, but... maybe?...). They are a mutilated form of the immortal and eternally beautiful elves - if I were Morgoth, I'd do my best to make these delicate flowers begin to wither as quickly as possible. What could be more fun than showing your creator that his immortal creatures could be mortal and they would be mortal.

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Dear ficwriters, here's an idea for a fic

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[thekyanitedragon]

no specific thoughts, just imodna vibes

[leejungjaes]

i hunger mother

mother

feed me

[necronazu]

Ratbag and my OC Ailis

[pengtheplush]

Ratbag the Rotated

[professorvonsandwich]

A bit different from my normal type of art, but here is the fictional band members of the musician Ratbag drawn in the Cotl follower style. For all the... let me check my notes... 0 of you who will probably know who I'm talking about, but I hope you guys like it :)

These are the individual images if you want to see closer up ^

[fantasyoftales]

Ratbag the Coward

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

First time drawing him. He's so cute~ ^w^

[urukbignaturals]

I wanna write Yandere Bruz and Yandere Ratbag with the reader but like... I'm kinda dry on ideas... I'll type what I have in case later I get inspired...

Yandere Ratbag the Coward:

Stalker-ish yandere. He watches you a lot from afar. He isn't always the sneakiest but sometimes he leaves you presents and you chalk it up to him being shy.

What presents? Things he hunted (mostly dead rats, though he occasionally gets you rabbits and little birds), shiny rocks, the ears of stronger Uruks he totally killed on his own (aren't you impressed?), weapons also scavenged from those he totally killed...

He one time wanted to show you he could be a good mate by taking care of you, so he intentionally poisoned (he is such a genius) one of your meals. Despite his best efforts, he found out he wasn't at all a great medic or caretaker, so he had to beg Talion for help. Don't worry- you'll end up being fine, but the scare was so big that for weeks he hugged you tightly as he sniffed...

He knows he can't protect you but he has a big, strong olog friend AND the Grave Walker, so he definitely bothers them often, asking them to take care of you...

Ratbag may be the reason Talion and Az-Harto/Ranger become yanderes too.

Yandere Bruz the Chopper:

Some have already done some good interpretations for him, I'm not sure I have much to add LOL.

Bruz is definitely a clingy and manipulative yandere.

Like others have said- you must be at the very least in eyesight. He gets very anxious whenever he can't see you. He knows how dangerous Uruks and ologs are! What if another claimed you as theirs? Bruz can't allow that.

He has employed other Uruks to ambush you when you are alone, only for him to come out and save you. That way you'll be more inclined to stay close...

Cuddles. Many, many cuddles. He won't let you sleep alone and he simply can't sleep if you aren't in the safety of his arms.

Gets jealous of everything and everyone. Why are you talking to that coward? He is there! What's with you and the ranger? Isn't he good enough? Why are you sitting in that chair??? His lap is free! etc, etc, etc.

Might "accidentally" touch you inappropriately, "I'm sorry, little one, it's just that my hands are so big and your body is so small!".

Also, he "accidentally" marks you. "I meant to give ya a love nibble- sorry for the bite mark, sorry!" "Oh no, did I leave that bruise? I need to relax my grip, are you in pain? Let me help..." "Wanna spar? I'll be gentle this time.... besides, so far you haven't gotten a single scar! (yet)"

He lies to keep you on his side. "I heard Ratbag saying this", "I saw Talion rummaging through your things", "The Warchief asked Talion if he could keep you as a pet- and Talion said he would consider it! How rude!", "I need to warn you, that orc that asked to chat with you? Has a bet with other orcs on how quickly he can get in your bed..."

[splorfstuffss]

chat is this when i publicly come out as this little gremlins biggest fucking fan??

i'd be making so much unhinged fanart of him rn if i wasnt so art blocked and didnt have animation work to do XD

let me grace the like 10 other ratbag fans eyes on here with one of my mighty babygirl sparkle gifs of him. i think it would give him an aneurysm

<3

more people need to make sparkle gifs of their faves please

[boozy-dwarf]

Ratbag on Tumblr/Fanfiction

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The real Ratbag

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In no way am I going to say anything bad about this charming guy :D

I'm just laughing at the romanticization of scoundrels.

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(It's neither bad nor good, at least as long as the romanticization only applies to non-existent characters, not real bastards.)

[kragehund-est]

I don't, I don't want ideas

You're too pretty and I just wanna eat ya!

I only wanna rot in love with you

[varoneatseyes]

Sudden urge to draw my comfort Character :D

I love this little man