#rat traitor

[anae-naea-zacheria]

Things my family and I have said as Marauders quotes:

Peter: You don't mind having no clue what you're doing with your life while your family members are politicians, doctors, lawyers...?

Sirius: I mean, somebody's gotta be the disappointment of the family.

Remus: *sighs deeply*

Sirius: *smugly* Exactly.

[chinelacanta]

dear microwaver..... how do you feel about benn beckman..... and would you ever draw him again (I am Not Normal about your beckman and dragon kissing scene)

i’m actually the uncontested number one benn beckman enjoyer, founder of the fanclub- (mid speech i get pulled backstage by a cane to the neck like a cartoon character)

as for drawing him again… ABSOLUTELY YESSSS

converting one person at a time to the benn x dragon club hihihi

[15-lizards]

If I was a starving peasant and Cole came back with a dragon head instead of food I would become the ancestor of that guy who threw a piece of shit at jofferys face

[thegreatestguild]

whats wrong with abyss?

(Ooc)

TW — SA, SUICIDE, ABUSE, KIDNAPPING, VIOLENCE, R@PE

The Tw speaks for its self she drew a comic on her nsfw twitter account of fakeman doing this to bullfrog and ramon both . I was reading her comic anyways before this until I found that account . Now I just stopped supporting it altogether .

Not to mention the time Ramon got REALLY close to sexually assaulting bullfrog before he pushed him away from it after he already said no. I don’t care if he didn’t follow through that’s disgusting.

Recently she posted a new part of this comic that shows Ramon trying to manipulate bullfrog to not leave him by saying he will commit suicide, and even before this he had hit another character named Bass. Physically abusing him.

Even in the beginning , she made a comic of Ramon being kidnapped by someone who keeps him in a room and has a shock muzzle put on his snout . (Yes I call it a snout I don’t see it as a nose .) This person then tries to get Ramon to have sex with him, and Ramon makes many excuses as to why he won’t. Eventually Ramon snaps at the guy for the constant “Rayman” Name calling, absolutely shredding him before bullfrog comes in to slit the guys throat and finish it up.

It is disgusting. But besides the gross stuff, Ramon and Bullfrog are really out of character anyways??? And even though this is I think SUPPOSED to be rayfrog Comic she kinda keeps adding new random characters.

When I tried posting about her on TikTok to spread more awareness a mutual commented something about my arguments not being like. Idk correct in a way?? I ofc was like WHAT?? Which the moot then said my video was posted and being shared in TV ABYSS’S DISCORD SERVER. WHICH I DIDNT RVRN KNOW SHE HAD?? This caused me to block that person and make my account private until I felt safe enough to be public again all because I was afraid of being sent a hoard of threats by abyss’s dickriders .

I hate her and you should 2

[full-of-snitch]

INCLUDE. PETER. IN YOUR. MARAUDERS. FICS.

[toerrishumansodontbeone]

HMMMMMMM, what do u guys think of my possible little Barus?

[angelx1992]

[strawberrysodaslut]

the urge to write for poly!marauders is so high i miss writing for them so much

[space-spring]

On the topic of emulating (just realized there's a more recent PC/Switch remake of LUTC I could be playing lmao) I am so cool with pirating old video games that I genuinely forget it's illegal sometimes. I was talking to a friend a while back + was like "oh yeah! I was emulating an old GBA game," and he went ???? you pirated a game????, and I just kinda said "oh! :) yeah, haha!!" and then launched into a desperate attempt to explain the ethics of piracy/emulation and how you can't buy older games directly from the company, so is it really wronging anyone, etc. etc. etc. while he just stared on in You Wouldn't Pirate a Car abject horror

[msmargaretmurry]

hi! for the game, 'blue sun' and any combination of matthew, leon, connor

"blue sun" as a title has very edmonton in winter vibes, doesn't it? or maybe that's just me, but having experienced edmonton in winter i feel qualified to make that call. (also, i do not recommend experiencing edmonton in the winter.) anyway i feel like this is a fic about how connor mcdavid needs a hug.

okay so, i'm not against connor/leon — i totally see the dynamic duo appeal — but i have always had some trouble coming up with a narrative for them that i would find compelling enough to write, so i kind of challenged myself here to come up with a story that feels like something i would want to write for them. as usual, it got long! really long! sorry! i wanted to talk myself all the way through it and there was just a lot happening!

let's set this in the 2019–20 season, because a) peak season for shoehorning some matthew content in there and b) what a grim time to be connor mcdavid. his fifth season in the league and other than that one brief shining season in 2016–17, it doesn't matter how well he plays, the team has been dogshit. the oilers are a joke. they have made the playoffs one (1) time in the past 13 years even with four entire first-overall draft picks at their disposal. they have traded away almost the entire core they thought they would rebuild around in the early 2010s. their poor management has basically run multiple promising prospects out of the organization. and you are the mcjesus who is supposed to be saving them. it's year five; you've collected some trophies; you've gotten used to the prairie winters. it's not that much colder than toronto or erie, really, and you spend most of your time inside anyway. sometimes, the frigid fresh air is refreshing after hours in the artificial cold of the rink, even though it burns your throat and chaps your skin.

besides, this season is going to be different. it already is different. it's still early days, but the team it winning more than it's losing, and connor has decided: this season is different.

i feel like around this time is also when we really saw the transition from young connor to adult connor. he was such a shy, awkward, anxious kid (they named him captain at least a season too early for real) and i think this fic would explore that as well — him becoming more self-assured, or at least better at faking it; becoming more confident in his leadership skills; learning to trust his relationships with his teammates more instead of feeling like he has to do it alone — but at the same time, taking on even more of that pressure to succeed, feeling the patience of the organization and the city and the hockey world at large already starting to wear thin.

so what of the leon of it all? obviously they're good friends now, but i've always felt that the friendship was a little bit manufactured in the beginning — the oilers did not expect leon to be as good as he is, they did not expect to have a two-headed monster, but how serendipitous that they found one. only natural to stick them together as much as possible for marketing purposes. connor, though, is a soft, stubborn heart wrapped in a perfectly bland public persona; he's something of an island, and leon's closest friends on the team in the earlier years are guys he can be way more fucking normal with. so this is also a story about them coming together in private instead of just in public.

connor doesn't want to be an island. he just feels like he has to be. he has, after all, been told constantly and consistently that there is no one else quite like him. he was happier in erie, where he was half of a whole, but that relationship started crumbling as soon as he left for alberta to pursue his destiny. it was an excruciating falling apart over long distance, and the loss left a hole inside him that would still ache if it wasn't so obscured with scar tissue. anyway, he's pretty sure it was his own fault, and it's not really the being in love part he misses — being in love was as much nauseous anxiety as it was joy and comfort — it's the having a teammate so completely on his side that he could let his guard down and just be connor instead of Connor McDavid.

he likes leon. he wishes they were better friends. not that they're not friends, because they are, but connor knows he's everyone's first choice on the ice only. but, again: this season is different. they're winning again. he knows people find him much easier to like when they're winning, so maybe that can be different this season, too. it already feels different, like he and leon are clicking better as people this year, although connor can't tell if that's due to the extra effort he's making or just because they've been stuck together for years now so there's an inherent comfort level there. but it's nice. connor likes it a lot. he's afraid of liking it too much, but the more space leon allows for him, the more of leon's space he takes up. he can't seem to help himself.

(sorry to leon for sticking him in yet another scenario with an anxiety-ridden weirdo who can't seem to see that the people close to him really do just like him. from his side here, i feel like he wasn't really sure what to think of connor or how to get close to him for a while, and is equally quietly pleased about this coming-together. he knows to the rest of the world he'll always be in connor's shadow, but he also knows that every great hockey team in recent memory has had a duo at its emotional core. he thinks they could be that.)

anyway so we've got this slow burn thing happening where connor and leon are getting closer, becoming each other's confidantes, starting to really feel like they are building this thing together, and also at the same time the battle of alberta is at a fever pitch and they keep losing to the fucking flames.

off the ice connor likes matthew tkachuk just fine. they've trained together in the off-season, and he's actually an incredibly nice guy. as an opponent on the ice, though — woof, he really is annoying. leon finds him particularly irksome, and while it gets tedious listening to him go through the same laundry list of complaints every time the guy comes up, connor likes being the person leon complains to. besides, connor thinks leon is secretly having fun — he always comes out of those scrums grinning — although when connor says this, leon rolls his eyes and scoffs.

then comes the all-star game, the "i'd get off the ice" of it all, the silly little media storm around all that. connor can't tell if leon actually meant it in the moment or if he was trying to be funny, but he's selfishly a teeny bit glad it means less attention on him. they're in the same division with matthew but matthew has his own people at the game, so they don't interact much beyond exchanging pleasantries. connor chats with him a bit during the skills comp while leon huffs in the periphery, but later connor catches a glimpse of them across the ice talking for a moment without a chaperone. tkachuk is grinning, and leon is rolling his eyes, so it all seems very normal.

but then they run into him AGAIN out in the city that night, matthew with his friends, them with theirs, everyone varying levels of inebriated. matthew greets connor with a one-armed hug that catches connor off-guard, but with leon, he tugs on the front of his shirt and leans in to say, "remember, i'm gonna sauce you the sickest pass you've ever seen tomorrow, you better be ready."

leon laughs and tells him to fuck off, but as the tkachuk crew melts back into the club, leon watches him go, grinning to himself, and connor says with a sinking stomach, "you like him."

"what? i do not," leon lies.

"yeah, you do," connor says.

"eh, fuck off," leon says, but he scans the crowd again, and connor is so, so jealous. he's so jealous, and he hates that. he tries to be a good sport, but his night is pretty much ruined, and he dips out early, feeling every bit the stick-in-the-mud he got teased for being when he was younger.

the all-star game the next day goes fine. they win, which is nice. matthew does indeed set leon up for a nice goal, which leon pretends he's not grinning about for several minutes. he's not acting bothered at all about what connor said last night, and connor isn't going to bring it up again. he would rather not think about it, except for of course how he thinks about it constantly for the next few days, all the way through their first game back, which is against the flames, and is a huge tkachuk-centric shitshow that they lose in the shootout. connor is in a shitty mood about it, and leon is also in a shitty mood about it, but he tries to say something conciliatory when he drops into his stall next to connor anyway, and connor hisses back something mean and uncharitable about leon's crush, because he wants to throw a temper tantrum so bad, but he's not allowed to, because he's the captain and the savior and, as always, he is in this alone.

leon is not a person who takes kindly to people being a dick to him, so he kinda cold shoulders connor for a couple of days. then they play the fucking flames again, and it is once again a shitshow, but they finally get the win. leon gets four points and snipes at connor when no one else can hear, "you think he'll suck my dick now?"

connor, who is good at nursing his anger but bad at confrontation, totally deflates.

"sorry," he mumbles, and goes about his business. the team was great tonight, and he needs to put on a mood that reflects that. he does an okay job of it, he thinks — the mood in the room helps, and the fact that leon doesn't feel quite so icy next to him helps, but he's still got this awful hollow feeling in the pit of his stomach that he's never going to get what he wants. but he knows that's not true, because he's spent his whole life deciding what he wants and taking it. so maybe he'll decide what he wants and take it.

he and leon walk out to their cars together, and when they get there, he opens the door to his backseat and nods for leon to get in. leon gives him a puzzled look; connor says, "well someone should suck your dick."

so they do that. it doesn't leave connor feeling exactly how he wants to feel, but it's satisfying in its own way.

he goes home and spends the whole night wondering if he just made everything worse or if things are going to be unbearably awkward now, but leon shows up the next morning with coffee and breakfast sandwiches like, we should talk, so they do talk, about a lot of things — about how this season feels different, feels good; about the winning tradition they want to build here, where they've already put in so much work; about what they need to be to each other to make that happen. connor apologizes for kind of jumping leon in the parking lot, and leon laughs and says don't apologize, it was fun. they talk around the question of being together or commitment to each other, couching everything in terms of being in edmonton, commitment to the team, but leon squeezes connor's hand when he says these things, and connor is filled with nauseous anxiety and dangerous hope.

and i feel like that would be like 50k worth of fic. it would end there and everyone would be very mad at me, and then 2–3 business years later i would drop a sequel titled "pink moon" where they actually get together during the 2022–23 season. i'm so sorry about me.

[callibones]

rat mason

[crayonverse]

Whenever people on TikTok are like “Sebastian is the worst I hate him sm” and sit here with Seb, Expa and Scarlett being some of my favourite characters/concepts

[lm-m-0-ne]

[full-of-snitch]

Somehow I genuinely believe that if Peter Pettigrew had died or been sorted into Hufflepuff or just hadn’t been part of the Marauders, the friend group wouldn’t exist. Someone in the group had to have 1) self preservation instinct 2) common sense that wouldn’t be overruled by self doubt (or in some cases feelings for other members of the group) and 3) weed

I feel like he’s left out of a lot of fics, and if he’s there, he’s often overlooked. But he’s integral, at least to me!

also him being overlooked and/or left out is what made him crazy in canon so it’s kind of poetic that that is still happening irl

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

since i am allergic to faramir/eowyn and i want What Makes a Kynge to do something different i’m deciding what i should do with eowyn. 

she still gets to badass around doing badass things while also trying to figure her shit out, because she deserves it 

but like hum hum hum what do with her??