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an hour isn’t even a long time. this is how long an hour is. (shows you an image of how long an hour is)

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ok enough thirsting over men in the tags. thats it we hit quota. setting reblogs on this one to lesbians only. it says dyke and dyke does not mean your oc version of harry dubois or leon kennedy it means women that could rip you into pieces and industrial machinery and bartenders that would call you their bug.

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

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small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

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im a pretty girl!!!!!! i get to be a pretty girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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half my dash is indistinguishable from a particularly eccentric court

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urban planning class is just 10 weeks of repeatedly saying this until its burned into everyones brains permanently

you don't have to listen to someone's opinion if they grew up in the middle class suburbs

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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Watching ytp

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surely, this is normal. it must be.

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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

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❤️

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b <- i made this with my keyboard. anything is possible

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i dont want to be a gatekeeper or whatever and i like when people have fun and play but the way anya mouthwashing is treated by fans and by the marketing alike genuinely makes me sick. i dont know if its just me but like

"soft, huggable, and (thankfully) not capable of yelling at you."

if youve played mouthwashing you know exactly why that is Such a weird selling point for the Anya Plushie. is this just me. am i just overreacting or is this a really weirdly objectifying thing to say about someone thats been through enough ?? "you can hug this one and she cant yell or complain or be upset with you." was this written by fucking jimmy?? is this expecting us to be viewing her from his point of view????

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Light answers a tough question

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i think trans people need more fun stereotypes. so many groups get at least one that is like, offensive but also kinda baffling, like "gays walk fast" or "germans are obsessed with efficiency." all we get are like "evil sex predator" shit