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the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world

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guy on the right pretty noticeably only has one extra stack of coins, with the only other different being the beard and the attitude.

Lesson? Turn into the happy twink and you will gain one extra ScroogeMcPile

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when i was madoka's age i was about a year into knowing i was trans and the better part of a decade away from doing anything to act on it. i was stuck, smothering, rotting away and the only person i could cling onto used every little spark of emotion i had to feed himself. if i could've become a magical girl during that time, i wouldn't even have made a wish. i'd just make a contract immediately and thank g-d i found a use for my waste of a body.

if truly pressed, i'd've asked my boyfriend what he wanted - probably some kind of revenge on his enemies - and used my singular effect on the world to inflict divine suffering upon this one random guy he hated with his guts.

he wrote stories about us. stories where we had special abilities and turned into heroes of another story, with a hammer for me and a sword for him. sometimes we were cops, sometimes we were adventurers. i was always his loyal assistant, the perfect girl that knew how to hold her tongue and always manic-pixie-dream-girl the byronic hero before he succumbed to his urges to kill me. at least in the good endings. in the alternate paths, he couldn't stand how annoying i was. he tore me apart. in real life, i barely walked the line.

i'd made a pact, and for a while, i got lost in the fantasies he set up where his enemies were wicked and his friends were obedient and i was a real, special girl given the significance of his attention. i meant something.

madoka magica was HAUNTING to me. i don't even think the dread i felt watching it was about what could've been. it felt so, so familiar.

i'm glad i made it. and i got to keep the outfit. so it's impossible to say if magical girl contracts are bad or not

madoka magica was really good. i cried a lot. the next time i find myself at the height of despair i will simply think about women and feel my grief lifted from me. which seems like a pretty good deal. 8/7 unequivocally recommend, especially to easily manipulable girls like myself and my followers (i got you here, didn't i?)

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next on the docket: chainsaw man (already in progress)

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in the queue (unordered): revolutionary girl utena, neon genesis evangelion. also being told i will be shown gurren lagann, which i can name literally 0 facts about. i know Actually nothing

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madoka magica was really good. i cried a lot. the next time i find myself at the height of despair i will simply think about women and feel my grief lifted from me. which seems like a pretty good deal. 8/7 unequivocally recommend, especially to easily manipulable girls like myself and my followers (i got you here, didn't i?)

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hi

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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

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in a unanimously unpopular decision the vatican has announced that pjackk's soul has found redemption & is therefore eligible for the treasures of heaven

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love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

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🪲

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im on that good kush an acahol

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Thank You for Sending Me an Angel

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i dont even want the effects of cigarettes i just want something i can stick in my mouth to punctuate my sentences. a lollipop would NOT work cause that shit goes knock knock and no ones sayin "who's there." in this economy it's always a Survey. or Amazon. and jeff isn't climbing into MY mouth, no sir.

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99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared