callibones

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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no thats right

like 3 of us are currently claiming to be the real callie callibones BTW. its me though. dont listen to the others. im the most chicagoan callie callibones which is our core trait. like how vampires have core traits

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They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine

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"beef knight replaced by flan prince" forever the most iconic line in the entire coronation era, how do i explain to someone that was entirely random chance

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“who’s your favorite character?” my friend’s oc. “who’s your favorite character in canon?” my friend’s oc. “your favorite character can’t be your friend’s oc!” the posters on my walls and discord messages say otherwise. my wound has a heartbeat and only my friend’s oc can fix it. goodbye chat

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tumblr in the blaseball universe, part 11!

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10

credit to @wayslidecool for the last one

image descriptions: the first image is a thick black bar meant to separate posts. the second image is a thin gray bar meant to separate reblogs. they are used continuously throughout the post when appropriate. like right now

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man i give up.

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hey guys my sister made a tumblr account but won't tell me the url because she thinks i'll torment her (she's right of course). if any of you happen to stumble across a psychonauts fan account run by someone named lucy please let me know

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wait fuck i forgot that lucy is the name of a very important and emotionally poignant character in the psychonauts universe. post cancelled half the trans girls in the fandom probably have that name

🏞 lucreciamuxtopus

Actually this is my personal blog. Fuck you

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bitch i have been with you since the womb i know u can't go longer than a minute without talking about razputin aquato

🏞 lucreciamuxtopus

They took his brain once

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Hey guys, really sorry about disappearing, I had a probably-Meatcute-adjacent emergency and then forgot my tumblr password and every time I tried to set up a new password it redirected me to their FAQ?? Anyway, I'm back! In my time gone I got engaged.

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dawg i hate being a lesbian in moab. i've dated all but two of the other sapphics here and one of them is nagomi nava

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ok and? doesnt mean im off limits

🦆 peripheral-duck 🔁

so was literally anyone going to tell me that nagomi nava has a tumblr account

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Elsewhere

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why does no one else eat the muffin wrapper? it's so much easier than pulling it off and it tastes fine. it doesn't interfere with the muffin taste at all and it has a good texture

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how did you get your username in all caps?

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really? that's the problem you have with this post?

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[callibones]

ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

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i dont wanna be the real callie callibones who gives a fuck about grad school. im not doing that shit. you want me to transcribe an interview when lucky jonronero is right there in the world of video games. could we maybe interview him

like 3 of us are currently claiming to be the real callie callibones BTW. its me though. dont listen to the others. im the most chicagoan callie callibones which is our core trait. like how vampires have core traits

[callibones]

if your girl's obsessing over baseball and water that's not your girl that's your girl's joke oc she ACCIDENTALLY INTROJECTED

like 3 of us are currently claiming to be the real callie callibones BTW. its me though. dont listen to the others. im the most chicagoan callie callibones which is our core trait. like how vampires have core traits

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"you can take the girl out of chicago but you cant take the chicago out of the girl!" untrue. you can. but this creates a new girl that lives in the head of the original girl and claims to me the true one. and she thinks about the lake. and the river. and boats. wait am i estrogen mccormick?!

like 3 of us are currently claiming to be the real callie callibones BTW. its me though. dont listen to the others. im the most chicagoan callie callibones which is our core trait. like how vampires have core traits

[callibones]

rain players from glitch faq were onto something. besides calliope and calcifer can there also be like 4 callies callibones that are all equally the real one. will i be sent to plural hell for that

like 3 of us are currently claiming to be the real callie callibones BTW. its me though. dont listen to the others. im the most chicagoan callie callibones which is our core trait. like how vampires have core traits

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like 3 of us are currently claiming to be the real callie callibones BTW. its me though. dont listen to the others. im the most chicagoan callie callibones which is our core trait. like how vampires have core traits

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Move list

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i think my favorite dumb joke in blaseball is the thing where during the coffee cup, there was a nautical-themed team called heavy fc with the anchor emoji as their logo. and their slogan was “[FOGHORN SOUND]” which, like, yeah that’s funny, for sure, there were some good jokes in the coffee cup teams

and then like eight months later it’s the end of the expansion era and we’re finding all this weird shit about prehistory teams in the library, and one of them is the london frogs

and their fucking slogan is “[FROGHORN SOUND]”

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hey. noticed im not the only like on your flop posts anymore. there's 2 of us now... who is she..?

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homesickness got me sobbing and crying about italian beef. what no portillos does to a chicago girl

[callibones]

the four best qualitys a girl can have are as follows

sicko mindset

mold spores to spread

getting scared

giggle cocoon