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robot who wants to feel around human guts and do surgeries the same way humans fantasize about pulling on wires or whatever
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Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me
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any "which jojo stand user do you most Want Carnally" tier list has to contend with the fact that one of the stand users is straight up a transmission tower. imagine bringing a rocket ship to a horse race
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We already have a Minecraft movie. It’s called The Great Potato War and it’s available in three parts on YouTube.com/technoblade
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if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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this guy in the deadlock discord server keeps posting gameplay clips in 5120x1440 resolution and nobody can comment on his gameplay because of how distractingly bad his aspect ratio is
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"this thing [homestuck] can't have everything" top 10 naïve and hopeful phrases of all time
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