#rapid fire asks

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

Who in BTS is most likely to:

1. Have their sex tape leaked

2. Reveal their secret marriage

3. Move to LA

4. Get arrested

5. Collaborate with Drake

6. Start a charity

7. Become a political activist

1. Secret tape: there's only two guys who would be into that and well know it

2. Secret marriage: Tedros

3. Move to LA: J-Hope

4. Get arrested: is there really a need to spell out his name? 💀 this qs is a setup, lol

5. Drake collab: RM

6. Start a charity: Jimin obvs

7. Political activist: JK activist for idol rights

[frownyalfred]

Could you please share any headcanons you have of Martha and Thomas Wayne meeting and getting to know their grandkids? It’s like the rarest types of fanfics but it’s one of my guilty pleasures to read Bruce’s parents getting to meet their grandchildren and their reactions to the family Bruce created.

Bruce looks enough like Thomas to give everyone shivers

Martha only recognizes Alfred at the very beginning

Thomas spots several injuries / braces / etc among the children and is very very serious about confronting Bruce about it before it’s explained to him

Martha and Thomas never expected Bruce to make WE so large and profitable after their deaths - they wanted him to go to college and get a job like Thomas did

Damian guards Bruce the whole time because he can tell he’s tense about the attention

Dick plays moderator and chats with Martha and Thomas, who initially assume he’s a good friend of the family because he doesn’t call Bruce dad

They’ve vaguely heard of Tim’s parents before and ask after them, which is a mistake

Someone asks Bruce where his wife is if he has all these kids running around. Also a mistake

For some reason the whole batfamily tries to keep the vigilante stuff a secret but Martha and Thomas are too keen for that to last long

Martha doesn’t like how tall everyone is — the only one she can reach is Damian and maybe Tim

Jason of all people rises to Bruce’s defense when Thomas lingers a little too pointedly on him never going to school or doing enough to take up the family business

[aroaceleovaldez]

What is the PR disaster in question that made Rick announce TSATS? I wasn’t active in the online fandom at that point

Of course! This was awhile ago so it figures people don't remember it/aren't familiar:

Basically a couple years back (2020) the fandom had some posts circulate discussing the ways different characters in the Riordanverse were written poorly or offensively. There was a masterpost that went around tumblr but the two major points people were particularly focusing on were Piper and Samirah (particularly because Piper had featured prominently again in Trials of Apollo recently and the third MCGA book had further emphasized and discussed Samirah being Muslim, since it was supposed to take place during Ramadan). Basically each had multiple posts breaking down the ways they were depicted incorrectly or offensively. The entire fandom for a little bit was VERY intensely discussing this (and it's around this time the "RR crit" tag got very popularized on tumblr - it did exist before, but suddenly was being used VERY frequently - cause it was that wide-spread - though the discussion took over basically every side of Riordaverse social media on different platforms). People really wanted Rick to respond to these criticisms, so he did!

He made two blog posts, one about Piper and one about Samirah. He has since deleted both so the links are to archived versions. The short version: he essentially tried to justify his poor research and double-down that he hadn't written them offensively, actually, people were just being mean to him. The fandom, of course, reacted poorly to this.

[Further elaborated events under the cut since this got a bit lengthy]

(Fun fact, this all happened within a month or so of the time i posted an open letter on aphobic tropes in the Riordanverse that Rick replied to, and then he immediately followed with announcing that Reyna was intended to be ace-coded [which cause a LOT of fandom debate] before Rick dipped for a couple of weeks, and then came back to post the blog posts in response to Piper and Sam stuff. So I like to jokingly refer to this as "The time I imploded the fandom/drove Rick off of twitter." Twas I that set the house ablaze.)

Rick fully left social media after this and the LT Musical social media manager became Rick's social media manager for the time being.

So this all happened June/July of 2020. Tower of Nero would end up being published in October of 2020 and a few months after that Rick would state that he was done with the series and wouldn't be writing any more series installments involving Percy, and also that he wouldn't be writing a Nico quest following Tower of Nero as it "wasn't his place to" and encouraged the community to write their own versions of Nico's story.

The community continued to circulate the tumblr posts and discuss the topics of Rick's offensive character depictions, and this is also where we see the dramatic shift in how the fandom depicts Piper in fanwork (though in most cases it is admittedly not an improvement 😬) because of all this discussion. This is also around the time when the fandom brought Viria under scrutiny claiming that she was whitewashing Piper as part of the same discussions, through the justification that she was drawing Annabeth as having tan skin (which she does canonically), and if Annabeth has tanner skin then Piper then that's whitewashing Piper? Except they were using completely separate images of not fully rendered Piper art versus Annabeth in dramatic lighting, so it's all very awkward and poor logic, and did actually get kind of racist. A lot of people were calling it "Tannabeth Blackchase" (yeah, i know) or similar and a common sentiment you'd see repeated is "Don't draw Annabeth as having darker skin than Piper, because that's offensive/racist/whitewashing." (Note: it was not phrased "don't draw Piper as having lighter skin than Annabeth" - we also won't get into certain offensive depictions of Native Americans, but I digress). But yeah, the Annabeth stuff in all that did not age well at all.

Anyways, in October of 2021 however Rick would announce that he was co-writing The Sun And The Star - with a lot of heavy emphasis on how Mark Oshiro works as a sensitivity reader, and some false advertising from the official social media that Mark Oshiro was the first time a non-Riordan author would be collaborating on the series (disregarding the ghostwriters completely). One of the big criticisms in the breaking down of issues in Rick's writing was his lack of ever seeking a sensitivity reader, and fans claiming that a sensitivity reader could solve a lot of the problems. This was basically Rick's "look! I totally listened!!!!" (though it did little to actually improve things, based on the book) and in TSATS as well Piper gets a large cameo at the end where the text very directly addresses a lot of points made in criticism of Rick's writing of her.

We also then of course got the CoTG trilogy later, explicitly stated to be for advertising purposes for the show.

So basically, short version: Rick came under scrutiny for a lot of offensive writing within the span of two months, made some bad blog posts doubling down about it, left social media. TOA ends. Rick says he wasn't going to continue the series/write what would become TSATS. Community celebrates the end of of the franchise but also continues to discuss Rick's poor writing and the blog posts at length. Rick suddenly announces TSATS and Mark Oshiro's involvement. Everybody gets distracted from being mad. Show announcement stuff also happens and the discussions peter out.

[quiverymango]

Y'know what? Screw it...[WoF-ifies your Fiddlestan]

[emry-stars-art]

While we are on the theme of cats, perhaps king and sir for kiss number 6 or 5? 🥹💕

Daydreaming again about royal au cats��� one day I’ll make a comparison thing of royal Sir vs my version of canon Sir 😂

Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕

[scrollonso]

"what is it about hungary in particular that supports mercedes and in particular your old teammate lewis?"

"i just wanna come back to you nico because you know lewis so well"

"this is one of his favourite tracks in the world" (from nico about lewis)

*shows lewis then nico right after*

ok sky sports.

[wuthering-tempest]

A little misty told me you have a sinner oc and I haven’t been able to find an oc tag or anything, so please tell me about em or gimme the tag or whatever you’re comfy with!

-Ink Anon

OHHH HI!! I don't really have a tag for her here because I haven't actually posted her much on this account and I'm always really shy about fan ocs but 👉👈 i'll put most info/extra drawings under the readmore, a lot of her outfit/design is still a wip so forgive the messiness

Meet Captain Nemo! She's based directly around Jules Verne's Nemo of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea/Journey Through The Impossible/The Mysterious Island! She is an extremely intelligent and knowledgeable woman, but alternates often between calculated aloofness and bouts of impassioned agitation and can occasionally be provoked into furious outbursts, especially now that she's been dredged up from hiding.

She's got a very complicated past with many fixer associations and syndicates alike, and her place of origin is a complete mystery, as is her real name and reason for why she's so averse to life in the City and disdainful of it's many rules. Whatever it is that caused her to be this way is what pushed her to craft the Nautilus, her beloved magnum opus made of various tech from all across the City. She originally intended to use the ship to completely escape the City and it's rules, but due to mysterious circumstances that she refuses to speak on, the ship and much of it's crew have disappeared without a trace.

Her distinct habits include introducing herself to strangers by a wide variety of pseudonyms, a knowledge of many languages and codes, her general quietness unless something directly involves her input or expertise, smoking very particular cigars, and a strong dislike and surprising inability to remain impartial when matters of the impoverished people (especially children) of the Backstreets are involved.

As for actual gameplay, Her base ID does slashing Gloom and Pride, with some applying bleed count and others applying rupture potency. Her weapon, Nautile, is composed of three chakrams inlaid like an astrolabe, with the largest having a handle in the middle. It seats into a glove on her right hand, but can also connect to either side of a tactical harness she wears and can be hidden by her LC coat in case she doesn't need it ready! Her base E.G.O., Infini Vivant, is Wrath affinity and themed upon the electric ampoule-based gun Captain Nemo used to hunt underwater, and does piercing bleed damage and adds rupture count.

Although I like to think of scenarios where she would interact with canon sinners (she would have a preference for those like Ishmael and Meursault and a dislike of those like Outis and Hong Lu), she's more treated as a Sinner who exists in a noncanon smaller mobile unit dedicated to working with the LCD and handling things like Monoliths and Distortions.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fr though, how would Halloween work in a society that regularly deals with litteral ghosts and ghouls. Like, are horror movies scarier than hollows??

Man, soul society LOVES a holiday, especially one that involves costumes, reasoning behind the holiday be damned. For them, it's a bit more like Mardi gras than a scary holiday, but on Halloween there are roughly 4 camps:

People who are way more into the Pumpkin Spice part of October than the Spooky Parts: Sasakibe, Isane, Aizen (as part of his cover), Love, KOMAMURA, Tousen (also info-dumping every fun fact about bats to anyone who will listen), Hitsugaya (pre-gaming for Snow Season).

People hosting the Spoopy Halloween Block Party because Halloween is for the KIDS: Omaeda (actually here for the MILFs but that's ok), SHINJI, BYAKUYA, Iba, Kensei, Mashiro, Ikkaku, Kenpachi (but only until 9PM), Mayuri (unfortunately), Urahara, UKITAKE.

People out drinking and pulling Halloween Pranks and wearing slutty costumes because Halloween is for the ADULTS: Soi Fon, Rose, IZURU, Momo (loves horror movies), Hiyroi (actually a huge chicken about horror but loves seeing Momo in a revealing costume), RENJI, SHUNSUI, Nanao, LISA, SHUUHEI, MATSUMOTO, Yumichika, Nemu (she just likes hanging out and having a night off from Mayuri), RUKIA.

People who are stalking the above group in the creepiest makeup/costume they can manage and charging them with real weapons and borderline-genuine killing intent, because Halloween is for the MONSTERS: YAMAMOTO, Kenpachi from 9:01 PM when Yachiru is in bed to sunrise, RETSU.

Forgot it was Halloween because he's a creepy fuck all year round and also bad at remembering what day it is: Gin.

[choccy-milky]

you work is amazing! i do love the nsfw stuff a lot because it looks so in line with the characters. wanted to ask if you'd maybe consider doing a sebastian X MC nsfw comic strip. again feel free to let your creative juices flow where they must go.

aw thank you!! im glad you think so!! and ive REALLYYY been wanting to do a NSFW seb x MC comic with dialogue and everything, 'cause im really inspired by tamayula-hl, but i dont have any ideas for an actual full comic.....😭ill probably do a comic of the scene in my fic when seb and clora finally do the do, but other than that, nothin. so if uhh anyone has any suggestions or ideas...im always open 👀👀 ( i didnt have anon asks on until only a little while ago by accident, so now u can feel free to send me ur degenerate ideas safely LMAO) i do have more NSFW seb stuff in general comin up tho, heres a lil sneak peek👀😊😊😊(theyre just wrestling i swear)

also outing myself for my dumbass file names when it comes to smut LMAOO im not 12 i swear 💀💀💀

[itsmewahoo]

Do YOU have Donna Beneviento headcanons?

when she plays mario kart she holds on to her items pretty well and uses them sparingly. once she gets a blue shell tho she will hold on to it until the time comes. she will take you down with her in that explosion. its not about winning or losing. its about sending a message

[agnesandhilda]

Do you think those translator earbuds sometimes lag? Like imagine Kaiser speaking fast German to Isagi and there’s just a few seconds of silence in Isagi’s POV then the earbuds finally work and he just gets suddenly hit with every insult known to man



I think they sometimes would malfunction (if only because it amuses me + I find it unbelievable that these magic translator earbuds that are being worn by professional athletes for hours on end during practice and matches are never subjected to conditions that their creators didn't anticipate), but the scenario you're describing here is more likely to come from isagi to kaiser

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

Most overrated actor in Hollywood?

Omg, this could turn into a list 😂

Ah, let me see...The Rock? He should just give it up and do anything else apart from acting

Jennifer Lawrence - that woman has two Oscars already. I mean, come on

Johnny Depp - not even taking into consideration that he is an assole as a human being, almost his entire career is made up of him playing a clownish version of himself and sometimes costumes helped.

Ryan Reynolds - do I even have to say more???

Timmy Chalamet - a basic level actor who is not as good as he is hailed to be

Gal Gadot - Wtf?!?!?!??!

Jessica Chastain - to me she is the face of Hollywood's version of girl boss feminism in which shouting and giving orders is good acting in trying to show how strong her characters are

Lady Gaga - should stick to what she is actually good at, singing.

[frnkiebby]

franks of today :DD

god he has such a pretty fucking smile and im screaming jesus fucking christ~🎃

[gophergal]

Since you're still doing the 2012 tropes... Rapidfire nextgen?

Here's Pyro with the kiddo. I'm thinking his name is Apollo Mundy-Cusack

(prompts)

(under the cut is a family photo and more thoughts I've had about this triad starting a family)

Biologically, Apollo is Jeremy and Mick's offspring, but Pyro is the primary caregiver here. Despite what anyone expects, they're a fantastic parent. Pyro was already a house spouse, so being a SAHP is only natural

He was born in 1974, after his parents retired from Merc work

Apollo loves playing in the dirt and carries his little stuffed doggy with him everywhere

Pyro still wears their mask most of the time because it's comfy (read: I don't want to come up with a pyro design), but their son loves his parent's face with or without it.

Ma is obviously the most doting grandma on earth. She loves her grandson so much. She gave him that doggy when he was a wee baby

Mick teaches his son how to use a slingshot and identify cool bugs, Jeremy is the stereotypical dad playing catch in the front yard with his son, and Pyro plays pretend with him and teaches proper fire safety (they will one day show him how to use a flamethrower. When he's old enough)

...

SURPRISE NINE MERCS AND A BABY CROSSOVER: despite being 6 years his senior, Sonya Bernhard (my HeavyMedic fankid OC) loves their baby cousin/nephew (look, its confusing to use traditional relation terms for this very non-traditional family) to bits. Given how large the extended family is, there was really never any reason for Sonya to babysit him, but they still helped out wherever they could

While Bernhard was a very quiet kid, Apollo is super outgoing. He's 100% the type of kid who asks strangers questions at the supermarket

When he grows up, Apollo goes into wildlife photography

[textingtroublesanswers]

scout, sniper, and pyro, how would you all describe you partners with only one word?

Bug puts her hand on top of Jeremy's head, "Energetic," She does the same to Mick, having to go on their tiptoes to reach his head, "Chill."

"Oh nice!" Jeremy puffs out his chest, nudging Bug, "This one's creative," He points over at Mick, "That one's hardworking."

"Aw," Mick is blushing a bit, rubbing the back of his neck, "Roo's spunky & Bug's adorable."

[transingthoseformers]

So far what we've got from recent shenanigans:

Fractured reflections: baseline mecha are dumped into the SG universe, chaos ensues as the baseline mecha realize quickly just how horrible SG Optimus is. Rodimus and Megatron end up attached at the hip after The Horrors™️. Kinda a mix of g1 and IDW?

shards of stars au: baseline tfp Starscream is dumped into the SG tfp universe and is completely adopted by the shattered glass decepticons. To him all of this sounds too good to be true

Mltfp: transformers prime but also make it my little pony. Optimus is an alicorn prime, Megatron was an earth pony turned into ~something else~ by Unicron. Really fucking dope designs, the Autotrots and the Decepticorns.

Love boat au: Swerve orgy parties end up getting mecha sparked up, Megatron ends up revealing he's had no formal sexual education. Ratchet gives free interfacing courses because these fuckers need them.

💫Bottom bitch💫 Getaway: well what it says on the tin, Getaway gets knocked up by Megatron, consequences occur.

Where sire au: Megatron has a litter and will not tell anyone who the sires are, there's a fucking forum for it and everything.

A Glitch In the Matrix: Glitch accidentally destroys the matrix, ends up leading the quest to find the Knights of Cybertron out of religious guilt. No war au.

Forced Redemption Arc Au or (paradigm shift) : the matrix can slowly but surely turn bad people into good people, and Shockwave is in for one hell of a journey.

TFP Looking Through The Glass au: Shattered Glass Optimus (who currently looks identical to BL Optimus) temporarily replaces BL Oppy, and it takes the autobots a bit to realize what has happened. Tfp Megatron finds him super hot actually, BL Optimus returns, and wow is SG OP able to entirely discard the personality mask now

you are/arent the sire au: so IDW no war, Megs is in medical school but Impactor is still a miner. Somehow, these two fuckers got knocked up by the same sire... But did they? Nope! TC and 'Warp, who were both painted as Starscream in an illegal money scheme, did it, and the law things Starscream did it. Paternal test ensues, Star still ends up as beta-sire. Now, sadly to him, these grounders have gotta stay with them.