#ranga baby

[childwhoeatdirt]

Ginger baby Day #5

[pettypuppy-jonghyun]

Family | Lee Felix

Summary: you have a daughter that Felix adopted and you both are expecting a baby boy soon

Warnings: pregnancy

Notes: this is something that's been on my mind for a little because I have a daughter and I feel like her and Felix would get along so well🥹

"What are you up to?" Felix questions, coming around the sofa to peer at the project in your hand. "It's very tiny."

You smiled, raising up the little hat you were crocheting. "It's supposed to fit a newborn's head, love. Of course it's tiny."

His eyes softened immediately at the mention of your baby who was still on his way. Felix maneuvered the pillows so he could take a seat beside you, careful of the yarn you were using and your tools. He leaned in to take a better look at the small hat that was nearly done.

"It kinda looks like..." He trails off in thought.

"Cookie monster?" You finish with a laugh.

Although he was correct, it only semi looked like the blue character. It was missing the second eye and you had yet to attach the cookie fabric bites you made previously. Still, it was quite obvious what you were attempting to create and you were proud of it. The hat was supposed to go along with the nursery theme you and your husband chose.

Suddenly, both of your attention was changed over to a high pitched giggle echoing down the hallway. Your daughter emerged shortly after the sound, running into the living room with paper in her hand. Her little feet tapped quickly against the wooden floor as she rushed to Felix.

"Look! Cookie monster!" She exclaims, practically shoving the paper into his face.

Felix pulls at the paper, holding it at an angle so he could see properly. "Would you look at that?" He glances at you with a soft smile. "This is the absolute best drawing of Cookie Monster I have ever seen."

Your daughter grins, hands folded behind her back as she swung side to side, her cheeks turning pink. You couldn't help but laugh, finding it absolutely adorable how shy she suddenly became when complimented. It only lasted a minute before she ripped the papers from his hand, passing it along to you.

"Mommy!"

You take the photo, eyeing the details of perfectly scribbled circles of blue and black. "Wow, this is art! Darling, have you ever seen such a talented artist before?" Your eyes met your husband.

Felix's eyes gave away his emotions as he continue to interact with your daughter. The amount of love and affection he had for her always made your heart swell. When he officially adopted her and became her father, you felt your puzzle all come together and be complete. You entire world was right here and you wanted to soak in every moment.

"Mommy, show the baby," your daughter suddenly demands, her hand falling onto your stomach.

You nod. "We can show him. Come here." You helped her onto the sofa, scootching her right up to your side so you both sat comfortably.

Felix watched for a moment before cuddling closer, gently moving your crochet project to the side. His arm wrapped around the back of your head, right hand coming to cup yours. He silently watched as your daughter turned her drawing to face your stomach, speaking to her unborn brother.

"You think he'll like cookie monster?" She asks, peering up at the two of you. "Or Elmo?"

Felix snorts. "I sure hope he likes cookie monster. Everything he owns is that theme." His eyes drift over to the large bins full of baby gifts you still hadn't unpacked into the nursery yet.

You shrug. "Even if he doesn't, he'll grow out of his things before he has enough conscious to tell us."

You leant your head down onto Felix's shoulder, watching as your two most dear people in the world interacted happily with one another. They even were planning for the third addition to your life, which you couldn't help but feel so excited for. You close your eyes with a smile and began to drift off to sleep.

"Mommy is sleeping, shh."

"Daddy sleep too?"

You attempted to hold back your tears as you heard her call him her father with so much love. You felt Felix tense at the name, sighing softly before responding.

"Daddy too. We can all sleep with mommy."

[luxthestrange]

TTIGRIAS Incorrect quotes #2 Lost...& Found?

Prequel to #1

Y/n*Waking up in the middle of a forest clearing*...I have-...no idea where I am....H-hehe I dunno if I should l-laugh or cry*With a trembling voice of mix cry and about to laugh*

Y/n*Shruging with tears already streaming down their face and wheezes with a nervous smile*FUCK IT-LETS TO BOTH!?

Rim*Who was riding Ranga for some fresh air Rimuru plz you were walking your puppers*...

...Please Like if that wasn't any of us if we're suddenly awaking in some forest...that looked anime-mized

For real the real person who inspired me to start a TTIGRAAS series is ArcWrites in Quotev

[seafaremarketplace]

New kids!!! I’m so obsessed

Bitxi, she (black head) / he (pink head)

Kizkurri, he/him

[master-muffinn]

That time i got reincarnated as a slime

When someone walking in on them when they making love (gender neutral)

Warning: nsfw, but there's no descriptions and barely any sex talk

These people are a true gentleman/gentlewoman. The moment they notice that the door are opening they cover up your body with either their own body or with anything in their surroundings like a blanket. They don’t want anyone else to see your beautiful naked body but them. They will make it clear to the intruder, whoever they are, to leave quickly with a threatening tone and a serious expression.

Afterwards they ask if you are alright and if you want to continue or not. If you do, they will give you a little extra attention to get you ‘back in the mood’.

^ DIABLO, SOUEI, Velzard, Hakurou, Treyni, Albis, Frey, Hiiro ^

These people are sensitive and can’t handle it very well. They become sooo embarrassed that their body and mind go blank for a moment. The longer the stranger takes to get out of the room, the more red and shaky they get. Please s/o, you have to calm your baby down and reassure them! They probably won't be able to continue after the ‘accident’ and if you’re unlucky, you probably won't have sex in some time because they are scared that the same accident were to repeat. Maybe with extra love and support the process will go faster. 

^ BENIMARU, SOUKA ^

They get embarrassed and SCREAM. “GET THE F**K OUT!! HAVE YOU NEVER LEARNED TO KNOCK!!” Which hopefully won't make you deaf, unless you already are after dating these people. They will try to lower their voice for you, since they don’t wish to make you uncomfortable and worsen everything. They will however complain and/or mutter swearwords of irritation under their breath. They will need some time to calm them self down before continue, unless you say otherwise. 

^ VELDORA, MELLIM, Gobta, Ranga, Shion, Gabiru, Ramiris, Rigurd ^

If the stranger takes too long to get out they are like: “Um..can you… please leave..” They are awkward, embarrassed of course but mostly awkward. They don’t really know what they should do. This is just..weird. They try to not make it a big deal, like..this can happen to everybody right? But shouldn't the person have heard you two? Or did they do it on purpose? No that can’t be right? They would be fine to continue but their mind will go back to the ‘accident’ and you will soon lose interest so you end up cuddling and talking about it instead and you probably would laugh about it.

^ RIGUR, RIMURU, Shuna, Geld ^

All they do is stop what they are doing and stare the intruder straight in their soul with death. How DARE they interfere in their precious intimate time with their s/o. When the person leaves they apologize for not locking the door properly and then  ask if you are alright. After that they continued with what they were doing like nothing ever happened. Plotting murder later.

^ LEON, Gazel, Luminous, Clayman? ^

Getting caught mid sex? They found this really interesting and kinky. They totally leave the door unlocked on purpose so this would happen often. Might ask the person to come and join or watch them depending on who they are, but will of course change their mind if their s/o slaps them complains. They will continue your time together without problems, maybe even a little more horny. ;)

^ GUY CRIMSON, yuuki, Diablo? ^

Thank you for reading! I hope you like it! ❤ Likes, reblogs and criticism are very much appreciated! 🥰

[blueberry-ovaries]

EASY MEN AS QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS

quotes taken straight from my quote book, except i assign the easy men as some of the quotes

Dick Winters: i like the thrill of premarital eye contact though

Lewis Nixon: you white mans whore

Carwood Lipton: macarena through the pain

Ronald Spiers: i love war crimes

Harry Welsh: someone messaged me and said “when i think about you i think about weasels”

Joe Liebgott: i love milfs, they have a special place in my heart

Joe Toye: i’m going to grind ur kneecaps into a powder and snort it of a homeless mans ass

Bill Guarnere: i would 100% throw hands with a toddler

George Luz: i don’t have a brain

Skip Muck: that’s not very fergalicious

Don Malarkey: bitch ass gangly ranga

Frank Perconte: yeah and what about it, i’ll bite you, chomp chomp bitch

Babe Heffron: do you guys ever look at rocks and think “i really wanna eat that” or is it just me, like some rocks just look good to eat

Bull Randleman: wait i thought south america was florida? what do you mean brazil is in south america isn’t it in like europe

Skinny Sisk: are ponies real?

David Webster: state of denial? i’ve never been to egypt though

Shifty Powers: when people talk about how they have a baby ,,they preach they’ve done the funky,,, congrats ur not a virgin

Johnny Martin: let me read your palm… yep it’s says you’re a dumb bitch

Chuck Grant: ur the pee to my pants

Floyd Talbert: like what DO you say after sex? do you just fall asleep NAKED?!

Eugene Roe: looks like a bitch is depressed, it’s me, im bitch

Pat Christensen: can’t believe i almost called Jesus a dilf

Buck Compton: ass so fat it cause mass genocide

[justawasteoftime1122]

Translating Aussie slang cuz I'm bored asf and Americans don't understand us.

Ranga- Red head. Very commonly used amongst Aussies.

Cunt- We pretty much use this daily. Basic vocabulary, even the babies know it (jk mostly use it among friends as a 'Fuck you bitch luv ya'

Thongs- Flip flops. You Americans are sickos.

Bin- ItS a TrAsH cAn.

Rubbish- Pretty sure you know what this is. ✨trash✨

That's all for now.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Ok but Dick is so big brother shaped. Plz give the kid a sibling.

The trials of working for a young married couple with a child, Alfred sighed. Some of the things he'd clearly forgotten in the intervening years.

And he wasn't sure what was worse. Walking in on a private conversation or walking in on said married couple in- or about to be in a compromising position. But he did know there was a third worse option that was a mix of both.

Still. At least everyone was still mostly clothed. And he wouldn't need to see if his insurance benefits covered therapy.

Whatever the precipitating factors were didn't matter. He was sure it would all come out eventually. Though he had suspicions.

Bruce had been obnoxiously fussy where you were concerned. Even more than normal.

So either a spat had been resolved or he'd decided you were terminally ill.

He glanced up from getting the stains out of Dick's school uniform and quirked an eyebrow but other wise said nothing as you loaded the washing machine- you perfered to wash your own intimates and he didn't blame you. Even if he wasn't phased. But from his understanding, you'd been doing laundry since you were 8. So- it was probably equal parts it being weird to have someone else washing your undergarments and having some sense of normalcy. Either way it was less work for the staff- something they appreciated.

"You're home early," he observed watching you start folding shirts- he wasn't sure how many jobs you'd worked but he suspected a considerable amount of retail.

"I've been working from upstairs," you tell him. "Working at the office has been making things... distracting for everone."

"Ah yes. The unintended consequences of the lime light."

"I'm not sure why interviews keep going viral-"

"It's not the interviews," Alfred snorted. "People find you fascinating."

When you roll your eyes he smiled just a little. You seemed to have a very inaccurate picture of yourself outside of a courtroom. You were charming. And had enough wits about you to keep up with Bruce- in his public persona or out of it. To the outside you looked like an odd couple. A lawyer with a deadpan biting wit and a reformed playboy... He could see the appeal of you. Why people still fixated on you.

"Well calling my office is rude," you tell him. "Particularly when we can't unlist the number."

"Yes that is annoying I'd imagine; how-"

"I have a secretary filter calls. Interview requests and weirdos get rerouted to wherever all the PR shit goes and Ranga sends me anything important."

He nodded. He'd never considered how you'd managed to get anything done working from home. But it made sense.

"How many socks can this kid run through?" you muse, folding what felt like the 50th pair.

"It is an eternal mystery. How every child I've ever known winds up with so many mismatched socks."

"That's why I just bought socks that it didn't matter if they matched- until I was in law school it was a good day and I was on my A game if they came out of the same pack."

Alfred shuddered reflexively and wondered if you still did that, he'd never paid attention to your socks.

"Alfred where is- Oh hey Y/N," Dick said, "Bruce wants you."

"Why?" you ask, returning his one armed hug when he skipped over.

He shrugged, "Didn't ask."

"Rude."

He grinned, "You piss people off today?"

"Language. And just Gordon- that doesn't count."

"How come?"

"ACAB until they stop beating up civilians and taking bribes, Dickie.""

"Please don't say that in interviews, someone will shoot you," Dick said. "This is like the longest it's bee since someone tried to shoot you. B finally stopped trying to hire bodyguards."

"Pretty sure they could get bribed, baby bird."

"I couldn't-"

"I bribe you all the time," you tell him, ruffling his hair.

"It's not a bribe if you do it before I act up. It's just an incentive," he huffed.

"True enough, finish folding your socks," you tell him swooping down to kiss his cheek before going to find Bruce.

[ririsasy]

Aavesham toxic yaoi my beloved

(Seriously this movie has the sugar baby sugar daddy toxic plot on AO3 especially in the mafia tag lmao I might be guilty as writing at least one 😭 I mean rich mafia leader paying all the tuition fees and buying house providing the sugar baby with everything that he needs in exchange for partying all night being his eye candy warming his bed like come one who are they trying to fool with this blatant plot lmao)

Basically an indirect first kiss, maintaining eye contact the entire time, there's no way this was an innocent scene without any sexual innuendo because the touching tips come on, that's the gayest allegory many times have been used between two lovers sharing cigarette. Not to mention Bibi basically was just as mesmerized because he wasn't actually processing about what just happened, it took him sometime to realize a man just invaded his personal space while he has his dick out lmao his surprised was so delayed lol

Not the watching him dance scene with the hooded eyes like some predator omg because that's what it's

Wanting to join the fun but straight up going to Bibi and even went as far as calling for him so he would come to his arms and the entire time he only has his eyes on Bibi lmao he couldn't even be subtle about it.

Ranga's obsession about wanting to grab Bibi on his face like some predatory shit, with such force every single time startling Bibi, Ranga please you are scaring the baby, be gentle.

His first birthday cake he feed it to Bibi and didn't bother with anyone else, wanting to sit closer to him even the lady knew what's going and giving him side eyes lmao

So Ranga was basically in love with Bibi but he himself really doesn't know what the hell is happening to him, all he knows he is suddenly attached with a boy that he saw at the urinal stall.

Because Ranga with all his constipated emotions, he tried to make sense about his new found attachment issues, he could try to match it first with the familial feeling toward a brother because he loves and care for Bibi and want to give everything for him but....it's actually more than that.

I will continue it (later) in the reblog 👌 because there are more things I want to say about their relationship.

[childwhoeatdirt]

Ginger baby Day #4

[lacefuneral]

it could be the sleep deprivation! but it is also possible. that i unironically like space waltz BECAUSE!

[spongebob holding hands out dot jpeg]

it reminds me a lot of red dwarf. WHICH!

[spongebob holding hands out dot jpeg]

isn't to say that it's good like red dwarf is. only that, as a parody of the space exploration/space opera genre, it also manages to be its own thing. you look at, for example, unser traumschiff. it's a one-to-one parody of star trek tos. the characters, set design, costume, even sound effects. when you watch unser traumschiff you are essentially watching Bad, unliscenced Star Trek, on purpose. red dwarf, while a sitcom that parodies, goes out of its way to make New Lore. New Characters. New Motivations. (and is also a pastiche of many scifi works.) when you watch red dwarf, you are just... watching red dwarf.

and that's the weird thing about space waltz. because it strikes a weird balance between an unser traumschiff and a red dwarf. the primary parody is star trek tos, and this is obvious. you have a character standing in for uhura, a character that references sulu (a botanist that also flies the ship), a character that appears to reference both data from TNG and kryten from red dwarf in the form of an android.

but.... the costume design, the sound design, the set design, even the props.... they don't follow the norm for a parody in this genre. you have this weirdly haunting music that plays over most skits. a bright white ship interior that ALSO differs from more modern blockbuster takes of sci-fi, it's like its own... uncanny sort of thing. and then the uniforms are a mashup of navy, pirate, super hero??? reflective tape??? rubber/PVC???

and then we have the characters. the captain isn't there because he's skilled... he's a nepo baby with absolutely no expertise. a māori descendant, weirdly, of the colonizer captain cook. he has a literal pirate ship steering wheel (which... may? or may not? work?) and his first officer, a pāhekā with a te reo name, Rangi. meaning sky/heaven and, as one fanfic author pointed out, one letter away from "ranga" (derogatory slang for a red-haired person). he's a knowitall, spent 6 years at the academy, and resents his inexperienced captain for outranking him. also there's a guy that has kirk and spock "dollies" that he plays with at his station.

then plotwise, the purpose of their mission is specifically to find a planet to evacuate the aoteoroean population to, as rising sea levels have already swallowed the north island and are beginning to swallow the south island. in one skit, the PM says that they are doing this so the kiwis won't have to go to australia. but, paradoxically, we do also see a group of australians in space? and most of australia's population is concentrated on the coastline. so perhaps the australians, too, are in search of land to evacuate to. unclear.

anyway. all of this is like. genuinely kind of compelling to me? which is weird to say because this was made as part of like. an objectively terrible, unfunny, aged-like-milk skit show. the goal of which was to be as LOL RANDOM XD and offensive as possible, apparently. so even though space waltz is undoubtedly the best skit segment, it's still........ well. it's still radiradirah. the premise of one "episode" (collection of related skits?) is that the ship has been infested by tribbles (called "meeple" here) that can only be killed with human farts. the premise of another episode is that captain hemi """gets schizophrenia""" from looking into a black hole (which results in. what you would expect. unfortunately.). and in the same episode, the uhura stand-in character makes a comment that she's worried about being sexually assaulted if first officer Rangi mutinies and takes over the ship. (which like. deeply upsetting to begin with. but also there's no basis at all for the character to do something like that. it, like many other radiradirah skits, chucks in SA as an Edgy Shock Humor Joke).

if you do check out space waltz, i recommend doing so by watching the compilation someone made on youtube. radiradirah itself isn't worth it. i gave up on episode 4. and also... do be aware that it is still radiradirah. and with it comes... well. what it comes with.

now all of that being said. i do kind of want to see a take of space waltz that's more like red dwarf. like, still silly. completely absurd. but also... a little more effort put in. some more lore building. little less trek. really showcase the bits of the world that are actually interesting and new.

like, it's fucking strange that captain hemi talks into a vacuum cleaner hose on his belt to record his captain's log. that's awesome. give me 500 more details like that

alcohol is illegal? why? what happened? prohibition 2? give me the fake earth history

but more importantly. put men back in those shiny suits and hats. for me, specifically

[luxthestrange]

TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#67 Dog is God

Who's Y/n's favorite helper...and obviously it's ranga...he forever is both Rimuru and your best little boy and helper...much to the annoyance of Shion and Diablo...

Diablo*Found out Ranga got cuddles by Milim and seemed to enjoy it*Oooh~Y/n gonna be mad~

Ranga*droopy ears and looks shocked* AH!

Diablo: And then you're not going to be their favorite anymore~

Ranga*Tail between his legs and whines*AAH!?

Diablo*Grins with a deep voice*Then I'll be their favorite~

Ranga*Drops to the floor whining in pain, his paws covering his eyes as he cries*WAAAAAAH!AAAAAH!

Diablo *Blinks and actually...feels guilty plus he knows how...protective you are of ranga so he goes to comfort him*Woah...I'm just kidding!-...Ugh, babies never get my jokes...

-Boss music in the distance and a roaring shout is heard in the distance-

Y/n: WHO MADE MY PUPPY CRY!?!?!

Diablo: Please stop crying-

Ranga*Sniffs and whines looking almost mad at him*??

Diablo: Do you know what a joke is? It's like lying but you know they are lying...so it's funny, those are my jokes anyway...funny lying hehe~

Ranga*sits up again and sticks out his tongue*Oh...I get it...thanks! I won't cry then!

Ranga*Wags his tail and looks at him*...

Then Ranga proceeds to cry again and behind Diablo, he can feel your dark aura

Y/n: IT WAS YOU-

Diablo:....I Taught him how to joke, and he punked me...

What you boss music?...mine is between mortal kombat theme song and Kordhell-Fatality

[seafaremarketplace]

Dragon A Day 2023

Day Two: Current Avatar

Ranga, my beloved baby girl!!! Got a bit of a glow up since I last drew her. She’s less baby baby now and like. The dragon equivalent of a 10 year old girl

[glitchinginhyperfixis]

yes all terfs are gay we're literally mostly lesbians and bisexuals girlies 💅

with a silly goofy haircut and a pepperoni face you smell like a baboons shit mixed with cat piss that’s been vomited out of your own deformed child into a big toilet that has been stuck up your small flat bum that’s nothing but a plain blank wall and you don’t even know how embarrassing it is just to be next to you because that stinky breath and bo smells like rotten cheese, expired eggs, expired milk and diohreah. your hair looks like it was burnt in a frying pan and tossed into the bin with rats and spiders chewing on it to be strands and it turned into a poo poo colour and you look like a chimpunk X oompaloompa X munchkin X witch of the west X freddy cruga X human. you also have a resting constipated face. you are the definition of the first gorilla ranga bug flat face draft of barbie that had to undergo so much surgery to get the freddy cruga skin and the oompaloompa hair fixed but also had to get her booty fixed because it was as flat as my wall and the smelly farts that smelt like if baby vomit and spoilt egg had a baby and then had a baby with diarrhea then with your cats digestion system before it poops it out okay 1. we are not friends anymore 2. you should not be getting your little squiggly diggly tiny rat face cockroach body into material girls' business for good looking pretty sophisticated people which is not you for many reasons one being you are a mega fart that when i’m around you i can’t stand the smell of your diarrhea breath and your cheese pee oder and your hair looks like it was burnt in a frying pan and tossed into the bin with rats and spiders chewing on it to be strands and it turned into a poo poo colour and you look like a chimpunk X oompaloompa X munchkin X which of the west X freddy cruga X human

[djfloops]

70s SUPERHIT MOVIE | Do Aur Do Paanch (1980) Amitabh Bachchan & Parveen Babi | Shashi K. & Hema

Do Aur Do Paanch is a Bollywood action-comedy-drama film released in 1980, directed by Rakesh Kumar. This multi-starrer film features iconic actors like Amitabh Bachchan, Shashi Kapoor, Kader Khan, Hema Malini, and Parveen Babi. Additionally, Kader Khan penned the dialogues for the movie. The film was so successful that it was remade in Tamil cinema under the title Ranga, with South Indian…

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70s SUPERHIT MOVIE | Do Aur Do Paanch (1980) Amitabh Bachchan & Parveen Babi | Shashi K. & Hema

Do Aur Do Paanch is a Bollywood action-comedy-drama film released in 1980, directed by Rakesh Kumar. This multi-starrer film features iconic actors like Amitabh Bachchan, Shashi Kapoor, Kader Khan, Hema Malini, and Parveen Babi. Additionally, Kader Khan penned the dialogues for the movie. The film was so successful that it was remade in Tamil cinema under the title Ranga, with South Indian…